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dwobbitfromtheshire · 8 months

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I'm still surprised that the bitchy part of Steve didn't come out to say something when Eddie pushed him up against the wall with the beer bottle.

"Is this the part of the movie where you kill me or kiss me? If I had to choose, I think I'd prefer the last one."

And then Eddie laughs so hard that he lets him go and drops the beer bottle.

#stranger things #stranger things s4 #eddie munson #joseph quinn #eddie stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson lives #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #steddie au #no this happened #this could also serve as a writing prompt #steddie writing prompt

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is-your-name-anronpa-cause-dang · 2 years

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Back in primary school when I first got into danganronpa I also had an apple watch that I could put photos on and I downloaded a shit ton of danganronpa memes for my friends. Anyway imagine this short little kid running up to you like ‘hey, I wanna show you something’ and they shove their wrist in your face and you have to squint at this little screen to make out a blurry picture all to appease this child and all it contains is this

#read like a John mulaney skit it’ll make more sense #no this happened #atleast four times #I’m sure of it #I’m unsure where the photo comes from #the photo origin is a mistery and I think it just popped up one night #danganronpa #ultra despair girls #danganronpa ultra despair girls #ball monokuma

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butchfalin · 6 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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bunabi · 1 month

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I'm in awe of how we ran historical revisionism on the civil rights movement so bad that people truly believe it was quiet self-sacrifcial non-disruptive christ-like activism that forced progress and not — like — the incredible economic pressure of boycotts and outbreaks of illegal civil disobedience

Yapping to the choir but eughhh it burns me up girl effective protests have to be loud and inconvenient for change to happen because silent cries die in the dark that's the entire pointtt

#mlk chose to die for freedom is an insane takeaway from what happened 😩 love & solidarity to the apartheid protestors

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googiekitsch · 4 months

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this is the closest you can get to experiencing a jumpscare on social media

#this just happened to me w the walten files if you were curious

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ladychlo · 4 months

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Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

#he just turned 24 yo #I can't imagine how many dreams aborted by what's happening #please do watch the whole interview #motaz azaiza #free palestine #gaza

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bob-artist · 25 days

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

#artists on tumblr #misc comics #comics #minicomic #minicomics #my random art #dreams #butter #cooking #food art #comic #this is what happens when you don't cut the butter into smaller pieces

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opiumvampire · 5 months

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fuck w me

#my mommys cookie recipe except she makes them peanut butter cookies and i dont like peanut butter so we’re doing sugar cookies #sure hope nothing weird happens

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aphel1on · 26 days

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IM FULLY LOSING IT FALIN LEARNS ABOUT THEIR MONSTER EATING ADVENTURES AND IMMEDIATELY IS LIKE "so what about fish-people? :3" AND LAIOS JUST "no the party didnt let me :<"

this right after they feed her red dragon meat whilst she is still unaware that her new body is.. made of dragon meat.... and laios is like "eh its probably fine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Just

#aphelion.txt #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #falin touden #touden siblings #sorry for the dunmeshi spam. it will happen again

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redstonedust · 1 month

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i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now #and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal #but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.

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pharah-airways · 1 month

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>be me

>open tumblr in public

>falin's tits

>frantically close tumblr

>open twitter

>falin's tits again

#it could happen to you !!1!#falin touden #dungeon meshi

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unhingemyheart · 1 month

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Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story?

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with.

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love.

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love.

#you can't convince me this isn't what happened #good omens #neil gaiman #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens season 2 #prime video #ineffable idiots

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t00thpasteface · 3 months

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

#it keeps happening across several different fandoms. got a couple curious lookyloos on my sanguine throwback comic earlier LOL #shebbz shoutz

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gert-the-disaster · 2 months

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