#my mind is in the gutter

[fieldofdaisiies]

professor! Azriel x Reader

a long time ago I got an professor!Azriel x Reader request and I kind of forgot about it. I am so sorry, but thanks to a very inspirational conversation with @moonlightazriel and @brekkershadowsinger I decided to finally write this little thing hehe enjoy, hope you like it💛

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Azriel is extremely passionate when talking about his subject - Literature

you are practically bound to his lips, you can look away nor not pay attention

he has a certain way with words that just captured you

especially when he is speaking in another language, quoting poems or simple phrases

his voice alone will make your knees feel wobbly

and God, when he traces his index and middle finger over the spine or a page

during the lecture your eyes will often meet, just quick, subtle glances, that speak volumes

he loves it when you challenge him

he makes a statement - "and that’s why woman were not allowed to write back then"

just to get a reaction from you, just see your determined and vigorous side, just to see you argue and challenge him

you get extremely temperamental and Azriel loves this

of course he smirks while listening to you

when writing an essay he will help you, giving you support, providing you with literature, guiding you into the right direction

your hands will always accidentally touch, and you will steal more glances at each other while you stand next to his desk and go over your essay together

when correcting your tests or homework and you did well you will always get a little message saying "good girl, did so well on my exam, let’s see how I can reward you"

when you give a good answer in class his eyes will slide to you, and a barely there smirk will tug at his lips, the sparkle in his eyes full of sensual promises

and God forbid when you don’t show up to class - the pretty little reminder he leaves on your ass in form of his hand print will never make you stay away from class again

the more your relationship develops the more time you will spend together outside of university

he loves taking you to libraries further away so no one sees you

you love reading together and later analysing the books

sharing sweet little kisses in between while steaming hot cups of tea sit nect to you

you love rainy cosy days the most knowing you will spend them inside with him, cuddled in bed together, raindrops sliding down the windows, scented candles being lit

you will cook together, always somehow touching, hugging or sharing quick kisses

in class you will still (of course act all professional) apart from the subtle glances

he loves it when you call him sir especially when you do so in the bedroom which leads me to…

NSFW

Azriel loves bending you over his desk after class, taking his time with you, prasing and worshipping you for how well you did in class

he loves fucking you on his desk until his name rolls of your lips and bounces of all the walls in the lecture hall

sometimes he takes you atop all his books and papers just because he can’t wait any longer to be buried deep inside of you

while correcting tests, he will often keep you in his lap, his cock buried inside of you and don’t you dare move

he also loves to eat you out while you read to him either his or your favourite book

he will whisper the filthiest book quotes into your ear while making love

and you love to send him dirty texts while he is in lectures sometimes even adding a pretty little picture, knowing it will get him all flustered and aroused

also knowing you will get your payback when he gets home

[i-like-forcefem]

look at you~ a tag? for when you get teased~? you're so desperate it makes me want to break your mind so gently until all you can think about is making yourself so pretty and so helpless for anyone who chooses to tease you~

I-I wouldn't say no to that

Gosh I love gentle breaking and I'd love to be yearned and put the effort in to make myself pretty for someone and be good for them and and and- um um

Goshgoshgosh I am- up- very very helpless to teasing already it seem. Gosh I um. Wow gosh, this is having more of an effect thend I'd have thought just

If you, um, desire something you, yk... Nobody is stopping you 👉👈

[bangchansdirty-slut]

My Dirty-minded Thoughts Part 1

Masterlist

Just me in my room, thirsting. Also, I am too lazy to put punctuation and fix my grammar because I just used my last brain cell to write the Chan fic. So, yeah, enjoy! (Don't ask me why I used punctuation here. Also, my inbox has been collecting dust for quite a bit, so feel free to request any idol for me to write about.)

Cock Piercing Hyunjin!?

I was literally was just watching edits of him on Instagram Live and I was thinking about maybe writing about Cock Piercing Hyunjin x male reader, like before you guys were official he couldn't get enough of his eyebrow piercing he decide to get another one and he decided to be brave and go with dick piercing cause he heard good things about it but fast forward to when he fucks you and you literally go absolutely crazy and become a moaning mess to the feeling of his pierced cock in you

Office Meeting Fucking!?

IDK if any of you guys have seen the tik toks with that one bl manhwa (I think it's a manhwa but I don't remember) picture where the guy fucks the other guy on the table while having a meeting with everyone there that seems so fucking hot and embarrassing but I really wanna write it anyways. Like imagine him just ramming his cock into you and you are so embarrassed but also a moaning mess so he whispers into your ear

"Don't worry baby there's no need to be embarrassed about they are just some irrelevant employees and if any of them say anything about this or get off to this right now I'll make their lives a living hell."

Idol Yeounjun x Stalker!?

Imagine reader is a stalker who just happened to follow Yeonjun to his secret apartment and Yeonjun is furious so he decides to fuck some sense into reader

Neighbor Chan x Reader!?

Where you had moved into your apartment a while ago and you were doing laundry in the shared laundry mat and you noticed that your dirty underwear kept going missing little did you know your Neighbor Chris who has had a crush on you ever since you moved in, was secretly stealing your undies to jerk off to eventually u caught him and decided to help him out cause he was hot.

[bloombubs]

nsfw — pure fucking filth. didn’t hold back. don’t judge

thinkin about what it would be like to have adrian watching you give him a hand job.

hear me out.

hear him out.

this man is tensing his muscles, they look unbelievably good from your angle. his curls bounce from tilting his head back, his adam’s apple bobbing before looking back down at you. small gasps leaving his lips as your hand teases his tip with the leaking precum. it’s cute how often his hips buck upwards, almost teasing him with an idea you’d wrap your lips around him—but you don’t. he’s babbling, you got this muscular man weak at the simple touch of your hands. his hands search for any part of you to hold onto, to sink his hands into. a firm believer in teasing him, you kiss the areas around, lips trailing down his happy trail, his hips, all while you’re stroking him. “do that again- shit, shit, shit—just like that, right there,” a moaning, babbling mess. he’s desperate for you, his face coated in a red hue with a slight sheen of sweat. his face pinches together, the glasses slipping off the bridge of his nose, grunts escaping his throat, but he tries his best to keep his eyes open as he cums all over you, coating you. you just tease him a bit more, slightly over stimulating him until all his muscles tense before he can’t anymore.

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

HOLY SHIT ROBOTGIRL PORN AD!?!

oh,, it’s just a chair,, haha,,,

[polin-erospsyche]

I’m afraid the carriage scene has ruined my brain beyond repair. I’m in Vienna at the moment for a trip and like why are there so many carriages??? I know the carriages have probably been here a long time but at this point it’s just rude. Cause I’m walking, enjoying the city and I’ll just see carriages everywhere. How am I supposed to live laugh love under these conditions? I’ve been walking around all day with the biggest grin and I’ll just giggle out of nowhere? I fear that alongside not being able to listen to “give me everything” like a normal person ever again, I now also cannot look at a carriage without having my mind going places.

Those of you who see carriages on the daily because it’s just a part of where you live, I have so much respect for your strength. I think I’d just go insane.

[sallowsweet1890]

Question!

Is there someone out there who could draw all of the HL boys in maid outfits? This has been a thought that has been floating around in my mind for several days now but I can not find anything to satiate this need. If not all boys, Sebby or Omi will do.

Thanks in advance,

A simp for these Slytherins

[thicc-astronaut]

Went on vacation to the Garden of the Gods in southern Illinois a few weeks ago, this road sign made me bust out laughing. Who named these places. Why did they call them that.

[provokedgoalie]

“I bet if I hit the right spot, I can make you scream” sir. 👁️👄👁️

[teyamsgrl]

i love writing angst so much ngl 🫠 idk what it is but god damn it's so good - REQUEST ME ANGST I WILL HAPPILY DO IT PLS PLS PLS

[three-red-horns]

My my, was I so brave in 2023, 😂 look what I found in comments :

three-red-horns

Jul 19, 2023

"Let's try again, and start counting from one." Sorry OP, I know these were writing prompts, and a sincere thank you from all of 3,997 of us, but my mind is in the gutter...

Answers to "it hurts"

I know (apologetically)

I know (condescendingly)

It's supposed to

Good

I'm sorry

It'll be over soon

Stop whining

And it'll get worse if you don't *insert threat*

Well it wouldn't have to if you didn't *insert mistake*

You're supposed to say 'thank you'

I love hearing you say that

This is nothing, I'll show you actual pain

Get used to it

You'll get used to it

Stop lying

At least you still feel it

Shut up

Why don't you beg me to stop, then?

Can't be that bad if you're still talking

I don't care

Did I ask?

It's the only way you'll learn

You can take it

[pedrospookie]

someone needs to come suck (bite) my neck like a vampire

I say this like that very thing didn’t happen last night…I guess I’m just greedy and want it all the time now

[firaloveatea]

I should be reading vol 42 of One Piece for more Marine AU notes... but....

I have recently seen images of a woman or man, measuring the size of a certain length XD

Then putting against the woman to see if it fits.

I can see the Supernova trio doing this to Neon and the different expressions each have and hers to each guy 😆

[voicesonthemoon]

Is he talking about what I think he is? Or am I.....reading too many fanfictions?

[three-red-horns]

I wish I just walked, walking is nice, I like walking. But my mind is in the gutter, perpetually...

[ovegakart]

What she said.