#neil josten quotes

[walkingcorpse03]

i took the “which neil josten quote are you” quiz-

quiz link

[feelingthedisaster]

Kevin *to Neil's face*: a fucking toddler can play better than you, have you never touched a rackect? your perfomance is an offense to exy

Kevin *when Neil isnt hearing*: he is one of the best strickers to ever play exy, he will make court and win the olympics before 25, he'll be remember in history as one of the best exy players

[cupidspsycho]

i cant believe that wymack tells the foxes to ignore his unpolished speech and then pulls out the hardest fucking line in modern literature

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

Andrew: So I started seeing someone

Bee: As in hallucinations or dating?

Andrew: I wish I knew

[kiwiaok]

screaming crying and throwing up. nora I fear I won’t survive this

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Neil: I’m kind of crushing on someone, I think? but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Matt: Just rip the bandage off!

Neil: It’s Andrew.

Matt: Put the bandage back on.

[crazy-fangirl2524]

My biggest flex will always be how I knew Neil was the more feral and dangerous one than Andrew this whole time even before tsc and seeing the entire fandom freaked out makes me want to kiss and hug Nora and just thank her for finally finally showing everyone and I’m not just crazy

[chaoticas-hell]

When Melissa tried to flirt with Neil:

[juicegremlin]

[After meeting Neil in Millport]

Andrew: Something's not right about that guy.

Kevin: Why, just because he looks eerily similar to the son of a guy I watched cut a man's legs off when I was a kid? Grow up.

Andrew: Because I'm physically attracted to him.

Kevin: And that's... bad?

Andrew: I'm only attracted to creeps. You, the freak from my forensics class who only wears tiny beanies and always smells like watermelon Ziip Sticks, and when I was a teenager I had a major crush on Matthew Lillard in Scream.

[sunsickjune]

remember when “looks like you’ve managed to completely embarrass yourself in both languages” and when “aaron said it was the worst day of his life” and when “aaron was faster […] he brought neil’s racquet up and around in an underhanded swing so hard and fast that air whistled through the right strings” and “he held onto andrew like he thought andrew would disappear if he let go” and when “‘get out of here,’ he said, and when luther didn’t move fast enough, he screamed, ‘get out of here!’” and when “i don’t care if andrew never speaks to me again. if i could bring him back from the dead and kill him again, i would” and when he said “i’m walking away and pretending i don’t know you” and remember when “you wouldn’t even look at me. you wouldn’t say a word to me unless i said something first. i’m not psychic, how was i supposed to know?” and “he shoved his racquet at nicky and dropped his helmet and gloves on the way to the cheerleaders” and when

[rise-deepseamonster]

[In court]

Neil, whispering to his lawyer, Renee:

Renee: This has nothing to do with the case.

Neil: Just ask please.

Renee, sighs and looks at Andrew who's the judge: Do you think he's cute? Be honest.

Andrew:

Andrew: I hereby sentence you to death.

[doorhanginoffthehinges]

Interviewer: if you could kiss anyone in the world who would it be?

Neil : my beautiful husband andrew minyard

Interviewer: that doesn’t count. You do that anyway.

Neil, not hesitating: Your Mom

[drewneil]

plotting his next move against ravens

[broken-heart-raven-queen]

Neil: Hey, can you come and pick me up??

Andrew: Okay.

Kevin praying for his life and questioning every desition he ever made while they go way over the speed limit on an interestatal highway after doinga very illegal U turn for no apparent reason.

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Me :(

Nora: Andrew and Neil grow old together with their silly little cats and a healthy little relationship. Andrew and Aaron take turn hosting Christmas at the others house. The foxes heal. Not perfectly but they do.

Me :)

[high-queen-of-the-court]

a peace offering to the people in my screen