#my tofu meow meow

[jeonsupershy]

thank you GAM3 BO1 for making our 2023 brighter 🎮🤍

[chaothic-bisexual-yay]

its official

i can't cook

[fairykazu]

vi. how did they meet? ft. scaramouche and tofu

"shit." scaramouche murmured as his phone died. he's lost in the town he moved into with his friends, getting away from his family and all the drama that came with it. it was cold as the breeze danced and swayed his, biting him through the sweatshirt that was nearly thinning out. he kept walking, the street was bathed in the golden light. what a headache... he thought to himself.

"yeoow!"

what the hell was that? scaramouche looked up as a cat went falling down. can cats land on their feet? as he kept questioning this theory, he panicked and tried to catch the black cat into his hands. he managed to catch the cat on the collar just before putting on the ground. "oh my god."

"meow!" the cat replied back... or seemed like it was. its green eyes bored into his indigo ones. "do you have an owner little guy? where's your home?" scaramouche asked politely, sitting on his knees as the cat blinked at him.

"meow!"

"i dont think you have a home?"

the cat seemed to sass back, "meow?" then it pranced around scaramouche, making the bell on the collar ring. a little lightbulb appeared on his head, scaramouche pet the cat a little. "oh of course you do. why were you jumping out of windows? you are not a spiderman... erm... spider-cat."

"meeeeoow!"

"ok sure. but where is your home? i don't think i can hand you back like this? you're super dirty from the fall."

the cat looked like it scoffed at scaramouche, as if it was saying, "how dare you!"

"sorry... um," he glanced at the collar's nametag. it was silver and engraved on it was "tofu", he flipped it around to see if the collar label had the owner's number or address. it didn't. what??? "tofu. i dont know where you live."

"mew."

"ok, im taking you home with me until we find your owner. i'll ask kokomi to print out flyers or something."

"meow?????"

masterlist previously + next

theres the newest member in the cat cafe you regularly visit after school. hes kind of cute in a cat-looklike way. but then you realize, oh shit thats the thief who stole my cat!!

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[yelshin]

FRIENDLY SLEEPOVER | MLIST

﹙SCARAMOUCHE/WANDERER X FEM READER﹚

An: big credits to that one person(aka @/yourlocalstranger123) who gave me this idea and motivation UwU(it came out/not me)

Tw: grammatical errors (its me using grammarly/j)

Feeling lazy to get out of your bed and do your routine you decided to stay and cuddle with your kitten, not long after your phone rang and it turns out it was Hu tao! You answered the call feeling lazy to speak up.

"Hey [Name]! Wanna hangout again?" You could literally hear Yoimiya and Ayaka at the background giggling at each other, you stare down at your cat who's sleeping peacefully and god he's just so cute! You can't just leave him alone (if ykyk).

You cleared your throat making sure your voice sound raspy before answering Hu tao "I'm really sorry Hu tao but... Cough I can't hangout with you guys because im..sick." you excused and you could feel Hu tao frowned through the phone "Alright! But make sure to rest well and hope you will be better so that we can hangout again! Take care [Name]!" She ended the call and you found your self giggling while rubbing your nose to Kuni's head squealing in happiness

"Now that im 'sick' you and i can spend time together!" You hugged Kuni tightly. While you two are busy cuddling you suddenly heard someone knocked on your door, feeling the momment is ruined you're a little bit mad because the audacity of this person interrupt your momment.

You opened the door to see the construction worker(?) "We got all materials miss, we can start building the room now" You smiled at them before stepping aside and let them do the work.

"meow" your kitten meowed while hiding under your pillow while the loud sound of drilling machine irritates him so much that your pillow is full of scratches but you don't mind, you can just buy new ones anyway.

"Kuni i know its loud and annoying. As much as i want to go out of house right now i cant risk being caught by Hu tao and the others especially i faked my sickness.." if ever your friends caught you red handed they will drag you more on hangouts meaning you wont get to spend time with your cat and you don't want that!

Kuni got out of the pillow before hopping off the bed and sulks on the corner (just like the 3rd pic above) while he let out small meows and you felt bad, but thank god your brain works faster when it comes to Kuni instead of your homework (this is true fight me if disagree) you walked up to Kuni before picking him up and go to the nearby 7/11 (i love 7/11) and eat ice cream and ofc to take break from the noises (not that noises.. what're u thinking?🤨or is it js me)

"[Name]?" You flinched at the voice behind you; turns out it was your long time friend Xiao! 'What a coincidence that he's here at 7/11..' you usually found him eating almond tofu alone at the roofs but its not like you're not happy to see him

"oh hello Xiao" you greeted, ignoring the fact Xiao and your cat are sending daggers at each other (imagine Xiao is also a kitten that [Name] adopted before kuni🤔🤔🤔 thoughts???) 'whos this little cat think he is?' Xiao thought and have a little chat with you and bid goodbye after.

"Now..." You turn your head to Kuni who's pawing your stomach wanting your attention all over him "you wanna go home? But its still-" "Meow." You sigh and drag Kuni along with you at your house to be greeted by a loud noise again .

It has been weeks and now Kuni's room is finally done. You decided to invite your friends including Xiao, you just thought of inviting him since he's always lonely (idk id i should laugh or feel bad💀)

You heard your doorbell rang and you quickly rush to open it to see your friends having their own pajamas and some blankets for the pillow fort. "Its nice to see everyone being present well come in! Make yourself comfortable."

Well they didn't expect a grumpy cat greet them across the living room. Yoimiya and Ayaka look at each other; sweatdropping

"haha..maybe your cat doesn't want us to be here [Name].." you brush it off before saying "don't worry he's like that when he sees new faces"

"LOOK AT HIM GO!" You clapped while standing proudly like a parent watching their child have baby steps while Kuni tried his best to impress you by standing for 10 seconds "YOU GUYS SEE THAT RIGHT?? ISN'T HE SOOOO CUTE!" you cooed while giving your cat some treats and the others look so done.

"i regret going here."

"hello brother? Yes i wanna go home-"

"..."

"is it possible to give myself a coffin discount?"

"now do you guys wanna play a game?" You turn your head to your friends while they awkwardly look at you "Yeah! But i think we need some snacks because playing games without snacks are boring" Yoimiya answered "Alright! I'll go to 7/11 to buy some snacks while y'all stay here and think of any game." You got up before grabbing your wallet to buy some snacks.

Kuni look at the door before transforming to human Infront of your friends (yall dw he have clothes and dont ask me how🥰)

"WH-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" Hu tao shrieked along with the 2 other girls while Xiao have wide eyes. Scaramouche sigh before looking at them with bored eyes "WHO ARE YOU?! ARE YOU [NAME]'S CAT?? BUT HOW一"

"Yes its me [Name]s cat. Got a problem?" It took like a minute for the others to calm down and realized the situation 'does [Name] know about this?' Ayaka thought as they heard the door opened.

"Hey guys im back一"

An: hehehehehehehe CLIFFHANGER BCS YES. Also i need some requests bcs im bored and now that my mailbox is open y'all can send requests now! Also this one is rush jajjajaajwunebdkeusndbf

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[humornaut]

Sunny's Smoothie Situation

Hey all! Two posts in one day, wow! This is actually more of a quick follow-up to my post about Sunny and cooking, but I decided to put it as it's own post since it's more related to food in general. Slight Omori Spoilers ahead?

I briefly mentioned it in that post, but there is something interesting going on with the smoothies that you can find within Headspace.

(We're going to not include the Dino Smoothie, as the Dino snacks are kind of in a class of their own and "Dino" isn't a flavor.

So based on the descriptions, something that is immediately obvious is that these are not organized by how much Sunny likes each individual flavor, as if it was, it'd probably have Berry at the bottom, then Banana, followed by Strawberry, then Mango, and finally Melon.

In addition, they aren't organized by healthiness, either, as the Berry Smoothie would be at the top if that were the case.

So how are they organized? Well, they appear to be organized by Basil's preferences.

Basil says in the Birthday Memory:

and then, regarding Bananas:

Obviously, we don't have a full rundown of Basil's fruit preferences, but I think these being the two that are put at the top and bottom is enough to assume that that is the order that Sunny's mind went with here.

However, the fun smoothie facts don't end there. Meet Budgirl:

There are nine of these little fellas all in one area. Off the rip, they take the form of a tulip with it's color changed to match Basil's flower charm. It has a face that resembles a face that Sunny makes several times in the photo album, and it makes a "meowing" sound sometimes when you interact with it. It's the same audio as when Claus or Mewo meow.

More importantly, whenever you interact with the central one, there is a 20% chance that you will receive a Mango, Berry, Melon, or Strawberry Smoothie. This is also the only repeatable and reliable way to get Strawberry Smoothies, as they are the only smoothie that cannot be purchased anywhere, so it's either this or going with the 2% chance you get from fighting Strawberry Short Snakes.

I just think it's a little adorable that this even exists, a pink version of the flower Basil associated with Sunny, which dispenses smoothies excluding Basil's least favorite flavor, and which is the only way to reliably get the smoothie that his most favorite flavor!

As one last aside, Sunny does appear to know that that tofu can be used in the making of smoothies, according to the chef mole...

And what really ties all this together in a real way is that despite never really appearing in the real world, blenders appear often in key areas of Headspace (and even in a version of Sunny's kitchen in Black Space!) The Blender weapon for Hero is one that's easily missed while getting chased by Experiment 667 in Humphrey, and is in the same area as the "Heart String" charm, which makes the wearer happy (like the Daisy and Wedding Ring, no less).

What I'm getting at is Sunny likely used his book about tofu to learn how to make smoothies with or for his best friend Basil. Heck, the ingredients you are collecting for Hero are linked to Basil already, and use tofu sprites!

[pigeonpeach]

I’m sick right now so the brain fog combined with writersblock is kicking my ass creatively :(

So enjoy cat parent drabbles once more

Chiori’s latest “pet fashion line” was seemingly inspired by the various dressed up poodles and pooches of Fontaine catering to owners who wanted to take photos of their kitties dolled up as well. But in reality a local cat that had taken a liking to her shop just seemed so perfect as a mannequin. Perfectly sat and arched, paws together as it would watch her work on her sewing machine and fuss through fabrics and matching threads. Well it had been a slow day and her gaze had turned to the very cat that had been her moral support recently. She occasionally fed the little kitty but it just seemed to like her work more. She knew it had a owner by the collar on its neck, but maybe she could try her hand at “pet fashion.”

This led to you being very confused about the random little dress your kitty came back in. Although it was a nice dress.

Neuvillettes kitty was given to him as a gift a concerned employee who worried about the constant rainfall as of late. They gifted to him a extra kitten of theirs as a gift and since then it had been clear sunny skies! Neuvillette is fond of small creatures with big beady eyes and big personalities. He initially thought all cats were introverted and independent. However his kitty despite having outgrown the kitten rank, still clings to him like a baby. Greeting him everyday with loud meows. The kitty itself is a beloved resident of Fontaine, guards keep a close eye on it, recognizing it by its collar, so no that no criminals may seek to get back at him. However his kitty may be a little criminal. Responsible for the poor potted plant massacre on the street nearby, and the robbery of a local fish stand. However its antics are amusing to the locals. How ironic is it that the very beacon of justice owns a most mischievous cat. In the end he paid for new pots and for the fish, deciding to keep his kitty firmly indoors, taking it out on occasional walks to satiate its adventurous tendencies. Often the melusines will “walk” the kitty or baby sit the kitty. They’re very fond of the kitty and the kitty is also fond of them because they tend to spoil it with extra fish.

Scaramouche is surprisingly a cat magnet. His hat is umbrella for many creatures in the rain sure. But he genuinely has no clue why the kitties of Sumeru seem to just like him. He has checked to see if catnip is somewhere on his person but there is none. Its not the fabric, he hasn’t fed them. They just simply like him. Oh well. It is nice because they are rather pleasant company. They aren’t annoying with their questions or usual student issues. A cat simply meows at him to get his attention. Easy. Although he rarely admits he actually does enjoy their company and has started to feed them.

Xiao also doesn’t own a cat but the cats at the inn recognize him. Specifically Gold’s Tuxedo kitty. It seems to wait for him next to his plate of Almond Tofu and sits there as he eats. He isn’t sure why it does but he doesn’t mind its presence. He is too worried his karma will taint the kitty if he pets it however so he rarely does pet it. Lucky for him it isn’t the affectionate type and seems to like just staring off into the scenery next to him.

Cloud Retainer is most certainly the type to take in animals. So when she notices a stray kitten looking skinny and lonely she immediately takes it upon herself to take it in. Unsuccessfully tries to locate its mother. Deciding to raise it herself. Besides, shenhe and ganyu are old now and don’t visit her as often as she’d like, it’d do her some good to have a little companion to deal with her empty nest issues.

The skinny kitten becomes a very very very chonky cat nowadays. She has several gadgets dedicated to help the kitty work out so it isn’t quite lazy or overweight… but she can’t help but prepare plenty of food for the kitty. Specially crafted dishes specifically to appeal to a feline diet. It is a very friendly cat, known for greeting guests with a deep meow and a demand for affection. They say that petting the cat is a way to get on her good side!

That’s all for today I’m now going to cough my lungs up u

[nataliewritez]

What if....what if..

Platonic Lumine and Xiao tickles, and she finds out his back is ticklish with a peeerfect window for shoulder blade tickles,,?🥺

Wonderous Ways || Genshin Tk Fic

A/N: hey adrien!! ik this request took a bit to get out, but i was trying to think of a right moment, and so i waited til valentine's day!! i thought it was a suitable one for this special day, so yeah, enjoy!!

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Lumine was resting ontop a hill, having a box of freshly plated almond tofu inside oh it, shaped of a heart, it costed her extra money to get it done that way, but anything was worth it for her adeptus. As the sun started to set, that's when she knew it was the perfect moment, taking a subtle breath before calling out, "Xiao!" She called out, and just like that, he appeared infront of her, polearm in hand as he looked around, "You called?" He said, his tone serious, only for him to almost drop his polearm as he looked at Lumine, her blonde hair gently flowing as the breeze lifted it nicely, her smile warmer then the flames of a pyro abyss mage, he could feel his entire body melt against her as her hand reached out to grab his hand, bringing him down to sit beside her. The two stared at the sunsey, taking in the lovely sight, Xiao couldn't help but flush and cover his cheek as Lumine planted a kiss against it, making her giggle.

"You're so adorable, my xiao-meow~" She cooed, she knew the name made no sense, but she said it anyways, only to plant another kiss on his other cheek, watching as Xiao's sleeved arm fovered his face, hiding the most wobbly of smiles that emerged from him. "Look at you, you're just like a little kitty cat, I wonder if you also would like a scratching post!" She teased, having an unexpected turn of events as he turned to her, a playful glint in his eye, "Oh, but I do." He said, "Pardon me, wha-AGH!?" She yelped, feeling Xiao's hands gently squeeze at her thighs, her squeak quickly turned into large amounts of squirming and breathy laughter, Xiao had always thought her laughter was soothing to him, almost like he'd be sent to a trance by her helpless giggles. She couldn't help but flush as he leaned in and kissed her lips cheekily, making her be rhe one to cover her face.

"Heh, how cute." He said, resting his cheek against his hand, she could swear his eye's body illuminated with little heart's whenever he saw her like this, but now she couldn't help but look at the revealed skin on the back of his clothes, showing his shoulder blades and a bit of his spine.

"Hey Xiao, why is your clothes like that on the back?" She asked, scooting closer, "That? It's so I don't swe-EH!? Ahah, w-what ahare you doing?" He asked, he didn't think she'd trace her index finger under his shoulder blade, the area tensing a bit as she traced the sensitive area, "Oh? What's wrong?" She asked, her tone shifting from curiosity to mischief, using her other hand to scribble at the middle, making him arch away, "L-Luhumine!? Wahait! Wahahait!" He called, feeling himself hunch over.

He tried to crawl away, only for Lumine to wrap her arm's around his middle, blowing at his ear to make him scrunch his shoulder's up, "You're so cute~" She chorused, a hand tracing heart's against the windowed area on his back, making him shiver, yet he couldn't help but lean against the feeling.

Lumine caught this and awed at him, kissing the back of his neck, watching him duck his head back as she went to a stop, giving him the almond tofu, "Happy Valentine's Day, Xiao." She smiled, flushing as Xiao kissed her before smiling back, taking the almond tofu, grateful. "Happy Valentine's Day, Lumine."

[quenxi]

tofu is so funny if i’m sitting on the bed with my legs together or my ankles crossed she will stand next to me and meow incessantly until i spread my legs far enough that she can lay down between them

[eliasiis]

spar with me

pairing : established chixiao

word count : 1.4k

so you know how you're meant to be writing a fic centered around a certain thing but you get too distracted writing your poor little meow meows being gay to get on with that? yeah

"Xiaooo!"

The Yaksha in question appears in a burst of power tinted with teal. A frown pulls at his lips when he sees the lack of danger Childe seems to be in, yet he's not entirely sure what else he'd expected. Of course Childe wanted to waste his time. What else does that dumb Fatui have to do?

"Oh, there you are!" Childe reaches to lay his hand on Xiao's shoulder, but the shorter backs away before he gets to fully raise his hand. Childe, of course, doesn't take it personally and returns his hand back to it's place on his hip. Sure, it's settled now that they're... doing something that can maybe be referred loosely to as 'dating', but Childe knows how sensitive Xiao can be to unexpected contact.

"Are you free, by any chance?" Xiao begins to respond with a resounding "No," but Childe cuts him off before he can do so. "If so, I need to practice with my polearm today! Care to join me?"

The ginger looks at Xiao for a moment, just to study his features. His expression seems uncertain and his arms are drawn tight to his chest, crossed and closing himself off to Childe. He prepares himself for the strong decline he's about to receive and starts thinking about other ways he can persuade Xiao into going along with him.

Mm... He's already made plenty of almond tofu, enough to last Xiao a life-time, but he feels like that approach might be getting old. Sure, bribery is always a good way to get what you want, but Childe wants to do something fun next time. Maybe he could-

"Fine. But I won't stay long."

Childe resists the urge to grab Xiao and twirl him in the air. He thinks this might be the first ever time Xiao's agreed to do something with him without hours of persuasion!

"Ah! Has my charm finally gotten to you, Xiao?"

"Don't push it. Let's go."

... ◇ 》

Childe wipes the sweat off of his brow and drops his polearm.

"Alright, alright! Let's... Hah... Wrap this up for today." He says. He rests with his hands on his knees, panting loud enough to disturb the stray cats in the field into leaving. He falls back, laying on the cool, refreshing grass with an arm over his eyes to block the sun.

But he never hears the 'whoosh' of Xiao teleporting away. Instead, he hears the grass next to him rustle for a moment before it goes quiet.

Cracking an eye open, he sees that Xiao is sitting beside him. Leaning back on his arms, his golden eyes stare into Childe's for a moment before he turns his gaze to the sight in front of him. If Childe didn't know better, he'd say that Xiao is blushing a little bit. If Childe had known all it took to make Xiao blush was eye contact, he would've made use of that a while ago.

"Soo," Childe grins, sitting up as well. "How'd I do, boss?"

Xiao doesn't even turn to look at him. "I continue to tell you that you cannot brute force your way into every fight, but you continue to do so anyway."

"Hey, it works for me-!"

"Did I say I was done talking? You need to think during battle no matter how hard that may be for you. However... You did seem a little distracted this time around, which is idiotic." During those last words, Childe swears Xiao's eyes shine with an almost teasing glint.

He knows what Xiao means by 'distracted.' He knows that Xiao noticed he'd been too distracted admiring the graceful way Xiao moved to focus entirely on fighting, and he's teasing him for it.

"You-! Now who told you you're allowed to do that?" He reaches for Xiao's arm, maybe just to give him a light smack for making fun of him, but his wrist is caught in Xiao's iron grip. He doesn't let go.

"I fail to see what it is you think I'm doing."

What a bastard! Grinning, Childe wrestles his arm out of Xiao's grip and pushes him by the chest into laying down. For a moment, Xiao attempts to shove Childe himself, but he also fails to see that Childe can be just as nimble as himself and is quickly settled between Xiao's legs with both his wrists pinned beside his head.

The Yaksha squints and gives a guttural growl, but Childe doesn't miss the subtle upward twitch of his lips. "What are you trying to prove here?"

Childe chuckles and leans in. He can almost feel Xiao's breath on his own lips. "I just wanted to make sure you know you shouldn't tease me."

The closeness makes the both of them flush, but neither comments on it.

After a beat, Childe is about to pull away, but Xiao, sweet, wonderful, perfect Xiao kisses him. The sudden feeling makes butterflies and what feels like exploding sunshine burst in Childe's stomach and he smiles into the kiss.

He releases Xiao's wrists and drags his hands lower to his waist and he finds that his hands fit his small waist perfectly.

Xiao's lips are dry, but not chapped- He's not even sure of the state of his own, but he can't say he cares. Not when Xiao's arms are snaking around his neck and his lips are parting, yet painfully slowly-

"Ah! D-Don't-"

Suddenly, they've parted. Childe doesn't have time to mourn the loss of the kiss because he's too busy scanning over Xiao's body, trying to understand what could've caused that reaction. "Oh, love, did I hurt you? What happened? I'm so sorry, oh-"

But Xiao's smiling. It's a beautiful thing. His peachy lips are parted in a wide, wobbling grin and unnaturally pointed canines shine at Childe, which, wow. His own smaller, gloved hand rests atop Childe's, idle on his waist.

Wait...

Oh.

Oh.

"You're ticklish!"

"No, Childe. Do not-"

Childe pins Xiao to the ground again, but with different intentions this time. Before Xiao can protest, Childe's nimble fingers are already gliding up and down his side. The thin shirt he wears does nothing to protect him from the electric sensation, yet he bites his lip and hides his face in his shoulder anyway.

"Oh, come on love, don't do that!" Without warning, Childe digs his fingers into Xiao's poor stomach. He vibrates his fingers just slightly and Xiao squeals.

The dam has broken, and there is no repairing it. Adorable, poorly held back giggles fall from Xiao's lips and oh, Childe thinks he might be in love. His hand falls from it's place pinning Xiao to join his other hand in massaging his fingers into Xiao's stomach.

"A-aha- Stop!! Nnh- I'm... Nohot- Ahh..!!" He really does try to hold it back, but bouncy, high-pitched squeals and giggles fall from his lips like a river. He pushes at Childe's hands with his own, but he finds that he's already been too weakened for that to mean anything.

"Don't tell me... Were you about to say you're not ticklish?" The wolfish grin plastered to the Harbinger's face makes Xiao want to throw him out a window. "You wouldn't lie to me like that, would you Xiao?"

Childe's teasing is punctuated by squeezes to the grooves of Xiao's hips, followed by an unbearable scribbling up his sides to his ribs.

Xiao arches his back, but this just sends him further into Childe's hands and Archons, he needs this to stop. His arms feel like jelly and his face must be flushed and his hips turn and twist with every flutter of Childe's tickling fingers and he just cannot take this, he swears it.

Childe's fingers scribble in the spaces between his ribs and he shrieks. "Noohoho! I-I cahahan't-!! Ah! Stohop, I cahan't take ihit-"

"Oh, really?" Childe leans closer to Xiao and stills his hands. His rests them on his waist, but he makes sure to keep his thumbs lightly gliding over the surface, just to keep him on his toes. "Liyue's all-mighty Yaksha? Tough, resilient Xiao? Darling, you can't take a little tickling?"

Still involuntarily grinning, Xiao tries his very best to block off the remaining giggles while he pushes Childe's stupid face away from him.

He fails, though. Childe's damn hands are still tickling him and he hates this, really. He does.

"I just want to let you know you've had free movement for a while." Childe presses a gentle, soft kiss to Xiao's cheek. It doesn't match his sadistic tone of voice. "You could've moved at any time. You like this, don't you?"

Xiao doesn't move. He just glares. Any effect it might have had dissipates under his precious grin.

"Good to know! Anyways, let's continue-"

"Do not!"

[sips-tea-cutely]

love grows, where my rosemary goes

a gift to the mods, who have done nothing but support me. thank you so much for everything, i truly appreciate it. i'm sorry if its inaccurate (the character writing) im not big on these fandoms :D also, random headcannons whwhwh!!

#dazai

he loves your smile, and your curiosity.

someone to match his energy is someone he truly adores <3

putting ale into root beer? that's unique, your so smart !!!

its his fav drink now, he would love for you to make it for him :)

you like eating spicy noddles? that sounds like a torture method. you still eat it even though it burns your tounge, and thats just so admirable of you~ ur amazing<3

you do the most silliest things, and ofc hes joining you!!

he likes teasing you about this, but you seem to tease back as well.

...well! why don't we have a eating competition!? >:D

the both of you almost burn your tounges in having one, so you both get coffee in the end.

the both of you would bicker on who would win, but later he insists that you won and he'd pay for anything you want. he loves the proud grin on your face, its adorable!!

in the end, he just loves seeing you have a smile on you face. wether it be from anger, sadness, happiness, pride, it never fails to make him happy. it gives him motivation to go through another day, to just see your smile once again.

#fyodor

he loves that you reassure him everystep of the way, compliment him any chance possible with happy eyes.

i think he likes associating songs with you, if hes with you, he will play those songs to show how much he loves you<3 hell he'll even play THOSE songs ON the cello for you.

he just wants to hear your compliments to him :)

it it will take a while for him to get used to physical touch, he strives me as the person whos not a fan of touching people.

but he tries to learn, he tries hard to learn for you.

everntually, he'll end up enjoying the littlest of things, like holding hands, you combing his hair, or just small smooches he gives on your hands <3

i think. i think you guys both visit operas.

He always brings you roses in hand before the opera. the gift drastically changes, from a pearl necklace, written poems, chocolayes. all gifts are symbolic, and represent an espect of you.

#xiao

HE !! LOVES !! QUALITY !! TIME

wont say it to your face though. he enjoys every time you are with him, wether it be sad and painful or chaotic and joyful.

he loves it all. he loves the gifts you give him as well.

i think this guy spends majority of his time trying to find things he think will look good on you.

smh everything will look good on you. /srs

from ruby rings, to crystalflys for your hair, he wont hesitate to bring you rich and expensive things.

of course, all of them are well thought out as well.

i hes confused at it first, but he goes to people for advice like the traveler and madame ping for help.

just like fyodor, hes trying pls :(

he may seem cold art first but eventually he'll soften up for you<3

omg he'd go wherever u want :D preferably somewhere with a really calming atmosphere and lanterns<3

in the end, you guys are eating desserts, tofu, or whatever while looking at the sunset/bright moon :)

#juono

he loves that you dont judge him for being blunt/straightforward, and acept his opinons without saying "wtf shut up i dint ask for this."

hes also, a very good judge for ur clothes and perfume<3 if you need someone, who will tell which one looks better on you then HERE IS YOUR MAN. /srs

oh my god you are going to be spoiled by him so bad he looks loaded PROBABLY IS LOADED ?

MAKES SURE HIS S/O IS LIVING IN COMFORT <33

You need his opinon? ofcofc hes there.

you want a cat? meow, meow HE IS ONE. /j /Ih just kidding ofc he'll get you a cat<333

you wanna get married? hes already on one knee with the box open showing the ring and all you have to do is say yes.

he doesnt strike me the type to be jealous/angry. but when he does oh my god you are IN big trouble.

he'll spoil you even more.

like

way way more.

honestly its cute<33333

[jeonsupershy]

missin my gameboi 😮‍💨

[juhaknyeonies]

introduction;

about me!!:

this is a secondary blog: @jungwoos-luvr

i dont write nsfw (personal preference plus im bad at writing n e ways)*

i write for svt, tbz and nct*

my library (fic rec blog): @jungwoos-luvr

my name is erie

i’m 19 years old

i’m a gemini and an istp

my ult biases: jungwoo, haknyeon, yangyang, chenle, seungcheol, wonyoung and eunha

my ult groups: ive, fromis_9, the boyz, nct, seventeen and yukika

some groups/soloists i listen to: zerobaseone, monsta x, ateez, pentagon, exo, billlie, kep1er, viviz, aespa, twice, red velvet, jo yuri, yena, younha, kwon eunbi, gfriend, iz*one, loona (boycott)

Masterlist;

written works

seventeen:

the recordings of you - choi seungcheol; smau

sleepy head - choi seungcheol; drabble

luv - lee chan; oneshot

nct:

nct dream

incarnation - lee jeno (ft na jaemin); oneshot

random bf! texts - jisung park; smau oneshot

random bf! texts - na jaemin; smau oneshot

nct 127

random bf! texts - lee mark; smau oneshot

cat cafe (meow) - lee taeyong; drabble

wayv

random bf! texts - liu yangyang; smau oneshot

the boyz:

soft tofu stew - choi chanhee; drabble

saying “i love you” for the first time - maknae line; smau oneshot

moodboards

seventeen:

choi seungcheol: fire

choi seungcheol: happy s.coups day

wen junhui: i don’t understand but i luv you

nct

nct dream

na jaemin: poison

na jaemin: happy jaemin day

nct 127

mark lee: golden hour

ive

jang wonyoung: mine

[ichinisankaku]

Backstage Translation - Kappa Hunting (Part 2)

Misumi: Done with work today! Wonder if I should make a quick detour somewhere~

...Oh, it's Muku and Kumon. Heeey!

Kumon: Ah, Sumi-san!

Muku: Good job with work today.

Misumi: What're you two looking at?

Kumon: We're looking at a capsule toy machine.

Misumi: Which one~?

Kumon: This one! It's got headwear for cats.

Muku: Look here, Misumi-san. There's a kappa one too.

Misumi: Wah, there is!

Kumon: We were kinda curious about it since you're playing Sha Gojo!

Muku: You said you were looking for kappa the other day, so we considered giving the machine a try, but...

There's so many types that we might not get it, so we were just fretting about what to do.

Misumi: I'll give it a go, then!

Kumon: Really!? Wah, do your best, Sumi-san!

*clunk*

Misumi: Wonder what's in the capsule~

Kumon: Ah, it's a conical hat!

Muku: It's a hat for a tofu shop boy.

Misumi: It wasn't a kappa~

Kumon: That's a shame. But this is cute as well!

Muku: Yeah, it's cute.

Misumi: Alright, one more time! I hope it comes now~

*clunk*

Misumi: Wonder what's inside~...

Ah! It's a kappa!

Muku: Wah! That's great, Misumi-san!

Kumon: Amazing, Sumi-san!

Misumi: Hooray~!

Ehehe, I'm happy~ Thanks for telling me about this, you two!

Muku: No problem! It was really exciting watching you.

Kumon: Alright, let's go home now!

Misumi: Yeah!

Hisoka: Welcome home, you three.

Izumi: Welcome home!

Muku: We're home.

Kumon: Lots of cats came to play today too, huh!

Misumi: Ah, it's the cat from the other day!

Cat: Meow~! Purr purr...

Misumi: Ehehe, hello kitty~ Pet pet~

Hisoka: That cat was really looking forward to seeing Misumi...

Misumi: I saved it after it fell into the river the other day~ We've been super close since then.

Kumon: So this is the kitty you were talking about!

Muku: Yeah, that's right.

Izumi: It looks happy to be pet by Misumi-kun.

Misumi: Ah, I know!

Hey hey kitty, can I put something on your head for a moment?

Cat: Meow~

Misumi: I can? Thank you~!

Hisoka: That's... a kappa hat...?

Izumi: Is that cat headwear?

Muku: Yeah, it is. We found a capsule toy machine and Misumi-san managed to pull it.

Misumi: Alright, done.

Cat: Meow.

Izumi: It's a kappa kitty!

Muku: Fufu, it's so cute!

Kumon: I know, let's take pictures! Where's my phone...

Misumi: Take some with my phone too~

Izumi: Of course.

Kumon: Look this way~! Say cheese!

*click*

Muku: I'll take one from this angle!

*click*

Option 1: Give a big smile

Izumi: Misumi-kun, kitty, give a big smile~

Misumi: Okaaay, kitty, let's do triangle smiles together~

Cat: Meow meow~♪

*click*

Hisoka: Those are great faces.

Izumi: Yeah! I got a super cute photo.

Misumi: Ehehe, thanks Director-san!

Option 2: Do a Sha Gojo-like pose

Izumi: Since we have the opportunity, do a Sha Gojo-like pose!

Kumon: Ooh, great idea!

Misumi: Got it! Kitty, Sha Gojo is the name of the role I'm playing in our next play.

Muku: He's a really cool role.

Cat: Meow meow.

Izumi: Let's do it then~ say cheese.

*click*

Kumon: Woah, Sumi-san's tense expression is super cool!

Hisoka: The kitty copied him with a dignified pose.

Misumi: Eh, the kitty did a cool pose too?

Cat: Meow.

Izumi: Fufu, both your and the cat's role building is perfect.

Kumon: I wonder if this is good!

Muku: I took a lot of photos.

Izumi: How are they?

Misumi: Wah, you're all so good at taking photos! Thank you~!

Cat: Meow~

Part 1

[papersparrows]

I'm on day 7 na of being sick.

Akala ko talaga ilang days lang siya tapos gagaling na ko pagkastart nitong week. Initially it really was more like a flu pero yun nga malala din sakit ng tiyan ko like di siya normal so maybe I caught something else. I found out na mejj maraming nagkakasakit lately at nakakuha ng parang flu din or similar viral infection.

After mawala-wala ng lagnat ko at ng sakit ng tiyan ko, akala ko gagaling na ko pero lumala pa dahil nagkaroon naman ako ng parang tonsillitis tapos combo pa ng sinusitis ko. May chronic sinusitis talaga ako and nagiging inflamed talaga siya pag may sakit or kahit may weather change lang. Hindi siya yung basta lang na nacocongest ilong ko. Sobrang struggle ko talaga to since forever ago pa. Bihira lang ako magkaroon ng normal na headache, laging sinus headache which is sobrang sakit at di basta bastang nawawala minsan need ko pa mag v*mit para lang mawala siya. Kaya rin siguro naging sobrang dependent ko sa coffee. Ginagawa ko siyang pantaboy ng headaches. At di ko rin kayang mabuhay nang walang vicks inhaler.

This week super sakit ng ilong ko lalo na sa nose bridge tapos laging nagdudugo :( sanay naman ako na may dugo talaga minsan pag nagpupunas ako ng tissue galing sa loob pa ng nose bridge ko. Kaso mejj napapadalas na siya lalo na ngayong may sakit ako laging nagdudugo ilong ko di na ata normal yan hahaha. Daming complications nangyayari sakin tuwing may sakit dahil lang nasasabayan ng sinusitis. Yung dapat na parang flu lang nagiging tonsillitis din at mas malala pa. Last time ganito din nangyari sakin, siguro mga December 2021 yun. December 5 ako nagstart magkasakit. After a few days lumala siya at parang nagclose na throat ko juskooo akala ko may allergic reaction ako to something. Nung nakapag checkup na yun nga tonsillitis na malala hahaha. It took me about 2 MONTHS para mag fully recover. Ang tagal kong walang boses. Gurl lumabas ako with my friend mga last week of January nag milk tea kami somewhere malapit TAPOS NAKULONG AKO SA BANYO HAHAHAHA. Yung banyo pa naman nila nasa labas ng tea place nandun sa may eskinita nila sa gilid katabi ng parang back kitchen nila na wala namang tao. Walang bintana yung banyo at super duper liit. WALANG SIGNAL and ang malala wala pa kong boses!!!!!!! Di ako maka sigaw HAHAHAHAHAH umiyak na ko promise at paglabas ko nag hyperventilate ako. Sa awa ng Diyos nakalusot isang text ko sa sister ko na nasa bahay at minessage niya yung friend na kasama ko na natrap ako sa banyo HAHAHAHHAHA. Comedy bwisit. Tawang-tawa siya paglabas ko. Di naman ako claustrophobic talaga pero ibang level yun kala ko mamamatay na ko dun. May pusa pang meow nang meow sa bubong habang dinadabog ko pinto at tinatry kong sumigaw. Siya lang nakakarinig sakin at kaboses pa niya si Louie ko akala ko tuloy kinukuha na ko ng langit HAHAHA. So ayun may bago akong trauma 💟 Ayoko nang maulit yun :((((

Ngayon worried ako na baka ganon ulit mangyari dahil nga may concert kaming aattendan ng friends ko sa March. Desperate na kong gumaling kaya kahapon nagpa-Grab na ko ng sarili kong groceries. Namili ako ng kimchi, onion leeks, frozen dumplings, pasta at pesto sauce, and kung ano pang kailangan ko na wala kaming stock. Gumawa ako ng noodles (chicken noodles ng Lucky Me yung base ko) na may garlic, kimchi, tofu, eggs, dumplings, gochujang, at onion leeks, and maliban sa ang sarap niya nafifeel ko na gumagaan pakiramdam ko pag kinakain ko to. Anything na garlicky + spicy+ something fermented (either kimchi or gochujang or both hehe) ay malaking tulong siya sakin pag feeling ko magkakasakit ako. So pro tip I guess? I would drink salabat pero di ako mahilig sa luya. And then nagluto din ako ng chicken pesto pasta for dinner dahil nagrequest din sakin sister ko na magluto. I think konting kembot na lang magaling na ko (hope I don't jinx it!) so I'm trying my best to take care of myself.

Stay hydrated kayong lahat, eat your vegetables, at mag vitamins kayo pls!! 🫶

[weird-dere]

Me protecting you when Bakugou wanted to act jealous:

The way I only did what I did bc I knew I could absolutely trust you with my LIFE lmao. Expect me over often to be a little menace just to play with him lawl. Gotta make sure he can deal with absolutely anything in the long haul with u bby >:3. I do love you of course but I could never steal u from him. He needs u <3. And y’all are just perfect for each other!

Maybe I’ll get him something nice for putting up with me uwu.

I still heard him say “kill” thru that redacted but this is okie I know it’s just his nature. I pet him like lil meow meow. Tho I will unspicy his mapo tofu personally if he is ever a meanie to u 👀👀👀👀.

[kirei-yume]

8/31

My cat is meowing at me to sleep so i'll hurry.

Steps: 9,133/10,000

Ritalin: 1

Food:

Tom yum w tofu + egg + noodles

3x mini reeses

2x mini kinder

1 puff pastry

Chicken Fillet w hot spicy sauce

latte

chocolate milk x2