#new safari

[crybaby-bkg]

Kirishima who likes that cheesy, shitty porn that makes you and Bakugou cringe, but you two can't help but indulge the big guy when he wants to role-play.

bakugou has been a swimmer since he was an infant, but pretends to drown in you guys' pool so Kiri can jump in and save him as the life guard on duty. gives bakugou mouth to mouth which always seems to devolve into tongue kissing and a cough from you to at least get back on script. it somehow ends up with you thanking the life guard for saving your boyfriend by offering up your mouth to him while he continues to tongue down Bakugou. its a little stupid, but everyone always gets off.

or, his other favorite one, where he's coming in for a massage and you and bakugou are both the masseuses. Bakugou works his back muscles and you flip him over to do his front. you always somehow end up bouncing on Kiri's cock while Bakugou fucks his mouth. you don't mind that one as much, because Kiri's chest oiled up always look so delectable, and the sounds he emits low in his throat when you play with his nipples is always worth the ache in your thighs the next morning.

you've done hero-villain-civilian role-play before too, where you're the helpless victim fallen prey to a mysterious blood riot and trying to be saved by dynamight. that one, despite how much you both complain about it all, seems to elicit the eagerest responses from all of you. its something about playing helpless while being taken from behind that does you in. especially when you're bent over in Bakugou's lap while he's tied down to a chair, unable to save you, his sweet little civilian. eye to eye with him, his mouth gagged, while Kiri fucks you so mercilessly that your drool hits Bakugou's chin and his evil laughs makes both of you close to orgasming.

now that one makes the role-play seem just a bit less cringy. but only when its you guys doing it, not the fake shit Kiri watches. if wants cheesy porn, then you two are willing to help him play it all out in real life.

[thenewsquidbeaksplatoon]

What’s captain 3 like? Are they friendly?

“I think the Captain is super cool! They use sign to communicate, so the others have to translate a lot for me because I’m still learning. I think they’re nice! If not, a little intimidating…”

“And, uh, I’m sure they’ve forgotten about that whole “Thanks parental figure!” incident by now…”

[cheekedupwhiteboy]

[reniadeb]

🐻@reniadeb⛵

[safarisaythings]

Texas, sarcastically: Nice onesie. Does is come in men's?

California, walking in wearing a bear onesie: Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us.

Texas: *spits out his drink*

Florida:

Loui:

New York:

Gov, Done with Everything™️:

[neworderscans]

Article on "New Order Presents: Be Music" compilation, Electronic Sound Magazine 2017

[ladychandraofthemoone]

Traintober Day 17: Holiday

Ivo’s first Halloween 🎃 👻!! His driver, Kara Cupper will go all out for her little engine/sibling/brother/son figure . If he wants to be painted like a jaguar 🐆, she’ll decorate him as one!! Lowkey inspired by that fact that a few of Ivo related content had something to do with safari (his only wooden railway toy with the zoo hippo 🦛 , Ivo’s Hugh Hunt/Safari, etc).

[queenofmoons]

they need to make a google docs that doesn't shit the bed after 20k words and also that is free

[bunnihearted]

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[elijones94]

🐾 In the “Scooby of the Jungle” episode of “The New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show”, Shaggy, Daphne, Scooby, and Scrappy investigate the disappearances of the animals on a game preserve in Africa. In doing so, they encounter Randar the Ape Man and his giant gorilla, Mobotu. Surprisingly and coincidentally, the “Safari So Goodi” episode from “What’s New Scooby-Doo?” contains similar plot elements in relation to the risks of obtaining exotic pets. I remember watching the “Scooby of the Jungle” episode on Cartoon Network many, many years back. Last December, after watching this particular episode on the Boomerang app, I did multiple rough sketches based on that episode. On account of Christmas and other commitments well into the spring, I had to put off till further notice. 🌺🌸

[vulcanette]

Patrick Wolf, Nowhere Game

[hallmark-movie-fanatics]

Hallmark to Premiere Six Movies in August: See the Schedule (ET Exclusive)

Hallmark Channel will debut four original romances every Saturday for the month of August as part of its "Summer Nights" lineup, while Hallmark Movies & Mysteries will premiere two new movies, ET can exclusively reveal. Additionally, season 10 of the Erin Krakow-led When Calls the Heart will be underway with new episodes rolling out every Sunday on Hallmark Channel.

HALLMARK CHANNEL All premieres are at 8 p.m. ET/PT, unless otherwise noted.

Making Waves Starring: Holland Roden and Corey Cott Premieres: Saturday, Aug. 5 Music executive Amelia (Roden) goes to a festival on the Outer Banks to beat out the competition for an elusive new band and discovers that the group is fronted by Will (Cott), her childhood summer sweetheart. Over the course of the week, as Amelia tries to convince Will that her company is the better choice for his musical vision, she realizes there might be a conflict of interest…her feeling for him.

When Calls the Heart - Season 10, Episode 2: "Hope Springs Eternal" Starring: Erin Krakow, Pascale Hutton, Jack Wagner, Kavan Smith, Chris McNally, Kevin McGarry, Andrea Brooks, Martin Cummins, Kayla Wallace, Loretta Walsh, Viv Leacock, Amanda Wong, Johannah Newmarch, Natasha Burnett, Ben Rosenbaum, Hrothgar Mathews Premieres: Sunday, Aug. 6 at 9 p.m. ET/PT 

A Safari Romance Starring: Brittany Bristow and Andrew Walker Premieres: Saturday, Aug. 12 Megan (Bristow) is a research scientist living her dream in South Africa pursuing a Ph.D. in ethology, while working as a ranger on a nature reserve. When Tim (Walker), an American theme park designer arrives to capture footage for an immersive, safari-themed attraction, Megan serves as his guide. As they spend time together exploring the savanna to observe giraffes, elephants and lions in their natural habitats, romance develops. Knowing that Tim will soon return home, Megan is afraid of giving her heart to someone who lives half a world away.

When Calls the Heart - Season 10, Episode 3: "Oh, Baby" Premieres: Sunday, Aug. 13 at 9 p.m. ET/PT 

Never Too Late to Celebrate Starring: Alexa PenaVega, Carlos PenaVega and Sherry Miller Premieres: Saturday, Aug. 19 Camila’s (Alexa PenaVega) busy schedule at the dental practice where she works has left her exhausted and with little time for a life outside of her patient load. When she meets Javi (Carlos PenaVega), a substitute teacher at the school where Camila’s mother Sherri (Miller) works, she takes him up on his offer to join the Spanish class he teaches on the side so she can finally learn the language of her late father. Sparks fly as Javi helps Camila connect with her Mexican roots and, with her 30th birthday around the corner, Javi encourages Camila to mark this milestone with a “double quinceañera” to honor her Hispanic heritage. Not one for big parties, she’s hesitant at first but ultimately decides to take the plunge and celebrate in style.

When Calls the Heart - Season 10, Episode 4: "Great Expectations" Premieres: Sunday, Aug. 20 at 9 p.m. ET/PT

Napa Ever After Starring: Denise Boutté and Colin Lawrence Premieres: Saturday, Aug. 26 After inheriting her estranged grandmother’s winery in Napa Valley, Cassandra (Boutté), a high-powered attorney, takes a sabbatical from her job to renovate the property that was the source of the fractures within her family. With the help of handsome local Alec (Lawrence), she learns more about the grandmother she hardly knew and is able to reconcile the past, while finally opening herself up to a love like she’s never known.

When Calls the Heart - Season 10, Episode 5: "Life Is But a Dream" Premieres: Sunday, Aug. 27 at 9 p.m. ET/PT

HALLMARK MOVIES & MYSTERIES All premieres are at 9 p.m. ET/PT.

Big Sky River: The Bridal Path Starring: Emmanuelle Vaugier and Kavan Smith Premieres: Friday, Aug. 11 Tara (Vaugier), now settled in Montana and dating Cowboy Boone (Smith), works to bring their family lives together but tensions arise, as blending their families will be more of a challenge than anticipated.

The More Love Grows Starring: Rachel Boston and Warren Christie Premieres: Friday, Aug. 18 When Helen’s (Boston) husband unexpectedly asks for a separation just after they’ve dropped off their daughter at college, she struggles to navigate her newfound single status. Thanks to a stray dog who enters her life and the friendship of a helpful veterinarian (Christie), Helen rediscovers her strength and begins to forge a new path.

I'm leaving out the When Calls the Heart blurbs for episodes 2 through 5 because they are spoiler heavy, and for anybody who might not wanna know just a warning before you click this LINK too read the full article at ETOnline.

[safarisaythings]

I haven't touched this blog in *checks time* awhile, but I have headcanons. Specifically, animal headcanons because I'm autistic and animals are my everything.

Specific states have animal like features due to their state nicknames

-Loui has pelican wings since he is the pelican state

-Michigan has wolverine ears, tail, and claws since he's the wolverine state

-Iowa has red-tailed hawk wings because (GO HAWKS and ik he's the "hawkeye" state but let me have this, iowa needs more cool shit)

-Wisconsin has badger ears, tail, claws, and blank and white stripes in his hair

-Oregon has beaver ears and slightly larger front teeth and he may or may not have a beaver tail (he does but hid it at first because he was self conscious but then realized he can smack California with it one day and now he only hides it when he's around more than just the west)

-Utah has little bee wings and very small antenna that he hides under his hair (and Colorado swears he saw he also has a stinger but no one believes him or questions why he knows)

-Ohio may or may not have deer ears and a tail (to this day this has never been confirmed but there have been many attempts by many states to figure this out)

New Mexico and Arizona have Gila Monsters! They're the only states they are native to that have them as pets because California spends a lot of time at meetings, Nevada works on the strip so he's barely home, and Utah has kids so New Mexico and Arizona are really the only one's home enough to care for one. I don't have a name for the Gilas yet, but New Mexico made jewelry for each of the states Gila's are native to that can't have one. Nevada has a ring that has some of the Gila's shed in the middle, Utah has a bracelet that has the same color and texture of their scales, and California has a necklace that has a pendent shaped like a Gila.

I think Arizona would have a whole reptile collection. So would Florida but in a different way. Arizona's would be like the more traditional professional reptile collection with proper habitats and equipment. Florida will bring home a toad, a python, and a swamp puppy and let them have free range of his house until someone reminds his that it is, in fact, not a good idea.

Texas has a Texas Heeler (a cross between an Australian shepherd and a blue heeler) he's named Buck that he's trained to nip at Oklahoma's and California's ankles whenever he's around them (side note: I've had a Texas Heeler and yes they do this a l o t and it hurts a little bit and I love Buck)

This is getting very long but I have more so if anyone wants a pt 2 to this I will provide

[squids-and-waffles7]

GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT THEIR TUMBLR WORKING AGAIN. HELLO. I HAVE SO MUCH ART TO POST OML

[hanlight]

The Sleeping Warrior was very much… awake in the safari rally today! 😂

[nando161mando]

Google witness accidentally blurts out that Apple gets 36% cut of Safari deal

Google and Apple specifically requested that detail be confidential.