#not just elks

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[followthebluebell]

i’m spending today thinking about how saber toothed cats ALSO probably had a potato form.  how they also had a stage where they were fat little babies with very triangle tails and tiny squeaky voices.  how they also probably play wrestled and failed badly at calculating jumps.

i’m going to fistfight god for killing them off before i could personally see fat potato saber kittens

[markscherz]

Oh snap, tumblr did the thing.

[elk-scribe]

five pebbles

[longelk]

What if Kaycee became a snelk

SNELKEE🤗

i think eventually her body will becomes immobile and can only move around by elongating her neck haha

[chronicowboy]

elizabeth bishop

[solqau]

Local boar man denounces capitalism and announces war

Demon Slayer x Princess Mononoke au ehehehe

[nil-elk]

I drew my...fursona?

[elkian]

I’ve seen posts about more rogue SecUnits ending up at Preservation and the PresAux humans realizing Murderbot is a bit weird and feral, and it’s a great concept, *but*:

I raise you that more rogue SecUnits end up at Preservation, and the PresAux humans slowly begin to realize that every single SecUnit/construct is weird and feral in its own unique way.

T17 keeps trying to eat human foods, even though it has no digestive system and barely has tastebuds. A47 is a gremlin that spends 70% of its time lurking silently in the ductwork. The Green One will tell everyone about its plants and it Will Not Shut Up under any circumstances. Every few months everyone has to go on a scavenger hunt for Silence and un-alphabetize everything it alphabetized in the interim. It’s just easier to wear a life preserver while doing anything in Dock 27, yes it makes the SecUnit there more comfortable, no you don’t want to experience stealth force-life-jacketing. Things like that.

[koroart]

Shez participating in Faerghus customs!! And celebrations!!

[dethelk]

I could be your angle or ur debil variety of these ottos

[ashfdhfgdsfk]

hannibal and will

[nesperus]

oops! they got turned into animals

[elk-scribe]

Actually bc its easier to post text here on tumblr

gonna give y'all qsmp BOLAS fans a little treat. The baghera & Cellbit return for purgatory 2 had a lot more dialogue for it, but was never used. There were a lot of elements and time constraints that caused their involvement to go way differently than initially planned. It's a shame, because I was super proud of it! So here you go, enjoy the watcher's dialogue that we could've had.

Eye @ BOLAS members

"Greetings, victors. It was a pleasure to find out you chose to remain here, within my domain. This island, it awoke a sadistic desire within each of you, didn't it? You saw how that vermin you once considered your friends turned on you.

How they hurt you, tortured you, made you experience death at their hands over and over and over again. But I can tell, none of you desire to be masochists. And I would be bored of torturing you that same way again.

Do you hate those people? Do you hate how they made you powerless? How they kept taking and taking like greedy rats? You will never be above me, but you can be above that vermin. You have teeth, a blade, any weapon you may desire. You have a rage that must be felt by those below you. Those that hurt you. Those that might hurt you.

There are new contestants. Many new, some old. Go on.

Kill them. Tear them apart, make them feel the pain you felt. Give them no chance to stand, to breathe. Break their spirits, until there is nothing left.

And relish in power you have over them."

[elkyralt]

Foolish and Cellbit clip for y'all that i dug up

TRANSCRIPT UNDER CUT

Cellbit: Where do I buy it? (breaks off) AWW that's my dog, that's cute. I love my dog

Foolish (speaking over): There we go!

Foolish: Hi!

Cellbit: That's Lobinho

Foolish: It looks high as fuck

pause

Cellbit: My dog you mean? laughs He looks like-

Foolish: What? Yes! Yeah!

Cellbit: Yeah he was - he was yawning

Foolish: Oooohh that's like - is that like a code or something? 'is he yawning'?

pause

Cellbit: Wait WHAT

Foolish: Yeah I gotcha, yeah he was YAWNING

Cellbit: OH yeah, that's a code for using cocaine, yes

Foolish: Yeahhhh okay, alright

[chronicowboy]

what if eddie sees buck and tommy being all cute and giggly and realize hes missing that in his relationship with marisol??

no ive been speaking about this so much. i really really need this scene to contrast bucktommy and eddiesol so much. i need bucktommy so wrapped up in each other they forget eddie's even in the same room. meanwhile marisol's making one sided conversation as eddie wonders what the fuck is going on with buck and tommy, why was buck being so weird, why why why.