#nemo the demon king

[hydrachea]

Yes

YES

The shota is in

[artechoceneexplorer]

Remember that wheel I posted like half a month ago? I finally finished it!!

Now here's some close-ups with the characters that are featured in it :>

Red section!! Featuring Garnet from Steven Universe, Red from The Sea Beast, Hornet from Hollow knight, the Scarlet Caviearer from Bivaltopia and a pointy creature by Equiëtum ❤️🍄❤️

Orange section!! Featuring Calcifer from Howl's Moving Castle, Enoch from Over the Garden Wall, The Core from Amphibia, Rahang Besar from Project Temere and the Pomegranate King by Miguel11to.

Yellow section!! Featuring Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls, Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, the Plasm Wraith from Pikmin 3, the protagonist of Abzū, the Pangaloon from The New Dinosaurs and Amphinatans mirabilis from Polinices 💛🌟💛

Green section!! Featuring Kermit the Frog, Diamondhead from Ben 10, Link from Skyward Sword, Tighnari from Genshin Impact, the Emerald Bombardier from the Dragonslayer Codex and a Samara Fairy by samuelele_draws 💚🍀💚

Cyan section!! Featuring Rika from Pokémon, a Na'vi from Avatar, the Flish from The Future is Wild, the Giant Severateel from Sinedey and Furcagnathodon from the Kiatra project 🩵🐬🩵

Blue section!! Featuring Stitch, Modecai from Regular Show, Shiver from Splatoon 3, Dory from Finding Nemo, the Inkilatura from Tales of Kaimere and an aquatic sapient from Scylios 💙🌀💙

Purple section!! Featuring Amity Blight from The Owl House, Chameleos from Monster Hunter, Double King by Felix Colgrave, Thanos, the Amoebic Sea from Darwin IV and the Violet Bunting from the Birds of Novasola 💜👾💜

Pink section!! Featuring Nimona, Al-An from Subnautica: Below Zero, Kanroji Mitsuri from Demon Slayer, Perfuma from She-ra, an Axolotl from Minecraft and Apocleavis magnifica from the The Future is Far project 🩷🌸🩷

The B/W and final section!! Featuring Tui and La from Avatar: The Last Airbender, Spiderman Noir from Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and Umbragrus huxlwyi from the Dragons of the World project 🖤🐧🤍

Hope you like it, took me like a month to finish :")

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ALL OF MY SIDEBLOGS

(revealing all)

-sk8 rp blog

@/only-official-cherry-blossom

-spotting Ango everywhere I go

@/ango-spotted

-Bsd rp advice!!

@/bsd-rp-help

-bothering moot in an evil way

@/evil-sepiamestus

-culture is blog with over 400 followers

@/paranoia-culture-is

-(not tagging ver’s personal blog bc it already is on the pinned)

-and now, the bsd rp blogs (more will be added regrettably)

@/the-tinier-sakaguchi (14-ish Ango)

@/beastly-ideals (beast Kunikida)

@/fish-are-pretty-neat (rokuzo 🫶)

@/kitsune-dazai (self explanatory)

@/chuunya-nyakahara (cat Chuuya)

@/koinu-puppypuppy (Chuuya’s pet dog. .)

@/dazaisrealbf (KUNIKIDAAAA)

@/not-named-nemo (my oc Nemo 🫶)

@/port-mafia-raccoon-boy (pm! Poe)

@/hot-demons-in-ur-area (my other oc Raz)

@/definitely-not-severed-in-half (au of Nikolai)

@/weretiger-of-the-ada (Atsushi :333)

@/the-overworked-agent (less active Ango blog)

@/idealistic-knight (Kunikida royalty au)

@/discourse-on-decadence (my iconic Ango acc)

@/ranpos-rival (my first ever rp blog!! Poe!!!)

@/robert-thehappylion (Robert the lion, oc, Kris’s plush)

@/nikolai-gogol-real (self explanatory again)

@/the-real-albatross (albatross the flags :3)

@/the-former-assassin-king (Verlaine !!!)

@/android-eve (eve Frankenstein stormbringer…)

@/lucky-lavender-canvases (my LAST OC, Shion!)

@/little-pink-sheep (yuan :3)

@/the-littlest-dragonfly (aaand babylaine.)

[orangecharactersmackdown]

(sorry for the graphic-design-is-my-passion level editing)

6 brackets! 192 characters! 96 pairs enter, 1 character leaves! (Well, it's weeded down to 6 characters, then we have some semi finals, and THEN 1 character leaves!)

The voting will begin Wednesday, March 15. First, Round 1 of Bracket 1 will be posted, then the next day, Round 1 of Bracket 2, and the day after, Round 1 of Bracket 3, and so on and so forth. They will be under #orange poll. Propaganda (if anyone chooses to make any) is under #propaganda. Each of the polls will be up for 3 days, so each round of voting follows each other.

Under the cut is all the pairs and their respective brackets. Get ready to vote!

BRACKET 1

Garfield (Garfield) VS Applejack (MLP)

Hinata Shouyou (Haikyuu!!) VS Kel (Omori)

Broken Vessel (Hollow Knight) VS Claus (Mother 3)

Cole Brookstone (Ninjago) VS Skylor Chen (Ninjago)

Rory the Builder (Club Penguin) VS Orange Puffle (Club Penguin)

Emma (The Promised Neverland) VS Ava Ire (Ava's Demon)

Raihan (Pokemon) VS Misty (Pokemon)

Dexter Grif (Red vs Blue) VS Felix Gates (Red vs Blue)

Zenitsu (Demon Slayer) VS Nami (One Piece)

Stella of Solaria (Winx Club) VS Amber the Orange Fairy (Rainbow Magic)

Orange Inkling Girl (Splatoon) VS Crash Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)

Ernie (Sesame Street) VS Pepe the King Prawn (The Muppets)

Jack (Candies 'n Curses) VS Jack Pumpkinhead (The Marvelous Land of Oz)

Tintin (The Adventures of Tintin) VS Toad (Frog & Toad are Friends)

Orange Blossom (Strawberry Shortcake) VS Jade Chan (Jackie Chan Adventures)

Leo Tsukinaga (Ensemble Stars) VS Ren Jinguji (Uta no Prince Sama)

BRACKET 2

Annoying Orange (Annoying Orange) VS Orange Side (Sanders Sides)

Davesprite (Homestuck) VS Tavros Nitram (Homestuck)

Merida (Brave) VS Scar (The Lion King)

Numbuh 4 (Code Name: Kids Next Door) VS Lazlo (Camp Lazlo)

Nemo (Finding Nemo) VS Marlin (Finding Nemo)

Sundrop (FNAF: Security Breach) VS Jack Kennedy (Day Shift at Freddy's)

Waai Fu (Arknights) VS Jodie Caldwell (Super Lesbian Animal RPG)

Shannon (OK-KO!) VS Penny Polendina (RWBY)

Panette (Fire Emblem: Engage) VS Pandreo (Fire Emblem: Engage)

Marine The Raccoon (Sonic franchise) VS Cream The Rabbit (Sonic franchise)

Kyo Sohma (Fruits Basket) VS Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

Hagumi Kitazawa (BanG Dream!) VS Chika Takami (Love Live!)

Pump (Spooky Month) VS Pumpkin Pie Cookie (Cookie Run)

Scooter (The Muppets) VS Gobo Fraggle (Fraggle Rock)

Pukin (Magical Girl Raising Project) VS Top Speed (Magical Girl Raising Project)

Scootaloo (MLP) VS Sunburst (MLP)

BRACKET 3

Darwin Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball) VS Wander (Wander Over Yonder)

Winnie (Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School) VS August (Cryptid Crush)

Grillby (Undertale) VS Seam (Deltarune)

Phineas Flynn (Phineas & Ferb) VS Candace Flynn (Phineas & Ferb)

Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle) VS Ponyo (Ponyo)

Juri Arisugawa (Revolutionary Girl Utena) VS Sailor Venus/Minako Aino (Sailor Moon)

Gordon Freeman (HLVRAI) VS Darnold (HLVRAI)

Morshu (LOZ: The Faces of Evil) VS King Harkinian (LOZ: The Faces of Evil)

Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Starfire (Teen Titans)

Hamtaro (Hamtaro) VS Heathcliff (Heathcliff)

Cure Soleil (Star Twinkle Precure) VS Cure Sunny (Smile Precure)

Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Arthur Kingsmen (Mystery Skulls)

Oz (Monster Prom) VS Ritsuka Fujimaru (Fate/Grand Order)

Mo Guan Shan (19 Days) VS Beebi (Wonderlab)

Orange Bird (Disney) VS Peacock (Skullgirls)

Olette (Kingdom Hearts 2) VS Gumi (Vocaloid)

BRACKET 4

Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto Shippuden) VS Narancia Ghigira (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Tigger (Winnie the Pooh) VS Hobbes (Calvin & Hobbes)

Leon Kuwata (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc) VS Hiyoko Saionji (Danganronpa: Goodbye Despair)

Puss in Boots (Shrek Universe) VS Firestar (Warrior Cats)

Torchic (Pokemon) VS Tepig (Pokemon)

Tangy (Animal Crossing) VS Orange Cookie (Cookie Run)

Gordon Freeman (Half Life) VS Chell (Portal)

Amanda O'Neill (Little Witch Academia) VS Lotte Jansson (Little Witch Academia)

Mothra (Mothra films) VS Timid Bookworm (Sky: Children of the Light)

Matt (Wii Sports) VS Daisy (Super Mario Bros)

Levy McGarden (Fairy Tail) VS Hazuki Fujiwara (Ojamajo Doremi)

Futaba Sakura (Persona 5) VS Yosuke Hanamura (Persona 4)

Tracy Reznik (Identity V) VS Andy (Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure)

Vee (The Owl House) VS Coran (Voltron: Legendary Defender)

Yoimiya (Genshin Impact) VS Edna (Tales of Zestiria)

Rena Rouge (Miraculous Ladybug) VS Takao Kazunari (Kuroko no Basket)

BRACKET 5

Tails (Sonic 2, 1992) VS Handy (Happy Tree Friends)

Padparadscha (Steven Universe) VS Jasper (Steven Universe)

Opened Can of Well Cheers (Lobotomy Corporation) VS SCP-999 (SCP Foundation)

The Second Coming (Animator vs Animation) VS King Orange (Animator vs Animation)

Giraffe Furby VS Witch Furby

Chester Cheetah VS Tony the Tiger

Tsukasa Tenma (Project SEKAI) VS Tsukasa Ebisu (Revue Starlight: Relive)

Kuruto Ryuki (AI: The Somnium Files) VS Roman Torchwik (RWBY)

Son Goku (Dragon Ball) VS Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach)

Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo) VS Fry (Futurama)

Saki Nikaido (Zombieland Saga) VS Toralei Stripe (Monster High)

Beelzebub (Obey Me!) VS Tohri Nishikikouji (Hatoful Boyfriend)

Gaius (Fire Emblem Awakening) VS Hershel Layton (Professor Layton)

Retsuko (Aggretsuko) VS Flame Princess (Adventure Time)

Kiri Koshiba (Beauty Pop) VS Sakura Chiyo (Monthly Girl's Nozaki-kun)

Asano Gakushuu (Assassination Classroom) VS Akito Shinonome (Project SEKAI)

BRACKET 6

Mikey (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Dirk Strider (Homestuck)

Troy Barnes (Community) VS Oluwande Boodhari (Our Flag Means Death)

Tigress (Kung Fu Panda) VS Tigress (Carmen Sandiego)

Kim Possible (Kim Possible) VS Tulip Olsen (infinity Train)

Waddle Dee (Kirby) VS Morpho Knight (Kirby)

Ace (Katamari Damacy) VS Shikao (Katamari Damacy)

Kim Possible (Kim Possible) VS Tulip Olsen (infinity Train)

Orange Juice (Inanimate Insanity) VS The Lorax (The Lorax)

Athena Cykes (Ace Attorney) VS Damon Gant (Ace Attorney)

Rio Ranger (Your Turn To Die) VS Gin Ibushi (Your Turn To Die)

Caleb Widogast (Critical Role) VS Neil Josten (All For The Game)

Tracer (Overwatch) VS Samus Aran (Metroid)

Portia (The Arcana) VS Navra (The Arcana)

Sphene (Houseki no Kuni) VS Zircon (Houseki no Kuni)

Penny (Big Top Burger) VS The Sorceress (He-Man)

Ahiru (Princess Tutu) VS Sara (Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch)

Kipper (Kipper the Dog) VS Ruff Ruffman (Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman)

[asktheadams]

AU's on the blog and short explanations (Part 1?)

Finding series (Finding Nemo/Dory).

Lucifer is a single father, quite overprotective of his young daughter, Charlie, after his wife died protecting them. After losing his anger, that lead to Charlie being taken away, Lucifer teams up with Adam, a man suffering from short-term memory loss and his own history of being taken away from his family, he manages to save Charlie and returns home.

Until Adam starts remembering his own family and now it's a mission to go undercover into a cult to find his mother and sister.

Current timeline : About a week after Adam reunited with his family.

Run AU

Adam was born sick... or, at least, it's how his mother, Sera, says he was. But one day, with help of his new neighbor, he starts questioning everything, he thought he knew of himself and his mother.

Current timeline : 5 months after Adam learned the truth. Currently in collage.

Lucifer's playhouse

Lucifer collects first humans as prizes, keeping them in his basement, forcing them into a delusional safety of game of "House". Eve already gave up hope of escaping, Lilith stays back so Lucifer wouldn't touch Charlie... Adam is new in this, but he's doing everything to get out and help the girls.

Current timeline : First week after they're rescued from Hell. At the moment, them (and Charlie) are staying with Sera and other high angels to keep them safe from Lucifer.

Story of evil (Evillious Chronicles AU. 1)

Adam is an evil king, unknown to anyone possessed by a demon.

Lilith is his maid and right hand woman (and secret for everyone, even Adam himself, also his twin sister, he was separated from in childhood).

Carmila is leader of kingdom's resistance force and Lilith's adoptive sister.

Michael is king of contry of across the sea and Adam's fiancée.

Eve and Lucifer are pair of best friends, working for merchant as servants.

Everything starts falling apart when Michael meets Eve...

Current timeline : A bit before the Red War.

Project MA (Evillious chronicles AU. 2)

A prophecy is set for the land... as of the country is doomed to end soon. The only way to escape this fate is to reincarnate the Gods, that promised to destroy the land.

Lucifer is put in charge of the reincarnation project... meanwhile, in nearby village lives Adam, a nice warlock man with incredible power. Sometime before that, the two meet and fall in love with one another, Lucifer suggests Adam to sign up as a candidate for the project and Adam agrees... and gets chosen the one to be one with Lucifer to carry the project through. After some preparations, Adam wakes up, now carrying two babies, that will be soon known as Twins of God, rather than Dragon Gods.

Current timeline : Mid the first project, about 3rd month of pregnancy.

Helen's child is an only child (Evillious chronicles AU. 3)

Story of same family in two different dimensions. In both, they had one child in their lives...

In one, it's Adam, a sweet and polite boy, who loves wearing dresses, dolls and other feminine things (his mother even suspects she might have a trans daughter, but never asked).

And in another, it's Lilith, a smart, if a bit cold, girl, that managed to go to college at only 6 years of age. At this point, she wishes to learn of evil in people and why it's there.

The story of two worlds and their eventual meeting.

Current timeline : Some time after Adam fleed his world to Lilith's.

Seraphim Twins

Pretty easy. Adam and Lilith are Sera's biological children, but due how much Sera got attached to them, all three had the memories of their relation erased and story of "dust of the Earth" was created as a cover up.

Now, Adam and Lilith learn about the fact they have a mother... and they want to find her.

Current timeline : During Lilith's 7 years in Heaven.

Story of Heaven and Hell (Once upon a time AU)

Adam and Lilith are twins, who think they were abandoned soon after their birth. But on night of their 25th birthday, a little girl appears on their doorstep. She introduces herself as Charlie and claims to be Lilith's daughter. But what's more crazy, Charlie claims that they're from a different world, destined to break a powerful curse.

But little by little, they learn that there's more to little Purgatory, Oregon, than meets the eye.

Current timeline : 5th month after Adam and Lilith's arrival.

Cocoon/Incubator AU

Here's a full-on explanation of AU, plus picture of the children.

But in short, Adam falls after Lilith and Eve die in extermination. Him and Lucifer fall in love, get married, after awhile, they find a spell to get children between two of them and with their late wives... that ends up with them having 13 children.

Current timeline : Somewhere mid-season one.

Two Undertale AU's

These two are random and not fully worked out, but I just randomly imagined Guitarapple as Soriel and Charisk... so this exists now. For first one - Lucifer is Toriel, Adam is Sans, for second Lucifer is Chara, Adam is Frisk.

Current timeline : Post-Pacifist (for Charisk one, Lucifer is brought back to life)

Ib AU

Adam visits a gallery with his mother and sister... but after awhile, he finds himself in another world, where everything from the gallery comes to life and... now is after him. So now, with new friends (jumpy, but well-meaning Lucifer, mysterious Lilith and upbeat Eve) they must find the way out of this terrifying, yet beautiful place.

Current timeline : Promise of return (Good/True ending)

Mad Father AU

Adam lives alone with his mother, Sera, in isolation. His mother is a scientist, who constantly locks herself in basement with her assistant, Lilith.

But on day, his sister Emily passed, he wakes up to unusual noise in basement... before he learns that a curse is set upon their house, that is now overrun by undead... his mother's test subjects... all come to life to get their revenge on her.

So now, Adam is determined to descend down into depths of his house, just for take of saving his mother.

Current timeline : Night of the curse

Fairy AU (Tinkerbell and great fairy rescue crossover)

On vacation on mainland with his siblings, young fairy prince Lucifer meets a pair of human children, Adam and Lilith. Not heeding his siblings' warnings, he ends up befriending two kids.

Current timeline : Few days after first meeting.

Psychopath Mother Sera and Little Adam (this still needs a better name)

After his creation, Lucifer was put in Sera's care. For awhile, it was great, they'd be just what people would call a typical mother and son duo... until Lucifer started mature, but Sera's treatment of him never changed. Eventually, after Lucifer fell, Sera grew devastated. She had her responsibilities for Heaven, sure, it was taking her time to get her mind off the loss... but it was still present. And it was driving her insane.

So when Adam finally arrived into Heaven... the High Seraphim instantly launched onto him, making him her new child... a replacement for Lucifer, much to Adam's dismay. But he could do nothing about it. His only chance to get away from Sera... is to follow Lucifer's footsteps... To fall.

Current timeline : A month after Adam fell into Hell (post-season 1)

Reincarnation/Rebirth AU

After his death at Nifty's hands... Adam is reborn in different world... where everyone, he knew, loved and hated, are with him. But as humans and at the same time.

The only downside... he still has all his memories of his past life.

Current timeline : Adam is 3 years old.

Hazbin Swap/Reverse Hotel

My version of Hazbin Swap! :D

Adam, the first man, opens a hotel in Hell to rehabilitate sinners to let them into Heaven. With help of Lute, his right hand girl/adopted daughter, he is determined to show everyone that redemption is possible.

Current timeline : Between events of Pilot and Overture

Cendrillon AU

Adam is invited to a ball with his family. But on the way there... he meets a person, who puts a curse on him, turning him into a woman... the only way to break it, is to kill the prince, who throws the ball. He only has time until three days to do it. If he fails to do it until midnight on third day... the curse will never be broken.

But once Adam meets the prince, he couldn't bring himself to do so, as the two fall in love with one another.

Current timeline : First night of the curse

Siren AU

A long time ago, Zastiel had three daughters, Sera, Carmila and Rosie. Three powerful sirens, who protected their kind. Each of three sisters was a mother on her own. Sera had three children, son, Adam, and two daughters, Lute and Emily, Carmila had twin girls, Odette and Clara, and Rosie adopted a little boy, Alastor.

For so long, the family was happy, caring for their people and raising their own children... until one day, the three sisters vanished. No matter how long and much they searched, no trace of them was found. The six children were now left in care of their grandfather. Until years later... they get a word that their mothers weren't dead, but were merely transferred into another world.

And now, the six children, now young adults, travel across dimensions to find their mothers.

Current timeline : First week after arrival

Ghost children

In this world, they're orphans, live in a big house deep in the woods, under careful watch of their teacher and mother figure. But even most carefree life has it's dark side... for they were once test subjects for experiments to reach immortality. A successful ones to say more.

So now, as bunch of people, forever stuck as children, unable to die... how else would they spend their lives?

Current timeline : Does it matter? No! :D - Charlie

[kob131]

I really cannot emphasize just how excellent the reveal of Type ORT truly is.

The creature has been hyped as THE strongest being in the entire Nasuverse, matched only by the likes of Arcueid using the absolute peak of her power when her using the bare minimum still made her monstrously powerful. It has never directly shown up in any fight beforehand, only being mentioned in supplementary materials. All that’s known is that it has the ability to warp it’s surrounding to be like its home, which to anyone familiar with the lore of Nasu’s works knows this is already fucking insane.

At this point in time, Chaldea has killed literal fucking gods at this point. They defeated a divine King Arthur wielding a mystical lance. They killed the original mother Tiamat. They defeated the Demon King Goetia. They took down the bringer of Ragnarok himself, Surt. They fucked up about half the Greek Pantheon. They just got done blasting the fuck out of a walking god corpse that threatened to destroy the entire planet with world rending curses. At this point, no one would be surprised if they could take on anything. 

Of course, ORT is mentioned as being vastly more powerful than Chaldea. Even more powerful than the Foreign God aka the strongest of the Evils of Humanity. But given human being’s issues with scale that large, your average player isn’t gonna think it’s THAT bad. Surely everyone is just exaggerating, right? I mean, hell. It’s revealed in the first chapter that the Storm Border is basically a giant fucking Excalibur at this point so surely we can win!

And then some dumbass decided the best idea possible was to blow up a chunk of the planet. 

The soul of the planet, Gaia, screams in pain.

And the Ultimate One of the Oort Cloud rustles.

‘People die’ isn’t enough to convey what happens. The ground is covered with the bodies of the jaguar men you’ve been fighting. Nemo fucking died out of nowhere, during to dust. You see a shot of the planet outside, with about a fourth of the thing blown into bits.

And during all that, this is what you see.

This fucking...thing. You have to fight it.

And right before that happens, the last thing you see before the party selection is this.

The Foreign God, btw.

And the horror doesn’t stop there. ORT’s battlefield is a gigantic crater caused by its awakening. You’re fighting on a barely intact little island. Debris and embers are flying up in slow motion, as if ORT’s sheer power is influencing gravity itself. 

ORT’s HP bar is 1 million with a white break, rigged break bar underneath. The first of its kind. ORT’s class is Foreigner, obvious yes but said class is treated as a Beast class threat by itself due to the sheer power the Foreigners possess. ORT attacks by its body flashing and then green orbs connected to branches appearing and exploding with AOE damage. Any Servant that dies in battle turns into green crystal and is seemingly absorbed by ORT. The battle music is thus droning, oppressive but also strangely, unnervingly calm tract. As if to say that this creature does not see you as a threat.

But most creepy of all- ORT’s movement in the background is almost...calm. Just gently going up and down in place. Almost like...it’s sleeping still.

But hey, melting through 1 million HP isn’t too hard, especially with defensive options like Jeanne and Caster Arturia as well as all the stupidly powerful firepower you have. ORT doesn’t even have any boxed buffs- it won’t be that hard. And so, you blast through that 1 million HP, breaking open that health bar-

-Only to see a lightshow of nine differently colored lights freeze in mid break before becoming nine new Break Bars, with the next one having 10 million HP. (Note: Even including the Super Recollection quests, no enemy in the game has a total of 10 million HP or more. This is ORT’s second health bar out of ten.) Oh and the boss gets an ATK boost, full NP gauge every tick and Debuff Immunity on break. You can break the second Break Bar. Difficult but doable. 

To be met with a health bar of 100 million. 

And to make this all darkly hilarious?

A. ORT never uses any skills in battle. It only gets Break Bar effects. The thing isn’t even using any planinng or advanced tactics- it’s just hitting you.

and B. ORT is Level 1. This is Type ORT at it’s weakest.

ORT has been known as the single strongest being known in the Nasuverse. And everything in it’s appearences proves it.

[hiro--aoki]

CHANDLER RIGGS IS A MAN AND I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING HES A GIRL WHEN HES FUCKING NOT!!!! HE IS A GROWN ASS MAN AND HE SURE AS HELL WOULD NOT LIKE YOU, YOU STUOID RETARDED BITCH. HE IS A MAN! JUST BECAUSE HE HAS LONG FUCKING HAIR DOES NOT MAKE HIM A GIRL. I FUCKING HATE YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU. I HOPW YOU KILL YOURSELF, I HOPE YOU GET RAPED AND BEAT, I FUCKING HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED DYKE, I HOPE YOU GET RAPED YOU SICK FUCK. FUCK YOU I HATE YOU SO MUCH SO FUCKING MUCH YOU SICK FUCK

“Tell me why ur ears are in the nether yo eyebrows are on max brightness and yo neck be in incognito mode. Boy you be looking like the muffin man’s drug dealer level 6 diglet sticking out the top of yo head you look like you got baptized in the chum bucket yo mama use bakugons as a anal beads and you lost ur virginity to an armadillo on a trampoline in mid air, AYO stfu you cricket FROG NOISES Spinner fidget stupid midget genji main mega brain grandpa beat you with a cane. Half eaten onion ring Burger King mustard packet UPS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH. Waluigi dirty squeegee. I bet you talk to other girls saying “Rub my dick and you’ll see a genie” Demon slayer, HOWDY NEIGHBOUR 353 POUND Fortnite player looking ass up boy. Open yo mouth and take my cupcake and swallow it. Everytime you burp fruit flies come out of yo mouth stinky ass boy. You discord mod, You wear ur cat ear headset for to fucking long to the point there’s a dent in ur big ass skull. Like to be honest bro, I’m fucking tired bruh, I’m tired of yo ass bruh, I’m tired of all theses goofy wannabe unoriginal view hungry cringe radiating YouTube shorts creating egotistically falsely empowered muscle shirt wearing Lamborghini driving food wasting prankster. You think you so gangster so you went to dollar tree and took a fake ass cold Chain from the Saint Patrick’s Day section and wore it around ur school thinking you got drip and shit, Like boy just stfu.” “You puted a balloon on yo head and thought it was a Durag like ain’t nobody cares about you dirty ass hell boy you got a drop off dark exlier pouring down ur hair right now you like a chipmunk you better get yo Christmas comes , This time of yearrr Bro like stfu you look like Ronald McDonald from a sex cult. You be looking like muscle man from regular show you be looking like ice spice, nah you actually look like water sugar get yo stanky ass away. When you walk downstairs your whole house starts fucking rumbling bitch you bring power of eren Yeager and 37 collosal titians down ur staircase. After you eat dinner you eat the plate and then you eat the table aswell CHOMP CHOMP. You rent out the gap between your teeth as a parking space for ants you be looking emo af CUT MY LIFE IN 2 PIECES THIS MY LAST RESORT, SUFFICATION NO BREATHING Ur nose be looking like two Mario pipes coming off ya face. INFACT when you tilt your head up be ugly af tell me why the bottom of ur nose look like the discord logo. You got a bikini bottom butthole you got spongebob flipping krabby Pattie’s in ur uterus ORDER UP MR KRABS! they made a sequal of finding NEMO based off yo ass called locating chromosomes in theatres this July! You was water boarding a mouse in ur kitchen sink to solve “the mystery of the missing cheese” You act like a whole ass Karen you better get yo “My names skyler white! YO, my husbands Walter white, YO!” Shut yo dumbass up your last poop was directed by micheal bay you got gfx explosions erupting in ur TOLIET bowl.”

[caughtupindrama]

*The List* (1 of 2)

Current list of musicals I've listened to and/or seen!!

* = seen live (includes high school productions, amateur theatre, etc.) ^ = seen a recording/movie musical version & = listened to multiple recordings or demos !! = performed in (partially or fully)!! ! = was otherwise involved in a production favourites are in colour <3

Hamilton * Death Note Falsettos ^& (March of the Falsettos + Falsettoland) Be More Chill & SpongeBob Squarepants: The Musical *&!! Little Shop of Horrors *& Book of Mormon *^ Mean Girls ^ In Trousers ^& Avenue Q ^& Everybody's Talking About Jamie Heathers *^&!! Nine ^ The Lightning Thief & Dear Evan Hansen ^ Matilda ^& Spring Awakening *^&!! Junie B. Jones Frozen *^ The Little Mermaid *! Six *& Hairspray ! Adrian Mole Legally Blonde ^& Chess Starlight Express & Emojiland Hadestown Bright Star * Wicked Sophia, Our Beloved 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee * Frankenstein Cats * Charlie and the Chocolate Factory La Cage Aux Folles & Addams Family Mary Poppins ^!! Beetlejuice &!! Aladdin ^ Bare: A Pop Opera The Theory of Relativity Little Miss Perfect Curtains !! Lizard Boy Hedwig and the Angry Inch Treasure Island Co-Op Jagged Little Pill A Year With Frog and Toad * The Prom ^& Newsies *^ Carousel & Camelot & Oklahoma 21 Chump Street ^ Ordinary Days Shrek the Musical !! Bat Boy *! The Sound of Music * A Strange Loop *& Crazy for You Chicago * Goosebumps The Musical: Phantom of the Auditorium Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812 Fancy Nancy: The Musical Come From Away Amélie & The Mad Ones 3hree Island Song Snoopy!!! / The World According to Snoopy & Drag: The Musical Flat Stanley Dear Edwina Guys and Dolls * A New Brain Beauty and the Beast *^ Wuthering Heights Meet Me in St. Louis * The Fantasticks [title of show] Cabaret *& John & Jen Les Misérables * The Great British Bake Off Musical Into the Woods *& KPOP Shucked Kimberly Akimbo The Lion King Bend it Like Beckham Footballers' Wives Dog Man: The Musical Hats! The In-Between In Transit A Chorus Line The Golden Apple The Love Note She Loves Me Octet Preludes Candide The Music Man Linie 1 Mamma Mia! ^ In the Heights The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Oh Captain! 13 Waitress & Ushers Rats! Spamilton Weird Romance & Juliet You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown * A Very Potter Musical ^ Ride the Cyclone The Three Billy Goats Gruff The Wedding Singer Babes in Toyland Urinetown Dear Pen Pal Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown Finding Nemo Blues in the Night Unfortunate Sole Mates Operation Mincemeat * The Three Little Pigs Anastasia The Phantom of the Opera *^& Arf! Back to the Future: The Musical * Pellets, Cherries, and Lies Rocky Horror Picture Show ^ A Little Night Music * Sunday in the Park with George Pretty Woman: The Musical Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street & Carrie Fun Home Hello Again Kinky Boots The Full Monty A Man of No Importance The Producers Jesus Christ Superstar 36 Questions ^ The Little Big Things * Jersey Boys * My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?) The Dolls of New Albion Band Geeks The Band's Visit Wait Wait Don't Kill Me Diary of a Wimpy Kid Groundhog Day Anything Goes* Technically: A Musical * Footloose * The Trail to Oregon ^ tick... tick... BOOM! * Epic: The Troy Saga Leap Day Grease * Duolingo On Ice Nunsense Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus! Pinkalicious Parade * How to Dance in Ohio Tootsie Something Rotten! !! Two Strangers (Carry a Cake Across New York) * The Last 5 Years Next to Normal Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story Wuthering Heights Supernatural: The Musical The Pajama Game Kiss Me Kate * Babies * Knuffle Bunny: A Cautionary Musical Mad Libs Live! Lyme Disease: The Musical Your Lie in April * Lempicka [continuation]

[bestscarredcharacter-tournament]

characters in the running so far:

Hunter (The Owl House)

Zuko (ATLA)

Lars (Steven Universe)

Belos (The Owl House)

Sakura Ogami (Danganronpa)

Gundham Tanaka (Danganronpa)

Principal Bump (The Owl House)

Dell Clawthorne (The Owl House)

Scar (The Lion King)

Lin Beifong (LOK)

Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible)

Flapjack (The Owl House)

Luz Noceda (The Owl House)

Shoto Todoroki (My Hero Academia)

Aang (ATLA)

Deku (My Hero Academia)

Anakin Skywalker (The Clone Wars)

Boba Fett (The Clone Wars)

Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)

Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)

Gill (Finding Nemo)

Isaac Forgemaster (Castelvania)

Sypha Belnades (castlevania)

Silco (Arcane)

Violet “Vi” (Arcane)

there are no more slots but if i get a bunch of suggestions i’ll add more slots

[papirouge]

in an unfortunate turn of event (me visiting my sister who scheduled a movie seance for my niece), I went to see The Little Mermaid🥴

Cliffs **spoilers** :

- Halle is breathtakingly beautiful... Like- it was lowkey distracting lol. She was perfect for that role. She has those outlandish features that are perfect to pull off the look of a mythical creature such as a mermaid (I feel the same for Michaela Coel). Something tells me the fact she's so pretty and Black AND paired with a White man is one of the reason White Conservative/ANTI/NLOG pickmes seethed particularly hard at that casting🥴

- it's obvious that the story is based in the Caribbeans so Ariel being Black is totally coherent. There's absolutely no "Black in the middle of the snow" syndrome since the cast is extremely diverse and multiracial (Creole type of demographic). The (White) Prince is an adoptee of the Black queen, and most islanders look mixed to some degree. And it's echoing what's happening in the sea kindgom since Ariel and her sisters are supposed to represent the 7 seas (2 mermaids are Black, 2 are White, 1 Arabic, 1 East Asian, 1 Indian) so screaming about White erasure is stupid lol

Oh, And let's not forget King Triton who's Latino LMAO (Javier Bardem)

In the end of the day, directors are entitled to make remake through their own perspective and a Creole Little Mermaid was an interesting and convincing move considering how well put together and highlighted this culture is throughout the entire movie (and let's no forget that even in the OG Little Mermaid Sebastian already had a Creole accent so the call was from inside the building at this point). In retrospective, the whole outrage surrounding this movie lookw even more embarrassing & stupid...

- kinda off that Ariel is 15 years old while the Prince is 21...🥴

- the songs are good - there are 3 additional songs - of which one sang by the Prince (which is okay but still a bit awkward lol). "Under the Sea" SLAPS and is visually marvelous. Scuffle ragga song is funny idc lol

- the CGI looks better in motion (especially Sebastian), but the realism kinda kills the mood. Although I suspect they made this choice so that the animals aren't too much out of place when interacting with humans (which happens A LOT in the movie). It's not like Finding Nemo where humans were only a tiny fraction of screen time.

- the building up of the romance is surprisingly cute. The chemistry between the 2 actors is very convincing. The Creole dancing scene is absolutely lovely. Their bonding around their curiosity for the world and exploration is very credible and fleshes out their romance beyond the 'Prince fell in love with mute unknown girl'/'mermaid falls in love at first sight' thing. I like how they added in the scenario that Ariel forgot that she had to kiss the prince to remain human forever (it was a ruse from Ursula to prevent Ariel of reaching that goal, but also a scenaristic ploy to avoid Ariel rushing to kiss the Prince who quickly felt in love with her) so their romance looked more genuine.

- the Prince is pretty handsome 👀 that's a first for a live action Disney movie imo I also think we dodged a bullet concerning the rumors of Harry Styles being initially casted for the role

- the final fight with (giant) Ursula is kinda underwhelming

- from a Christian perspective: this movie is a total rehabilitation of mermaids. At some point, when Ariel reverts to a mermaid right before the prince and his mom, the Queen says (talking to the prince) "I told you the creatures from the kingdom of sea were DEMONIC" ....and the thing is.... she's supposed to be the evil one for rejecting the mermaids. There's an obvious satanic demon acceptance agenda so don't get it twisted to the purpose of that movie.. it's Disney after all....

[bluejaybird12]

OCs

ROYAL SWORD ACADEMY OCS  (*Link to Fan-Dorm Descriptions HERE)

Machiaveil

Jude Ward - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Judy Hopps from Zootopia/2nd Year

Finnegan Tweeds - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Tweedle Dee/1st Year

Quinn Tweeds - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Tweedle Dum/1st Year

Gallentine

Lyonell Zira - Twisted Wonderland OC/ Twisted Kovu from Lion King 2/2nd Year 

Cornett Fenn - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Louis from Princess and the From/3rd Year

Kuriosum

Prince Argus Ojan Thalassa - Twisted Wonderland OC/ Twisted Kida from Atlantis, The Lost Empire/3rd Year

Persiflagea

Jensen Flash - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Lightning McQueen from Cars/1st Year

Zahir Bhattacharya - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Rajah from Aladdin/1st

Gentelgale

Prince Brendan Hirv of Fores Plains - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from The Great Prince of the Forest from Bambi /3rd Year

Alcides

Johnny Brownlow - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Oliver from Oliver & Company/1st Year

Dreamshade

Keighan Lon - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Merida from Brave /2nd Year

NIGHT RAVENS COLLEGE OCS

Yu Ushirosada - Twisted Wonderland OC/MC

Heartslabyul

Bhakti Sinaga - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from The Jabberwocky from Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton’s Version Mostly)/2nd Year

Savanaclaw

Valin Areo - Twisted Wonderland OC Twisted from the Flying Monkey from The Wizard of Oz/2nd Year

Dylan Coalfin Twisted Wonderland OC Twisted from Bruce from Finding Nemo/1st Year 

Octavinelle

Russell Stilts - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from Rumpelstiltskin   from Once Upon A Time/3rd Year

Landon Cacase - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from The Cursed Gold from Pirates of the Caribbean/1st Year

Scarabia

Anwir Baran - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from Bellweather from Zootopia/1st Year

Hamid Bhattacharya - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from Shere Khan from Jungle Book/3rd Year

Albert Hansen - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from Prince Hans from Frozen/2nd Year

Pomefiore

Zavis Green - Twisted Wonderland - Twisted from Zelena/Wicked Witch of the West from Once Upon a Time/2nd Year

Austin Moriarty - Twisted Wonderland - Twisted from Rattagin from The Great Mouse Detective

Ignihyde

Alfred Oritz - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted From CLU 2 from Tron Legacy

Niel Hale - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from Syndrome from The Incredibles

 Adam Novikov - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from Jumba from Lilo & Stitch 

Diasomnia

Djamel Vandezee - Twisted Wonderland OC - Twisted from Tia Dalma from Pirates of the Caribbean

EXTRA

Pavel Hirv - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Bambi from Bambi *Younger Brother of Brenden

Marissa Coalfin - Twisted Wonderland OC/Twisted from Daria from Finding Nemo *Younger Sister of Dylan

Tags relating to the character

MC  - Yu: Ramshakle Prefect -

Twisted Kovu  - Lyonell: The Kingscholar Bastard -

Twisted Wicked Witch of the West/Zelena  - Zavis: Green Monster -

Twisted Flying Monkey - Valin: Flying High -

Twisted Bruce - Dylan: Sharkbite

Twisted Rumpelstiltskin - Russell: Golden Smile -

Twisted Kida - Argus: Atlantian Hier -

Twisted Jabberwocky - Bhakti: Nonsense Dragon

Twisted CLU 2 - Alfred: King of The Digital Space

Twisted Bellwether - Anwir: Spiteful Prey

Twisted Judy - Jude: Speedy Rabbit

Twisted Tia - Djamel: Scorned Merman

Twisted Great Prince of the Forest - Brendan: Forest Prince

Twisted Oliver - Johnny: Cool Cat

Twisted Lightning McQueen - Jensen: Speed Demon

Twisted Merida - Keighan: Fighting Fate

[adamwatchesmovies]

Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1989)

What Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland does successfully makes it worth seeing. Keep that in mind as you make your way through the rough patches. When this movie is bad, it weighs so heavily on your nerves you can’t stand it.

Young Nemo (voiced by Gabriel Damon), is brought to the dream kingdom of Slumberland by King Morpheus (Bernard Erhard). As the king’s new heir, Nemo's job is to guard his future subjects against the Nightmare King, the terrifying demon-like ruler of Nightmare Land. When Nemo accidentally opens the passage between the two worlds, he, his no-good friend Flip (Mickey Rooney) and Princess Camille (Laura Mooney) are Slumberland’s only hope.

This is a great-looking movie. It’s filled with stunningly complex shots, all of which have been brought to life by talented animators. As we navigate through a variety of inspired locations, we meet inventively designed characters and creatures. When the film is solely about movement, action, and our hero's adventure, it’s great. The images and animation have aged remarkably well and the special effects are top-notch. Something is refreshing about seeing a meticulously assembled animated picture like this one where you know each frame was hand-painted and hand-drawn. The gags that hit their mark help as well. If you’re passionate about animation, you should track this film down and take a look… once.

“Little Nemo” is meant for kids. LITTLE kids. Much of the dialogue in the first 30 minutes is disposable. People explain to us what we’ve already deduced from what’s happening on-screen, or we’re simply hearing Nemo say “wow!” And “yippee!” as his bed flies him through the air. You’re begging for him to have a friend or sidekick to bounce conversation off of. ANYTHING to stop the inane sounds coming from the boy’s mouth. Be careful what you wish for. Eventually, we’re introduced to Nemo's flying squirrel sidekick, Icarus (Danny Mann). the rodent is the definition of annoying and his character so useless to the plot you’ll look back fondly at the pointless non-dialogue we left behind. Unfortunately, he isn’t the only animal sidekick. Little ones may not mind the introduction of one goofy character after another but every grown-up will. It’s bad enough the plot is simplistic to a fault and the characters juvenile to the point of being unrelatable to anyone over the age of 8 but they undermine anything that might’ve been cool to the rest of us. Combined with the dreadful soundtrack courtesy of the usually bankable Sherman Brothers (who do not offer us a single memorable note or verse), you'll be tempted to put the film on mute. There's got to be some kind of soundtrack that will synch up to the tone of the images somewhere....

Rewatching Little Nemo, the visuals still dazzle but the annoying bits are so egregious it made me wonder how I managed to sit through it not once, but twice. At least the film is obviously bad - at least story-wise -, which will hopefully prepare you for the overall experience. And yet, what's on-screen is so striking you're compelled to keep watching. Perhaps it isn’t so bad after all. I’d hate to dissuade you from seeing it in case it sparks that bonfire of imagination within you. Consider yourself warned but encouraged. (On DVD, May 24, 2019)

[therasslingrob]

How about a list chronicling all the flicks that I have seen in the cinemas? To start, most of my theatrical viewings have been in one of two cinemas, others have been frequented. The two theaters in question were the Regal Cinemas in Vestal, New York and Crown City Cinemas in Cortland, New York.

#1) Armageddon

#2) Paulie

#3) I'll Be Home for Christmas

#4) Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

#5) X-Men

#6) Pearl Harbor

#7) Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

#8) Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

#9) Men in Black II

#10) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

#11) X2: X-Men United

#12) Finding Nemo (2x)

#13) Seabiscuit

#14) Freaky Friday (2003)

#15) Radio

#16) Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

#17) Miracle

#18) Hidalgo

#19) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

#20) Spider-Man 2

#21) I, Robot

#22) Collateral

#23) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

#24) Christmas with the Kranks

#25) The Boogeyman (2005)

#26) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

#27) War of the Worlds (2005)

#28) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

#29) Walk the Line

#30) Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

#31) King Kong (2005)

#32) United 93

#33) The DaVinci Code

#34) X-Men 3: The Last Stand

#35) Cars

#36) Flags of Our Fathers

#37) Eragon

#38) Spider-Man 3

#39) Transformers

#40) Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

#41) I Am Legend

#42) Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

#43) The Express

#44) High School Musical 3: Senior Year

#45) Push

#46) Race to Witch Mountain

#47) X-Men Origins: Wolverine

#48) Angels and Demons

#49) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

#50) Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

#51) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

#52) Avatar

#53) Twilight: New Moon

#54) Iron Man 2

#55) The Karate Kid (2010)

#56) Twilight: Eclipse

#57) Inception

#58) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1

#59) Soul Surfer

#60) Thor

#61) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2

#62) Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2

#63) Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows

#64) Safe House

#65) 21 Jump Street

#66) Marvel's The Avengers

#67) Men in Black³

#68) Rock of Ages

#69) That's My Boy

#70) The Amazing Spider-Man

#71) The Dark Knight Rises

#72) The Watch

#73) The Campaign

#74) The Expendables 2

#75) Hit and Run

#76) Trouble with the Curve

#77) Looper

#78) Taken 2

#79) Argo

#80) Here Comes the Boom

#81) 007: Skyfall

#82) Flight

#83) Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part II

#84) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

#85) Jack Reacher

#86) Django Unchained

#87) Fast Six

#88) The Hangover, Part III

#89) Now You See Me

#90) The Purge

#91) That's My Boys

#92) Man of Steel

#93) Grown Ups 2

#94) RED 2

#95) The Wolverine

#96) 2 Guns

#97) Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Sea of Monsters

#98) Kick-Ass 2

#99) Getaway

#100) Prisoners

#101) Captain Phillips

#102) Carrie (2013)

#103) Delivery Man

#104) The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug

#105) Lone Survivor

#106) Captain America: The Winter Soldier

#107) Amazing Spider-Man 2

#108) Godzilla (2014)

#109) X-Men: Days of Future Past

#110) Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 1

#111) Ant-Man

#112) Star Wars: The Force Awakens

#113) Captain America: Civil War

#114) X-Men: Apocalypse

#115) Independence Day: Resurgence

#116) The Magnificent Seven (2016)

#117) Logan

#118) Beauty and the Beast (2017)

#119) Guardians of the 7, Volume 2

#120) Wonder Woman

#121) Spider-Man: Homecoming

#122) Justice League (2017)

#123) Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

#124) Avengers: Infinity War

#125) Tag

#126) Ant-Man and the Wasp

#127) Captain Marvel

#128) Avengers: Endgame

#129) Men in Black: International

#130) Toy Story 4

#131) Spider-Man: Far From Home

#132) Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

#133) Jumanji: The Next Level

#134) Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

#135) Spider-Man: No Way Home

#136) The Batnan

#137) Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

#138) Jurassic World: Dominion

#139) Thor: Love and Thunder

#140) Avatar: The Way of Water

#141) Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

#142) Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 3

#143) The Marvels

#144) Deadpool and Wolverine

[kylesvariouslistsandstuff]

STATS TIME: Not-Sequel Animated Movie Openings 2003-now

In a previous post, I talked about how not-sequel animated movies sometimes regularly made more than $45m on opening weekend...

So, I decided to compile a little (hah) list of not-sequel animated movies over the years, domestically. This list will include:

Truly original animated movies.

Book/comic/game/etc. adaptations.

Adaptations that aren't part of any previous visual/motion picture iteration. (i.e. MUTANT MAYHEM in relation to not just the various live-action TMNT movies, but also the 2007 animated movie).

Films based on animated TV shows. Technically a sequel of sorts to the show, whatever season it was on, but still.

The photoreal LION KING and JUNGLE BOOK aren't included, no stuff like that. This is reserved for animated movies that *know* they're animated, unreal, etc. "Cartoons".

So, let's begin... We start at 2003, I thought it was fitting. That was 20 years ago, and that was the year FINDING NEMO broke the opening weekend record with a then pretty huge $70m gross. Nowadays, that looks like nothing. Prior to 2003, the highest an animated feature could go was around $50-60m on opening weekend, a lot of the heavies for a good while hovered around $35-45m. The record was broken multiple times from 1992 to 2002, mostly by a Disney-released film.

From 2003-2020, we'll cap it off at $30m. Anything below that will be excluded. Post-2020, we'll cap it off at $20m...

Without further ado...

2003

$70m - FINDING NEMO

2004

$70m - THE INCREDIBLES

$47m - SHARK TALE

$32m - THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE

2005

$47m - MADAGASCAR

$40m - CHICKEN LITTLE

$36m - ROBOTS

2006

$60m - CARS

$41m - HAPPY FEET

$38m - OVER THE HEDGE

2007

$74m - THE SIMPSONS MOVIE

$47m - RATATOUILLE

$38m - BEE MOVIE

2008

$63m - WALL-E

$60m - KUNG FU PANDA

$45m - HORTON HEARS A WHO!

2009

$68m - UP

$59m - MONSTERS VS. ALIENS

$30m - both CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS and A CHRISTMAS CAROL

2010

$56m - DESPICABLE ME

$48m - TANGLED

$46m - MEGAMIND

$43m - HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

2011

$39m - RIO

$38m - RANGO

$37m - HOP

$35m - THE SMURFS

2012

$70m - THE LORAX

$66m - BRAVE

$49m - WRECK-IT RALPH

$42m - HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA

2013

$67m - FROZEN

$43m - THE CROODS

$33m - EPIC

2014

$69m - THE LEGO MOVIE

$56m - BIG HERO 6

$32m - MR. PEABODY & SHERMAN

2015

$90m - INSIDE OUT

$52m - HOME

$44m - THE PEANUTS MOVIE

$39m - THE GOOD DINOSAUR

2016

$75m - ZOOTOPIA

$56m - MOANA

$46m - TROLLS

$38m - THE ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE

$35m - SING

2017

$50m - both COCO and THE BOSS BABY

2018

$67m - THE GRINCH

$35m - SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE

2019

$30m - THE ADDAMS FAMILY

We will skip 2020... Even though ONWARD, which opened right before the pandemic was declared a national emergency, made $38m on its opening weekend... We'll skip it. All the not-sequel stuff either went to streaming (i.e. SCOOB!, SOUL) or skipped a year or two.

2021

$27m - ENCANTO

$21m - DEMON SLAYER: KIMETSU NO YAIBA - THE MOVIE: MUGEN TRAIN

2022

$23m - both THE BAD GUYS and DC LEAGUE OF SUPER-PETS

2023

$146m - THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE

$29m - ELEMENTAL

$28m - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM

There you have it...

This kinda tells you everything you need to, methinks... When it comes to the more original/non-massive IP stuff. Particularly when you look at MARIO vs. BAD GUYS, ELEMENTAL, etc.

Maybe in a few years, we return to some not-sequel animated movies easily securing about $40m on opening weekend. Maybe not. The game has certainly changed, but it's cool to track this sort of thing over the years...

If I left out any, please let me know.

[matias-2003]

The 100 highest-grossing animated movies in the world without re-releases

1 - Frozen 2 (2019) - $1.450 billion

2 - Frozen 1 (2013) - $1.280 billion

3 - The Incredibles 2 (2018) - $1.242 billion

4 - Minions 1 (2015) - $1.159 billion

5 - Toy Story 4 (2019) - $1.073 billion

6 - Toy Story 3 (2010) - $1.066 billion

7 - Despicable Me 3 (2017) - $1.034 billion

8 - Finding Dory (2016) - $1.028 billion

9 - Zootopia (2016) - $1.023 billion

10 - Despicable Me 2 (2013) - $970 million

11 - Minions 2 (2022) - $939 million

12 - Shrek 2 (2004) - $928 million

13 - Super Mario Bros (2023) - $892 million*

14 - Ice Age 3 (2009) - $836 million

15 - Ice Age 4 (2012) - $877 million

16 - The Secret Life of Pets 1 (2016) - $875 million

17 - Finding Nemo (2003) - $871 million

18 - Inside Out (2015) - $857 million

19 - Shrek 3 (2007) - $813 million

20 - Coco (2017) - $807 million

21 - The Lion King (1994) - $763 million

22 - Shrek 4 (2010) - $752 million

23 - Madagascar 3 (2012) - $746 million

24 - Monsters University (2013) - $743 million

25 - Up (2009) - $735 million

26 - Ne Zha (2019) - $726 million

27 - Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) - $665 million

28 - Ice Age 2 (2006) - $660 million

29 - Big Hero 6 (2014) - $657 million

30 - Moana (2016) - $643 million

31 - Sing 1 (2016) - $634 million

32 - Kung Fu Panda 1 (2008) - $631,7 million

33 - The Incredibles 1 (2004) - $631 million

34 - Ratatouille (2007) - $623 million

35 - How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) - $621 million

36 - Madagascar 2 (2008) - $603 million

37 - Tangled (2010) - $592 million

38 - The Croods 1 (2013) - $587 million

39 - Cars 2 (2011) - $559 million

40 - Puss in Boots 1 (2011) - $554 million

41 - Despicable Me 1 (2010) - $543 million

42 - Madagascar 1 (2005) - $542 million

43 - Brave (2012) - $538 million

44 - The Simpsons (2007) - $536 million

45 - Wreck It Ralph 2 (2018) - $529 million

46 - Monsters Inc (2001) - $528,7 million

47 - Hotel Transylvania 3 (2018) - $528 million

48 - The Boss Baby 1 (2017) - $527 million

49 - How to Train Your Dragon 3 (2019) - $521,7 million

50 - WALL-E (2008) - $521,3 million

51 - Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016) - $521 million

52 - The Grinch (2018) - $511 million

53 - Demon Slayer 1 (2020) - $507 million

54 - Aladdin (1992) - $504 million

55 - Rio 2 (2014) - $498 million

56 - How to Train Your Dragon 1 (2010) - $494 million

57 - Toy Story 2 (1999) - $487 million

58 - Shrek 1 (2001) - $484 million

59 - Rio 1 (2011) - $483 million

60 - Puss in Boots 2 (2022) - $480 million

61 - Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) - $474 million

62 - Wreck It Ralph 1 (2012) - $471 million

63 - The Lego Movie 1 (2014) - $468 million

64 - Cars 1 (2006) - $461 million

65 - Tarzan (1999) - $448 million

66 - The Secret Life of Pets 2 (2019) - $431 million

67 - Ice Age 5 (2016) - $408 million

68 - Sing 2 (2021) - $407 million

69 - Home (2015) - $386 million

70 - Happy Feet 1 (2006) - $384 million

71 - Cars 3 (2017) - $383,9 million

72 - Ice Age 1 (2002) - $383 million

73 - Monsters vs Aliens (2009) - $381 million

74 - Spider-Man (2018) - $375 million

75 - Shark Tale (2004) - $374 million

76 - The Adventures of Tintin (2011) - $373,9 million

77 - Penguins of Madagascar (2014) - $373 million

78 - A Bug’s Life (1998) - $363,2 million

79 - Toy Story 1 (1995) - $363 million

80 - Hotel Transylvania 1 (2012) - $358 million

81 - Your Name (2016) - $357 million

82 - Angry Birds 1 (2012) - $352 million

83 - Dinosaur (2000) - $349 million

84 - The Lorax (2012) - $348 million

85 - Trolls 1 (2016) - $346,8 million

86 - Pocahontas (1995) - $346 million

87 - Over the Hedge (2006) - $339 million

88 - The Good Dinosaur (2015) - $332 million

89 - Beauty and the Beast (1991) - $331 million

90 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) - $325,3 million

91 - A Christmas Carol (2009) - $325,2 million

92 - Spongebob 2 (2015) - $325 million

93 - Megamind (2010) - $321 million

94 - Chicken Little (2005) - $314 million

95 - Lego Batman (2017) - $311 million

96 - Bolt (2008) - $309 million

97 - Rise of the Guardians (2012) - $306 million

98 - Mulan (1998) - $304 million

99 - Horton (2008) - $298 million

100 - Ferdinand (2017) - $296 million

*Still in theatres

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Friday Releases for March 17

Friday is the busiest day of the week for new releases, so we've decided to collect them all in one place. Friday Releases for March 17 include Swarm, Shazam! Fury of the Gods, 10,000 gecs, and more.

Shazam! Fury of the Gods

Shazam! Fury of the Gods, the new movie from David F. Sandberg, is out today.

From New Line Cinema comes “Shazam! Fury of the Gods,” which continues the story of teenage Billy Batson who, upon reciting the magic word “SHAZAM!,” is transformed into his adult Super Hero alter ego, Shazam.

Inside

Inside, the new movie from Vasilis Katsoupis, is out today.

INSIDE tells the story of Nemo, an art thief trapped in a New York penthouse after his heist doesn’t go as planned. Locked inside with nothing but priceless works of art, he must use all his cunning and invention to survive.

Boston Strangler

Boston Strangler, the new movie from Matt Ruskin, is out today.

The film follows Loretta McLaughlin (Keira Knightley), a reporter for the Record-American newspaper, who becomes the first journalist to connect the Boston Strangler murders. As the mysterious killer claims more and more victims, Loretta attempts to continue her investigation alongside colleague and confidante Jean Cole (Carrie Coon), yet the duo finds themselves stymied by the rampant sexism of the era. Nevertheless, McLaughlin and Cole bravely pursue the story at great personal risk, putting their own lives on the line in their quest to uncover the truth.

Rodeo

Rodeo, the new movie from Lola Quivoron, is out today.

Lola Quivoron’s RODEO is a heart-pounding rites-of-passage drama about Julia, a young woman who lives on a housing estate and finds her thrills in motorbiking. She soon manages to force her way into this male-dominated subculture, and embarks on a life of crime.

Swarm

Swarm, the new TV series from Donald Glover and Janine Nabers, is out today.

From Janine Nabers and Donald Glover, Swarm follows Dre (Dominique Fishback), a young woman whose obsession with a pop star takes a dark turn.

Extrapolations

Extrapolations, the new TV series from Scott Z. Burns, is out today.

Extrapolations is a bracing drama from writer, director and executive producer Scott Z. Burns that introduces a near future where the chaotic effects of climate change have become embedded into our everyday lives. Eight interwoven stories about love, work, faith and family from across the globe will explore the intimate, life-altering choices that must be made when the planet is changing faster than the population. Every story is different, but the fight for our future is universal. And when the fate of humanity is up against a ticking clock, the battle between courage and complacency has never been more urgent. Are we brave enough to become the solution to our own undoing before it’s too late?

Sky High

Sky High, the new TV series from Daniel Calparsoro and Jorge Guerricaechevarría, is out today.

When you’ve got nothing, what’s the point of losing everything?

Agent Elvis

Agent Elvis, the new TV series from Priscilla Presley and John Eddie, is out today.

Elvis Presley trades in his jumpsuit for a jetpack to battle the dark forces that threaten the country - all while holding down his day job as the King of Rock and Roll.

Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon

Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon, the new game from Platinum Games and Nintendo, is out today.

Long before this trainee of the dark arts would come to be called Bayonetta, she took a fateful journey into the forbidden Avalon Forest. Alongside her was Cheshire, her very first demon, possessing Cereza’s stuffed toy. Play as both Cereza and Cheshire and search through the treacherous forest to look for the power to save Cereza’s mother.

10,000 gecs

10,000 gecs, the new album from 100 gecs, is out today.