#nat 20 kiss my beloved

[oh-look-its-lia]

FISH AND CHIPS BABYYYY (I reject Chips buzz cut)

Bonus Jay drowning in the background

[bugsludge]

My fantasy high jr year thoughts for episode 15

There is no context just what I would have live blogged about

THE WRITTEN TEST??? Crazy I would have died on the spot and the fact that they actually tried is crazy but they did so good for the circumstances 100 hand written words in 5 minutes is insane

Also the shrimp dragon??? I love art department so much it’s so creative and also just such a cool looking model I was dying when’s it came out

Gorgug hitting a nat 20 always makes me happy bc we jsut see more of his artificer barbarian stuff work but the 2 crist back to back Zac always has the best rolls I swear

Zacs stupid little stamp I love him sm

FIGS SPIRIT GUARDIANS WITH THE STURGES WAS SO FUNNY I live Emily so fucking much

The second pass on the math exam is so based I fucking hate math he’s so me

When the worm came out I was stunned holy shit there were so many monsters on field

FIG AGAINST THE WYVERN WAS CRAZY ALMOST 90 points of damage in one turn

Shrimp jump/shrimp party and crab king being turned into literal monsters is so funny

ZAC WITH ANOTHER NAT 20 HIS DICE ARE SO GOOD

THE WORM IS HORRIBLE OH MY GOD

ANOTHER NAT 20 WHAT THE FUCK ZAC

“My kid got a 7… my kid got a 1”Lou and ally talking about their dice in the same tone as the Charlie Brown Halloween quote is so fucking funny

Gavin is the mvp I love him, fantasy high npcs are always so funny

Fig eliminating a full wyvern as well as a bunch of fantasy mosquitoes with little to no effort on her part is insane she’s so cracked

Fabian fighting for his life to just…. Not be held by a monster for a turn is so funny. This shouldn’t be his turn for most rounds as an extremely Dex character lmao

The hangman with 2 nat 20s on an attack on a giant crab is hilarious bc Lou’s rolls have been mid this whole time ahsjdjd

Fig kissing the fucking pentacorn mid battle is the most Emily thing she could choose to do her playstyle is my favorite thing in the entire world

FIGS SPIRIT GAURDIANS COME IN CLUTCH SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

KIPPERLILY THAT FUCKING CUNT HOLY SHIT HELLO??? KILLING BUDDY??? OISIN BEING APART OF IT TOO???? NOOO I WAS ROOTING FOR HIM AND ADINE

the ocher jellies are so cute and so fucking pointless ahsjdjd

Gorgug vs the worm no thoughts just very stressful ahsjdjd

RIZ WITH THE 31 DAMAGE VS THE UMBERHULK WITH 30 HP WAS INSANE LUCK MURPH ROLLS COMING IN CLUTCH WHEN IT MATTERS

butter gummies my beloved

“Come on riz”

The mimic being the strongest monster is so funny bc this was 100% supposed to be a quick kill round 1

Fig carried combat today holy shit even with Emily’s bad rolls she’s taken out half of the enemies that’s insane

GORGUG WIRH ANOTHER FUCKING CRIT WHAT THE FUCK ZACS DICE ARE INSANE TODAY next week he’s gonna be rolling nat ones all day long

“What did you call it….BUTTER. GUMMIES.” I adore ally so much

30 persuasion roll on the butter gummies…. It’s time for love NOW

“You are stupid” as if Gorgug didn’t leave the owl ears and dedicate the whole year to studying for his mcat pls

Gorgugs artificer stuff is so fun I’m so glad Zac took on that class

[songbird-oracle]

Live thoughts watching Fantasy High Junior Year episode 5

Spoilers ahead

Im so nervous already about Cassandra

These dudes getting swole

It IS spicy tonight in the dome

Screaming

I WANT A BOGGY KISS

OH FUCK SHES HOLD MONSTERING KRISTEN

THE SECURITY COMING THROUGH OH SHIT

“Do you want me to kill that guy for you 👀” vibes

OH NO PLEASE NO NIGHTMARE KING OH NO OH NO

I’m Shittering my pants rn

No not the girlies!

Located in the astral mall, This place has *everything*. Ripped valley girls, a goddess and prophet and familiar going through a very tumultuous time in their relationship, a frog wearing a paper hat, and a weird ass clock

I live for the hangman banter

Oml I love the Yarrbucks coffee art

LOU HOLY SHIT

BOX OF DOOM DC5!? The stakes are seriously so high though

Okaaaaaaaay 13 works ig

“Does she need scratchies?”

Wooo Murph!!

THE STAR TALKS!?

I love Emily’s reaction to “banging out a 1st level spell”

Riz sadly flossing

Oh no Kristen oh no Cassandra!

No stop attacking Cassandra!!!!

🎶non-a-crits🎶

Thank goodness no failures

Break it up guys come ooooooooon

Damn, man needs strudel with sauce at a time like this

Profiling the minis 🤣

NOT THE TAP DANCING

“I don’t think you’re scared, I think you’re mad. And that’s okay” I’m sobbing

YES THE FUCKING SECURITY DETAIL

Kristen is so low, oh no

A 0 initiative 🥲

FUCK THIS IS WHAT RAGHS MOM ABSORBED!?!? Gorgug is the greatest wizard of our time

Abjurative grammar is prescriptive. Iykyk.

I knew the DC would be high

NAT 20 BEARDSLEY IN THE FUCKING HOUUUUUUUSE

YESSSSS HEALED CASSANDRA 😭

Oh fuck oh fuck bad stars

Let it out Cassandra, feel your feelings

Oh my goodness, philosophers scone

OOP PAUL BLART INTERGALACTIC MALL COP

It’s not the nightmare king??????

41 damage each, damn Adaine

We aren’t even half way through guys

BAHAHAHAHAHHA playful picking on Riz

Mass dispelling?? Damn

????? TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR????

THE SHRIMP!!!!!!

Why is Fig a walking embodiment of Murphy’s law rn???

WHAT THE FUCK

NO NO NO DID GILEAR STEAL HER LUCK??????

IS THIS QUADRANGLE FUCKERY??????

Okay it’s just a curse

WAIT WHAT???

Cloaca why 😂

Whoopsies, shattered the shatter star

Oh fuck, rage Adaine is scary dude

Is this some rage and revenge deity??

Anyone but Conor

BAHAHAHAHAHA “no no, this is gonna happen”

“Stay hot Conor”

NOT KALINA NO

RAGH??????

Not the shimmy

WHAT IS KALINAS AC

44 DAMAGE??

Old Fabian

Legend has it the wizard is still waiting for his strudel with sauce

WHAT THE FUCK NO NOT CASSANDRA NO NO NO

“Unfortunately stop flossing”

COMPELLED DUEL ON KALINA OH FUCK

3!!!!! Woooooo!!!!!

Worst mall cop ever, Paul Blart would never

🤣 “is that not property damage??”

I’m so scared for Cassandra guys

Kristen and Cassandra are down oh no 🥲

BARDIC SHRIMPSPIRATION

NO NAT ONE NO NOOOOOOOO

Somewhere Katja Cleaver is raging because Conor Counterspell said he hates horses

A ball. Not *the* ball

ARMOR ZOMBIE AND LICH IM LIVING FIR THESE NAMES

Bards and Noble 🤣

Kristen coming in with the hugs

Box of doom has been working hard this episode

Shake out the bad ones

Screaming crying throwing up

I can’t look

Dammit Murph

Ecaf again

“What are you talking about girlieeeee?”

Brendan’s stare scares me

FUCK

Strudel for the win Girlie!!!

“One more roll girlie 🤪”

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no circle of death oh no

COUNTERSPELL MY BELOVED

“How old are you” “45” “gross”

WAIT WHAT TIME REVERSE TO- TEN SECONDS

Conor, you’re the best secret service agent ever

WHAT????? WHERES CASSANDRA??????

WHAT????????

I’m so fucking scared right now

Wait is Cassandra a triple goddess? Like how Hekate is a triple goddess, is Cassandra one? Cause Cassandra, Nightmare king, and a divine thing that isn’t a different divinity?

I want to enjoy “we got that bad boy buttered” but I can’t 🥲

Dead stare 🥲

I love Hangman 🥹

Feral Murph

NAT 20 SHRIMP JUMP

Thousand yard stare

Best shrimp jump ever

Maximum legend

That’s right, kick flip the system

Fuck KandyKorn Lullaby

See you at Basrars, I’ll be sobbing into my ice cream

[halevren]

FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 11

three hours. three hours along. this might take me a bit to get through 😭😭 I might not note every little thought because that's. A lot. But definitely a good portion of the normal random stuff

THE CONTENT WARNINGS ARE CONCERNING ME.... BODY HORROR??? GORE??? THIS ISN'T A HORROR SEASON. I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A FUN HAHA SEASON???? WHAT??????????

HELLO ONE AND ALL

Ally Brennan Beardsley Mulligan

"What if just shows up for the interview" well I guess that means riz and fig have to create a

PETE WENTZ IS WANDA'S (RECENT) EX BOYFRIEND

"Cause if I say it to Brennan, I'll just be wrong"

CANCELLED 😭

im showing my emo autistic friend this session because they know literally everything about emo bands and apparently Pete Wentz has drank piss multiple times before. Hm.

"Let him sweat"

Mommy/baby time??????

"You are my little baby"

Sklonda embarrassing Riz to Fig is so real and accurate

spys tongue

spy's tongue or spies tongue

Very Humanoid Animals 😭😭😭😭😭😭

AN ORANGUTAN

NAT ONE BECOMES 23 🔥🔥🔥🔥

19 steal orangutan tho

VOMITING

NAT 20 MURPH

BROKEN CRYSTAL??

BLOOD SPLATTER?

oh goodness

Something happened here

CONFUSED?

STABS HER HAND?

Copperkell

Riz asking his mom to see dead bodies

omg did Kalina say Ragh Barkrock because she wanted them to investigate everything that she did back then in reference to him specifically (like the killing clone Lydia / destroying the house, etc.)

Emergency meeting. Even you Fabian.

CARBONIZED BLOOD?

rage kills

CRRRRRRIT it's a 7

IDENTIFY SPELL!!!!!!!

oh no. Brennan why you asking the state of emotions

"Fuck"

TWO IN ONE ONE IN TWO

Identify spell is overwhelmed

ATTACKS ADAINE????

NAT 20 PERCEPTION CHECK

The rot of dead gods??

INTERIOR OF A BODY?

gross gross gross gross

"gorgug..... very good....."

"You have to tip me this time" "nah"

building a God??? oh my...

The daymare queen

Bobby Dawn.

Asking what would make Kristen angry is such a loaded question. So much stuff

"My president!"

gorgug just grabs the angry shard

"I did not tell you I shit." "No, the whole school knows about it"

ADAINE HAS A SCOOTER?

AELWYN ASKED THE SHELTER FOR ALL THE UNWANTED CATS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

AND SHE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I have so much love to give exclusively to cats"

Camaraderie in toxicity

SHE HAS NO FRIENDS 😭😭

omg aelwyn and fabian boned

"Fuck you. Bitch"

Malarkey

"Tell Kristen to not come back."

zac's little shrugs hehehehe

"I drive down to bastion city and do crimes."

"I shall steal everyone's bones"

THE CATS CAN SMELL THE WARD AND THEY WON'T TAKE THE MEDICINE

aelwyn my beloved I love her so much

FIG DISGUISED AS KIPPERLILLY COPPERKETTLE

Ruben is just constantly being terrorized by fig in the dreamscape

devil's nectar Gertie infodump

KRISTEN AND GERTIE KISSED

"Okay, well let's go out sometime. I'm painfully single, uh, and none of my friends wanna see me naked anymore." Kristen Applebees you are so fascinating

LOCAL FOOD TRUCKS? THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK FEST

KRISTEN MAKING OUT WITH GERTIE TO DISTRACT HER FROM FABIAN

"Kristen, you know that's my nemesis right?"

KRISTEN GOT HER KISSES IN 🎉🎉🎉

RIZ IS ON THE SCHOOL STAFF?????

LET FIG BECOME THE CLERIC TEACHER

LET WANDA CHILDA BECOME THE CLERIC TEACHER

A CV OF WANDA CHILDA

A WICKER PAPER??????

"I pooped right now."

Adaine over break research paper of curses

RUBEN IS HENRY'S NEPHEW

NAT 20 GORGUG PERCEPTION

He leaves the motherboard.... I worry that it might be stolen by someone else

"Seems suspect." "What do you mean suspect?" "Seems Suspect" their sibling dynamic is so real

THEY BROUGHT ZAYN!!!!

how did they get Zayn through TSA

TELEMAINE HAS A LITTLE THING THAT SAYS GORGUG'S NAME 😭😭😭😭😭

YAK BAK

GRAPE NIP

Hillariel is so pretty

GILEAR IS SO STRESSED

GILEAR SAID FUCK

Gilear is the only person who has made the fig curse the main priority

"I want the yogurt back on my shirt"

ALL THE MONEY GILEAR IN THIS SITUATION MAKES GOES STRAIGHT TO ADAINE

"HE GRABS ME?"

RIZBERT

"TELEMAINE STOP BULLYING ME"

(High pitch voice) "how did she bring winter?"

I heavily fw gertie x tracker

THEIR PLAN B IS SHRIMP JUMP

CRAW FATHERS

GORGUG CLEARLY PISSED OFF

oh fig.... I feel so connected to you

"Who's Wanda Childa....?" "She's my alter emo"

Sandra is so true. I often ask my friends how they percieve me so I can understand myself better.

"What if I punished this man to eternal rock"

"I don't want to see that." Sandra grabs fig's cigarette and takes a hit instead.

SPY'S TONGUE LORE

Kalina with the Spy's Tongue........

I love this lore and conspiracy theories talk

they're annoying but have great record keeping

GORGUG PUT HIS HEADPHONES ON THE SECOND THEY ENTERED THE CHURCH

NAT 20 INSIGHT

Narnia burning man

Fig and Fabian are living it UP

tracker............. i can't say I like her very much after that phone call. So I'm not the most thrilled to see her.

GORGUG PUSHING EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY TO THE HOT CHOCOLATE

WORLD STAR

Half the party is living it up having hot coco while the other half is experiencing / witnessing a very emotional moment

RUNES RELATING TO GIANT DEITIES

GIFT EXCHANGE

PIPES OF THE SEWERS

CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA

THE RATETTES

EAR WORM?

"PUT ME IN YOUR BRAIN"

A PULL UP BAR!!!! IMMOVABLE BAR

BRACERS OF DEFENSE

"Oh shit they're so practical. I have to wear bracers. What can I do? They're so tactic?"

RIDDLER RIZ?

FIRE GIANT JUICE

"Is this legal?" "It's Not."

WOODEN ORANGUTAN MASK

SO MUCH HOLE

HE SENDS A TEXT TO MAZEY THEN PUTS HIS PHONE ON AIRPLANE MODE

KRISTEN NOOOOO

THE BAR

assisted pull ups 🔥🔥🔥

Naradriel is actually so sweet

Hillsong / wolfsong close enough

NAT 20 INVESTIGATION CHECK FOR MURPH

SCORTCH MARK?

LIST OF NAMES??

WEDDING CONTRACT

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

RUVINA MAID OF HONOR

THE MASK

"PUT THE HOLES AWAY AND MAKE THEM"

WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT'S THE NAME. WHAT IS IT. WHAT IS THE NAME BRENNAN

OH GOD

ANKARNA

GLOWS RED? OH MY GOD FIENDISH ENERGY

ADAINE BROUGHT BACK ARKARNA AND LYDIA'S CHEST CRYSTAL

OH MY GOD IF LYDIA DIES I'M GONNA PUNCH MY WALL /HJ

negative one initiative........

SAVING ROLLS FOR FIG? WHY

PRIDE ARMOR

THE MOON BEGINS TO WHAT?

TEARS HER FLESH? OH GOD

BRIDE ARMOR

CASSANDRA IS PROTECTING THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SEVERAL DIVINE INTERVENTIONS ARE HAPPENING SIMULTANEOUSLY IN CONFLICT??????????

FIG INTO THE BRIEF CASE JUST LIKE GILEAR WAS

SIX LEVEL COUNTERSPELL

COUNTER SPELL CRIT!!!!!!!!!

FIG WAS ALMOST KILLED?????????????

RIZ JUMPS AFTER FIG

BARONNNN FROM THE BARONIES

ROËMAENCE PARTNÆR

FABIAN DIDN'T JUMP INTO THE BRIEF CASE. GORGUG, FIG AND RIZ HAVE SO FAR

okay thank god fabian did jump in

DIVINE INTERVENTION ROLL

DEATH WARD ON AELWYN 🔥🔥

BARON IS WARNING KRISTEN?

DID WE JUST WATCH GILEAR FIG DIE?

NAT 20 DEX THROW FOR KRISTEN

what dimension are they in. What is riz's briefcase

ENDING OFF ON A ROLL FOR INITIATIVE??

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL WHAT

[afreakingdork]

Miss Dork Miss Dork oh my GOD I've just read Chapter 57 today I think I've officially fallen in love with Reader-san AND Donnie at the same time.

Like, how do you do it?? How do you write a character like that?? How does Reader-san keep rolling nat-20s and say the most quotable thought-provoking character developing things ever?? Chapter by chapter they have proven and continue to prove themselves to be an extremely thoughtful individual with a will that shouldn't be reckoned with and OH. THEM AND DONNIE FIT SO WELL TOGETHER. NO WONDER HE'S SO WHIPPED.

I can see why Donnie is hopelessly in love with them now Reader-san is LITERALLY marriage material. I want to marry someone like them. I can't believe they weren't taken already before Donnie came and swooped them off their feet. Ghkkk.

The line “We’re us. I don’t want that any other way. No changing for one another. We’re us first and foremost" and "Do it. It was never yours anyway because you didn’t name it" in particular. Hh. Okay. I'm normal about these lines in particular. Very normal. In fact, I'd say I'm the most normal ab- WRONG IM GOING INSANE. FIRST LINE?? BANGER. SECOND LINE? ALSO A BANGER. THAT IS THE MOST PERFECT RESPONSE YOU COULD THINK OF TO SOMEONE DOUBTING THEIR IDENTITY AND THEIR RELATION TO THEIR PERSONAS. GOODNESS. BANGER AFTER BANGER LINE FR!!

God everyday I wish I could print your fanfic and kiss each page one by one with utmost tenderness reserved for your beloved. Each chapter is so good aughhhh they're so fucking cool god. Sniff. They're so. Sniffles. They're so cool and well written. They're literally perfect I love them so much. Please oh god I'm so ready to read about them having babies or growing old together I'm gonna DIE WAHHHHH HAH!!!!

OH WAIT HUH OH I MADE ANOTHER LONG RANT AND THIS TIME ITS MORE FERAL UH OH.

Sorry for raving and rambling (again) in your dms Miss Dork I am just,, Experiencing Emotions™. They're all good of course and I am experiencing them in an appropriate amount (lie). Yes.

Okay okay let me compose myself before I make this even longer so I can start my closing statements now: Its so hard to put into words without sounding redundant but I just really really like how you write the Reader!! Lifting your hand and kissing it, like, CHU. I am looking up at you like a doe eyed- well, doe, and also you really are just one hell of a writer Ma'am!! I will never get tired of saying that btw!!

Peace!!

-K.M

KM you are the most delightful mystery in my life at the moment! /aff /pos 💞💞💞

that is to say...

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

You are seriously the sweetest!!! I had such a blast writing those lines so hearing that you liked them means the world!!

ALSO NO RANT IS TOO LONG!!! WRITE AS MUCH AS YOUR HEART DESIRES AND I WILL READ EVERY BIT!!! YOU ARE A TRUE JOY!

It's so reassuring to hear reader is received well. Obviously they are meant to be a self insert, but at the same time there's no real way to represent everyone and I fret about it quite a bit. I hate alienated people and I want to make it rounded experience, but I also have this story I want to tell.

Just thank you truly, you have no idea how much you mean to me!

ALSO A HAND KISS!!! I'VE ONLY EVER BEEN HAND SMOOCHED ONCE IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND I BARELY RECOVERED!!! It was a Loki cosplayer and they stole my damn heart in one swift move when I complimented their costume! Swoon!!!

[thewollfgang]

Hey, BG3 Anon here. First game ever to have me preferring using my keyboard over my controller! I more or less have the mechanics of the game down, though gods know there was a learning curve. It was fun fidgeting with things tho. When I rolled my first 20 I jumped in my seat. It was overkill for a difficulty of (I think) 7 but exciting nonetheless. Anyway, I keep finding myself clicking on Mr Fuck-Me-Eyes just to hear him talk an obscene amount of times. They're like little sexy breaks between side quests and such, even if he is rude. You were right to compare him to S1 Lucifer. Rude, pompous, full of issues but oh so sexy. He's so damn fine I even changed my beloved interactive periodic table background to a live wallpaper of him.

Are we the same person?? This is my first like true PC game. I prefer console usually, but something about the set up here makes more sense for board and mouse.

Here's my current wallpaper set up 😅

I get Nat 20s for the dumbest things. I'll critical miss the big bad, but you bet your ass I crit succeeded on sucking a ring off a goblins toe

Astarion's relationship with the player character is so interesting and the growth he works for and achieves with your support. I just started Act 3 and I definitely go talk to Astarion just so I can ask if I can kiss him :3

~mwah

[fakeshibe]

The sheeb listens to JRWI Riptide 3-word summary twitter thread, now with 100% less twitter!!!!

Before twitter totally went to shit, i had a thread that i was adding to every time i listened to an episode of jrwi! I had to write a summary or comment on the episode with 3 words or fewer, although exaggerated spellings and punctuation for emphasis were totally allowed so it wasn't a strict rule. It was just a silly haha way for me to try and motivate myself to keep listening cause i'm v bad at picking up new habits (like listening to podcasts), so i was hoping that posting about it would build the habit and get me to pay better attention so i could remember details to comment on. Heads up, this was already a very, very long twitter thread and i'm still updating it, so it's gonna be a long post. Also spoilers for JRWI Riptide, up to ~roughly episode 60 atm. will update though! :) also i'm copypasting from where i archived the thread on discord so all the emoji's are broken, pretend they're all normal, ok? JRWI SPOILERS AHEAD!!! FINAL WARNING!!!!

(Jan 2023) (First tweet in thread: finally successfully listening to podcasts!! so every time i finish an episode of jrwi i’m gonna reply to this tweet with a 3 word or less summary we’ll see if i make it past episode 10, not hopeful since it took me 2 months to finish episode 1 :sob: )

Starting from zero funny fish man :)

Chipwrecked! mmm monke :)

The Laughing City Gillion slaps balds

The Baldening slapping more balds (April 23)

The Curse of Loffinlot started listening again!!

Off With His Head! Gillion Marxist arc?!? :0

A Mist Opportunity Chip autocanniballism arc??!!? D:

A Hero’s Burden Gillion need hug :(

A Victorious Banquet! black rose mentioned?!?!?!?! :0

The Hangover (i made it to 10 episodes!!) omg the beloveds! <3

Return to the Open Sea Inception but Jay

The Endless Game (ft. Ranboo) ranboo is real?!?!? :0

Showtime! (ft. Ranboo) Chip discovers reaganomics

The House Always Wins (ft. Ranboo) farewell friend Clorten :(

The Chip on My Shoulder Gillion was right >:(

Fish and Chips i’m gonna cry :’)

The Siren's Call Gillion: '…That's tits' :thinking:

Striking a Chord chip's not normal :face_with_raised_eyebrow: :worried:

The One the empress… :flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed:

The Sanctuary the empress… :angry::angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:

An Act of Love Nat 20 kiss?!?!?!?!

True North Chip = Weaponised incompetence

Downhill Desires YASS COMRADE TIDESTRIDER!!!!

Empress of Malice Jay absolutely slays

The Hole in Your Heart Get deez'd bitch :sunglasses: (May 23)

First Blood pretzel is terrifying :squid:

The Pirate Code Gil discovers cat :)

Making a Splash scary teleport lady

The Paramount Tournament FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Jack the Jolly Roger chip pants collection (June 23)

One Remaining Rose ELIZABETH ALIVE?!!?!? WTF??!!?

Breaking The Ice Gillion got adopted (July 23)

Thunderdome of Destiny (ft. Pokay) gillion briefly homophobic

Wrath of La Alma (ft. Pokay) that's not good D:

Sign here (ft. Pokay) jay eated paper

The Luxbris Pearl (ft. Pokay) i cry lots

Indemnification (ft. Pokay) closed eye trickshots

The people’s Champion (ft. Pokay) combat against ball

A sea of Red and Gold oh shit.

The Navy's Armada Chip saying son :') :pleading_face: :sob:

Growing Pains ||ollie now big||

The Serpent borfd it

City of Steam new favourite episode :sob::sob:

Blossoming Trust pinky promise :)

The Perfect Crime OH SHIT!! D:

Robot Rumble imposter among us

What Binds Us awww :') awh :face_holding_back_tears::face_holding_back_tears: awww (August 23)

Shattered Kingdom Scotland confirmed non-canon :pensive:

The Duke of Everything (ft. Jschlatt) pretzels everywhere

The Block (omg!!! 50!!!! woo!!!!) plausibly deniable clown

Blistering Trials NO! GIVE HIM!!!! :(

Death March FUCKING WHAT?!?! WHAT!!??!

Not Ferin Well FUCKED UP!!! CRYING!!!!! :sob::sob::sob: :(

A Dead Man’s Tale (ft. JoCat) NEW SCOTTISH GUY!!!! :scotland::scotland::scotland::scotland:

Till Death Do We Part (ft. JoCat) many nat 20s

Mystery and Misery oh shit, chip…

The Hull of the World WAAHHHH EDYN :')

The Tides Between Us EMOTIONAL WHIPLASH WTF

A Price to be Paid Jay escaped employment (September 23)

Price is Right woah, solo episode?

Super Savvy Sleuthing Slugs chaos, of course

Chaos and Consequences ending was fucked

Farewells earl :( :( :( miss him :( :( :( :)

The City of Night new guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (October 23) Riptide Origins: Humble Beginnings actual siblings real

Dressed to the Nines jay gets bitches

[kingsofhellfire]

Aural Kink and DND voice

wynnyfryd:

drunk eddie pulling out his gravelly dm voice

kesbird:

AHHHHHHH

Gorgeousgreymatter:

he was serious about the gravitas

wynnyfryd:

he’s just improvising a sexy one-shot campaign in steve’s ear

lettersinthesand:

NOT THE GRAVELLY DM VOICE

lettersinthesand:

BROOOO HE WOULD

Buff Muggin:

AURAL KINK AURAL KINK AURAL KINK

Let’s fucking GO

lettersinthesand:

DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS

kesbird:

AURAL KINK MY BELOVED

Buff Muggin:

several people are typing

wynnyfryd:

EDDIE MAKING STEVE PICK AN OPTION BEFORE CONTINUING LIKE A SMUTTY LITTLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Hey Steve if you roll a d20 right now I'll let you take all my clothes off because drunk Eddie definitely plays with his dumb little dice

kesbird:

Aural kinks and sensitive ears just

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Our braincells touched :EddieSIMP:

lettersinthesand:

Steve lounging in the background during a hellfire sesh and just straight up having to fight off a boner because he suddenly realizes with vivid clarity that Eddie's dirty talk voice is also his DM voice

lettersinthesand:

OH YEAH HE DO

lettersinthesand:

YES

kesbird:

GOD

wynnyfryd:

aaaaaand it’s floor time

meg :

Steve when it clicks ^^

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Drunk Eddie abusing the dm voice oh my god

kesbird:

He has to excuse himself and Eddie who KNOWS what he’s doing is like let’s take a break 😌

Buff Muggin:

11 or above on a d20 is a success and a piece of clothing is removed. 10 or lower and something gets put back on

wynnyfryd:

Image

kesbird:

Oh I am SO CLOSE to finishing my strip studying fic

rainbownerds:

nat 20 means Steve gets to choose what gets removed

lettersinthesand:

They both come back with their hair a little messier and the kids collectively decide to pretend they didnt notice

wynnyfryd:

your WHAT???? :loveteeth:

meg:

Later that night when they get to Steve’s house, Steve’s just like, “can you… can you talk like that again… please?”

lettersinthesand:

OH THE ONE WITH THE FLASHCARDS RIGHT

Buff Muggin:

Nat one means the dice are put away and sexy time is over just full stop 😔

meg:

Also, Eddie can growl. Like, literally growl. Eddie breaks that out in bed and Steve almost dies.

Buff Muggin: Dm voice is only one letter off from dom voice I’m JUST saying

kesbird:

yeah! The one where Nancy proposes that Steve try the stripping thing game with Eddie that he tried with her, while Eddie studies for his GED because steve has run out of options on trying to get this oblivious dude to realize he’s been hitting on him for like 2 months

wynnyfryd:

mmmmph, busts out some metal vocal techniques

Gorgeousgreymatter:

...Eddie's dm voice is suspiciously the exact same voice he has after he deep throats Steve and now Steve cannot unknow this he can never drive Dustin to dnd again

rainbownerds:

steve rolls a nat 1 and eddie just stares at it before going "..... forgot to mention you roll with advantage because of uh.... being hot"

Buff Muggin:

YEAH

lettersinthesand:

HNGVDJVD [error]

kesbird:

Image

lettersinthesand:

Image

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Steve's voice kink knows no bounds

And Eddie is unrelenting

lettersinthesand:

I read that in his voice oh my god

lettersinthesand:

As he SHOULD BE

meg :

Once he learns how much his voice does for Steve, he just rolls with it

Buff Muggin:

Steve rolls 2 nat ones and Eddie is just like “…that’s 1 in 400 odds, what the fuck? Uh… you have… an ability that lets you reroll ones. Go again.”

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

LMAOOO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Steve would be furious lol

lettersinthesand:

Jfjfhdhdgd

wynnyfryd:

aaaand we’re back to that pinned audio in this chat

kesbird:

Has one night where he gets Steve in a blindfold and doesn’t stop talking for the whole night

WHAT PINNED AUDIO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

changed my mind I don't wanna kiss you that bad anymore

Eddie: noooo waaaaait

rainbownerds:

then he rolls a three and eddie grumpily has to put his shirt back on. they're back exactly where they started. "this was hotter in my mind, honestly"

[fandomroulette]

OK I have many feelings re: Wallop at the Swallop and I'm gonna list some of them 'cause I can. This season is so heckin' fun. Fuck, I love the kind of shocked thrill that goes around the table whenever things are actually going well for the crew of the Wurst. The fact that we were half an hour in before anyone said the ball is rolling up, it's like they didn't even need to hype themselves because they were just kicking so much butt.

I love that initiative divided things into a kind of general Good Guy turn and Bad Guy turn because it really gave space for the battle to feel careful and not rushed as gunner channel gets down to business while also having this building tension and genuine danger when it was the bad guys turn to do the walloping.

I loved Barry just yeeting himself into the rafters to get out of the way after absorbing all that damage.

I loved Sid and Margaret behind the bar. Sid getting the Kublucaine back and just wrecking house with her grenades as Margaret was crouched down (administrating the battle from her phone as usual) and just sneaking a bump when the drugs showed up next to her.

Margaret not at all being a traditional fighter and still delivering clutch battle rolls is my favourite. That 3 to get to 21!!

I love how absolutely feral Skip gets. All his weird noises and the classic Zac Oyama physical comedy. And that nat 20 intimidation? oh my goodness.

I also love the running bit of Brennan kissing players dice after killer rolls. He plays it up for the camera so much every time and I will never tire of it.

The casino is a terrible idea and I'm here for it. Gunnie my beloved. The bit with him talking about his roll of managing the experience of customers and "leading by example" at the gambling tables? My stomach hurt from laughing.

Should we be worried about debt collectors coming for the ship specifically now that Gunnie is a part owner? I know half the galaxy seems to want to murder them all anyway but I was like hmmm.

Still got very emotional. They've also chosen each other so intensely.

Also can we talk about how sly Riva was this episode? Fully no longer the guileless sweetie we met at the start of this season. Still a sweetie, just again having so fully chosen and invested in these shady but lovely weirdos that are the Wurst.

Ok ok last thing. My absolute favourite part of this episode was Brennan's Crunch Moon Jones voice. I could barely handle it. The way he kept saying friend like ~frahnnd. I was so surprised too because it was the first time in ages I had heard him do a voice that didn't sound like a variation on a familiar character or accent. No one else in the whole d20 canon sounds like Crunch Moon Jones. What a delightful doofus.

[markmentomoreef]

EPISODE 6 LIVEBLOG

-I DONT KNOW IF THIS WAS USED BEFORE BUT THIS GRUNGEY MUSIC IS SO GOOD

-aurora nebbins my beloved

-ZORTCH I LOVE YOU AHHHHH

-“dog theft” WAS SAID SO CASUALLY IM-

-WAY LESS SHRAPNEL SKSNSNDNX

-OH

-WHAT IS HAPPENING

-MARGRET AND SID

-A PROMOTION OH

-LMAOOOO

-I’m so stupid wtf

-YAY FOR SIDNEY

-Sidney my beloved

-I love this droid with all my heart

-my girl Sidney

-“this is all that Riva wants, feedback” can’t relate ahaha

-AUYYYYYENDJD

-first roll being nat 20 is amazing

-Barry and Sidney my beloved A G H

-this pet is perfect for Emily’s chaos oh my god

-I will never understand how Lou is able to just m a t h

-THEM SAYING RIVA WORKED HARD I ADORE THIS CREW WITH ALL MY HEART

-NSSNSNNDDNDMJD

-“my lungs are just a fan”

-this….this is….im

-I just….I just saw the warning….oh NO

-fuck im scared IM SO ATTACHED TO EVERYONE I DONT WANT SOMEONE TO DIE

-“you spent a long time in the cold” is such a cool line omg

-IM LAUGHING SO HARD

-YESSS

-IM CRYING ABOUT THE BRENNAN CALLOUT AJSJSJS

-ok so Tumblr just deleted my stuff for Skip’s lore stuff but basically I found some moments really sweet and I was desperately saying ITS 25 MINUTES IN WHY AM I SAD NOW

-anyways

-ZORTCH MY BELOVED I ACTUALLY LOVE THEM

-I’m in love with Zortch

-THEM TALKING ABOUT THIS WHILE THEYRE JUST COOKING THIS IS SO FUNNY

-what is this glee background music I love it

-zortch babe it’s okay

-I wanna hug Zortch so bad

-it’s okay

-the wurst crew’s got you

-“that was really fun”

-h o g g c o b b

-“imagine, if you will, me” IMSBDJSJJSJD

-this is so funny and so depressing

-Brennan’s screeches are horrifying

-Zortch is my everything and if anything remotely negative happens to them, I will resort to murder

-HOW CAN LOU JUST…DO THIS (math)

-THIS ART IS SO PRETTY

-w o r f f l e h o r s e

-Also, didn’t get to comment on this before, but the corporate shrill Disney commentary is gonna be so 👌

-Riva being excited to buy something for the first time is so adorable

-Yelena Belova vibes™️

-5 t i m e s

-Gunnie my beloved I’m

-MARGRET

IS

DADDY

-ONE OF THEIR LIMBS OR ORGANS

-deception checks are so so scary

-Ally Beardsley and their great rolls

-LMAO THE WORD CASINO WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, ESPECIALLY FOR THEM

-………GNOSIS IS POWERFUL

-THE FLOATING ESPRESSO

-OK GOOD. I WAS RIGHT. GNOSIS AND SQ WERE FUCKING

-YOU GOT THIS ROLL GUNNIE

-aaaaaand it’s a 1

-BARRY IS SO AWKWARD LMAO

-……👀

SQ AND GNOSIS

-The sound effects on this are so satisfying oh my G O D

-Gnosis sound effects are SO NICE

-SQ are you ok

-Lou’s rolls this season are SO VARIETAL IM IN TEARS

-I’m sorry

-gnosis is fucking CLIPPY?!

-Ok gnosis is so fucking cool oh my g o d

-holy fucking shit

-Barry Nine LOOKN SICK

-oh no what you got for Norman

-OPERATION DATE?! WHAT

-why are you dicing brennan

-W A R

-oh fuck

-SQ KSKSJSJSDJ🤣

-oh no

-this is so complex and I love it

-oh a standard cycle is 6 months

-huh

-Zortch 🥰🥰💜

-RIVA MY SWEET I ADORE YOU SM

-OH IS THIS WHAT THE WARNING IS FOR

-OH MY GOD I WAS GONNA HAVE A FUCKING HEART ATTACK

-nat 20?

-KISS THE MF DIE BRENNAN AHA

-LMAO LOU

-it’s such a round kiss

-OH MY FUCKING GOD WOAH

-14 seems like it’s important and i don’t know why

-OH NO

-E A R T H

-this is so fucking trippy

-w h a

-I want LORE NAT 20 on a shirt

-bAuStIn nEw tExAs

-HELL YEA

TRAILER FOR NEXT ONE

Ooo

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Il trovatore (Brussels, 2012): Reactions, Part I

since apparently the rest of operablr is both as intrigued and as confused about DnD Trovatore as i am @akechijubeimitsuhide​ @monotonous-minutia @vera-dauriac​

okay? (also that is certainly A Room)

suit

nice outfit but for the love of god can we get MUSIC please

Azucena is very clearly Up To Something

oooooooooooooooooooooooh

Azucena is just being so EXTRA as she should and I am LIVING for it

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now you all see what i mean

AT LAST MUSIC

and so the game begins

(but also like. now this just makes everyone look even stupider because they have all the info right there on their sheets)

di Luna: “bitch I’m right here”

disappointed that this wasn’t the Furlanetto I was expecting but still good

also: lore

di Luna is not doing well someone check on him please

Leonora has had enough of this

di Luna’s reactions are just the best

“y’all where are these voices coming from”

“SOMEONE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE”

so this gal is Azucena AND Ines? okay

MARINA POPLAVSKAYA MY BELOVED

okay but I love this jacket

fun times with the gals also yet again, Marina Poplavskaya does not get enough credit

Area Mezzo Amalgamation has zero patience for soprano

also who thought it would be a good idea to give Marina that wig. like she has gorgeous long blonde hair, what’s so wrong with that?

“BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I’M A SOPRANO AND HE’S A TENOR WE HAVE TO BE IN LOVE”

the leading ladies are fightinggggggggggggggg

“please no”

“i am the puppetmaster”

I mean...ig her not being able to see either of them at all makes some sense

OOH YEAH

Ferrando trying to talk some sense into di Luna...ofc it’s not gonna work

kiss attempt: foiled

a) where is the chorus and b) Azucena is elegance incarnate and I am living for it

her singing is as elegant as her persona, I’m delighted to say

he’s the DM

but you two are not alone

“ffs you’re too dumb even with the story papers right here”

always love these violins playing the “Stride la vampa” melody here. such a cool sound

idiot alert

mommie dearest

Azucena and Manrico rolled a Nat 20 on healing

“how are you this dumb”

what works works ig

more instructions!

Azucena lol also Leonora is RIGHT THERE

no one ever listens to the mezzo

OH THANK FUCK THE WIG IS OFF

someone’s losing their shit

they getting spicy???

Azucena: i literally could not fucking care less

Ferrando is just here for the ride

a) great baritone, b) crowded couch, c) di Luna has been getting more unhinged and removed more items of clothing

sir are you okay

look at this man i do not think he is okay

stunning

the boys are fightinggggggggggggg

you two were making out like five minutes ago why are you surprised

just so many bops in this opera

Azucena: ah yes all is going To Plan

sir you need help

will finish this tomorrow

[stark-lupin]

Sexy Bitch

This is my first fic ever so yeah idk. Tell me what you think about it!

Stark!reader x Natasha Romanoff smutey

Age Of Ultron party a little out of hand 

She´s nothing like a girl you´ve ever seen before

You´re at the party Tony, your dad, is throwing, the team finally got back the cepter that used to belong to Loki. You´re not that much of a party person, but there´s a bit of a Stark in you, nevertheless. Wearing your black leather jacket, a tank top of your favorite band and black ripped jeans with a pair of Converses you, you currently were looking for a certain redhead, of course you´d be looking for her out of all people, she is your girlfriend after all. You guys got together just a bit before your dad outed himself as Iron Man, hence Fury sent you and Clint out to kill Natasha but you the two of you didn´t exactly follow that order. Anyways, you pushed yourself through the mass of unknown people, you were sure your dad didn´t know half of them either, nevertheless they were here, blocking the path to where you knew your beautiful girlfriend would be, the bar. After about 5 minutes, and some attempts of being flirted with, you found yourself standing in front of the bar. The most gorgeous green eyes checking you out from behind the bar. Natasha made you your favorite drink, or well, quite a few of them actually.  Not too much to be too drunk though. Being the responsible person, you are. Still tipsy, both you and Natasha, started flirting with each other recklessly. Not a single person could have made you blush like Natasha did. Just the simple words “I like that outfit, but I´d like it better on the floor” made you go completely cherry in your face. But you´re wearing your last name because of a reason so you fire back with a “Oh yeah? I bet you don´t have the guts to put them on there”. And this was everything your assassin girlfriend needed to hear. With you having moved behind the bar to her, while your first drink, she wrapped her arms around your waist, unconsciously your hand found their way up to play with Nat´s hair. The both of you leaning in waiting for your lips to collide. But like all good moments, this one had to be ruined by a drunk person ordering a drink. Meanwhile your lover girl made the drink, just so you two can continue where you left, the young man, started to shamelessly flirt with your Nat. That´s when your mind went completely blank. She tried her best to shrug it off, but the guy, as stubborn as he is, didn´t let go of it. Your hands started to tremble when his hands made their way to cup her face, the face only your hands are allowed to cup, and his eyes wandered to the cut out of her dress. Without having any second thought, your hands, rather your fists, made their way to his face. Telling him things along the line, “Don´t you take the hint she´s not interested?” you were beating him up. Problem was, this guy actually hit back. Leaving you two to have an actual fight because of it. He even got you for a few times, making sure you´ll have a black eye and probably a few cuts on your face and bruises on your limbs.  Only stopping when Steve came to hold the guy, Rhodey, your beloved uncle between the two of you and father dearest held you back, before you were able to leave any permanent damage on the jerk´s body. He was thrown out after you and Nat explained what actually happened. After about 20 minutes the party was back, a wild atmosphere, you and Nat didn´t know though, because you recently were in the bathroom of your shared bedroom.

She was pressed up against the closed door, her legs wrapped around your waist, you started to attack her neck, making sure t leave a big amount of hickeys, the first few ones already starting to show. Sometimes someone would knock, the two automatically respond with the direction of the next bathroom. Quickly going back to what you were doing, Nat. Sucking on the skin of her neck, her sweet spot, you made her get, if possible, even more wet between her thighs. Slowly you start to back away from the door, now carrying the beauty you call your girlfriend, to the bed, your outfit taken off as fast as possible and just before you crashed in the bed, you were able to take off that pretty, black dress off her and let it drop on the floor, next to yours, not without a humble “You really are nothing like the girls (and guys) I´ve ever seen before” and her smiling and slightly blushing at it, while you smirk a bit.    God thank your father for being able to get so many people to attend this party and to play some loud music, else, the loud moans would´ve audible for the whole tower and everyone in it.

You were making your precious, little lover a complete mess, kissing down her body, until you reached her cunt. You licked it, your tongue being as skilled as it is, only making the moans louder, turning you further on. You then started to lick her pussy while actually getting two of your fingers in her, for a start that´d be enough. Thrusting in and out while curling your fingers in her made her grab your hair and push you further into her, managing to pull your hair too. Your mouth soon left your fingers making it way back up to her face, but not without stopping at her breasts, gently massaging them with one and your mouth taking care of the other with sucking at it and biting it softly, making her desperate for you even more. When your tongue found it´s way back to her mouth you started to explore her´s once again, like you did oh so many times before. Everyone always thought Natasha would be the dominant one in bed, or a relationship even, probably she was, until you came along and showed her how good it was the other way around as well. You two were still making out hard and well practically having sex, but soon you heard quite a few footsteps outside of your room, signalling you that the official and rather public party was over soon. You had to make her come hard, and faster than usually. The look she gave you was the assurance you needed. You slowly but surely added a third finger into her. Starting rather steady you started to pace up. Going faster and faster. Making the girl beneath you wrap her legs around your middle once more, while letting out a whimper. With that position you were easily going to make her cum. If she didn’t make it harder than usual, keeping herself together, or at least trying to. You start to mutter encouraging words to her “Come on doll cum for me.”, “Don´t male me go down there again, we both know you´d be dead as fuck if I did, not able to return to the party going”. Nevertheless, your face soon left hers once again, just down her body, kissing her neck, her collar bone, her breasts, her belly, very shortly after that your head was, once again, between her thighs, kissing and sucking softly. Your free hand not once leaving her boobs.

So here you were, tongue once again in Natasha Romanoff, as she called out to you “Ah fuck, Y/N I think I´m about to-“  but she was cut off. You just made the deepest and hardest thrust ever. That was everything it took for her to cum all over your tongue and fingers, as you slowly let her ride out her high. After she was completely done she looked you playfully in the eyes and suck of her own juice, first of your fingers and hand, then she kissed you sucking every tiny bit of her out of you.

You pressed a quick and loving kiss on her lips and got up, threw her dress at her just to bend down once again to put your own clothes back on, not without earning a smack on your ass from Nat. After the two of you were dressed again you took her hand in yours and you two went back to then rest of the Avengers. Each of them wolf whistling as they saw the state of your hair and whistling even louder when they saw Natasha´s neck, full of love bites and hickeys. The two of you blushed but now without smirking. Thankfully Thor was quick to change the topic back to his hammer Mjolnir.

You were proud, you once again outdid yourself, either way now everyone knew that she was your and you were hers. You couldn´t wait for the next party. You managed to whisper to her “I love you, you sexy bitch”. Before earning a slight slap on the shoulder and a kiss to your cheek.

[xmarveled]

As Long As It Takes

Pairing: Thor x Reader

Summary: The Reader and Thor are more in love than ever, but the demons from her past stops her from making that final jump.

Warnings: Mentions of child sexual assault, a teeny bit of smut, and a whole lot of angsty fluff, or is it fluffy angst?

A/N: Sexual assault isn’t a joke. So many people, young and old, male and female are harassed and assaulted every single day. The fictional reader in this story is a strong woman who has survived and isn’t trying to run from her past, but just to let go. Also, the reader in this story is ashamed of her past, but you should never, ever be ashamed of something like this. Take however long you need, and if the person you’re with can’t understand that, he/she doesn’t deserve to be with you. p.s. I tend to alternate between first and third person without warning, so sorry for the confusion in advance! ^^

It’s been a year since you met him. A year since you ran down a hallway in Stark Tower and dumped your coffee over the most handsome man you’ve ever met. A year since he asked you out on a date as repayment for his coffee-stained clothes. Ever since that day, you two have been inseparable, always holding hands, cuddling, or sneaking in longing glances at each other when you were too far apart to touch. You guys have long been the subject of teasing among the team, and the subject of Tony’s frustrations as he tried to pull you two apart from making out on the couch, insisting on his “no PDA WHATSOEVER” rule.

The others have assumed that you two have long since “done it”, based on how affectionate you two are around each other. However, the furthest you’ve ever gone is making out on the bed, and even that was almost too much for you.

Thor felt your hesitation, and never pushed you for more. To him, the only things that mattered were your safety and happiness. His personal needs came far, far after. Still, the more gentle and considerate he was, the guiltier you felt, as you thought that he deserved someone who could give him pleasure.

It was at yet another one of Tony’s legendary parties. Nat had forced you into one of her old, too-small dresses, if it could even be called a dress. It was a skimpy piece of fabric that barely covered your thighs, and there was no back to the dress. You protested all the way as she dragged you down to the ballroom, but she would have none of it.

The minute you stepped into the ballroom, all eyes turned to you. Besides Nat, you thought you looked like a rag doll. However, it appears that none of the males in the room think so. Bucky and Sam were unabashedly staring at you, and even Steve couldn’t seem to tear his eyes away. Thor, who was chatting with Tony, turned around to see what he was staring at, and caught sight of you. The way your red lipstick almost shimmered on your lips, the way the low neckline dipped towards your breasts and the way the exposed backside showcased your curves… Thor felt himself harden as he took you in.

Feeling uncomfortable at all the staring, you turned to Wanda. Being able to literally feel your nervousness, she lead you towards the bar, where Nat soon joined you.

Half a hour and god know how many shots later, you had relaxed and was already slightly tipsy from the alcohol in your system. You tipped your head, laughing at something Nat said about Bruce in bed when out of the corner of your eye, you see Thor heading towards you. He greeted Nat and Wanda before shyly turning towards you. “Would you like to dance, m’lady?”

Before you had the chance to respond, (which obviously, was going to be a big, fat yes) both girls all but pushed you into Thor’s arms. Stumbling a little, Thor put a hand on your back to steady you.

Cheeks flaming up, you hastily grabbed his hand and led him to the dance floor. A slow song was playing, and Thor wrapped his hands around your waist. The feeling of his warm hands on your bare back turned your blood into electricity in your veins, and judging by the look in his eyes, he felt the same way.

After 3 songs, he couldn’t stand it any longer. He led you to his room, which was just one floor below yours. The moment you stepped inside, he had you against the wall. The intoxicating scent of the newest cologne he had tried made your hair spin as he held you. He trailed kisses on your cheekbones, down your jawline, and finally, on your lips, lipstick already smeared. The taste of you on his lips made him groan as he carried you over to the bed.

He set you down gently and latched himself onto your exposed neck, making a stifled moan come out of you. The smell of the sweet perfume Nat lent you only made his lust for you stronger, as his eyes became the shade of a stormy sky.

He made to move the strap of your dress aside, and all of a sudden, you were 10 years old again, pinned under a heavy body as something hard pressed against your stomach. The cologne that previously made you dizzy with lust now became suffocating and you struggled to scream, to breath, to do anything as terror overcame you.

Noticing your change in reaction, Thor lifted himself from you and looked down on you in concern. The look of pure terror in your eyes and the chocked sobs coming out of your throat made guilt rise in waves in his chest. He shouldn’t have succumbed to his desires he knew how hesitant you were when it came to physical contact.

He gently touched your face, and hurt flashed across his face when you flinched away. “Y/n! Y/n! What’s wrong darling?” You vaguely heard him, but you were too deep in your nightmare to reply.

Thor held you in his arms as you trembled, comforting you, telling you that he’d never hurt you as he wiped the tears from your cheeks. He was close to tears himself, thinking that he shouldn’t have pushed you so far.

You came back into the real world after 10 minutes, still shaking as you tried to pull yourself up. Thor immediately leaned you against his chest, telling you that he’s here for you. You slowly turned around and looked at him, and the guilt and confusion in his eyes made your heart crack in your chest.

“Is it something I did?” He asked. You shook your head. “Then… what is it?”

You bit your lip, debating mentally as whether to tell him.

“It’s alright. You don’t have to tell me.” He said, misinterpreting the look in your eyes.

“No… you deserve to know.” You said. And he did. It wasn’t fair to him that you’re such a bad girlfriend. It wasn’t fair that he had to jack off while pretending to shower every night. It wasn’t fair that he gave you everything, and you gave him almost nothing in return.

“My mum and my dad’s relationship was never smooth. My dad was always yelling at her and every night, I’d hear muffled screams coming out of their room. I was too much of a coward to do anything and maybe if I wasn’t… she might still be alive today. When I was 9, my mum got sick. Really sick. I don’t know why, but I thought it might have been because of something my dad did. She passed away a little less than a year later, on the day of my 10th birthday, and that night…” I hesitated, if I continued, there would be no going back. Taking a deep breath, I continued. “That night was the first night he came to my room. After that, he came almost every night, and on the days when I had my period, he’d beat me so bad that I couldn’t tell the blood of my period from the blood of my cuts. I think… I think that it was karma for all those years I let him hurt mum without batting an eye. Maybe, maybe I deserved it… Anyways, ift continued to when I was 15, until one day I came back from school and found him dead on the kitchen table. All that drinking had finally gotten to him. After that… I’ve never dated, never had a boyfriend, never even kissed anyone until…” I looked up at my boyfriend’s face. “Well, until you.”

I didn’t realize I was shaking until I looked down at my hand that Thor was still holding. I didn’t dare look up at Thor, scared that I’ll see judgement, contempt, or maybe even disgust in his eyes. We sat there for what feels like an enternity, my hand still clenched in his because I was afraid to let go.

Suddenly, i felt something drip down unto my hand. Was I crying? I reached up with my free hand to touch my cheek, not feeling any sign of the telltale tears. At the same time, another tear dropped onto my hand, and that’s when I finally looked up at Thor.

Tears clouded his beautiful eyes, running down his cheeks to drip onto our hands. It was the first time I had ever seen him cry. He tugged me into his chest and wrapped his arms around me as his tears dripped onto my head, wetting my hair.

“Fuck. I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry y/nie… If I had known…” He pulled me up to look at him. “I would never, ever, push you to do something you aren’t ready for. I love you, I’ve loved you since the day that I’ve met you and I’d kill myself before I’d ever hurt you.”

I sucked in my breath and looked down at my hands. “I don’t know when I’ll be ready… And it’s not fair to you…”

Forcing my head up, with blazing eyes he said “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait 20 years or 200 years or however long it takes. I’ll wait for enternity for you if that’s what it takes. I don’t care how long I’ll have to wait as long as…” Looking deep into my eyes, almost piercing into my soul, he said “as long as you’re happy.”

Tears of my own were now rolling down my cheeks. What have I ever done to deserve this man?

Thor pulled me down unto his chest as he wrapped me up in his arms. Here, in the arms of my beloved, for the first time in years, I finally felt safe and that with time, I could let go of my past.

Thor brushed a stray strand of hair away from my forehead, and whispered “I will always wait for you, for as long as it takes.”

Ohmygosh, that was my first ever story! Thank you guys so much for reading!! ^^

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[l-o-g-l-a-d-y]

The Short List

Summary: 

“Kid, you know that I have a very short list of people who I would move heaven and Earth for.” With his flesh hand, he began to tick off names. “Pepper. Morgan. Rhodey. Happy...and you. You made the cut, Pete. And honestly? I don’t know what else I have to do to prove to you that you made the list." Iron Man is retired but Tony Stark will never stop playing superhero for his kids. Or Peter Parker has a high school diploma and not a lick of common sense. Set three years post- Endgame. Featuring retired Tony and walking disaster Peter Parker.  

Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18970351

Tony did not know what he did in a past life to deserve the sort of hell Peter Parker was putting him through.

It had been a normal Friday night when, for the first time in a long time, he was awoken by his AI with an urgent message.

“Boss, I am receiving an incoming message from Karen. Peter Parker is experiencing a medical emergency.”

Well, that woke him up. Beside him, Pepper stirred awake, brow furrowed in concern.

He threw the blankets off himself and scrambled to get out of bed “FRI, what happened?”

“He appears to be suffering from a severe cranial injury. Karen’s scans are reading a 7mm epidural hematoma. The bleed has stopped but the pressure against his frontal lobe and optical nerve is increasing.”

Tony felt the blood drain from his face, slapping the long unused nanite arc reactor on his chest.

“Where?”

“The midtown safe house.”

Tony whirled back around to share a confused look with Pepper. The safe house had been a byproduct of his post Battle of New York paranoia, a place to regroup nearby should the tower be overrun again. He had never dismantled it, but he had forgotten it among newer, safer, alternatives. He knew for certain he had never told the Spider-Kid about it.

“The midtown safe house?” he pressed a kiss to Pepper’s head.

“Correct, Boss.”

“F.R.I.D.A.Y., get me a flight plan. Don’t wait up for me, Honey!” He called over his shoulder while rushing out the door.

Tony had hung up the suit following the final Snap, all but forced into early retirement by the loss of his arm and the desire to settle down with his family. In doing so he never bothered to re-establish himself in New York City. Instead, Peter and Harley came out to the lake house on a semi-regular basis. Peter had recently graduated high school and was still adjusting to college life at NYU, so he saw his arach-kid a lot less than he would like. It was all a part of growing up, he knew, so despite the distance, Tony had eliminated some of the training wheels protocols to give the boy some space to grow. Something he was deeply regretting right then.

“How far out am I now?”

“10 minutes 42 seconds.”

“Call Peter.”

Tense seconds past before F.R.I.D.A.Y could respond “No response.”

“Fine, have Karen do another scan and get me there in five minutes.”

***

It was 12 hours later and a clusterfuck later that he found himself helping his beloved idiot walk out of the ER where they had met Dr. Cho. When Tony had first arrived on the scene, Peter had been in no shape to make the trip to the compound medbay. Tony had directed F.R.I.D.A.Y. to get him to the nearest hospital and do whatever it took to have Dr. Cho meet them there as soon as possible. It had been touch and go for the first hour. The hospital was ill-prepared to treat an enhanced patient that metabolized medications as fast as they could be administered. They didn’t exactly have protocols for letting an unfamiliar doctor commandeer the operating room or for letting a patient walk out the door eight hours after having their skull cracked open.  It had taken a lot of bluffing and abuse of his privilege as that guy who saved the universe to get it done. He was getting a headache thinking of all the paperwork he would have to fudge to keep the kid’s secret identity intact.

He glanced over his shoulder to make sure Peter was still behind him and rolled his eyes at the sad picture he made. Peter was trudging up the hallway to the safehouse, now sporting a six-inch-long bald spot behind his left ear and approximately 20 staples.

Shouldering the door open Tony allowed himself to take in the safe house in greater detail than he had that morning. All in all, it looked like any large, empty, upper-class apartment, except for the Spidey suit on the floor of the bathroom, a backpack with a duct-taped strap, and Peter’s laptop perched at the kitchen bar.

Tony gestured to one of the barstools by the counter and let Peter sit while he proceeded to the hall closet. It was stocked with mostly expired medical supplies and a few emergency odds and ends. He popped an instant icepack, wrapped it in a washcloth and handed both to Peter to place over his swollen cheek with a wince.

“Do you want to tell me what you were doing here?” Tony started. His tone was sharper than he had intended. He saw Peter tense but he left the floor open for him to speak.

“I told you, I had heard about some messed up drug being distributed to clubs across the city. When I looked into it I realized they weren’t just peddling drugs, but weapons,-“ Peter looked away guilty “and people.” That should have been the first clue that he was in over his head.

“So, I’m just supposed to be thrilled you decided to take down a drug cartel and human trafficking ring all by your lonesome?” Tony interjected.

Peter bit his lip the way he always did before spilling his guts. “Uh, well no, technically not. Uhm…It turns out that Deadpool had been tracking the leader of this group too, so we teamed up to-“

Tony held up his hand.

“I’m sorry did you say Deadpool?” he said in mock disbelief “Am I going deaf in my old age? I know I couldn’t possibly have heard you say Deadpool, because I know you have been explicitly warned about that guy by S.H.I.E.L.D., by every hero operating in New York, and me.”

Peter frowned the way he always did before giving a heartfelt and utterly stupid argument.

“Look, I know he has a bad past but he’s really trying to turn over a new leaf! And I’ve been helping! He hasn’t killed anyone in months and Ms. Nat did it so- ”

“Hey, tt tt tt! Let me stop you right there. Natasha’s mental health and loyalty were carefully vetted over a period of years by a massive intelligence agency. You have been kadoodling about with a contract killer on the basis of a pinky promise to do better. There’s a difference.”

Peter gritted his teeth at the word kadoodle but figured he ought to pick his battles if he was going to get through the story.

“We teamed up. Apparently, someone from Sister Margret’s, which it turns out is NOT a school but a really gross bar that Deadpool hangs out at, had leaked that Deadpool and Spider-Man were onto them. It was basically an ambush, except we didn’t know it was an ambush, and Karen couldn’t tell that it was an ambush, but my spidey senses warned me at the last second. But by then, Deadpool had just charged right in! Before I could stop him! I couldn’t just leave him in there!”

Tony’s snort of derision made his opinion on that matter perfectly clear.

“So, I had to get him out.  They had way too many guns, and this ridiculously big dude in there. He was some kind of ‘enhanced’ situation though, ‘cause when he hit me it was like being punched by a rhino or something. He got a lucky shot to the back of my head when I was trying to yank Deadpool out of the line of fire. I think I greyed out because the next thing I know, Deadpool had me over one shoulder and he was shooting over the other. He managed to get us out onto a neighboring roof but I couldn’t swing us anywhere” He gave a weak attempt at a self-deprecating grin “it was kind of embarrassing.”

“Embarrassing?” Tony scoffed. Peter watched the knuckles of Tony’s right hand whiten and heard the minute whir of his mechanical hand tighten and quickly forged ahead.

“Anyway! I knew something was wrong but I hadn’t wanted him to know where I lived or make him try to get me to  the compound, so I had him help me get here and I figured I should probably have a friend around to keep an eye on the situation so-“ Ohhh that was the wrong thing to say. A fire seemed to flare in Tony’s eyes.

“EXCUSE ME? I think you mean a MERCENARY! A very dangerous mercenary who you should not even know!”

“Mr. Stark, I know Wade is sorta-“

“Oh, Wade is it? You had your good buddy, Wade, drop you off at a safe house I haven’t even used in a half dozen years to do what exactly? Sleep off a brain hemorrhage!?”

Peter had not seen this level of ire out of Tony since the Ferry Incident of 2017. It seemed a little unfair since he had called Tony once he realized he was out of his depth.

“Mr. Stark, I swear, I didn’t know how bad it was! And I called you, didn’t I?” Well, Karen called. And not so much once he saw that he was out of his depth so much as he when he started losing time and puking.

“I’m technically 23! I thought it was time to try- “ Tony cut him off.

“No! Functionally, you are 18, you’ve said yourself you don’t remember the Snap so none of that counts! 18 means you get to go to big boy prison and vote.  It does not mean you know jack crap about head injuries!”

Pick your battles, Peter… “Besides, Wade stayed until Karen said you were coming. He wanted to make sure I didn’t die, but I had told him not to stick around for you to get here.”

“You should have called me! First! Thing! Or Dr. Cho! Hell, call Dr. Strange!”

“I’ve been hit in the head loads of times! I thought it was not so bad!”

Tony threw his hands up and turned around in exasperation then rounded on Peter again.

“Not so bad? I’d ask if you were brain damaged, but oh wait “Tony held his finger to his chin in a pantomime of thought “ that’s right YOU ARE!”

“Mr. Stark! C’mon-“

“You didn’t know your ass from your elbow when I got here.” Tony seethed. “You couldn’t form a sentence. Didn’t know who I was! Where we were! By the time we got to the hospital, you were completely non-responsive. It took sawing off part of your skull and scooping the blood out like jello for your healing to get enough of a head start to matter.”

Peter gulped but Tony wasn’t done. “What about May? What about me? Don’t we matter, kid?”

“You’re retired! I thought I could handle it! By the time I knew it was this bad it was too late. I’m sorry!”

“Retired!? Are you kidding? UGH!” Tony wanted to punch a wall but instead, he walked a few paces away and rubbed at this face exhaustedly. When he turned around, he took stock of what he saw. Peter looked a mess with a swollen face, pilfered MIT sweatpants, a worn out 2011 Stark Expo shirt, hospital socks, and a line of staples down his scalp like a Frankenstein monster.

Who let this idiot out into the world unsupervised? Uh-he did, apparently.

“Kid.” Peter looked up from the tile grout he’d been inspecting. “You know that I have a very short list of people who I would move heaven and Earth for.” His voice had dropped to something more like his normal timbre.

With his flesh hand, he began to tick off names.

“Pepper. Morgan. Rhodey. Happy.”

He emphasized each name with another finger leaving his thumb tucked against his palm. His eyes met Peter’s desperate to get him to understand “and you.” His voice dropped to a whisper, wagging the thumb of his now open palm.

He rubbed his hand over his face again in an attempt to force a semblance of calm.

“You made the cut, Pete. And honestly? I don’t know what else I have to do to prove to you that you made the list. You’re right, I am retired. Iron Man is the Earth’s absolute last line of defense, but no matter how old I am or how old you are I am always going to be the first line of defense for Peter Parker. Capisce?”

Peter felt his eyes start to burn. He didn’t know what to say. He was sorry?  He had felt like he was handling it responsibly at the time?

He didn’t trust his voice but swallowed against the ache in his throat to say “Maybe some of the people they were hurting are on someone’s short list too.”

Despite his best efforts, Tony saw right through the rapid blinking and Peter saw his shoulders drop as the last of the fight poured out of him.

Tony was way past the point in his life where he could hold this kid at arm’s length. He crossed the room in three steps to wrap his arms around Peter’s shoulders. Immediately he felt the kid shift to lean his weight against him, trusting him to hold him up while he clutched the back of his mentor’s jacket. He briskly kissed the top of Peter’s head and rested his chin atop the matted curls. Under all the bravado, the kid had scared himself too.

Silence passed between them except for the occasional sniff as Peter tried very hard to not cry. Tony held in a sigh. Pete still didn’t get it, he had nothing to prove to Tony.

“You know I invented time travel. Not to save the universe, mind you, but for your scrawny ass.” He paused “I couldn’t live in a world without you in it. I tried. For five years, I tried, and I couldn’t do it. Not when there was still a chance.”

“That’s a low blow, Mr. Stark” Peter’s voice sounded scratchy and wet but amused.

Tony huffed a laugh. “And I’m never gonna let you forget it.” He smiled and let Peter pull back a bit. He brushed sweaty hair from the kid’s face and winced at the swollen edges of Peter’s normally handsome face. He felt his smile turn sad.

“There are lots of ways for me to lose you faster than you can heal, Underoos.”

“I know ...I’m sorry.”

Tony blew out a frustrated breath. He knew what it was like now. From both sides. Peter was a hero. He was never going to stop trying to save lives. There was never going to be a day where Peter Parker could just sit idly by while the world went to shit.  He also now understood how a woman May’s age could have so many grey hairs and why Pepper blamed Tony for her Xanax prescription.

“You know, every day you remind me that I owe Pepper about a billion apologies.” He shook his head. “The things I put her through.” Peter smiled up at him bashfully.

“Speaking of Pepper,” Tony continued handing Peter the hoodie he’d left on the counter. “I gotta go back upstate. I have a lakeside dinner date with two lovely ladies.”

Peter stood as well “Tell them I say hi, will you?” Tony watched the kid pull a denim jacket on over the hoodie. He was pretty sure it belonged to Harley but Peter probably nicked it the last time he’d been to the lake house. The kid started triple layering as soon as the air turned the slightest bit brisk.

“I can do you one better. What are you doing tomorrow?”

“Gee, I don’t know if I can go up there tonight. I have work tomorrow and-“

“Looking like Frankenstein? I don’t think so. How are you going to explain to triple-J how that mess is gone by Wednesday?”

“Frankenstein’s monster.” Peter corrected shoving his laptop into the ratty backpack. “Besides, I don’t want to upset Morgan showing up looking like this.”

Tony shrugged. “She’s a tough cookie. She’ll probably want to play doctor. I should warn you her medical case is fully stocked with holographic Iron Man band-aids.”

Peter laughed “I should be so lucky as to receive such quality medical care.” He shook his head “Sure why not? But I gotta be back to pick May up from the airport Tuesday night.”

“Deal.” He glanced down at Peter’s socks “Ya still need shoes, bud.”

Peter trotted off to the bathroom to grab his shoes and spidey suit. Everything back to normal. As normal as they got anyway.

Tony called after him “Doesn’t Hot May know I owe her a thousand favors for encouraging her nephew to pursue a career in vigilante justice? She literally has access to a private jet.”

Peter shrugged as he did a once over of the apartment to make sure he wasn’t leaving anything behind.

“I don’t think that’s her style.”

“She could have Happy be her chauffeur,” Tony replied in a sing-song.

“Ughh! Mr. Stark, don’t encourage them! It’s bad enough they like to do date night at our apartment. Where does Happy even live?”

Tony held the door for Peter, laughing, and basked in the light-hearted glare Peter threw over his shoulder.

Once inside the elevator Peter gently brushed his shoulder against his mentor’s. “Thanks for bailing me out, Tony.”

The elder wrapped his arm around his kid’s shoulder. “Any time, Underoos.”

[svartalfhild]

Cruel Irony with a Side of I Can’t Believe That Just Happening, Or: Me Blubbering in a Corner Over Critical Role Episode 83.

Holy fucking shit, this episode.  Pretty much everything was going horribly, horribly wrong with little bursts of amazing.  Vex successfully restraining Raishan.  Percy fully awakening the cloak with a very David Bowie style visualization.  Pike’s armor saving her fucking existence.  KEYLETH’S FEEBLEMIND OMFG.

THAT WAS JUST THE BIGGEST IRONY EVER AND WITHOUT IT, THEY SURELY WOULD HAVE TPK’D.  IT WAS SO PERFECT, SO CLUTCH.  AND THEN KERREK OF ALL PEOPLE GOT THE KILL ON RAISHAN IN THE MOST SOBERING, SAD WAY POSSIBLE.  I’M JUST GONNA BE CRYING FOREVER ABOUT KERR STANDING PROTECTIVELY OVER PERCY AND BEING LIKE “YOU STOP THAT” BUT IN A SUPER HEARTBREAKING TURN OF PHRASE.

Speaking of Percy, his death had me fucking panicking so hard, I felt like I was going to leave my body and go to another plane of existence.  I was crying and repeatedly muttering “the world can’t possibly be this cruel; please save Percy”.  I don’t know what would have happened to me if that Revivify spell had failed.  I had already had a really terrible day and if it had been capped off by the full on death of my favourite character...I don’t know, but it would have been extremely bad.  When he got brought back, my relief was beyond extreme.  It was especially nice that he awoke to Vex kissing him all over the face and him being like “this is very nice”.  The A+ OTP moment I needed to emotionally rebound from the one where Vex screams at the sight of Percy’s body and cries out for Pike to help him.

Scanlan’s death, though.  I’m so numb and psyched into believing that things will be okay and they’ll rez him that I’m no longer feeling anything.  I can’t, because if I do, it will be beyond bad.  I can’t bear the thought of never seeing his plot threads come to fruition, of never hearing his clever songs or being brought to laughing tears by his antics again.  I don’t want to think about what it would do to VM if he perma-died. 

The way Grog reacted was just so fucking heartbreaking.  Pike is like Grog’s dearly beloved sister, but Scanlan is his bestest buddy in the whole wide world.  Their friendship is extremely important to both of them and Grog screaming “FIX HIM” was like having a rusty, mangled cleaver dragged through my chest.

Please, let them successfully bring back Scanlan Shorthalt.

Vex talking to Kaylie about forgiveness, though.  Like wow, what a Character Development Moment™.  I can’t believe this show is improvised.  It has better character progression, symbolism, and irony than most scripted shows.  Holy shit.

I’m now 100% certain that Kerrek is gay af.  Just throwing that out there. 

I also really want to know his entire life story, because he has clearly seen some shit.  I want to know his god and his oath and why he was so ready to die in battle.  SUCH A GOOD CHARACTER OMG.  And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he’s totally VM’s dad.  It comes out especially when Keyleth is upset or in danger and, this episode, we got to see a little bit of it with Percy.  The “no more” moment felt a lot like a “don’t touch my son” moment and then with when they were in Whitestone and Kerrek sought Percy out because he was worried about the state of his health after being brought back from the dead.  MY FUCKING FEELS, GUYS.

PERCY’S “SOMETHING HAS TO BREAK THROUGH AND ANCHOR YOU” COMMENT MAY HAVE BEEN REFERENCING VEX’S NAT 20 KISS.  I CRY.

KEYLETH GETTING A FUCKING NATURAL 20 ON THAT PERCEPTION CHECK TO SPOT ALLURA AND KIMA.  SHE FUCKING SAVED THEIR LIVES LIKE THAT WAS THE MOST CLUTCH ROLL OF THE DICE OUTSIDE OF FEEBLEMINDING RAISHAN.  TALK ABOUT MVP.  FUCKING SUCK IT, “DEAD LESBIANS” TROPE.

MARISHA FALLING OUT HER SEAT, THOUGH.  I ALMOST SAID “ARE YOU OKAY?” TO THE SCREEN.  I’M PRETTY SURE WE WERE ALL MARISHA IN THAT MOMENT.

At least the Chroma Conclave is finally completely gone.  No Raishan to threaten Whitestone or potentially do other awful shit.  No primordial dragons to fuck things up later. They are gone.  They are done.  Once VM saves Scanlan, they can tend to all the stuff that got put on the backburner, like dealing with Hotis and Orthax permanently and visiting the Water Ashari.  Percy can make amends to Cassandra.  Vex can complete her mission of forgiveness by talking to Syldor one more time.  (EDIT: Cenokir’s wife’s ashes can be laid to rest.) PIKE’S UNEXPLORED BACKSTORY.  I’m holding onto my hopes for all these things, because it’s 2017 and goddamnit I refuse to give in to despair.

[stark-lupin]

Photographs (Natasha Romanoff x Reader)

Nat x Reader

Idk what this is but it is very sad smh.

Y/F/N = Your Father´s Name. italic is the flashback

 They were gone, your parents. The three of you always were close, they supported you, no matter what. You wanted them back, just so you could spend more time with them again. Your job as Avenger took so much time of your days, and when you had a day off you wanted nothing but sleep.

You feel a hand slip in your, intertwining your fingers. You look up to see the most beautiful green eyes look back at you, your fiancé looked lovingly yet slightly concerned at you. She loved your parents as well. And they loved Natasha like she was their daughter.

You know she´s trying to be strong for you, she knows how much it pains her, so she can´t even imagine the amount of pain you feel.

You get lost in her eyes as you get flashbacks from the day you introduced Nat to your family years ago.

 Your very nervous girlfriend of 6 months comes in the room in a red, lovely, short (not too short), summer dress with flowers on it.  

“Hey, do I look good enough for your parents” she asked, rather anxiously. You pecked her lips softly, while cupping her cheeks, you look her in the eyes and tell her that she looks perfectly fine, no matter what she would wear, your family would love her, you knew it.

After a bit more of you convincing her, you were ready to go. You wore a black top, with a red and black flannel shirt, black ripped jeans and your converse, you weren´t the kind of person to wear shorts. You grabbed your leather jacket and Nat´s hand, gave it a peck and went outside to your car.

The ride to the family barbecue was nice, as usual, the two of you conversed a bit, music always running in the background.

You arrived at your parent´s house just an hour later, arriving exactly at the time you mom told you to. Your other relatives were yet to come, which gave your parents and Nat the opportunity to get to know each other a bit.

You took her hand once again in yours and lead her into the backyard, where your parents were still preparing everything a bit. As soon as you walked in Sammy started to bark. Your beloved Husky, well it really is your parent´s. You patted his head a bit and he turned to Natasha, tail still wagging happily. Natasha bent down and patted him as well.

“Well aren´t you a good, pretty boy huh?” she cooed at him, which caused his tail to wag even more. You smiled and mock offendedly said “And here I was thinking you are MY girlfriend.”. She smiled as well and turned to you, you kissed her forehead and were about to go to greet your parents, as you heard your mother´s voice.

“Y/F/N they´re here! Come outside.” Your dad being the man he is simply asked who, but walked out with your mother, nevertheless.

You met them in the middle, while you expected your mother to greet you instantly with her motherly hug, she turned and greeted Natasha, catching her off guard, but after a moment of realization she hugged back. You and your dad shared a look and hugged as well, you loved his hugs, they always made you feel safe.

Breaking apart your dad told your mother to cool down and let Natasha arrive properly, saying she was probably scaring the poor girl off. Your mother then stopped caressing Natasha´s cheeks and turned to give you a hug, while scolding your father and defending herself that she was just complimenting their daughter´s lover. With a roll of his eyes he chuckled and gave Natasha a gentle hug as well, she returned it immediately, getting that your family is one for those.  

The four of you finished preparing everything and slowly the other parts of your rather big family started to turn up. After a while your cousins arrived with their kids, who were more than happy to see you.

Everyone was being very welcoming to Nat. You both appreciated that, even though you didn´t doubt that one second. Natasha even seemed to enjoy this family gathering, that surprised you a little, not too much.

Everyone chatted happily and time moved fast. Everyone was now gathered on the several sofas, chairs and the floor, around the fireplace, you sat on a sofa with Natasha in your lap and a beer in your hand, taking a swig every now and then. Listening to a story one of the kids told you.

The air started to freshen. The kids now all inside either playing or sleeping. While the adults kept on chatting happily. You noticed Natasha shiver slightly and took off your leather jacket and put it around her shoulders.

Time was still moving on so fast and soon it grew a little quieter, even Natasha got really quiet, cuddled up into you. Deep in a conversation with your father about settling down and starting a family. You would love that, but the world needed you and Natasha so that would have to wait.

“Dad I really think she is the one. Each minute that passes I love her more. I would get her the moon if that is what she wanted. She makes me feel so light and down to earth. She is my safe zone dad, I love her.”. He smiled at you and nodded at Nat. She fell asleep, just like Sammy, who was curled up at your feet.

When you looked at the Russian beauty, she was fast asleep, looking as peaceful as ever. Your dad handed you a blanket and you lied it on top of the two of you. You kissed her forehead and whispered an “I love you” in her hair. And then went back to talking to your family. What you didn´t notice, was that your mom took a picture of you two.

Eventually you grew tired as well and your parents insisted that the two of you should spend the night here. The sofa in the living room was free, big and comfy enough for one night and apparently, they still had few t-shirts and sweatpants and your old favorite hoodie, so you didn´t have to sleep in a jean and a flannel.

After a bit of them convincing you, you agreed and said your good nights, picked Natasha up and carried her inside, she had to sleep very well, because usually she would wake up at that. You laid her on the sofa, got something to wipe off her makeup and did so. Then you changed her into a pair of sweats and one of your t-shirts and tucked her in. After you got changed you joined her. You slung your arms around her, kissed her neck and fell asleep.

 You were broken out of your trance like state, when you felt someone cupping your cheek and wiping away tears, you didn´t realize you shed.

You tried to smile at the person that you loved so much but only managed a pained very little smile. The assassin took your hand in hers yet again and continued to draw patterns on the back of your hand.

After burying them and your very emotional speech, your whole family went to a restaurant to eat. Everyone chatted and several times someone came up to you and hugged you, intentionally making you feel better, but really it just made you miss them more.

You frown after you realized that, meanwhile you were talking to someone who came to you to tell you they´re sorry and whatnot, Nat left your side. Looking around the room you spot the redhead talking to the kid you talked to at the party.

The little boy seemed to tell her a story and Natasha smiled at him the best she could. Nodding every now and then and looking genuinely interested.

You decided to join them, so you went over to where they are stood. You slipped your hand in Nat´s and greeted them. Suspiciously your cousin´s little son ran off after telling Nat to stick to the plan. And not after telling you that you should retie your tie. You tried to but failed miserably.

Natasha saw that you started to grow frustrated and did it for you. When she was done, she kissed your lips, lingering there for a moment, then she pulled away. But you could still feel them. She studied your eyes and then started to make her way over to the exit.

God, she knew exactly that you couldn´t stand to be here for another minute. She led you to your car and got in the driver’s seat. You were beyond exhausted, so you fell asleep rather quickly, thinking you would drive home, which would take some time.

To say it confused you when Natasha woke you up just 20 minutes later was an underestimation. When you looked outside you realized where you were. In front of your childhood home. She got out first, coming to your door to get you out, you were once again in a trance like state. But you managed to pull out of it as you felt the cold January wind hit you in the face.

You walked in; the door already unlocked because Nat went ahead. Sammy, who was a lot older now as well came to greet you. He could tell you were sad. So, he licked your hand, which was just hanging by your side as you stood under the doorframe.

It still smelled like them; everything basically was the way they left it, that means that Nat, who was coming here to feed Sammy and walk him and take care of him every day, did a good job. You would have to thank her for that later.

Meanwhile Nat was here taking care of the Husky, you stayed at the Avengers compound, most of the time on the sofa staring off space. Wanda checked on you, so did Tony and Steve but you just waved them off. Wanda knew what you felt, and it made her sad. But the three of them promised you fiancé to take care of you. Made sure you ate and slept and showered and didn´t let yourself down. They did a relatively good job.

But now you both were here. Alone in a house that feels like home but also strange. You went to find her.

On the sofa was where you found her. She had something in her hands. She looked at you, telling you to take a seat, you did.

A photo album was in her hands. You didn´t know that one though. The two of you opened the book, your mother´s neat handwriting saying, “Happy Marriage”, beneath it both of their handwritings with their signatures.

You teared up, a few tears dropping on the book.

The two of you cuddled up and kept on going through it, picture after picture, most of them were secretly taken of you and Natasha. Some of them with your parents in it. Under many pictures was a little text saying something about the day or the picture.

The very last picture was taken years ago, the two of you on the sofa, cuddled up, sleeping. It was the same night your mother took the other picture outside by the fireplace, that one was next to it.

“Y/N you told me that you think she is the one, your mother and I think the same. We know that Natasha will always love you and protect you. You two belong together. With lots of love, dad” …”Ouch your mom slapped my arm because I didn´t write that we both love the two of you, BUT THAT`S OBVIOUS”. You could almost hear him chuckle after that. You would have laughed at that, if you didn´t feel sobs racking through your body and Natasha´s.

You felt home in her arms, even more in this house. You both cried for a while until you calmed down and started talking about moving into this house and having barbecues here. And doing anything to honour them.

Natasha fell asleep, cuddled up to you, your arms slanged around her, you kissed her neck, told her you love her and fell asleep.