#not literally... | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

leonardcohenofficial · 11 days ago

Text

hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

#i have literally never gotten the appeal i do not want to be on the starship enterprise or in a tent in a war in korea LEAVE ME ALONE #i don't want to be there!

57K notes · View notes

helenvaughans · 1 month ago

Text

📢📢📢

#LITERALLY #education #politics #twitter

63K notes · View notes

slightly-gay-pogohammer · 4 months ago

Text

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

#polls #gio talks #pokemon #btw i got dragon type and i look like a pig on my first roll.#im LITERALLY g.anondorf lmao #pokemon poll #hall of fame

63K notes · View notes

snaxle · 9 months ago

Text

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

#og #imagine how much happier my life could be right now if i could use the $200+ i gotta spend on bills #on literally anything else right now

120K notes · View notes

goldensunset · 2 months ago

Text

the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame

#peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #i literally didnt tag this as anything initially

44K notes · View notes

bizarrebazaar13 · 6 months ago

Text

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

#aelan speaks #fornax cain #fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal #not so much “i don’t deserve this good thing and i’ve somehow tricked people into thinking i do”#but more like “i am straight up not a person and everyone knows it”#“and i am TRYING to be a person but i can’t get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i don’t know where else to go”#anyway i was a normal child

78K notes · View notes

swedenis-h · 6 months ago

Text

Wife lovers till they die

65K notes · View notes

omegaverse-anesthesiologist · 1 year ago

Text

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

#Literally everything else works fine it’s just ao3 #Who was reading smut that they blocked ao3 #I must know #in which nina screams into the void

149K notes · View notes

ohitspurple2 · 8 months ago

Text

#196 #rule #ruleposting #r/196 #r196 #shitpost #shitposting #twitter #literally me #average daily conundrum

68K notes · View notes

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 3 months ago

Text

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

#not a shitpost #when your government is run by literal supervillains the choice sorta makes itself #lex luther is becoming an uncomfortably familiar character #'the evil billionaire using all his wealth and power to literally destroy the fucking world' yeah we've met

45K notes · View notes

theofficialuriel · 7 months ago

Text

summary of act 1

#arcane #viktor arcane #vi arcane #arcane meme #no bc why was he literally jesus #never let a situationship turn you Emo the way it did vi #arcane season 2 #arcane spoilers

73K notes · View notes

mewvore · 5 months ago

Text

Sometimes you need to read something twice to get it. You might need to watch a movie three times to understand it. You might have to have that album on repeat for a week until the lyrics make any sense. You're allowed to engage with it and can keep engaging with it until it means something to you. People will see a painting at a museum and laugh about not getting what the big deal is but like you can come back, you can see it at another time, and maybe that next time it'll be different for you. I'm of the belief the "media literacy crisis" would solve itself if more people just sat down and did it again. Watched, read, played, listened, etc like I don't think people are getting more ignorant necessarily I just think we're not glorifying personally replaying things nearly as much as we should be.

#Consumer has been the worst word to describe people in years because consumption has a sense of finality #Like I get it its for corporate reasons but self identification as a consumer should only be left for when you report to the BBB #Be a patron or enthusiast or a fan or connesuier or lover or appreciator or customer literally anything #Something to indicate your purpose in the transactional nature of the process goes beyond mindless cattle behavior

39K notes · View notes

demadogs · 8 months ago

Text

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

#i literally think about it every time i go to a spicy site #oh god is this gonna be my legacy #plz i make gifs and stuff i have much cooler posts than this #1k #10k

85K notes · View notes

atanerrum · 14 days ago

Text