#neeeveeerr

[seecarrun]

This was, no exaggeration, the longest Indigo League meeting that ever happened in the history of the universe, and Misty was in hell.

League season was upon them, which meant for the week preceding the day the new trainers all got their starters, each region’s league staff would get together and discuss changes for the new season, new rules, new members, etc. etc. etc.

Traditionally, referees or gym leaders or elites would give some manner of presentation or training, usually on safety or carbon emissions or something else so mind numbingly boring, Misty couldn’t help but tune it out and disassociate, and this year was no different.

All she wanted was to be at the gym getting things ready. But noooo, Lance had asked Koga to train them on blood borne pathogens, so she was stuck here listening to him drone on and on about first aid and proper blood cleanup methods instead.

Such a good use of her time.

Thankfully, her RotomPhone vibrated on the table in front of her, and she picked it up, eager for the distraction.

‘Wish u were here!!’ Ash wrote into the group chat of all his League staff former traveling companions from around the world, accompanied by a picture of him surrounded by all the members of the Alola League, who appeared to be having a fun cookout on the beach, all of them with plates full of big, fluffy pancakes and sipping on fancy glasses full of fruity drinks with little umbrellas.

That was how they were having their pre-league inservice?!?

‘🖕’ she sent back. Ash immediately laughed at the message in reply.

‘Our champion would never. 😔’ Cilan wrote, which was almost immediately followed by a picture from Iris of her giving him a noogie across the table while Cilan laughed.

‘I TRIED!’ she wrote back. ‘I was told we had to ““take things seriously”” 🙄! Not all of us can party it up in Alola like a little kid!!’

Clement loved the picture but offered not much else, probably too busy in his own meeting to chime in. Misty remembered from over the weekend that he was the one in Kalos that had to present today. He had been stressed about getting his slideshow on energy efficiency done and they had all passed on their condolences. They’d all been there.

“For real tho, i wish u guys were here.” Ash texted, and Misty absolutely agreed; she wished she was there too, and not just for the pancakes and sunshine.

Absentmindedly, she clicked on the picture Ash had sent, zooming in on his cute, grinning face. The Alola Sun always did look great on that boy.

Man, if she were in Alola, she would be spending time with Ash and all his old classmates, resting, relaxing, and having fun. Maybe they could go mantine surfing again! And then she and Ash could walk along the beach together at sunset again, and watch fireworks together in the moonlight again…

Only maybe this time, their hands would brush oh so gently while they walked, and she would look him in his deep brown eyes, and they would lean in closer together and—

“—isty?”

Misty’s head shot up at the sound of her name, only to be met with the entire room of Kanto and Johto League employees staring right back. She flushed, clearing her throat. “I’m sorry, what was that?” she asked.

“I believe,” came Lance’s commanding, yet amused voice from—oh no—right behind her, “Koga wanted your expert opinion on CPR, in case of water-related accidents. That is, if you aren’t too…” he looked down at her phone and smirked, “busy?”

Blushing wildly now, she clicked off the phone, screen still full of Ash’s dumb, adorable face, and flipped it upside down for good measure. “O-of course,” she stuttered, jumping up and making her way to the front of the room to join a not-so-amused Koga.

As she shuffled to the front of the room, she caught Lance slipping his own phone out of his pocket and tapping away, the smallest hint of a grin on his face.

Ugh, Lance was such a gossip…

She was certain there was no way this was going to end well for her.

Meanwhile…

In Alola, Ash felt a little vibration in his pocket. He took out his RotomPhone and unlocked the screen, a message from Lance in the Champion group chat greeting him…

[describing-my-gender-and-failing]

So in terms of the world Boe lives in, I haven't really been adding to it lately but I have made this!

It's a structure floating in space left from an extinct civilization, (totally not stealing ideas from marvel) it's not as colonized as the neighboring planets but it's currently being used as a mining outpost for materials, and it also holds the current building for the some what new galactic council

[popstart]

Gwethney is so fun and games but that shit would NEEEVEEERR work out in reality not because its toxic or whatever but because

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

Wearing ratty pink camo shorts to bed that I stole as pyjamas from my mom a couple years back that I believe she bought in the late 2000s or early 2010s

Only because it reminds me of the ratty old green earth day SpongeBob pyjama camo shorts I stole from her along with the matching earth day SpongeBob shirt that got too ratty when I was younger.

What I'm saying is...stop buying shitty Y2K aesthetic clothes off shien and rob a fucking millennial of their clothes that they probably have from that era that they neeeveeerr threw away. . .

[manga4ever5349]

Obey me!

Leviathan x Felicia (family life)

When their son is as Hyper as their mother:

Felicia: Who do you think Aamon are more alike in personality? me or you?

Leviathan: what do you mean? Obviously me.

Felicia: Yeah he look like a copy of you but I-

Aamon: Somebody gave me fire! *runs past them holding an sparkler*

Leviathan & Felicia: ...

Leviathan: You, he got your personality. *sighs*

Felicia: One of four, not bad *smiles*

Leviathan: You are not getting anymore children. 4 are enough.

Aamon: Weee! *runs past them again*

Leviathan: AAMON STOP! If run with the sparkler you can hurt yourself! *Strict parent voice*

Aamon: NEEEVEEERR!! *He laughs hysterically stick out tongue at him*

Leviathan: ....?! Come back here! *he starts cheased Aamon*

Felicia: *laughs* I love this fucking family.

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With inspiration from this on TikTok :

First run was Aamon then Felicia.

[companionofthemoon]

Neeeveeerr theeeereee

[katiemcgrath]

brolinskeep replied to your post: OMG… I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO BE ODI! What happened...

WHY WASNT IT FRED THO!!

honestly, I think at this point there must be an issue with the actor 'cause it's surprising to me that they neeeveeerr mentioned him again.

[equalstrashflavoredtrash]

Ahhhhh a NSFW headcanon like Alfie’s with tommy? Those eyes are sinful :))))

combining theses instead of doing two separate ones

NSFW under the cut!

For Tommy sex is abt power, not pleasure.

he really like when people can overhear

he doesn’t want an audience watching, but he does want everyone to know he’s the reason you’re screaming.

bending you over his desk in the middle of the day and doing as he pleases 

when he was younger (before the war) he was more willingly submissive, letting his partner take control occasionally

now if you try and climb on top with out permission he will not hesitate to discipline you. As long as you follow orders and do what he says, he’ll reward you.

he loves spanking

always with his hand tho, never a belt or paddle. he likes to feel the sting in his palm when he strikes your ass, loving how quickly the pink hand-print blooms on your skin.

Tommy is not a giver in bed, he can be very selfish.

he tends to be quick and fast, just working for his own end. 

he neeeveeerr goes down on a girl. not worth his time. 

he does like getting head, but usually he prefers to get straight to the point

he’s pretty much nonverbal. he may grunt once or twice, but other than that he’s quite.

He likes to make you shout tho

His favorite position is doggy.

seeing you bent down on all fours, with your ass out and waiting for him, the sight alone makes his blood run. 

He does not linger once the deed is done.

Either rolls over and falls asleep or climbs out of bed to pull on his trousers and get back to work

Though he does not cuddle, he will, on occasion, let you curl yourself around him.

let you rest your head on his shoulder while absently tracing his tattoos with your fingers

he knows that he tends to take his frustrations out on your and he loves that you take everything he gives

[panta-and-liars]

Kokichi:....weeeellll, a totally evil supreme leader like me would neeeveeerr reveal his secret plot~!

[ask-the-musical-gays]

*Grapples onto Connor* NEEEVEEERR -Sam

C- Oh god! *falls*JK- Tiiimmmbbbeeerrr!!! The tree has fallen...but seriously, you okay, Murphy?

[rosamundpike]

hey, i don't want to annoy you but i'm just curious how you feel ,as a jaime fan, about the worst things he has done especially that he did push bran out of the window. he is a likeable character to me, a least since season two or three or so, except for the rape scene with cersei that didn't felt like in character but really, he attempted to murder a child.

i don’t excuse that behavior and it was wrong wrong wrong oh so wrong of him to do that. not trying to justify his action when he pushed bran but, as for that moment, he’d have done pretty much anything for cersei and so he did (in the show it’s not clear anymore that he won’t do whatever it is for her but in the books that moment becomes very clear when he declines her letter asking to save her and then goes LOOKING FOR SANSA which makes me slightly mad that they’re making him still stand by cersei on the show, after SHE BURNED PPL ALIVE, which was a mad king move and that’s supposed to terrify him) (the r*pe i won’t even comment on bc jaime would NEEEVEEERR and it makes me mad af to this day)

[loversstay]

I neeeveeerr saaww you comingggg