#myyuuwantstostrangleallofthem

[askyuuandco]

My Yuu, when she learns about Malleus's absence in Dorm Leader meetings and she's just being a b*tch to them all (malleus isn't 100% safe either) and sick of their garbage

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My Yuu: So let me get this straight. A man who lives in an area that has been stuck in an 18th century time capsule that has no modern technology what so ever like cars and other stuff, a man who is fear by many and not feared by a select few due to his high level magical powers, like literally everyone runs away from this man, and you thought it was a good idea to give him emails and digital letters that he doesn't understand and read???...HAHAHAHA!!!

Riddle: Well, when you put it like that, you make it seem like we are idiots

My Yuu: Oh no, you are idiots. That's exactly what I'm saying. I am making fun of you all. :D

Vil: excuse-

My Yuu: Your excused Vil :)

Vil: 😡

My Yuu: Malleus dear, how many phones have broken?

Malleus: um 200 I think?

Idia: *faints*

My Yuu: and thought it was wise to give emails?

Azul: but Lilia, Silver, and Sebek literally know how to use a phone and live in the same area! How come he gets a pass but they don't?

My Yuu: Silver and Sebek are around the same as all of us here and grew up with the same things parents didn't deprive them of anything. Lilia is probably 600-700 years old in human years and travels a lot on a daily basis, meaning he's one of the few fae that got a full and complete understanding of modern technology. Malleus has been stuck in a castle and 1 continent for 178 years and hasn't had left that spot, forced to stay by himself most of the time and no interaction with other people or children his age. The only reason why he's even in this freaking school is to make friends and learn about modern human culture as a whole. And you lots thought it was a good idea to be rude. How mature of you :D

Azul: I have no further questions ;w;'///

Malleus: so am I not in trouble?

My Yuu: Oh no. You are in trouble, young man, for the number of phones you have broken and staying in 1 place for 1-2 hours at a time, and temperament issues

Malleus: :(

Leona: Ha!-

My Yuu: Leona Kingscholar, you say 1 more word and send you to the gods, but you'll probably be sent to hell instead. Do u wish to die right now? Because i can grant you that wish. Don't test me. 😡

Leona: ...

My Yuu: and you know what you all as dormheads lack basic teamwork skills anyway as to wonder why your dorms never get along is because you guys never get along I'm this close on rage quitting on all of you because I am so done with your bull crap

Kalim: but your fingers are touching

My Yuu: exactly. :D

Dormheads: >x> ...

My Yuu: :]

Dormheads: we'll fix it

My Yuu: glad to hear :D

Crowley: *shaking behind the group*

Dormheads: so much for our 'generous headmaster' =_=