#my man got HUMBLED

[skxrbrand]

what is the khornate equivalent of being physically emasculated?

Removal of the horns and/or wings.

[manchblack]

whenever people talk about shows that they wish would've come out now instead of when they did, once upon a time is always on the top of my list. not because i want it to be better written but because the fandom would be batshit insane and it would be SO funny

[mo-ok]

would you like a red boy? hold out your hand i'll give you a red boy 🥰

[shannonsketches]

like why did they change where Vegeta was when Cell announced the cell games in the anime

why did they make this vegeta starting shit with yamcha instead of chillin in the lab with his family? why did they take Bulma out of the lab? Why'd they say she was Out while Dr Brief was repairing 16? Why did they change Bulma working on advanced robotics to running in late with her baby?

it's the same scene except: - Bulma's actively at work being a scientist - Vegeta's not being rude to her (or anyone else!) - Vegeta waits for Trunks instead of leaving the room - Cell interrupted the airwaves, which means Trunks and Vegeta were just hanging out with Bulma and Dr B while they were working

Those are all Great Character Details!! That the anime rails against!!

[eggs-can-draw]

Dangandoodles (mostly naegamigiri, ramblings of a crazy man under the cut)

Ok so I was hit with a jimmy neutron brain blast and it went “what if despair disease but dr1” and was instantly slammed in the face with “Naegi gets the same flavor as Nagito cause luck boys except Naegi does not handle it well”

I don’t care about canon fuck canon Naegi actually has two talents and one of them is shsl house husband (I don’t know much about v3 but Shuichi Saihara is the naegamigiri kid in my head and my heart)

That one vine yknow. Let Naegi be a little shit he just got sent to his own death. (Also I love how if you get the bad ending alter ego just lets Kirigiri die lmao) also a what if Naegi fell badly when he went post execution dumpster diving. Mans trapped under a very real very desk shaped desk.

Steal your gf’s clothes!! Do it!! Her fit is yours now!!

[evadewilson]

a relative of mine (a short, slim, not particularly muscular woman) introduced me to pilates and i figured, looking at her, how hard could it be. she told me how easy and fun it was. she spent the ENTIRE WAY THERE there telling me how much i’m going to like it. afterwards we can get a coffee, she says. all you’re doing is stretching, right? — WRONG. we buzz into the class and i stick all my stuff in a corner. i’m very comfortable in my little 5’ inseam bedazzled work out shorts expecting to chat my way through some machine assisted yoga. loud and incorrect. i’m full body trembling within 3 minutes. several people surrounding me are giving me sympathetic “you too?” looks, and i begin to wonder what is wrong with all of them. i begin to question myself. i find faith. i lose it again. i look up at the clock six hours later and it has been 12 minutes. it’s been a full day since we finished the first class and i’m still in pain. i am never going back to that place.

[savage-rhi]

Fuschia/Magenta?

[hotheadedhero]

Hi!!! Hello!!! I really love you writings and there super refreshing your ideas are so cool and the way you do requests is amazing!!! I see you haven’t been doing this for long but I say your climbing up the ranks speedy I can’t wait to see future stuff!!! :D

Oh my glob, that's so sweet of you to say! Thank you 😭🙏 I do one day hope to stand on a pedestal along with the greats but I won't get ahead of myself ;)

And, yes, whilst I haven't been uploading on Tumblr for very long, I have gotten much more attention than I anticipated. Funny story, though, this isn't actually my "beginning" as it were. My first ever tmnt x reader stuff would have been on Wattpad from about- omg... 8 years ago?!

I'm not that old, am I?

Anyways!! Thank you again, I'm so very glad you like my writing and I hope the future stories keep you entertained <3

[skitty-kirby]

I don't usually talk about these sortsa things so weeewooo Think my wisdom teeth are coming in, or at least two of them- I turn 23 next month so I'm kinda late to the game it seems. ._." My whole right side jaw/ear is in violent pain, spanning my upper and lower back teeth. No new ones spotted yet, just pain. Very sudden. :') Probably won't be very active until the pain subsides cuz like. OW.

Heee hooooooooooooooooooooooooooo send help and lots of ibuprofen Skitty out

[hella1975]

my mum picking me up this morning: you're not as hungover as i thought you'd be

me, just yacked in an alleyway: yeah haha

[lizzzybooo]

To my Jewish friends: do you also watch the prince of Egypt every year at Passover? Or is it just me? 👀

[aurosoulart]

I feel like I’ve been posting a ton lately (because there’s a lot goin on!!!!) but FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH TWITTER: Figmin XR just published our AWE competition video!!!

❗ PLEASE like/retweet it if you want to help us with our company mission of using AR (augmented reality) to reduce material waste. ❗

we’re an indie team of 4 people competing against large companies, so we’re relying pretty much entirely on word of mouth to spread the word about what we’re doing. we’re also competing against the AI and web3 (crypto) crowd, which are unfortunately still big in the tech industry

we’re competing in multiple award categories at AWE and will be relying on public votes, so literally any and all visibility helps us immensely right now. 🙏

I’ll be posting the video to @figminxr later, so don’t stress if you’re not on twitter. I’ll be sharing more info about the competition in the post as well!

[altruistic-meme]

i hate that i can't just stay in the position i like and am very good at and expect to ever start making more money. i don't have interest in climbing the ladder, i like my current position. i am good at my current position. literally everyone i work with will tell you that i'm really fucking good at my job. why can i not just get more money to keep being good at my current position?

[rhymaes]

a narcissist's worst fear really is being away from you because after cutting her out, im in. genuine speechless awe by the sheer amount of Incredbily Important things I let her just. deadass steal from me. like. i cannot believe. she took the literary theory i invented & portrayed it. so so fucking poorly in the last essay of her first phd course & pretended she . came up with it. and that the poet she focused on. was her favorite. but he's. mine. she didnt even like him lmaoooo it's genuinly that she is so fucking mentally unwell but i will never ever ever be in the same room as her ever again & she can get fucked & keep preying on queer women who she fucking hates i guess because the only thing she hates more than losing attention, is not being victimized by it & there's no possible way for her to turn this on me to anyone (because she. has been telling people about me & making fun of me being a lesbian even tho she kept getting me drunk & trying to fuck me so like, whatever i guess) because i've given her nothing in writing & she looks crazy and clingy which she. fucking is. society if i could control the directions of cars with my mind.....

[todayisafridaynight]

lit cannot stress how much fuckability masato lost after becoming aoki like emo death is real and its so so tragic

[ark1os]

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