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[goatsandgangsters]

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

[lesbielol]

okay but thigh riding literally lives in my head 24/7. just thinking about straddling one of their thighs, wearing no panties so they groan, feeling my wetness seep through their jeans, soaking them. they bounce their leg catching me completely off guard that i gasp, biting my lip to hold back a moan and hiding my face in their neck. they grab me by the hips, gently rocking me back and forth against their thigh until i start grinding myself harder against them. they coo softly “that’s it, baby. fuck yourself against my thigh. let me see how desperate you are for me.” after some time, my pace starts faltering then one of their hands comes down on my ass “why are you slowing down, hm? you’re tired already? aw poor baby, she’s tired. you just need daddy to do everything for you, don’t you?” their hands gripping my hips once again, pressing me harder against their flexed thigh giving my clit the right amount of friction that i start teetering over the edge. they notice immediately and chuckle teasingly saying, “gonna cum already? doesn’t take much with you, huh? go ahead, baby. cum all over my thigh. make a mess.” it takes only a second for my body to tense above them as i cum, my body giving in as i relax against them. they gently start rubbing my back and kiss my forehead, whispering softly, "you did so good for me, baby. always so good for me.”

MEN AND MINORS DNI

[viyojo]

📙💡🫧

[itsleslol]

so touched starved i feel like i’m losing my mind. i don’t know if i need to be fucked or cuddled. probably both honestly.

[maigetheplatypus57]

Tommyinnit could announce "Sorry guys, on further reflection I think I'm just straight" tomorrow and I would support him (questioning is so valid and we respect ppl who even dabble in exploring their identity) but he could never take away the beautiful collective insanity of the last 13 hours through memes and jokes and shitposts and "OH MY GOD????" posts i love you guys and this fucking hilarious community so much <3

[fleshwizard]

𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄'𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐎

[pixlokita]

How do Gregory know he can't fly?? How was C.C/B.V/Chris/Evan first thing of thinkin' when he saw Gregory with wings??

Him wings too little of course he can’t fly :c also I’d say it went pretty well considering the situation :>

Idk if it’s worth linking the previous page but eh here ya go anyway link

[bugflies00]

in a month or in five years; i’ll be waiting

[harbingersglory]

can i req some arlecchino kink headcanons? no pressure to answer! there's just a lack of new knave content lately ahhh.. (￣ヘ￣)

{☆} characters arlecchino {☆} notes drabble, hc's, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings 18+ content

{☆} dacryphilia

arlecchino is a sucker for crying. doesn't matter if you cry easily or not– either she sees it as a challenge to make you cry in the first place or to see how much you can cry before you have to tap out. her absolute favorite way to make you cry is straight up overstimulating (or understimulating you, depending on her mood) until you're practically sobbing. if you cry prettily enough maybe she'll take pity on you.

{☆} temp play

arlecchino has a pyro vision and she is absolutely going to use it. especially prominent if you're both in snezhnaya– it provides prime opportunities for her to slip her hands under your clothes when you least expect it just to see you squirm beneath her hands. she'd never actually do anything too scandalous in public, but if you're a bit more hidden away she'll have no qualms playing with your chest. if you complain about the cold you're just giving her an excuse to "warm you up" and see you tremble like a lamb.

{☆} face sitting

nothing prettier to her then seeing you above her with her face between your legs. her tongue is just as warm as any other part of her, and she knows how to use it, too. she'll hook her arms around your thighs just to hold you down until you've doubled over from the intensity of it– if you start crying, oh, she just gets worse. absolutely ravenous. she won't stop even if her jaw starts to ache. if you don't want her to stop, she could go for hours without a break.

[unbear-ably]

Halle in @yuyulie new set, I love the set so much get prepared to be sick of me

[hitwiththetmnt]

moot @beannary! some au comp support from the sidelines

->Based on this post<-

[lesbielol]

being on all fours in nothing but her hoodie, my face being pressed into the pillow. she's pounding into me with no mercy, moaning and groaning. "it feels so good, yeah?" "so pretty for me, all fucked out." "pretty pussy was made just for me." "taking me so deep inside, baby." "such a slut for me and only me, isn't that right?"

MEN & MINORS DNI

[dreamlandiasims]

An updated cover in honor of PLA turning one year old :')

Read the story from the beginning here!

[itsleslol]

i can’t keep my hands off my pussy like some bitch in heat :(

men and minors dni

[peevishpants]

4 Rainy Day Outfits For The Inclement Weather Enthusiast ☔🌧️🌧️

Individual design details noted & linked below! Clicking each one leads you to their own individual post with their own commentary. You can also check the rainy day tag on my blog to see them all. ^^"

[arom-antix]

A companion piece for my first @viktuuri-week piece because we can't have Yuuri without Viktor, now can we?

Credit to J XIV / Jesa Padayachy on Musescore for the transcription of Duetto: Stammi Vicino, Non Te Ne Andare used.