MBTI as things I’ve heard them say
entj-it was so hard being gay when I was young…. not like I would know anything about that
estj-well maybe you should have considered that nobody cares about you
intj-I SWEAR I HEARD THE FROGS WERE SINGING
istj-I’m not being a jerk! Is it such a crime to tell people that they suck?
enfj-I don’t like you because you’re ugly
esfj-*crying* THIS DOG IS SO CUTE I WOULD SHOOT MYSELF FOR HIM
infj-*passing by a car crash* haha
isfj-the plans already formed. you cant have a plan abortion. i need to carry out the plan pregnancy. we’re driving to canada and never coming back.
esfp-*sobbing* I can’t believe my boyfriend broke up with me! i loved him so mu-ooo is that guy single?
estp-well it’s not my fault that you’re stupid and ugly and have no friends, I just thought I should let you know
enfp-awwwww look at the little baby *that dog killed my neighbors cat* but he’s just a little baby
isfp-that’s an interesting opinion, but let’s center ourselves back to reality
intp-i went to a survival simulator and defused a bomb with perfectly steady hands yet I still can’t talk to a girl without getting sweaty
istp- I love my chemical romance more than words can express. I’d sell my soul for a lock of frank ieros hair
infp-here, I made you a cheeseburger *how did u know I was hungry before I even got here* I’m a superhero
entp-can you believe that school doesn’t come easy to some people? like they actually have to try to get perfect grades lmao
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Down with MBTI!
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Inadvisable RPG worldbuilding premise #137: Dungeons & Dragons style outer-planar cosmology, except instead of a Great Wheel based on the Good/Evil–Law/Chaos alignment grid, the planes form a Great Hypercube based on Myers-Briggs type indicators.
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INFP: *gently taps table*
INTP: *taps back*
INFJ: What are they doing?
INTJ: Morse code.
INFP: *aggressively taps table*
INTP: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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which things you dislike the most about each mbti personality type? what are the things you think should be improved of their natural tendencies?
Related answers:
1) welcome back! You were missed! 2) Do you think certain MBTI types are prone to certain problematic behaviors and 3) if so which ones really bother you or you dislike?
As an ENTJ what do you appreciate about the other MBTI types?
By perceiving function:
High Ne (ENFP, ENTP, INFP, INTP): Flaky and unreliable. Struggles with consistency, follow through, and discipline. Prone to being impractical and unrealistic. Quitters.
High Se (ESFP, ESTP, ISFP, ISTP): Short-sighted and superficial. Struggles with seeing the big picture and underlying connections. Prone to optimizing for short-term benefits over long-term gains. Reckless.
High Ni (INTJ, INFJ, ENTJ, ENFJ): Vague and unrealistic. Struggles with concrete details and constraints needed to make their ideas work. Prone to perfectionism and delusions of grandeur. Know-it-alls.
High Si (ISTJ, ISFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ): Concrete and rigid. Struggles with deviating from tried and true methods. Prone to dismissing novel ideas as unrealistic, annoying, and unwelcomed; risk averse to a fault. Killjoys.
By judging function:
High Fe (ESFJ, ENFJ, ISFJ, INFJ): Scripted and impersonal. Struggles with nuance, exceptions, and subjectivity to standard and expected behaviors ('social norms'). Prone to passive aggression and messiah complexes. Pushovers.
High Fi (INFP, ISFP, ENFP, ESFP): Subjective and rigid. Struggles with compromise and perceiving everything systematic as an attack on individuality, freedom, and creativity. Prone to martyr complexes. Victims.
High Te (ESTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, INTJ): Systematic and impersonal. Struggles with nuance, exceptions, subjectivity to standard thinking ('common sense') and the unpredictable things that make humans-- human. Prone to impatience. Bulldozers.
High Ti (INTP, ISTP, ENTP, ESTP): Nuanced and chaotic. Struggles with creating scalable, standardized, and automated systems that work for the majority of people. Prone to overcomplicating everything. Trolls.
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I can’t believe people don’t know how cognitive functions work
Ti=titanium
Te=tellurium
Ne=neon
Ni=nickel
Se=selenium
Si=silicon
Fe=iron
Fi=...Fi
so if you’re INTJ your stacking is Nickel Tellurium Fi Selenium
Get it right people
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INSP this. ENFP that. Enough about the MBTI personality test. It’s pseudoscientific garbage. I’m only interested in the MBTA personality test.
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My take on the MBTI from the perspective of an ENTJ
1. ENTP: Smart, fun people; easy to get along with.
2. INTP: I want a piece of your mind.
3. INTJ: Cool and mysterious, but the males are annoying
4. ENTJ: Hyperfocused on success to the point that it's unhealthy
5. ENFJ: The chronic need to be the center of attention is excusable because y'all have a good heart
6. ENFP: Y'all put too much effort into acting like you don't care if you're liked by everyone for being "quirky", but you do.
7. INFP: Pathetic; really need to stop letting people walk all over themselves
8. INFJ: Sage wisdom, kind heart
9. ISFJ: Lowkey boring ngl
10. ISFP: You make sure to stand out in your own ways
11. ESFP: Annoying, self-indulgent, the lack of awareness is ghastly. Often wonder what it is like to be in your head because you seem to have no self-critique whatsoever.
12. ESFJ: Kind-hearted, too kind in fact, because nobody thinks of you when the day ends.
13. ESTJ: Y'all are just annoying
14. ESTP: Charming, very, very charming.
15. ISTP: Coolest people I know
16. ISTJ: Boring; more like tiring
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what Ni is NOT
a lot of people in the community get Ni wrong. and i totally get that because Ni is often talked about in a super vague, weirdly prophetic light. which it is NOT.
Ni does NOT mean you can’t make connections between ideas
Ni does NOT mean you only see one truth
Ni is NOT a predictive function
all Ni is, is intuition as it makes sense to you personally. Ne, looks at the outside data and expands on that, Ni looks at the outside data and puts it in their internal framework. that’s the only difference. that Ni is personal and Ne is less personal when dealing with the abstract.
the combination of Se and Ni can come across as Ne because the user takes the tangible details and then subconsciously adds them to their mental framework. the way i personally decide between Ne and Ni is often based on this, idea. that Ni tends to be a more subconscious process, often with the user struggling to explain where the conclusion came from. Ne tends to be an obvious process. i have never once had to question where an Ne user got their idea from, because they often talk through their process unknowingly.
but just because you can’t fully understand it does NOT make Ni a sort of prophetic function. never was and never will be. it’s just the process of boiling physical things into concepts and adding said concepts to a mental framework that only makes sense to that specific person.
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INFPs of the X-Men << (introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceptive) generous, open-minded, and led by their values. >>
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The 16 types as School of Philosophies
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MBTI Color Palettes
Just color palettes I associate with each type. Just for fun.
INTJ
ENTJ
INTP
ENTP
INFJ
ENFJ
INFP
ENFP
ISTJ
ESTJ
ISFJ
ESFJ
ISTP
ESTP
ISFP
ESFP
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