#non-sequential headcanons

[justiceiswater]

i mean...physical contact will do that to a person. it brings down walls! closes distance! just the act of spending the night sleeping beside eachother in constant contact was enough to convince steve to nut up and accept his fate as a man in love!

Non-Sequential [Ch. 4]

Pairing: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers/Steve Rogers x Reader

One night, Steve Rogers met a beautiful dame named Y/N. He hadn’t intended on letting her get away. But fate had other ideas. Y/N appeared and disappeared in his life so hauntingly that Steve started to wonder if she was an angel meant to watch over him.

Word Count: 2,800

A/N: Inspired by the film The Time Traveler’s Wife. But not one of those fics that just literally rips off the whole movie and plugs in characters where they please.

Chapter 3

Y/N watched with an amused shyness as Steve moved about his room, grabbing clothes for her to wear. She kept the blanket tightly around her body. Losing her clothes was one of the many downsides of time traveling. It was embarrassing and awful, and it only made figuring out where and when she was that much more challenging and awkward.

“Here,” Steve held out a pile of his clothes for her.

“Thank you,” she replied. But instead of going to the bathroom, she started changing right there.

Steve quickly turned around, ever the gentleman.

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[chelsea-katz]

HAPPIESTPLACEHQ TASK 7 - HEADCANONS

All the bars in Redwood Hollow are happy to claim her as a regular customer: there is not one she particularly favors, so it’s hard to say in which one she might be found most often. Besides, Chelsea alternates her next choice by a seemingly random sequential order she has perfected, in order to keep any potential stalkers guessing.

At fourteen she beat the previous record on Frogger, after spending about seven hours playing non-stop, fueled only by her ambition, Pop-Rocks and Sprite. Beyond all the bars she frequents, Chelsea might also be spotted every now and then at Litwak’s arcade, trying to beat her own record.

Her retro sunglasses collection has reached the milestone of about fifty pairs. Her affinity for them almost lead to developing a shopping addiction back in 2017.

A cat lover at heart, she’s the proud mama of three little fur babies: Sterling, Holloway, and Soup the Third. Only Soup the Third lives with her, as the other two are neighborhood strays that come and go to her home as they please.

Her number two favorite show is Murder She Wrote. Her number one favorite TV show is The Muppets. The best muppet, of course, is Gonzo.

Having taken piano classes since she was six years old, and developed a  strong appreciation for it, Chelsea is very much fond of music and musicians. While never thinking much about her own skills, she did nurse fanciful dreams of being a rockstar back in her youth.

Ever since running away from home at age seventeen she’s been estranged from her parents, who moved out of Redwood Hollow in 2016. She only keeps in tentative touch with her younger sister, Jenny, the apple of the Katz’s eyes, with which she used to have a friendly albeit extremely competitive rapport.

Chelsea has been clean of anything stronger than booze and weed for the last ten years.

Her birthday is the 1st of June, the release date of The Beatles’ seminal album Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, commonly understood to be a stepping stone of the psychedelic movement.

[deafeninggardenerpanda]

003, your thoughts on DMK?

🙏 i post about dmk deceptively little for how many thoughts i have on the guy. its a lot of thoughts. excuse me for the massive hc dump dfkdh

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you:

How I feel about this character:

love the guy. funky little dude. just here to vibe. really though my first exposure to him was star allies where my first impression was oh this dude looks so cool. hes the coolest out of everyone

as with all no dialogue/backstory characters, this guy's pretty much entirely all my own headcanons, so ill repeat what my interp of him is like. chill but likes to be a minor asshole to people cause its funny. a bit of a prankster, but doesnt seriously hurt anyone anymore. actually cares a lot about what other people think of him but pretends not to

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character:

no one really. im pretty neutral on all the popular dameta ships out there too

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character:

oh now this is where its at. i have a Lot and theyre all tied so this is hard. as said before, hes a bit of a prankster so he likes to pull off pranks with magolor and marx (and sometimes even daroach and shadow kirby). hes also got a strong relationship with shadow dedede though, one strong enough that rivals the bond that regular meta and dedede have

My unpopular opinion about this character:

not evil or a genuine asshole. also he and regular meta knight are great friends lol

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

dameta merch? or in official content and fun stuff? 🥺🥺🥺 i mean as it is now (nothing) ill take anything new lmao, canon or not

Favorite friendship for this character:

hell yeah listen to me talk about dameta and meta friendship. dameta still annoys the hell out of meta, but he's actually very dependable and has his own honor code he sticks to strictly the same way meta does. if you tell him a secret or something tough that you Actually dont want getting out, he'll take it seriously and you can count on him to take it to the grave, even. apart from the serious stuff, those two like to have coffee meet ups to share gossip. dameta is ridiculously good at getting gossip and meta kinda depends on him to do the dirty work, in that regard, when he needs info

My crossover ship: free space lets go mirror world hc time

how mirror worlders work is you can get shattered multiple times but still come back from it. with a catch. every time you get shattered you come back with permanent negative effects and years cut off your lifespan that multiply exponentially each sequential shattering. 1st shattering its like nothing has even changed, its not uncommon to know someone thats been shattered once in the mirrror world. 2nd youll get worn out a bit easier than before (dameta is here. technically hes weaker than meta now so he doesnt pick fights with him) and cut to the end, around 5 or 6 youll be permanently paralyzed, or your lifespan will have been cut so much at that point you permanently shatter. it adds up quick

[writer-in-theory]

Jay's Request Guidelines

please read these before sending in a request. any request that doesn't meet these will get deleted. that may sound harsh and i'm sorry, but i have these here for a reason.

what do i do?

blurbs, headcanons, oneshots, mini-series.

general disclaimer

please be patient with me. sometimes certain requests can take me a long time. for example, comfort ones about topics that hit close to home take be a bit because they can either be 1) mentally draining or 2) particular because i want to get them just right. i adore writing those fics, but know it takes me a bit. also, in general, my inspiration cannot be controlled and i may get a particular idea for a request out of order of when they came in.

what about smut?

i'm happy to write smut, but i do have some guidelines. if you send me a smut request, either confirm that you're 18+ or have it on your blog somewhere. also, please send all nsfw requests to my nsfw account at @whxre-in-theory. this is mostly for my sake, both to keep things organized and so i don't see an nsfw ask when i'm not ready for it.

what do i love to write?

this is not an extensive list of the only things you can request, but know that they're some of my favs!

➼ enemies to lovers

➼ hurt/comfort fics

what will i not write?

➼ non-con/rape (i will write recovery)

➼ depictions of suicide, current self-harm, current eating disorders - i am happy to write fics regarding recovery of these topics, but under no circumstance will i write out anything of current suffering.

➼ romanticization of mental illness or trauma

➼ rpf

➼ anything regarding periods/menstruation/pcos/endo - i've found in recent times that since coming out, these topics have sparked my dysphoria pretty badly. as such, i'd rather not write them.

➼ repeat requests - by this i mean, don't send the same request to multiple writers sequentially. we all put a lot of hard work into our fics and i want all of us to be able to write things we love without writing the exact same things. of course some fics may have similar starting ideas, but in general i'll be able to figure out if it's the exact same request.

➼ smut specific no-nos: anal, bodily fluids, cnc

you made it through! if you agree to follow all of these guidelines, go ahead and send in a request here!

[year2000electronics]

HLVRAI takes place in a video game- but how does it work?

(a headcanon masterpost)

in the world of hlvrai, half life vr is in fact an actual new game from valve (released in 2020 because of coomer’s line that one time)

HOWEVER, it’s an experimental beta tester copy given to the player

more likely, however, considering the player’s insistence to roleplay and general confusion of features, the player isn’t an actual game tester themselves- they probably got a copy off the internet or from an outside source

in this universe, valve is probably still as big as it used to be in its hayday- taking all holly’s gags about extra features like a hunger meter and a staff ghost gives off the impression that valve grew as a company and wanted more stuff to advertise for what’s admittedly a clunky game for 2020 standards

the player is aware this is a game- however, they wanted to roleplay as gordon and act accordingly (most likely thanks to the influence of machinimas like freeman’s mind)

they’re known to get a bit “too into it” though- they not only act as if this is real, but the player eventually ends up caring deeply for the npcs, which is why the player is GENUINELY MAD about the betrayal etc etc

some of the anxious confusion also comes from the fact that this is just not how the games supposed to be

(benrey ended up actually sending a shock through the right vr controller to simulate the betrayal- so the players right arm did hurt for a bit)

should add that the player here isn’t wayne. with the fiction rtvsolutions has brought to the table, the “player” and wayne being one and the same is impossible from a storytelling standpoint, as wayne knows it’s just him and his friends in gmod

the player, to contrast, is played only by wayne as “gordon”, but gordon also expresses the fact he knows he’s in a game.

so it’s a player who would have HLVRAI as a real game, basically.

part of why the AI becomes so self-aware and breaking the laws of the game is because this is still a beta tester copy- this specific copy would likely designed with the early stages of “self-aware AI” in mind, meaning most testers would probably stick to basic yes or no answers or greetings

it’s because also the ai encounters two personalities it wasn’t expecting: gordon’s and benrey’s

benrey himself was never supposed to be the way he was

despite barney being one of the iconic half-life characters, the real barney calhoun is canonically only seen by gordon near the beginning of the game

benrey is somewhat of a “cancer cell” in the game- he was originally a mistake, a glitch- but being around the other NPCs not only caused them to become more “off the rails”, but made benrey more powerful in terms of the game

the longer the game went on, the more benrey ruined it-

unintentionally, he corrupts the NPCs of the game just by being near the plot trigger (that’s gordon)

every mistake and bad line of code the game does is thanks to benrey existing and fucking the source up

intentionally, he’s become so powerful/made the game’s code so weak that he’s able to just rip it open and assign himself as the final boss

since half life 1 has close ties to the source engine, benrey is able to break the game’s rules and borrow gmod assets (ie the wowozela, and changing his model to be a skeleton)

he also switched gordon’s model to an armless one to “add some excitement”

his final boss form is when he discovered packs on gmod and had a field day

he is able to look at files in the player’s computer, which is how he knows all the stuff he does

however his power isn’t enough to escape the game completely until the acab stream (which puts a whole different spin on the HLVRAI game)

although benrey is a glitch, he was still originally an NPC. his NPC quality is somewhat like cleverbot or ai dungeon- his stories are wild, nonsensical, and may come out of nowhere if gordon says even one thing a bit oddly. like cleverbot, benrey’s AI also has trouble registering when stories are his- although on a fundamental level, benrey is aware gordon is asking him about “when were we friends”, he can’t comprehend enough to say an answer that isn’t “whuh?”

(his repetition of “can i see your passport?” and “you’re not supposed to be in here” may also be his default lines- being a glitch, he would either not have any or be able to ditch the usual guards’ “what the hell are these things?”

tommy is arguably the least NPC-like, but that’s because he is the most important NPC.

he’s the g-man.

in a technical sense, i mean. the g-man was upgraded code-wise to be able to be a “self-aware ai” of his own, but somehow (most likely thanks to benrey being there), the class “g-man” was duplicated- and that’s tommy.

tommy has all the same abilities as the g-man, but since he registers himself as his own being, he’s not really aware of them

all his “seeing faster” from soda is actually the g-man’s timestop

this is why the g-man sees him as his “progeny”- he sees duplicate code but it’s a different person entirely

tommy never fully realizes he’s in a game until the acab stream- it’s not really distressing to him, considering he’s found the news right after gordon’s rescued him from a finished game

he didn’t pick up on the cues that it was a video game because he is an “important NPC”- story events and maps work smoother around him

this is also why he’s the least talkative of the group- unlike tutorial NPCs, it was never tommy’s job to help gordon around the maps

tommy found sunkist after benrey left him laying around from messing around in gmod, and he used the in game science equipment to effectively make him immortal lore-wise

bubby was supposed to be another tutorial NPC, like coomer, but the game messed up and he was assigned both “tutorial NPC” and “hostile NPC” (eg. what happens to a guard whenever anyone bumps into them). that’s why he’s so grumpy. his nature of overconfident attack, only to run back screaming, is a direct result of his two AIs conflicting

dr. coomer is pretty much spelled out from holly’s great performance- a tutorial npc who is also busted

as for why he got busted? too much unpredictable things happening around him. it mostly blossoms from the resonance cascade itself

coomer’s code indicates that RESONANCE CASCADE means ONLY GORDON SHOULD BE HERE

but that’s just not what happens, so he just gets a bit... busted

darnold appearing so late is a result of the bugged game being played for so long that it starts accepting the crazy lore the glitched AI has been feeding it

effectively, the NPCs have the power to change the game because gordon keeps going along with what theyre saying and treating it like fact

which leads to a feedback loop of “yes, and” that causes the game’s cybernetics department to bust and darnold to throw out the complete non sequitur of a mixology department

thanks to this it’s really hard to say why darnold is what he is

however, he still has NPC traits- like the devil gun spiel and how log says he was supposed to break down as soon as they stepped through the door- that’s his dialogue trigger

effectively, he’s a tutorial NPC for a broken area of the game, making him a “self aware AI” just as much as everyone else is

forzen speaks as casually as benrey does, but that’s because they’re “best friends”

forzen used to be a regular soldier NPC who had a pretty run-of-the-mill “mean soldier” AI, but benrey got bored after disappearing time and time again, and decided to make a friend

after copious use of the wowozela and making forzen his “plus one” for looking around the computer, forzen decided being a soldier was lame and he just wanted to graduate

he’s basically “benrey junior-“ a cell infected by the cancer cell that benrey is

the g-man somehow remained pretty spot-on throughout this whole debacle, but once again benrey ruins things

g-man has the level of awareness that tommy does, but since he already has the programmed personality of “the G-man”, he goes about his lore-breaking ways exactly as the g-man would

which is somehow going to chuck e cheese.

basically, benrey is responsible for most of the AI being fucked up- tommy being a dupe plot NPC, bubby being two NPC codes combined, coomer being flat broken, darnold being a sequentially generated NPC, forzen being benrey’s little sith apprentice, and g-man being a father

to end this off: the player has a son named joshua but it’s a little robot gifted to him by a friend who rigged it to have a terrible tts voice that talks about cowboys a lot

[ravenadottir]

noah and his pos-villa story

i’ve been getting loads of noah asks lately, and i really need to thank the anons who sent them, ‘cause they’re getting my creative juices going for book boy!

i’m currently working on some pieces i started a really long time ago but a writer’s block didn’t allow me to advance on that writing. thinking about headcanons have really helped me continue those w.i.p and i’ve been doing some thinking about the structure of his pos-villa story.

initially i was just gonna edit the pre-existent chapters i have, but i feel like if i proceeded with that idea i would have to write loads of exposition dialogues, which i kinda hate. so i’m thinking his fic should start with some of the “individual” villa writing i have for him.

since i didn’t think in advance for the others, for noah i can make it happen. right now, i’m working on:

- lie detector challenge (his and hope’s turn answering questions that they both wrote for each other)

- beach hut confessions (probably a three-part piece, from the looks of it, in non sequential chapters, i think. i’m still figuring it out)

- the roof terrace scene where they have their first intimate moment (it’s still a blur to me if i’m honest. i want to make sure the urgency and brevity are there, without making it... well... “not noah” if that makes sense)

- his breakup scene with hope at the finale (definitely needed and i’ve been anxious about this one)

- what it used to be ‘chapter 1′ for ‘hold the line’ (the fluffiest outside moment for them) and now will probably become chapter 6

i want his villa x outside to make sense and have a true sequence, so i don’t have to confuse y’all with a thousand links for separate works, like it happened with gary.

**right now i’m having another succession of pain episodes, and my (previously mentioned) ulcer is honestly killing me. so i don’t have a prediction. all i can say is that i’m working on those. it hasn’t been easy to sit down and write because of it, and i’m taking care of myself. i had to restart the treatmentm, but sometimes it’s too hard to even stand up. 

as soon as i have the first part ready, i’ll post it right away! no waiting around for having three or four ready to go.

[thebmatt]

Headcanons

I’ve spent a good portion of the past two days looking for ask memes here in tumblr that I could address some of these things with (thank you @autumnslance for the reply) but then I realized “wait, I can just TALK about these things if I want, it’s my own tumblr, there’s no rules about it”

Anxiety is a bitch yo.

So I’m gonna start a little series about my own headcanons I have about my characters. And we’re gonna start of with....

The Multiverse

This is The Big One, the massive thread that more or less holds together all of my headcanons I’ve developed about/within any fandom I’ve considered myself a part of, ever. 

I have a lot of inspiration to draw from here, Marvel and DC’s multiverses are obvious but also a tremendous amount of @magicturtle‘s work with building the world of the Void Saga of the Critical Hit podcast.

The basics of the idea is that for every world, every universe, there exists other versions of this universe, which has the same general structure (worlds, continents, locations, even a vast majority of people), but with at least one Major Difference. A Major Difference could be specifically important people being entirely different, certain historical events happened differently and thus an alternate history emerges, or even something as big as events happening in a different age of civilization. As an example, the Hydaelyn of my own Warriors of Light would be a different universe of Lashen and Blanfyr. Their universes are identical, with the Major Difference being that Lash, Blanfyr, and their ally Azrael are the Warriors of Light, not my crew. Versions of them may exist in each others universe, but they would have different histories. 

It’s important to note that the Shards aren’t different universes either, they’re what are known as Demiplanes, a different plane of existence tied to the primary plane of their own universe. Every version of the universe known colloquially as Hydaelyn, as an example, has its own versions of the shards, which may or may not have their own histories. In Toragana and Veilette’s universe, the shards are either numbered differently or were subjected to the Ascian’s machinations in a different order, for example.

My own WoL/Ds are now aware of the existence of other versions of their universe. Franks, in particular, is exploring the theoretical physics and mathematics with a renewed gusto now that he has some confirmation of this. Well, he has MORE confirmation of it, but we’ll get to that. He knows of at least two other versions of their universe now, and as he’s mentioned, the math the Arcanist’s Guild has managed to work through supports the idea of no more than 15 versions of their universe, but he’s not quite willing to put that in stone yet. He’s got some revisions to do.

Other universes

Hydaelyn’s not all there is that’s out there, however.

There are also other worlds out there, other universes, which are ENTIRELY different. Different worlds with different kinds of life on them, landmasses that would be unrecognizable to the people who live on the Source and no versions of the people who live on it. They even have their own demiplanes, different in number and purpose

Franks knowns of one of these, because he comes from it. His original world is called Azeroth. On that world, he spent a majority of his life as a creature known as a human, but a large number of recent years as a walking corpse. 

These universes which are entirely different from one another all share one trait, they each have their own set of universes which are similar to themselves save for at least one or more Major Differences. 

You can probably see where this is going. Every fictional world or setting I’ve ever been interested in potentially could have its own representation in this multiversal structure.

The Structure of the Multiverse

So who knowns about the whole of the multiverse? Who knows about its structure?

There is an organization who has taken it upon themselves to watch the whole of the multiverse with one goal in mind, their own Prime Directive, if you will, and it is simply thus: Do NOT allow knowledge of the multiverse to become widely known to any universe at large and prevent unauthorized travel between them. 

The founders of this organization were an extremely advanced race from a universe that had learned of their “universal neighbors”, developed the technology to cross the barriers between them, and had over millennia formed diplomatic relations with each other. Vast citadels existed in each version of their universe with permanently open gateways between them, allowing politicians, diplomats, and scientists to consult with their counterparts in the different universes. 

Periodically, their scientists would determine the planar coordinates of another universe, and an expedition to this new neighbor would be formed. “Opening Day”, the day a new portal was brought online, had become a cultural milestone for them, and it had evolved into a major celebration. People would gather near the citadels holding massive parties. Different versions of the same being would gather, sharing knowledge and celebrating accomplishments. 

Unfortunately, this race had made a major assumption. Every other universe they’d discovered had Major Differences that were ultimately benign, ultimately leading them to the same current point, an age of enlightenment and reason. They expected something similar in this newly discovered universe.

What they found instead was a world dominated by a predatory insectoid species that had been destroyed in every other universe early in the history of the race. In this universe, however, these insectoids had destroyed them instead. And now they had evolved into a massive hivemind swarm that had consumed almost all other forms of life in their world. And they were hungry. 

What followed was a cataclysm. The insects poured through the portal in uncountable numbers, devouring and consuming everyone in their path. They quickly discovered the other portals, centralized as they were in the citadels of every version of their universe, and expanded into them all. Their prey was a race of civilized thinkers, they had all long discarded any forms of a military, and they could not stand up against the insectoids single unifying mind and the viciousness of their forms. 

It took only a few months before they were all but wiped from existence. A few members of each universe had been working on a form of transport capable of independent travel between universes and also the “in-between” space that divided them. Before the insectoids could eat them as well, they boarded their experimental craft and activated it, blindly jumping away from their universe. 

It worked. The survivors, less than two dozen in number, ended up in the In-Between, out of reach of the insectoids. Their “ship” boasted a large variety of experimental sensor devices for exploration, and so they were able to monitor, in near-realtime, the destruction of all versions of their civilization and culture, consumed by their own failure to account for all potential possibilities. Their were no other versions of their universe remaining, the version where the insectoids had won was the last one in existence. 

For the next century (age being another thing they’d managed to defeat) they simply explored, mapping as much of the multiverse and it’s various forms of life as they could. Ultimately they decided it was their duty to prevent what had happened to any other universes, and so they set out establishing their organization to accomplish this.

The Organization

I don’t have a name for this organization, nor the race that established it. Everything i call them in my head is directly pilfered from one or more of my inspirations, and I don’t want to canonize any of them by writing it down here.

The organization is responsible for cataloging and organizing the multiverse as well as monitoring its inhabitants for the development of any methodology which could enable discovery of the multiverse or cross-universal travel. To this extent, they recruit agents, beings from across the multiverse who must forsake any ties to their home universe or any versions of it to monitor others. These agents are given a ship capable of monitoring all universes under their purview, as well as opening a doorway to any point in their assigned sector. 

The organization groups universes thus: all universes which are identical save for Major Differences are grouped together in what is known as a universal cluster. These clusters are named (generally for the primary world of importance that all universes share) and numbered in order of creation (if they can determine it) or discovery. The first universe created is named Prime or One, all others receive a sequential number. These grouped universes are known as parallel universes when discussed in comparison to each other. Likewise, Universes in different clusters are known as alternate universes. 

The organization has a very strict non-interference policy in the affairs of any universe not related to their mandate of cross-universal travel. This includes in the combatting of threats. While agents do carry a variety of weaponry suited to the different universes under their purview, the policy of the organization is to minimize knowledge of their existence. To this end, Agents are to recruit assets from the variety of worlds under their watch, and provide them whatever resources they need to deal with cross-planar incursions (or potential ones). These assets are, as a rule, not made aware of the greater structure of the organization or the scope of the multiverse, only that it exists and the extent of whatever knowledge they need to defeat the threat. Assets are carefully cultivated for capability and trustworthiness before they are recruited. 

Agents of this organization also carry are provided with the means to acquire whatever clothing they need to “blend in” but the structure of the multiverse provides their best disguise in itself. Should a being cross from one universal cluster into the next, the multiverse itself will change your form into something that most closely matches something within the universe you’re going to.

This is why Franks, when he found a strange portal within Azeroth and ended up on Hydaelyn, which does not have widespread sentient undead, his form became similar to what he used to be. 

Thus far the agent responsible for monitoring both the Azeroth and Hydaelyn universal clusters has not seen fit to interfere in this planar jump, as Franks has taken great pains to conceal the connection between them on both ends and has thus far dedicated himself to opposing the machinations of the Ascians, who are known to the organization as an potentially extremely dangerous threat to the multiverse should any universe’s version of them manage to free their primal and rejoin all of the shards. He’s monitoring the situation there extremely closely. 

[passable-talent]

About Me

HELLO I AM ROE basic info is as follows: College student, He/Him, Gae

To be a bit more in depth- I’ve never got any time but what time I do have is dedicated to the things I love. I’m a third degree black belt and I teach kids, I tutor, I hike, but mostly I write. Up until now I’ve only really written for myself, knowing (hoping?) my pieces would never see light of day. I want to push myself and go outside my comfort zone.

I’m writing a novel yet untitled that I love- started work on it in March ‘18. But when I work on one project for too long, I get burnt out, so I really need short stories to refresh my creativity and become a break in my schedule. So, please, offer me stories you want to see come alive and I’ll do my best to honor them.

Guidelines

for,,, reasons, you will be tagged in your requests, you will not receive a notification that says ‘passable-talent answered your ask'

i in no way will answer requests sequentially, please don’t expect it from me, it won’t happen, please don’t get your hopes up

I do reserve the right to ignore/delete a request that makes me uncomfortable.

I won’t do anything that mentions bad mental health, depression, self harm, abuse, etc. I don’t need to relive middle school, thx (also reader inserts involving these things tend to glorify it as a way to get attention from a significant other,,, yikes)

Everything I do will be gender non-specific, so that it can be enjoyed by anyone. This means, in no uncertain terms, I will not write female reader. Stop requesting it.

However every request I am given in which gender/sex actually matters I will do only male reader. As someone who’s looked for male inserts extensively- there are far too few, as well as the fact that I’m really uncomfortable with female reader stuff… long story :/

This does apply to trans male, I will absolutely write trans male stuff. request it!

I will do smut- but only if I deem it okay for me. No matter what it’s only what I’m comfortable with. However I am a freak so

If u request smut from an underage character I will be forced to smite ur gall bladder

Fight me

I will do: reader inserts, headcanons, character pairings, song fics. More will be added to this list so feel free to send it in anyway

Make sure that you give me something to work with, but don’t be too specific! I’m a world builder at heart, allow me to have fun and room to add details.

feel free to request a continuation of anything ive done, no matter how old it is! i find these super flattering and fun :)

along with the last point- even when requests are closed, you can still request these extensions!!!

DISCLAIMER. I am in college. And I may get a lot of requests- I hope. So please, know that I probably am not ignoring you, I probably did get your request, I just may take a while to get there.

(EDIT 7/12/2021- as you may have noticed. i don’t write very often anymore. when i do, it’s rarely requests. feel free to try anyway, but damn. i don’t be doing this anymore)

Fandoms More will be introduced as I remember/discover them

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Star Vs. the Forces of Evil

Syfy’s The Magicians

ABC’s Once Upon a Time

Cobra Kai

The Maze Runner

Markiplier Egos

Teen Wolf

Z-Nation

Disney’s Descendants

Disney Movies (Frozen, Treasure Planet, etc)

Dreamworks Movies (Rise of the Guardians, How to Train Your Dragon, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, The Road to El Dorado, etc)

Unwind Series (All 5)

Avatar the Last Airbender

Gravity Falls

Disney Channel’s ZOMBIES (+2)

Hunger Games

Star Wars (Prequel, Original, Sequel trilogies)

Umbrella Academy

Random Hayden Christainsen movies (Outcast, Shattered Glass, Takers, Life as a House)

- 🦌 Roe

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Robotnik? (movie version)

Favorite thing about them:

Probably how eccentric he is in this interpretation. He randomly dances when he’s alone, speaks Japanese for some reason and moves like just a robot at certain points in the movie because why not?

Least favorite thing about them:

I felt like he didn’t have much of a ‘enemy’ relationship with Sonic in the film like a thought they should.

You could say because it’s an origin film so it’s not fully there like it is in the games or it could be extended more in the future sequel. I don’t know it’s just something that bugged me.

Favorite line:

“Allow me to clarify: in a sequentially-ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify.”

Mostly cause I wonder how many times Jim had to say that line all the way through without messing up.

brOTP:

I would say him with Tom. I mean granted they’re enemies in this, but their interactions really made the scenes they were in together hysterical.

OTP:

Dr. Robotnik/Agent stone.

I mean.....I definitely got those vibes through the whole things and nothing else so yeah.

nOTP:

Dr. Robotnik/Sonic. Yeah I’m not into that.

Random headcanon:

The reason why he acts like a robot sometimes is because he watched Blue sky’s film Robots non stop as a child and wanted to be just like them.

Unpopular opinion:

Ummm.... I don’t have one actually.

Song I associate with them:

Sexy and I Know It by LMAFO

Favorite picture of them:

[bigskydreaming]

I'm not sure if you got my request because i didn't had internet when i sent it, so i'll write it again xd Do you think Dick (and the batboys in general) are famouse like Bruce? Because in the comics there's not any clue about it, i've never seen anyone say something like "oh look! Its Dick Grayson!, y'know, Wayne's first ward/son And its a shame, because reporters would make such a hard life to all of them, it would maka a good narrative tool

Honestly, this is a prime example of that inconsistency I rant about, and also DC’s refusal to just COMMIT on even the most basic aspects of their universe like….uh…how many kids does Batman have. 

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Like, you would think that would meet the MINIMUM requirements of “shit you should probably have figured out and make sure everybody’s on the same page with” but DC’s like….nah, that’s not important.

So I mean…..I’m reasonably certain - like this is just my personal belief, but I’d put money on it being right, lol - but I think the primary reason there’s so little mention in the comics of how Bruce’s kids are viewed in the public eye/how much the public are aware of them (in the New 52, at least, as pre-Flashpoint there was a lot more plot around that kind of thing, especially back in the 80s and 90s)……

…is because 90% of the writers and editors have no clue either, and nobody wants to be the one to ask, and like, open that can of worms. I 100% think you could ask five different writers at DC which kids Bruce has OFFICIALLY adopted in this current continuity, and get five different answers, lol.

There’s been so much handwaving about Dick’s status ever since Spyral, and again - I think its because nobody bothered to think through the logistics of the Hypnos/global-mindwipe machine BEFORE writing it into the story, and then once it did occur to any of them to like….wonder just how specifically it worked, they were like, fuck it, better just be as vague as possible. So, according to Grayson, everyone Helena didn’t program into the exclusion list before the satellite was activated should have no recollection of Dick Grayson, which is why he was able to ‘go back to his old life’ and be Nightwing again, without worrying about his secret identity having been unmasked…..

But what does that mean for his official identity as adopted son or even just ward of billionaire Bruce Wayne? People can’t have NO memory of Dick Grayson and still remember that Bruce Wayne took in a kid named Dick Grayson. I mean, as far as I can tell, the overall consensus in the comics seems to be that after the satellite was activated, Dick just kinda started from scratch as ‘Dick Grayson’ like, he was free to be himself again, but it was like he was a blank slate/came out of nowhere as far as everyone else was concerned. But again, that means as far as anyone outside of their close circle of family and friends know….Dick Grayson is a non-entity to Bruce Wayne and the two have no history. 

Which I mean, is fairly shitty and you’d think if nothing else, there’d be massive story potential there for delving into Dick’s character and his relationship with Bruce and examining how he felt about ‘having his old life/identity back’….except with the caveat that as far as the world is concerned, his life and identity don’t and have never included his father.

Cut to DC: Naaaaaaaah.

But even WITH that, plot holes persist, and abound, because…..why didn’t the satellite erase the Court of Owls’ knowledge/memory of Dick? Even before Luthor gave Cobb those goggles and files to help him with bringing Ric into the fold, Cobb clearly was already stalking Ric and knew exactly who he was….the Court obviously already had that doctor in place while he was still in recovery…so, whoops. I mean, you could probably come up with an explanation about the Court, via their own tech and resources, having had some protections in place 24/7 that kept the satellite from affecting them even though they weren’t on guard for it specifically…..but again, Occam’s Razor….I feel like the real answer is DC just didn’t care enough to think things that far through. Especially since the average Bludhaven citizen, like Bea, at least didn’t seem totally blown away when Ric revealed to her that amnesia aside, he was supposedly some rich billionaire’s adopted kid….which again suggests that as far as the writers were thinking, people in general are familiar with the idea that Bruce Wayne has more than one kid.

Then you’ve got Jason’s whole situation, and to be honest….I really only have the vaguest idea what’s going on there, because reading Lobdell books is against my religion, and I am a devout and deeply spiritual person, as you all probably can tell. I mean, I know that there’s something going on where like, Jason had himself legally resurrected in the public eye and is openly referring to himself as Bruce Wayne’s formerly-assumed dead foster kid……but like, is that the official official word, or would other writers if you asked them say they’d been operating under the assumption Bruce had adopted Jason too at some point in the Rebirth timeline, or….idek, man.

I…..honestly don’t have the faintest fucking clue what to make of the many back-and-forth retcons about Tim and his parents and his official place in the Batfam/relationship with Bruce, and am actually slightly terrified of even trying to make sense of that clusterfuck of a Gordian knot, so my official stance on Tim is to just like….back sloooooowly away from the anthropomorphic-migraine-masquerading-as-a-backstory, without like….agitating it and accidentally setting off another multiverse Crisis birthed wholly from just that one all-consuming black hole of a retcon.

I mean, there’s a reason I basically just shoehorn all the kids’ official pre-Flashpoint family statuses into anything I write in Rebirth continuity, and that’s not just stubbornness and my refusal to play the “now this kid is adopted…now he’s not…now he is again….except he’s not….oh he’s adopted again…..oh wait now he’s not again" game. 

Its like. Also for the sake of my sanity and stuff.

(And also hahahahaha fuck you DC times infinity, every time you use the words “blood son,” or “real family” in a comic, or have one of Bruce’s other kids refer to Bruce as “your father” when talking to Damian, as if that’s not an utterly bizarre and roundabout way for any sibling to refer to their mutual parent and thus I j’ete REFUSE to acknowledge it as valid….ahem, anyway, my point is, every time they do that in a comic, I double down and headcanon Bruce throwing a random as fuck gala for literally no other purpose than to remind all of Gotham that he has half a dozen kids and they’re all better than everyone else’s. Ugh. Kill it. Kill the “blood son” nonsense with fire and lightning and also lots of stabbing maybe).

Anyway, that’s my official stance on DC’s stance on Damian in the books.

Then as far as Cass goes….ugh, her origins were pretty much utterly butchered by the New 52, which IMO has also failed to give us Cass and Bruce bonding and dynamics sufficient to Sate Mine Ire™, sooooooo…..I mean, my perception of the current canon is that Cassandra’s official status is “secret mystery foster child that nobody really knows about,” but because I do not care for that and there’s the whole not sufficiently sated ire thing I mentioned, I officially reject this canon and willfully replace it with pre-Flashpoint Bruce and Cass love and adoption. DC’s welcome to kiss my critically acclaimed hiney if I’m doing it wrong.

Which brings us last, but certainly not least, as its only this way because I go sequentially and Duke is still Shiny and New comparative to the others and will be until the next inevitable fostering/adoption/clone hi-jinks bumps him up the sequential ladder (except I randomly switched Damian and Cass around this time because LOOK I DONT MAKE THE RULES, THERE ARE NO RULES i hvea Adhd hiccup sob leavem e aloooone soooooob)…..

Duke’s official status, much like the rest of the Batkids, can be summed up as Honestly, I Really Don’t Have A Fucking Clue And Am Just Winging This Whole Thing.

I mean, there’s less inconsistency with him, due mostly to the fact that so few writers other than Snyder use him (boo, hiss, and not just because I hate having to give Snyder credit for stuff - look, I love his Duke, but I loathe how he writes Dami, its a thing, I just…don’t get me started). But what inconsistencies there are….well….they’re a bit glaring.

Basically one major storyline showed Duke as being an official foster kid/ward of Bruce’s and living out of the Manor with Bruce and Damian and occasionally Tim when he’s not off road-tripping around the multiverse….and then Batman and the Signal had Duke in the care of his uncle, who was stated to be his legal guardian and Duke was constantly sneaking out in order to meet Bruce in the special Signal-cave he built specifically for Duke to operate out of so he didn’t have to like, drive all the way out to the Manor to change just so he could then drive back into the city and patrol. And then Batman and the Outsiders just said fuck all that, here’s Duke and Cass hopping hemispheres with the Outsiders every other issue, so apparently nobody’s making unscheduled visits anywhere back in Gotham to make sure these two are where they’re legally assumed to be, which again, for the record is…..*error, source not found*

LOLOL and the really fun thing about this little back and forth is I’m pretty sure allllll these conflicting takes are all the work of the same writer. Like. GET ON YOUR OWN PAGE, DUDE.

Also, again I have to assume the “Can’t Be Bothered To Give A Shit, Or Maybe They’re All Just Really Bad At Logic” curse has struck again, because….uhhhh…..

….at no point anywhere in Duke’s stories have I seen Bruce or literally anyone else express concern about the fact that Duke living with Bruce as his official foster, like he definitely and clearly was at some point at least…..means that literally every single one of his We Are Robin friends who knows that he was taken in by the Batfam (and there’s several of them who know this)….like, by the transcendent properties of You Can’t Honestly Think They’re That Dumb, that’s a good five or six civilians out there who probably took all of five seconds to play connect the dots and figure out the Wayne family, having officially taken Duke in on paper…..is pretty likely the Batfamily.

I mean, I like all of Duke’s friends and would definitely headcanon/write them as all being trustworthy and able to keep this knowledge to themselves for Duke’s sake, if nothing else, but I mean, its pretty unprecedented for Bruce to out himself and all of his kids/allies by extension, to like, that many civilian teenagers all in one swoop….

…sooooooo, you’d think, AGAIN, logically, maybe, perhaps, this is the kind of thing that should be brought up in a narrative somewhere as a plot point worth delving into, y’know, just for shits and giggles and maybe a little bit of that whatchamacallit - oh right, character development, but.

Cut to DC: Naaaaaaah.

 *throws up hands and does the I Can’t Even Shuffle all the way home*

In conclusion:

DC is a mess. The official/public status of each and every Batkid is a mess. Except for Damian, the blood son, but we have that pencilled in on the schedule to be killed with fire and also stabbing, so he can get filed under ‘just a fucking mess’ with the rest of his siblings. Hashtag Solidarity.

I mean, I say just write or headcanon their official status however you damn well please, and it’ll STILL be more effort than I believe DC has put into organizing and staying consistent with all of this, and thus STILL make more sense than what we currently have to work with.

*Shrugs* If they don’t care enough to provide a clear canon blueprint to follow when mapping the Bat Family Tree, I can’t be bothered to care if the one I make up myself happens to contradict one single mention of one kid’s official status as claimed by one issue of one book.

Especially if it was written by Lobdell.

Jason’s just a foster son my ass. grumble mumble bitter vengeful swears and a pox on all DC’s houses. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ADOPTION SO MUCH, INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW AND ALSO FUCK YOU.

[caligo-insopitus]

Some Michael Afton Headcanons...

In my headcanons, Michael Afton is…

• [Starting with a potentially-contentious one…] William’s youngest child, and yes, that means he’s the FNAF4 Crying Child. Will managed to revive him as an android of sorts, much to the horror of the older brother, especially.

• Prone to asking anything that crosses his mind. As a kid, this was something that really endeared him to his father, but to his brother it was just one more reason to poke fun. Lizzy, on the other hand, loved having a younger sibling, no matter what he did –it’s not like Mikey stole her toys, after all.

• Definitely a plushies kid. Tended to sleep on his toys, too. His favourite Fazbear character was Fredbear, and was the one to suggest an aborted idea for a ‘younger generation’ set. Plushtrap was actually supposed to be part of that bunch, as were a trio of bears named Teddy, Jeddy, and Penelope (my version of non-Nightmare Freddles)…

• Generally friendly and even a bit happy-go-lucky. Basically does his best to be a nice person… but is also a bit of a little shit when he got older. Very much an early practitioner of ‘yolo’…

• Addicted to caffeine from a young age. Put down the coffee pot, Mike, you’re a preteen robot.

• The sort to try playing dumb more often than he actively shows that he’s not that much of an idiot, thank you… then he goes and does something stupid, like eat or drink something he shouldn’t. Cast iron stomach, this one.

• Almost identical to his father, physically, and actually a lot like him in other ways, too…

• A dog person. Muchly. Regularly begged for a puppy, to the point that his brother started to keep a list of the various efforts.

• Emotionally torn regarding his father’s bloody legacy, as things come to light. That’s still his father, who he has definite fond memories of…

• Suffering from memory issues. Almost anything before the Bite is either completely lost or little more than a blur, with continuing issues that span until he’s a teenager.

• Completely unsure about the topic of relationships… even pre-scooping. Bluntly, he doesn’t quite know how to tell when he ‘like-likes’ someone. Despite that, he’s also secretly a romantic.

• Fond of cooking breakfast foods, but anything else –other than popcorn– can just see itself out of the kitchen. He is the king of waffles and pancakes.

• Very anti-egg. Especially post-scooping, there were no more eggs, except as required ingredients.

• A gamer. Honestly, he likes most forms of pop-culture.

• Still not that fond of Foxy, thanks to his brother’s old pranks. May or may not be the originator of the palette-swap known as Lolbit…

• Fond of fiction that isn’t quite ‘the norm’ for its genre… like a soap opera that features supernatural elements.

• Somehow under the impression that the purpose of a wordsearch is to find the letters separately, not sequentially. It’s possible this is a long-standing joke being played on his brother, but he’s not telling.

• Skilled mechanic, thanks in no small part to having spent quite a large amount of his childhood interactions with his father grilling him for how the animatronics even worked.

• Living with his brother, post-scooping, in their childhood home. Took to covering himself with more clothes than ‘normal’ and bandages to hide his ‘purple-ness’, as well as large dark sunglasses. He did not like having to become either house-bound or basically-nocturnal to keep out of trouble…

• Definitely Done With This Shit… Although answers would be nice before he throws in the towel.

• Sometimes so bored that he will read a dictionary like it’s a Choose Your Own Adventure. How he actually manages to do this is a mystery, but it’s likely related to sleep-deprivation and caffeine highs.

• Still afraid of Nightmare Fredbear… Those nightmares are among the few things he remembers clearly from before the Bite. Despite this, he still has his old Fredbear plushie… and the others, too –even saved the Plushtrap his brother had from going into the garbage.

• A collector of random things, as long as they’re small. Coins, stones that look interesting, shells, etcetera…

[justiceiswater]

Does this count as a first date? i guess its too much to expect of a relationship to share such a secret on the first date. spending time like this is such a blessing though! if only i could spend a few hours with the child version of my partner, what i wouldnt give!!

Non-Sequential [Ch. 1]

Pairing: Pre-Serum Steve Rogers/Steve Rogers x Reader

One night, Steve Rogers met a beautiful dame named Y/N. He hadn’t intended on letting her get away. But fate had other ideas. Y/N appeared and disappeared in his life so hauntingly that Steve started to wonder if she was an angel meant to watch over him.

Word Count: 3,100

A/N: Inspired by the film The Time Traveler’s Wife. But not one of those fics that just literally rips off the whole movie and plugs in characters where they please.

Prologue

The next weekend, Steve had never been more excited to go out.

“What’s gotten into you?” Bucky asked as he tried to keep up with Steve’s newfound speed-walking.

“Nothing!” Steve tried to lie.

“It’s not nothing. I usually have to drag you to this clubhouse.”

Steve just rolled his eyes, “I’m looking for someone.”

That’s when Bucky had enough. He gripped Steve’s bicep and pulled him to a stop.

“Steve, what the hell’s going on?” His tone was serious.

Keep reading

[pyre-prism]

How about some Michael Afton headcannons?

Ooh, sounds like fun! (^u^)

In my headcanons, Michael Afton is…

[Starting with a potentially-contentious one…] William’s youngest child, and yes, that means he’s the FNAF4 Crying Child. Will managed to revive him as an android of sorts, much to the horror of the older brother, especially.

Prone to asking anything that crosses his mind. As a kid, this was something that really endeared him to his father, but to his brother it was just one more reason to poke fun. Lizzy, on the other hand, loved having a younger sibling, no matter what he did –it’s not like Mikey stole her toys, after all.

Definitely a plushies kid. Tended to sleep on his toys, too. His favourite Fazbear character was Fredbear, and was the one to suggest an aborted idea for a ‘younger generation’ set. Plushtrap was actually supposed to be part of that bunch, as were a trio of bears named Teddy, Jeddy, and Penelope (my version of non-Nightmare Freddles)…

Generally friendly and even a bit happy-go-lucky. Basically does his best to be a nice person… but is also a bit of a little shit when he got older. Very much an early practitioner of ‘yolo’…

Addicted to caffeine from a young age. Put down the coffee pot, Mike, you’re a preteen robot.

The sort to try playing dumb more often than he actively shows that he’s not that much of an idiot, thank you… then he goes and does something stupid, like eat or drink something he shouldn’t. Cast iron stomach, this one.

Almost identical to his father, physically, and actually a lot like him in other ways, too…

A dog person. Muchly. Regularly begged for a puppy, to the point that his brother started to keep a list of the various efforts.

Emotionally torn regarding his father’s bloody legacy, as things come to light. That’s still his father, who he has definite fond memories of…

Suffering from memory issues. Almost anything before the Bite of ’83 is either completely lost or little more than a blur, with continuing issues that span until he’s a teenager.

Completely unsure about the topic of relationships… even pre-scooping. Bluntly, he doesn’t quite know how to tell when he ‘like-likes’ someone. Despite that, he’s also secretly a romantic.

Fond of cooking breakfast foods, but anything else –other than popcorn– can just see itself out of the kitchen. He is the king of waffles and pancakes.

Very anti-egg. Especially post-scooping, there were no more eggs, except as required ingredients.

A gamer. Honestly, he likes most forms of pop-culture.

Still not that fond of Foxy, thanks to his brother’s old pranks. May or may not be the originator of the palette-swap known as Lolbit…

Fond of fiction that isn’t quite ‘the norm’ for its genre… like a soap opera that features supernatural elements.

Somehow under the impression that the purpose of a wordsearch is to find the letters separately, not sequentially. It’s possible this is a long-standing joke being played on his brother, but he’s not telling.

Skilled mechanic, thanks in no small part to having spent quite a large amount of his childhood interactions with his father grilling him for how the animatronics even worked.

Living with his brother, post-scooping, in their childhood home. Took to covering himself with clothes and bandages to hide his ‘purple-ness’, as well as large dark sunglasses. He did not like having to become either house-bound or basically-nocturnal to keep out of trouble…

Definitely Done With This Shit… Although answers would be nice before he throws in the towel.

Sometimes so bored that he will read a dictionary like it’s a Choose Your Own Adventure. How he actually manages to do this is a mystery, but it’s likely related to sleep-deprivation and caffeine highs.

Still afraid of Nightmare Fredbear… Those nightmares are among the few things he remembers clearly from ’83. Despite this, he still has his old Fredbear plushie… and the others, too –even saved the Plushtrap his brother had from going into the garbage.

A collector of random things, as long as they’re small. Coins, stones that look interesting, shells, etcetera…

[tumblunni]

Man i really should like... Meticulously go through every single thing i ever watched as a kid and try and find out if there are any other faves i forgot about. It could be fun to draw an ensemble piece of all the science villains in my bigass loving heart! I think warpnik would probably be the most obscure of those tho.

OH wait maybe i just abruptly remembered him cos Maddiman kinda vaguely reminds me of him, sorta? Both got the same weird not-white-guy-pink-but-literal-pink skintone, goofy hair, nasally voice, being strangely adorable, etc.

OH MAN i even remember the plot of his damn episode now! He was robotnik's non evil cousin that he banished to an alternate dimension that ended up turning him mad so he ended up a villain too. SO THATS WHERE MY SQUISKER AND MCKRAKEN HEADCANONS MUST HAVE COME FROM!

And i cant remember anything else about the episode except that even as a kid i found it annoying and rude how they made fun of his speech impediment. Like do you ever hate those voices? Voices where its clearly a badly done parody of some actual voice of some demographic they look down on, and its hard to articulate that you hate the voice but not the real thing its based on, and you also hate the fact theyre mentally associating this intentionally annoying voice with that demographic and reinforcing the idea that their normal voices are also inherantly horrible and funny? I felt that way about this dude and his lisp cos i also have a lisp, but its more often done with the 'cartoon simpleton voice' aka downs syndrome/other disability stereotype, and of course the 'sassy independant black woman who aint need no man' and the 'scary deep voiced black man thug' and the 'ching chong high pitched generic all asian cultures at the same time' goddamn thing. Why was this treated like the height of humor in the 90s and why is it still around today??

Oh also i remember that this dude stuck in my memory so much cos even though he was an antagonist he wasnt really the bad guy. Like he had a very legit reason to hate robotnik and it was just 'whoops sonic and co got caught in the crossfire'. Made me kinda sad that in the end they never set him free from that warp prison dimension place, but he still kinda 'wins' the episode and that was very memorable to me as a kid. Sonic manages to escape while leaving robotnik trapped, and warpnik is like "HELL YEAH REVENGE TIME" and thats just where it ends. So its not really ACTUALLY a proper sympathetic villain plot or anything but it was like baby me's first introduction to the concept of sympathetic villains? I was always used to my fave characters being bad and hated, but this time the guy kinda got a mildly happy ending sorta. Vaguely. Robotnik is just back with no explanation in the next episode cos that show kinda didnt care about sequential storytelling. But hey that leaves room open for me to headcanon that warpnik also managed to escape and he's off somewhere now being like "oh my god i missed the grass and the stars" and yeah maybe he's still kinda 'warped' from the experience but he has a chance of recovery now. Cos seriously even as a seven year old i could see that this dude was a stereotype of mental illness. Like just.. EVERY mental illness. Man, 'comic book crazy' is another trope that i never understood why it was funny and im glad its died.

OH maybe i relate to mad scientists cos i guess the way theyre treated by other characters felt similar to how adults treated us autistic kids???

I dunno man. Maybe theres no reason and i just wish i had a cool science dad/uncle/grandpa cos thats Objectively The Greatest Thing. YOU COULD HAVE SO MANY ADVENTURES TOGETHER!!! and heal his broken heart from traumatic backstory appearances cos WHY DO I KEEP TAKING MINOR FUNNYMANS AND MAKING THEM SAD oh yeah cos Yokai Watch(tm) validated me with that actually being canon for once EVERYONE GO PLAY YOKAI WATCH OK

Dr maddiman best

Dr warpnik almost as best

Its like that 'X walked so Y could run' meme

U gots to wotch the shows of not be screentime to they science gramps tp someday find the thing that do!!!

Man im fuckin hyper

[wolfys-blorbo-mansion]

Battle of the Brains

Summary: Ronnie and Shuri have a verbal brawl.

Pairings: Bruce Banner x Daughter!OFC

Other Characters: Shuri, Vision

Word Count: 426

A/N: Here I am, developing another headcanon into a fanfic (this one, btw). I think I’ll make a part 2 where Ronnie and Shuri make up. Also, I gotta start writing either fluff or Ronnie x Peter stories, ‘cuz this is the third fic in a row where Ronnie threatens to hulk out… Oh yeah, and as for Ronnie’s contributions, I took the self-running generator from a Bruce x Daughter!Reader insert series by @str-spangled-banner, and the serum that lowers the heart rate from another reader insert series, this time by MissRainbow13 on AO3 (I think she has a Tumblr as well, but I don’t know the name).

(GIF by @marveladdicts)

Shortly after arriving in Wakanda, Bruce, Ronnie, and Vision met up with Shuri, King T’Challa’s younger sister, who immediately scanned Vision to see how he was built.

“The structure is polymorphic…” Shuri commented in awe.

“Right, we– we had to attach each neuron non– non-sequentially,” Bruce explained. Ronnie nodded in agreement, impressed with Shuri’s intelligence, but not wanting to say the wrong thing, considering the latter was royalty.

“Why didn’t you just reprogram the synapses to work collectively?” Shuri asked.

“That’s… actually a good point,” Ronnie agreed. “Why didn’t we do that?”

“Because… we… didn’t think of it?” Bruce tried to answer.

“I’m sure you did your best,” Shuri smiled.

At that moment, Ronnie’s face went from mildly impressed to completely blank. She didn’t just hear that… did she? The words kept echoing in Ronnie’s mind.

I’m sure you did your best.

Ronnie started laughing, but the laughter seemed unnatural and humorless, causing Bruce to look at her in concern.

“I'm sorry, but what's that supposed to mean?” Ronnie challenged. “You bet your ass he did his best!”

“Obviously, I know more than him,” Shuri countered.

“Really? And what have you done?”

“You must not know who I am. I designed my brother's suit and Wakanda's latest tech.”

“Clearly, you don’t know who I am. My name is Skylar Veronica Banner. I’m his daughter, and I’m just as smart as he is. Not to mention, I’m friends with a man who built his first suit of armor in a cave with a box of scraps and created a new element.

“As for me, I made a self-running generator prototype in my freshman year, as well as a serum that could safely lower my heart rate so that I won’t have to worry about transforming into a giant green rage beast when I get angry. Oh yeah, and I also helped with Vision here, so if you’re gonna critique him, then you're gonna have to critique me as well!” As Ronnie continued her rant, her veins began to turn green.

“Okay, Ronnie, that’s enough,” Bruce demanded firmly, placing a hand on his daughter’s shoulder. Ronnie immediately calmed down at her father’s touch.

“I’m sorry, Dad. I couldn’t let her get away with that!”

“It’s alright. Just know that there will be some people who might know more than you. Maybe the two of you can make up while you’re helping her get the Mind Stone out of Vision?”

Ronnie contemplated for a moment, then sighed in resignation.

“Fine, I might as well.”

Bruce smiled. “That's my girl.”

[themutantunderground]

Can you tell me more about James and Ali? I’m not sure who they are or how old they would be in the gifted?

Sure! James is John’s canon younger brother, and his codename is Warpath. They’ve alluded to him in interviews a few times, and I would freak out so much if they actually talked about him on the show. He shows up in the Days of Our Future Past movie, and he’s played by Booboo Stewart. Ali’s full name is Alison Blaire, and her codename is Dazzler. She doesn’t show up in the movies, or hasn’t yet, but in the comics, she’s usually portrayed as some kind of singer (her music tastes change through the years). I usually fancast her as Chloe Grace Moretz. They’re a totally random ship I’ve fallen in love with, but they’ll never happen in-canon. <3 I nicknamed the ship “Tracklight” because one of James’ gifts is tracking and Ali can convert sound to light.

In most of my AUs, I headcanon a ten year age gap between John and James, and since I headcanon John as being about 28-29, James and Ali would be about 18-19 at the time of The Gifted’s first season. I write Ali as being the same age as James. ^_^

Currently, I think the only AU where I’ve switched up that age difference headcanon for John and James is in my Modern No Powers AU, where I have them with a five year age gap. In my Resistance AU series, I keep writing the story in non-sequential order, so I usually designate how old James and Ali are at the beginning each story, or try to. They’re in the Thunderblink Family AU, too, and they’re married and about 27-28 in “Take My Hand.”

Hope that helps!! ^_^ I really love writing about these two, but they are pretty random, hehe…