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unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring
#like on 911 buck and eddie have never kissed and maybe never will but buck watched eddie get shot and eddie bled all over him#and then eddie listed buck as chris's guardian in his will in case anything ever happened to eddie. insane! compelling!#meanwhile on 911 lone star tarlos is canon and they are not insane about each other and that's why the ship is boring as fuck#on night court dan and harry never kissed but harry planned dan's funeral when dan was presumed dead bc dan made harry his next of kin#and that's way more interesting than any harry/christine kiss we got#i'm not saying you can't want your ship to fuck i just don't see why some people are like 'xyz ship HAS to fuck or what's the POINT'#the point is they're insane about each other. are you not entertained#personal
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nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them

#big fan of when one of them Knows and one of them Can Never Know. big fan of the betrayal eating them up inside but they can never say.#big fan of Finding Out#seagull.mp3#shoutout to tv show for giving me everything ive ever wanted EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED#shieldblog
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
#no shade (ha) to 50 shades. ive never actually read it so idk if its good#but imo the idea of creating an au fanfic thats so divorced from the original work is boring! why are you even making a fanfic atp#the only good fanfic is when you can tell the author loves the source material and uses it#the best fanfics ive ever read could never be published as actual books because it wouldnt work without the context of the original story
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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.
It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.
Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.
#ramblies#cards against humanity#CAH#I have never ever regretted being on their mailing list like truly it’s always great#every Black Friday I love joining their antics#elongated muskrat
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Bro thinks she could just thug it out
#this is so stupid#worst thing i've ever drawn i think#disappointed in myself for this lowkey but I'm gonna post it anyways#art#my art#fanart#mouthwashing curly#mouthwashing fanart#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mw#curly mw#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#mouthwashing#wrong organ#mouthwashing meme#queen never cry#artists on tumblr#clearlydusty
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That infamous prison escape.
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#sokka#atla sokka#atla suki#suki#sukka#boiling rock#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#sokka art#sokka fanart#suki fanart#suki art#the gaang#the boiling rock#AKA the Cleavage for Everyone ep#I made the terrible terrible mistake of listening to Måneskin while drawing this#What was I THINKING#Anyway they're my dream team#The bestest team ever#Sokka makes plans that never work until they do#Zuko sacrifices himself for Honor™ and said idiotic plans#Suki gets shit done#(And does about 90% of the work because let's be honest those two are a mess)
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and all four of them are wrong!
(commission info // tip jar!)
#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#padme amidala#anakin skywalker#padmé amidala#anidala#star wars#star wars the clone wars#i never draw anakin's hair colour consistently ever
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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD
#have you maybe considered even once that an 8-5 job is not the natural human state#'i never had a job with so much leisure time'#YOU NEVER WORKED A SHIFT JOB#EVEN WHEN YOU WERE SCRAPING BY IN COLLEGE#I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THINGS HAVE GOTTEN EVEN WORSE SINCE YOU WERE MY AGE#screams forever and ever#sorry this is literally just incoherent venting
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love all the cute dungeon meshi pride art but chilchuck would not be caught dead wearing any sort of pride merch. you think that man is going to give out any personal information? for free?????
#he would not fucking wear that.#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#chilchuck dungeon meshi#i also don't think he'd use labels tbh. he's one of those dads who never talks abt themselves but then tells u the gayest story u've ever#heard unprovoked when he's talking about his adventuring days#but the art is cute!#delicious in dungeon
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she................................................
#good afternoon to HER. and her only#always thinking about this tbh#sam speaks#reading books of blood atm and..............CLIVE#I love u bitch. I ain't never gonna stop lovin u. biiiiiiiiiiitch#THE horror writer. ever#clive barker
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I Can’t Help But Wonder
Odysseus, who just violently and mercilessly murdered 108 or so men, who claims in the next song that he’s no longer a kind or gentle man, actively listens to Telemachus and kindly and gently responds to everything his son’s expressed.
Telemachus asks, “Am I like you? Am I strong like you? Will you embrace me? Will you love and accept me as yours?” He says, “I’ve felt so alone.”
And Odysseus claims him in a heartbeat, answering, “My son. My boy. My sweetest joy I’ve ever known. I embraced you twenty years ago. I’d do the impossible for you. I’d die for you.” He says, “Seeing the men here today, I can only wonder what you’ve been through for twenty years. My son, you’re already strong. You’re my own. You’re not alone. I’m home.”
And then they fucking embrace.
#don’t mind me I’m just over here sobbing#something something Odysseus being an attentive loving father drenched in blood#the way he literally responds to everything#he says ‘you are MY SON I’ve never stopped embracing you’#‘I may be deranged and unhinged after years of torment but I’ll be damned before I let you think you’ve ever been unloved by me’#the instrumentals reflect it too#Tele’s piano is hesitant and very faint during his part overwhelmed by Ody’s guitar#the moment ody starts singing the piano blends immediately#Ody’s got open arms for his son#epic the musical#epic#odysseus#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#telemachus#epic the Ithaca saga#the ithaca saga#ithaca saga
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”match my freak” match my melancholy. be nostalgic about a past you weren’t even that happy in. find something to be haunted about throughout every second of your day
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I mean honestly I don’t hate Harris. or Biden, who has actually done a lot of good in the last four years especially considering the mess he had to clean up. but whatever gets the “my imaginary moral high ground is more important than peoples’ lives” fucks to vote.
#I think some of you will never be satisfied#and just want an excuse to keep pretending that inaction is the height of moral purity#so that you don’t ever have to actually do anything
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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'It's not too late to learn, Fenris'
#fenhawke#fenris#hawke#garrett hawke#dragon age 2#i can't believe i finished a comic#it's been six months#and i've been anxious every time i stared at the canvas of a 'new page'#this one's been on my mind since January#thumbnailed in Feb#FINALLY the AF gave me enough energy and selfesteem to actually draw it#LOOK#i never chose this option#not ever#not even during my first playthrough a decade ago when I only knew Hawke by the looks#but the angst in this prospect is so chef's kiss#not to mention Fenfen would rip/ghost phase through the veil himself to bring him back#sigh#i'm also delighted I managed to draw a silent comic about words u_u#so many experiments in this one#also bedhair Hawke siiiigh#dragon age#las!art
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