#never mad.

[seraphdreams]

ran-nii who HATES when u hang out with other boys, that’s why u almost never tell him where u go to. But one day he gets the feeling ur lying to him so he follows you, once he sees who you r hanging out with he goes back home and waits patiently on the sofa till you get back home. the rest you can imagine 😵‍💫 he has me so dizzy i can’t

you’ve always managed to build up your big brother’s trust, whether that was a good thing or not. it was advantageous the first few times you snuck out to hang out with your “friends” under the guise of going to your best friends’ to study but as time went on, your lies got more and more lazy. he’s not one to assume, he’s just a worried big brother, that’s all. so when he follows you to whichever place you decided to be that night, he wasn’t expecting it to be a guy, let alone, a guy he knew to be bad news. he’ll let you have your fun for the night, returning home to wait for you to get back.

you expected him to be asleep once you got back, his figure rested amongst the sofa amidst the dark room, not what you had in mind. “ran-nii?” you whisper out, making your way toward him. you feel his eyes scanning every part of you, those eyes filled with disappointment as he watched how you fell to your knees between his legs. “how long have you been lying to me?” his words are quiet, under his breath as he caresses your jaw with the cold metal tip of his baton. there was no point in denying your whereabouts—it was too late. he already knew.

“‘m sorry, i just—”

your words are cut off by his own, his tone shaken as if you’d pained him. “if it was attention you needed, you could’ve called for me. that’s what big brothers are for, right?” you nod your head along with him, feeling ashamed and quite frankly, guilty. “i’d help you but..” his words trail off as his baton grazes your bottom lip. “who knows where that dirty pussy has been?” he slips the metal past your lips, your mouth instinctively opening to accommodate.

“how about you suck this pitiful thing and pretend it’s my cock? then maybe we’ll see what your punishment is.”

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[soundwavefucker69]

bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[the-jade-palace]

Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[doydoune]

oh to be a rookie attorney in France in love with the bitchy prosecutor next door

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[visenyaism]

Wyll being a terrible monster hunter is something that is so special actually. told to hunt heartless devil? immediately convinced of her goodness and humanity and without hesitation agrees to defy the devil who has his soul in custody and spare karlach at tremendous personal physical cost. vampire in camp? well hes handsome and funny and pretty polite about where he puts his teeth so it’s fine all things considered. finding out the person who ritualistically disemboweled a tiefling in front of him is a bhaalspawn like an unholy progeny of the god of murder that is culturally immediately reviled? no that’s his friend and he completely trusts in their ability to fight their nature with their own inner light. it doesn’t matter that they created the absolute they’re not that person anymore. Like Wyll. you are literally categorically not hunting the monsters. guy of all time

[blueskittlesart]

i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

The mischaracterization of people from PJO is so funny, but ESPECIALLY from HOO onward like.

“Hazel’s such an innocent little angel. She’s always nice and kind and confused.”

Hazel, who’s always ready to fight in the same way Percy is? Hazel, who made it explicitly clear she probably would’ve rocked Octavian’s shit had he not been blackmailing her? Who gets so angry on behalf of the people she loves, to the point where she doesn’t forgive those who have wronged them? Who Percy described as cursing up a storm in one of their first interactions? Who’s been shown time and time again to be FAST to anger? That Hazel?

Or Nico, who’s “a misunderstood emo. A small bean. Cute like a wet cat and innocent like a bunny.”

Nico, who’s cannonically described by most characters as “scary and unnerving?” Nico, who, for a long time, is one of the angriest characters in the series? Who’s only sassy and sarcastic because it took him FOUR YEARS to mellow out? Who’s described as being one of the most powerful demigods, who a lot of people still consider the scariest? Who’s come into his own as a character from TTC to TSATS? That Nico?

Or Annabeth who’s, “cold and calculating. Doesn’t show emotion or express herself”

Annabeth, who’s the most expressive person in the series? Who cries in EVERY book in the OG series? Whether it be for Luke, or Thalia, or Percy, or Chiron, or a literal DOG? Who expresses passion like no other when it comes to architecture and her other interests? Who’s expressed compassion for people she didn’t know? People who at times posed a threat to her? Who isn’t afraid to be angry, or happy, or snide, or rude, or excited, or scared, or ecstatic? Who’s been unapologetically herself since the moment the series started? That’s who doesn’t show emotion? That’s Annabeth?

[hkthatgffan]

Alex Hirsch right now watching us all suffer while being more quiet today than a Sears at rush hour.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Love how everyone decided that the 80’s action movie campaign would be the gayest and most transgender campaign. Like yeah macho detective is trying to make out with every relatively hot man in the vicinity. Yeah the mob boss is bisexual and borrows a car from his ex boyfriend. Yeah the well known masculine hot guy in town is dropped into the body of a femme fatale cat burglar largely know for being feminine and hot and he’s oddly chill with it. Yeah the high school girl is oddly fine with being in a giant mob boss guys body.

[somewhereincairparavel]

i will never understand how people have the heart to hate Jason even after they found out that his Ambrosia tastes like fucking sawdust. Ambrosia being tasty is like one single happy thing a demigod can have despite their tragic lives, because it reminds them of the home they once had, but lost. And Jason doesn't even have that, he doesn't even have a home to lose in the first place.

[anna-scribbles]

last one i promise(<—lie)

[bellowsthebard]

Happy 50th anniversary to the greatest mafia movie of all time. Goncharov(1973).

[starstruckodysseys]

this storyboard style animation might be the coolest fucking thing dimension 20 has ever done