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[bathroomcryptid]

Emotional Support

A/N: Hiii everyone, this is my first kinda work for Warhammer and I’m very excited. This is just a funny intro I came up with in my head with more to come about each legion. Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: none

Are you, citizen of our great Imperium, craving a change in career? Or are you otherwise unemployed and seeking stable employment? Well, we here at Imperium of Man Inc. have just the career for you!

After years and years of research, it’s come to the attention of everyone involved that we humans are communal by nature and crave intimate relationships with other humans and have a great need for those deep fulfilling bonds (platonic, romantic, or otherwise). This also rings true for your local Space Marine Chapter. Therefore, we here at Imperium of Man inc. have a bunch of emotionally stunted Space Marines desiring people with whom they can essentially imprint on and we need the serfs to be able to do their jobs…Either way, this gap in the market has prompted us here to roll out the first of many programs designed to keep the Empire’s finest in tip top shape. We’d like to introduce to you, Imperial citizen, our newest career path - Emotional Support Human!

That’s right! Today, you could be one of a select few chosen after a series of tests to be placed with your local space marine chapter to be their Emotional Support Human and help support the Emperor’s Angels in a variety of ways.

Qualifications:

-Passing all Imperial Temperament Tests

-Excellent communication skills (verbal, written, etc)

-Happy, Courteous, Enthusiastic, Attentive and Empathetic

-Meets mobility requirements

-Proficient in the Imperial and High Gothic (High Gothic lessons available after employment)

-Ability to multitask

-Work under pressure and at a fast pace

-Willing to learn and understand complex military terminology and strategies

-Able to cope with sudden changes in elevation and being carried around

-Able to perform deep pressure therapy

-Able to cope with hearing complex trauma and lend support as needed

-Able to wield a basic knife and fire a weapon with decent accuracy (training provided if skills not already acquired)

-The mental fortitude to see eldritch horrors beyond comprehension and not go insane

-Comply with imperial policy

-First aid may be required based on legion policy

Benefits:

-competitive salary

-A clean room to sleep in (may share with other emotional support humans based on legion policy)

-At least three meals a day

-free visits to the legion Apothecary

Being an Emotional Support Human HCs:

- You were basically snatched off the street by Imperial employees with little grace. Let’s be honest here, it’s the Imperium.

- The whole time you’re convinced that they’re about to turn you into a servitor. You’re not stupid, you’ve heard the stories of people being yanked of the streets and going missing all to end up as servitors

- You just hope they lobotomize you quickly.

- To say you’re confused when they just stick you in a random room and congratulate you on being selected as a potential candidate for their newest program is an understatement and you’re even more confused when they tell you that they are about to administer their new test for you.

- Do you have to take a test to become a servitor now? You thought the only requirement was a mostly functioning brain?

- You comply (not that you have much choice with the two armed guards staring you down) and take the test, a little unnerved the whole time as the proctor administers the test, but oh well.

- Next thing you know, you’ve passed and they congratulate you on your new job - a Space Marine Emotional Support Human (SMESH/ESH but smesh is just funnier-)

- Anyway, you have no idea wtf that is, but you’re apparently not becoming a servitor and that’s about enough to get you to do anything.

- Plus, a free room and three meals a day were apart of the benefits package and they had you at that.

- You’re moved into another room with about 20 other people, all of you looking equally as confused.

- An Imperial employee gets up in front of you and congratulates you on being the first batch and trial run of the Imperium’s newest hare brained scheme (your words not theirs) - the Space Marine Emotional Support Human program.

- Your new job? Becoming your local space marine legion’s new in-house therapist/stress toy/state sponsored best friend

- Out of everyone that was tested, 21 people passed, and the lot of you were the 20 selected to be in the program (one person per legion). You think 21 people passing the stupid test is ridiculously low but whatever. (Turns out, being able to tolerate your now line of work takes a pretty optimistic and mentally sturdy person that’s not all that common)

- You’re given your new uniform and basically shunted off to your new forever home and to the people the Imperium would love for you to bond with…what could go wrong?

[apoorconductor]

TTTT 3: Amtrak's Siemens ACS-64, commonly seen pulling (or pushing) the Northeast Regional between Boston and Washington DC!

[barbatoskisser]

My back hurta ive been doing work for an hour straight

HOWEVER THERE IS GOOD NEWS TO THIS

I now just have to catch up on my history assignments and i dont have to worry about shit anymore

Okay, well, not /catch up/ but more like answer like...

Lets see ive done 2 sections and th-

Like 9 questions orso

9-12 questions

[notahorseindisguise]

behind the scenes information on that photo i am in my.work uniform there lol

[tristinaautumn]

Girl Blogging - Tristina Autumn 🍁

Day 22 - 10/02/25 ( monday)

Japan trip - May 9, 25 to May 19, 25

Kyoto, Nara, Mt fuji, Tokyo

Total budget with buffer - 2.5L

Booking on February 28th, 25

Goals to complete before booking

Git

Ubuntu

C

C++

Os

Coa

Dip

Dip lab

Multimedia systems

Python

Matlab

Engineering mathematics - 4 topics

Finish all the work above and beyond, everyday you rating should be above 4/5

No porn

Everyday, excersize twice a day

Bath x 2

Take all the meds properly

Brush x 2, floss x 1

Weekend compulsory park

Journal everyday / plan for the next day

Play lots of board games

Finish a puzzle

Read 2 books - moby dick, death on the nile

Finish jlpt N5, letters, all kanji, atleast 5 chapters

Be a good fucking friend to people

-- well, i went to office a bit late, cause i was a lazy ass the previous day to book the car. I feel like these procrastinations that i do are literally biting me in the ass. Should not do it, need to practice being focussed in the present. Anyway, did some amount of OOP using python in car, finished my.work, need to get review from my manager....good night ❤️

[lastofthemessengers]

i think i lost my.work bell

:(

[uceyjucey]

gttyimgs watermarks removed (©)

[cherryeoo]

Morning Star (Ateez Fantasy!AU Headcanon)

Summary: Two unlikely companions join together to ride the rollercoaster known as: Life. With a yin and yang balance, they soon discover that there’s not only beauty in the beast, but beast in the beauty.

Choi San

Full time newspaper editor

Very popular

But very kind and humble

Lonely

Yearns for a sense of belonging

Has a deep, dark secret that could cost him his life and the lives of many others

Very handsome

Piercing eyes

Graceful

When he’s up to something his smile is foxy and mischievous

Saetbyeol

Works with San also as a newspaper editor

Outcast

Strong disdain for the world

Believes life is a joke

Has one close friend, Mirae

Also has a dark secret

Bitter

Doesn’t believe in love or romance

Lifeless eyes

Cold demeanor

Co-author @unnie-uwu Thank you SO much for understanding my mind once again and helping me put my thoughts into words and coming up with ideas for this story! I love you!

[nowimyurdaisy]

❤️- fluff | 🌩️- angst | ✨- personal favorite | 💌- requested |  🎵 - based off a song

headcannons:

dating Eddie “the freak” Munson

[blushy-monkey-blog]

In The Lap Of A God

About: Just a little Roger x (Female) Reader smut for everyone because I couldnt get this idea out of my headd (it actually ended up a bit longer than expected haha it’s always horny hours over here). Basically, you want Roger to come to bed but he’s obsessing over a new song. You decide to take his mind off things ;)

(Also it’s Thirst Thursday!)

Warnings: pretty explicit sex, swearing

Word Count: 963

Roger was planning on pulling yet another all nighter to practice when you quietly let yourself into the small soundproof room he’d created in the basement of the house. "Roger baby what are you still doing awake at this hour?” you ask.

He hardly looked up when you walked in, just frowned at the beat he’d gotten wrong. “Fred wants me to have this new song down soon, I gotta get it right.” he replies quickly.

“What’s the song?” you ask, still standing in the doorframe.

“t’s called ‘in the lap of the gods’ i guess”

“Hmm” you hum, crossing the room to stand next to where he’s seated at the drum kit.  You put a hand on his shoulder. “Why don’t you come to bed and work on this tomorrow, huh?”

He shakes his head. “no - there’s rehearsal tomorrow. I need to be perfect by then.”

You move in front of him, kneeling down in front of where he’s sitting so he’ll look at you instead of the drums. “How about a little break at least?” you ask, placing your hands on either of his thighs.

“what do you have in mind babygirl?” he asks, a small smile beginning to grace his face.

You slide up off the floor and into his lap, wrapping your legs around his waist.  You put your lips right against his ear and whisper, “I think I’d like to be in the lap of a god tonight.”  You hear his breath change pace ever so slightly, and you take advantage of your position, rolling your hips down against Roger’s thighs.  His hands move to grab your lower back, steadying you as you begin to create a slow rhythm.  “That feel good baby?” you ask, but kiss him before he can answer, so all he can do is moan a yes against your lips.  

As you deepen the kiss, his hands find the bottom of your short nightgown, and he pushes it out of the way, so your legs are bare against his pants.  You smile, lifting the fabric over your head, leaving you naked save for a thin pair of panties.  

“So beautiful.” Roger says. “So beautiful for me.”

You smile and tug at the hem of his shirt, hinting that you want his skin against yours. He complies, and his t-shirt hits the ground without a second thought.

You apply more pressure to your hip movements, pressing yourself against his crotch. “Fuck babygirl, just like that” Roger grunts between heavy breaths.

You continue your movements, speeding up just slightly as you straighten your back so your tits are in his face. “You like your view baby?” you tease, hands gripping his shoulders for leverage.

As an answer, Roger takes one of your nipples in his mouth, rolling it gently agaisnt his teeth. You let out a small whimper and move even closer to him as he takes the other nipple and does the same.

“Oh fuck Roger” You groan as one hand grabs at your ass firmly, the other twisting and massaging your nipples. “Fuck baby, I need you in me right now.” You say, breathless.

He’s more than happy to comply, squirming out of his jeans with you still on top of him and pushing your panties to the side. “You’re so wet for me baby. Such a good girl.” He croons, running a finger gently around your clit. “You gonna come for me tonight, hm?”

He runs his finger over your clit again, more deliberate this time.  Your legs begin to shake and you can only nod, letting out a moan as he slides a long calloused finger into you, pumping it in and out gently as his other fingers still circle your clit.  

“Rog-Roger please- need more” you say, your face buried in his shoulder.  When he adds a second finger, you bite down on his collarbone, leaving a mark. 

“mmm that’s right princess, clench around my fingers, just like that” Roger coaxes.

“Roger- wait-” you say, breathless. “I’m gonna cum. Ro-Roger- please- I wanna cum with you in me” 

“Fuck babygirl that’s what I want to hear” he says, and slides his fingers out of you, slowly licking them clean as his eyes bore into yours. “You taste so good” he whispers in your ear before he repositions himself and slides his hard cock inside you.

You moan at the same time, and get used to the feeling for a moment before moving your hips again.  Roger’s head falls back as you pick up the pace, and you rest a hand on his bare chest.

You can tell he’s getting close becuase he’s starting to buck his hips up to meet yours.  You’re unraveling quickly too, pressing your forehead against his neck.  You leave messy wet kisses along the top of his chest as you continue to move your hips around him.

“Fuck- that’s it- just like that baby” he pants.

“ ’feels so good Rog” you say, grabbing onto his shoulders again, letting your nails dig in.

“That’s right baby, come for me. I’m so close- mmmm- come for me” he says, barely able to get the words out through his moans.

“Roger I’m gonna come” you groan, your movements becoming more frantic.

“I know baby, me too.  Cum for me-” A moan in the back of his throat cuts him off and you can feel him twitch inside of you, which sets you off even more as you ride out the high together.

When you finish, your head rests against his chest. Both of you are panting heavily and he laughs, pulling your face up to his so he can kiss you. “That was so much better than banging my drums. Thank you. Lets go to bed, shall we?”

[apoorconductor]

"Homeward Bound"

Original painting by David Tutwiler:

[accesspasswordrustyisacowboy]

worked the past 3 days, plus today and the next 3 after that.... AND THEN I'm tryna go to the dentist Thursday on my only off day...

[princemick]

this getting as much attention as it has while it wasn't tagged with anything is great and I'm honored yall love my work so much

but it also got more notes then some the actual individually posted gifs so like...... y'all can reblog this and be like 'yay go gifmakers' and 'youre the backbone of this community'

but it be fucking great if yall showed that by actually reblogging gifsets too because the majority of my sets still get shit ratios and almost no love so like dont just yell shit and not act on it!

can I get a round of applause for todays colouring everyone?

[absentmoon]

i think inneed to work. on my.work

[keyboardbaby]

"Have Mercy" @goth-tramp

[bathroomcryptid]

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Updated 01/23/25