#not jurassic park

[jurassic-park-incorrect-quotes]

You couldn’t have a modern day Hobbit/Lord of the Rings au. No matter how leathery your feet are there’s no way it’s safe to go around barefoot in today’s world

[mattykelevra]

I didn't even know this book existed until this morning! A lost Dinosaur novel by

Michael Crichton! 🩶🦖🦖🩶🥹🥰 I am so looking forward to reading this! 📖🩶

[bowlifecomics]

It makes me happy when they listen

[animentality]

[emptyjunior]

I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[bumblingest-bee]

jurassic park has a good philosophical message but unfortunately the only thing i ever take away from watching jurassic park is "god i wish i could go to jurassic park." like yeah it's a blatantly obvious don't create the torment nexus scenario, but this torment nexus has DINOSAURS.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[prideprejudce]

there should be a sub genre of books that were originally written to comment on the evils of capitalism and how greed and wealth corrupts society as a whole and how those popular books were subsequently made into hollywood movies and were marketed in a way in order to mass produce as much merchandise as possible so the companies behind the movies can make as much money as possible and thus completely erasing the original meaning of that story while also unintentionally proving the point of the original novels themes

[jurassic-park-incorrect-quotes]

Not Jurassic Park but I have to get this off my chest as a die hard fan of the Zelda games since I was just old enough to understand what was going on in them.

Link needs to be left handed again. Please. I get why you changed it for the Twilight Princess port and for Skyward Sword, but bring back his left hand-edness

[dailyflicks]

Jurassic Park (1993)

[bowlifecomics]

I wonder why

[wayward-delver]

Prehistoric Planet finally gives us the True Rival to the Tyrant Lizard King and it's NOT a Dinosaur.

[astrainova]