#ngl my first thought was ‘ass’

[13reasonstoeatthatcake]

I really want to know how Lilith Sorrengail feels about trying her best to get her youngest daughter away from whatever it was that her dad supposedly found in the Archives after Brennan 'died', just to get said daughter even more involved with the tyrrish rebellion two: electric boogaloo.

[class-1b-bull]

How would they each react to being mistaken for someone super famous who happens to look exactly like them, probably followed by getting dragged onto a movie set or something?

Not proofread we die like men

Awase - at first he thought it was one of those prank shows or something but once he was dragged onto a literal movie set he realized they actually thought he was some actor or something. He tried to explain but kept getting interrupted until he was kicked out because the real actor showed up. He tried to tell his friends about it but they dont believe him. Lmao

Sen - with how pretty he is I wouldn't be surprised if he gets mistaken for models or idols all the time. At this point he just goes with it. Theres a countless number of strangers that have signed selfies with him simply because he looks famous lmao. But the second someone tries to drag him somewhere he shuts that down.

Kamakiri - with his mutations hes surprised anyone looks like him at all, much less a famous person. Still the second he starts getting dragged off by some crew he yanks forces himself out of their grasp and as far away as possible.

Kuroiro - like Kamakiri, hes surprised anyone looks like him at all. However Kuroiro is a but too shy to interrupt the people dragging him towards a photo shoot for something to correct them and tell them they got the wrong person. He almost did the photo shoot if it wasent for the fact that the famous look-a-like finally showed up.

Kendo - because of her internship with that one pro hero she was put in a couple commercials so she has been recognized once or twice. But she knew by the way this very pissed secretary was dragging her towards a warehouse that they didnt recognize her from the shampoo commercials. She eventually managed to stop the girl to apologize before telling her she had the wrong person.

Kodai - she instantly clarified that the woman talking to her had the wrong person. The lady was a bit stubborn so kodai ended up having to show her school ID before the secretary finally decided to leave her alone. She is pleasantly surprised to hear she looks like a famous person though.

Komori - she instantly starts blushing and cant contain her excitement when she realizes the camera crew talking to her about some music video thinks shes some idol she looks like. Her confused yet flushed face is what gives away that she isnt actually the idol theyre looking for.

Shiozaki - she dosent even let the small group get that many words out before she clarified and kindly let them know that they had the wrong person. She was quite flattered about the whole ordeal though.

Shishida - hes so confused by the group of people dragging him onto a movie set before he realized they thought he was someone else entirely. Once he realized he let them know that they had the wrong person

Shoda - he started trying to tell the crew they had the wrong person once he started getting dragged away. But hes soft spoken and kept getting interrupted by the noisy chaos that is a movie set so he ended up standing in a corner until his famous look-alike finally showed up

Pony - she was flustered when she realizes the woman scolding her for being late thought she was a model that was missing their shoot. She was silently contemplating if she should just go along with it or not but the actual model showed up before too long.

Tsubaraba - he instantly just starts going with whatever the camera crew says because he thinks its funny. He gets the cameras to start rolling before his actor look-alike pops in. Kosei was kicked out pretty quickly afterwards.

Tetsutetsu - the second he starts talking the crew realizes that hes not the famous guy they were looking for. They sound kinda similar but the crew never heard the actor call things manly before so that was a dead giveaway.

Tokage - she goes along with it because who dosent want the chance to be on tv. She quickly finds out that theyre shooting for one of her favorite shows and she probably accidentally gives herself a massive spoiler. She was honored to pretend to be an actress but the price was not worth it.

Manga - he let himself get dragged onto the movie set because he was curious only to get distracted by everything around him. He wanted to know what movie this was for and who his celebrity look alike was but eventually he got kicked out because the crew realized he wasn't who they thought lmao

Honenuki - he has a bit of a natural charm when he talks so it definitely doesn't help his case when hes trying to explain that he isnt a celebrity. He ends up getting dragged away anyways because the crew dosent believe him.

Bondo - he lets himself get dragged away simply because he cant bring himself to break it to the crew that hes not the one theyre looking for. He ends up akwardly standing to the side of some movie set for a few hours before the crew realizes hes not the right guy and they let him leave.

Monoma - once he found out that the people dragging him into a building thought he was some model he instantly started playing along. Long story short hes on the cover of a magazine now. And soon enough he was on the cover of the newspaper with a whole article about how a teenager 'accidentally' did a models job for the day.

Reiko - before the camera crew that found her even start dragging her away she shuts it down. She instantly tells them that they have the wrong person before she walks away lmao

Rin - at first hes just confused. But eventually he managed to let them know that they had the wrong person. He thought about how he was mistaken for a celebrity for about a week or so afterwards.

Gif anime - dungeon meshi

[atanxdoesstuff]

Here, some Ryley sketches ft. Cuddlefish skritches, Peeper, Bladderfish, and This Is Ozzy From The Cafeteria What The Hell Guys!

i haven't drawn in quite some time but yknow its exam phase so :/ ofc my motivation comes back when I really should be doing something else like idk study? or somethin

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

no spoilers, i just finished stranger things season 3. ohhhh my god oh my fucking godddddd

[arinakaard]

You dont understand i fuckin bust out laughing seein him bring it around town in the trailer

[ratwars]

Dazai is like the ex I never got over despite being the one to leave him but if the love of my life died he would worm his way back in and I would be like sure fuck it let's destroy each other again why not? Gotta live a little.

[rubberduckyrye]

Man. That Feel When I want to be feral and reveal a bad experience I've had and reveal the person who took my money and kind of ran with it but. Is it worth starting drama over?

I was just thinking about it tbh...

Well I'll say this much: A rather popular DR person (at the time, idk what they're fully up to now) pretty much took over $100.00 from me and ghosted me. I tried to commission them for something but. Well. Again, they just ghosted me. Haven't been able to enjoy their work since they did.

And to note: It was not an artist or fanfic author. I'm not elaborating on this further, but I don't want to feel like I HAVE to keep silent in order to feel like I'm not mud-slinging or people to speculate on innocent people. This is a years-old event that just crops up once in a while and I get upset about it.

So yeah. Bleck.

[timetakillgod]

I know I'm baising my fic series on my Permadeath run, but I have never felt more powerful than when I finally no hit Kallamar when practicing.

[todayisafridaynight]

Every guy in Yakuza seems like they have enough social awkwardness for Tien to role his eyes at…

there's no feasible chance on earth any man can be more awkward than mountain man tien I'm Going To Hide From My Friends Every Other Year And Then For A Decade After Telling Them I'd Never See Them Again For No Apparent Reason And Only Coming Back Cause the World Was Literally Ending shinhan

[inaflashimagine]

ok but what are ur thoughts on shishiba

tldr: yes

my word vomit answer?: he's my favorite order character, that man just oozes coolness. some of his quotes are so iconic ('i don't wanna have to think too much?' mood. 'the idea that we should give maniacs guns is old-fashioned.' okay pop off our hammer-wielding king. and him comparing assassin work to housework sent me. a true professional) and his latest design change also makes him look more cool. and i absolutely live for his dynamic w osaragi and nagumo. dying to see him and osaragi be more badass together

[kuiinncedes]

😐 :)

[woolydemon]

wow my one drawing of my oc that is just max but tall did p well maybe I should post. actual s&m art

[woodsborostabathon]

biblically accurate ambermeli & richie tbh

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

no spoilers, i just finished stranger things season 3. ohhhh my god oh my fucking godddddd

[eff-plays]

I'm in the middle of Act 2 and here's my opinion of all the companions so far.

Lae'zel: I didn't like her at all first, but then she told me she loved how I stink and I realized she's just an angry little guy. She's so pissed at all times and I like how she hisses at me. Girl you are fucked up. 10/10, will romance her at some point.

Shadowheart: Ngl she was a little bland but very easy to get approval with so she was my bestie early on. Now that she's revealed her religious trauma I think she's a poor little meow meow. She should be a tumblr sexyman. 10/10, will romance her at some point.

Astarion: Went in hating his ass thinking he was overhyped. Got brainwashed quickly by the horny voice and the laugh lines. Hated him again when he kept being a little bitch. Hugged him oh so tenderly. He likes it when I tell people to kill themselves. 10/10, will romance him again.

Gale: Was considering romancing him until the ex reveal. Big turnoff for insecure bitches (me). Act 2 started and I got interested again because of the angst. He's funny and his dialogue is the best written/wittiest out of all the companions. Accidentally led him on. 10/10, will romance him at some point.

Wyll: Thought he was a bit bland at first ngl. Very standard backstory. Probably the best-looking companion out of all of them. Got extremely easy approval with him despite not bringing him around often. Then I realized he's charmingly silly but deeply genuine with his heroic aspirations. 10/10, wyll romance him at some point.

Karlach: Best girl, no contest. Loved her from the start. Big, fun, funny, good heart, and boy she can do a LOT of damage on the battlefield. Absolutely waifu material. Touchstarved and gorgeous? I'm straight but she could get it type shit. I want her to split me in half with a single pelvic thrust. 10/10, will romance her at some point.

Halsin: Liked him from the start. He's fucking massive. My Tav looked at him with lovesick puppy eyes in every early custcene so I was considering romancing him in the beginning, but he's way too nice for them lmao. No notes, he's literally just a giant teddy bear of a man and I love him. 10/10, will romance him at some point.

All in all it's pretty impressive how Larian got jackpot on all of these little freaks. I can't say I dislike any of them.

[evilminji]

The more I learn about John Constantine? The more I am certain you COULD just... dump Danny on him.

Like... literally.

Full on, sack of unconscious potatoes, "here ya go, deal with it, here's an unconscious royal teenager!", Dumped in his arms/lap at some shitty hole in the wall bar, by Suspicious Supernatural Forces, DUMPED on him. Like? Yep. It's a Tuesday. Guess he's NOT getting to finish this beer.

And you know what?

Knowing the crowd Danny runs with? They'd at least... SORTA try and explain what's happening? Instead of play the fun ol "HOT POTATO! Think fast, Constantine! Figure it out!" And run shpeal that he normally deals with. Thoughtful, really.

Don't get him wrong. It's still BULLSHIT. But at least he has a vague idea of WHY he's holding an unconscious, heavily bleeding, half-divine-but-not-really half human, teenager.

Fuckers left a few sticky notes.

THANKS.

He just LOVES patching up actively radioactive wounds while trying to translate... what is this? Mesopotamian? Who writes out their emojis in Mesopotamian?! "Smiling face emotional picture" my ASS. Still...

Kid in way over their head, hunted by damn never everyone for trying to do the right thing, AND grappling with their recent lose of a decent chunk of their own humanity? Oh and now he's KING of a whole spankin new Realm!

Fuck "Realms". Nothing ever good comes out of "Realms".

And APPARENTLY? His VIP returning customers spot under the Bus has been reserved! Because he's the kid's "Gaurdian". Why? So the nice Goverment stooges in suits will come knocking on HIS door first, of course.

......he'd be more pissed about that one if he wasn't REAL interested in what those bastards had to say for themselves. Meddling with forces they shouldn't be touching. Provoking God only knows what. He fucking KNEW those storms weren't natural.

Just? John getting handed a Suspect Youth. Press X for doubt and Sus. Okay... then give him back. No! Fuck you, says local Laughing Magician, I don't trust you EITHER.

Danny wakes up to the... VERY? Ngl? Intense(tm) stare down of... holy shit, are you an Actual Angel? (Yes. He is. Better hope you're not secretly evil or he's gonna bring The Smiting) Then the world's ACTUAL greatest Detective, who is a chimpanzee, offers him expertly made tea and the cheap take-out John brought with him.

He is in Space.

It's still not the weirdest morning he's ever had. But it's getting there.

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