#andrew and aaron

[bob-ross-is-a-mermaid]

Just thinking about how Aaron said “minyards don’t get any higher than rock bottom” and then became a neurosurgeon and his brother became an Olympic athlete

[fairylwt]

something about andrew loving aaron so much that he killed for him. something about andrew doing everything in his power to protect aaron. something about andrew needing aaron’s approval about his relationship with neil. something about aaron trying throughout their sessions with bee. something about aaron not wanting to lose andrew. something about the twinyards.

[hyngx]

4th of November

[kairospy]

Do you ever think how Neil was trained to react to danger quickly? How it was ingrained into him since birth, to act on instinct, to act immediately, and still Aaron beat him to it?

How when it came to Andrew, Aaron didn’t even need that split second Neil took to assess the situation before he went for the kill? There was no hesitation, not when it came to him.

Aaron, who usually watches conflict from the sidelines. He’s not familiar with those instincts, his body doesn’t have that same muscle memory associated with violence.

And yet:

“Neil sees too much blood and too much skin. He knows what he is seeing, but can’t believe it yet. That doesnt stop him from leaping at Drake.

Aaron is faster.

Aaron barrels past Neil and brings Neil's racquet up and around in an underhanded swing so hard and fast air whistled through the tight strings.”

Faster than Neil.

[theshortjew2]

since nora made the twinyards mf five feet zero inches tall, here are some things that would be true for them:

- if they were to shop at a store like american eagle, they’d get their jeans in the “short” or “extra short” variety

- if they want to make eye contact with someone they’re standing in front of, they have to tilt their heads up nearly 100% of the time

- cars’ sun visors block the sun from their foreheads, not their eyes

- similarly, headrests mostly just exist for the tops of their heads

- they can’t see over the aisles in certain stores (e.g. CVS). most stores become a maze after entry

- they have to go on their tippy-toes in most kitchens to reach essential items (e.g plates and bowls) if the cabinets aren’t at ground level (lol), and they def can’t reach the back of the refrigerator/freezer’s top shelf without considerable effort

- similarly, they def have their own strategies for getting groceries off the top shelves without asking for help. it probably involves pushing stuff around, knocking things down, and then fleeing the scene (tho andrew probs does so leisurely)

- it is surprisingly easy to guesstimate how tall/wide something is by guessing how many minyards long it is. 5 is a very useful number

- the tops of their heads are at the perfect elbow-rest height for many people… do with that info what you will

- they have to use a step stool or let their legs dangle in the air to unload a top-load washing machine

- they can stand up at their seat in an airplane without ducking

- they’re at least ~1.5ft shorter than the average door

and my favorite:

- sometimes their feet don’t touch the floor when they sit on toilets. sometimes just their toes reach the ground. their feet definitely don’t touch the floor when they sit on buses/trains

(i just think it’s really funny to picture an angry andrew sitting on the toilet with his feet dangling an inch off the ground)

[sunsickjune]

remember when “looks like you’ve managed to completely embarrass yourself in both languages” and when “aaron said it was the worst day of his life” and when “aaron was faster […] he brought neil’s racquet up and around in an underhanded swing so hard and fast that air whistled through the right strings” and “he held onto andrew like he thought andrew would disappear if he let go” and when “‘get out of here,’ he said, and when luther didn’t move fast enough, he screamed, ‘get out of here!’” and when “i don’t care if andrew never speaks to me again. if i could bring him back from the dead and kill him again, i would” and when he said “i’m walking away and pretending i don’t know you” and remember when “you wouldn’t even look at me. you wouldn’t say a word to me unless i said something first. i’m not psychic, how was i supposed to know?” and “he shoved his racquet at nicky and dropped his helmet and gloves on the way to the cheerleaders” and when

[deprivedofbraincellsandsleep]

Twinyards + being told by a mother figure that they are proud of them

[thief-of-eggs]

Aaron and Andrew definitely utilize April Fools day to switch places and cause havoc.

The only catch is- they never tell anyone about it. It’s not even an April Fools joke, it’s just an excuse to be chaotic.

[not-youranswer]

Happy birthday Twinyards!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hope you have A day ♥♥♥

[dysfunctionalcreature]

Andrew Minyard is a guard dog to me <3 but Andrew Minyard is also very much a guardian angel

[fun3kymon3y]

Like make the twinyards sit down with the Black brothers. See who gets sent home in a casket first.

(It’ll be Sirius.)

[graveyardviolence]

something something tragic sibling relationships

[fairylwt]

by the way nora said that when aaron and andrew went their separate ways from south carolina aaron hugged andrew and andrew was the last one to let go. if you even care

[beemoon17]

Yes, We Hug Now by Sydney Rose is very Jean and Kevin coded. I love this song for them. But can we also consider Aaron and Andrew?

[rewitto]

How about the AU on AFTG, in which Aaron is physically (!) never existed, since Andrew absorbed his twin in the womb, so Andrew has a split personality (I really don't care if it doesn't happen)... I think such a plot could blow up someone's brain, but I'll never write it (just because I have no idea how to develop this thought), not that I tried at all...

[koshimay]

Just finished reading The Ravens king.

Yall did NOT WARN NE ENOUGH!!

I FEEL BETRAYED