#no bots allowed

[ooeygooeyghoul]

Just a gentle reminder that I will block and report any empty accounts that follow me. Please, change your profile pic and put SOMETHING on your blog to avoid being mistaken as a bot. :)

[hiatari-no-yoi]

My tumblr rn:

[minty-the-magic-man]

call me five pebbles because i am about to kill any paypal bot that comes my way.

[cattywompus1]

Ahhhhh. Zero followers once more.

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

[dreamangel-ren]

Friendly Reminder to Passerbys

If you plan on following me, you better make sure that you have some kind of content on your page or otherwise I'll assume that you're a bot and you'll get blocked.

[tallyopera]

ARGHHHH I HATE WOMAN BOTS!!!

ROBOT WOMEN BEWARE I AM A ROBOMISOGYNIST AND VERY SCARY

GLADOS IS THE ONLY GOOD WOMAN ROBOT TO EVER EXIST!!! I WILL GLADLY INVITE HER WITH TEA !!!!! EVEN IF SHE KILLS ME ILL LET HER!!!

Now you know a very important rule !!!!!!!💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[sophieeeikli]

the nature of writing is such that sometimes you end up accidentally writing about gay sex

[raccoonzinspace]

No no NO THE BOTS ARE BACK- *Starts shooting them with my lazers*

[naomiwielant]

Anti-bot measures

If you want to follow this account & don't want to be blocked:

Please, put a profile picture that doesn't give me the impresseion that you are a bot.

Please, like/create/reblog at least one post in order to follow this account.

I block all accounts that have suspicious profile pictures & blogs that are empty.

It's a pity that I might have to block innocent followers who had no bad intentions. I know that not all people use Tumblr to actively like/post or reblog or that some people might prefere to not put a profile picture (like me in the past), but blocking bots on a daily basis is no fun either.

So, thank you very much for your understanding & enjoy this blog!

Have a nice day ;-)

[kindaawesomebutnotreally]

Can I please get some real human people to harass me on this site?

All I get are bots. I feel very very unseen. I'm like the fucking Silence from doctor who

[nylon-glowstix]

OH FUCK NAW, TUMBLR COME GET YOUR FUCKING SEX BOTS. No but seriously this is the second time someone has tried to sell me things that I'm not even of age to get. First a guy trying to sell me shooms. Now this. All after I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THEM I AM A MINOR.

[minty-the-magic-man]

dear bots of tumblr: please leave me the fuck alone

i don't need your putrid stench ruining my day

[angelcat123]

I swear these Tumblr bots following me are like waves in a video game.

They all of a sudden come in, stop for a few weeks, then come in again.

[gj340]

hey, thot bots! would you like to hear my love letter to y’all?

there. i said it, and if i see any of your kind again, you will promptly be reported.

[careful-please]

Help!!! I'm drowning in pornbots!!!! They're everywhere. AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAaaAaaaaaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaa