my roommates think I’m doing drugs locked up in my room but I’m actually solving functionals & making my rasPUTIN vision board….
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my personal hc is that martin forces jon to watch all of the films (extended version) like this:
[Start ID: 9 crudely drawn doodles of Jon and Martin from the Magnus Archives. Jon is a thin Persian man with shoulder length curly hair, a beard, and rectangular glasses. He's wearing a t shirt and sweatpants. Martin is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with wavy hair kind of styled in a modern mullet. He's wearing browline glasses, a t shirt and sweatpants, and has a beauty mark under his lip. 1st image: Text says "Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)" above Jon's head and he looks forward in horror. A line buzzes past him and cracks at the end, with the sound effect "glass shatters sfx". 2nd image: Jon attempts to get up but Martin's arm shoots in front of him. 3rd image: Close up of Martin from a downward angle, he looks down menancingly at Jon and says "Sit. Back. Down." You can see his breath as he says it. In the bottom corner, Jon has big dewy eyes that are pleading for mercy.
4th image: Martin is holding a crudely drawn gun to Jon's head as they sit on the sofa together, Martin has his other arm around Jon's shoulder and Jon looks mildly terrified and sweaty (mostly due to the impending film). 5th image: One half of Jon's face is shown, he apprehensively says "H-how long did you say this was...". 6th image: One half of Martin's face is shown and he blankly responds, "3 hours. I made popcorn...".
7th image: The film is presumably over. Jon looks deep fried, he has many creases under his eyes and his hair is a mess, an arrow pointing says his eyes are bloodshot. He proclaims with heavy sarcasm, "Wow! What a great movie!". He thinks to himself, "Jesus Christ, I'm glad that's over." 8th image: Martin smirks and says, "Hah! Just wait until the next one. It's a trilogy." In the bottom, Martin sits on the sofa with a fanged smile. Jon is laying on the ground in the Family Guy death pose with an artificially big butt. 9th image: Text above says "Return of the King (Extended Edition)". Martin has presumably made Jon watch all the movies at once. Jon looks like a husk of a dried corpse, he has creases all over his face and has a single hair sticking up from his head. Martin beside him says, "Yeah, that's one of the many interesting behind the scenes facts-". Jon exhaustedly replies "Cool". End ID.]
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[ID: traditional sketch with two panels featuring characters from The Owl House. The first panel is of Hunter very excitedly reading a Warriors novel. In the second panel he, Flapjack, Gus, and Luz are tucked in bed, with Hunter infodumping about warrior cats lore while the others listen intently. Text reads, "So they reveal that it was actually Tigerclaw who killed Redtail, and Ravenpaw was innocent all along! He was just framed" "So cool!" /End ID.]
Sleepover! Luz lets Hunter borrow her books! Neurodivergent momence! That's it that's the post 😭
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Cricket's human design RAHH!!! She's....so pretty....aaaaaa
yes she does have vitiligo AND heterochromia such an unstoppable mix of beauty <333
plus a nerdy little bowtie because ofc she wears those
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obsessively rewatching good omens because what else am i supposed to do with 5 days to go til s2
never getting over the fact that the place crowley chose for him and aziraphale to theoretically run away to was alpha centauri
alpha centauri, a binary star system wherein the two stars closely orbit each other, so close that to the naked eye they look like a single star
poetic
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