#noncanon ships

[ghaaeghaae]

opins on the noncabin ship options ?

I like a lot of them!! Clearly I'm a Gav x Sylph and StarBirds enjoyer >:3 Personally I think it's a bit early for the bracket, I feel like we haven't seen as much interactions as we could yet, but I guess there can always be another bracket later lol

[sapphicwritergal]

"Oh my goodness (uncanon couple) stans still exist?" Yes bitch, we do.

[elainiisms]

nothing harder than being a girl who sees sapphic ships where there aren't any

[oh-no-bummer]

I cannot believe myself. I am shipping another noncanon ship. Again. Why do I do this to myself? I just have a talent for scooting them out. Noncanon and unpopular, and worse: mostly ignored by the fandom.

[branwinged]

the magnus archives is a romcom—no what the hell it's not. it is, however, a gothic horror romance between jon and elias. because you see, the thing about jonelias is that their canonical dynamic is built around an absurd number of gothic genre tropes. jon sims obviously fits the mold of the tortured gothic protagonist quite nicely who's facing both external (the other avatars targeting him) and internal horrors (his progress as the Archivist weighing on his conscience). but he's also trapped in the gothic manor which is the magnus institute. there are secrets (the place being a temple to the eye), locked doors, forbidden chambers, and bodies in the attic which serve as evidence of past misdeeds (the panopticon; gertrude and jonah's bodies in the tunnels), the institute/archives is ultimately destroyed by fire - purging the gothic manor i.e. the symbolic destruction of the previous order with fire is a common motif in the genre. and jon's work in the archives is haunted by the figurative ghost of gertrude who remains a curious mystery he must unravel and will serve as a constant reminder to jon of his own inadequacies (just like du maurier's rebecca fr)

elias is then —

1) his personal bluebeard figure who murdered his predecessor, a comparison which only gets stronger with the jonah magnus reveal since he's been cycling through archivists for two hundred years, all having met gruesome ends in service to him and jon being his final and most notable choice. are you seeing the maxim de winter rochester imagery. are you.

2) his gothic double. doubles as a literary trope are your hidden self made manifest, the horror lies in the double (elias) revealing the gothic protagonist's (jon) hidden, true self to them. elias as an avatar of the eye is entirely unrepentant for his nature, he revels in it. which is a mirror to jon's own self-flagellation because despite how much he feels torn about his own metaphorical vampirism, he likes it. he admits as much to gerry as early as s3 when asked about his feelings on his ability to compel truths. and why wouldn't he! after being kept in the dark so long, why wouldn't he like it? and jon and jonah had in common their natural curiosity even before they found the beholding. elias is a mirror and jon looks in it and sees someone who is him, but not quite. someone who is what jon would be if he could simply let go, but jon can't. like most gothic protagonists he will kill his double because it is a reminder of a self-truth he can never escape.

and watcher's call. like what even is that. what do you mean that's a thing. what. literally wuthering heights. "why did you heed the call?" // "because this is the place i know i should be" <- normal dialogue to write for two guys definitely not starring in a gothic romance.

^ same genre of images. so the spider, the mother of puppets, the web which is the symbolic representation of narrative thread in the magnus archives universe WEAVED them together? red string fated, that's what they are? so they're soulmates. that's what you're saying. they're literally soulmates. soulmates as existential horror? just enough of an illusion of narrative agency for jonah/elias to claim, "the Chosen One is simply that – someone I chose" but paradoxically joined by fate, which isn't a good thing! because no god-like powers of hope, or love, or indigestion, or whatever, only fear. because even though both help the other achieve narrative self-actualisation (elias making jon the archive and jon making elias the king of a ruined world), their union also irrevocably destroys their lives as they hurt each other in deeply personal ways which signify their greatest fears. elias manipulating jon, whose biggest fear is mr spider, i.e. loss of control and jon repaying by being the very thing that kills jonah, who has spent multiple lifetimes trying to escape the end. and that's romance <3

[painfullyprickedandticked]

“Stolas and Vassago is healthier than–”

Nope. NOPE. We are NOT repeating that bullshit with parrot guy/Stolas. Please, don’t ruin another alright ship with annoying moral policing.

I’m seriously starting to understand why most Stolitz lovers on twitter don’t want to see parrot guy with Stolas. These kinds of people are exhausting. Can’t even grasp the idea of a slow burn and two mutually fucked up people trying to get better.

[possiblyawesometmblr]

i'm still putting up a video to go with yesterday's lore and if y'all don't come out of it thinking "maybe coworkers polycule" at least a little bit i have not done my job correctly

[abby-howard]

We’re all goin’ to the NC State Fair!!

The townsfolk of Scarlet Hollow are enjoying a day of fried foods, candy apples, and carnival rides, and nothing bad has happened to any of them. Duke and Bo even get to take home the blue ribbon for Big Betty, because neither of them is dead or sad!

NEW POSTER up for pre-orders now~ The pre-order campaign will be live for 15 days, so until May 19th, and this is the only time the poster will be available at this size.

The first 50 orders will come with a free ditchling pin ^_^

I’ve been having so much fun with these, it’s great to draw all our little guys having a nice time. Also, patrons get to see the next print early, and get wallpaper packs of all of them ;D

[heretherebedork]

Tae is the saddest duckling following Pah everywhere because he's not used to being alone and has relied on Bahmee for so much that he no longer has any idea what it means to be alone or any coping strategies for it. He is pathetic and I want to shake him. Or have Pah shake him. Or at least take him out. Come on Pah! Hang out with him outside work! You'll both have a great time! And maybe discover something new about yourselves!

[floweypilled]

(holding them like little dolls making them smooch)

[funkbun]

creating new ships in the lab. everyone will love these

[literaryspinster]

Gen V really said no competing ships. Every main character has someone well-suited for them and nobody’s trying to force Marie’s person on the closest available yt, I won!

[blujaydoodles]

tbh this post would probably have suited a lot of my little nerds but it made me think of felix first

[simpin-on-noodles]

Redraw of a Dragon Ball edit I did back in 2022 ^^

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[villainsally]

Hey so Seven and Icarus, am I right?

[icyfox17]

Ive never shipped a non canon ship harder than I ship first class Charles and Erik holyshitithdjsjddk