#ngl i'm kinda proud of this one :D

[sysig]

Red Eyes and Evil Time, practically the same thing right (Patreon)

[cheeseceli]

When you don't use their card

Pairing: Ot8!skz × Gn!Reader (individually)

Genre: fluff, reaction

Request: Wondering if you could do stray kids giving you their card when you go out shopping, but you don’t use it and they see you haven’t and what they do 💗🖤

Warnings: not proofread; nothing more if I'm not mistaken

A/n: this layout is so pretty, admire it with me for a second pls

Bang Chan

Y'know when he goes 🤨? That's him right now. Genuinely doesn't understand why you wouldn't use it. Like, the card was right there... Next to you... And you chose to not use it? If you explain that you just didn't want to use his money because you didn't feel comfortable, he'll explain to you that he doesn't mind in the slightes if you spent it. Actually, he'd be kind of honoured if you did. When he convinces you, he is smiling all adorable and content fr

Lee Know

When he didn't receive any notification from the bank he thought you had actually lost his card lmao. The minute this thought pops in his head he's calling you asking about the whereabouts of his card. When you tell him that you just didn't want to spend his money, he'll manage to convince you to use his card through the phone. He has a proud grin when he receives the first notification from the bank.

Changbin

He'd be kinda sad ngl. When he offered you his card and you took it he was feeling so proud of himself 😭 like "oh I'm such a good boyfriend :D". So when you don't use it he pouts for a second or two. Spend his money and he'll get happy again real quick!!

Hyunjin

Got a little :( tbh. But he doesn't address about it nor have a really dramatic reaction at first. Some days later he will spoil you with a lot of gifts, things he thinks you could've bought with his card. Half of it is just to make you happy and half of it because he wants to make you feel valued through his acts.

Han

Oh he's betrayed. How could take his card like you were going to use it but then you don't?? Stabbing him would've hurt less (he'd be so dramatic lol). Would try to go shopping with you next time just so he can make sure he'll be the one paying

Felix

When he didn't receive any notifications of the bank he thought that you just didn't buy anything. Perhaps nothing satisfied you so you didn't even buy it. But when you come back home with your shopping bags he's so ??? Like "how did you buy those things🤨". Audibly gasps when you tell him you used your own money. Betrayed pt2.

Seungmin

Gives you a glare that makes you freeze when he finds out. Next time you go shopping he offers you his card again, making sure he's glaring at you again like there's a threat in his eyes - "you better use this card this time." When you actually do he switches up completely and gives you the sweetest smile ever lol. It would be kinda cute ngl

I.N

I think that at first he wouldn't have noticed that you didn't buy your things with his money. But then you go shopping again and his bills stay the same... I think he'd catch up at the second or third time. Accuses you of letting him be delusional all this time believing he was the one paying for you😔 jokes aside he'd let you know that it's okay if you don't feel comfortable spending his money, but it's his pleasure to spoil like this and that if you don't mind him paying, you shouldn't hesitate on actually using his card

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Thank you for the help bestie @zzzzzwicked 🫰🏻

[kozmicmizuu]

at this point expect random lil senecios and headcanons just popping up 😔🫶

also is it obvious i have a favorite trio????

(a lil uzuigiyuu, rengiyuu, uzuren, actually just put three together uzurengiyuu)

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Kyojuro: Tengen doesn’t deserve you.

Kyojuro: If they don't treat you right by now, you're gone.

Giyuu: I'm gone.

Kyojuro: Now go chop their dick off!

Kyojuro: sapnu puaS.

Tengen : What??

Giyuu: What language is that.

Kyojuro: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Kyojuro was removed from the groupchat*

Giyuu: Kyojuro, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Kyojuro, naked in Giyuu's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Giyuu, already taking off their clothes: ... Me neither.

Tengen : There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?

Giyuu: Nope, there's 26.

Tengen : Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.

Giyuu: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.

Tengen : You'll get the D later ;).

Giyuu: No.

Giyuu: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Kyojuro: Don’t preach to me about romance, Giyuu. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.

Giyuu: I know, i was there and so was Tengen.

Kyojuro: Oh yeah.

Kyojuro: What are you in the mood for?

Giyuu: World domination.

Kyojuro: That's a bit ambitious.

Giyuu: You are my world.

Kyojuro: Aww...

Giyuu:

Kyojuro:

Giyuu:

Kyojuro: OH.

Giyuu: My bad…

Giyuu: We need a diversion. I say Kyojuro gets naked.

Tengen : No.

Giyuu: I could get naked.

The squad: NO!!!

Tengen: I mean… if you really want to-

Kyojuro: NO DONT THATS ONLY FOR US TO SEE

Giyuu: WHAT

Kyojuro: There. How do I look?

Giyuu: Like a cheap French harlot.

Kyojuro: French?!

Tengen: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

Kyojuro: Of course we would, right Giyuu?

Giyuu: Yeah, i mean we already kinda are.

Kyojuro: What’s your body count?

Giyuu: Do you mean sex or murder?

Kyojuro: I hate the fact that i have to specify which one im taking about.

Kyojuro: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Giyuu: What’s up your ass this morning??

Tengen : *walks in* ...Hey.

Giyuu: Hmm… nevermind.

Kyojuro: WAIT NO

Giyuu: *sucking on a popsicle*

Kyojuro: Pfft, you practicing for when Tengen gets here?

Giyuu: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Kyojuro: *Concern*

Giyuu: don’t worry he’s into that.

Kyojuro: Oh ok- WAIT WHAT

Giyuu: look Tengen , I'm not slut shaming you but...

Giyuu: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

Tengen: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Giyuu: What did Tengen do this time?

Kyojuro: More like WHO did Tengen do this time?

Giyuu: *Nodding in agreement*

Tengen : I like your top, Kyojuro!

Giyuu: I have a name, you know.

Kyojuro: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

Giyuu: I thought is was funny ngl.

Tengen : Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.

Kyojuro, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.

Giyuu: Wow, Tengen was late too! What a coincidence!

Giyuu: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Tengen : Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Giyuu: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Tengen : You forgot pride.

Giyuu: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

Giyuu: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Tengen :

Tengen : I'm gonna tell them.

Kyojuro: Don't you dare.

Tengen : Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Giyuu: Well Kyojuro and I-

Kyojuro: *elbows Giyuu*

Giyuu: ...wouldn't know.

Tengen: Damn i didn’t think you’d be kinky Kyo!

Kyojuro: Why single me out!?

Tengen: Quiet people are always kinky.

Giyuu: Nuh uh

Kyojuro: Bonjour, Giyuu. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Giyuu: No, I don't want to sleep with you.

Kyojuro: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

Giyuu: Know why I called you in here?

Tengen : Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Giyuu: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Tengen , with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Giyuu: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Kyojuro, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Tengen , not looking up from their book: Really? Giyuu, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Giyuu: I thought we were having a sleepover..

Kyojuro, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Giyuu: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Giyuu: Here you go.

Kyojuro:

Giyuu:

Tengen : Why am I here?

Giyuu: I’m so funny.

*At a speed dating event*

Tengen : Oh wow, people are really shallow.

Giyuu: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?

Tengen : *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.

Giyuu: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

Tengen: Again?

Giyuu: Being a medium is an experience.

Giyuu: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Tengen : If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

Kyojuro: Why are you two like this?

Tengen : Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Giyuu: Go to church.

Giyuu: WAIT—

Giyuu: Oh look who got laid last night.

Kyojuro: That’s right chumps, missionary accomplished!

Tengen : Heh, Giyuu sneezes like a girl.

Giyuu: How about I pound you like boy?

Giyuu: That didn’t come out right.

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Sigh i’m not well, but i love them sm. They are severely out of character but that makes funny. that’s there dynamic now fr fr. Don’t worry they can wholesome.

[thebluester2020]

Humbly asking for your horny Jio rant (≧ω≦。)!!!!

(I am ravenous for even the smallest of crumbs)

Summary: [RSV] Jio NSFW Alphabet (I pick my favorite letters so nothing's in order!) Warning(s): 18+ filth (Im not holding back, y'all have been warned) Kinda nothing tbh I'm literally just spitting from the mouth and hoping it makes sense. Rough Sex + Dub-con(?) (In letter D but it's Jio's imagination), Side note(s): Oh girl/boy/sibling...ANON BUCKLE UP. I struggled writing this ngl, I could write a fucking essay about how much this man means to me but I didn't want to use a ask to just rant away so...this is like a normal NSFW ABC fic but with some humor (my horny rantings) sprinkled in so lol, be on the lookout for those. MINORS AND AGELESS BLOGS DNI

quick side note ; to the poor unfortunate souls that may come across this post don't have a single fucking clue who Jio is. This is Jio from the RSV mod aka the man I'd willingly slut myself out to.

extra note alert ; Before we begin though, I want to make one thing really clear.

I'm biased as all hell toward Jio because I have the biggest thing for elves. Woman, man, doesn't matter to me. If they have pointy ears and are unusually attractive and tall, then I'm all in dude. So with that being said? Please believe me when I say that stars shot from my eye sockets when I learned this man was an elf.

AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART.

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Jio would be the king of aftercare. His dialogue already implies that him and farmer get freaky on the regular so he'll definitely ask you if you need any water or if anywhere is a little more sore than the usual (in which case, he's giving you a massage that puts professionals to shame). But if you say no to any of these and state that you'd rather just cuddle, he's pulling you closer to his body immediately and whispering sweet words to you as he pets your head until you go to sleep.

♡ - "Drink," The soft-spoken word made you steadily crack your eyes open before, through your hazy vision, you saw Jio standing over you with a cup of water in his hand. You snickered quietly to yourself as you propped yourself on your arm to take it, the crispy refreshing taste of the liquid going down your throat both hydrating you as well as giving your body a jolt of awakeness. And as a delicious ache ran through your body, particularly in-between your legs after you and Jio's love-making session.

Your cheeks started to darken and warm a little at the memory of what you and your husband had done only a few minutes ago. Something that Jio quickly picked up on as he smirked at the alluring sight of you growing more and more embarrassed from your own thoughts. "Something on your mind, my love?"

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Jio would definitely be proud of his muscles. There's a scene where the farmer openly gawks at him when he's meditating in his spouse area so I think after seeing his spouse so openly drool over him. He'd become more focused on his muscles when he trains and would definitely give the farmer a little show every now and again. As for the farmer, though? As cheesy as this response is, I think Jio would love every part of you, there's no part that he favors really because he thinks your literal being is a blessing in his eyes. This means there's definitely a lot of body worship during sex.

♡ - You felt like you were on cloud nine right now as Jio kissed every available surface area of skin on your body.

Each time his lips would ghost over your skin. The more your thighs twitched with the urge to clench if it weren't for your husband situating himself between them, his hand teasingly petting at your soaked cunt much to your dismay. "J-Jio..." You begged, the sound of your whiny voice making the elf throb in his pants before he looked up at you through hooded eyes. He placed one last kiss on your hand before he responded with a throaty "Yes"?

"Please..."

You hated how you felt yourself throb at the sight of him smirking at you, almost as if he were a fox who just an inch closer to capturing his prey. "Please what, my star?" He turned your hand over to press a kiss in the middle of your palm before he moved down to your stomach, kissing down and closer and closer to the area you wanted him most until he stopped again. "You have to be more specific, begging aimlessly won't get you anywhere."

You pouted. "T-There." You tried gesturing to your aching pussy by grinding forward against his clothed dick, eliciting a sharp hiss from him. Yet, as quickly as you tried to seduce him into giving up on reminding you of his manners, he moved back a little to avoid any more of your tempting ministrations.

"You know how to ask properly, not by acting like a tempting vixen." He pinched your thigh lightly as a warning, a whine escaping your lips as you ran your tongue over them.

"Please...touch my pussy, I-I need you."

His praising smile felt like it could light up your very soul. "As you wish, my star."

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Okay so— I feel like when it comes to Jio himself? He's not big on cumming on you. Since he sees as no less than a goddess basically, in his eyes? Cumming on you is degrading, no matter how much you try to convince him that you're into it. However, cumming inside of you is definitely on the books, he loves it. As for you though? This man is a total Munch Master 365 days out of the year. Want to ride his face until he squirts on you? He's into it. When he fucks you and he sees your slick beginning to drip from your hole and onto the floor, he has to resist the urge to eat you out in order to continue stuffing you full. Your cum is essentially ambrosia to him, he could go hours drinking you down and he's never going to be fully satisfied.

♡ - He couldn't get enough of your sweet nectar.

Your delicious slick that dripped from your needy cunt after just a few minutes of foreplay. Jio would've had a mind to laugh if he weren't so focused on sucking on your clit right now, his arms locked around your thighs to keep you from closing them as you moaned and pulled at his hair, the stinging pain encouraging him to keep going in his ministrations whilst he struggled to try and keep a close eye on you.

But, from the combined fact that his head was swirling from both your taste and his growing lust, as well as his bare cock twitching against the bedsheets, the little friction it had from his grinding against the sheets only did enough to make him needier and needier for your warmth rather than actually getting him off!

Then again, in the face of your pleading eyes looking down at him in a silent bid for him to keep going until you came...

How was he able to deny such an expression?

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He definitely would've had a dirty imagination about you once or twice before you two even started dating. However, they would mostly be along the lines of "Yoba, this farmer is so annoying because they say hi to me every day...let me fuck them to take my frustrations out on them". Now, when these thoughts would pop up, he would definitely try to bury them, to the point no matter how hard his dick if after thinking about it. He's not going to falter and touch himself. But oh boy, does it cause him to start to see you in a new light after starting to think about what you look like under your clothes.

♡ - Typically, Jio was in control of himself much more than this.

He wasn't aware of a single thing in this world that could shake his foundations or make him waver in his beliefs. But...it seemed that you were a unique exception because, for the last few nights since the night the two of you began talking since your victory in the Spirit World. His mind has been...plagued, with certain imaginations that is.

Imaginations that focused on the topic of how annoyed he was of you.

It was infuriating how you didn't understand the words 'Go Away'.

So, in the deepest reaches of his mind, he knew the perfect method to make you understand how much he disliked you. He'd approach you in a forest, perhaps you would already be on your way to talk to him one-sidedly once more, and he'd pull you towards him before smashing his lips against you.

His cock would twitch inside his pants at the sound of your needy moan, eager and possibly elated at the fact that you were finally getting the attention you were seeking from the very beginning as Jio swiftly pressed you against the bark of a tree and flip up your skirt.

"Tch," He click his tongue at the sight of your soaked panties, lightly pinching your backside when you wiggled your ass to tempt him into giving you more. "...Such a needy thing, hold still. I'll give you what you so eagerly want." He'd whisper, more to himself rather than you as he quickly freed his cock and wasted no more time to pull your panties to the side before he stuffed you full in one thrust.

Yet the second he'd begin to move...he'd snap himself of his thoughts.

Now the elf was faced with a new task. To find a way to calm his raging hard-on, he refused to fall into the pit of temptation that he was so certain you were trying to lead him into.

extra note ; Continuing on my last point—

He's. A. Tsundere.

He's. Mean (with that hidden sweet side to spice it all up)

And not to expose myself but I fucking love mean men. And to be honest? I'll go a step further. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE NICE??? During the Ridgeside quest line, the first two years of my playthrough revolved around J I O, and with every single mean dialogue he dished my way, I licked right up.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

I think of Jio as a half-in-half case. On most nights, he's super romantic and likes to treat your body as if it was gifted to him by Heaven itself (i.e If you're not confusing the moment for a Wattpad scene then he's thinking he hasn't done enough). On the flip side though, he'll ditch the romance if he's super pent-up or if you're explicitly asking for him to treat you a lil' more roughly.

♡ - His heart felt like it was close to bursting.

Within the dimly lit room of your shared bedroom, the soft sounds of your sexes meeting could be heard as he trusted up into you as you sat on his lap, the two of you sharing a hugging embrace as his cock twitched inside of you at the sound of your moans.

But, his orgasm was steadily becoming an afterthought as all Jio could focus on was you. After all that he had been through in his life, all the sacrifices he's made—

How could he be so lucky to be with you in this moment?

To have your love and attention?

"My love," He panted out, his voice uncharacteristically breathless and whiny as he nearly pleaded for your eyes to be on him. Shakily, you took your face from the crook in his neck to look at him, your hands sliding up his body until they cupped his face. And from that simple action alone, the elf had fallen deeper in love with you.

"Y-Yes" You responded to him, your face somehow warming even more as you looked into your husband's lovesick eyes. A small smile was on his smile and his cheeks as well as the tips of his ears appeared flushed.

Jio smiled as you caressed and held his cheeks before his face fell to rest in the valley between your breasts. "You're so pretty." He sighed dreamily.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He doesn't jerk off much, to be honest. (And to be honest? I feel like his libido doesn't really "activate" unless you're around him) Even when you two are in a relationship and I fully believe it's because 1. He's usually too busy/focused on his missions to think of rubbing one out or 2. He has you so if he's in the mood then he'll just go to you. But should you not be in the picture at the moment? He'll just get himself off to a piece of clothing that smells like you or his imagination.

♡ - "Fuuckk..." Jio whispered to himself as he sat on the edge of the bed, his hand slowly stroking his cock as he breathed in the smell of your scent from a shirt you left behind on the bed. The combination of that plus the imagination of your hands being the one on his dick rather than his own...it made for a pretty convincing moment that led him closer and closer to his orgasm.

It wasn't often that the elf masturbated. It wouldn't ever compare to the real thing.

But...when you said you'd be on Ginger Island for the next few days to attend to businesses there, he was expected to uphold the task of keeping things here on your farm in order.

And he'd do just that.

However, he didn't expect that his body would react so strongly to your absence. Even as his ministrations on himself slowly got faster and faster on his cock, going so far as to even spit on his dick to try and poorly imitate your slick and how it'd make your movements faster.

It was dull in comparison.

So dull that as his hands slowed and he came to a stop. All he felt was boredom. "...Yoba," He hissed in frustration.

He'd simply wait until you returned.

final note alert ; I saved my biggest thought bubble for the end so here we go-

Jio is the best-modded husband hands-down. Literally fight me on this. It's hard to convey my thoughts fully without giving concrete evidence (+ the fact that I'm going based off my memory since I haven't done a playthrough of the RSV questline in a lil' bit) but I think that anyone who's on the fence of RSV needs to give it a shot, even if it's just for Jio 💀. Like deadass, the whole reason I started this blog in the first place was to have a reason to rant about this man every now and again before it became a place for me to rant about hot people in general.

To reiterate, I'm biased as hell because I have a thing for elves and mean guys but seriously to anyone who reads this.

GIVE RSV A TRY.

Hot elf guy aside, the character stories in the mod are super good. Like I'd recommend Shiro, June, Ian etc. ANYDAY OF THE WEEK. I can't imagine my modded Stardew without Ridgeside Village so-

YEAH PLAY THE MOD SO I HAVE MORE PEOPLE TO RANT ABOUT THE HOT MEN WITH <33

[crispycreambacon]

You fill your head with thoughts you find you can't even feel

Try to make room in your skull, but it’s full of them

All of the things that you think and then think about thinking

I know it’s hard, but they're not who you are

They're white noise

— White Noise, Will Wood —

Welcome one and all to "Mashing Two Interests Like Playdough", the first episode is Puppet History x Will Wood, specifically the Substitute x White Noise 'cause holy moly. It fits him so well. Omg.

I had so much fun creating this poster! I'm really proud of how the poses and the rendering turned out even though both gave me a rough time at first </3 I actually had an earlier version of this poster, but I scrapped it because it wasn't doing it for me ngl :,D I'm glad I did though!

Anyways if you'd like to know more about why I think this song fits the Substitute, you can read my interpretation of the lyrics and how they can relate to him below the "Read More" button. You can also find the glitchless + filterless version of the poster there.

Note: A lot of this is speculation on my part, and you don't need to conform to this reading. This is just how I perceive him.

They paint the walls with colors that you're not meant to notice

They fill the halls with tunes you can't get into your head

Let's establish the obvious: The Substitute can't feel. The extent of his unfeelingness is unknown, but what is known is that he can't taste and can't have the sensation of touch. This may lead to him being isolated due to his inability to relate to experiences both humans and his fellow puppets seem to have, particularly the experiences of the one he is based on.

Yeah, it sorta sounds like a retro top-40 but wrong

You're not meant to sing along

It isn't that kind of song

It's white noise

Despite his unfeelingness, he still wants to have the experiences others have. After all, he literally almost killed someone just to have that chance, but his plan is not entirely well-thoughout. How was he going to dispose Ryan's body without getting caught? How was he going to sew the skin onto himself and dispose the rest of it? What was he going to do after he finally what he asked for?

In a way, he was doomed to fail. He was never meant to gain sentience anyway, let alone have the desire to feel like his counterpart. His existence is a complete accident. Now he has to deal with the consequences of actions he never even had a hand in doing.

But if you listen closely I swear, to God I swear

You can hear the ocean if you hold it up to your ear

This lyric directly inspired the pose of the Substitute listening to the conch shell. He has memories of some of the most wonderful sensations on Earth yet he can't connect with any of them. Perhaps when no one was looking, he tries to recreate some of them in a desperate attempt to find a scrap of semblance of feeling and gets increasingly frustrated with his inability to understand them.

Is it any wonder that he would do anything to regain that scrap of enjoyment? To end his torturous experience by any means necessary?

Its personality's a lack of identity

The entire second verse in general speaks about the meaningless of art and how people try to give it meaning anyway. The Substitute's only purpose was to replace the Professor either to console a dead mass or to continue the show. Now that the Professor is back... What can he do?

Moreover, he's also never allowed to have an identity of his own. Since he's meant to be a perfect copy of someone else, especially someone who's presumed to be dead, he can never really deviate from that role because it would break the illusion the puppets created to cope with their grief. No matter what his desires are, he can never really explore any of them because no one is allowing him to do so.

Also, the way the orchestra swells during this part kinda calls back to theatrical music for me. I feel like the Substitute would enjoy performace arts. His bombastic musical number implies he had a flair for the dramatics, and despite his lack of feeling, his expression of his ambitions is quite dramatic.

You fill your head with thoughts you find you can't even feel

This can relate to how the Subtitute is forced to relive the memories of the Professor despite not being able to experience the emotions connected with them. In a way, he has to so that he could remind himself of his motivations. Remembering the joy the Professor got through feeling would keep him going on this path in the hopes that some day, he could feel that joy too.

I know it's hard

But they're not who you are

They're white noise

This line can be taken in two ways. One is based on the speculated official meaning of the outro which is centered on intrusive thoughts. No doubt the Substitute deals with homicidal thoughts, but I wonder if he truly believes in them. Does he genuinely enjoy indulge in them, or does he act on them because it's all that he knows? For all the talk about him having the Professor's memories, at the end of the day, he was crudely coded for one simple purpose. His thoughts are very simplistic—as seen with how quickly he jumps to murder as the most logical solution for his problem—and I wonder if he was given a chance to grow beyond his purpose, he could've reliazed that homocide was not the right course of action.

The other way, which is likely more relevant, relates back to the Substitute being intrinsically tied to the Professor. His thoughts, his memories and his actions are all in a way influenced by the Professor. But it didn't have to be this way. As unlikely as it is, he could've had a life where he discovered his own interests and his own personality outside of being "the evil Professor". If he had gotten to learn more about the world on his own, if he had been able to act not as the Professor but as himself, he would've been able to develop more and find that joy he was missing. He could've had a life.

Unfortunately, he was never given that chance, and it is unlikely that he ever will be.

[swimmingismywholelife]

Shoot Your Shot

Summary: Now that Chelsea's season is over, you show your support for your best friend (and his teammate too)

Warnings: best friend!kepa, suggestive comments, pretend Kai is single, just a fun post really

A/N: Truly I'm in love with Kai Havertz and this is really just an excuse to post about him also thank GOD this season is over Chelsea's been absolutely shit

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yourusername & kepaarrizabalaga

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yourusername: I know it wasn't the greatest of seasons, but I'm still so ENDLESSLY proud of you. You won Save of the Season and the hearts of so many. Now onto one final game for the National Team! Te amo Kepa estoy muy orgulloso de ti 💙💙

kepaarrizabalaga: Gracias amor te amo 💙💙

kepaarrizabalaga: although you never post me so I'm side eyeing you a little

yourusername: I'm not sure what you mean I would NEVER have an ulterior motive!

kepaarrizabalaga: ......let's pretend like that's a true statement but okay

k3paloveme: they're such bestie goals I'm CRYING

chelseafc: that's our Kepa!

arrizabalagainmyheart: he's literally the only reason we weren't relegated 😭

y/npleasesteponme: kepaarrizabalaga would you be willing to share bestie y/n I promise I'll only take her on the weekends 👉🏽👈🏽🥺

kepaarrizabalaga: honestly you can keep her full time I'm tired of her stinky ass

yourusername: EXCUSE ME you're the one who hasn't showered so who's stinky now man y/npleasesteponme I'll be your bestie CLEARLY I need a new one

kaihavertz29: 👀👀👀👀

Kepathekeeper: Kai??? What are you doing here?

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yourusername & kepaarrizabalaga

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yourusername: also Kepa if you could introduce me to your hot friend here and give me his number that would be great thanks 💙

kepaarrizabalaga: YOU WITCH I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WITH YOU

yourusername: I stand by my statement I have no ulterior motives I'm just supporting my favorite team 😇

kaihavertz29: why ask Kepa when you could just get it from the source love?

yourusername: you make a good point hey Kai wanna give me your number 👀👀👀

kaihavertz29: good girl look at you learning fast I'll call you soon

yourusername: ....Lord have mercy on my soul I- 😳

kepaarrizabalaga: OH G O D SOMEONE BLEACH MY EYES

kingkai: I feel like I'm intruding on something wtf

chelseastan57: yo me too but I'm kinda here for it ngl

kailover_29: they're doing this on main too they've earned my respect

benchilwell: kaihavertz29 mate your season might've been shit but post season is looking real nice 😜

kepaarrizabalaga: PLEASE don't encourage this

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[skyberia]

wait re: your tags on that last post, I also rlly love that detail abt your lines, especially in the goro you posted sept 5. but do you have a favorite piece that you’ve posted recently/favorite example of that?

brother it means the world 2 me that someone else not only noticed it but also liked it ngl. thank you!!!!

for that goro piece in particular i quite liked the pink/magenta bits around the tie and kind of outlining the 'wings' around his arm :')

and one i'm really quite proud of is from that one akeshu piece i did a few months back-- specifically the epaulettes (took me forever but they ended up Really good) and the warmer tones outlining both their faces !

as for other examples in recent pieces, while working on that astarion drawing i got really excited about the greyish bits around his eyes, and the red on the edges of his palm

and for a more obvious one the kinda cyanish blue around the bottom bit of his eyes in my most recent drawing :D (honestly all of the cool tones there but that blue in particular i really like)

[nezumithewriter]

one last delay for Come Take a Sail Among the Stars

i'm very ill rn and currently stuck in bed, so the fox will be released tomorrow instead of today

as compensation, below the cut is the first two parts of the story. Note that some pats may be changed tomorrow when i do final proofread

enjoy while my throat burns :D

03/18/24

Xx_LordofWar: has anyone else been seeing weird shit lately

ReadyPlayerThree3: weird how ?

Snow_Bunny: in general or

Xx_LordofWar: like a bunch of stuff’s been happening when im trying to sleep

Xx_LordofWar: i keep hearing giggling and stuff near my window

Snow_Bunny: Sounds like a ghost

ReadyPlayerThree3: who’s vengeful spirit did you disturb lord

Xx_LordofWar: i don’t think its a ghost??? If it is its a very non-confrontational and very bright one

ReadyPlayerThree3: dude i think someone’s just shining a flashlight at yourw indow

Xx_LordofWar: if it was you’d think i’d be able to see them run off but no it just disappears whenever i open the window

Snow_Bunny: think i’ve had the same things happening to me ngl

Snow_Bunny: think the same things but also if i leave food for them they leave a coin on my window

ReadyPlayerThree3: average nj night behavior

Xx_LordofWar: is this only happening in new jersey though?

ReadyPlayerThree3: idk i’m fine here in pa idk what’s going on in your garden state

Xx_LordofWar: Pennsylvania mention. opinion invalidated

Snow_Bunny: even the moon?

ReadyPlayerThree3: ??

Xx_LordofWar: oh yeah the moon’s weird too

Xx_LordofWar: there’s a weird shadow on it that kinda looks like a rabbit

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“Jeremy, how--” The red-hoodie-wearing boy paused for a moment, before continuing, “Jeremy, how did you get a 98 in Chemistry?”

The din of gossip, laughter, and chewing associated with lunchtime filled the air as two teenagers, Michael and Jeremy, sat at a lunch table right next to each other.

The former held the latter’s report card, squinting, with his lunch of negimaki sushi sitting on the table, uneaten (for now). “I think the last grade you got for Chemistry was 72, man.”

“I… I really don’t know myself..” Jeremy’s leg bounced up and down as he took his report card back, flipping it on the back to check if there were any other notes to indicate that this was a typo or giving an explanation (there weren’t any), “Maybe I did better on my test than I thought?”

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m proud of you, dude!” Michael smiled, “But you’re usually terrible at this kind of stuff. Is Ms. Rayburn being nice to you this time or--”

“Ms. Rayburn’s never nice to me. She hates me.” Jeremy folded the report card up again, placing it in his back jean pocket, “So it can’t be that. I haven’t even studied or anything... I just… I just..” Jeremy gestured to nothing with his hands, “Knew.”

“You just knew?” Michael nonchalantly pulled out his phone and googled something quick, “Well, then, pop quiz! Is PC1 with a little 3 on the end of it a…” He squinted, “ Is it a planar?”

“No?” Jeremy replied almost instantly, before blinking and holding his head in his hands, “That can’t possibly be right, right?”

Michael looked at the screen again, looking past the date at the top of his phone (March 24th) and tapping on the ‘no’ option of the chemistry practice website he found.

A small ding! sounded from his phone.

“God damn, you’re correct.” Michael confirmed. He leaned his head onto his free hand, looking at his phone and at Jeremy with curiosity, “Maybe you retained something from lectures afterall.”

“But we’re not even learning about planars in Chemistry!” Jeremy said aloud, loud enough to catch the eye of a couple passerby girls as he ran a hand through his hair, “How did I know that?”

“You’re a wizard, Harry.” Michael said cheekily.

“Not funny!” Jeremy playfully pushed Michael as the offending boy laughed loudly, “I don’t know what’s going on with me Michael!”

“Well… hm..” Michael calmed back down, humming for a moment in thought, “Whatever’s going on, it’s helping you through Chemistry, which is good. But it’s making you freak out, so that’s not so good.” He absentmindedly brought the straw of his slushie to his lips, before deciding, “How about we figure this out later and celebrate for now? Hooray! Some force beyond our comprehension is helping you get good grades!”

“Not exactly the answer I was hoping for.” Jeremy poked at his food with a plastic fork, “But I guess we have no choice. Maybe the universe is finally owing me one.”

“And it’s only a couple weeks late for your 17th birthday!” Michael joked, before his eyes lit up, “Let’s do something to celebrate!” He said, “You, me, my basement?”

“School grades aren’t exactly something to get high over, Michael.” Jeremy said, yawning a little.

“Fine fine… then how about some Apocalypse of the Damned with my best friend instead?” Michael wrapped an arm around Jeremy, bringing him close, “If we beat Level 9, then we get high. That way we aren’t doing it because of school.”

“Fine, fine!” Jeremy laughed along with him, “The school wouldn’t like us doing it anyway cause say no to drugs and all that.”

“I think I still have that D.A.R.E. pencil from like three years ago.” Michael mused.

“Isn’t that ironic.” Jeremy replied.

“Yeah, especially since I use it to mark my weed edible bags.”

“No you don’t!” Jeremy playfully nudged Michael in the shoulder as the two of them laughed, forgetting about the strangeness Jeremy had been experiencing altogether.

[tepli-mravenci]

hi azzy!! you have infected me with brainrot (hazbin hotel) and i am now obsessing over it. can you share your headcannons or just ramble about the show? i crave enrichment. pleasee 🙏🙏

Omg hi!!!

I have also infected 4/5 of my roommates btw which I'm very proud of 😌

Oh man if there's a headcanon I will die for it's definitely the Vees being a fucked up polycule 😭 (It was already kinda disproven by Vivzie but hey not like that will stop me :')

I saw it going around that V is a type of polycule (specifically one where one person has two partners that aren't in a relationship with each other, I'm a firm believer that Vox would date Val and Vel but the latter two would not date) and the canon will have to rip that out of my cold dead hands

art i did of them :D ˄˄˄

Also I love VoxVal being a moth and a tv cause moths are attracted to light ykyk and Angel mentioning Val's bad eyesight immediately made me think "he makes out with a tv all the time, of course his eyes are shit"

Most of my brain is occupied by the vees as you can see heh xd

Ooother than that tho I can share some of my personal thoughts about what I think will happen in season 2 👉👈

I like the idea Husk and Angel getting together eventually but I'm definitely glad they didn't really do anything beyond dancing and singing together in season 1, what I think has really good angst potential is them really dancing around each other and getting to know each other and not even so much as kiss before one of them gets redeemed, leaving the other one behind and then they finally kiss when they reunite 🙏

Oh also I need Adam manifesting as a sinner I wanna see that guy crawl in the dust of hell ngl, if Pentious is up there then Adam should be in hell and I'm totally up for him finding his way into the Hotel in a full circle kinda way xd

More people are pointing out that Husk and Niffty were in Alastor's shadow in the overlord showcase in the pilot which with Husk being revealed to be a former overlord could imply that Niffty used to be one as well and there's pictures of what looks a lot like her on like Husk's cards and in some background shots and honestly that's super compelling

Do you have any fun thoughts?? ^^

[toesucker416]

Saw a "Strawhats as Percy Jackson houses" post and it pissed me off so badly I'm making my own.

Luffy: legacy born to Dragon, the World's Worst criminal, son of Garp, the Hero of the Marines, who we will discuss later. That said, given how Luffy is, who Dragon is, and the Will of D in general, I think Eris, goddess of Strife is a good one.

Zoro: a dignified warrior with strong "fuck around and find out" energy. If he's not drinking, he's napping, and if he's not doing either of those, he's training. Textbook son of Ares (the post was actually right about this)

Sanji: his whole story falls apart without Judge and Sora, and yet, who's to say Sora has to be his bio mom? Son of Athena, who, fascinated with Judge's attempts to perfect life, saw fit to help. Sora gives birth to mundane (for a given value of mundane, they're still genetically enhanced) triplets. Athena is simultaneously proud and disappointed in him, because he's so smart, but then he's so stupid

Usopp: the original post said Hephaestus, and while I don't think that's inaccurate, we can do better. Usopp is the skill monkey of the crew. Before somebody comes along to specifically do something, he's the one doing it. He's the de facto shipwright and musician before those spots are filled, and even after, he's the de facto trickster. In Arlong Park, when Luffy describes Usopp's role, it's not that he can shoot from long distances, it's that he can lie. So I'm saying Hermes kid.

Nami: this one's hard to say. One of the simplest backstories, and yet, such a multifaceted character. Navigator. Cartographer. Thief. I almost wanna put her in Hermes with Usopp, but that feels like cheating. Still, I don't have a better idea at the moment, so I'll just stick with that.

Chopper: that is a reindeer.

Robin: not a demigod. She has enough problems being the sole survivor of a buster call, the only one who can read the Poneglyphs, and having the largest starting bounty in history. I entertained the idea of making her an Athena kid, but it felt wrong somehow.

Franky: the original post and I see eye to eye on this one. Franky is an orphan from nowhere who builds war machines as a teenager. He's so clearly a Hephaestus kid.

Brook: Son of Hades, a forbidden child. Old enough and spent enough years isolated that he doesn't get why this is such a big deal.

Jinbe: As much as I'd love to make the First Son of the Sea a son of Poseidon, I feel as if his story works best if he earned his strength and reputation.

Right, crew out of the way, let's get to some extras. Yonko first.

Whitebeard: Zeus. Zeus isn't just the God of thunder and the sky, he's also the king of the gods. That makes him a god of hospitality, as well. And what's more hospitable than adopting literally hundreds of children because growing up an orphan sucked so bad? Not to mention that, within Riordan's continuity at least, Zeus is the worst deadbeat of the lot, so making his son the pinnacle of fatherhood in Shonen anime just feels right.

Big Mom: Also Eris. Big Mom and Luffy are, fundamentally, the same. Two gluttons who want freedom and equality for all, with horrible abandonment issues. The difference being, Luffy had Shanks to set a good example for him, while Big Mom had a life of crime. If their roles were reversed, they would have each other's lives, and we'd be watching Big Mom Piece (ngl that'd go so hard)

Kaido: Kaido is something called an Oni, but what does that mean? It looks like he has horns and he's stupid big. I kinda want Kaido not to be a demigod, because he's a monster. The King of the Beasts, the World's Strongest Creature, a dragon waiting in a castle for someone to kill him.

Shanks: Manga spoilers in this one. You've been warned.

We recently learned that Shanks is Figarland Shanks, son of Figarland Garling, leader of God's Knights. He's a celestial dragon. I'm not sure if you've seen One Piece, but celestial dragons aren't good people. They steal, rape, and kill with impunity, and Garling is especially cold blooded among them. However, the celestial dragons are also an example of Oda doing Nature vs Nurture again, and Shanks is his example of that. Shanks is found in a box by the Roger Pirates at God Valley, and the King of the Pirates chooses to raise Shanks as his own. Anyways, Shanks is mortal, although all the CD's are probably legacies.

Blackbeard: I'm not saying anything on this one until we get more backstory. For a placeholder answer, I'll say Apate, goddess of deceit.

Buggy: Aphrodite, because have you seen that man's sex appeal? Plus, people believe him way too easily, he gotta be charmspeaking.

That's it for Yonko, let's get the original three Admirals, and then some important miscellaneous characters and we'll call it a day.

Akainu: who needs to be a demigod when you're HIM? Wallahi we're not ready.

Being serious, though, I'm a "Rocks Pirates killed Akainu's family" truther. His narrative role is best fit by him being just some guy.

Aokiji/Kuzan: Speaking of fan theories, he's 100% Brook's son.

Kizaru: Given how he usually drones when he talks, and he never seems to take things seriously, I'm saying Dionysus. I will double down on this if/when he betrays Saturn.

Garp: remember a thousand years ago, when I talked about Zoro and his "fuck around and find out" energy? Yeah, Garp regularly talks shit about world nobles *to their faces.* Ares for sure.

Roger: I'm feeling either just some guy, or Athena. Something about the search for the One Piece, a quest for lost knowledge and absolute freedom, feels very Athena to me.

Ace: See Roger. That's the only part of his story I'm touching, because his backstory is lowkey perfect.

Sabo: just some guy. He was always just some guy that Luffy and Ace liked, and it's one of his greatest qualities in a story littered with lineages of heroes and special races.

[dowoondx]

: / / LOADING … KIM DOWOON / /

19970822, 01:15 AM

TOXIN IMMUNITY (ALL)

PLANT MANIPULATION

BOOK YOUR RESERVATION

: / / LOADING … AUTHOR’S NOTE / /

hello, everyone! my name is ryan (he/him, 28+) and i’m so excited to be here with all of you. 🤍 dowoon is a new take on a muse of mine who i've written many times. i'm excited to see how dx changes him! if you’re interested in plotting, please 🖤 this post and i’ll reach out to you as soon as possible. i have d//scord available by request, so lmk if that’s easier! ngl, it’s easier for me, so… there’s that!

: / / LOADING … BACKGROUND / /

born in seoul, korea to a respected family within district x.

mom is a plant manipulator who uses her powers to make skincare; dad, a polymath, teaches at the academy.

his mother was overly enthusiastic about her son’s ability, his potential for greatness; groomed him to be the perfect hero.

he lived to please his family, but when he could, he’d hide away to garden and cook; his real passions, truest loves.

once he became a hero, he only lasted a few years before stepping down indefinitely; vowing to never return.

wanting to live his life on his own terms, he moved into a studio apartment, fathers many plants, and opened up a restaurant.

“harvest” is his ultimate passion project, and he’s become well-known for his incredible farm-to-table style meals with produce that’s grown, nurtured, and prepared by him himself.

much to her dismay, he has gone full no-contact with his mom.

: / / LOADING … PERSONALITY / /

despite a rather masculine, gruff (and obviously devilishly handsome) exterior, kim dowoon is a nurturer. there's nothing that brings him more pleasure than caring for his loved ones. it's likely why he spent so much of his life working tirelessly to be as perfect as his parents—but predominantly his mom—wanted him to be. he loved the praise, loathed the self-sacrifice. as he was trained and raised to be the quintessential hero archetype, there's a solidity to him; he's sturdy, albeit stoic. he's learned how to maintain a chill head in stressful situations. it's sexy. he makes for a good "rock", a fantastic protector. there's a deep-rooted need in him to be accepted for who he is. he lost all sense of his own individuality as a child and young adult. it wasn't fair that he wasn't allowed to pave his own path. back then, he used to be terrified of disappointing anyone, but now, he's learned to embrace himself and demand respect from those around him. can't get with the program? then get tf out. kim dowoon is a laborer. he works hard. not only at his restaurant or with practical responsibilities, but he treats everything as a job he needs to do well. he puts so much effort into his relationships, platonic and romantic, that if you're someone he loves, he'll go above and beyond for you. he goes all out. emotional labor is still labor to him, and he'll work hard to ensure happiness. his restaurant, harvest, is quite honestly the love of his life. there's nothing he takes more seriously at the moment. he pours so much time and effort into his space, and it shows. farm-to-table eats; all produce is grown organically, ethically, and patrons can see the fruits of his labor not only on their plates, but in the courtyard garden that's smack-dab in the middle. he's so proud. that being said, he's a notorious food snob. he will literally turn his nose up at meals that are not up to his standards, and it's largely because he'd rather put in the time to make himself something delicious, nutritious, and beautiful to behold instead of trusting someone else to do it for him. is he a control freak? kinda, yeah, but it enables him to work even harder. his presence can feel quite overwhelming. he's tall, attractive, powerful, nurturing... it can be a lot to take in, and he's not one to mince words. however, if you manage to work your way through the previously mentioned gruff exterior, you'll be treated to so much warmth that it'll feel like you're embracing the sun. he doesn't just want the best for himself, he doesn't only treat himself like royalty. no, if he loves you, he wants the same for you, and will work hard to provide it for you. he's very loyal. when he falls, he falls hard. he'll become endlessly devoted to the person who captures his heart, but he demands the same type of devotion to be given back to him. he wants to worship, and be worshipped. he will not accept half-baked love from anyone. he knows his worth and what he deserves. he can strive for perfection too much that it makes him seem less real, but his standards for himself, and his quality of life, are just that high. he'll stand up for himself, and he'll hate it if his anger or his needs make you dislike him in the end, but at the end of the day, he's chosen not to sacrifice himself as much as he used to. overall, the major conflict in his life the tension between complete obedience to meeting the self’s desires, and the aching need for social acceptance.

: / / LOADING … PLOTLINES / /

i prefer to brainstorm plots! 💜 talk to you soon!

[yandere-islandvn]

*laughs in gay*

Possible NSFW alphabet for the boys? Do I know what they look like or their names? No

Not at all, but that won’t stop me from simping

We're gonna play, I'm going to color code them, and you get to guess who it is~ enjoy the nsfw

A = Aftercare: Makes sure you're hydrated, Aftercare KING, A little confused, but he has the spirit, cuddles under the blankets, ...ngl, he asks if you need something, and he's happy to get it, but he's not much for cuddling , will stay as close as possible... maybe even inside for as long as you'd let him.

B = Body part: Very much a thigh man, likes his own thighs too, chest and stomach, give him places to smooch, he likes his hands, necks... he's a biter, he's pretty proud of his soft looks, chests... he'll squeeze em the entire time (if you're comfortable with that). He's pretty proud of his own chest too. Def a butt man, smack em, bite em, he'll give you an experience... he'll say his best part would be his abs or his d~ck. Hands, he wants to hold them... specifically by the wrists, he likes his hair, if that counts.

C = Cum: He enjoys marking you with it, will bj you for days, wants to see it all over your face, either inside or on your thighs. back or butt , inside, but if you won't let him, he'll settle for on your stomach .

D = Dirty secret: will def do things in secret around you, wants to overstim you soooo bad, loves marking you, sometimes wants to make you cry, wants to claim you, even if that means doing it in front of others, wants you to suddenly take control and top.

E = Experience: HAH, yeah, he was pretty popular, surprisingly yes, surprisingly no, eheheh... ish?, was too busy to do regularly, but got that itch scratched.

F = Favorite position: missionary, 69, ride him, against a wall, doggy style, assisted riding

G = Goofy: Pretty serious, he's very focused during it. Goofy, he wants to make sure you both have fun, It... honestly depends on what you're doing? Mmmm, not really, no. He can, but it's a 50/50 shot.

H = Hair: ...they're all on an island... none of them are very well groomed, I just can't draw body hair that well. As soon as I master that, you're all done for... fun fact: hehe, red

I = intimacy: very... bitey... wants you both to have fun during it, will caress your hair if you're giving him a bj, but will also have no issues marking you up. Very sweet, makes sure everything's comfortable before absolutely railing you, mmmmm kinda rough, but has his moments, mans is sugar water, will make you into putty.

J = Jack off: almost never before you came along, spent a lot of time in the woods, did you think he was just chilling there? eeeeeh, kept busy, but like yeah, yes, so much... not really, man has a lot of self control, and every little noise made him feel like one of the guys was gonna spot him, oml the time this man... I need a horny stick for him.

K = Kink: Praise kink, orgasm denial, pet play, bondage, dacryphilia, impact play

L = location: his cave, his room, he'd find it special if you did it in his garden, his room, forest, his room

M = Motivation: hearing you moan, when you're having fun, spending time with you, when you get flustered, when you get mad, if you pull his hair

N = No: All the normal turn offs ngl

O = Oral: likes receiving it, loves giving it, will do both, ehhh, not really a fan for either, will bj you if you bj him

P = Pace: Fast and a little careless, ngl, slow at first but speeds up; wants to make sure you're both having fun, slow because this is making love, will absolutely pound you, man will do you until you cannot walk, lol, will go slow, fast, and repeat for another round.

Q = Quickie: anywhere anytime, he'll claim you as his. Eehhhh, more into taking his time, sometimes will beg you for a quickie just for the relief, nah, not really a fan, fast but EFFECTIVE, he's down for some, especially in the morning before breakfast.

R = Risk: All of them are def game to experiment, they want (for the most part) to make you happy, and they're willing to try anything at least once.

S = Stamina: Only goes for one round and then cuddles, but if you want more he'll do his best to provide, goes about 2ish rounds and then will bj you if you want more, has a pretty quick refractory period, but happy with 1 or 2 rounds, will go multiple rounds and it will drag out as long as he can take it, as many rounds as he needs until you can't walk, will do you, take a lil brake while staying inside you, and then do it again.

T = Toys: They're on an island and have no toys...

U = Unfair: Not really a tease, will absolutely tease, lol, you tease him, loves to tease and fluster you, will tease you until you get mad or cry, whichever comes first, will tease you until you're a blushy mess.

V = Volume: Oh yeah, loud, has loud moments but mostly just talks a lot. pretty, pretty noises, ehhhh, not really, yeah, no. loud... will make sure the entire island knows if you let him.

W = Wild Card: likes it when you play with his hair, will give you back rubs, call him 'puppy', see what happens. just... casually sit on his lap, let him wrap his arms around you and pull you close, man both hates and loves the amount of control you have over him, will swat your butt in public.

X = X-ray: Thicc for anything you're thinking about, surprisingly buff and it curves up slightly, thin but will make it his business to carry you and looonnnggg, listen, the tanktop doesn't hid much and neither does the swimsuit, he's proud of his body, and his other parts, thicc, prob has the d~ck of the group and knows how to use it.

Y = Yearning: They've all been stuck on an island for 6 months, so there's two facts you should know. 1)they all have pretty high sex drives, and 2)they've all experimented with each other.

Z = Zzzz: pretty fast ngl, makes sure you're all set first, will fret over you until you pull him down and then he's out like a light, calm cuddles after aftercare, ehhhhno... will stay in you and fall asleep if you let him.

[pixelbytesquad]

Okay so- mistakes may had been made :'D

In the sense of I may end up slipping in another interest/fandom- tbf I don't see myself fully joining cause I'm still stuck in bakugan atm, but idk for how long (but even then I'm sure it will hit me back again, these stage don't fully leave, they hit back later on)

Anyways, recently I've got in my recommended videos about Happy Tree Friends and ended up watching the shorts on YouTube.

On one hand, I love the cute art style and characters... on the other, for those who don't know, Happy Tree Friends isn't a show made for kids. Despite it's cute appearance it's pretty much a gore fest (and I'm not that good on heavy gore).

I may draw some of the characters from time to time and post on here, mainly cause, again, the characters are cute, and I enjoy drawing cute animal characters (like, I literally have a bakugan AU where I turn the cast into cats, cure critters is like, one of my quirks/signature traits of my style).

And well, I did sketch some things- (including a silly crossover thing with bakugan since, brain's thinking about both of these shows)

First of all

Flaky! I think she's my fav of this franchise (gently scooping her up and placing her near my other favs- I MAY draw her interacting with them at some point)

Second, Flippy/Fliqpy- there are more, but these are the only ones I will show (I ain't proud of the first 2).

I don't really have much to say- I'll admit I do like Flippy on his own.

And last(-ish), Pop and Cub.

Pop is just- I kinda love-hate him??? Dude's sometimes unaware of the dangers his son is in, but at least he does sometimes show that he cares (and mourns) when something happens to his son.

Cub deserves the world he's just a baby- a itty bitty baby boy-

And since I mentioned bakugan earlier- ngl now I'm thinking about 2 dysfunctional families where the father is bad (but at least Pop kinda tries to be decent, meanwhile Clay is- yeah)

I want to punt Clay- so hard-

And since I drew the dads- here are the kids too

In case you can't understand the handwritting

Spectra: "Well, have fun babysitting!"

Mira: "W-WAIT- DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE-"

He left her alone- I mean, he definitely went after the milk- Mira is left alone at baby sitting duties-

Ngl I kinda missed drawing silly crossover stuff- I should def draw more silly shenanigans, esp including my favs.

Also posting these doodles on main (I want to keep the bakugan doodles account strictly for bakugan stuff, so crossover doodles will go on main, or I may make a separate blog for crossovers, I'll see)

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Thanks for the tag @bahbahhh :D

Rules: Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and your fic with the least amount of words.

Most hits: Shadows: an epistolary poem from Steve Rogers to Bucky Barnes Outing myself here as a former marvel girlie lol. Winter Soldier had a vice-like grip on my psyche as a 17yo. I'm still kinda proud of this one ngl.

Second most kudos: Is That A Yes? My first foray into writing NSFW! This was a lot of fun - Link and Zelda reminding each other of what it means to be human, not only the Goddesses chosen vessels. (porn with plot zelink oneshot)

Third most comments: A chance encounter at the blood clinic TBH I'm so proud of this modern au. It is so silly. (What if you meet your soulmate because you fainted at the blood clinic?) Gen Zelink one-shot (unless I finally write the second chapter that's still bonking around in my brain)

Fourth most bookmarks: Silk and Moonlight This was a collab with bahbahhh for Zelinktines 2023! B did the art, and I'm still not over how beautifully it turned out. Inspired by a vintage silk nightgown I own.

Fifth most words: Is that a yes, again, but I'm going to take the opportunity to shout out my Kass & Link being buddies fic, which has the 6th most words: Bright is the ring of words

Least amount of words: We only have each other Okay, look, I was really bored at work one night and the line "do you wanna punch a nazi?" just appeared in my head to the tune of "do you wanna build a snowman" and so I wrote a parody Stucky version of the whole song and it is just as ridiculous as it sounds.

Tagging @louwhose @pikayay213 and @drsteggy !

[megafunk]

Insulin resistance and my time by the sea

allow me to be giddy for a second :D

around a month and a half or so ago, I was diagnosed with an insulin resistance after some blood sugar tests and visits to an endocrinologist. I went in for a regular thyroid checkup, but did the blood sugars just for the shits of it yk.

Welp, since then, I've lost around 10 kg in 20-ish days :DD I stopped taking insulin medication that the doc prescribed me cuz it made me real nauseous and he said I can go without it as my case isn't that bad.

Ngl I'm kinda proud of myself! 6am morning walk with my mother, then swimming, then lunch, then more swimming, and an evening walk. For the past 7 day I've kept a 14k+ steps streak, which is 10+ kilometers for me, with the smallest one being 14.5k and largest 28k

I feel so much better. My skin is better(but still bothersome), and I'm no longer pregnant looking from constant bloat :D Even some definition can be seen on my legs which is so cool

The diet change is a bit drastic but I don't mind as much except for sweet cravings.

Hopefully I can keep up this sorta activity and diet when I move back abroad for uni.

Currently I weigh 71kg. Let's go for 69 bros!

[flowerparrish]

Podfic asks! :D 18, 19, 29, 30?

18. Describe my perfect podficcing conditions:

No one is home. Ginny is asleep. The neighborhood dogs are not barking. The AC is not on. The fridge is not being noisy. My laptop fan is chill. I am as hydrated as it is possible for me to be. Time stretches out in front of me, somewhat infinite, no interruptions in sight.

(This will never happen but it's such a nice dream)

19. What does my editing process typically look like?

I've recently started punch & roll recording sometimes, so my editing is a lot less of deleting re-takes for those which is nice. Normally, though, I'd do a listen through to delete re-takes / repeat phrases / background noise, and do some minor edits at the same time. Then I'd listen thru again and get anything I didn't catch the first time. And, of course, noise reduction / some kind of basic leveling first usually. Sometimes I use auphonic, but usually only if I record with my good mic.

29. Current WIPs:

omg do u want me to cry?? (/loving)

ugh just the ones that are multi-chapter, not even like, the series i'm podding

Do Every Stupid Thing - 17/26 posted - I'm so proud of this one I don't even have words. on a technical level the quality goes up and down but my voice acting goes off so hard

A Change in the Weather - 11/33 - my favorite Glee fic, forever (or at least for the last decade) left incomplete and still it lives rent free in my head. I speedran 4 chapters of this pod from May to July because I wanted to get the July 4th chapter up by then but haven't updated it since oop

Missed You By a Few Minutes, a Few Centuries - 2/12 posted - my favorite Old Guard fic, I will update this I swear it

So Wise We Grow - 1/2 posted - I'm almost done I swear it's just a long boi. FAvorite Star Trek fic ever tho. Was making this pod for someone before we broke up and still posted it because I worked hard on the first 4 hours and I love it a lot.

A Heart's Revolution - 6/14 posted - AU Codywan my beloved!! trying to update this every two weeks, but might miss this week ngl I'm super behind

brave face, (hide) the truth - 3/14 posted - my best friend Kaje's (@kbirbpods) soulmate AU; kinda Codywan but a lot more than that relationship gets featured

there are some other shorter ones or ones I haven't updated in forever or ones I've barely started; for now we're going to consider this my "main" WIP list

30. Talk about a piece of feedback that made my day:

Okay I answered generally before, but one that's still making me grin is you saying that when you were writing the next part of showerclones you could hear it in my voice already :D I don't even have words for how AWESOME that is