#nonreactiveness

[dayabot]

[oceanwithouthermoon]

kaido and nendo casually watching saiki freak out over his crush and barely reacting or caring about why is so funny to me

[littlebigmouse]

Something about AU Vander telling AU Powder she's "too smart to spend her life in a bar" vs telling AU Ekko (as far as he knows, anyway) that he thinks he'd be "running this place soon" makes the latter almost seem like an insult.

[adreamoverlife]

Live, laugh, clip of Antoine shifting so much when he sees Pomme he activated sticky keys and then accidentally hits her when he clicks back into the Minecraft window

[autism-swagger]

I think the worst part of the whole Devil Complex thing is that it could've been so good. Like. Man has a mental breakdown and tortures his best friend (the two of them notoriously being The Guys Who Are Always There For Each Other) during which she swears to never forgive him?? And then he does it anyway????

THAT COULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

And instead we got. That 😒

[dellephone]

things you said after you kissed me + landoscar

Lando didn’t think before he surged forward and pressed his lips against Oscar’s. He could only feel the slightly chapped lips and his own beating heart. He stilled for one endless moment before he pulled back.

“I shouldn’t have done that, sorry.” Lando’s voice sounded fragile to his own ears, the breathless laugh he pushed out falling too quickly to sound natural. The distance he put between them wasn’t enough, the need to run thrumming beneath his skin. Lando pushed his hand through his hair, an unsteady smile across his lips. “Think I’ve had a bit too much to drink mate. Hey, I’ll see you Monday, yeah?” Oscar blinked at him, lips barely closing, mind moving a bit too slow to keep up. Lando was gone before he could think to respond.

[delilahprofitt]

me arguing that f9 letty and mia should have fucked onscreen in tokyo

[reactorsoutofcontext]

"You're so good, you're the Michael Jordan of fingering"

- imbrandonfarris

[kalcat]

Just started Arcane season 2 and the intro hadn't even started before it started giving me visceral and vocal reactions to what was happening on screen

[lilworms]

the braindead is winning tonight man what the fuck…. i am struggling so bad w picking up on social cues?? the overall vibe of conversation??? help

[unopenablebox]

apparently today my parents' dog found a new structural weakness in my paternal grandfather's back gate, let herself out, and took herself to recess at a nearby elementary school, where she spent a good five minutes playing with the children before a recess monitor noticed her and drove her back home

[malhare-archive]

The baby is safe and warm :)

[quietwingsinthesky]

old man seven regenerating into a female eight is somehow funnier than him being a woman and then regenerating into a much younger woman.

eight has to deal with ALL of that AND she has amnesia AND then she has to remember that she’s never been a lady before so it’s even weirder for her now that she is.

[epicdogymoment]

nichijou episode 8 part 31. good illustration of how in boke-tsukkomi exchanges the tsukkomi part completes the joke, not necessarily in the sense that it completes the humour and therefore makes you laugh, but in the sense that its required in order to maintain the pace and flow from joke to joke

[thelordofblades]

gale: [standing over the corpse of me, his bestie, who just rejected bhaal] bit bollocks innit

[pureblooder]

Must remind myself that I’m not crazy it’s just that from the age of 9 my nervous system has been wired to a constant state of fight or flight mode when I’m in a room with my sister