April Fools with Toji but it’s him thinking your face creams looks like jizz so he figures why not actually replace it with his cum.
You don’t mind when he gives you facials so you shouldn’t mind this.
It’s all fun and games for him until your get back April Fools joke is a fake positive pregnancy test... the kicker is that you confess you're not sure if the child belongs to him or Gojo.
Toji doesn't wait for you to tell him 'April Fools' before he is already out the door and out for blood attempting to hunt down Gojo— who ends up just playing along and making it worse.
Goddamn it I've been so busy I forgot to post this and its LITERALLY been in my drafts since early November '23. No I wasn't smart enough to put it on a timer LMFAO whatever, I'm posting it now.
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oooooo white people in my replies really saying ‘I can excuse racism but I draw the line at homophobia’
Not surprised since this is the site that only talks about racism and thinks it’s a big deal when they see it demonstrated in the cartoons and comics they like *coughs* dungeonmeshi *coughs* (for example at least. I haven’t seen THIS many white ppl talk as in depth about racism on here as much as these fandom nerds, man. I stg. Like “Ohhhh, so you all DO acknowledge that racism is real? Just not in real life even if you could feel it slapping you in the face at high speed. Gotcha.” It’s crazy.
Tumblr is like, 90% white and is extremely centered around them. That’s why you barely see stuff that’s important to black and brown people ever trending here or being talked about. It has to be something incredibly huge to the point where even white people can’t ignore it like they usually do, to talk about it here.
They only talked about George Floyd here because the topic of his death became world news. Even people in other countries were talking about it. Before him, it was probably Ferguson and Trayvon Martin… most of them are still trying their best to ignore the genocides because it’s a “touchy subject.” What do you expect from white people who live in their own bubbles of comfort and refuse to pop it with a needle??? They find comfort in their privilege and faux ignorance (they love playing stupid to avoid conversations about important things outside of fandoms like, are these mfs born with half a brain dedicated to fandom or what.) That’s literally all these mfs make a big deal out of, especially on this annoying ass platform. The ao3 mfs will go to war for the site that allows racist ff and cp like it’s no big deal. I wonder how many people here even donated to the site while actively scrolling past dono posts from folks who really do need help. They act like they’re doing a civil service by defending this site that makes over the amount of it’s intended dono goal in minutes.
Then you already know as soon as you even bring up racism in the stuff they like, they start ganging up and harassing black bloggers especially, calling them TERFs and the whole nine. Anything to make that person look bad for being concerned about the racism that they have such an intense aversion to. God, it’s absolutely exhausting knowing that these people would have no problem choosing a cartoon character over your entire existence if they COULD. Isn’t that fucking sad, man?
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I just feel like 'Jefferson and Rio would dissaprove of Miles dating Hobie' is only true if you're raceblind.Why would a black4black couple be upset at their kid dating a person who's the personification of afropunk😧If anything Hobie is their ideal s/o for Miles and they'd perfer him as an in-law over Gwen
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tell me why this nigga ( my man ) went behind my back and got a whole big ass back tattoo?! who you tryna show it too?.. is this why you asked to go to the beach with me?.. you think I won’t beat your ass too the netherworld for thinking you grown? Yeah nigga I know you be reading my blog fuck you nigga and yo hoe ass self the tattoo look ass anyway🫸🏿😒🫷🏿so aggravating.
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Watching the new episode of Invincible, and Mark a waayyy better person than me cause I’d have definitely been like “fuck you and that goddamn baby.” 💀💀💀 you not gon beat my ass and give me ptsd for the rest of my life then try slither your way back in with a new family 😭😭😭 fuck all the way off to hell
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THERE’S A WHOLE FUCKING BLOG ABOUT HATING/INVALIDATING SASUKE RETSUDEN??? I’M WEAAAAAK LMAOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂
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I told my nigga I’m hungry he said oh he gone cook sum up for me I’m like shiii okay cuz his cooking is amazing right? tell me why he hand me this plate and walk tf away all giggly and shit.. I mean it’s good but fuck him new nigga alert?!?😃
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For some reason Quincia asked me if I was scared to move in with Miss Mila and Mr Skeleton, and I was like, “??? No, I’ve known these guys for years? They’re my besties and I look forward to it, we just have to get them settled down first and shit?” and Quincia said, “good, because they need to be more afraid of you than the other way around,” and of course James’ bitch ass cracked a laugh. I would’ve snapped and said something back, but it’s probably called for after I threatened to shoot up this entire house earlier (when everyone kept fucking with me) and I actually showed my pent-up anger and went full Pissed Off White Boy in Class for the first time ever here and said that they better respect my AR and .223’s if they can’t bring themselves to have basic respect for me and my partners and shit because i’ll blow their asses apart with those bullets, and I would not even think about or consider discriminating against the children or elderly in this bitch either. So! Glad I got my point across well!
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like this latest thought train was sparked by recent stuff on the ao3 subreddit (which finally made me delete reddit for the last time god bless) but i see these same sentiments on here and on youtube & across the internet . i think some people just don't get that critique is a hobby and artform for many ... not everyone who says something Harsh about your work is an obsessive hater
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