#nadja of antipaxos x reader

[neighbourshouse]

Quality Time Pt.2 (WWDITS)

Nadja x Female Reader

Summary: Nadja wants to know more about you.

Warnings: Kissing, cursing, the usual Nadja. Mostly fluff.

Authors note: Hi guysssssss. Yeah. It's been a minute. I apologize. But I'm back! Please let me know if I should continue this series or stop and write something different. Or both! I also want to explore other characters from different shows, so keep an eye open...

Additionally, I heard the news. I can not bear this world anymore. Season 6 will be the last. I am praying that another network will pick the show up, it truly is so special.

Anyway, here's part two.

Pt. 1: https://www.tumblr.com/neighbourshouse/730947529425944576/quality-time-wwdits?source=share

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Much time had passed. Your heart swooned and so did hers, but neither of you knew that. She appreciated how you listened and your interest, you appreciated her wanting to spend time with you.

Nadja had been talking for a few hours now, the time being nearly 11 p.m. How could you complain, this could be the only time you ever get to spend with her.

She was so lost in thought that she unconsciously switched between running her fingers through your hair and playing with your hands. She was so cute, gaze wandering around the room as she spoke, still kicking her feet like a child.

Your eyes were growing heavy, but you didn’t want to stop listening. To try to get yourself to wake up you shifted to lying on your side, propping yourself up on your arm. 

Sleep was calling you, dragging its nails comfortably against your back.

Nadja had let her eyes fall back to your face, taking in your sleepy state. She slowly began to stop talking. 

“What’s wrong?” you said, confused. That made you brighten up.

Nadja could only smile, letting her hand wander to your hair again, combing it behind your ear. Her hand then softly cupped your cheek.

Yeah, you were definitely awake now.

“My love, I can see your eyes. Why so tired?”  Nadja rubbed her thumb over your cheekbone as a blush crossed your face.

“I’m sorry- I don’t mean to be. I swear I’m listening!” You began to wipe the leftover sleep from your eyes, trying not to smudge your eyeliner and mascara.

Nadja removed your hands from your face with her own, holding onto your wrists. Slowly, one at a time, she wiped residual makeup from under your eyes.

She had become so gentle with you; So gentle that you couldn’t tell who was the putty in the other’s hands.

She smiled at your dozy face. 

“Darling, it’s ok…lay back down and close your eyes if you would like.”

Your eyes flicked between hers.

“But I don’t want to…” you spoke quietly. You knew if you did what she said then she would leave. Sleep could wait for you.

“Baby I can tell you are oh so sleepy.” Her tone had become deep and sultry, a smirk threatened to grace her lips.

‘WHAT THE FUCK!’ you thought. You had butterflies in your stomach and why the word "baby"? She only used that with Lazslo.  But hey, who were you to question.

Your already pink cheeks flushed darker, telling Nadja what she was doing was working. You didn’t realize how close the two of you were the whole time; Your faces a few inches apart. She was staring into your eyes and you didn’t stop her, you knew you never could.

For a minute the two of you didn’t speak, sitting comfortably in each other’s silence. Nadja liked listening to you breathe.

“You know you’re quite pretty?” she said it so gently. Her gaze had flicked down to your lips and back to your eyes.

It felt like too much. You slowly turned your head away from her, hiding the grin that had spread on your lips. Nadja giggled slightly at this.

“let me see that pretty face….” With her one hand, she took your chin and guided you back to how you were before. 

"There it is..." She smirked. If flames could be moulded into hearts, that is what Nadja had behind her eyes.

You wanted what was happening to happen. You’d dreamed of it. But why? She had never shown you ANY sort of affection like this before. Did she feel she owed you for listening to her? Was this how she repaid you for your time? This is all you’ve ever wanted since the moment that you met, so why didn’t you just reach up and kiss her?

“Nadja…” 

“Yes?…” She had leaned even closer to you.

“Do you feel you owe me?”

“For what?” She still held her gentle tone.

“For listening to you….” Now you were being foolish. You have a beautiful woman sitting practically in your lap and you’re asking this shit? 

“No.”

“oh…why?”

She paused before responding, letting her eyes roam around your face briefly. 

“y/n, I can tell you are genuine. You have a good heart. Something I don’t have.” A hint of sadness passed through her voice.

You frowned. All you could think about was how good her heart was to you. You wish she didn’t think that.

You leaned forward and kissed her gently. Nadja closed her eyes and slightly moaned.

And then you pulled back.

Nadja opened her eyes. There was no sadness anymore, it had been replaced with adoration, maybe even something close to love.

She didn’t move. She didn’t fight to get more. She just admired you.

“Out of all the people I have ever been with- and I’ve been with quite a few-” You both giggled. 

“No one has…no one has been like this before.”

“Like what?” you say with a raise of a brow. You wanted her to finish her thought.

There was a long pause as she searched your eyes. 

“Like… they cared about me.” it was barely a whisper.

Your heart melted. 

“Nadja, how can I not care about you?” You whispered.

You didn’t think it was possible but a tear fell from her eye and onto your cheek. It felt cold against your warm skin.

A watery laugh escaped her as the hand that was still cupping your cheek wiped away the tear. Your frown had turned into a small smile with teary eyes.

Continuing, you spoke in a hushed tone.

“When I first met you, I thought you were going to kill me. You licked the side of my neck and thanked Guillermo for the snack...” Both of you laughed again. “And I wasn’t sure if you actually would kill me, or if I would live long enough to see how strong the feelings I have for you could get.” You stiffened at this. Well, you really let that one out, didn’t you? But Nadja didn’t draw away, she only caressed your cheek urging you to continue.

“As incredibly beautiful as you are, for anyone to not see past your beauty and admire your gorgeous mind and character, they are fools.” 

Nadja practically leaped forward, kissing you again. You broke for air, almost gasping, but she took that as an opportunity to deepen the kiss. You couldn’t complain. She kissed you with so much passion, yet she was gentle.

Finally, you separated, letting air catch your lungs once again. Your hands had fallen to her hips as she straddled your lap. Her arms lazily flung around your shoulders, she played with your hair as she placed kisses all over your face. 

She stopped to look at you, your eyes meeting.

“So…” you said.

“So…” She mimicked, a big goofy grin planted on her face.

“What do we do now?” 

“Well, we could fuc-“

“No I mean-“ You cut her off before she could finish her sentence. Yes, what she was about to say was more than intriguing, but, you meant it more in the sense of ‘So, that happened, where do we go from here because you’re a vampire, I’m a mortal, and you have a husband.’ type of way.

“I know what you mean…” She said, her eyes lowering to her hands that played with the hem of your shirt.

“Y/n, I have lived for hundreds of years and have yet to experience someone like you. Yes, I have a husband who I love, but also, we both understand that we’re immortal and should be allowed to do what we please. I can love more than one person.”

She had looked back up at you but your eyes had now averted to where your hands lay; at her waist playing with the fabric of her dress.

You looked up meeting her gaze, thinking for a moment.

“Can I ask you a question?” You said gently.

“Of course my love.”

“Would you be interested in trying on some of my clothes?”

Nadja wore a puzzled look on her face.

“If we’re going to be doing this more often, then you’re gonna need to wear something a little lighter. I love your outfits but I’m not immortal and need my ribs.” you said.

She laughed. A genuine laugh.

“Yes it’s true, the dresses are very heavy.” 

“And you look beautiful in them.” 

Nadja blushes at your comment. She couldn’t help herself. Once again she grabbed your face -a little rougher this time- and planted a firm kiss on your lips.

[lottieslesbiancurtains]

nadja of antipaxos x f!vamp!reader

(nadja is still married to laszlo, reader is nadja’s gf)

• she’s not big on fluffy PDA, so moments where it’s just the two of you and bonding over something is like a warm hug for the both of you

• she definitely sired you! the second she saw you she couldn’t keep her fangs away, she couldn’t resist you

• she LOVES having another girl around the house! she also loves the fact that you happen to be her gf too teehee

• ranting about laszlo is lowkey a daily occurrence. she’ll rant, say how much she loves you both, and then you’ll fuck!

• it’s canon that she sires powerful offspring (jenna being able to TURN INVISIBLE??) so you definitely have some cool vampire power that she loves showing off like “hey this is my girlfriend, i sired her. she’s so powerful! we r gonna kiss now”

• you’re ALWAYS defending her to the boys, we all know she’s the most powerful vampire in that house, sometimes she just needs another voice echoing her opinions and that’s okay!

• helping her run nadjas and helping her with the math on how much money is a little too much to launder (bc she’s 500+ years old and “math ain’t like it used to be honey”)

• helping her with corsets! laszlo was NO help.

• sometimes you feel a little guilty about yours and nadjas relationship. sometimes you feel second to laszlo and other times you feel like you’re separating them. but nadja is CONSTANTLY reassuring you that isn’t the case (and so is laszlo!)

• being besties w guillermo and/or laszlo (i don’t make the rules)

• insults your outfits (in a jokey way hehe) bc her fashion sense is superior

nsfw!

• SWITCHHHH but MAJOR dom. LOVES being in control. tbh she loves being in control of everything in her life but ESPECIALLY during sex

• she loves undressing you slowly, gently.

• major boobs woman

• the strap is like her favourite thing ever. constantly talking about how she doesn’t know what she did without it.

• encourages you to sleep with other people too (only if you’re comfy) because she’s very confident in that you will always love her and come back to her

• HICKEYSSSS. guillermo once made a joke about you ‘sleeping with a vampire’ and then realised…!

• did i say she loves boobs? because she LOVES them.

• overstimulation is a MAJOR kink of hers

• ^ so is quickies lols

[salemwitchezz]

Would you consider prompt 34 (“I thought I’d never see you again”) for a nadja/lazslo bit?

pairing: nadja x gn!human!reader

prompt: 34 - “i thought i’d never see you again.” (angst)

a/n: i wasn’t sure if you meant both of them together or just one of them, so i only did nadja cause she’s the loml. hope it’s okay 🫶🏻

NADJA

it was daytime, and you had been staying at a friends house for just a couple of nights after an outburst from nadja sent you away.

her behavior wasn’t out of the ordinary, but the way her anger felt directly directed towards you this time— it felt a little personal.

…

“unbelievable! i have had my night and dinner ruined by a pair of donkeys and then i come home to find you have broken one of my favorite vases!”

you raise your brow, glancing over at the two shameful looking nandor and lazslo as they cowered into the living area, “i thought you said this vase was worse than looking at a bible-“

“i said none of that skatá!”

you stare at the fuming vampire in front of you, her expression contorted into a frustrated scowl. you decided to take a more gentle approach instead, “it was an accident, i can clean it up and get you a new one-“

“no, i don’t want a new one, you stupid little human! i wanted that one and now i can’t have that one anymore!”

usually the insult would fly over your head, her harsh remarks habitually being empty— towards you at least. but something about this stung, something about her tone felt a little too sincere.

you knew nadja was just taking her anger out of you. she was cranky and frustrated by her long night and her wasted struggle to get some food, but you couldn’t help but let it get to you.

you have absolutely nothing to say, nothing to defend yourself with besides the fact that you were simply a clutz.

“well? are you going to stop gaping at me like a dying whale on a beach and tell me what the fuck you’re gonna do about this?”

you don’t answer her, and it seems she misses the hurt look on your face when she rolls her eyes impatiently before stomping off to her room with a few more strings of greek curses falling from her lips.

after she’s gone, you immediately turn the other way and head for the front door, disappearing for the night.

…

of course, you weren’t planning to stay away forever— just long enough for her to let out a little steam and calm down without you around. even if you weren’t the center of her frustration, you thought it’d still be a good idea to not get your feelings hurt further more.

you would come back anyway— and thats exactly what you were doing, heading back to the vampire residence after a small goodbye and thanks to your friend. it was night time, and you had originally planned to go during the day for safety reasons, but luckily it wasn’t too far of a walk.

that, and you didn’t really wanna wait another day.

you kept an eye out for anything suspicious as you walked in silence, but it’s soon broken, and a sudden screeching of your name nearly makes you jump out of your skin.

you whip around, and calm down when you see none other than nadja speed walking towards you in a desperate pace, and you can’t help the smile that twitches your lips at her determination.

she lets out a sigh of relief when you let her engulf you in hug, her arms tightly wrapped around you, and there’s a familiar sense of comfort in her arms as you sit in the moment for a second.

she pulls back, and you can now see the worried yet relieved expression on her face as she holds yours in her hands.

“oh, honey, where have you been? i thought i’d never see you again.”

there’s a warm, tingly sensation pooling in your stomach at the realization that she missed you, yet there’s still the bitter feeling she left on your heart when you last saw her.

“you’re so lucky i happened to randomly find you while i was out hunting and not some grubby sewer rat. what on earth were you doing?”

you look down for a moment, and she oddly waits for your answer patiently. “i was.. actually heading back to the house.”

“in the middle of the night? oh you soft-brained little lamb—“ she cooes softly in contrast to her words, petting your head. “why did you leave in the first place, hmm?”

you hesitate, letting out a sigh before answering her simply enough, “you were angry at me.”

you see the realization as it flashes across her face, hints of guilt left in the creases of her worried expression.

“oh, of course i wasn’t, moráki mou. i was angry at those two stupid potatoes, nandor and lazslo.”

you nod, “i know, it just hurt a little.”

she rubs your cheeks bones softly, and you lean into her touch, “oh, i am sorry, my love. i didn’t wish to take my anger out on you. and i didn’t mean to be so harsh that it would send you away from me.”

“it’s okay.” you give her a small smile, but before you can say anything else, she tsks at you.

“it is not.” she dreads, guiding you along with her as she begins to walk forward.

“come now, i’ll make it up to you. we’ll have a great day full of activities and fun that’ll make your little head forget of all the horrible things i said.”

you couldn’t say no to that.

translations:

skatá - shit

moráki mou - my little baby

[laszlossweetcheese]

glad to see someone showing lazslo some love!! could i have an imagine or headcanons about reader dating nadja first, then also falling for laszlo?

Absolutely!! Thank you so much for this request :)

Imagine being in a relationship with Nadja but falling for Laszlo as well

Nadja had met you in a late night café in the city while looking for dinner. You made her laugh and enchanted her into talking with you for most of the night. After another couple of months meeting with you (and maybe some light stalking), Nadja revealed that she was a vampire to you.

Before you knew it, you were living in her gothic mansion and had been introduced to her roommates....and husband. It didn't bother you at all that she had another partner, as she had explained her romantic situation to you previously, but you still felt a bit awkward being around Laszlo.

You always tried to make small talk with Laszlo when you ended up alone together, but he never seemed very interested. You chalked it up to him just not wanting to be very involved with his wife's lovers and tried not to let it bother you too much.

As time went on, you noticed Laszlo speaking to your more often and even cracking jokes on occasion. You had seen how he lit up when talking with Nadja and how proud he looked when he managed to get a laugh out of his wife. Maybe you were mistaken, but you thought you might've seen that same smug smile tugging on his lips after you laughed at his remarks once or twice.

One time, you were cleaning the living room as Laszlo was playing his piano and you hummed along to some of the familiar classical melodies he would play. As you turned around to dust a book shelf on the other side of the room, you caught Laszlo watching you with a look in his eyes you hadn't seen before and it made you stomach flutter.

More and more often you would catch the vampire watching you, whether it be when you were alone or spending time with Nadja and the others. You found yourself hoping Laszlo had his eyes on you and you felt the same fuzzy warmth in your chest when you were around him that you felt with Nadja.

Things continued to progress and Laszlo began referring to you as "darling," "my sweet," and even "my love." Each time he called you these things it made you blush so red that Nadja once asked if you were sick.

Eventually, you couldn't hide it any longer. You had feelings for Laszlo and you needed to tell Nadja. You didn't want to hurt her, but you felt just as bad keeping it from her. She wasn't surprised by the news, of course, having seen the way you and her husband had grown closer throughout your time in the house, and she was ecstatic. "Think of all the extra fun we can have now!" She exclaimed.

You shouldn't have been as shocked as you were to find out that she had known about your and Laszlo's feelings this whole time, but you had been so absorbed in your feelings that you hadn't even considered that Nadja and Laszlo had talked about you to each other regarding your rather obvious crush.

Nadja wasted no time bringing Laszlo into the conversation and you tried your best to keep yourself from shaking like a leaf as you confirmed what your lover had told him. Laszlo is radiating with excitement at the confession and he eagerly twirls you around the room before coming to a halt so that he can pull you into a passionate kiss.

Being in love with one vampire was something you had never imagined to happen to you, let alone two of them. Yet, you've never been happier and wouldn't have it any other way.

[gonzo-rella]

Headcanons: Nadja of Antipaxos Falling In Love With Her Familiar

MASTERLIST | AO3 | KO-FI

Requested by: 🌵 Anon

ok hear me out,, nadja falling in love with her familiar! reader. i would be so eternally grateful, thank you <3 -🌵

Relationship(s): Nadja of Antipaxos x gn!human!reader (romantic)

Warnings: Nothing that isn’t in the show. (Let me know if I need to add any)

(A/N: I’ve been rewatching WWDITS, and, oh boy, do I love Nadja. Well, I love all of my gay vampires, but Nadja especially. I’m looking forward to writing more for gay vampire show, so send in requests if you’d like.)

Laszlo and his stupid fucking hat with a stupid fucking curse resulted in their new familiar, Justin or Dustin (neither Nadja nor Laszlo could remember which), being crushed by a bookcase.

They made ‘Gizmo’ find them a replacement, and you, his old friend, needed a job.

So, that’s how you became Nadja and Laszlo’s familiar.

Initially, you’d be treated the same as Guillermo.

Disrespect.

Disregard.

Disdain (often only implied, but still).

She’s incredibly critical of you at first.

The terms ‘stupid fucking donkey’ and ‘bloody plonker’ have been thrown around.

She’ll shut you down and keep you at an arm’s length if you ever sympathise or empathise with her, or if you do/say anything that warrants sympathy.

If you ever manage to make her feel a shred of compassion during these early stages, she will groan and begrudgingly cut you some slack.

The only thing that changes this harsh treatment is when she gradually realises the various things she admires about you.

This unexpected admiration is what starts it.

You’ll be baffled by the change, but you certainly won’t bring up at the risk of angering her.

Winning her respect means you’ll be ‘promoted’ in the sense that you will become less of a slave and more of a valued employee, or even a friend.

You’re not a ‘useless mortal’, as she once put it.

You’re now her ‘lovely little person’.

She’ll often link arms with you when you’re walking side by side.

You’ll become her closest confidante, and she’ll even show you sympathy without rolling her eyes and scoffing.

No, she’ll actually talk with you...or become slightly murderous if she finds out who upset you.

She often shows great concern for you.

There will be plenty of occasions where she’ll grab your cheeks and ask you if you’re alright.

She’ll finally allow you to have more personal conversations with her, and she’ll let you slack off on occasion (much to Laszlo’s chagrin).

Speaking of which, if Laszlo’s ever a prick to you (something he’s prone to), Nadja will be the first to stick up for you.

In fact, she’ll become very protective over you in most respects.

On several occasions, Nandor’s suggested sacrificing you, and finally Nadja will shut him down and call him a whole slew of names (or suggest they sacrifice Guillermo instead).

She’ll still call you a whole slew of names, but that’s mostly when you put yourself in danger.

Though, when you put yourself in real danger, that’s what causes her to realise how she feels about you.

When you almost die, that’s when she realises it.

You can bet she looks into the camera and says:

“Fuck. I’m in love with my silly little human.”

[of-apollo]

—> NAVIGATION

—> THE IMPORTANT LINKS:

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—> WHO I WRITE FOR:

Ted Lasso: Dani, Sam, Jamie + Keeley

MCU: Bucky, Steve + Yelena

PJO: Apollo (God, not Lester)

ASSORTED: Enjolras, Grantaire (Les Mis), Black Noir (The Boys), Miguel O’Hara (Spiderverse)

PLATONIC PREFERRED, I will consider romantic if requested, but generally I like to default to platonic for the following:

WWDITS: Nandor, Guillermo, Nadja, Laszlo

OFMD: Ed, Stede

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley

BBC Ghosts: Any characters!

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—> RULES FOR REQUESTING

As a hurt/comfort lover, I am comfortable writing about most sensitive topics.

However, I will NOT write about pregnancy or suicide/self-harm, nor any degree of smut (with the exception of like simple making out).

I will always DM to reject a request, unless it is on anon.

I am happy writing either headcanons or full length imagines, so try to clarify! I’ll usually default to headcanons otherwise.

I use they/them pronouns for all writing unless you request otherwise.

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I probably won’t close requests often, but requests sent in during closing will be deleted.

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[thelooneytoon]

POV:

Your camera roll as the Gen Z vampire of the WWDITS Staten Island pod.

[nanawritesit]

WWDITS Headcanons: You Having the Opposite Aesthetic of Everyone Else at the Vampire Residence (fem!reader)

tw: vampires, blood, corpses, mentions of killing, mentions of virgins, immortality

you were brought into the house to work as nadja and laszlo’s familiar

after having so many familiars die on the job, they had pretty much lost hope that they would ever find one that was right for them

so when you of all people, with your brightly colored hair, glittery makeup, long nails, and hot pink platform boots, were still around after a few weeks, they knew you were special 💞

of course they had their doubts at first, thinking you were much too soft for the job based on your cute aesthetic, but you surprised them with how tough you were

you had no problem finding them victims, cleaning up blood stains, and disposing of corpses. the promise of eternal life was much too great for you to give up because of some gore

nadja is overjoyed to have another woman in the house, and quickly becomes more of a bestie than a boss (as long as you do all of your duties as a familiar too)

she requires you to attend weekly “girls nights” with her, the guide, and mini nadja, but even if they weren’t mandatory, you’d happily go along

sometimes you’ll get all dressed up and go clubbing, taking everyone’s drinks for them since they can’t ingest human food

you stick out like a sore thumb in your pink sequin mini dress and heels, the rest of them shrouded in black lace, but you have an amazing time regardless. they really know how to party!

but sometimes you just have sleepovers where you watch mamma mia and talk shit about all the men in the house

laszlo didn’t take you seriously at first. he never really saw the appeal of having a familiar, thinking he got along just fine without one, but wanted to please his good lady wife

he could never understand how nandor was so attached to guillermo. he was just some human who followed him around and did his bidding

that was, until you came along

he found it was really nice to have someone to practice his music with, to organize his library for him, to help him into his coffin every night… and after a while he really grew quite fond of you

which scared him, because he knew how fragile human life was

but that only made him want to keep you under his wing more, to protect you until the day him and nadja decided to turn you

they love having you accompany them on their nightly walks, carrying their parasol behind them as they bask in the moonlight

they’re super protective of you, especially from people who assume you’re an easy target because of your looks

like, if anyone tries to mess with you around them, lazslo will yell at them to go fuck off, and nadja will practically go feral and rip their heart out

you’ll have to BEG her not to hurt them for her to even CONSIDER letting them go 💀

nandor pretty much falls in love with you upon first sight

he absolutely adores your style, loving how unique it is compared to anyone else he knows

he tries and fails to flirt with you all the time while you’re working, until nadja eventually yells at him to leave you to your chores, and he’ll scuttle away bc he’s scared of her 😀

he sometimes asks you to do his makeup like yours, saying he wants to “glitter like twilight”

his undead heart stops when you lean close to his face to do his eyeliner 🥺

he desperately wants to ask you out but is terrified of what nadja would do to him should you agree

she thinks you’re MUCH too good for him

he eventually goes to laszlo for help, since he’s such an “expert” on modern women 💀

he agrees to help him, but tells him that if you guys start dating and he hurts you, he’ll kill him 😗

guillermo is honestly just so thrilled to have another human in the house to sympathize with him 😭

the two of you quickly become partners in crime, dragging bodies down the stairs together and recruiting virgins for your vampires to feast on

he also wouldn’t hesitate to slay any vampire who tried to feed on you

you always stick up for him when the vampires aren’t taking him seriously, which helps since they all value your opinion tremendously

nandor gets a bit jealous when he finds out that you and guillermo get lunch together everyday 😭

guillermo admittedly gets a bit jealous when you’re turned into a vampire before he is, but is obviously very happy for you

but since nandor has such a soft spot for you, you’re able to convince him to turn guillermo sooner :) that way you can be a big happy vampire family forever

collin robinson thinks you’re quite entertaining, although he gets frustrated at the fact that you somehow always dodge all of his attempts to drain your energy

when you go out on the town with everyone, you have major scary dog privilege

when you walk by, people see a pretty pink princess 💞

and then they see the three huge, dramatically dressed vampires, one emotionless suited man, and one monster slayer walking behind you and they’re like oh shit nvm 💀

[witchthewriter]

do you have any headcannons about nadja of antipaxos with a shy girlfriend?? do you think she would tease them alot(especially during sex), would she be really soft around them, or how would she try to help them come out of their shell?

𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐬/𝐨:

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!

Warnings: violence, blood, swearing, 🔞18+ talk so no minors please!

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ

𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 thank you for your question!

ENTJ

Slytherin

Chaotic Neutral

Scorpio Sun, Sagittarius Moon, Scorpio Rising

・What your question reminds me of is Jenna back in season 1 where Nadja sees her being bullied and goes 'She's gonna make those motherfuckers pay' (obviously not in those exact words as I cannot remember)

・And then without thinking she makes Jenna into a vampire so she can get her revenge

・But I think Nadja has a part of her that's soft for girls that are outsiders, or forgotten about or deemed unworthy.

・She would definitely help the girl/young woman come out of her shell. Either by changing them into a vampire (if they so desire), because that would definitely be her first option in helping you

・Then she would bring a piece of parchment, an inkpot and quill - and ask about what scares you. After writing it down, she would go and experience your fears with you

・I don't think she would tease you, not until you have spent a lot of time together. I'm talking like a couple months to years. Because she knows it would be cruel to tease someone who isn't confident give tit for tat.

・But when you have sex, she does like to tease you, to make you beg for what you want. She likes to hear it.

・Nadja would flirt with you here and there throughout your time together

・But when she keeps on seeing you, there's this tension that would start building

・And her playfulness starts to dissipate and transform into lust

・She would try to keep it from you but it would be way too obvious with her comments about how good you look or how nice you smell

・And obviously you ... have the same feelings ... so you give the same comments. And for a while, it's a sort of cat and mouse game.

・And then one day, she just ... pounced on you. And with as much vigor, you reciprocated.

・Being around Nadja just gives you this extra confidence.

・If you stayed human, then she would be into blood play - sucking a little of your blood from your neck and kissing you

・She's obsessed with your smell and the way your body moves when you're together

・She could smell you from a mile away

・Oh and she would LOVE public sex. She has absolutely no shame. Because she can get away with anything and everything.

・There are no limits with Nadja; she can help you to transform into the person you want to be easily

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔

Curious and Wide-Eyed x Has Seen Everything, Thinks It’s Cute

Literal Angel (You) x Smooth Devil (Nadja)

Cold Hearted (Nadja) x The One Who Makes Them Soft (You)

𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆    

Older Woman Woos Younger Woman

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie

[neighbourshouse]

Quality Time (WWDITS)

Nadja x Female Reader

Summary: Nadja wants to know more about you. (Fluff)

Warnings: Mentions of nudity, insecurity.

Authors note: Hi Hi Hi this is my first ever fanfiction.

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5:30 PM; The vampires wouldn’t be up for a while as the sun was still out and not to set for another hour.

Guillermo gets up around the same time you do, not interacting with each other as you both find solace in the quiet you two only seem to get in the daytime. Usually, you are awake around 12:30, getting ready as you wish and cleaning the house up before the vampires rise for the night. However, today you let yourself sleep in a bit later. Last night ran too long and the house was tidy(ish). 

You kept your room dark- if there was one thing you did have in common with the vampires, you enjoyed the night. The room lit with warm-toned lamps, you stood in front of your mirror in a t-shirt, underwear, and socks, looking at yourself.

You have never really liked your body, a constant insecurity mainly while living with individuals who were quite attractive. You were especially bugged by your appearance today, looking at the shape of your hips and the curves of your legs. The t-shirt you wore was purposely large enough to hide your torso and release emphasis on your breasts.

You watched yourself for a few minutes, eventually turning to put on jeans and a hoodie. 

“Why do you look at yourself like that? Also, why is there fabric up your ass??” Nadja was sitting on your bed, watching you. She squinted her eyes as her gaze roamed all over your body.

“HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING THERE?” you yelled, rushing over to the end of your bed where your pants lay. You quickly pulled them on, frantically zipping them up. At least now you were fully dressed.

“are you going to answer my questions?” She stated.

“NO, I’m not gonna answer actually. why are you up?? you should still be asleep!”

“I awoke early and was bored. What do you expect me to do? Clean the house?” She smirked as if the cameras were there.

“You could have at least knocked”

“ok well, I didn’t and I’m here now.”

There was a pause. You looked at her, brows slightly furrowed. For once you could see slight concern glint across her eyes. It made your gaze soften. You shouldn’t be rude, she is your Mistress after all.

You threw on your hoodie and sat next to her on the bed.

“Sooo…what’s up?” You asked, a little more care in your voice.

As Nadja and Laszlo’s familiar, they only ever really ordered you around. However, both were oddly protective over you for some unknown reason, especially Nadja. She even was the one who insisted you have a proper bedroom; Unlike Guillermo who unfortunately got the space under the stairs. 

Nadja and you were the only women in the house. It was hard for you, so you could only imagine how polarizing and alone it must be for her. You know, being a vampire and all on top.

I mean, to tell the truth, you really liked Nadja, like, really liked her- but you could never say anything. You found her beautiful and her oddness was something you could connect with. At the least, you wanted to be her friend but she always seemed to stray away from you or demand things in front of the others. So this interaction was a first.

“I don’t know, I guess I just wanted to talk to you?… I feel a little bad, you’ve been with us for a while now and- I’ve not even bothered to get to know you.” Her eyes shifted downwards into her lap. You squinted and began to inspect her from afar. What the fuck is going on?

“Are you ok? Should I wake the others and get help?”

“No no, I’m fine, like I said I just….”

She looked at you. Was that a bit of sadness?

“Nadja, do you want someone to talk to?” You smiled slightly, trying to get her to look at you.

Her head lifted and she began to smile back- this still seemed too genuine for Nadja. 

“I think I do. I also didn’t realise- how sort of interesting you are? I’ve never been in here.” She flicked her eyes around the room, taking in the posters on your walls and the knick-knacks and books on your shelves.

“Thank you…” you trailed off not really knowing what to say next.

Her eyes met yours again.

“y/n, I really do want to know more about you.” You blushed at her words.

“well…what exactly do you want to know?” You said slowly, she began to smile again. Gosh her smile is so pretty. She is so pretty.

“Tell me about yourself. Where are you from? Who are your parents? What was your childhood like? what is your favourite colour? What is your darkest secret?-“ She began to ramble on with different questions, you grabbed her hand to make her stop for a moment. She froze, looking down at the contact. Scared, you retracted your arm quickly as she looked at you. 

‘oh shit, you done fucked it-’ you thought.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to-“ apologies started to spew out of you.

“No no! it’s ok! I’m just not- used to that kind of thing.” She looked focused as her brain processed what had just happened.

You felt unsure of what to do, so, you let yourself fall back onto your bed. She looked at you nervously, playing with her hands.

Finally, she laid down next to you, both staring at the ceiling on your backs.

Another moment of quiet.

“My Favourite colour is red.” You practically whispered, turning your head to look at her. She turned to you and smiled. Nadja seemed so excited yet calm in manner. 

“So is mine.”  Her grin was spread from ear to ear.

“Are you sure you really want to know about me?” The question seemed to dissipate into thin air as Nadja looked at you sternly.

“Of course I do.” She softened her gaze but her answer felt like an order.

With that, you began to tell her about where you were from and what life as a mortal has been like for you. You told her about your friends and the adventures you’ve been on and your family. Her sudden interest in your life made you feel good.

What felt like minutes was really 2 hours. You glanced at the clock on your nightstand. The sun had long set, it now being 7:30 PM. Nadja lay on her stomach, kicking her feet like a schoolgirl. 

“Oh shit- it’s 7:30 already?? Nadja I gotta get to my chores and start helping out-” You started to get up but she pushed you back down with a firm hand.

“Nonsense! I am your Mistress and I say tonight your job is to hang out with me.” She could tell you were slightly puzzled and shocked.

“Bubs it is okkkkkk. You are mine, I get to decide what you do.” Her words made your stomach flutter and your cheeks flush.

“Ok…but what about-“

“Nuh-uh, the others are fine. Like I said, your only task tonight is to be with me.”

A bit of thought and you couldn’t deny her, you smiled, Nadja had been waiting for that. She began to smile back as well. 

The thought of talking further about yourself felt exhausting, and at this, you realised you didn’t know a whole lot about Nadja. Obviously, you knew she was a vampire from Antipaxos that was 500 years old, and that she had a husband (Laszlo) and enjoyed pleasure and killing. But what else?

“Nadja?…”

“Yes my darling angel.” She was so trained on you.

“I wanna know more about you.” She stopped kicking her feet. A mixture of disbelief and sorrow crossed her face. You were unsure if you should have said that.

“What- what do you mean?” She tilted her head. 

“I mean like- what are your interests? Passions? Beliefs?” As much as you would like to know her answers, you didn’t want to upset Nadja.

She went quiet for a moment. 

“No one has ever asked me that before.” She looked at you with wide, sad eyes. It kind of scared you.

“I mean- if you don’t want to tell me or have the others know or just like want to end the convo here thats-“

She now cut you off by grabbing your hand and kissing the back of it. It was your turn to freeze.

“I do want you to know. I just…I just feel like it’s been hundreds of years since anyone has bothered to ask…” Your heart ached. Bits of pain felt like it trickled from her hand to yours like blood down her sleeve.

“Well, I don’t understand why they wouldn’t. You are so interesting and intelligent and cool and prett-“ You stopped yourself. Nadja raised an eyebrow at you.

“No please, go on.” She smirked now grasping your hand a little tighter.

“No, it’s ok!” You squeaked, it hurt a bit but you didn’t mind. You were more scared of her knowing what you felt.

Nadja let go of your hand.

“Well…I guess I really haven’t told anyone mu-“

Just then there is a knock at the door.

“Nadja darling, I know you’re in there. I and the boys need help wi-“ 

“LASZLO FUCK OFF! I’m busy with y/n tonight so you’ll have to find HELP ELSEWHERE!”

You hear Laszlo sigh on the other side of the door. He knew not to fight her on this. Walking away he calls to the others, “Welp, we are royally fucked.”

You laugh which draws Nadja’s attention back to you. She grins again.

“Do you think we should go and help them?” you questioned.

“No, they’re fineeeee. Where were we…”

And with that, Nadja talked her heart away. And you absorbed every single word.

[lottieslesbiancurtains]

wwdits social media au idek

ooc characters ig?? none of them know how to use social media so idek how they would act 😭

sean knows they r vamps

act like they would know what the fuck to do please and thank you!

yourusername

liked by nandortherelentless, nadjaofantipaxos, laszlo69forever and 135 more…

yourusername: roses 🥀

- nadjaofantipaxos: 💋

— yourusername: who taught you instagram 😭

— nadjaofantipaxos: gizmo showed me and i thought id suprise you my love

— yourusername: color me suprised 🤭

guillermotheregularfamiliar

liked by nandortherelentless, yourusername, seanyaboy11, colinrobinson and 36 more…

guillermotheregularfamilar: staten island pride! (yes it was a mess and yes it is the middle of november but that’s irrelevant) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

- yourusername: my sillies 🙃

- seanyaboy11: Loved having my favourite LGBBQTV pals!

yourusername

liked by laszlo69forever, theguide, guillermotheregularfamiliar and 147 more…

yourusername: nadja photo dump bc me nd laszlo69forever might just be the luckiest motherfuckas to stalk the planet

- nadjaofantipaxos: i love you both dearly ♥️

— yourusername: ♥️

— laszlo69forever: 👉👌

— yourusername: what the fuck

- guillermotheregularfamiliar: adorable!

yourusername

liked by theguide, nadjaofantipaxo, guillermotheregularfamiliar and 117 more…

yourusername: guillermo i blame you for getting them addicted to their phones.

- guillermotheregularfamiliar: atleast they’re getting along!

— yourusername: they just discovered 8 ball pool, they ARE NOT getting along.

nadjasnightclub

liked by nadjaofantipaxos, colinlovelegos, laszlo69forever, vcwraithsofficial and 6357 more…

nadjasnightclub: get your ass down to the coolest nightclub in all of staten island (& the world probably)

- yourusername: proud of you nadja 💋

- laszlo69forever: i should invite my cool human bartender pal jackie daytona to tend the bar

— seanyaboy11: i thought i was your cool human pal laz 😔

nadjaofantipaxos

liked by yourusername, laszlo69forever, theguide, nadjasnightclub and 756 more…

nadjaofantipaxos: y/n told me i’m mothering, i do not know what this means. but i agree.

- guillermotheregularfamiliar: petition to get nadja on stan twitter and tiktok ✅

— yourusername: NO NO NO NO

- theguide: mistress nadja ate that up

— theguide: guillermo, y/n did i use the lingo correctly?

— theguide: helloo???

[sardonic-the-writer]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐍𝐚𝐝𝐣𝐚 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

↳ warnings: mentions of death, sexual things, blood, overall vampire things etc etc

↳ song: super good—leningrad

masterlist!

• The two of you gossip all day long

• Vampire, human, familiar, it doesn't matter. Nadja is finally happy to have one person in the house that she can sit and bitch with all day

• She insists on doing silly human things together all the time, like having a sleepover—even though technically she sleeps durring the day—painting nails and talking about crushes

• "Okay okay I'll go first! I have a crush on—" Nadja paused, grinning excitedly before whispering her answer, "—Laszlo!!"

• "I know Nadj." You smiled. "You're married to him. And these walls aren't very thin. Me and Guillermo can hear you two going at it twenty four seven—"

• "Whatever. Now tell me if there's anyone you'd like to be bound to forever in the act of the matr-a-moany. Boy? Girl? Goat? Come on, do as this generation says and spill!"

• If you're a vampire, the two of you would be able hang out a lot more

• But if you're a human, things can get a little difficult here and there. Trying to visit Nadja while her husband and housemate actively try to make a meal out of you isn't the best grounds for a stable friendship

• She makes sure to remind everyone that you're off limits though

• "Laszlo, no! They are not food! They are my best human friend, my little adorable dollie, and you are not to touch them! And don't you even fucking think about it Colin Robinson! Back the fuck away!"

• "I wasn't even doing anything—"

• "Shut the fuck up Colin Robinson!!"

• For a vampire that has only ever set down roots with two other people, three if you include Guillermo (which she doesn't), you're very lucky that she decided you were worth her time. Which sounds rude and pretentious as fuck, but it's just the way a vampire of her age sees it

• Even Laszlo comes around to you in the end. And concidering he can't suck or fuck you, that's a very big feat! Nadja informs you that you should be proud—which is met with a nervous smile and a confused thank you

[just-a-little-cellist]

WWDITS Preference: When You're Sad/Depressed

(A/N: I've felt my depression flaring up lately (doesn't help that I can't watch the new WWDITS season yet lmao) so this is, as usual, totally self-indulgent. hope you enjoy, and feel free to request more stuff like this :D)

(Includes Nadja, Laszlo and Nandor x gender neutral reader)

Nadja:

When she notices that you're feeling out of sorts, Nadja is surprisingly compassionate. While not particularly good at talking things through with you, she does try - at the very least she'll let you rant if you need to - and will loudly assure you that to think lowly of yourself at all is ridiculous, I mean, look at you! You're wonderful! Once you're done talking she takes it upon herself to organize a movie night in an effort to cheer you up. Hearing her enthusiastically sing along to the Mamma Mia soundtrack is at worst a good distraction, and at best it'll get you smiling and singing along too.

(It also goes without saying that if a person has caused your sadness, she'll hunt them down without a second thought.)

Laszlo:

Not that he'd do it for anyone else, but Laszlo will immediately sit down to have a conversation with you if he notices you feeling depressed. It hurts him to see you so deflated and he won't stand for it. He will offer advice and affirmations as you talk, and reassures you that you can always confide in him in future if it'll prevent you feeling this way (and, like Nadja, will kill for you if a person caused this).

The same day, he'll compose a song for you on the piano and requests that you sit beside him while he plays it to you for the first time. He'll play that song to you in future whenever you feel down as a reminder of how much he cares for you.

Nandor:

When Nandor sees that you're feeling depressed, he's very empathetic. He's been through his fair share of it, after all. His methods of helping aim more towards taking your mind off of things and making you smile. He'll take you out somewhere if you feel up to it, dance with you at home if you want to stay in (honestly I'd kill to slow dance with Nandor), and gives you plenty of physical affection.

Everything that he does, he watches your face carefully until he sees you smile and then beams at you like you're his entire world. He will not stop until he's sure that you feel loved and wanted, and on particularly bad days he will go to the lengths of making a glitter portrait for you.

[gonzo-rella]

Headcanons: Being The WWDITS Gang’s Asexual Vampire Friend

MASTERLIST | AO3 | KO-FI

Relationship(s): The What We Do in the Shadows Gang x asexual!gn!reader (platonic)

Warnings: Canon-typical sexual humour. (Let me know if I need to add any)

(A/N: If you’re reading this during Asexual Awareness Week, Happy Asexual Awareness Week. If not, I’ll give you a regular hello. I found out it’s Ace Awareness Week mere moments before starting this, so I decided to write something in celebration of the occasion. Of course, I love to represent my fellow aces year-round. If you ever have an ace!reader request- no matter the week- feel free to sent it in! Also, there’s more of a focus on a sex-neutral or sex-averse reader. Apologies to the sex-positive aces!)

At least one of them (by that, I mean Nadja, Laszlo or Nandor) tried to seduce you before they found out that you’re asexual.

Take your pick.

Despite their wounded pride and mild disappointment of you not being sexually attracted to them, they’d still be happy to be friends with you.

I feel like Guillermo and Colin would be the most understanding of asexuality.

Nadja, Laszlo and Nandor at least somewhat get it too- in their centuries on the Earth, they’ve met all different kinds of people, asexuals included.

But, if you’re an ace who doesn’t have sex, they do express pity you for not experiencing sex, something they all thoroughly enjoy.

Also, Nandor has definitely made some sort of comment about aspiring to your ‘strength and willpower’ for managing to go for so long without sex.

The guy genuinely thinks you possess the strength of a thousand average sized men.

Also, I’m sure at one point or another Laszlo has offered to ‘relieve you, if you’d like’.

It’s supposed to be a generous gesture of friendship.

Of course, Guillermo rolls his eyes whenever any of them make a comment of this nature.

Nandor, Nadja and Laszlo don’t really understand how one can live without experiencing sexual attraction.

They’re all respectful of your sexuality, though; it’s not a matter of them looking down on you.

Basically, they’re not aphobic; just comically sex-obsessed to the point of them having a slightly myopic worldview.

I can imagine that it’s somewhat difficult to fit into the vampire community when you’re not particularly interested in sex.

See: the Bi-Annual Vampire Orgy.

That said, if it’s a well-known fact in the community that you’re asexual, then I feel like most vampires would be understanding and considerate of it, because I said so, and the whole thing about some vampires having existed for so long that they’ve met plenty of different kinds of people.

Of course, you’re always welcome to attend the orgies for the food and social aspect of it.

I imagine that, if anyone does disrespect you, your boundaries, your sexuality etc., Nadja will be the most protective of you.

You can probably stand up for yourself, but she always has your back if you need it.

Overall, your vampire friends are accepting of you.

They won’t try to change you or convince you that you’re not who you are.

But, if you ever do change your mind on that shag, Laszlo’s always there.

[hotpinkboots]

Oh. My. God. Hi there!!! I’ve been desperately trying to find others who still love WWDITS and write for them so when I came across your post I almost screamed. Can I get Yandere Nadja x Female!Familiar?

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~Yandere!𝕹𝖆𝖉𝖏𝖆 x Fem!Familiar!Reader Headcanons~

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OH. OH HONEY. I had to throw my phone on the couch when I saw this request so I could squeal and wave my hands around. Had me giggling and kicking my feet irl, babes SOMEONE COME SPAM MY INBOX WITH NADJA REQUESTS I'LL KISS YOU

Summary: You're Nadja's stupid little baby. Do I need to explain further

Note(s): I do not watch What We Do In The Shadows episode for episode, I usually skip around. Due to this, some events in the show or the way I portray the characters may be a bit mixed up or off.

Warning(s): Yandere behavior, possessive behavior, gaslighting, guilt tripping, manipulation, objectifying the reader, violence, blood, a little bit of (but not much) sexual content, ect.

~Enjoy~

★★★★

𝕹𝖆𝖉𝖏𝖆

★★★★

~Nadja has a LOT of big feelings, and she WILL make them known, no matter what the situation is.

~It may not be obvious what she's feeling, but when she's feeling something then everyone is going to feel it, too.

~If she's angry, you had better NOT be caught in the line of fire. If she's sad, she's going to either whine and sulk for attention, or she'll lash out. Emotions vary. She could seem one way when she's really only acting like that because on the inside she's feeling another way.

~So, she's a very hard person to read despite the fact that she speaks her mind without having much of a filter.

~The same goes for how she treats you.

~Her stupid familiar who just follows along with whatever is happening. Her useless human pet who has the HONOR to even be in her presence and clean up after her.

~Treats you like you're her stupid dog.

~She'll degrade you one day, and be giggly with you the next.

~Oh, but don't get too friendly with her, or she'll be annoyed by you. But, make sure you interact just enough, because if you don't, she'll get after you and try to make you entertain her. Ah, yes, but don't try TOO hard to make her happy, either, because you'll get on her nerves.

~The point is that you feel like you're walking on eggshells 24/7.

~She can't decide if she wants you to wear something gorgeous and grand to have you match with her, or if she wants to have you wear ugly baggy clothing so you don't look seem as gorgeous as she does.

~Then she thinks that it'll make HER look bad if you're not dressed up, so she's going to make you wear all the stuff she does so you don't look like you just recently escaped from the sewers after swimming in shit and piss.

~Of course, she might scold you and smack you with the hair brush if you tell her something she's doing with your hair is hurting your scalp.

~But then Nadja saw you smiling in the mirror when she was finished. You looked so gorgeous. So excited to be dressed up like that.

~Suddenly, she wished she could see herself in the mirror beside you.

~Laszlo will join in, too, so all three of you match.

~If you ever have a fight with her, her reactions come in phases.

~First, she'll snap at you and call you names and demand you get out. It's unclear if she means get out of the room, or out of the house, but the point is that she does NOT want to see you after an argument.

~Second, she'll rant and be absolutely furious for awhile.

~Third, she gets upset at herself because she made her own familiar upset. She denies being upset at herself by being a bitch to everybody and claiming they did something wrong, even if they were just standing there.

~Nandor probably got yelled at for just existing or something idk

~Colin Robinson feeds off of all this drama of course.

~Fourth, Nadja decides it's your fault for whatever happened, and she'll cry and run away or something just to get your attention. Will sulk until you're the one to apologize.

~And lastly, once you apologize, she realizes the apology sounds wrong coming from YOUR lips instead of hers, since she was probably the one being a drama queen and making a big deal out of nothing.

~Does not know how the hell to apologize very well but she'll kind of try.

~Nadja will start giving you more cute (sometimes weird) nicknames after that.

~Once she REALLY gets attached and decides she likes you, she'll be silly with you and gossip. She DEMANDS a girl night.

~You're like her pet, now, and will literally go as far as petting your head.

~Does she ever think about putting you in a collar that makes your throat look extra delicious, with a leash attached so she can tug you along and coo at you?

~Absolutely.

~She will beat the absolute shit out of anybody who looks at you the wrong way.

~More than willing to rip open someone's ribs so she can tear out their heart and stomp on it.

~Then she shows you and expects you to be like "wow Nadja you did that for me thank you!"

~Or if you have a terrified reaction, she'll be confused as hell. She just killed someone for you? Hello? That's the ultimate way to show someone you love them, isn't it? Literally be willing to tear people apart for them?

~But she'll baby you and give you a hug, anyway.

~"He was a big stupid asshole, my love, didn't you see the way he looked at you? He deserved to die!"

~Then she'd look back at the bloody scene and point down at the body and yell "He was a PIECE OF OLD PIG SHIT!"

~And then would go back to babying you and giving you all the reasons why the person who looked at you wrong deserved to die

~She has done something like that on multiple occasions and would never be afraid of doing it again.

~Nadja most likely wouldn't make you a vampire for an extremely long time (by that I mean she might literally not do it in time, you might be dead by the time she even decided to consider it 💀. Or, if something awful happens to you and you're on your death bed and she decides she needs you to be immortal for her.)

~She wants you to always be her cute little familiar who comes when called, not her fellow vampire who doesn't work under her anymore.

~If you ever had a one night stand, she's fine with that, and would have everybody in the house sit down so they could listen to you tell them (in detail) everything that happened. You aren't getting out of that one.

~But she would be very jealous if you had a boyfriend/girlfriend, rather than just a fling.

~If you fall in love with anybody, know ahead of time that she's going to consider either murdering them, or at the very least, treating them badly.

~She would try to chase them away by somehow getting them to believe you said something about them that you actually didn't say.

~Then she'd comfort you about your "break up", pretending to be shocked about what happened, as though she didn't plan that.

~Unfortunately for her, she isn't a very good actress, and it's a bit obvious that she was the one who made that happen.

~If you then demanded to know WHY she did that to you, she'd finally admit it in a moment of anger and fear that you found out.

~"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! I did that for YOU! They weren't good for you, my darling, why the FUCK don't you understand?!"

~Nadja is most definitely a dangerous yandere. She can be just as volatile and demanding as she can be doting and silly.

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Nadja is my favorite character to write as a yandere omg

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