#never think you’ll be safe😔

[electric-plants]

me: haha so long as navia can’t sway me while saving for nahida surely nothing will be able to

the drip marketing today: 👁️👄👁️

[swordmaid]

am getting a lot of character inspo for shri’iia from amy gone girl. I don’t think she’s as smart nor calculated but she is similar to some degree in that she’s hyper aware of the current persona she’s presenting and how she’s appealing to the people. the masks and the mjndgames, that’s basically how shri’iia operated while she was still serving under her matriarch in menzoberranzan. she needed to play the roles the matriarch required of her and it was only when she was with her matriarch that she can be ‘Real Shri’iia’, and that’s how I imagined shri’iia to be esp in act 1 when she is so new and scared in the surface. she needed to work out who these people are (her companions) and what they liked, so her first persona - her blank one - the charming helpful paladin who got tadpoled and wants to go back home just like the rest of them (which was half true). she didn’t really argue and she generally agreed to what the group wanted. she was helpful and co-operative, ask her about her past and she will tell you something bland and generic- interesting enough to be ooh-ing about but not too interesting that they’ll delve deeper into it. then, when she got to know them a little more, she started crafting little personas adjacent to her first one ; she’s the girl who’s curious about magic but never had the chance to learn with gale, she’s a cool girl who likes mischief as debauchery with astarion, she’s the one who likes to take risks and live in the moment with karlach, the knight in silver armor who’s willing to help the tieflings with wyll, a disciplined fighter with lae’zel, someone who understands the depths of devotion with shadowheart - but none are really her, not really. ofc her own personality might slip in here and there but for the most part she’s appealing to them and what they’d like her to be but none of it is really genuine. shri’iia just needs to be on their good side to minimise the chances of them turning on her, and if they let her guard down it’ll be easier for her to get rid of them should the need arise. taking up all these different masks, collecting all these intel abt them to be used for later, slithering and making a place in their minds - it’s really how she operated back in menzoberranzan. I think the only one who catches on to her game is astarion but that’s bc he’s doing the same thing too, so it’s very game recognises game lmfao

it’s only when she breaks her oath and goes through her existential crisis that all of her masks drop and her real self comes out. she was never that kind of person lmfao ^, she’s greedy, selfish, paranoid and rather obsessive. she doesn’t care about a lot of things that doesn’t concern her, she has a cruel streak that she hasn’t shown before, and she hates doing anything that won’t really benefit her. but she’s fiercely loyal to anyone she likes, like a dog. and severely she craves validation and approval - also like a dog.

[dannyricsmirrorball]

our secret • ls18 ੈ✩‧₊˚

ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairings || lance stroll x best friend!reader

ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au

ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || lance and y/n are best friends but is that all that’s there or is something deeper on the horizon?

alt. just friends?… no way!

ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || none, reader is down BAD

ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || love me some lance stroll! i am churning these out one by one- i’ve started so many and then never finished so be patient w me pls haha 😭

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yourusername we back baby 💚 P6 for LS18 so proud!

tagged lance_stroll, fernandoalo_official, astonmartinf1

username72 paddock princess is back

username26 let’s goooo am looking good

username27 another season another year of y/n and lance pretending they’re just friends

chloestroll stunning babe

⤷ yourusername 😘

username73 lance’s lucky charm 🍀

username53 serving the nando and lance content we want and need

astonmartinf1 those are our drivers 🙌🙌

username25 actually obsessed w how y/n and nando have become bffs straight off the bat

username01 AM wdc & wcc 2023 i see the vision

fernandoalo_official 🫶

⤷ username25 let’s get u to bed old man

username5 missing seb and y/n hours

⤷ username82 rip lance stroll fan-club you’ll always be famous

lance_stroll LFGGGGG massive g

⤷ username81 need to work on them flirting skills bud

⤷ yourusername er- ok lancey

username91 need y/n at every race

username72 fave couple

⤷ username7 coupla besties!

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yourusername cute

tagged lance_stroll

username82 this is v soft launch vibes

username71 inseparable the pair of them

lance_stroll think you’re meant to pull up your strap mate

⤷ yourusername wtv

⤷ username17 they’re fucking.

chloestroll 😍😍

username73 lance looks sawrrrrr good

username1 need more casual lance omg

astonmartinf1 lance content? sign us up!

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chloestroll frosty

tagged scottyjames31, lance_stroll, yourusername, heidiberger_, jacquelynjablonski

username71 ahhh couple goals

username63 OMG Y/N IS THERE

username82 second pic so cuteeee

⤷ username26 i’m pretty certain that’s y/n and lance…

username72 not lance going to the literal alps during his week break after the FIRST race of the szn 😭

yourusername love uuuu

⤷ chloestroll love u chook 🩷

danielricciardo um this is awkward 🫤

⤷ chloestroll sorry danny

⤷ scottyjames31 mate you’ve gotta actually come out into the snow if u want to make the gram

⤷ danielricciardo i’m just not acclimatised 😔

username17 awww this is the cutest little trip

astonmartinf1 stay safe king lance_stroll 🫡

⤷ lance_stroll roger that

yourbffusername those two certainly look cosy

⤷ chloestroll 😅

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yourusername i said brrr it’s cold in here

tagged chloestroll, heidiberger_, jacquelynjablonski, lance_stroll, scottyjames31, danielricciardo

username16 i need to be part of their friend group

username52 ahhhh so cute

username01 HAHAH the danny tag on the snowman

⤷ yourusername he said it was too cold outside 🤷‍♀️

username62 find it kinda funny that there’s all these couples and then lance and y/n, makes u wonder…

danielricciardo thanku for making a snowman of me y/n/n 🥹

⤷ yourusername any day DR

chloestroll scotty looking sunburnt even in the snow

heidiberger_ snow angel 😚

⤷ yourusername ilyilyily

username17 ummm the last slide ms girl what is that?!

⤷ username52 is that lance…?

⤷ username16 watch them still say they’re only bffs

lance_stroll hectic

⤷ yourusername need to do more of these best friend trips

⤷ username16 what’d i say.

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yourusername dump down under (lancey p4!!! ☺️)

tagged danielricciardo, lance_stroll, astonmartinf1, scottyjames31, chloestroll

username71 literally his good luck charm

username25 lance looks kinda…

danielricciardo did u want me to send one of them big heads of mine so u can hang it up in ur shrine for me 😇

⤷ yourusername ha ha ur so funny

⤷ danielricciardo my bad sorry i meant a lance one 😉

⤷ scottyjames31 reckon she’d love that

⤷ username17 we all seeing this?!

⤷ username03 when ur best friend’s brother-in-law and his best friend out ur crush on ur best friend to the whole world

astonmartinf1 always welcome in our garage 🫶

username61 her calling him lancey 🥹

username4 so cute but i just know he hates it

lance_stroll stop calling me that

⤷ yourusername grumpy old man

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yourusername i never miss the monaco grand prix 🇲🇨

tagged scottyjames31, chloestroll, lance_stroll, estebanocon

username62 served.

username45 love that she included estie bestie!

username8 her bff’s other bff

lance_stroll the f******…? have fun watching from the grandstands from now on

⤷ yourusername sorry no more red cars 🫤😟

⤷ charles_leclerc you’re always welcome in the ferrari garage y/n 🤍

⤷ lance_stroll watch it.

chloestroll cutie

username69 need that shirt

estebanocon 💙🩷

⤷ yourusername congrats on p3 king!

username17 trust. y/n will always find a way to include lance in her posts, even if it’s a shitty photo

username46 girlfriend core

liked by heidiberger_, franciscac.gomes, and 197,028 others

yourusername formalities

username72 ON MY KNEES

username2 omfg the COATTT

username63 ummmm y/n babe who’s shoes are those

⤷ username3 praying that it’s lance

username49 people’s princess

heidiberger_ 😍

lance_stroll how mysterious

⤷ username72 🤔🤨

⤷ username4 not slick bro

chloestroll obsessed

username5 in her soft launch era

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lance_stroll when in monte carlo

username63 oh.

username53 THE SHOES THE SHOES

scottyjames31 looking sharp brother

username26 the last slide is literally almost the exact same as y/n’s

astonmartinf1 a different kinda suit, we love it!

username62 omg do we think y/n was lance’s date to this

⤷ username8 oh fs

username64 actually fully breaking down i’ve waited for this moment for so long

⤷ username2 RIGHT those are literally the shoes in her post there’s no way they aren’t

estebanocon 😍

fernandoalo_official very smart 👌

liked by astonmartinf1, chloestroll, and 183,029 others

yourusername aston film dump 💚

tagged lance_stroll, fernandoalo_official, estebanocon, astonmartinf1

username5 this is the content we want we need

ajimmyslife tryna steal my job?!

⤷ yourusername oops 🤭

username74 estie and lance content 🫶

username18 nando and lance are so underrated

astonmartinf1 y/n giving us the content we all deserve 💚

lance_stroll that damn camera always in my face 🙄❤️

⤷ yourusername you love it

⤷ username18 he loves YOU!

liked by chloestroll, danielricciardo, and 120,837 others

yourusername pre wedding shenanigans 🍾

tagged chloestroll, scottyjames31

username92 omfg these wedding fits are eating

username19 aww scotty and chloe look so cute

username25 MAN ALERT

⤷ username56 literally praying for my life that it’s lance

chloestroll love u babe

danielricciardo ready for more shenanigans 🕺🕺

username63 losing my mind over the fourth slide

username8 y/n has a man?!

username93 guys relax it’s defsssss lance

⤷ username64 and if it’s not?

⤷ username93 then all my hopes and dreams are gone and love is dead.

lance_stroll beratta was mint

⤷ username16 this guy.

liked by chloestroll, scottyjames31, and 209,039 others

yourusername strolling w the james’

tagged scottyjames31, chloestroll, lance_stroll

username73 OMG

username64 THE PHOTO OF HER AND LANCE JDFGYRYD

username28 the fact she posted and pic of just lance and chloe oh i’m gonna cry

username22 do we reckon lance and y/n were each others dates?

chloestroll i love you sweetie 🌷

⤷ yourusername i love uuuu, had the best time chlo, so so happy for u 🥹 my sister forever x

danielricciardo giving daniel3.jpg a run for its money y/n/n

heidiberger_ stunning

username18 ugh i’m so obsessed

lance_stroll shoved me to the back half of the post smh

⤷ yourusername this isn’t abt u 🙄🙄

liked by yourusername, astonmartinf1, and 401,029 others

lance_stroll to scotty and chloe 🥂

tagged chloestroll, scottyjames31

yourusername ur messing up the feed w the b&w 😫

⤷ lance_stroll oh no

⤷ yourusername bit of sass there

username19 f1 royal wedding fr

username18 why am i crying over this billionaire nepo baby f1 driver’s billionaire nepo baby sister’s wedding to an iconic aussie olympic snowboarder 😟

username53 bye the second photo is so funny

chloestroll love you ❤️❤️

estebanocon 🤩🤩🤩

username72 this is actual so cute

astonmartinf1 royal wedding ✨

liked by franciscac.gomes, lance_stroll, and 103,039 others

yourusername RAHHHH points at home 🇨🇦🍁🥞

tagged lance_stroll

username62 dead at the maple syrup 💀

username4 lance looks SOOO boyf

astonmartinf1 rahhh 🇨🇦

username7 guys we KNOWWW no need to hide it

chloestroll lfggg ❤️

username91 ugh shes so gf and he’s so bf like i just want to put them together and 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

lance_stroll now down a cup of maple syrup.

⤷ yourusername oh!

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yourusername recently

usernane23 awwww she’s watching lance’s race

username12 first pic is giving gf vibes…

username11 now who are those flowers from missy?!

fernandoalo_official cheers 🍻

username66 y/n at castle stroll 🤭

lilymhe miss u 😢

⤷ yourusername coming to monaco asap bbg

⤷ alex_albon she’s actually competing rn 😜

⤷ yourusername that’s fine, i’ll fill out all my wag duties 😽

⤷ alex_albon dont you have other wag duties for ur own bf and not MY gf

⤷ username67 ALEX SPILL EVERYTHING

⤷ alex_albon fuck.

lance_stroll damn no feature?

⤷ yourusername does 3rd one count ☹️

⤷ lance_stroll i’ll let it go this time. do better 🙄

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yourusername dump innit ☕️🇬🇧

tagged lance_stroll, alex_albon

username12 that coat is incredible

username64 alex and lance so cuteee

username3 dead that major side eye lance is giving in the last pic HAHAHA

chloestroll the last photo… whole lotta sass on that man 🤣

⤷ yourusername i know right, what a loserrrrr

ajimmyslife thank u for providing some lance meme content y/n/n

⤷ yourusername all u gotta do is ask 😉

username53 my fave bffs

alex_albon can u see my pure enjoyment seeing u getting rained on

⤷ yourusername cant believe you did that to me smh

⤷ alex_albon what can i say? u stole my gf i stole ur-

⤷ yourusername ha ha funny man funny man

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yourusername summer so far 🌺

username71 OH MY GOD

username34 OH OH OH

username63 the soft launch is soft LAUNCHING

username18 this is for the lance y/n truthers 🗣️

⤷ username4 how do we know it’s him tho…?

chloestroll glowing 🩷

username62 i am going to throw up

lilymhe boddddd

username73 god i have seen what you’ve done for others

username91 THE FLOWERS?!? oh my girl is loved uppp

heidiberger_ gorgeous gorgeous girl

username13 ofc lance would spoil her w all those flowers, his love language is def gift giving and acts of service

username2 THE HAMMOCK KISS

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lance_stroll ☀️

username18 oh the soft launch is sooo good

username4 do they think we don’t know

⤷ username92 let them have it it’s cute 🤣

chloestroll cute ☺️

username65 does he think cropping her face out will mean we don’t know who it is 💀

username36 this is so fucking cute

ajimmyslife who taught u how to soft launch… mastering this social media thing

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yourusername my man my man my man 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

tagged lance_stroll

lance_stroll ❤️❤️

username19 AHHHHHH

username4 FINALLY

username66 i’m actually going to combust

lailahasanovic cuties 🥰

username52 oh they are everything to me

astonmartinf1 admin has known for so long. i can finally breathe.

⤷ username34 how long is so long admin…?

username5 best friends to lover will always prevail

username64 big day for y./n lance truthers. we fought wars to get here.

username44 oh my god lance is so pinterest boyfriend coded i’m going to be sick

chloestroll official sister-in-law’s 🤞🤞

scottyjames31 make sure he wears his sunscreen!

heidiberger_ 🩷

username18 lance is looking mighty fine

⤷ username12 gf effect in full action

liked by yourusername, scottyjames31, and 1,082,934 others

lance_stroll summer dump

tagged yourusername

username36 BOYFRIEND LANCE THE MAN THAT U ARE

username64 dead died not okay.

yourusername ah look at my beautiful gorgeous boyfriend

⤷ lance_stroll i love u

⤷ yourusername 🤭🤭 say it again.

username18 shut up shut up SHUT UP

username63 oh my god the photos he takes of her i’m sobbing

fernandoalo_official happy for you 😊

⤷ username14 2008 alonso is rolling in his grave

username8 look how happy he is in the third pic 😫

chloestroll my favourite people 🫶

scottyjames31 LFGGG best people i know ❤️

estebanocon finally!

username46 the summer of wags and soft launches

username13 first mick and now lance, we’re losing and winning at the same time

astonmartinf1 can we know stake offical claim on number 1 y/n fans?

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yourusername viva lance vegas ���

tagged lance_stroll, astonmartinf1

username72 this is so cute

username64 VIVA LAS VEGAS

username73 oh to be y/n y/l/n wearing my f1 driver boyfriend’s team jacket

astonmartinf1 LFGGG

f1 p19 to p5 what a legend 🙌

⤷ yourusername he is isn’t he?! 🤭

⤷ username74 simping to the official f1 acc girl-

username4 the caption 😁

lamce_stroll ❤️❤️

username5 oh that fitttt

username92 fits never disappoint

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yourusername i love my boyfriend

tagged lance_stroll

username46 girl is down SO bad

username3 y/n STAND UP

alex_albon whipped

⤷ yourusername ur talking?

username45 oh my god they are everything

username42 y/n the feet 😭

⤷ username7 at-least they have socks on

username64 yk what they say abt big feet…

⤷ yourusername 😶🤭😙😁

⤷ username69 girllll stand up 😭

lance_stroll i love my girlfriend

⤷ yourusername omg 🤭

⤷ username72 y/n girl stop embarrassing yourself he’s literally ur boyfriend 😭

[askew-d]

how i think mdzs characters would communicate through text

[they’re almost all teachers in a school and wangxian isn’t together yet]

wei wuxian: lan zhaaaan can u plz cm over i tbink smn1 stabbed me 😔😔😔😔😔 hury up i want to 6 ur face b4 i faint er-gege i miss uuuu 🥰💗💗😍😍❤️💕💕💝💕💕❣️💘💖😘😘😚😚

lan wangji: Wei Ying? I’m on my way. [appears in a helicopter, with twenty doctors ready and a blade]

jiang yanli: A-Xian, I am preparing lotus and pork ribs soup for you. Please, take care and behave while jiejie doesn’t arrive 😘

jiang cheng: the idiot almost died again??? lol at this point not even god likes him just die already or smth

lan xichen: I’m sending my best wishes of recovery for your definitely-not-life-partner, Wangji 🙏🏼 ☺️ If you need anything, you can just call me!

lan qiren: Wangji, you better tell me you are not in Wei Wuxian’s house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [20 missed calls]

jin rulan: You had that coming for you! ………….. Me and the group are coming over with medicine. Don’t think that means I forgave you for calling Fairy fat!!! 😠

lan sizhui: Xian-gege, are you okay?? I was so worried!! But I’m glad Lan-laoshi is with you. We are coming over with treats, please be safe 🙏🏼❤️

lan jingyi: wei-laoshi!!!!!!! please don’t chase after the light 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you’re the only teacher who can dance macarena!!!!!! who will teach us chemistry shit we dont understand now,????? who will sing never give you up during the school final year with us??????? pls dont be dead your favorite juniors are coming over!!!!!!!!!

ouyang zizhen: i cant believe you’ll have a whole month of leave so you can spend with your crush, wei-laoshi 😭 so lucky!! so romantic!! 💗 just dont die on him ok i’ve heard it causes something called trauma

nie huaisang: Wei-xiong, it wasn’t me who orchestrated this, I swear!!!! I know nothing!! well, last time…. well yeah last time it was kinda my fault but this time it was not!!! I’ll even send you some fine books I read this month, please don’t come after me!!!! 😰

wen qing: bitch…….. u better be joking

wen ning: Wei-gongzi 😮😢 I know you have Lan-laoshi…. but if you need anything….. I’m at your orders….. 🙏🏼

song lang: I bet it was Xue Yang. Crafty bastard.

xue yang: hahahahahhahahhahahah hahahahahahahahah if it were me i would hv gutted him deeper 😈😈😈

xiao xingcheng: *intuitive typing* F.

[oinkinpigprince]

Charlie and/or Pim x ticklish!reader? Or ticklish Charlie/Pim x reader? (Or both? :))) )

I am severely ticklish, but I also get very very aggressive. Like legit violent

Tickling head canons for Charlie and Pim

Charlie dompler

Charlie does it to be a dick ngl, you two are sitting down and he just reaches over and wiggles his fingers on your side and you jump and gravel on the floor like a fish

He laughs every time, it’s his favorite thing. Watching you freak your shit after he just brushed your neck never fails to put a evil smile on his face

It is a rare thing though, which makes it worse. You forget and feel completely safe, just walking down the street with him and then he brushes your ribs and you are totaled

Ya know, Charlie just doesn’t strike ya as a person who would be ticklish ngl. Like his sides, feet, neck, nothing. Try as you might nothing. You’ve tried to get him back, trying anything to take revenge, nothing 😔😔

That was until one day you accidentally brushed his knee cap and he jumps. You two just stare at each other, bewildered and amused.

Oh my god, you made him regret ever even meeting you. At any given moment you’ll tickle his knees like a silly little critter, you abuse this fact. Sometimes when you go to reach he’ll jerk his knees away from you

It becomes an all out war at home, you two wrestling on the floor trying to get the other, it’s a lot of screaming and giggling. Your neighbors think you two are, interesting to say the least

When you two play competitive videogames like smash bros or racing games, he’s low key a sore looser. So he’ll tickle your neck to distract you

Pim pimling

He loves being cutely playful with you. Pim will tickle your sides just to hear you giggle, he thinks it’s precious.

Does it very lightly, like brushing his fingers on your side and watching you try and wiggle away from him, stifling laughter makes him feel giddy.

Pim does it frequently at home, maybe when you two are with friends and he’s bored. Sitting on the couch watching a movie and he’ll blow on your neck and giggle as you jump around

When you two are cuddling though he accidentally brushes his hands against your side which makes you just. He feels so bad but it’s also really funny

Pims very ticklish, like, embarrassingly so. He’ll flail his arms every time you even graze his sides and if you have him in your grasp, Pim will wheeze laugh and start crying

He’s screaming uncle, uncle but he’s tickled you one too many times. Revenge must be had. Pim has tiny arms so he can’t exactly get you back as easily, it’s fun for him to try!

Very wiggly, when you get him. He’ll fall to the floor like a fish, it’s really cute. You feel a little evil looking at his poor face as you mercilessly tickle him, but it’s quickly forgotten when you remember all the times he’s gotten you

Pim will also blow raspberries on your tummy, not rlly tickling it’s just rlly cute. You giggle and poke his head, it’s really cute couple moments that he enjoys with you.

[bonny-kookoo]

Jungkook

𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲 | Part 21

And suddenly, the tables have turned.

Tags/Warnings: Game Designer!Jungkook, Non Idol AU, established relationship, Angst in this one 😔

Length: 1k Words

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Bowser was incredibly happy to see the both of you, and Jungkook cant say he didn’t enjoy it as well.

Now, back in the car, it’s quiet- bags packed and stored in the trunk, tickets ready to have you both board the plane back home. He’s silent because he feels disappointed- mostly with himself. He didn’t end up asking you at all, never got himself to do it, and so he’s bringing back the ring- just not on your finger, like he hoped it would be the case.

What’s he supposed to do now?

The magic is gone, it’s nothing special anymore, and once you’re back home, you’ll both just get back to work and go about your days like nothing happened. All his work, all this stress was for nothing- just because he’s a stupid scatterbrained coward that can’t just ask his girlfriend to marry him.

Do you even want to marry him?

He’s never actually asked himself that question, now that he thinks about it as he takes the bags out the trunk to return the rental car, and take a cab to the nearby airport. He’s never really brought up the topic, it just felt like it was the right thing to do after this amount of time with you. You’re his final destination, there’s no other person he’d rather grow old with, so tying you both together legally was just a thing he felt was right.

But do you see him as such as well?

“Kook?” You ask, snatching him out of his thoughts. “I asked you if we wanted to eat something before we board.” You wonder. “We still have an hour and a half..” You wonder, looking around to check the variety of foods and snacks to get. But Jungkook just shrugs.

He doesn’t feel hungry.

“You can get something, I’m not hungry.”

This is the first major red flag for you that something isn’t right. You have an idea, but you’re also not really sure about it- and also, you don’t want to mention it, especially not in public like this. It’s a delicate situation, because you know that Jungkook doesn’t like talking about things that involve his emotions in such open spaces like now- because he’s soft at heart, and tends to become very riled up about things. So you want to give him some space right now instead- until you’re back home, and in the comfort of your safe privacy.

The flight is awkward.

You try and make some smalltalk- but it’s very one-sided, and it’s obvious he’s not in the mood to talk, so you leave it at that- instead stretching your limbs in his car that wraps you up in a familiar scent of sweetness, fabric spray and cold winter. Jungkook is still upset, quietly starting the car, which needs two attempts because it’s just a little too cold for the rather old engine. But it still starts up, purrs to life and instantly chimes up with the notice that his windshield washer fluid is low- something he constantly forgets to refill.

“We could stop by the gas station on our way home.” You say, pointing to the symbol glowing. “Before you forget-”

“I won’t forget, god damnit.” He growls, roughly putting in the gear before he starts driving.

“Okay, what’s wrong.” You ask him, unable to stand the silence any longer. “You’ve been upset ever since we came back from meeting up with Bowser.” You say, trying to be as gentle as you can be. “Is it because we had to leave him behind?” You worry, but he sighs.

“No, it’s not about that.” He whines, waiting at a red light. “Just.. Doesn't matter.” He just says, mostly to himself.

“Oh, is it about the propos...-” You start, his head snapping towards you with wide open eyes, all round and just as surprised as you are shocked.

Fuck.

Honking cars behind you both make him snap out of it, as he angrily drives to park his car in a gast station where he’s out of the way and off the road, before he turns to you. “You knew?!” He barks at you, completely short-circuiting now. You knew apparently what he was up to, what he was failing at, and you never told him, rather watched him struggle the entire time. “Since when.” He asks.

“I just-”

“Since when did you know?” He cuts you off, eyes glossy as he gets emotional again. He’s so embarrassed, feels like he’s stripped naked, like you’ve been watching him like some circus animal.

“..I found it in your bag, when we were using the pool.” You mumble. “I.. Just thought it was weird to keep your smartwatch in a velvet box, and I was wondering if you charged it. And when I opened it I saw it, and you know.. Connected the dots.” You shrug, feeling incredibly small under his strong gaze.

“And you thought ‘oh lets watch the stupid idiot struggle’ just for fun, huh?” He claims, crossing his arms.

“No!” You whine. “I just- I thought I’d help you by giving it to you? But you panicked and I don’t know..” You try and explain yourself. “I wanted to let you do it on your own. Because you’d get upset if I had told you I found out..” You say, but he just shakes his head, and starts the car again, quietly.

You feel terrible.

Even back home, as you both bring your bags up and back into your apartment, he refuses to properly talk to you- visibly upset at the whole situation, and you don’t know how to fix it. You can understand why he’d be upset, but what else were you supposed to do? Just tell him you found it and ruin his chances at getting it right? You couldn’t have known that he’d mess up every other chance.

So instead of coming back home as a freshly engaged couple, the velvet box is thrown openly on his office table, left alone just like you are, even though he sleeps right next to you.

Turned away, his back all he offers you.

[istarveforplatonicptnstuff]

Hella, Ninety-nine with a sleep deprived sinner who lives next to their cell...

- Hella might as well be your nightmare fuel 😇, she is the reason why you are sleep deprived in the first place… Or maybe not 😶 Because before she even was your cellmate, me thinks you were already sleep deprived… You hear her yell at a guard, at adjutant nightingale, and even at the chief. Every.single.day. No, she is not sorry and will do it again. Bestie, I think you’ll get used to it probably… In a year or so 😘 Stink does not care if you’re annoyed, she’ll probably even annoy you more by yelling more and yap at every opportunity… I think you’re better off making peace with the girl… - So, you end up bribing her with money. Since that’s what she’s been asking chief every time the two end up talking. You gave it to her when she started yapping too much while you were trying to do your shit. Her: Let me out of here and give me some sweets! Or else I’ll break out of my cell again and leave this place! You: Shut up and take my money. Her: 🤩 Girlie finally stopped and let you relax for once! Until she decided to yell again after 5 hours… But hey! At least it worked right? 😔 You better not be broke or know how to at least bake shit so you can get at least 5 seconds of peace before it returns to chaos again… But when was the MBCC ever quiet anyways? Stink, they might as well put a straightjacket on you so you wouldn’t be tweaking… - Timeskip to Ninety-nine’s arrival, you and Hella managed to become pookies somehow… So obviously, she introduced you to Ninety-nine, who tried to commit die on you the first time you met… Yeah, you still get the heebie-jeebies now and then when she approaches you, though some of ya’ll might be into that so… (Ignore this part 🤸‍♀️) Ninety ended up liking you after she saw how you were basically pookies with Hella… She ended up becoming your pookie, too! <3 - But good lord you are still sleep deprived, and when both of them are in the same cell well… Safe to say, you are never getting a good night sleep in those days because of how… Chaotic evil the two seemed to be whenever they’re both paired up… </3 - Unlike Hella who can be bribed with sweets or money, unfortunately, you cannot bribe Ninety-nine… But! If ya’ll managed to get even closer, she’ll probably quiet down if you’d ask… Stink, I can just imagine the sad hamster meme that you’d do that’ll make Ninety-nine quiet down for a bit…! But it’s not like it’s her fault that her mania level is so unstable… 😔 But anyways! Whenever she’s around, you don’t complain about the noise too much. You’d rather sacrifice sleep and stay up if anything bad happens while her mania level spikes up… You are a real pookie for braving the storm to help her out despite how dangerous it is and how it can get you killed!!! - Anyways, enough with the angst but if you somehow managed to hang around them a lot, you get to be a part of the shenanigans as well! Though, I don’t think chief and adjutant Nightingale would enjoy another chaotic evil to deal with when they already have a lot to deal with the others… 👩‍🦯 👩‍🦯 👩‍🦯 Though you end up becoming the voice of reason when they are about to do something… Stupid. 🧍‍♀️ - Yeah… Me thinks you’re more of a chaotic good rather than evil because you either ride with it or prevent another crisis to save the bureau from a mountain pile of paperwork… Me thinks you’d developed a migraine alongside with Chief and Nightingale due to how much… Shit they can do in one day… Like, I imagine you getting flabbergasted at the amount of property damage they can commit… Over opening a damn cookie jar. A jar. Right… A cookie… Damn it. Sighs, but oh well nothing is ever boring with the two and I guess… You wouldn’t have it in any other way… Right? ? Life is never boring when you're around these two!

[kiki-strike]

hi would you mind tellin me what ed ward was like? i might have to go there at some point and im scared also sorry if im phrasing it wrong and also also if you're more comfy dming or not answering at all thats fine

Hi yes I can!! And you can dm me if you want or send another ask if you have more questions :)

So there’s two kinds of 24-hour ED care, inpatient and residential. Inpatient is usually inside of a hospital, sometimes integrated with the psych ward (hence “ed ward”). This is where people that aren’t medically stable go (think serious heart conditions, people who flat-out refuse to eat, people who need to be in a locked ward to be safe). I haven’t been to inpatient ed, so I can’t say much on that subject. I do know that you typically stay in inpatient much shorter than residential.

I was in residential for four months. Usually ED treatment takes longer than treatment for depression and such and it’s not uncommon for people to go into residential more than once, but it’s pretty rare for residential to last more than six months. It’s expected that you’ll do a step-down plan which means after you leave res you’ll do a PHP and an IOP (PHP is when you live at home but go to programming during the day, usually 40-60hrs a week with all meals there, and IOP is usually half a day 2-3 times a week).

My res was three houses in a neighborhood (not in a row) and we would all go to the biggest house during the day. There was usually 2-3 group therapy sessions and 2-3 classes (DBT skills, nutrition, etc) per day, every day (inc weekends). We spent the rest of our time doing leisure stuff and eating.

Meals took up a HUGE portion of the day because we got half an hour for each meal, and then there was another half hour for supplements, plus 15 minutes for snacks and 15 minutes for snack supplements, so that amounts to… 4.5 hours every day. The way meals worked was each person got their own plate, to their own needs (some people got tiny amounts bc refeeding, some people got huge amounts bc restoration, etc). You got to choose 3 blacklisted foods that they would never give you, other than that if you didn’t like the food you had to suck it up. I chose spicy food, eggplant, and I think peanut butter? Because being vegetarian didn’t count (though I told them I was vegan instead because I was scared of milk😔). If you didn’t finish your food you got supplemented - 1/2 a sup for eating 3/4 but not finishing, one sup for 1/2-3/4, and two supps for eating less than half. Our supps were Kate Farms unless you had other dietary restrictions; I got switched to ensure clear halfway through because I went on a Kate Farms boycott to get it haha, WORTH IT ensure clear I love you. You had to sit at supps table for the whole half hour or until you finished it (it was a socially-acceptable choice to just sit there for half an hour). If you didn’t drink your sup you lost privileges for the next day, but unless you’d been there for a few months you didn’t actually *have* any, so… privileges were going on our daily 10 minute walk, the weekly strip mall field trip, and if you were VERY LUCKY going to the bathroom with the door closed. During meals there were a lot of blacklisted topics because yknow. Bad Time Let’s Be Nice. If you weren’t eating staff would gently encourage you but wouldn’t be mean about it, and the other patients would too. It’s pretty hard to fake eating there, but not impossible, and definitely impossible to do it without other patients seeing (because we all watched each other eat So Closely and we know all our tricks…) and other patients ratting you out is a definite possibility. You weren’t allowed to leave the table during meals but sometimes it happens. If you didn’t eat for two days they sent you to inpatient (they couldn’t actually force you to eat in res, but in IP they can tube you).

In our free time we all got really close. Everybody had a roommate and we slept in real bedrooms with our own bathrooms (which we could only use at night, they were locked during the day). A lot of us crocheted, there was lots of reading and coloring. We were allowed an hour of screen time, including TV, a day but that was taken away if you were Really Bad (think screaming fit not like “didn’t eat fear food”). If you were still in high school you were expected to do that (online) during free time (which was also a ticket to unlimited computer time during free time lolol, same with AA). The people you go to res to become like a weird version of your family, you’re together for months with ONLY each other doing something very emotionally taxing, so like within the first few days boom you now have 15 new best friends. It’s also very insular in that there are trends? Within your res? I started a rock painting trend, and also pestered staff enough that they finally let us garden (this was just me gardening and everyone else reading in the yard). Everybody listened to top 50 pop even if they hated it, because at res you like it (I’m very attached to billboard pop 2021 still), we all watched every Keanu Reeves movie because it’s funny to say that you have (none of us even liked him that much).

At res everything is funny because everything’s so bad? It’s this sort of delirious sheen that takes over everything, like looking at the world through a soap bubble. That said I was also on the maximum dose of seroquil. Everyone’s super supportive, not like the movies. If they didn’t actually want to recover they didn’t say anything about it.

Staff there consisted of three types: the babysitters (I don’t know their real titles), mostly college girls who babysat us and ran the houses, the therapists/psychiatrists who ran groups and did individual therapy, and the nurses. There was a nurse on staff until 11 every night, because we all had hot girl stomach issues and sometimes hot girl heart problems. They took blood once a week and there was a doctor that saw you once a month or if you complained about something long enough. The babysitters were all really nice though some were less pushover-y than others (let you stay on computer longer etc). They said they did room sweeps once a week but I had contraband they never found. They also said we weren’t allowed to touch each other for more than five seconds at a time (I am the reason that rule exists haha) but like… you have a roommate for a reason!! (I’m not even talking about sex I just mean snuggling ;-;)

In terms of visitors you mostly only got your parents or if you were married your spouse, maaaybe somebody’s friends came once? But not common. You’re not allowed alone time with your visitors (like prison!) and anything they give you has to be searched by staff (same as stuff you order online or buy on the strip mall field trips). A lot of rules are very very strict because people with eating disorders are masters at worming their way out of things which sucks but makes sense.

There were some unsavory things that happened to me there that I’d like not to talk about here, just know that when you go, it’s very possible for staff to lie to your parents/caretakers to the point that they don’t believe you. It is very hard to leave once you check yourself in, and if you do leave before they let you, that’s called AMA and your insurance won’t pay for the part of your stay you did already (which for me was $2k a day. For four months). Once you go there you’ve basically handed over your rights indefinitely to the program in exchange for learning how to eat good and not die. Which is better than dying but not amazing either, but that’s the way it is.

Some other unintended side effects:

1. If you were scared of blood draws before you went in you won’t be when you come out.

2. You’ll be able to pee anywhere no more pee shyness. Along those lines we had to describe our shit every morning to the nurse in earshot of everybody? So you won’t be embarrassed about that any more.

3. You might forget to close the bathroom door the first few months you’re home.

4. You’ll become very attached to some foods in res and then when you get out can never eat those foods again. For me that’s biscoff cookie butter.

5. You’ll be WAY less on your phone. You’ll know how to sit and wait instead of going on your phone immediately for entertainment.

All in all I’d say you get more freedom than the locked ward and less freedom than rehab, but stay longer than both of them combined. Fellow patients are awesome, staff is a mostly positive mixed bag, and activities are dismal (eating).

I wish you so much luck in recovery. You can do this! Every meal is a new beginning. I believe in you!

A funny for you for making it this far:

[lyranova]

It was a bit confusing, but I think this is right…? The ‘Love me like you do’ one, prompt 17? Platonic Fuegoleon and Leopold. Leopold gets heavily injured on the battlefield and is panicking because he thinks he’s gonna die, and then Fuegoleon helps him calm down. In the end Leo lives. I think I did it right? Thank you very much

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Hiya anon! This is kind of right 😅, at least for me and this event, but it’s okay no worries 🥰! I apologize that my event was confusing, I tried my best to make it clear for everyone but I kind of failed 😅😔! And this probably isn't exactly what you wanted, but I still hope you enjoy!

Word Count: 465

Warning: None

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“ Leo, just close your eyes,” Fuegoleon coaxed softly as he held his little brother in his arms. “ You’ll be alright, just calm down.”

It was the middle of the night, and as Fuegoleon was going back to his room after working late into the evening, he heard his younger brother Leo let out a dreadful shout from his bedroom. Making Fuegoleon turn and open the door to see Leo sitting up in his bed, shaking like a leaf, sweating like he had just run a hundred miles, and breathing heavily. But what he really noticed were the tears in the young boy's eyes. Fuegoleon rushed over and sat on the edge of the bed.

“ Big brother…” Leo said softly as he tried to get his breathing to even out. “ What happened? Where are we?” He asked as he began to look around the room wildly, Fuegoleon patted his brother on the head.

“ We’re in your room, you were sleeping.” Fuegoleon told him, and it was like a light bulb went off in Leo’s mind as he nodded.

“ Right…right…”

“ Are you alright? We’re you having a bad dream?” Fuegoleon asked after a minute of quiet passed, Leo nodded as he took a deep breath.

“ I…I dreamt that you never woke up from your coma, and that you, and Big sister, died in the battle with the elves because I wasn’t strong enough…” Leo muttered as he looked down in shame. But instead of being scolded like he thought he would, he suddenly felt Fuegoleon wrap an arm around his shoulders and hug him close.

“ It was only a dream, Leo,” Fuegoleon said softly. “ It was only a dream. Sister and I are both still here and are very much alive.”

“ But what if…what if I’m still dreaming right now, and you’re just a figment of my imagination?” Leo asked, causing Fuegoleon to chuckle a bit as he moved away and ruffled his little brother's hair.

“ Come morning light you’ll that you, Sister, and I are all safe and sound. I promise,” He said with a warm smile. Leo nodded slowly.

“ Brother, will you stay with me?” Leo suddenly looked away. “ Just until I fall asleep!”

Fuegoleon chuckled, the last time Leo had asked him to stay with him until he slept was when he was a young child. But he agreed before getting up, grabbing a chair, and pulling it up beside Leo’s bed.

“ Alright, but this is the last time.” Fuegoleon said in a light-hearted manner, and Leo nodded before he laid back down in bed and fell asleep.

As Fuegoleon watched his brother sleep, he silently hoped and prayed to any deities that were listening, to make the nightmares and bad memories that were plaguing his little brother go away and never to return.

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Thank you all so much for reading and I hope you all have a good day~!

[chanstopher]

Dear friends, just a note to say... dress warmly, eat well, stay safe and sound, keep smiling, I’m always there for you. 

2022 was a really great year for me on here, I’ve made more friends than i ever could have expected, and had so many wonderful interactions with people in my askbox and beyond. Stray kids have brought me so much joy, only amplified by the kindness I have received from all of you. I am so grateful for all you have given me, especially the love and support you have shared. I feel so privileged to be a part of such a kind, safe, space. I love creating for stray kids, and especially for chris, it brings me so much peace and joy in my life and I’m thankful to everyone here for giving me the opportunity to be absolutely insane over him.

@lonelystreetlight the loml (behind chris and jeongin and minho and jisung and cha- you know where you stand) my bestest friend my otp to age our friendship 😌 i love you and i miss you so much you’ve helped me more than anyone could ever understand and i’m forever trying to draw enough jisungs to repay that 🍕

@brianbangs amazing how we proved science wrong by being actual twins while never having met 🤔 truly immaculate of us. thank you for being the most unhinged person in the world with me about that one guy we’re both disgusted by. and for being the sunshine and rainbows to my lil storm cloud of a being. i know our friendship is still so young (how have we not known each other for decades?) it’s so important and special to me. i love you very much the ashley to my mary kate 

@quokki oh my wife i love you so much. you are so talented and fun and amazing. i love getting to watch your art style evolve into the super cool style it’s become. i get to look at that immaculate chris every day and be so floored that you made it just for me 🥺 thank you for being my friend, it really means the world to me

@nevoono god you are so special to me nev, i am so happy you live in safe my little phone making the cutest and funniest art in the world. and that you’re constantly giving me these perfect icons and thinking of me 🥹 i love you so so much you’re the sweetest person ever i’m so happy you’ll always be my first stayblr friend 🖤

@decembermoonskz oh izzy my angel i love you so much, you’ve truly made my entire stayblr experience a million times better, i love talking to you and hearing about how you’re doing and i’m always here keeping you in my thoughts and hoping the world is treating you like the ball of sunshine you are to me and everyone lucky enough to know you

@ the stayblr discord there are a million of you i cannot be bothered to try and tag everyone, but thank you for all the amazing love and support this year, literally could not have gotten through it without you. i love you and i promise i’ll try to be more active 😔

@ my anons my sweet little garden of anons that come to visit me i appreciate you so much, i feel so lucky to have each one of you coming to spend time with me, to share things with me! you’re all so very special to me 

and last but not least to all my mutuals and followers, you mean the world to me, i would be nothing without all the support i get in the tags you give me. there are so many ppl on here that i’m too shy to talk to but i adore i wish i could befriend each one of you like you deserve. thank you for being here and loving chris and skz with me 🥹🖤🤍

Signed

Dreamy

ps if you get the reference from the beginning im kissing you on the forehead hehe

[candyhearts-and-paperflowers]

"LIN ‼️ LIN ‼️ LIN ‼️ LIN, LISTEN TO ME ‼️ before, when I told you to,,,,,, when I told you you’d be safe if you killed the other nominees,,,,, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY DO IT ???? But I didn’t stop you once you did 😿" "for the rest of you lucky bastards, commencement marks an incomparable milestone in your lives. You’ll likely never be this happy again." "AND I’M SORRY FOR NOT STOPPING YOU 😔 I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD INCREASE MY CHANCES" "your chances ??? 🤔" "I WAS ALSO A NOMINEE FOR THE PHAETHON PRIZE, but I don’t care about that anymore 😯 I e want to stop others from getting hurt 😿" "well, thanks for letting me know 😇" "FUCK" "you should’ve come silent, you had a smart plan 🙏" "PLEASE LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT THIS" "OH MY GOD VINCENT ‼️‼️‼️‼️WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM ????????" "TO HIM ????????????? HE TRIED TO KILL ME 😡‼️‼️‼️"

hi louis

[puuvillaa]

3, 15, 16 for the end-of-year asks!

Hello! 🌻

end of the year asks

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

This scene from The Werewolf Hunt

“I’m worried. I’m—I worry that you’ll forget about me completely. That’s what it’s seemed like these past weeks. You only see him. It’s like I suddenly don’t exist to you at all… Even he’s been paying more attention to me, and he never even speaks to me.”

James turned his eyes to the floor. The carpet was an ugly shade of beige, and he couldn’t understand why someone had thought it was the perfect colour for the carpet people would step on when they first got inside.

“I don’t know… You seem so happy with him. Did you know you smiled for the first time since… everything, the day we found him? I couldn’t make you smile. And I couldn’t even…”

He squeezed his eyes shut.

“I couldn’t even keep you safe,” he whispered. “If I hadn’t been late to meet you—if I hadn’t… I could have saved you.”

He swallowed, but no amount of trying could stop the tears that had gathered in his eyes.

“I let you down. And I’m sorry.”

His voice broke on the last word, and he tried to stifle the sob that followed. He jumped and opened his eyes when Sirius butted his arm with his head. He pushed his glasses aside and tried to wipe his tears off, but they wouldn’t stop coming, and he sniffled, his lower lip trembling as he tried to hold himself together.

“I’m so sorry.”

Sirius pushed himself under his arm and sat down, leaning softly into James. James sank his fingers into his fur, as if it would help stabilise him, as if he could grasp Sirius’s very being and never let go. Sirius was warm against him, and James tried his hardest to stop crying, but it was impossible, the hot tears running down his face as he leaned into Sirius’s warm body, knowing that if he had been earlier, if he hadn’t lost track of time, Sirius would have never been bitten, and he continued to cry. His heart ached and the pressure that had resided over his chest ever since he had first found Sirius’s mauled body had grown in weight.

It took a long time, but James eventually stopped crying. He hiccupped and leaned more into Sirius, wishing that Sirius were his human self and could talk to him. He didn’t think he had ever needed to hear Sirius’s voice more than he did at that moment.

15. something you learned this year

A very recent thing I learned was that the repetition I used in The Iridescent Moon doesn't work 😔

16. fic(s) you completed this year

There are so many!

The Werewolf Hunt (M, 21.8k, James&Sirius, wolfstar)

James would follow Sirius anywhere—even to a werewolf hunt across the country.

Stuck (on You) (E, 5k, remulus)

Remus wasn’t expecting to encounter Regulus during his mission, and he definitely wasn’t expecting what happened next.

Ready to Believe (not rated, 119, wolfstar)

For Remus, Sirius is willing to believe.

Mitä jäljelle jää (T, 1.2k, wolfstar)

Sirius on hiustenleikkuun tarpeessa.

In the Dark, You Shine So Bright (E, 4.5k, Remus/Caradoc)

Every day, Remus and Caradoc grow closer and closer.

The Limits of Patience (E, 4.5k, remily)

Remus has yet to tell James about his relationship with Lily, and he’s quickly approaching the limits of her patience.

Different Kinds of Luck (T, 1.1k, wolfstar)

Remus Lupin was not a lucky man.

Kevätpäiväntasaus/The Vernal Equinox (M, 2.2k, wolfstar)

Remus and James’s birthday cruise doesn’t go according to plan.

Stirring the Cauldron (E, 1.8k, snupin)

Remus likes to wind Snape up to see his reaction.

Happiness Is a Fire (T, 735, wolfstar)

Being happy frightens Remus.

Kissing Animals (E, 8.6k, snackin)

After Remus walks in on Sirius and Snape having sex, he becomes obsessed with the idea of joining in.

Tie My Tie for Me? (E, 5k, bokukuro)

Bokuto needs help with tying his tie. Luckily, Kuroo can help with that.

Peaches and Cream (E, 2.6k, wolfstar)

Sirius watches Remus eat a peach.

An Anemone and a Crescent Moon (E, 13.6k, snupin)

Ever since Severus found out who his soulmate is, he has known he will never have his happy ever after.

Something Bad in the Dark (T, 1.6k, wolfstar)

Sirius can't sleep.

Such a Brave Boy (E, 5k, Lyall/Remus)

In the summer before Remus’s 6th year at Hogwarts, Lyall catches him trying to sneak out to find Greyback. Why does Remus want to find him, and what can Lyall do to stop him from going?

Maybe We Could Pretend (T, 3.7k, wolfbucks)

After Sirius fell mysteriously ill, James and Remus were left to go on their planned road trip by themselves.

Planning to Love You (E, 16k, snupin)

Remus and Severus are secretly in a relationship and have a plan to keep Severus safe from the Death Eaters. Their plan is compromised when Remus’s friends find out about the relationship. Will they keep the secret?

Stuck in the Lift (E, 3k, wolfstar)

Remus and Sirius get stuck in a lift at the worst possible time.

I'll Be Wearing a Red Scarf (T, 2.5k, wolfstar)

Remus and Sirius have been online friends for years, and their relationship has been shifting towards a romantic one. What will happen when they finally agree to meet in real life?

The Iridescent Moon (T, 963, wolfstar)

Sirius felt exposed when Remus looked at him.

Bones (not rated, 94, wolfstar)

Remus finds a bone in his flowerbed.

Bleeding Through Your Shirt (E, 3.9k, wolfking)

What will happen when Kingsley realises that Remus doesn’t take proper care of himself after the full moon?

A Sticky Situation (E, 4.2k, wolfbucks)

Remus has been living as a beta for years, when one day, his suppressants stop working and he goes into heat. Luckily, his flatmate James is away for the weekend. Or is he?

By Appointment Only (E, 108k, wolfbucks)

All alphas must be mated by the age of thirty. If an alpha isn’t mated by then, they will have to be appointed a mate by the Alpha Mating Registry.

Remus and James meet at the Registry.

Also r/s big bang and the crack ship fic, but those won't post until next year. I will also still finish knot fest and Remus decides to die before the year is over

[danses-with-dogmeat]

Day 24 -- Star Paladin Cross

The (nsfw) details for Kinktober, Day 21 are just below the cut!

Minors, please don't interact.

Face-Sitting with Cross x g/n! Lone

Lordy this was so fun to write. Cross is just such a delight, I wish she got more recognition all around 😔 Like, before I starting writing for Fallout, I didn't even know she existed! It's crazy, but I love her now <3

I hope y'all love it! 😁

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Included: Face-Sitting, cunnilingus, oral sex, making out, petting, uncertainty turning into consent.

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Despite her best efforts, a wanton moan slipped from the Star Paladin’s mouth as Lone ground their hips into hers. They were intoxicating, everything about them screamed want, from their soft lips, the sweet taste of them, like honey and cola, the feel of them, the heated touch of their hands over her thin top, the invigorating rub of their pants against hers in all the right places. 

It felt bad to feel this good. 

It felt like it shouldn’t be allowed. It was too decadent, too addicting to be permitted in her vicinity. Cross had always prided herself on her ability to exercise control, to remain calm in the most pressing situations, to be cool and collected in the midst of utter chaos, but Lone unfurled any feelings of control or withholding that she could muster. 

They were a damn danger to her, that’s what they were. 

Now was no exception. The way they rubbed against her, pulling sounds she didn’t think she was capable of making, inspiring feelings she’d never had the liberty to explore. She felt like a goddamn initiate again. They made her everything she’s not, they made her giddy with joy, hot with need, mindless with desire, and they were both still clothed. 

She groaned again as their fingernails dragged through her short hair, the sound growing louder as they pulled away and she unwittingly voiced her frustration at the loss. 

“I need you.” Lone whispered, and a jolt ran up Cross’s spine. She nodded, her hands going to the hem of Lone’s shirt, her mind made up as to where exactly this was going, but Lone’s grip on her hands stopped her. She looked up with raised brows. 

“I want to try something different, something I think you’ll like.” They bit their lip, their expression earnest as they hesitated. 

“What is it?” She asked gently, a little caught off guard by their meekness. Usually it was Lone that was more forward in the bedroom. 

They smiled strangely. It was almost… devious. Cross’s eyes narrowed. 

“I want you… to sit on my face.” 

Cross opened her mouth, but no words left her. 

They… what?

“Lone… I– Well, I’m not sure exactly what you mean by… I mean–”

“Shh.” Lone held a finger to her lips. Cross could tell they were trying not to laugh at the way she suddenly became so flustered. “How about I just show you?” 

Cross swallowed hard, but nodded nonetheless. 

She felt safe with Lone, she trusted her partner’s judgment wholeheartedly, and if they thought she would like this, well, who was she to say they’re wrong? 

Lone smiled at her broadly as they climbed off her lap, moving next to kneel between the Paladin’s legs. 

“First thing’s first.” Their hands moved swiftly, her partner’s excitement palpable as they popped the button on her cargo pants, and pulled down on the zip. “Gotta get these off ya.” 

Lone winked, and Cross felt herself flush. 

Damn vault-dweller. 

She lifted her hips for them as they pulled the fabric down her legs, underwear and all, and let it settle on the floor. They looked up at her, eyes half-lidded and pupils wide and dark, and their tongue drew over their bottom lip. Cross’s breath caught in her throat, and she nearly coughed. 

That wouldn’t be particularly sultry, would it? 

“Alright, onto the next bit.” Lone stood and circled around the bed, climbing onto the mattress and shifting into a lying position with their head nestled upon one of their pillows. Cross cocked a brow at them. 

What now?

“Okay, I’m set.” They told her, “Now, climb aboard, soldier.” One hand gestured to their face, and Cross merely blinked at them. 

“Y-you can’t mean–” 

“Oh-ho, yes I can.” They propped themselves up on their elbows to look at her. “What part of ‘sit on my face’ didn’t click for you?” They were grinning like an idiot, drunk off the glee of embarrassing her this way. 

“Well, I just… Won’t you suffocate? This just doesn’t seem safe.” 

Lone burst out laughing at that, the cacophony shaking the mattress below them as one hand clutched at their chest. 

“No, love, I’m not gonna suffocate.” They finally managed, “But if I’m having trouble, I’ll tap your thigh, and you can pull off me for a moment, okay? Nothing safer than that.” 

“I disagree. I can think of several acts that are safer than having me–” 

“I promise, Cross, it’ll be fine. I swear. If you don’t like it, or I end up… not breathing, or something, we can stop, okay? How does that sound?”  

The Paladin looked away, thoughts of what could go wrong circling in her head until she forcibly silenced them. 

They want this, and I told them I would at least try. 

“Very well. Let’s… do this.” Cross rose to her knees as Lone fell back on the pillow, their broad grin persisting as she shifted closer to them on the mattress. 

If nothing else, the way they craved her, the way they were patient, the way they wanted to please her… Cross was so unused to such treatment, it almost made her feel selfish to have Lone in her life. 

It felt strange… to say the least, as Cross straddled her partner’s head, her knees on either side of the pillow as she lowered her hips down. Lone had gone down on her before, and that too had been something foreign to her, something they’d had to talk her into, talk her through, but she had undoubtedly enjoyed it. 

This might be a similar experience. 

She hovered over her partner’s face, refusing to drop her weight down until Lone’s hands gripped at her hips and pulled. Every muscle in her abdomen flexed as she felt Lone’s hot mouth against her folds, and she nearly panicked, nearly pulled up again as she worried about crushing Lone’s nose, or smothering them below her, but her partner merely groaned. Their hands tightened their grip on her hips, and she shuddered as their tongue darted out and swept along her slit. Cross’s breath caught in her throat, one hand gripping to Lone’s while the other went to the top of their head, threading through the hair there as she closed her eyes to deepen the sensation of their mouth against her. 

Lone quickly set a rhythm below her, licking over and between her folds in long, luxurious strokes before driving their nose forward to grind against her sensitive clit, each time they did it causing an involuntary buck of the Paladin’s hips as she tried to prolong the contact. 

Quickly, she felt herself growing wetter, craving more. Unsurprisingly, Lone had been correct in their assumption that she would enjoy this action. Now that she was out of her own head, it became easy to lose herself in the pleasure, in the closeness, in the trust her partner was placing on her. 

It was easy to lose herself in the pleasure as well, as the tip of Lone’s tongue teased at her welcoming entrance, dragging along the sensitive skin below before delving within to lap at the wetness that was leaving her. 

It all felt so… erotic. The slick noises and breathy moans coming from her, the groans of pleasure from Lone, their desperate, grasping hands, the way they ground their nose into her, their heavy breaths as they pulled away, before pushing forward in earnest, devouring her pleasure like she was the only ration they were allowed. The thought of anyone stumbling in to see this made her blush. There were few times in her life where she felt so alive as this. 

Cross’s hips moved more liberally as she felt her need begin to grow, the pressure of Lone’s tongue, and the drag of the wet muscle over her was pleasurable, but not enough to drive her to her release. Lone seemed to sense it themself, and Cross stilled herself for a moment as she felt their hand move over her thigh, but her worries were dashed from her as their fingers delved between her legs, quickly finding her clit and rubbing over it in tight circles, even as their tongue continued to fill her. 

She’d need to commend them later on their ability to multitask. For now though, she resumed the rocking of her hips, slow and gradual, but enough to push Lone’s tongue deeper into her with each pulse forward. 

With the increasing pressure on her clit, and the rhythm of Lone’s incessant lapping at her slick, Cross felt that knot within her stomach tighten, her thighs clenching around her partner’s head as she tried to hold back from completely thrusting into the feel of their fingers. 

I said I wouldn’t suffocate them. I meant it. 

“Mmhm.” Lone murmured something below, and Cross’s eyes snapped open. She lifted her hips, her heart racing as she rose up and allowed them to speak, and to breathe, if they needed it. 

“Are you alright?” She asked, breathless herself from her building pleasure. 

“Let go, baby. Ride me, grind into me, I can take it.” They thrust their head forward, placing a swift kiss on her thigh, “I want you to feel good. Don’t be afraid. I’ll tell you if I need you to stop.” 

“Okay.” Cross nodded, throat dry as the word left her. 

How did I end up with someone as good as Lone? 

Her partner’s hands went back to her hips, urging her down again, and the pair resumed their ministrations, quickly picking up where they left off, and Cross felt the burn in her belly roar to life. 

Damn, they’re good. 

Her eyes closed again, her mouth hanging open as she did as they asked, as she let go. She tried to ride them uninhibited, to grind against their face with a new vigor and let them know that she trusted their word, but with every deep thrust, every hard rub of Lone’s fingers, she felt herself winding tighter and tighter, until finally, it snapped. 

Cross threw her head back, nails biting at Lone’s scalp as she rode out her release over their face, her thighs shaking with each new lap of their tongue over her sensitive sex. Lone drank her up, a groan leaving their throat unwittingly as they tasted their partner in the most intimate way, and soon, despite Lone’s unyielding touch, Cross felt her release taper off until she was left with nothing but groggy satisfaction. 

Lone’s hands released her thighs, and she clambered off of them, settling down by their side as the pair panted for breath. 

“So,” Lone managed as they sat up beside her, “Did you enjoy it?” 

Cross chuckled briefly, causing the mattress to shake as her numb body melted into it. 

“Oh yes. Most definitely.” 

Lone shifted to face her, the area around their mouth still glistening with sweat and her juices. Cross’s face heated at the sight. 

“Hm.” They smiled, just as deviously as they had before, “Told you you would.”

[spongie-pancakes]

Weirdcore/object head ocs (some of my favorites) //TW: pencil sketch g0re, mentions of m3d!cal tra^ma, tra^ma in general, sm0k!ng, dr-g ab-se, eyes/eye contact (lots of it) // please stay safe !!

first up: Kendall !!! {he/they}

This fella probably has the most art made of him because he’s easy AND fun to draw so fun to draw in fact I made a whole animation meme with him (you can go look at it on my YouTube channel or my stray fawn studios ;])

lore-wise he doesn’t have much compared to these other guys but I’m working on it I promise

Jack !!! {he/him/they} this fella has the least art bc I can’t draw sunflowers 😭😭 I’m sorry I did him dirty

Lore: his dad was a doctor and gave him lots of medical trauma (think forced dr-g trips & general ab-se) and then he ran away and started having withdrawal and seeing ghosts but surprise he wasn’t actually seeing things and the ghost was actually there

Emilia {she/they}

uhm she’s the ghost Jack was seeing lmfao

Lore: she got st4bbed to d34th in the stomach by her father

Joshua {he/him} i titled him the token straight friend but realized momentarily he is also one of the queers (Demi & Bi [w/ a women preference] if u were wondering) I also don’t draw him v much bc I can’t draw dogs or canines 😔

Lore: Jack’s childhood best friend & partner in crime who helped him run away & also he has undiagnosed adhd yes he does

//GORE WARNING BELOW//

Marcy !!! the lady !! {she/they}

absolute pan icon, very angsty & emo lmfao looser /j 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lore: got their eye torn out of its socket at a rather young age of 13 by their twin sister & has held a grudge ever since bc she wouldn’t just donate one of her many eyes to them & they think she’s being stingy and greedy so uh they don’t have the best relationship but joined forces with Jack after they found him just kind of wandering aimlessly around their neighborhood

Elenor {she/her} Marcy’s twin sister & eye ripper, very traumatized, kinda feel sorry for her tbh

Lore: she’s on med!cation to keep her head from going supernova & exploding & also to keep her from uh committing murder ?? When not on her p!lls she’s a real force to be reckoned with (Marcy learned that the hard way) but when on them she’s pretty chill, she has really serious anxiety so uh yeah

This is all of the main guys on Halloween for the last prompt of arttober I did !!! the one holding Joshua’s hand is his little sister Belle but she’s not really important

I have quite a few others but they aren’t NEARLY as flushed out as these guys are so uh we’ll go over them later (and by later I mean either never or when I actually do flush them out)

hope you liked em (you’ll probably see a lot more of them sometime soon

[dlili22]

I Know We Can’t Talk No More But I Fucken Miss You. I Think About You All The Time And Every Time I Do My Eyes Get Watery Just With The Thought Of You Gone. No Words Can Ever Explain The Way I’ll Forever Feel Without You Here But I’ll Forever Save All Our Memories Until The Day I Can’t And Reunite With You. You Were My Very First Love Since The Day I Held You and You’ll Forever Hold A Special Place In My Heart 🩵. Te Extraño Mucho Mi Niño Hermoso. Just Know You Weren’t Alone and Your Mommy Wasn’t Alone. And I Was There Till The Very Last Breath You Took After Making The Most Hardest Decision That We Could’ve Ever Done, But Knew It Was Best So That You Wouldn’t Suffer No More. I Sat There For Hours Holding Your Hand And Your Foot Begging God To Save You. Begging That If He Took You That You’d Be Safe And You’d Be Reunited With Your Grandpa and Dad.. It’s Been A While Since I’ve Gone To The Cemetery To See You But It Hurts Me Just Going There Because You Shouldn’t Be There. You Should Be At Home With Your Bothers and Sister and Your Mommy. Not Feet Deep In The Ground Buried 😭.

Everything Went Down Hill Just When I Was Planning On Turning Your Life Around. I Was Planning On Saving Your Money And Take You Places, Take You To See Your Grandmother, My Mom. But Things Just Didn’t Go As Planned and My Mother Never Got To See You. She Spent Years Since You Were 1 Years Old Begging Your Mom To Take You But She Never Did And Now My Mother Will Never Get The Chance To See You. She Will Never Get The Chance To Love You The Way We All Did. She Only Took Care Of You That 1 Year Till We Parted Ways In Mexico. I Feel For My Mom and My Sister For Going Through These Hard Times Alone. And All I Can Feel Is Sorry That Life Had To Get This Hard And Will Continue To Be .. 😔😞

[lleldey]

„bUt nOt aLL of meN aRe the sAmE” yeah maybe not but fcking most of them and as a woman you experience things like that on a daily basis and it’s so scary because you can never be too comfortable with a man and always be on guard…it’s so sad and makes me so mad

i’m so sorry for what happened to you and your friend so i’m glad you both got out of there safely 😔

-🐇

Hi!! First off, thank you for reading my babbling rant, it was a lot, but I’m grateful you took the time to not only read it but respond 🥲

I feel everything you wrote. It’s truly insane. I know that nowadays basically everything surrounding sexism and even more so feminism is thought as a joke, but genuinely these past two months have thought me how important these subjects are

You are right, it is scary being a woman, like genuinely scary. The hundred different what-ifs and escape plans one has to keep just to interact with a man—

Dunno if whatever higher power is trying to teach me a lesson for the past two months, but recently I asked some of my female and male acquaintances/friends a simple question - do they think that sexism still exists. One group said no or very minimally, the other said they see it everyday. Don’t think it’s necessary to say who said what.

The fact they don’t even see it as a possibility is mind blowing. I know that female and male brains function a bit differently but still, how ignorant one must be to completely overlook everything that’s going on and deem it normal? 🥲

Ha, another thing I came across; friends boyfriend thought me a new ‘slang’ they’re using - ‘wale hunting’. Or in other words men (rather boys, let’s call them the appropriate way) make a bet before going to any party/clubs to find the ‘ugliest woman’ and… yeah, I was ready to throw hands.

Based on what you wrote, I think you’ll agree when I say I have to pull up so many walls when I’m speaking to a man. Like genuinely be on a high alert.

Haa, this is exhausting, would be very grateful if men would leave me and the people around me alone for at least good 6 months

The ‘not all men are the same’ is overplayed so much and all for what? Like, they don’t even notice how they speak to a woman, calling one bitch when something doesn’t go their way or she’s not interested, not even mentioning physical force. I’m just truly exhausted and ranting again, soooryyyy

Thank you for reaching out! I know this is a story/fic blog so rants are not necessarily a part of it, but it’s been really pressing me for a while now. Thank you for all the support, sending you the best thoughts and sunshine! Hope everything goes well for you! 🌻