#mycrosoft holmes

[lledron]

Mycroft/Albert

Mycroft: And that's why, girls, you shouldn't be anyone's therapy center or any man or woman's mother.Any questions? 1: Is it true that you married the crime lord? M: That's such an ugly word, Tiffany…. T: Well, mass murderer. M: A.Anybody want tea and cookies?

M: You never told me you murdered your parents. A: For the record, the "parents" I invited to our wedding were paid actors. I just wanted a nice wedding, intimate and … M: I can't believe I brought my grandmother to our wedding. Albert: Your grandmother is nice. She tried to stab me thirty-two times. A formidable woman.

[un-monstre]

I think I’ve been reading too much Sherlock Holmes because I just spelled the software company as “Mycrosoft”

[aconstantallegory]

mycrosoft holmes

[musclesandhammering]

Can we talk about the airplane scene in TAB though? Can we talk about how Mycroft cares so much about his little brother and his little brother depends on him so much, even when they don’t want to admit it? Can we talk about how it’s completely canon that there was a stretch of time in which Sherlock was REALLY struggling with his addiction and there was no John/Lestrade/Molly/Mrs Hudson to look out for him. Only Mycroft. Always Mycroft.

What Mycroft says on the plane about how “I’m not angry, just disappointed.” And “Did you make a list?” And “I was there for you before, I’ll be there for you again, I’ll always be there for you.” is absolutely something that he’s gotten use to saying. He’s not surprised or shocked or outraged, he is literally a man who’s been in this exact situation before and knows how this goes. And he’s been there for Sherlock every single time.

Because no matter how profound Sherlock’s bond is with John or Mary or whoever, no matter how much he cares about them and they care about him... they’ll never be Mycroft. These two grew up together, they have the same family, the same background (up to a point), they’re so much more connected than anyone else on the show, they know eachother better than anyone else ever could.

Like... can we just say screw everyone else for one minute? I need all the fanfics about Mycroft helping Sherlock through detox and withdrawal. Can I get a fic where Sherlock breaks into Mycroft’s house when he’s bored and they just hang out together, however begrudgingly? I want a fic where their parents are aloof and distracted so Mycroft takes Sherlock in when he’s old enough. Like give me 20-something Mycroft trying to navigate uni and career building all the while playing parent to his 14 year old younger brother? I need drabbles where they laugh together and have inside jokes, even though they’re few and far between. Literally just give me the Holmes brothers being Brothers™️ and I will be over the moon.

[jill-8-7]

Mycrosoft.

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[megane-boys]

today's megane is: Mycroft Holmes from Kabukichou Sherlock

[tangledloversandfrozenhearts]

Petition to give Eurus a hug

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[lledron]

Moriarty The Patriot Promp shipp

Promp from Albert x Louis fic or maybe Mycal that some might use. Or perhaps it covers all the ships, from Alwill to Sherlia to LouisxWilliam, passing through MoranxWill.

"Well, stop saying that wanting a strong man to save you is sexist! Maybe all I want is to sit back for once in my life and let a cute, smart, sexy, sweet man do all the work!"

[inksplots]

Mycroft: I've a girl back home who's unlike any other.

Sherlock (whispers to John): Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.

[claudia-kishi]

ever get appalled randomly that joan watson ever even gave mycrosoft holmes the time of day

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Happy birthday!!! ❤❤❤

💕 thank you!! 😁

[sentimental-boy]

Tagged by @corporategreed-fma to answer these questions then add one of my own for the next people to answer (thanks roomie ur da bomb)

coke or pepsi: COKE but my university only has pepsi so i’ll drink it disney or dreamworks: dreamworks i guess coffee or tea: both books or movies: both (but mostly books?) windows or mac: windows dc or marvel: they’re both bad x-box or playstation: neither dragon age or mass effect: DRAGON AGE (but i haven’t played m.e. yet) night owl or early riser: night owl cards or chess: cards? chocolate or vanilla: chocolate for everything but cappucino vans or converse: converse Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: lavellan because i’m elf-loving trash fluff or angst: fluff (but both?) beach or forest: forest dogs or cats: both clear skies or rain: rain if i’m safe inside cooking or eating out: eatin’ out spicy food or mild food: mild i’m very white halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: HALLOWEEN would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: too cold if you could have a superpower, what would it be: i usually say the ability to fly but i think I’m going to go with shapeshifting animation or live action: animation, i guess? paragon or renegade: idk what these are sorry baths or showers: showers team cap or team ironman: team cap but honestly that movie was bad fantasy or sci-fi: both but i’m on a big fantasy kick right now do you have three or four favorite quotes, if so what are they:  “It’s not the child’s responsibility to teach the parent who they are. It’s the parent’s responsibility to learn who the child is.” -Tig Notaro’s stepdad (i’m just doing one rn hope that’s okay)                                                                         youtube or netflix: youtube bc mcelroys                                                           harry potter or percy jackson:  both but pjo bc riordan actually puts the representation in his books and doesn’t just retcon                                             when you feel accomplished: i mean i feel accomplished when i get kudos on ao3                                                                                                            star wars or star trek: BOTH

paperback books or hardback books: paperback until i win the lottery

to live in a world without literature or without music? euuhhhhh these are both bad

who was the last person to make you laugh? probably one of my cast mates but the last person i remember was kyrsten

sour or sweet candy: swet

do you believe in aliens? yeah lowkey

dawn or dusk: dusk 

piercings or tattoos? neither for me but i guess tattoos?

girls? for loving and appreciating? yes. am i one? no

do you sleep facing the wall or the room? usually wall (for a very odd, specific reason)

TRC or AFTG: trc bc i haven’t read aftg yet

horror or drama: drama

ocarina of time or majora’s mask? haven’t played either but ocarina of time cause i heard mm is scary

would you rather live in an area of more nature or city? mmm this one’s hard. I like the vistas out in the country but i love the convenience of the city

what’s your addiction right now? DRAGON AGE (and dnd)

what languages can you speak? english and some french

If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? mmm i haven’t figured this one out yet

sun or moon? moon

potato bread or banana bread? potato on principle banana in practice

are horses good? i don’t think we can make sweeping generalizations like that

fruit or mint gum? depends on the situation but i usually buy fruity gum

breakfast foods or desserts? um both obviously? and there’s so much overlap between the two? 

my question: unrequited love or right person wrong circumstances?

i tag @my-way-is-the-bi-way, @blastoffresearch, @mycrosoft-holmes, and @3littlebutterflies (hi maggie)

[queensofmystery]

Omg I just noticed that that post-Joan-kidnapping ficlet got /307 notes/. When will the fandom reach such heights again??? Where did y'all go? Look what you did with the end of 2x23, writers, look. You drove the few Elementary fans away, who weren't driven away by the j*hnlock assholes, with the HUGE ASS MISTAKE that was the last 7 minutes of 2x23 (and the opening of 2x24). Think what we could've HAD if you hadn't f*cked that up, writers. Think how much more of this fandom might've stuck it out, instead of dropping this show because of Mycrosoft Creeper Holmes not being treated like a creeper. Also dropping Ms. Hudson, Alfredo, Cortes, and Fiona didn't help y'all either. (And you might as well have dropped Lin and definitely Mary and never gave Joan's biological father the screentime he deserved /with Joan/ sooooooo... I have no sympathy for your slow inevitable death, show, I'm just pissed.) When will the universe learn that we don't want more cis white male narratives and pairing women with assholes that don't respect them. WHEN.

[ninaemsaopaulo]

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[inksplots]

John: Why are you always so suspicious?

Sherlock: Shall I answer chronologically or alphabetically?