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jojojonahh · 3 years
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Could you do a NSFW alphabet for Theo Raeken x fem!reader?
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pairing: theo raeken (18+) x fem!reader
warnings: smut → NSFW alphabet
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
awh theo is very sweet and gentle
he'd help you clean up, if not do it entirely himself
he's sweet-talk you, whispering words of praises and affirmations
he'd ask if you were hungry and would make you something if you were
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
not meaning to be cheesy/cringy but every part of you
with sex, there's so much to do with every part of your body
he'd tie you up, kiss all way down your arms, ticking your skin
he kiss all over your stomach
love when your thighs shake
would love teasing your pussy and making you cum
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
oh my theo would love overstimulating you
to have you cum again and again and again for him
and with his permission would be such a godsend to him
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Theo would have a thing for teasing you in public
he would love whispering all the things he'd love to do to you in public
and if you're ever in a sex toy store or lingerie store, he would just die omg
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
i mean not a lot haah
i believe you're his first girlfriend so getting into kinks would take a while until you're both comfortable and they'd be introduced slowly
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
okay so theo would love having you on your stomach, where he's hovering over you and fucking you from behind
and his lips would trail over your spine
or he'd have you on your back when he's teasing you in foreplay lol
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
yes omg! having you laugh during such an intimate moment would be so soothing to him
especially when the sex is super rough and you're just giggling when you cum or when he teases you
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
groomed ahaha
theo is a person who cares about his appearance, despite not acting like it
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
seeing a smile on your face would mean so much to him when he's having sex with you
he'd always make sure that you're doing okay and would be so sweet when you need a break
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
not really actually
I mean he's got you around and sex with you is always super exciting so he doesn't feel like he has to
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
dom!!
i think theo is such a hot dom omg + would also think you're cute when you ride him and try to be dom
but i think he'd always break that 'dom character' to ask if you were okay
and he's very quick to notice if you're upset
would have a permission kink - like you would have to ask to cum
edging
would probably have a choking kink too
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
his truck
literally in every location of your apartment lol
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
what gets theo going are kind of polar opposides
you have one side when you're super bratty
and the other, where you're just gazing at him with so much love in your eyes
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
consent-non-consent
there is nothing more hot and liberating than having your full consent to something he's doing or what you both want to try out
if it's not there, he doesn't bother
if there's any sign of you being uncomfortable, he will stop and ask if you're okay.
there might even have to be times when you've had to take a break bc it's too much (especially with overstim) - like theo would hate to see you cry bc you're in pain or it's too much
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Since theo's a dom, he'd be more of a giver
bby boy would have you thighs, if not whole body shaking for him
he'd tease you so many times, ranging from kissing your folds, to licking everywhere but where you need him most
as for oral on him, he would still be in charge and have a thing for throat fucking (only if you were comfortable)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
fast and rough baby
though don't get me wrong, having kinky sex isn't an always thing - sometimes you both need to take a break and just have slow sex
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Im going to say no to this. I think theo really loves taking his time with you, edging you so many times before giving you a plethora of orgasms
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Again, theo loves experimenting and finding out what you both like and don't like
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
I think it's less about stamina and more about how many times he can get you to cum sort of thing
there'd be times when he can get you up to about 5-6 orgasms: 1 = fingers teasing your clit, 2= fingering, 3= oral, 4= vibrator, 5/6 = fucking you
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
you know what? i think theo would love to try out a cock ring
like i wouldn't be surprised
we all know theo's a kinky little shit, so he'd have the whole ordeal - ranging from vibrators, dildos, cuffs (both arms and legs)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
theo raeken is the definition of a tease
he loves edging you, getting you to that point of orgasm than pulling away
he'd love making your squirm, beg for him to let you cum
he can smell the arousal dripping off your body, wanting him so badly and he'd have the power to grant that or not
he would be such a tease during pack meetings or when you sat at your desk doing work
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
I think little grunts ya know
like not too loud or soft
definitely would be louder if he was talking to you & would sometimes do that through gritted teeth as he grunts lol
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
i've mentioned this before, but having sex in every room of your apartment (bonus if you both live together)
like I mean dragging you into the living room couch, then the kitchen bench, dining room table, against the wall of the corridor, even against your bedroom door
he'd certainly waste no time pushing you against everything
something about that domestic bliss - that you have the place to yourselves where no once else shares that space
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
i'd say he's above average lol
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
eh i'd say not too high but not too low
i think you both would have sex about 2-3 times a month (maybe more depends really)
but i think that's bc being a dom can be a little taxing on him
in the sense that he's doing things to you that he wouldn't do out of the context of sex - for example spanking
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Not that quick tbh
I’d imagine him to be the type to go on his phone for a while after you’ve fallen asleep
And just hold you
Sometimes though he can fall asleep pretty quickly
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fruit-of-infidelity · 3 years
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DIABOLIK LOVERS: ⌜Blood & LoveSweat⌟
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Track 7: “A Bloody Affair on the Paddle Boat”
Japanese Title: スワンボートで吸愛
CV: Takehiro Kou
Audio Available: HERE
Author Note: If it didn’t click with the title: here we finally are! The first introduction to the voice of Ryuuto’s character! I hope you all enjoy the scenario and the voice acting as much as I did; I’m really pleased how this all turned out. I tried to keep with the original theme of the Blood & LoveSweat for Ryuuto, so this is a one-on-one scenario with a little bit of romance and a whole lot of blood sucking~! Also, a big shout-out to @dialovers-translations​ for the title reference!
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― There’s a gentle splashing of water as you paddle together. ―
[0:15] “There, just like I told you. It’s far nicer out here, away from those others…”
― You nod. ―
[0:27] “You think so too? I cannot believe the coincidence of us both deciding upon this place, at the same time, for a summer get-away. It was a good thing I spotted this paddle boat when I did, otherwise we’d be far more miserable on the beach with them.”
― You tilt your head. ―
[0:45] “I just wish this paddle boat wasn’t in the shape of a swan. I’m sure they all enjoyed themselves at the sight. Why couldn’t it have been a regular paddle boat?”
― You frown at him. ―
[1:03] “Hmm? What, you like the shape of the boat? I can’t say I’m overly shocked; You always seem to have a taste for the tackier things around… Although I suppose you are under the impression that this is supposed to be something romantic, for couples to use on the water?”
“Fufu. Please, don’t be so full of yourself; You’re my plaything, in every aspect of the word. Mine to touch, taste and expose to the world… But play the delusional card all you’d like, if it helps you to sleep better at night, Pet.”
“Speaking of this paddle boat… I am surprised that it has managed to take us out as far as it has. Say, if we just go a little further out, we will be completely out of earshot of that Ayato’s hollering. I, for one, greatly look forward to that peace and quiet…”
“Now, paddle.”
― The two of you paddle a little more. ―
[2:10] “More. Put your back into it.”
― You look back to shore. ―
[2:18] “Why do you keep looking back that way? We still have a little more to go, and you must keep your eyes forward whilst paddling, otherwise you might lose your balance and fall in…”
“Although, I wouldn’t hate to see that, fufufu.”
― You slowly stop paddling, puffed. ―
[2:34] “…Hmm? You’re already exhausted? Good grief, we barely moved further than where we were before… I suppose this spot will do for now.”
― You ask to head back once you catch your breath. ―
[2:49] “You want to head back to shore? I don’t think you should be going anywhere, for now… Look at the state of you. Now that the clouds have dispersed a little more, the moonlight makes it clear that you’re almost drenched in sweat. All from this paddle boat? Fufu.”
― Ryuuto leans over to you. ―
[3:12] “I thought I would have smelt that salty aroma of yours far sooner if we were anywhere but the beach… but the closer I get, the stronger that scent really does get, regardless of the ocean surrounding us. And, seeing it glistening down your body like this, under the full moon, is…”
― He climbs into your side of the paddle boat. ―
[3:32] “Haah… It’s arousing.”
― You panic and try to shove him. ―
[3:38] “Fufu…Ahaha…Hahahah! Careful, Pet… If you shove at me and rock the boat anymore, it’ll completely capsize. Instead, you should just―”
― You’re pushed down, and trapped, beneath him ―
[3:50] “―Do what you do best, and submit to your Master while I clean every inch of your body of this sweat. I can’t have anyone else laying their eyes on you in this state, after all.”
― He licks at your neck ―
[4:06] “Mmm… I cannot believe how drenched you are, fufu. I’m beginning to think this isn’t the result of the paddling at all… Could it simply be from spending such quality time with your Master that you don’t know what to do with yourself〜?”
“You’ve been on edge all evening, haven’t you? Since the moment I gave you permission to come on this trip with me, you’ve been anticipating us alone together, I can tell〜”
― You try to deny him. ―
[4:36] “Oh? ‘No’? You have no clue what you’re saying, do you? You shout out a ‘no’, and yet your body is getting hotter and hotter by the second… I have a feeling that if I bit into you right now, you’d cling to me and never let go again.”
“Aren’t I correct?”
― You grasp onto him. ―
[4:57] “See? Even now, you’re pulling my body closer and closer to yours, showing off your exposed shoulders to me. So… Brace yourself for the very thing you’ve been craving the whole night.”
― He kisses your skin. ―
[5:14] “You’re tensed in anticipation… I can’t hold back any longer.”
― He bites your shoulder. ―
“Nnn… Haah…”
“Fufufu.”
― He sucks more blood. ―
[5:35] “Look at how your blood so passionately flows for me… It’s trickling from your shoulder, all the way down your chest… At this rate, the top half of your swimsuit will be completely stained…”
“So, wouldn’t it be best to just take it all off?”
― Suddenly, he rips at your swimsuit. ―
[5:56] “Looks like I got a little ahead of myself there. It’s completely torn. There isn’t any point in hanging onto this useless piece of fabric anymore… Shall I toss it overboard〜? ”
― You question about the others. ―
[6:09] “Hm? ‘What about the others on the beach’? That’s the only thing you’re concerned about, and not how on display for me you are?”
―  You fluster a little. ―
[6:24] “Oh? Could it be that, perhaps, you were hoping they were watching? What a lewd woman you are… But you should know, these fangs alone are enough to intoxicate you completely.”
―  This time, he bites into your chest. ―
“Aah… Mm…”
―  His hands roam your body. ―
[6:44] “That’s it. You know me well; those cries of pain and pleasure are exactly what I want to hear. You’ve already stopped fighting back, too…”
“Your hands, combing through my hair, are just another means of clinging to me. At this rate, your grasp is so desperate, you’re practically holding me hostage against your body, begging me to drink more without ever actually saying it... Fufu, I don’t mind indulging you when you’re like this.”
―  He sucks at your chest some more. ―
[7:20] “Haah… But, this isn’t enough, is it? Even though I’m thrusting my fangs in as deep as this… You’re greedy for more, aren’t you? In that case…”
―  He kisses your lips this time. ―
“My lips will satisfy you whilst we’re out here...”
―  He kisses your lips once more. ―
[7:41] “Fufufu… But, once we get back inside, I’ll have my way with you. For now, I think I’ll savour this drunk expression of yours a little longer, under the moonlight…”
―  He bites at your lips. ―
[7:59] “As our lips connect and I taste your blood, let yourself succumb to pleasure, lose yourself completely to me. Give in to your Master, and I’ll make sure you’re rewarded for it...”
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DIABOLIK LOVERS MORE,BLOOD Vol.10 Sakamaki Reiji [Track 9+10]
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Original title: 愛や恋 & 私のもの
Source: Diabolik Lovers More, Blood Vol. 10: Sakamaki Reiji [CD not owned by me]
Audio: Here
Seiyuu: Katsuyuki Konishi
Translator’s note: I still have Ayato’s CD left to translate, but I think this might be the MB CD I enjoyed the most out of all the S boys. Subaru is definitely up there as well because he’s my bias. However, Subaru’s had more heavy breathing and blood-sucking noises which aren’t really my thing. xD Reiji is honestly that character I never mention when someone asks me for my favorites, but whenever I listen to his CDs, I end up enjoying them so much. I guess it’s because I low key vibe with him, haha. I’m also a horrible perfectionist.
Track 1+2 ll Track 3+4 ll Track 5+6 ll Track 7+8 ll Track 9+10
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TRACK 9: LOVE AND ROMANCE (1)
“Haah...Nn…”
*Gulp gulp*
“Haah, haah...Do you want more…? Mmh...Nn…”
*Gulp*
[00:25] “Haahー ...Aah...This hot blood gliding down my throat is messing with my head...I want to chase after it...I’m reluctant to let it go, as I find myself wishing I could simply suck your blood forever...Those kind of boorish thoughts end up filling my head. Usually I would think of that dreamy look in your eyes to be shameful or disgraceful, but for some reason...You look so very beautiful, or even charming, to me right now.”
*Rustle*
[01:17] “I even find myself wishing to kiss you...Mmh...Nn…”
*Smooch*
“Haah...I wonder if by capturing your lips, I wish to confirm that you do indeed belong to me? Mmh…”
*Gulp*
[01:47] “Hah...Ah...For some reason, you are so incredibly precious to me right now...I thought this indescribable, complicated feeling was irritation, but it might have actually been love. ...Fufu, how could I think something so ridiculous? It seems like this place has made me quite sentimental. I am sure I do not need to tell you that love and romance are nothing but illusions. They’re nothing but euphemisms used only so one can push their dirty desires onto someone else. Put differently, it's a swindler's clever talk. Such sentiments do not exist in this world. Yet to think that I nearly find myself drowning in them...I bet you cannot accept me as your Master when I am like this either, can you? I should be more arrogant and cold-hearted, treating you in a strict fashion. It is simply unthinkable that I would be exchanging sweet kisses and proclaiming my love...However…”
*Rustle*
[03:27] “I cannot stop. I want to kiss you. ーー Nor do I want anyone else to have even a single drop of your blood. I find myself wishing I could quench this thirst with you forever. ...How about you?”
You confirm your mutual feelings.
[03:53] “Fufu...Fufufu...Right. I suppose you already can no longer live without me either. I can hear your body screaming, wishing to accept the pain inflicted upon it by me. Am I right?”
You nod.
[04:21] “Haah...Seems like I have completely fallen for their trap. However, now that I have, I suppose there is no point in fighting back. I will simply give in, without struggling, and wait for the right opportunity. If I lose myself by indulging in my own desires, entrusting myself to them to the point where even this tune becomes music to my ears...Victory will be mine. Fufufu...So much so that whoever is watching this, will go mad from sheer jealousy. 
TRACK 10: MINE
*Rustle* 
“I will prove to them that you are mine. Haah…Mmh...Nn…”
*Gulp gulp*
[00:15] “Mmh...Mm…Haah, haahー You should yearn for this as well...Be honest to yourself...and liberate your mind...There is simply no point in feeling shame any more, as we are already at the point of no return.”
*Rustle*
[00:40] “It is no sin to succumb to pleasure. Depending on the time and place, that is. Fufu...Exactly. Desire more of it...What exactly is it that you want from me? My fangs? Or perhaps my heart? ...Very well. While it will only last as long as this moment does, at present, both my body and soul belong to you.”
*Rustle*
[01:25] “You must feel quite satisfied to hear those words from me. You succeeded at making me fall. However, that simply does not matter right now. Of course, I do find this ridiculous myself as well. Only a fool lives in the moment. Would you not agree? However, not even that bothers me right now. Rather than fussing over the small details, I want to give myself over to you. That is my only wish.”
*Rustle*
[02:12] “Well then...Where shall I bite you next? Your nape has caught my attention this whole time now. As if it is telling me to latch onto it. I wonder if it reflects your feelings…?”
Reiji sniffs your skin.
[02:38] “Haah...What a lovely scent. I wonder what it is? Ah, yes. I recognize this smell. It is the smell of fragrant orchids. Flowers lure in others by their color and scent. In other words, you are trying to seduce me this way, are you not? Fufufu...Haah...It truly is a wonderful fragrance. So sweet, it makes my head spin.”
*Smooch*
[03:23] “Haah...Placing a kiss upon your skin only made the scent even stronger. I wonder if the flower has bloomed? Now is not the time to dawdle. You should bloom even more at the hand of my fangs. You are an orchid who unfurls her petals upon having her blood sucked, after all.”
*Rustle*
[03:53] “You can take pride in that. Fufufu...Well then, as you desire…”
*Rustle rustle*
“I’ll plunge my fangs in as much as you want, wherever you wish…Mmh...Nn…”
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
Translation notes
(1) 愛 (ai) and 恋 (koi) can both be found as ‘love’ in the dictionary. However, how it was thought to me by a native Japanese speaker, is that ‘ai’ (which I translated as ‘love’ here), is the broader term. You can love your partner, but also your family, friends, etc. Meanwhile ‘koi’ (translated as ‘romance’ here) is limited to the person you are in a romantic relationship with.
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mobagehelllocal · 4 years
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D, E, O, T & U for the Tweels, Leona & Malleus?
A/N: Ohoho... Thank you for requesting!
all characters featured are depicted as 18+
warning: explicit content below cut!
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Leona Kingscholar
Dirty Secret: 
As his romantic feelings for you began to grow, he grew quite territorial. He was always by your side. There were some days that his gaze would linger on your form more often than not. It was his instincts telling him that you were the perfect mate to bear his cubs.
He would always be more willing to stay close with you, instinctively attempting to brush his scent on you--and make it clear to others that you were his. You probably never realised it, but it happens on days when you’re fertile. 
Experience:
Leona isn’t as experienced as people think he is--he knows enough about the mating process and how his own body reacts to women in heat--but male Lions don’t actually have heat nor do they experience ruts. 
As a Prince of Afterglow Savanna, he certainly is taught how to pleasure a woman, but he’s never really seen or wanted to have sex. However, as a male lion, he doesn’t get into the mood often... unless you’re in the mood.
Oral:
Leona can be quite the unbearable tease. He loves to watch you fall a part with his fingers and his tongue. He also never actually let’s you come though--he’d prefer you did that when he’s inside you and you could do it together. 
Leona actually doesn’t expect you to perform oral for him, nor is it something he actively seeks out. He also (with your consent) would prefer to come inside your core, rather than your mouth. 
Toy:
He might dabble with a few toys--maybe a vibrator. He’ll tease you almost to your peak--but he’ll stop right before that, because he prefers that the two of you reach your release together. 
He still prefers good old fucking though. His brows twitch just a little at the thought that he might not be pleasing you enough if you’re thinking about toys. “haah? more? it’s my turn, herbivore.”
Unfair: 
Male lions don’t really get heats or ruts--they have sex when the female lions get into heats. So most of the time, when Leona gets frisky, it’s because you’re feeling particularly horny. There’s absolutely no point in attempting to hide how much you want him--he can smell it on you from a mile away. 
That being said, he can be very unfair because he makes it his personal mission to ensure that you’re so pleased--you can’t say anything to his smirking face. 
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Jade Leech
Dirty Secret:
Jade has incredible control of his base instincts, and often spends most of the lovemaking process driving you close to orgasm countless times with just foreplay. Even when you actually do have sex, Jade is still--most of the time--in control. Most of your sessions is you being pleasured to exhaustion, and he hadn’t even removed his pants yet. 
It’s not that he doesn’t want to be rough with you, he does to some extent, but--it’s almost a dominance thing. He likes seeing you fall a part in his arms--he likes seeing all the different faces you make when he touches you in a certain way. To do that--he has to be in complete control. 
Experience:
Probably has had some experience before you. If anything, he’s at least experimented with other people--enough so he knows what he wants and likes from sex. 
If you ask him how to please him in bed, he’s more than willing to tell you exactly what he likes. He’s thrilled that you’re invested in learning more about him. On his end, he’ll learn things about your body and kinks that you could have never thought of. 
Oral:
He certainly enjoys giving you oral--he loves the way your expression twist into utter bliss. He especially finds it amusing when you, particularly worked up--actually tangle your fingers into his hair and push your lower body into his face. 
It’s something he won’t ask for--but a certain thrill will shoot up his spine when you ask him to let you give him oral. In turn, he’ll find it very exciting to tell you exactly how he likes it. When his cum spills onto your face, his eyes darken quite a bit--your expression in that moment made Jade’s impeccable control slip. 
Toys:
He’s entertained the thought of slipping a vibrator into your heat, and sending you to enjoy your day as you normally would. He’d want to watch you tremble, and shiver as he adjusts the settings from a distance. The only reason he doesn’t actually do this, is because he doesn’t want any of the other students seeing your expressions and, or getting any ideas from the likely scent emanating from you. 
Unfortunately (or fortunately) for you, the bedroom is free game. He loves to see how far he can tease you with his array of toys before he finally let’s you come. He will never do anything you’re uncomfortable about. He’s also likely to let you tease him with his own toys--just to see what type of look will cross your face when he gives you ‘power.’ 
Unfair: 
He’s one of the biggest teases from the Twisted cast. He’ll drive you as close as possible to your orgasm, before going hands off again. Rinse and repeat, until you’re crying and begging him to just let you fall. 
He also enjoys watching you play with yourself--whether with your fingers, or pushing in a particularly thick dildo into your own body--his eyes are ever attentive and his smile calm as he tells you to--“go deeper, my dear.” .
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Floyd Leech
Dirty Secret:
He’s the type of person who would actually willingly do it in public with you. He’ll push you into a corner--hidden behind the stairs, and fuck you silly. When other students (especially those with animal features) turn to you (because they can smell it on you), Floyd will simply give them a smug grin. 
He’s also very much the type of person who will purposely mark you in very noticeable places. If he’s aware that he put a mark somewhere on your body that you didn’t know--pretend, your nape--he’ll move your hair aside just so people could see it. 
Experience:
Somehow, I think he has less experience than Jade, but likely more experience than Azul. There’s a chance the farthest he’s gone with other people is oral sex or just foreplay because nobody manages to hold his interest long enough for him to want to have sex. 
Because of his personality, I think Floyd isn’t the type of person who’d be approached often and propositioned for sex. This is fine with him, he’s mostly uninterested with it anyways... until you. 
Oral:
He very much enjoys it when you perform oral on him--he loves the way your mouth feels around his cock. If you’re willing to deep throat him, Floyd would absolutely loose it--his hands would tangle in your hair, and force you down on his cock as far as you can go. 
He’s not really interested in giving you oral--he will if he’s in the mood for eating you out in particular. But most of the time during sex, he doesn’t always consider that you might want it. You often have to ask--and doing that can take awhile.
Toys:
He certainly finds them interesting and fun. He’ll use them on you to tease you as much as possible. However, there’s a chance that he’ll quickly grow bored of using it and shift onto pounding you into the bed. He’s also... iffy with toys sometimes. Like, you can say he sometimes gets jealous that the toy was receiving your warm squeezes instead of his cock. 
If he’s in a particularly good or patient mood, he’ll let you use some toys on him. He thinks its cute if you try to put him in hand cuffs. Though be warned, no matter how much power you think you have in that moment--the moment Floyd doesn’t feel like it, he’ll reverse the situation immediately. 
Unfair: 
He’s very unfair, but not in the same way as Jade as that he’d tease you. He’ll tease you, certainly, but not with words. He’ll come out of nowhere to press his body against yours, and you’ll feel his hard cock through his pants--“shrimpy~ let’s do it right now~”   
He’s unfair in the sense that you’ll find it very difficult to refuse him when he’s in the mood. He’s also the type to get turned on, and to stay turned on for quite awhile--so sessions with him are always long, exhausting--and you certainly can’t walk the next day. 
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Dirty Secret:
Whenever the two of you engage in lovemaking, he’s incredible soft and slow with it. He’s always incredibly romantic, with it--but the truth of the matter is that he wants to be as rough with you as possible. He wants to lose himself to the sensation of your warmth--but if he does that, he’s likely to destroy the whole dorm... so he won’t. 
He’s also alarmingly aware of how fragile the mortal form is, so he’ll never budge on this. He’ll prefer never to treat you roughly, and will always go for slow, romantic sex. Actually seeing hickeys, or the lightest bruises on you--genuinely upsets him, and he’ll have to be coaxed into having sex with you again. 
Experience:
Well... given that he wasn’t even allowed to show up in front of Eliza... He probably knows how sex works, and he’s likely at least have done it a few times. You can probably count the number of times with just two hands but... He’s never really understood the pleasure aspect. 
That is until he had you in his bed, and your scent in his sheets. It’s only then did Malleus completely understand what the hype with sex was. 
Oral:
He finds it very intriguing--there’s just something so enchanting and intoxicating about the way you’re spread across his bed--quivering--your eyes dazed as he made you orgasm with his mouth. 
That being said, when you do oral on him--Malleus is a goner. He never expected that something like this could be enjoyable--and he might break the bed post with how hard he’s holding it as you suck him off. 
Toys:
He would hesitate to use them because he’s not so sure how to--nor did Lilia inform him of them when he was given the birds and bees a few hundred years ago. While he’s willing to test them on you, he’s more likely to just get excited and go straight for the main course.
Because you encouraged him and let him test some toys on you, he’ll agree to let you test some other toys on him too. However, he’ll be pretty clear with you when it’s something he doesn’t like. 
Unfair:
He’s actually very fair as a lover. He’s not the type to tease you too much--and he’d rather the two of you enjoy your lovemaking as much as possible. For the centuries he’s been alive, nothing has ever made him feel like this at all--so he’ll enjoy it as much as possible.
That being said, he’s not above a few coy, “ohoh? you must want me a lot, bright one.” But he’ll never tease you beyond that--he’s just as eager as you to share these moments together. 
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Inception: Chapter 7
Regardless of your persistence to avoid Childe, you noticed that he intentionally walked along the same paths to 'run' into you just as you intentionally chose different paths to work every day to avoid seeing him.  To be honest, it was a bit stalker-ish.  But one fierce glare from you, and his confidence deflates like a balloon as he gives up on the idea to talk to you.  He was just as stubborn as you though, and would continue this pattern every day despite your continuous rejection.  You still hadn't said a word to him since that day in Mondstat.  
At one point you discovered a new tactic to keep him at a distance; walk around areas of Liyue where Fatui are most prominent.   Childe would almost immediately be called over or consulted over various matters from his underlings, and you were able to lose him for the day.
It was late one night when you finally left the funeral parlor; you didn't need to stay so long, but working on filings diverted your mind from the present occurrences.  Your footsteps were quiet along the dimly lit streets of Liyue as you made your way past Liuli Pavilion. Despite it being the middle of the week, there were several Fatui agents drinking and making a ruckus at the outside seating area--laughing, cursing, and a bunch of slurred gibberish you couldn't quite catch.
That was when your stomach growled and begged for food that it hasn't gotten all day.  By the time you'd get back to your apartment you wouldn't have the energy to cook, so you decided it'd be best to get a meal-to-go from the Pavilion despite the annoying customers blocking the door.  You reluctantly made your way up the steps when one of the drunkards called out you.
"Hey! Waitress! Where's our damn order?"  The man impatiently slammed his pint onto the table out of the corner of your vision.  He had to be the least sober of the group.
"That's not the waitress, dumbass.  She's clearly a customer."
"No," interjected the third.  "That's Master Childe's woman."  Apparently Childe's coworkers had picked up on your relationship with the harbinger much sooner than you figured out his true identity.
You finally reached the door handle and twisted it open, but a hand slammed above your head to keep it shut.  "Childe's girl, huh?"  
"Kliment, you know better than to screw with Childe's shit," the third man warned.  "You continue with this, he's gonna kill you."
"I'm not his girl," you spat, meeting the devilish crazed eyes of the man pinning you against the door.  "Back off, I'm starving."
"Not his girl," Kliment scoffed with a lopsided smirk as he glared down at you.  "You hear that, Charlie?  This is the chick everyone's been talking about. The one that's got him slacking off on our missing agents and that stupid vigilante that's still running around."
"You've got the wrong chick, asshole."  This seemed to agitate Kliment, and he leaned in way too close for comfort.  
"I don't give a damn whether you belong to Childe or not.  Since there's no getting through his thick skull, maybe this will get him to do his job."
"Kliment, what are you saying?"  Charlie, the second agent, shifted uneasily in his seat.  "Leave the girl alone. You're drunk."
"All I'm sayin' is a little rough-up would get Childe to take his responsibilities seriously.  An eye-opener, if you will."  Kliment raised your head to look at him by putting a thumb beneath your chin.  "Though if you have any valuable relics on you, which I doubt, you may sway me from hurting this little face of yours.  I really do just care about money; this matter doesn't interest me."
Your stomach sank when you remembered your empty pockets.  Your vision sat at home in your kitchen drawer tonight, so there was no way you could fight the three of these guys with your pyro energy and you'd lack the fire resistance it provided.  You never relied on it anyway; with your combat skills, you might be able to take them out somehow.  There's silverware on the table...plates, knives, forks, even the empty pints that lay strewn about.  And there'll be witnesses that might jump in to help.  
But most of all, you were angry.  This is how undisciplined Aja--Childe's men are.  You were right all along; there are no 'good' Fatui; that'd be an oxymoron, impossible, senseless.  So when Kliment threatened you with his foul alcoholic breath burning your nostrils, an almost devilish smile stretched across your face.
You leaned in and whispered in a low voice so that he'd be the only one to hear you.  "Valuables?  You mean like that precious Fatui mask of yours?"
The gears turned in his head for a few seconds, then his expression of confusion switched to disbelief, and finally to seething anger.  "You--!  You're the bitch that stole my mask--!"  His hand flew to your throat and squeezed.
"Kliment! What're you doing?!"  Charlie bolted upright before charging to get him off of you.  "You're gonna get us in trouble! Cut it out!"  Before he could reach the two of you, you landed a strike to Kliment's throat that loosened his grip and sent him gagging.  "Klime--"
Your attack apparently prompted the third agent to get up from his seat and he proceeded to launch himself not at you or Kliment, but at Charlie.  The two collided and crashed over another table where a romantic dinner was taking place.  The nameless agent was yelling incoherently about Kliment being right while they threw punches.
I guess those two will take each other out?  Your attention refocused on Kliment, who was now able to inhale a decent amount of air to lunge at you full force into the pavilion door.  Your head slammed into the wood with an unsettling crack, but the adrenaline made it impossible to tell if it was the wood or your skull making that awful noise.  You blocked a punch directed at your jaw.  He drove his knee to your stomach, but you swayed just enough so it slid past your side and into the door.  Your elbow jut into his ribcage, then his kidney, then you pulled his head down hard onto your knee.  He crumpled to the floor.
The shouting of the patrons, waiters, and other staff were quiet compared to the heartbeat drumming in your ears.  They stood and gawked at the damage the entire group was making, but they did not dare to intervene.  You scanned the surroundings for those other two Fatui. The one named Charlie was knocked out cold.  "Where--Ngh!"
A fist held your hair tight at the top of your head and drove you face-first into a table to your left.  "You're definitely Childe's woman if you can hold your own against an agent.  You have my respect for that...But this needs to be done to get his head out of the gutter!"  Another slam against the table, and white clouded your vision.  Somewhere in your peripherals Charlie had snapped out of his daze and scrambled to his feet to leave you and the rest of the pavilion behind.
Looks like that agent learned a lesson from going against the flow of the Fatui and abandoned the idea of helping you.
Your fingernails clawed into the agent's gloved fist to no avail.  You couldn't even kick at him with how he pinned you to the table, but luckily he decided to pull you upright and throw you to the ground.  There's a chance to strike him now.  
Or at least, there was.  Just as you flipped over to kick him away from you, his boot crashed down on your face hard.  The sickening crack of your nose against the force made your vision darken completely.
Childe was just about finished with his work for the day and nodded farewell to the secretary behind the front desk of the Northland Bank.  He barely reached the exit when the double doors burst open and an injured agent began blabbering about something while out of breath.
"...Ha...haah...fight...Agent Kliment...your...girlfriend..."  Charlie managed to wheeze out the most important details first and didn't miss the cold expression that enveloped Childe's face.
"Excuse me?"
"--The Pavilion! Hurry!"  The words barely got past his lips as Childe bolted out the door.  Charlie chased after him despite his lungs begging for air.  He could barely keep his superior in view.
The chaos that greeted the pair sent a chilling thrill down Childe's spine.  A few additional agents had joined the scene and were trying to keep the others at bay while others aided so that a Liyue citizen was the sole target.  Childe had no problem reminding his agents of their place in the food chain and that they were more expendable than the innocent, but the glimpse of your face getting kicked in made something snap inside him.  He was still several feet away from the scene and many witnesses were yelling for the fight to stop.  It wouldn't be long before the Millileth would arrive.
Childe held an unreadable air about him as a single hydro blade manifested in his hand.  He spared none of his strength when he threw it at the man that towered over you.  The man let out a strangled cry as it impaled his shoulder into the wooden door.  "Now now," a cruel empty tone left Childe's lips as he approached with a deadpanned expression.  Everyone stopped throwing their punches when they recognized the voice.  "I don't suppose there's a reasonable explanation behind this, is there?"
"M-Master Childe!"  The Fatui agents bowed over and saluted the harbinger while the bystanders parted for him.  "This is--"
Childe ignored their stutters and made a beeline for the half-conscious girl on the floor.  He knelt and lifted your chin slightly.  Sorry girlie, but there's no way I'm just going to let you walk home from this no matter how much you hate me right now.  Your lips were busted and swollen, your nose red and bloody, not to mention broken...The tears that obscured your vision made it difficult to see him, no doubt.
A cold, chilling anger like Snezhnaya's weather washed over the harbinger while he estimated your condition.  Then he stood up and announced with a voice almost too quiet to hear at first.  "Every agent here is to report to my office immediately."
"But Master Childe, she was--"
"--She started--"
"I tried to stop them from hurting her--"
Childe faced them with a death glare.  "My office.  Now."  Everyone gulped in fear.  "And if any of you decide to run off and hide, I will hunt you down.  Go."  The bystanders were whispering things amongst themselves as they watched the agents sprint for the bank.  Then, the harbinger faced the man that was still writhing against the wall.  "What's your name?"
"Hongqi--GAH!"  Childe violently ripped his blade out as he looked the agent in the eye.  
"Well, Hongqi, you've made quite the first impression on me.  Unfortunately for you," Childe swiped his fingers across the blood that coated the blade, "it was the bad kind."  Hongqi nodded and shuffled to the direction of Northland Bank.  Childe watched him before giving one last glance to the bystanders that were directing the Millelith in this direction from across the street.  
A small wheeze from his feet grabbed Childe's attention and he knelt beside you once more.  "...leave me...alone."
"You know I'm not the kind of man to leave a beaten girl alone on the streets."  The touch of his fingers grazing your cheek made you wince.
It was only when you caught the sight of the authorities drawing closer that you raised your voice.  If he wouldn't leave you, this called for a more drastic approach.  "H...Help!  Help!"  Despite your injuries your arms flailed about in an effort to push Childe away from you.  This earned a confused yet hurt expression from Childe, but you couldn't care less.  Why should you?  
This was his fault.  These men are under his supervision.  He failed you.  Again.
Despite your weak attempt to get away from him, Childe scooped you up in his arms and disappeared from the scene as quickly as he had appeared before the Millelith could catch up.  Somewhere along the way you lost consciousness, and Childe was able to get into your apartment thanks to the keys that were in your jean pocket.  He lay you down on your bed as carefully as possible before finding and wetting a towel to clean your wounds.
"I'm gonna need you to lie still while I do this," he warned before pressing the damp cloth to your bloodied lips.
"...can do this myself.  Get out."
"I never said you weren't capable of handling the aftermath yourself, girlie.  But that doesn't mean I'm going to let you do it yourself."  He brushed the hair out of your face and continued to wipe away at the blood and dirt on your skin.  The ticking of your wall clock was almost aggressive in filling the silent room.
"This is all your fault."
His movements slowed if only for a moment.  Was that really what you thought? Was it really his fault?  His men were always disciplined, or at least they were to the best of his knowledge.  But tonight proved otherwise, and it proved yet again that he's still hurting you.   The missing men, the rowdy behavior of the agents, even the bank heist...something doesn't add up.  They're connected somehow, but where was the connection?  
"Rest assured they will be thoroughly punished."  This earned an eyeroll from you that he pretended not to notice.  "Your nose needs to be reset, but I'm assuming you'd rather do it yourself."
"You're finally catching on."  
"I need to return to my office now.  Don't hesitate to get ahold of me if you need anything."  It was unnecessary to say so since he doubted you'd need him anymore, but he said it just in case.
"Good riddance."  Your gaze followed his movements past the kitchen and to the door.  Childe's hand hovered above the doorknob for a second.  You weren't able to hear whatever he mumbled next and were too stubborn to ask him to repeat himself.  Then, you were met with only the sound of your wall clock ticking the night away.
...........
"Master Childe!"  The secretary to the Northland Bank greeted the harbinger at the door.  "What happened?  A few men came rushing in with injuries--Should I get medical aid?"
"Don't bother with them."  The cool anger was so obvious upon his demeanor that she clammed up and nodded.  "Their injuries are not severe enough to require medical attention.  They're a waste of resources."
"Y-yes, sir.  Is there anything I can get you?"  She closed the doors once he entered.
"A room alone with them would be excellent."  The lady scampered away.  When Master Childe is angry, it's best to leave him to his own devices and keep quiet.  No one wants to be in the way or make him any angrier since he already has a problem with his temper...
"Master Childe," the troublesome Fatui agents bowed their heads and knelt before him.
"I want a full description of what incited your unsightly actions."  Childe scanned their faces one by one until he landed on Charlie.  "You.  Speak."
"Everyone was drunk beyond belief, sir."  He was still bleeding from behind his ear as he spoke and ignored the tickling of the blood that trickled down to his neck.  "Kliment thought that woman was a waitress, but then Hongqi said she was your girlfriend."
"That bitch admitted to being the person that's been inconveniencing us the past few months and stealing our property!"  Kliment jumped to his feet and faced the harbinger directly.  "If she's really your girl, it'd explain why you haven't done anything to catch her!  You're a disgrace to the harbingers, to the Tsaritsa, to--"
BAM.  A fist collided with Kliment's jaw and he stumbled backwards onto his butt.  Blue eyes as pale as ice stared him down.  "I don't remember asking for your input.  Seeing as though you still haven't sobered up, I have reason to doubt whatever comes out of your mouth.  Hongqi," Childe's glare flicked to the agent that knelt to Kliment's left, "why were you beating a defenseless woman when she was already down?"
Hongqi was putting pressure on the arm that had been impaled by Childe's hydro blade.  "I don't care about whether she's involved with those acts of vandalism, but I do share Kliment's view about you.  You've been slacking off, sir.  I thought this would send a clear message--"
"Let me get one thing through your thick skulls," the harbinger interrupted with an edge in his voice.  "That girl and I are not involved with each other.  And I don't condone senseless violence against the innocent."  His gaze was sharp like that of a predator scouting his prey.  The sound of his footsteps pacing across the tile floor filled the silence between sentences.  "Thanks to your carelessness I'll have to clean up the mess you all made.  What do you think the Millelith will do when they hear details of this incident?  What do you think the Qixing will make of it?  We're already scorned as it is."
"No thanks to you and Osial," muttered Kliment.  A pointed look shut him up quick.
"It's become clear to me tonight that the Tsaritsa doesn't need you to complete her mission.  Hongqi, Kliment, you're dismissed.  Don't show your faces to me again."
"W-What?! Sir, we--"
"You're not my harbinger anyway.  I'll just go tell the Fair Lady about your pathetic actions," Kliment growled through a clenched jaw.  
"By all means, go ahead.  Of course if you have this much of an issue with your punishment, you could always take me on in a fight.  Well?  What'll it be, gentlemen?"  Their silence and averted eyes gave him the answer.  "That's too bad.  I've been itching for a proper workout.  Get out of my sight."
"Sir, what shall I do?"  Charlie's voice was hesitant and barely audible after he watched his former comrades vacate the bank in an uproar.  Careful, now.  Wouldn't want to say anything that could anger the man further...
"Relax," Childe briefly flicked his gaze to the agent with a sly smile.  "I have no need to punish you.  In fact, you seem to be the only one here that has their head on straight.  You have my gratitude for bringing the matter to my attention and standing up for that woman."
"Your...gratitude?"
"Of course.  Don't let it get to your head, though.  An inflated ego will only work against you on the battlefield."
......................
"Hey.  Kliment."
"Can you believe that, Hongqi?  He just threw us out like we're the bad guys! I swear to the Tsaritsa I'll show that loser a piece of my min--"
"Yeah about that.  Shall we get away from the prying ears of Liyue?"  Hongqi nodded to an alleyway that was to the left of the stairs that led up to the Northland Bank.
Kliment scoffed and pinched the bridge of his nose.  "What, now you're self-conscious of sharing your opinion on Childe?"  Yet he followed the man's lead anyway until they were both obscured in the shadows.
The silver eyes of Hongqi almost appeared to glow in the dark as he faced Kliment in a serious manner.  "There's a certain group of Fatui that have grown weary against the Tsaritsa.  This group is planning something big, and their goal is to uproot the Fatui's reputation first in Liyue, then they'll move on to Mondstat.  I happen to have a few connections."
"A group of unfaithful Fatui?  What are you talking about?"  But then it clicked.  "Wait, you don't mean..."
"Those who've gone missing in our ranks have simply created a new organization tasked with creating chaos to ruin the Fatui's reputation until it disintegrates into dust."  Hongqi sent a quick glance to the lighted street outside of the alley before returning his attention.  "Seeing as though Childe has disrespected us both, there's a chance we could get back at him for his tyranny.  The leader of the group is quite rich and compensates his members like there's no tomorrow."
"Huh. I didn't know you that well even in the ranks, but I think we could be great friends, Hongqi."
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Here’s my English translation of Mahiru’s Voice Drama - Love is Mine I couldn’t find an English translation from anyone else, so I did it myself. I’m not super good at japanese, but I think I got the important things down. Feel free to use/post this translation wherever you like.
Mahiru: (humming)
  (distant footsteps)
Mahiru: Prison guard is almost here~
Es: (footsteps) (door opens) (door shuts) Sorry to keep you waiting, Prisoner Number 6, Mahiru.
Mahiru: Ah! It’s like-
Es: Huh?
Mahiru: (giggles) It’s sort of like a date- It’s making my heart beat fast… it’s sort of thrilling!
Es: I heard Yuno say something similar, female prisoners seem to say things like that.
Mahiru: Eh? It’s super romantic, right? Thanks to you, I’m having fun every day.
Es: (sigh) It is interesting here…
Mahiru: Ah! So you agree~!
Es: Understand the situation, Mahiru. You’re in here because you’ve committed a murder, not so you can play.
Mahiru: Murder… Yeah, I don’t really understand how what I did was murder. 
Es: We’re going to do an interrogation to uncover your sin, starting from now. The situation is far from being romantic.
Mahiru: Sorry, sorry… I get it.
Es: MILGRAM exists to reveal the sins of the prisoners, and make a moral decision. For that reason, let’s talk about some things.
Mahiru: Lets talk~! I get to spend time with the Prison Guard, I’m so happy!
Es: It’s no use trying to slow down my pace like that. (muttering) You prisoners are always like this…
Mahiru: What were you just talking about?
Es: It was nothing! …Let’s start the interrogation. That’s right… M-
Mahiru: Yes! I’m Mahiru Shiina, 22 years old~! Thanks for coming here to meet me!
Es: I’m the one leading this interrogation! (muttering) What is this pattern?! It’s the same as with Yuno… It’s fine… I need to calm down.
Mahiru: Okay! What about you?
Es: Huh?
Mahiru: Your name and age?
Es: …
Mahiru: Your name is…? Your age is…?
Es: Es…. I’m around 15…
Mahiru: (clasps hands) Fifteen years old! That’s young for a prison guard, isn’t it? At my age, I’m like your big sister! Come on, tell me anything!
Es: Oi… Mahiru, why am I-
Mahiru: Hey, hey what kind of name is “Es”? It doesn’t sound Japanese - where is it from?
Es: … I don’t know. It doesn’t matter. I am Es, other than that I don’t know anything. I don’t have any memories.
Mahiru: You have amnesia!? You poor thing…! You actually have it?
Es: I don’t see why you care. I don’t worry about it, it lets me concentrate on my work without having any extra thoughts or memories to distract me.
Mahiru: That’s so interesting, Prison guard! Let’s get to know your personality!
Es: My… personality? I’m…
(high pitched ringing)
Mahiru: Prison guard, what’s wrong?
Es: Uh, excuse me.
Mahiru: Are you feeling okay? That was too tough of a question, wasn’t it? Herbal tea is good for remembering- green tea especially- It activates the brain.
Es: Oh, I see… Lets try that… No! I don’t give a damn about myself right now!
Mahiru: (disappointed hum) That’s no fun.
Es: Why were you even asking me these questions?
Mahiru: But… But Prison Guard… I just wanted to have some mutual understanding. You want to know about me, so I want to know about you!
Es: Well, I suppose that’s alright.
Mahiru: Yay! In this situation, I think the first step is to understand each other. There’s a lot I want to talk about so I can know you well… Es: Hm… Does an approach like that really work?
Mahiru: Yes! If you have the courage to lay yourself bare, the other person will be able to talk to you with peace of mind. Es: Self-disclosure reciprocity… But this only works if you already have knowledge of yourself. Mahiru: Eh? Self-disclosure reciprocity..? Es: I’m gathering information so I can get to know you better. It was in this book I read. Mahiru: Haah? Prison guard reads too? “Love-Talk of 1000 Girls in Kanto” is good too! Es: …What’s that? Mahiru: Eh? You haven’t read it? It’s all about how to make love special!
Es: Make love?!
Mahiru: Uh-huh, make love! It has features on fashion, trends, and fortune-telling - things that will help you find love! It helped me to become a stronger, brighter me!
Es: (sigh) I think I misunderstood. Please forget what I said.
Mahiru: Oh, so that’s how it is! Prison guard must be interested in romance~! 15 years old is the height of puberty, after all. Is there anyone you like?
Es: I’m not very interested in that kind of thing.
Mahiru: Eh? No, no. It’s not good to say you dislike love, right? Love is like a little explosion, it’s just that you’re a little late. Even if you aren’t interested now, it’ll explode some day! Someday you’ll have a fateful encounter..!
Es: You sure speak of it well.
Mahiru: At first, you’ll deny it. I do the same, but then I feel like a girl in a shoujo manga - it’s like being in some different world~!
Es: I’m not sure… Is love really that important?
Mahiru: It’s important.
Es: (small sigh)
Mahiru: It’s important. Above all else.
Es: I see. That’s yours, prisoner number 6, Mahiru.
Mahiru: Eh? What is?
Es: Somehow, as I’ve interrogated people they’ve shown me something. What they cherish.
Mahiru: Love is something very important to me (giggles) It’s not like I was hiding it!
Es: Could it be, that your murder was derived from it?
Mahiru: (silence) It seems so… I think it was love.
Es: It looks like your love ended in death.
Mahiru: It… seems so.
Es: I see. A song produced from a murderous love affair… It’s not an unusual story.
Mahiru: No, it’s not like that. I didn’t want to kill anyone. I just- It just happened.
Es: What do you mean?
Mahiru: I won’t say. I don’t know enough about Prison Guard yet!
Es: So there has to be a mutual understanding, huh?
Mahiru: (giggles) Yeah, that sort of thing!
Es: This sure is troublesome. Oh well, do you think what you did can be forgiven, or not?
Mahiru: There’d be no point in living if I can’t be forgiven for what I’ve done. (laughs)
Es: So you could be fine living after you’ve committed a murder? You sound like a dangerous person.
Mahiru: Ah-! No, what I meant was… it’s suddenly gotten all messy… I just don’t want to kill people at all! …but… I decided to live for love.
Es: For love…
Mahiru: I know the wonderful feeling of loving someone- it’s amazing! Every day is shining and colorful! The normal scenery changes to something out of a drama or a movie!
Es: I’m not following.
Mahiru: Ehm… I don’t have a huge vocabulary, so I can’t really explain it well… But you’ll understand one day, I’m sure!
Es: I wonder…
Mahiru: Without love, my life would be dull and tasteless, so if you say love’s no good, then there’s no point in living.
Es: But your love kills people.
Mahiru: You’re so mean…
Es: Your love killed a person, but would you love someone again?
Mahiru: I want you to tell me… Is what I did unforgivable?
Es: What?
Mahiru: I wonder if I should still love someone, even if it would end up killing them.
Es: (silence)
Mahiru: Hey, Prison guard, tell me! Is it unforgivable for me to love someone?
Es: I don’t know. What you’re saying now sounds a bit different than what you were saying before.
Mahiru: Is that so… I suppose that’s true… I’m feeling strange… I don’t know…
Es: Not yet…
Mahiru: Eh?
Es: I just don’t know yet. I don’t make these decisions immediately, you have to wait.
Mahiru: (sad/surprised noise)
Es: To be honest, this is one of my weak points. That’s why, as you said, I should get to know you better.
Mahiru: Prison guard…
Es: I am your Prison Guard. I don’t make decisions on a whim because I’m not sure if you’re forgivable. I’m here to judge you, and decide whether or not to forgive you of your sins.
Mahiru: (confused noise) (excited noise) So you’ll keep watching me?
Es: Yes, that’s my job.
Mahiru: (squeals) (gets out of chair)
Es: What are you-
Mahiru: What happened..?
Es: What are you talking about?
Mahiru: You’re enthusiastic about work… I love that!
Es: Stop fooling around.
Mahiru: (panting) That’s no good, (haah), be careful! Um.. Um.. If you’re too kind to me, (leans in) you might die! Okay?
Es: I’m not trying to be kind. I don’t understand how you got that from what I said before. I can only promise you this: Rest assured, I won’t die no matter what you do.
Mahiru: (gasp)
Es: Because I’m… The Prison Guard of MILGRAM.
Mahiru: (yells) (gets up and starts to run)
(bell starts to chime, stone grinding)
Mahiru: Wh- What? Did my voice trigger a collapse?!
Es: No. It seems like the time is up on this little game. What a pain… I have no choice but to end this as usual. You all…
Mahiru: Um… Um… I’m a little nervous about singing… I’m not very good at it…
Es: You won’t be singing. Your mental landscape will appear as a song and video without any conscious input from you. Mahiru: Oh, it’ll be visible then… That’s a little ridiculous… Es: I suppose so. The intensity of the video is different for every person… It all depends on how you perceive your sins.
Mahiru: Ah…
Es: Either way, I’ll be able to see how you see the world.
Mahiru: I see, I see! It’ll be unique to me, because the world of love was so beautiful to me. Oh! Prison guard, you’ll be able to understand the amazingness of love through me!
Es: I’ll hear it, too.
Mahiru: Huh? That too?
Es: It’ll be good knowing something that you don’t. It’s necessary for me to acquire various knowledge to get to know you. That’s not bad, either.
Mahiru: (gasp) I… love how hardworking you are…
Es: Shut up!
Mahiru: It was just a little flirting…
Es: (sigh) After we’ve talked, I don’t feel as though I’ve been working very hard…
Es: Do you have anything left to ask?
Mahiru: Eh… Um… Just one!
Es: What? You still have more?
Mahiru: Um… can I call you “Es-kun?”
Es: NO COMMENT (turns around and leaves)
Es: (sighs) Prisoner number 6, Mahiru. Alright then, show me your sin.
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Horny on Main (R-18)
//Random smut time; sort of a continuation from “mind games” AKA Sio discovers Adam’s collection and watches it for herself.
She stared at the DVD in her hands; even though both the title and image were, for all intents and purposes, about as vanilla as you could get, still Sio couldn’t help but blush at the thought of holding such a…lurid piece of material between her hands.
‘Calm down Sio, this is perfectly normal; it’s okay for girls to be interested in this stuff too…’
Gulping, she took one last glance around, as if half-expecting Adam to waltz in any moment—even though she knew for a fact he was currently away on a recon mission and she’d definitely be the first to know when he returned. Though she’d initially chewed him out for watching porn, a part of her curiosity couldn’t help but be piqued; what was it all about, anyway? Growing up in Japan meant the sniper definitely saw more than her fair share of 'adult’ videos and hentai offerings—down to the most depraved, obscene scenarios that bombarded her eyes every time she stepped foot inside Akihabara. And yes, she admitted to occasionally flipping through some more “grown up” fare when browsing the bookstores, though still images (and especially anime style) weren’t the same as live-action.
“B-Besides, I’m his girlfriend, I have a perfectly valid excuse for looking at this, uh, stuff…” she muttered to herself in an attempt to work up her courage. Sio vaguely wondered what Adam’s reaction would be if she ever suggested they watch porn together. Apparently, according to magazines this was a thing couples commonly engaged in, but Sio felt they’d both probably die of embarrassment first before getting turned on.
Which was why she was currently locked away in her (very) private quarters, laptop glowing almost ominously before her as she clumsily shook out the disc, her nerves getting the better of her. “My Own Service Maid”… a photograph of a petite woman in a classic maid outfit graced the cover, looking over her shoulder in either an embarrassed or shameful manner (Sio couldn’t tell) as her skirt was lifted until it reached just underneath her butt.
Sio gulped, then popped in the DVD before she could change her mind. Though her room was pretty soundproof, still she made sure the volume wasn’t too loud; lord knew how she was going to explain away the lewd noises if someone happened to hear. ‘Not that I’m super quiet myself, but hey…’
A couple of obligatory logos and copyright jargon later, Sio found herself almost mesmerized at the scene on her laptop: a young woman in a maid outfit, whom (she assumed) was supposed to be cleaning a mansion, but instead had gotten sidetracked and was now shyly teasing herself with a paintbrush she’d found. The music was distractingly cheesy, and Sio wondered for a moment if all pornos were this low-budget.
“Oh, master, please…I’m so wet, I can’t stand it anymore…”
Sio cringed inwardly at how cliché the lines were, but at the same time, she couldn’t deny her body was starting to heat up. As the maid’s actions started growing bolder, the sniper was definitely starting to feel the tell-tale signs of arousal: nipples perking up against her bra and to her slight shock, a faint, pulsing throb started up between her legs.
‘Whoa, I’m actually getting turned on by porn…and watching a girl, no less…’ Though Sio wasn’t sure if she was queer, she’d definitely had crushes on both genders before—and sometimes wondered if she’d have wound up dating Asao-san, if it weren’t for all the e-gene/DOGOO business and she ended up meeting Adam instead.
“My clit is so hard…I’m getting wet, master…” The maid had shed her panties now and was blatantly masturbating with her legs spread wide, her large chest heaving with desperate pants as the paintbrush was pushed inside her cunt; the maid pumping and stirring the makeshift toy and as juices spilled out, Sio felt something hot stain her own panties.
‘Damn it…I’m really getting wet from this…’ Face flushing with a heady lust, Sio began surreptitiously removing her uniform, not wanting to break out of this strange, trance-like state she was in. As the maid on-screen continued her self-pleasure, Sio felt her own hands mirroring the movements; one hand slipped underneath her shirt to tease her stiff nipples, while the other wriggled inside her panties and Sio couldn’t help but jerk slightly as her fingertips brushed against her clit, which was apparently swollen and already quite sensitive before she even began touching herself.
“Haah, hah…this is, pretty exciting…” Gulping, her she couldn’t help but whine slightly as the finger squeezed inside her own tight slit, now hot and sticky with her own juices as Sio began masturbating to the porn. ‘I wonder why I’m so turned on…is it because, I can do the same things she can on the screen?’ Being able to experience the same type of hedonistic pleasure as the girl in the film…biting her lips, Sio kicked off her panties, now lying half-naked on sheets that were steadily getting soaked as she played with herself.
‘Okay, I can see why people watch AVs…it’s super hot…’ All sorts of naughty thoughts were running through her head as the sniper started panting from her own fingers, nevermind what was happening on her laptop. The camera was now zoomed in to the maid’s crotch, giving Sio an incredibly erotic and detailed view of a perfectly pink, shaven pussy, dripping with so much juices that she had to wonder if it wasn’t staged. ‘Wow, it’s so pink and there’s no hair…I wonder if Adam would like it if I waxed…’ The paintbrush from the beginning of the film had made its return and was now brushing in quick, hard strokes against the maid’s throbbing clit and Sio felt her fingers reaching down to do the same, unconsciously matching the tempo on-screen.
“Ah~ I-I’m going to cum! I can’t take it anymore~!”
“S-Same…” Sio moaned, stimulating her swollen clit as her fingers became increasingly slick. “Hnng...gah, oh god I’m definitely gonna cum soon…” Her back was arching and the knot inside her was tight to the point of almost-pain; she could feel her inner walls clenching and pulsing around her digits, begging for release.
A second later the maid climaxed, squirting everywhere on the floor as she cried for what seemed like forever but Sio wasn’t even paying attention—not when she was being wracked with her own orgasm, so strong it left her gasping between the pulsating waves of pleasure while she kept rubbing her clit, trying to keep the stimulation going for as long as she could. “Ooh~ I-I’m, c, cumming…I’m cumming so hard…!” Moaning, the sniper rolled over on her side, panting for air as she gingerly pressed against her clit, letting the little aftershakes quiver all throughout her body as she lazily thrust inside, feeling her inner muscles pulsate slowly and coating her fingers with her own cum.
“Oh…man. I can’t believe I came that hard…jeeze, I made a mess too,” Sio groaned as she slowly sat up, the DVD having ended long before. Heaving a satisfied sigh, she ejected the disc and put it back into the case, intent on slipping it back into Adam’s ‘secret’ collection before he returned. “Maybe I should apologize to him…I have to admit, that was really hot…”
Though the sniper had just satisfied herself minutes earlier, her libido-hazed brain wondered what other secret goodies lay in her boyfriend’s collection as she now sat in his room… ‘I-I mean, there’s no harm in just taking a look…’ Her face turned a bright red as she pulled out another disc at random, this one with a far more provocative cover than the previous: a buxom woman with her ass lifted into the air, servicing a huge man with her mouth while another pounded from behind. 
“Uh, maybe something a little more...tame...”
After browsing around though, Sio could tell that Adam was definitely more than just a little vanilla when it came to the bedroom. Aside from that one threesome DVD, most of them (from what she could tell) seemed to be your standard heterosexual couplings, with some occasional girl-on-girl action. But even then the covers seemed to indicate a more romantic theme, rather than any of those weird, graphically-violent offerings she often saw in hentai. Despite the situation—that is, the sniper hunched over in a corner of her boyfriend’s room secretly perusing his porn stash for herself—Sio couldn’t help the smile on her face and a warm, fluttery feeling in her chest. “Adam...you’re such a sweetheart, deep down...” It shouldn’t have come as a surprise that even his tastes in porn leaned towards the cheesy, romantic kind.
“Ah...how about this one?” A beautiful woman lay on a bearskin rug, completely naked save for a handsome cloak. “Relaxation” the title read, and judging from the short summary on the back, it seemed to be a low-key, romantic morning romp between two lovers. “Seems pretty safe, and kinda romantic...”
Before she knew it Sio was once again seated on a bed, her laptop glowing but this time she was prepared: clothes completely off with the sniper nestled comfortably against Adam’s pillows, his lingering scent adding another layer of arousal aside from the video. ‘Adam...wonder when you’ll be back. I gotta make sure I’m done before he returns...’ Her worries were soon forgotten however, as the video started playing and Sio felt her body ready itself again in anticipation, fingers already lazily fingering her clit throughout the intro.
If it weren’t for the fact the two leads were pretty much naked, Sio might as well have been watching a movie. There was even a decent semblance of a plot, which apparently involved the woman’s lover having just returned from a business trip, and the couple was now getting ready to ‘celebrate’ with some spicy activities. The female actress was certainly much more buxom and voluptuous than the sniper’s own slender build, but at least her breasts didn’t look fake, and to Sio’s surprise there was a shock of matching pubic hair between her legs. It was unusual for porn to feature such ‘natural’ looks, but Sio liked it; it made things more authentic than the usual staged drivel that was often peddled. The male lead though, was built very similarly to Adam: tall and handsome, with ripped muscles and long-ish hair, but as the two actors got down and busy, she could see he was gentle, too.
“Damn, I guess I really do have a thing for muscles...” She groaned, easily transposing Adam’s face onto the actor’s impressive body. She never really noticed but after getting together with Adam, Sio realized that whenever she saw a well-muscled body, she couldn’t help but stare and admire them. Newton had caught her once pouring over a risqué magazine spread, and gently teased the sniper about her ‘muscle fetish’.
“I-It’s not a fetish! Is it a crime to look at buff guys or something... Besides, how can it be a fetish if I’m grossed out by those macho, body-building types?” Sio put the magazine down in a huff, embarrassed at having been caught indulging in her fantasies.
“Even so, it seems pretty obvious what your type is, no? And that is, men with well-defined bodies.” Jess purred, opening the mag right back to the spread on that year’s promising male athletes. “I noticed you seem to forgo the slender, ‘pretty boy’ type your country’s manga is so famous for...”
“I-I, th-that’s not—”
“Don’t be shy, Sio! I think it’s cute. It’s good to know what you want and don’t want. Lucky for you then, that Adam keeps up with his training, hmm?”
Sio walked out of the room with her face in a furious blush and an urgent need for some ‘alone time’.
Luckily for her the camera was an equal opportunist, giving the sniper abundant shots of both the male and female actors. Especially as the foreplay on the screen heated up, the woman now using her well-endowed assets to give her lover a tit-job. Like most porn stars, his penis was clean and bare with no foreskin, but that didn’t stop the sniper’s eyes from following each vigorous thrust, his powerful hips moving like a jackhammer. Although her breasts were nowhere near the size needed to pull this off, there were definitely other places where Adam was able to thrust with almost the same level of ferocity... Sio closed her eyes briefly as she remembered their last tryst, right before he headed off on this current mission. They’d decided to change things up a bit, doing it from behind for once; she could still feel the sensations of his thick cock pounding away inside her, fists clenching the sheets as she held on for dear life. When she finally woke up the next day, her nether regions were still aching tenderly, and during her shower she discovered (to her dismay) his hands had left some minor bruises along her hips. Still, it’d been worth it to be fucked completely, utterly senseless like that. Despite his brash attitude, Sio discovered it usually took a bit of coaxing on her part to convince Adam to not hold back—though she knew a part of it stemmed from his fear of hurting her again.
“Kiyaaa! You came so much...”
“That’s because your tits are too gorgeous, babe.”
She opened her eyes again just in time to see the man cum all over the woman’s face and breasts, the sticky, white liquid looking so much like icing. Her inner walls tightened and she took a break, licking her fingers as the leads exchanged some dialogue and actually moved the plot along. “Mmm...it tastes more sour today...oh well.” With her fingers now well-lubricated with her own saliva, she resumed thrusting a finger in and out, keeping the pace steady as she felt herself getting wetter. Especially as man’s statuesque backside filled the computer screen and she gave a slight moan, wishing Adam was here instead.
“Adam...I want to touch your body...” A hand reached up to massage her breast; using slow, gentle circles until her nipple perked into a sensitive, pink point. Those sexy six-pack abs, his chiseled ass and the cords of steel muscles running between his shoulders...whining about the lack of his presence, Sio continued touching herself, casually glancing at the muscles on-screen and thinking about Adam’s instead. This guy was definitely strong; she could tell by the way his biceps rippled while he spread the girl’s legs, preparing to eat her out. The view zoomed in to the girl’s crotch, all slick and wet with cum and saliva as the man’s tongue flicked about her sizable clit.
‘I wish Adam was doing that to me right now...’ Feminine cries soon echoed from the speakers, Sio ignoring pretty much everything but the actual on-screen action. Her fingers rubbed her clit a little harder as the woman started shaking from the impending orgasm, Sio getting an eyeful of gushing as her own core started throbbing. “N-Nng...uhhn, I’m getting close...” Her own juices were already making a sizable stain on the sheets as she thrust her fingers in and out, making sure to pay special attention to her little pearl. “Mmmph...it’s good...oh man, my clit feels so good...it’s so sensitive, i-if I keep going, I’m definitely, gonna...!” Her stomach was clenching as the actress reached a climax, screaming and squirting everywhere. Wishing she’d had the foresight to bring her vibrator, instead the sniper made do with her own fingers, sticking them inside and letting her walls convulse around them as she desperately humped her hand—rubbing all around the hood, underneath, even pinching the nub slightly as her hips jolted.
“Nnngg...uhhn, it’s coming...!” Thrusting her hips into the air, Sio felt the first twinges of her orgasm start pulsing through, before everything slammed down and she fell back onto the bed, jerking unevenly as she kept up the stimulation, rubbing her clit every so often and shivering from the smaller quakes. “Oooh...god, it’s so good...!” The fingers inside her were slick and sticky with her own fluids, the inner muscles still pulsing strongly as she tried to ride it out for as long as she could. Her head was buzzing with a bit of static sound, the actors’ voices strangely muffled as she gasped for breath, gently massaging her stiff breasts and patting her damp, sensitive crotch as the high slowly receded. 
“Damn...I can’t believe that felt so good...man, does porn really make this better...?” She gazed down at her hand, which definitely needed a good washing. “I can’t believe I’m still thinking about continuing...why am I so horny today all of a sudden...” This was her second masturbation session in the span of an hour, and the film was barely at the halfway point. She glanced at the door, and then at the screen again, which now showed the couple getting ready for the ‘main event’.
‘Might as well...I’ve got time...’ Besides, just watching a few more minutes of the porn turned her on again, Sio feeling herself getting wet. She gently stroked her pink clit, careful to not be too rough as she was still sensitive from earlier; still, pleasant shivers ran up and down her spine as she lay in a tangle of sheets.
The couple in the video were really going at it, now. Loud, lewd sounds were coming from the speakers and Sio gingerly turned it down just a touch, though a finger remained on her clit, swirling and teasing it until she once again felt the small shivers of an impending climax. The sniper bit her lip and dug back into the pillows, fingers stirring her insides and spreading the sticky nectar all around. This one wasn’t going to be quite as explosive as the previous one, but the pleasure was building up at a solid, steady rate. The sniper spared a glance at the screen, which showed the male literally hammering away at his lover, his balls slapping with reckless abandon as their juices squelched all over. Biting her lips, Sio started thrusting faster, mesmerized by the action and her own anticipation of what was about to happen. That moment right before the peak, what it felt like to hang onto the edge before tipping over... The couple in the film was getting closer and so was she.
“Nnng...ha, haah, ahn...!” Her eyes closed as the first powerful rush of pleasure cascaded over; the familiar pinpricks of electricity, then a burst of heat that shook her to her very core. Sio gasped for air as the waves gradually subsided, gently running her fingers between her wet thighs.
She lay there, catching her breath and watching with hooded eyes at the rest of the film. Sometime during her climax, the couple in the DVD had finished as well, and now they were engaged in some fluffy pillow-talk across the bearskin rug from the cover. She was wondering when they heck they made the transition to the floor when the door suddenly opened, Sio looking up in shock; it was too late to do anything though and unfortunately, the afterglow made her too relaxed to move.
“Sio? What in th...” The room’s owner was staring wide-eyed at her, cheeks rapidly flushing as he took in the scene before him.
“A-Adam! Uh, t-tadaima...” Sio smiled weakly at her boyfriend, a nervous giggle escaping her lips as she half-heartedly tried to cover her bare, dripping crotch. “U-Um, you’re back...”
“...Yes...okaeri,” Adam answered on instinct, still trying to comprehend just what the hell was going on. Clearly, the sniper had been enjoying some personal time, but why his room? And more importantly, just what exactly was the open laptop for? Before he could say anything else though, the ending credits started playing, and Adam instantly recognized the cheesy outro of a very particular porn title.
He took a very deep breath. 
“...Alright, I’m not even gonna ask what the bloody hell’s going on.” He dropped the duffel to the floor, not sure how to react or where to begin. “There a, reason you decided to commandeer my bed in particular? And my...entertainment, for that matter?”
Sio squirmed uncomfortably, not sure if Adam was peeved or just confused. Or a combination of both. Granted, this was not the first time he’d caught her while masturbating unawares—even though all those instances had been unintentional, she wondered if there was someone up there who just liked them to be in compromising situations—but this time, he’d caught her watching porn as well.
And right after she’d chewed him out for it, to boot.
‘Yikes...talk about eating my own words...’
Adam remained silent, only a white brow raised in a questioning manner as he stood next to the bed, arms crossed. He tapped his foot and tilted his head to the side, as if to ask ‘well?’
“Erm, I...I’m sorry, Adam...I-I was curious about, you know—p porn,” he didn’t say anything, but merely nodded, “a-and I...couldn’t help it; I know I made such a big fuss before, but...then I started wondering what it really was all about, anyway, and then...u-um...” Her voice started quivering and a wave of guilt washed over her, the realization of just what she’d done hitting her full-on. She didn’t even finish her explanation before a sob choked out, and the next thing she knew tears were falling, the sniper crying and wiping her tears haphazardly. “I-I’m, s-s-sorry...!”
She couldn’t look him in the eyes, not like this; why did she always do things without really thinking them through? ‘I really am such an idiot at times; some strategist I am,’ Sio thought glumly, it was a wonder Adam still put up with her antics. The bed creaked as Adam sat down and gently closed the laptop lid, pulling her into his lap.
“...Oh Sio.” He sighed, not saying much else but instead brushed her hair back. “...Sometimes I just...don’t quite know what to make of you, y’know?” He wiped her tears with his sleeve, before handing her a tissue for her nose. “While I am rather indignant at the fact that you had the gall to tell me off for indulging in smut, only to turn right around and sneak about my collection,” Sio winced, “I’m more wound up about the fact that you felt you couldn’t talk to me about this.” His face was not angry, but she could tell from his gaze that he was serious. “I can understand why you were upset at first—but if you really were curious, couldn’t you have just asked me about it?”
His words made her feel even worse, Sio needing a few more minutes of quiet tears before she regained enough composure. “I...I-I know...and I’m sorry I said all that...” A shudder ran down her as she tried to calm down. “It...wasn’t intentional; but sometimes, I just miss you a lot...a-and I feel, really...” Sio squirmed, burning with shame at her behavior, “...I swear, it feels like I can’t control it sometimes—I-I just, get so...horny...it’s like I can’t think straight...”
“...And so, in your, uh...lust-induced haze, you...decided to impulsively watch my porn?”
“...I’m sorry...I’m such a terrible person—!”
Sio squeaked as Adam flipped her onto the bed, hovering over her with a stern expression on his face. “Y’know, I really wish you’d stop ragging on yourself like that; for the last time, Sio Ogura, you are not a terrible person or anything of that sort. I thought we made that clear already...” A hand reached down and gently stroked her cheek, Sio shivering from such a simple gesture. “You’re the one I care about the most—the most important thing to me, ever. So to hear you think of yourself in such a, a...disparaging manner...it hurts me too, you know.”
“Adam...” His tenderness towards her could be even more overwhelming than his physical touch, sometimes. “I, I’m...I didn’t mean to make you feel bad. I guess I just feel really stupid for blowing up at you, and now I’m eating my own words...” Sio couldn’t help but blush at her own blunder. “I’m...sorry I was so harsh about you watching porn...at the time, i just didn’t know what to make of it...I guess I overreacted a bit,” she heard Adam mutter under his breath ‘a bit?’, “b-but, now that I’ve...done the same, I...change my mind.” She swallowed thickly; even though Sio did feel bad about berating Adam, her pride still took a blow. “I...I’m fine if you want to watch porn in your own time. Especially when I’m not around...I miss you a lot, too...so I’m sorry...”
The room was silent for a bit, Sio wishing she could just crawl under a rock and wallow in shame. Adam meanwhile, had a rather peculiar expression on his face as he attempted to take this all in stride. Even now, it struck him at how Sio was able to surprise him, time and time again. Perhaps not all surprises were particularly pleasant, but it kept him on his toes.
“Well...I appreciate your apology, Sio Ogura. And I respect your humility in keeping an open mind.” To be fair, he’d been prepared to basically give it up if it meant keeping her happy, but with this sudden turn of events...perhaps a god existed, after all. “In that case, I...wouldn’t object to you watching my, stuff...or if you wanted to, y’know,” at this he blushed to the very roots of his white hair, “...watch something together...”
Sio’s eyes grew wide as saucers at that suggestion. ‘This is exactly what those magazines said...! So it is actually a couple thing...’ Her body flushed hotly as her eyes swept over to the unassuming set of discs on the shelf. 
“W, Well...I-I, have to admit I’d be curious to try it...” Adam raised an eyebrow at her bold response, “I-I mean, I’m just saying I’ve read about it and since I...was so rude to you and all—” Sio’s arms were flailing all over the place, the sniper in a bit of a panic at everything that had happened in the past 10 minutes. As if the situation wasn’t already awkward enough, but at least Adam seemed to have forgiven her for sneaking around his room and using his material.
“Also, I’m...still kind of horny...” Sio gave a nervous laugh, anxiously crossing her legs in an attempt to hide her wet thighs. 
Both of them blushed beet red at the implications.
“M-Maybe, you can recommend something? N-Not anything extreme but just...I dunno, one of your...favorites?” 
Adam was so stunned you could have pushed him over with a feather. Here was his girlfriend, who was usually so shy and stuttering and prone to nosebleeds whenever he got too close, now sitting on his bed half-naked and proposing he choose some smut for both of them. He gave a small nod, before going through his collection. 
A few minutes later a case landed on the bed, the sniper craning her neck to read the text. “An Openly-Exposed Hot Spring...” Sio raised an eyebrow at the name. “A...voyeuristic title?” She gave him a side eye.
“Hey now, don’t judge a book by its cover; it’s actually not what it seems—well, not all of it anyway. And besides, you’re one to talk, Miss High School Peeping Tom,” he gave her just as pointed a glance back.
Sio groaned. “Oh come on, that was an accident! You’re never gonna let that go, are you,” she groused.
“Considering you made no attempts to look away, no I’m not going to let you forget that anytime soon.” Adam replied evenly. Sio grumbled, but she couldn’t deny it. “Well then, if you wouldn’t mind budging up a bit there, squirt...”
She scooted to the side, Adam sighing as he climbed onto the bed. There was a moment of hesitation as he eyed the damp spots, but then shrugged and sat down. “So that explains the laptop, I guess...”
“Er, yeah...sorry...actually, I...already watched another one earlier...b-before I even came to your room...”
Adam nearly choked on his own spit at Sio’s sheepish revelation. “Wh-What?! You what? Wait, did you just say you...watched more than one?”
“...Yes...sorry...” 
“I-I uh, well...alright, sure. ‘S fine...I guess...” Adam gave a resigned shrug. His brain was basically on overload at this point from the myriad of things he’d learned about the sniper in the past couple of minutes. Not that it was bad, mind you, just...definitely surprising. Including the fact that apparently, the sniper had one hell of a sex drive. “So...out of curiosity, which one did you...choose?”
“Uh, it was like the service maid one...”
‘The solo female one...?’ While he’d always suspected, the fact that Sio admitted to watching and masturbating to a woman... 
“...So, I see you’re a woman of culture, too...” The sniper blushed and covered her face. “By the way, don’t take this the wrong way or anything, but...are you, perchance, also attracted to girls?”
“E-Eh? Uh, hmm...” The sniper was caught off-guard by the sincerity of his question. “...To be honest, I’ve never really thought about it much, but...now that you say it, maybe? I mean thinking on it now, I did have crushes on girls when I was younger...but I didn’t realize it as such.”
Adam nodded. “Sure, that makes sense. Do you consider yourself...bisexual then? I-I don’t mean anything by it, just curious is all.”
Sio blinked. “Bi...sexual? What’s that?”
“It means you’re attracted to both genders, male and female.” 
The girl sat with her finger on her chin, deep in thought. “I...dunno. I’m not sure I’d say that right now, since it’s not something I’m really familiar with...but, it is possible. Or, I guess maybe I am queer, to some extent...” She shrugged. “Hey, who knows, right? Maybe I’ll figure it out later on.” 
Adam couldn’t help but smile. “Sure, love. Anywho, apologies for that odd line of questioning, but...it just seemed like something that was likely. Guess you could say curiosity killed the cat.” Without another word he popped in the disc, Sio nervously squirming underneath the covers as the disc started playing.
‘I can’t believe this is actually happening...’ 
The first couple of minutes were wrought with silence, save for the incredibly stilted, canned dialogue coming from the video. Sio could hardly look at Adam, much less try anything, and it seemed the feeling was mutual. Maybe it was too soon to be engaging in something like this, when she’d barely just watched her first porn.
Swallowing her nervousness, Sio turned her attention to the screen. Some hapless milquetoast office worker had found a hole in the wall separating the two baths, and was now peeping on a seemingly-deserted women’s bath—save for one buxom bather. Naturally, the peeper started jerking himself off as he discovered this opportunity, his cock growing stiffer and Sio blushed the camera made it clear that this pervert was well endowed. 
“Well, I suppose if nobody’s around...”
The camera switched and now it was the lady’s turn to indulge in some self-care. Fingers plunged into her swollen pussy lips, the water churning and splashing as the actress on screen fingered herself with abandon. As the action continued the sniper felt her own core tighten, as it always did when she was aroused.
‘Oh boy...I’m getting turned on...’
“U-Um...sorry about this...b, but I’m kind of, uh...” She noticed his face turn slightly in her direction, “my body...” Her insides pulsed again as the moans from the video got louder, forcing Sio to rub her thighs together to ease the pressure somewhat.
“If you need to...relieve yourself, feel free; that’s kind of the point of this.” Still, even with Adam’s encouragement her fingers stopped at her mound, unable to bring herself to actually go through. Especially since Adam himself remained so still she had to check to see if he was breathing.
“...Man, this is...awkward...m-maybe we shouldn’t do this...” On one hand, she was still fairly aroused, but on the other, this bizarre situation was kind of killing the mood. “I just...I don’t know, it feels weird..” Maybe it was the video, or maybe it was the fact that, despite being together, Sio still considered masturbating to be a private activity.
The video continued playing for a few minutes, both holders sitting in an incredibly strained silence as they watched the peeper now crawling over the fence and getting it on with the female bather. ‘Ugh, I’d rather just have Adam do that to me instead of watching...wait...’ She gave a surreptitious glance to her left; Adam looked so placid she wouldn’t be surprised if he started taking a nap.
“A-Ano, Adam...?” He twitched as she gently poked his shoulder, but nodded, “u-um, I have an idea...”
“...Yeh? You wanna stop?”
Sio shook her head. “N-No—well if this doesn’t do anything then we might as well—but, since I feel really awkward doing this to myself, c-can, could you...” she took a deep breath, “d, do the same thing to me as...the video? I-I think, I’d...prefer it if you touch me instead.”
“...Ah.” Leave it to Sio to come up with a solution, despite being more inexperienced; Adam supposed she wasn’t now head strategist for nothing. “In that case...” Taking off his jacket, he handily lifted the girl into his lap, aware of the wetness still coating her thighs. “So, like this, ‘ey?” His voice took on a mischievous tone as he slid a finger down, right into her tight slit—same as the video. A whimper from the sniper told him all he needed to know; turning the volume down a tad, he leaned in closer, holding her tight against him as his finger started pumping in and out. “My my, we’ve ourselves a rather naughty little Kitty-chan today, don’t we? First you go sneaking about my personal belongings, then you finger-fuck yourself on my bed...and you still aren’t satisfied?” His hot breath fanned the shell of her ear and Adam felt the sniper quiver, her inner walls sucking his digit in until it was buried to the knuckle. “Tsk tsk, you really are quite the pervert, aren’t you?”
“A-Ahhn...ahn, I-I, I’m—aah—sorry—!” Sio momentarily forgot about the video as Adam started to finger her, all the while whispering incredibly dirty words into her ear. He rarely got in the mood like this, but sometimes the ‘Jack’ persona would come out, if she pushed him far enough. “I, know I’m a pervert...I can’t help it, you feel too good...” Right as she said that his fingers plunged straight to her g-spot, Sio crying out from the sensitivity. “Ah—! Ah, oh god, it feels too good...m-my insides, it’s so hot...!” Breathy moans soon overtook the video’s dialogue, Sio glancing between the on-screen action and Adam’s hand that was working her sopping cunt. “Nng...A, Adam, m-my clit, too...”
“Oh? So demanding, Kitty-chan,” he teased, but obliged with his other hand; Sio let out a loud moan as he pinched the pink nub. “So, how’s this working out? Better?” Now that he was actually touching her, the video seemed less distracting and more like a background mood-setter, especially with the way they were almost mirroring the on-screen action. “You’re soaked...”
Sio couldn’t even muster a response, instead nodding as she panted from the stimulation. ‘So hot; everything is so hot...’ She massaged her small breasts, rubbing the stiff points between her fingers that caused her to arch her back. “Haaaahnn...it’s too good...! When you touch me like this... It feels amazing...your, fingers...!” She moaned and bit her hand in an attempt to not completely lose control, though it was difficult when Adam was scissoring her insides while teasing her clit. Sometimes it boggled her mind how such a small, seemingly insignificant little part of her body could unleash such pleasure when stimulated the right way. Though Sio was happy that Adam appreciated her breasts no matter how small they were, she wouldn’t deny her favorite place was that small, secret bud between her legs: a delicate pink that was now flushed a deep red and swollen with arousa. Drops of nectar leaked out and down onto the sheets, nevermind his trousers that were now stained.
“That makes me quite chuffed to hear, love,” he licked her ear and she squealed, “seems my dear Kitty-chan always has some devious ideas up her sleeve...” Hot nectar flowed down his hand and onto the sheets, Sio moaning as he curled his fingers inside to stroke her g-spot. Her cries were almost synced with that of the video at times, Adam having nearly forgotten about it—he casually glanced at the laptop, where the ‘hero’ of the show was now also fucking the actress into oblivion. Such deviant behavior...but, there was no way he could deny how hard it made him, given how readily Sio admitted porn turned her on. 
“Nnngg! How...does it feel...so, good...!” Panting, Sio fell against Adam’s broad chest, needing a bit of a break from all the stimulation; Adam sensed this and his fingers slowed inside her, though not completely stopping, lazily thrusting in and out. When her sex drive kicked in, it really went into overdrive. At first it was scary how high her libido was; it seemed like every other moment she was thinking about having sex, either with Adam or simply masturbating by herself—as often as two or even three times a day. But gradually, it did balance itself out. Though sex was still a major and integral part of their relationship, so too was the emotional support they provided for one another.
Screeching akin to a banshee’s wail grabbed both their attentions, as the porn reached the final act. The ex-peeper now furiously bounced the woman in his lap with white cum squelching out, all the while accompanied by the strangely-cheerful, elevator music background track. Ignoring the dissonance between the screaming and the soundtrack, Adam focused on the action itself.
“M-Mmnn...mou, Adam you stopped...” The sniper pouted as the fingers removed themselves, her gaping hole squeezing itself in an attempt to alleviate the tension. Love juices sluiced down her thighs as Sio made an effort to wipe them up, though she was largely unsuccessful. 
“Now love, just be patient...” He smirked and Sio recognized that mischievous tone. It was cocky and sure, much like when he became Jack the Ripper—but in the bedroom, that could only mean one thing... A second later something hot and stiff prodded against her slick entrance and Sio yelped in surprise.
“A-Adam...! Y, You, you’re...” She whined as Adam started slowly but firmly push himself into her tight cavern, though being so wet helped a great deal to ease his thick length inside her. “Ahhnn—it, it won’t fit like this! This angle...are you sure it won’t just fall out?”
Grunting, Adam shifted his hips upwards, Sio squealing as he grabbed her supple thighs and pulled them apart to help him gain more ground. “Oy love, we’ve not even started and you’re already having doubts? Don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it, isn’t that what they say?” Using his strength, he slowly lifted the sniper up and down; in and out, empty then filled as Sio cried from the sensations and writhed in his grip. “Would appreciate it if you would have a tad more faith, Sio.”
“I-I’m not, it’s not...ahn, aah...” Panting, Sio could hardly think of what to say, let alone speak the words. Adam’s cock filled her up in the most satisfying of ways, as her walls finally squeezed around something warm and stiff, instead of emptiness. “I, I’m just saying...i-if you slip out, it might kill the mood...ahn!” A particularly forceful thrust from the silver-haired man, as if to prove her wrong.
“Then I won’t. Simple as that.” Sio had no more quips left as Adam increased his pace, just like the film. The only audible voices now were coming from the video, as both holders were too focused on breathing to even moan or cry out. As Adam settled into a steady grip and good rhythm, she reached one hand down to lavish her clit with overdue attention. Her insides instantly tightened from the stimulation; electricity shot up her spine as she unconsciously struggled against Adam’s hold. Behind her, she heard him grunt slightly as she squeezed him, though the extra friction felt delicious.
“Aah, I’m cumming...iku, iku...!” The porn was about to come to the end, judging from the scene and the timer winding down. At this point, Sio wouldn’t be surprised if they came right after—both of them were getting desperately close, especially as she continued to fondle and tease her swollen clit. She whined through her teeth as her fingers pushed the hood back, rubbing the sensitive nub directly and pinching it lightly.
“Nnngg! C-Crap, it feels too good...my clit, it’s always so sensitive...!” With Adam thrusting deep inside her and occasionally hitting the edge of her cervix, her own hands pleasuring her body all over, Sio felt the faint pulses start to converge in her core. “O-Oh...d, dame, Adam...I, I think I’m gonna...I’m close...” 
“Hah, hah...is that so...” Hot breaths fanned her cheek, Adam himself feeling the tripwire tighten inside as well. His height allowed him to peek over Sio’s shoulder, and watching the sniper please herself was much more erotic than any porno that could be playing. Her bra was crumpled above her breasts, and her panties had long disappeared somewhere amongst the sheets, nevermind their uniforms scattered carelessly on the floor. In public, she was still terribly shy about anything remotely sexual, but behind closed doors, she could let her guard down and be herself. Knowing she trusted him enough to shamelessly show him how she masturbated was even more of a turn-on than the whole ‘fuck while watching porn’, honestly.
“Oooohh...I-I’m, I can’t anymore...” Her head sank back into his shoulder as Adam felt her walls start spasming a bit.
“Hnn...’s that so...” The video was close to the end too, his eyes narrowing as he caught sight of the timer. “I wonder, who will finish first...us, or—haah—that daft video...” He heard Sio gulp as she realized his words. “So love, think you can...hold out just a touch longer?”
“W-Well, when you—aah—put it that way...h-how can I not...” Sio bit back a moan as she renewed her efforts to hold back her orgasm, though that was a bit like trying to stop a landslide with a shovel. “H-How much...hnn!” Her clit gave another throb, as if actively trying to sabotage her efforts. “N-No, stop...my body, it’s...!”
The girl in his arms trembled, Adam reducing his pace to help her draw it out. Even though it was tempting to just ignore everything else and thrust until they were completely spent, that stupid video seemed to be goading him on, even though it was entirely fictional... “Hnnngg...j-just, a little more...there’s a good girl, Sio...” 
In. Out. Empty. Full. ‘Oh god...I don’t know if I can do this...! I just wanna cum...!’ Besides, Sio was getting tired--and judging by the tremors in Adam’s arms each time he lifted her, so was he. He may have had genetically-enhanced strength, but he wasn’t a tireless robot. Moaning, she stared at the numbers on the screen, trying not to think too hard about anything other than how good everything felt; her own hands fondling her breast and nipples, then giving some tender touch to her nub, Adam’s penis thrusting into her at a good pace and hitting all the right spots each time... Hearing his gasps and grunts, feeling his sweat-slicked skin pressed against her back as his strong arms supported her was just as enticing as well. Sio felt herself drooling slightly from all the exquisite sensations assaulting her senses. 
“Kyaaaaaa!! Iku! Ikuuuuuuuu!!” The fake onscreen couple reached their limit; after that, the laptop was completely ignored. Adam’s grip tightened on her thighs as he thrust into her with a desperate vigor; Sio rubbed her clit in the tight, fast circles that she always used to bring herself to a roaring orgasm. 
“Haaah! Aah! Nngg! Hnn!” Adam’s thrusts drove like a piston against her slick walls, kissing against the entrance to her womb each time. “Oooh...I-I’m—mmmmnn—c, cumming!” Panting so hard her tongue stuck out like a dog’s, Sio felt her orgasm crash through like a runaway train. A single, long wail tore from her throat, her climax hitting so hard her eyes nearly rolled to the back of her head while the rest of her body twitched and jerked. A burst of juices gushed from her hole, dripping all over Adam’s crotch and onto already-soaked bed as she continued to squirt, even as her orgasm slowly tapered.
“Holy...fuck...” Adam wasn’t sure which was more impressive: the strength of his orgasm, or Sio’s. The girl was practically slathered in fluids—saliva, sweat and a generous amount of their mixed cum—panting and completely limp in his lap. His own climax had been just as mind-blowing, especially after hearing the video finish first; Sio’s walls squeezed him mercilessly as the girl herself cried and pushed back against him. He opened one eye wearily as he felt something drip down this leg, only to see a thick glob of white spunk, mixed with Sio’s nectar, slowly make their way down via gravity. He groaned and sank into the pillows, too tired to even pull his softening member out. The entire room smelled ripe with sweat and the musky odor of their voracious sex, and vaguely Adam thought about a shower. 
“Ooooh...god, that was...haaahh,” Sio had no words to describe the pleasure she felt as she slowly came down from her high. “Oh man, you came so much...I’m overflowing...” Wincing, she gently lifted herself off, Adam finally pulling out of her with a slight ‘pop’. “Urg...I’m definitely gonna feel this tomorrow...”
“Speak for yourself; christ Sio, you’re just...I don’t, I’m just...” As the sniper turned towards him with wide, guilty eyes, he regretted his words. “W-Wait, I didn’t mean anything bad by that—”
“—S-Sorry, I’m such a pervert...I, I know I can be...insatiable at times,” Adam coughed slightly as this, “s, so, I’m...glad you still put up with me...”
“Oh Sio...” Adam couldn’t help but smile slightly as he pulled her into a hug. “You know I’d never hold that against you. That being said, I’m...amazed at your, er...appetite, at times...” Adam was pretty sure if he weren’t an e-gene holder, he’d be worn out by now. He gave her a simple kiss on her forehead. “Remember Sio, I said I love all of you, as you are. And I mean that.”
“Ah, A-Adam...” Now she was shy again, cheeks turning a cute pink as she buried herself into his embrace. “Th, thanks...you’re the best...” Her libido may have been a great source of embarrassment at times, but the amount of pleasure it gave her was enough to make up for it, she decided. His chest rumbled with muffled laughter, causing Sio to blush more, but with happiness.
“...So uh, I take it we’re all cool with the AV thing then?” Adam cautiously broached the topic. “You’re fine with me watching, uh, my stuff and all that? Granted, you’re welcome to it too, now.”
Sio nodded shyly. “Y-Yeah, honestly you should do whatever you want in your private time. I’m really sorry I freaked out the first time...th, thanks for being so chill about everything...” She poked the sheets, too embarrassed to look at him in the eyes. “A-And also, th, thanks for your um, generosity...I promise I’ll keep it a secret between us...”
Adam raised an eyebrow. “What, the fact that we both enjoy porn?” Sio squeaked and he rolled his eyes slightly. “My dear Kitty-chan, you do realize this is quite common, right? I appreciate your consideration in keeping it on the down-low, but there’s no need to pretend otherwise.” He patted her on the head and she looked up with red cheeks. “Feel free to enjoy yourself, Sio.”
“Un...Adamu suki...” He really was the best, the sniper decided. ‘Who’d’ve ever thought I’d get such an amazing boyfriend...thanks for something at least, Invasion Objects.’ 
Yawning, Sio proceeded to crawl underneath the tangled sheets, her body now demanding some measure of rest after what she put it through. Next to her, she heard Adam shutting the laptop and putting it off to the side. before sliding underneath. She sighed as strong arms spooned her against his broad chest, eyes closing before her head even settled on the pillow.
Yeah, adult videos weren’t that bad after all...in fact they could be good...very good, indeed.
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Home and a Half Pidge Headcanons
An ask I got yesterday reminded me that I never posted the HaaH headcanons for Pidge like I promised, so here they are! (I’ll answer the actual ask as soon as I can with some new material instead of headcanons I already had written... oops...)
Anyway, without further ado, some headcanons for Pidge related to my fic Home and a Half!
Pidge:
- Grew up in the picture of the nuclear family: mom, dad, two kids, dog, nice upper-middle-class house in a quiet neighborhood, dinner on the table at 7:30pm on the dot… Of all the paladins, Pidge had the most stable and “average” childhood… at least on paper.
 - In reality, there is not a single person in the Holt family who isn’t eccentric as fuck. Grandma Holt? May or may not still be an active intelligence agent for MI6. The dog? Woofs in Morse code. Auntie Ariana? Has actually seen the Jersey Devil. Colleen Holt? Has killed a man. If you ask Pidge, she’ll say that her upbringing was perfectly normal and she’ll genuinely mean it, but this is a consequence Pidge having no idea what “normal” even means.
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- Not actually a girly-girl when she was young. Although they’re eight years apart and thus unlikely to be mistaken for one another, very early on Pidge got frustrated by how similar she and Matt look, and she definitely did not want to wear his tacky hand-me-down clothes, so she pitched a royal fit and insisted on wearing dresses and hairbands so that her family would have to buy Pidge all her own things. (They probably would have bought them anyway if she’d just asked calmly, but Pidge was three at the time, and they were all very impressed by her grasp of cause and effect.)
 - Of course, when Matt disappeared on the ill-fated Kerberos trip, those tacky hand-me-downs ended up being some of the most important items in Pidge’s life. Even outside of infiltrating Garrison, wearing Matt’s old clothes was one of the few comforts Pidge would allow herself—when she cut her hair and put on his baggy shirts, for a second, looking in a mirror, she could almost convince herself he was still there—
 - Pidge has no intention of changing the way she dresses or styles her appearance until she’s reunited with Matt and her father. After that? Well, they may not be the coolest looking things ever, but Matt does have a point that baggy t-shirts are very comfy…
 - And okay, because I’m sure everyone expected this headcanon first: Pidge and gender is a surprisingly uncomplicated subject. Side note before I go further: I’m sure everyone has their own headcanons for this and none of what I say here should be taken as rejecting or invalidating any other fan’s views on Pidge. The only thing invalid in the Voltron fandom is canon. Anyway, I personally like to imagine that Pidge is very ambivalent on gender. There is so much else going on—the war, Sam and Matt being missing, freaking giant robot space cats—that sitting down and sorting out the question of “Do I identify as male, female, nonbinary, or anything else?” is just really, really low on Pidge’s to do list. Pidge thinks of Pidge as “Pidge” and even that’s rare because Pidge doesn’t sit around thinking about herself or what other people think of her.
 - In fact, what strangers think is, in general, extremely low on Pidge’s radar. Although she used to be more self-conscious due to bullying from both classmates and her teachers, the combination of her parents’ consistent support and Matt’s… extreme tactics (“I’m telling you Pigeon, nanobots in their lunches will solve all your problems.” “That’s illegal, Matt.” “Nothing is illegal until you get caught.”) Pidge (mostly) overcame the phase of being affected by other people’s opinions. Who cares what strangers think? Absolutely none of them will ever be even close to as smart and talented as her family anyway. (My IQ is three times yours, your argument about my gender is literally invalid.)
 - By the way, I’m using “her” simply because that’s what I’m used to seeing in the fandom and to keep the fic and headcanons consistent, but in the functional world of HaaH, Pidge answers to any pronouns and doesn’t have a preference for any set in particular over others. In fact, Pidge is used to going by different sets of pronouns coming from different people, and might be “he” to one person, “she” to another, and “they” to yet someone else. Pidge is just… Pidge.
 - Again, with the war and Voltron and missing family and literally everything else going on--and the fact Pidge is far more practical than all of the rest of her fellow Team Voltron members combined--she isn’t wasting time and energy doing something as troublesome as falling in love with an alien. (“Keith, can’t your melodrama wait until after we win the war?” “My drama waits for no man.” “Then please explain how you and Lance manage to engage in synchronized dumb-fuckery at least three times a week.”) Eventually, after life has settled down and Pidge has had some time to think about it, she’ll realize that the reason she somehow managed to avoid any romantic entanglements in space isn’t because she’s just much more mature than her teammates (although this might be true)—it’s that she’s just not really interested in romantic engagements with anybody, period. 
 - Pidge’s one true love is discovery; she feels far more passionate about knowledge and learning new things, encountering new puzzles, and grasping new concepts than she does about anything else. In between all her creations and codes and experiments and observations, it just doesn’t feel like there’s room—or that there needs to be room—for a romantic relationship with a real person.
 - Pidge will make room for friends though, if and when they insist on worming their ways into her life. She tends to be a fairly private person who has never really had a large friend group (back on Earth, before Garrison, there wasn’t anyone but Matt and her parents who really understood her, and she didn’t have much in common to discuss with children her own age), but once someone earns Pidge’s trust, she does open up and form close bonds and she will give her all to help and be there for her few, but close, friends.
 - Meeting Hunk at Garrison was a huge revelation. Up to that point in Pidge’s life she had never really met any young person outside her own family with a soaring genius-level IQ that was a match for her own. Although she and Hunk bicker frequently because their approaches to science are extremely different, she’s still over-the-moon to have someone who doesn’t stare at her like she’s talking gibberish whenever she goes off on one of her tangents.
 - If you ask Pidge, she will violently swear up and down that Lance never and in. no. way. reminds her of Matt, fills in for Matt in the lame-older-brother role, or helps her miss her brother just a little bit less. That did not happen, never had a chance of happening, what are you even talking about—
 - But if you ask about Shiro, she will be flat-out honest and admit she totally thinks of him as Space Dad. It’s not her fault. Shiro literally hero worships Sam Holt (still to this day!!) and may or may not have taken on more of his mentor’s mannerisms in order to fill the leadership role for Team Voltron. Sometimes Shiro will say or do something and Pidge will be absolutely dumb-struck because he got that from my dad is an actual thing she has to deal with.
- “Pidge” is actually a derivative of “Pigeon.” Everyone in the Holt family has a bird-based code name. Mr. Holt is Eagle Two.
 - People often get the impression that Pidge is scatterbrained because she can talk about ten different things at once and pounces on leaps in her own logic that other people just can’t follow, but her thoughts and speech are very organized. It’s not her fault you couldn’t understand her system of organization if you tried.
 - Put Pidge on the spot on a subject she doesn’t know, though, and watch the awkward jump right out. (“Oh, you meant the pop band Galileo, not the person. You know, that’s really an easy mistake to make. You can hardly blame me when you stop to consider all the similarities between modern chord progression and the trajectory of supermassive objects like—”)
 - And if it’s not awkward, it’s defensive. Pidge may be hyper-intelligent, but she’s still very, very young, and it’s hard not to get snappish when challenged by people whose opinions she really does care about. She has a far quicker temper than Matt (who is a “revenge is a dish best served cold” champion), a trait she shares with their mother. Colleen, in turn, blames it on her having been born in New Jersey. Pidge has flipped so many tables on the Castleship that Coran and Lance eventually went around and bolted them all down.
 - Do not even so much as hint that Sam and Matt Holt might be dead instead of just missing in space. Keith is still scared after his last attempt at reasoning with Pidge about her family’s fate.
 - Has a bad hoarding habit. Back on Earth she had her parents there to insist she clean her room at least once a week, but in space, things are getting a bit crazy. The Castleship closets and cabinets can hyper-condense their contents and she’s STILL running out of room for all the neat doodads and parts and scientific wonders she finds on their adventures across the galaxy. Is definitely in the “Look, there’s still a mostly clear path to the door; it’s fineee” category. It’s not like she finds it hard to let things go once she’s gotten attached to them or anything. Nope. Definitely not.
 - Pidge’s mess is absolutely of the “everything has a proper place” type though. Move anything with her name on it and you will feel her wrath.
- As the only one of the Earth paladins to have technology on her when they were unexpectedly swept off to war, everyone on the ship relies on Pidge’s laptop for their monthly dose of Earth nostalgia. Good thing for them Pidge and Matt’s pirating skills put Pirate Bay to shame, and she’s got basically every Earth movie from 1980 to the present. She even has every episode of the timeless classic F.R.I.E.N.D.S. (Keith hates that show with a burning passion that even he cannot explain.)
 - Speaking of technology Pidge had on Earth—every single person in the Holt family is (and has been for decades) aware of the existence of aliens. Pidge’s family tree has been involved in communications, radio wave technology, and interpreting space observations since those fields were first invented. When Earth first identified patterns of waves that obviously corresponded to alien communications going on outside Earth’s galaxy, Pidge’s great- great- grandfather was there. When world governments covered up the discovery, he was the loudest voice of dissent. Since then, the Holt family has been deeply involved in military and space operations across several countries, operating from within an oppressive system they fundamentally disagree with, using their positions of authority to monitor the Milky Way and beyond, keeping tabs on what the aliens might be saying—and what messages Earth might be inadvertently sending back.
 - Of course this is top secret work—secret even from the Garrison and government where the Holts were employed. Other kids learn how to play piano and soccer; Pidge and Matt learned how to hack virtually impenetrable military databases and hide their data behind uncrackable ciphers instead.
 - But the Kerberos Mission was supposed to be safe. They’d all monitored the chatter so closely—there hadn’t been anything hostile anywhere even near Earth’s galaxy, no sign at all of any technologically advanced race like the Galra in years and nothing about one little Earth mission that would disturb any other intergalactic travelers anyway… Why would they...
 - Pidge is surprisingly athletic for a self-professed nerd. With youthful energy to burn and a family to save, Pidge took to Allura and Coran’s intense Altean training like a duck to water, and while she’s not quite Shiro or Keith when it comes to hand-to-hand combat, she can definitely holds up better than Hunk or Lance.
 - Favorite color is actually yellow, and if Green wasn’t totally The Coolest™ lion, she’d be sort of salty about Hunk getting the Yellow Lion instead.
 - Absolutely capable of cursing up a blue storm, and hasn’t been friends with Hunk quite long enough yet to remember to censor herself around him all the time like Lance does with his “Holy crow!”s. She’s trying, dammit!
 - Big on pets. Gets attached to pet-shaped creatures (whether living or robotic) very easily. 110% kept the space caterpillars, who live happily free-roaming the piles of space junk in her bedroom. The space caterpillars and the space mice do not get along, however, as the space mice do not take well to having their status as the favored fuzzy team mascot squad threatened. In their micro-Cold War, which is occurring without any of the ship’s humanoid occupants being aware, the space caterpillars are currently winning.
 - The caterpillars’ names are Copernicus, Kepler, and Newton.
 - Remember that one post about Lance drawing angry brows on the space caterpillar and siccing it on Keith? I very much accept that as canon. Pidge was Not Happy™ when she found out what Lance had done and she is NOT letting anyone else near her caterpillars again any time soon. Is very, very careful not to let Niresh see the space caterpillars so that they don’t end up stolen right from under her nose.
 - Speaking of the kids, Pidge is super awkward with them and skedaddles at the first sign of tears. Next to Allura, there is probably not any member of the team worse suited to babysitting duty. That said, as someone who has lost members of her family in the war, Pidge is probably the member of the team who most directly understands Dulsara’s anger and the children’s loss. That doesn’t mean she’s really ready to let herself sympathize with the Galra though, at least not until she finds her own family first.
- Pulls all the most bullshit moves in Monsters and Mana. Whenever the team reminiscences on the truly legendary moments from their campaigns, somehow Pidge is the star in all of them.
And that’s all I’ve got for now!
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junkosakura01 · 4 years
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A Gift for Lucifer
Updated fic in my AO3 account: junkosakura01
* Fanfic based on Lucifer’s 2020 birthday event + one major spoiler.
* Junko is my “Obey Me!” in-game name & [ideal] persona here. IRL I can do simple massages like in this fanfic (and no, I can’t make one moan like this one, lol). Please also excuse my biases here.
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Before the surprise party plan for Lucifer was set into motion, and Junko was almost seen through by the man himself, Asmodeus had given Junko some extra tips to win over the birthday boy.
“As much as I appreciate your help, Asmo, but I still don’t know what to give him…” Junko’s stoic face remains the same, yet her tone of voice felt sad.
She has been with them for a long while now, and a lot has already happened—reconciling the brothers with each other and even learning about her ancestor.
“Want me to help set up a romantic mood when you both get back?” Asmodeus smiled but there was a hint of slyness in his tone.
Ever since after they learned Junko is Lilith’s descendant, Asmodeus was always the one who notices her being nervous sometimes when she’s with Lucifer.
“Thanks, Asmo, but I think I can find one during our da—I mean, the plan tomorrow.”
“Hmm~ If you say so, Junko~” He grinned at her, and for hearing her almost a say a certain word.
The next day, Junko and Lucifer were out on their date, with Mammon and Leviathan in tow hiding from them. Unfortunately, those two were eventually found out by Lucifer and sent them home, but Junko played dumb so the party won’t be ruined.
“I’ll trust you for now. Come, let’s continue.”
“Yes, Lucifer. Let’s go shopping over there.”
Moving on, they also went to a shop for a bit and bought matching necklaces for each other. Their date ended when Junko’s phone alarm rang, signaling party time. They soon returned home, and Lucifer was greeted with smiles and cheers. Diavolo laughed at him because he was right when he expected Lucifer to forget his own birthday.
“Ah yes, today is my birthday,” Lucifer grimaced. His embarrassment surprised them but he immediately reverted to his usual face again.
“We all prepared this for you.” Junko said as she gently tugged on Lucifer’s sleeve.
“Is that so? I’m glad it didn’t turn into a disaster,” Lucifer retorted.
“My livestream was a disaster though…” said Leviathan as he gently caressed his camera. “Those juicy moments between them was—“
“Ooh! Yeah, I was enjoying that!” Asmodeus frowned. “Gosh, Lucifer, you should’ve let him and save it as a remembrance.
“Ehh…?” Junko grimaced at them, but inside she was feeling embarrassed.
After everyone had given their messages and now eating, Junko sheepishly went near Lucifer’s face and whispered, “I… I have something to give you too, but can I go to your room later for it…?
Surprised, Lucifer’s eyes widen with his fork halfway out from his mouth. He didn’t expect her to say that. Like a confused Mammon, a lot of scenarios ran through his mind, wondering about her gift.
“Sure, I’ll be expecting you then.” Lucifer replied and ate another piece of cake. He didn’t bother to press her further.
“Ah, thank you, Lucifer!” Junko faintly smiled and caught his attention, so did Asmodeus.
”I guess she found out what to give him, eh?” Asmodeus smirked at them. He’s also the only one who noticed their matching necklaces, but he assumed that it wasn’t the one Junko planned to give as a present.
“What are you mumbling about, Asmo?” Satan asked as he grabbed his plate away from Beelzebub, who was aiming his fork on Satan’s plate.
“Oh nothing, I’m just talking to myself.”
Later that evening, after the party and everyone else were in their rooms, Junko silently went to Lucifer’s room and then knocked on the door.
“It’s me. Can I come in?”
Something clicked and made the door slightly ajar, she then went inside. On his chair, Lucifer was enjoying a glass of blood wine while reading a book.
“You’re finally here. What is it that you want to give me?”
The timid and quiet girl didn’t reply, but instead raised her hands up as if she was trying to scare or scratch him.”
“I don’t get it.” He bluntly said. His eyebrows slightly furrowed and he was starting to feel annoyed.
“I’m confident in giving massages… We already got matching necklaces, but this is something I wanted to give you. Plus, if I told you earlier, they might hear it and get misunderstood.”
“Alright, I forgive you,” he smiled at her, “But you were a little misleading earlier too. You had a different expression on your face while telling me. Asmo was also giving us a strange look as well.”
“Ah… Haha…” She laughed softly from being embarrassed.
The proud eldest demon brother sighed but with a relaxed look on his face. Putting down his wine glass and book, he then sat on his bed. A pat on it signaled her to follow.
“Sorry, but I need you to take your clothes off. Back massages are best without it.”
“You’re pretty bold and assertive right now,” he chuckled. “I’d rather not, but if you say so.”
Slowly he started undressing—making her flinch after every top layer was removed. He’s unaware of her current expression right now.
Being weak to good-looking people, specifically handsome men, Junko can’t help but fawn over his revealed body and reflexively hides her face in embarrassment. It’s also the first time Lucifer had shown some skin to anyone other than Diavolo when they went to the beach together.
“Hehe… What, was it just an act? I thought you were going to give me a massage.”
“Ugh… That grin…!” She thought, and had a pained yet satisfied look on her face. “A-Ahem…! Now lie face down.”
He did as he was told and she nervously positioned herself near him while on his bed, “É-Excuse me…” She softly said.
After stretching her arms and hands to warm up, she started massaging him from his head, then to his shoulders, to halfway down his back. At first she had trouble with how stiff Lucifer’s back is, but as it went on, she was also trying to calm herself after hearing him moan and groan from the massage.
“Ah…! That spot… Mm…”
“Yeah, this lump is a sore spot. I bet there’s a lot more; I’ll beat those up too.”
“Go easy on me…”
“This is already my normal massaging strength. You must be so tired, Lucifer,” she said and then pressed him harder with her palms, “I know you’re doing a lot, but I never expected your back to be this stiff! You should really learn to take a break sometimes.”
“Hngh…!” he huffed and tried to suppress it, but he was also enjoying the pain melting away. “Haah…ha…”
“If it’s getting painful, tell me, okay?”
“Just carry on… Ah! I’m not just used to this… Gaah…”
“Please stop being like that…you’re going to give me a heart attack…” She thought again. She felt her cheeks slightly warm and her blank expression was starting to break from seeing glimpses of Lucifer’s sexy yet pained look, also while he’s trying to bury his face on his pillow.
“Lucifer… Really, please tell me if it’s hurting you now…” her tone was starting to crack as well and having a huge urge to laugh at him too. Right now, she’s the only one seeing him in this vulnerable state giving into a good back massage, and she can’t help but feel happy about it too.
“No…continue if you’re still not finished yet… Augh…” he replied weakly, but now his face was completely buried on his pillow. Junko finally chuckled a bit and switched to a gentler pressing since his muscles became tender.
After several kneading and down to his lower back, which made Lucifer yelp a bit from the pain, she asked him to sit up next so she could move on to his arms. She sat next to him, and with her small, feminine hands, Lucifer was surprised that was exerting a decent amount of force in massaging him from the start. The tension in Lucifer’s arms seems to have faded away too when his expression relaxed some more.
“When did you learn how to do this?”
“My mother always asked me for one whenever she needed it. I learned when I was young.”
“I see. This has been very comforting, thank you, Junko. My body feels lighter now.”
“Good. You’re welcome. “She nodded and continued massaging his hands as it she was playing with it.
Strong, big hands…it was definitely different from hers and Asmodeus’, who has a beautiful body and was the first to experience her skill. Lucifer’s hands were often covered in gloves so this is also the first time she sees the red nail polish on his fingernails.
“What’s wrong?”
Junko shook her head, “Nothing. It’s…just that your hands are bigger than mine.”
“Of course it is,” Lucifer chuckled and patted her head.
“Okay, we’re done now. How do you feel? I’m sure you’ll be able to sleep well tonight.”
“Indeed. I’ll return the favor someday and when you need it too. Or do you want me to massage you too right now while you’re still here?”
Her eyes widen and could feel him teasing her. “E-Ehhh…!?”
”Kidding. You’ve finally given me a different expression again.  You’re going to end up grumpy like Satan if you keep that stoic face on,” he smirked at her, but he was actually trying to contain his laughter.
“Geez…” she sighed in disappointment. “It’s not a favor, but if you say so… Thanks, I’ll look forward to what you’ll come up with.” Junko replied, with her head down in embarrassment, but she was smiling.
-End-
(Bonus)
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plumedesimili · 5 years
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First Meeting - Vanqua Week
Challenge : #VanquaWeek - Day 1 Word count : 1300
“Haah… Haah… Okay.. Fine… You win this time… Master.”
“You sure improved… A lot… Since our first meeting…”
They were both panting, their keyblades laying in the dusty ground of the Keyblade graveyard. Today wasn’t the day one more would be added to the sinister collection of weapons of this world.
Vanitas scoffed, still out of breath. “Yeah. You taught me a lot, by losing so much.”
Aqua crashed on the ground, staring at the sky. “I don’t remember losing that often. Now that I think of it, you’re almost always the one giving up.”
“Because it’s obvious how much stronger I am, duh,” he replied, sitting a few feet away from her.
“Look at me, training the enemy,” she said, chuckling, wiping sweat from her forehead. “The Master would be so angry at me.”
“Good thing he doesn’t know, then. My Master would murder me if he even knew I fought you and let you out of there alive.”
“Good thing he doesn’t know, then,” she said with a smile, and heard him chuckle in response.
This was so illegal. This would cause them so much trouble. This could completely overthrow the balance if anyone found out. A fighter of Light, training with a being of pure Darkness, every now and then, when the worlds’ safety was at stake exactly because of Darkness.
“Remember when we first met?” Aqua asked, sitting up, looking at him - which resulted in looking at her own reflection in his helmet.
“Of course. You were so full of yourself, Oh, look at me, I’m a Keyblade Master and I will kick your butt,” he said with a high pitched voice. “Pitiful. And in the end, the only one you ever fought in your life was Terra and you had no idea people could fight dirtily. A wonder I didn’t kill you back then.”
“Oh? Did I hit your head that hard when I defeated you back then? I don’t remember any of this happening, surely my victory damaged your memory somehow,” she said playfully. “I do remember winning back then. And the fight after that. And even the one after-”
“Yeah, yeah, I get it. All hail the powerful Master who defeated over and over a poor innocent child.”
“I don’t think I ever thought of you as poor, innocent, or child,” she teased.
“Oh? Then what did you ever think of me?” He tilted his head, the way he always did when he was genuinely curious. He tried to act all high and disdainful all the time, but she had learnt how to read through him most of the time.
“Let’s see,” she started thinking, crossing her legs for a steadier posture while sitting. “I first thought of you as an enemy. I didn’t even give much thought about you. You were an obstacle I needed to take down to protect my friends.”
“An obstacle? Nice way to objectify people, Master. Is that what they teach kids to do where you came from?”
“Then I really understood you were someone,” she continued, ignoring him. “That maybe you were just lost. Missguided. Manipulated by Xehanort. That maybe all you needed was to be saved, just another soul to help.”
He clicked his tongue in annoyance, and she laughed.
“What about now, then? What am I to you?”
She bit her lip, trying to find the best way to express what she thought of him. It wasn’t that hard of a question, but she wanted to find the words that would really convey her feelings.
“You are… A worthy opponent. You don’t need to be saved, because you don’t want to be saved. You aren’t manipulated by Darkness. You chose Darkness. And now, I realise that Light or Darkness are just words. You aren’t that much of a bad person. You have wishes and dreams, just like anyone else. You have goals to reach. You are able to laugh, to have fun. And I’m sure you’re enjoying these sessions just as much as I do. I don’t know if I’d call you a friend, and once on the real battlefield we will fight on opposite sides, but you taught me a lot, and I am able to have fun and to relax when you’re around. I don’t hate you.”
He remained silent for a few seconds, before bursting into laughters.
“I don’t hate you. That’s actually the nicest thing I’ve ever been told. I guess that was pretty spot on, to be honest. Can’t wait to practise these special moves you taught me to defeat your friends before your eyes once the day of the final showdown comes.”
She sighed, stretching. “I know you will try. But they are stronger than you think. And while I’ll be sad to see you lose, I won’t stop them, because our victory matters more than anything. But what about you, then? What could a being of pure Negativity could possibly think of me?”
She was getting back on her feet, dusting her clothes. She wasn’t really expecting him to answer. He never really entrusted his feelings to anyone.
“Well, of course I hated you at first.” She was surprised he even bothered stating the obvious. But the surprise just kept growing as he kept on talking. “You were nothing but a pebble on my way. Not really interesting, plain, boring, but I still had to get rid of you. You turned out to be one heck of a strong pebble, though. I only trained against my own Unversed, and often had to hold back because they... Because I had to. So I realised I could use you to learn. Fight you, over and over, learn every single one of your techniques, learn to counter every single one of them, in order to destroy you when I’ll have to. There was something in your eyes that I miss, I’ll give you that. Anger. Hatred. You wanted me to die, and you fought with all you had, you were ready to die if you could bring me down with you. I guess I respected that. That rage is gone, now, but I’m learning a lot with you. And, somehow, you made learning fun. Sweet, sweet irony, I’m learning from the Master I seek to destroy. But I learn more with you than with my real Master. And you don’t punish me when I fail, which is good. To quote someone I used to despise, ‘I don’t hate you’. I’ll still completely destroy you and all that you love, though.”
She smiled, offering her hand to help him back to his feet. He took it, and even though they now both were standing, none of them really let go.
It had begun as something really selfish on both sides. They fought again and again to learn each other’s weaknesses. To learn more about the other side. And in the end, they just started to learn more about themselves indeed. Aqua learnt that there was more to Light and Darkness than pure good and pure evil. Vanitas learnt that even a corrupted, broken, rotten heart could sometimes feel light enough to laugh and just enjoy things.
“Same time next week?” Aqua asked, a smile on her face.
“Be ready to get bodied next week,” he replied, a smile in his voice.
They finally let go of each other’s hand, turning back to collect their weapons.
One day, they would meet here for a fight only one of them would walk out of alive. But until then, they could forget about Light and Darkness, and just be two keyblade wielders training under the same sky.
And sometimes, it was all their hearts sought.
A/N: I am a bit late, will post this on AO3/FFnet another day, and am unsure if I’ll manage to have all 7 done, but here is my first piece for the Vanqua Week! Be sure to check everyone’s work ^//_//^ [btw I’m not sure if any of my fic will involve romantic content so even if you’re not into the ship, this might stay platonic here!]
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ua-monoma · 5 years
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.12.20.
ua-monoma Hey.
Are you back yet
Or are they still keeping you prisoner over there
@ua-todoroki​ Mostly prisoner. I think they'll kick me out soon, though.
ua-monoma Good to hear.
Goddamn, though... They sure are taking their time with you.
ua-todoroki Most of it was Endeavor. I think he's finally reaching the conclusion everyone else on earth made within a week that nothing can be done except time.
ua-monoma Wow. Took him that long, huh.
ua-todoroki Not surprising.
He's dense.
If anything this just proved that he cares more about my quirk than he cares about me.
ua-monoma I'd say...
ua-todoroki I've never seen him so passionate about someone other than himself.
Then again. It wasn't passion for me as much as just my quirk.
Haha.
ua-monoma ... Is this the part where I'm supposed to laugh too? Or am I allowed to just continue to sit here in contemplative horror.
Because, honestly, the latter is more in-character for me.
ua-todoroki You can't multitask?
ua-monoma ... God I hate you as a person.
ua-todoroki Oh, is that why you messaged me?
... And visited me?
Multiple times.
ua-monoma It.. wasn't that many times.
ua-todoroki It was more than once.
ua-monoma Mhm... it WAS more than once... you know how to count... very proud of you...
ua-todoroki Thank you, I take pride in my education.
ua-monoma As you should, as you should. I'm sure you've only ever gotten the greatest.
ua-todoroki Why would I ever be given anything else.
ua-monoma Oh, I don't know. I don't know your life story.
Not entirely, anyway.
Somehow.
Despite how much of it you force onto me,
ua-todoroki Force?
ua-monoma Too strong a word?
How about... push.
Or impel.
Whatever synonym makes you feel better.
ua-todoroki I can stop mentioning it if you want.
ua-monoma ???
No, it's fine. I'm teasing you.
ua-todoroki Oh.
Right.
ua-monoma If I was actually bothered, do you really think you would have heard the end of it... I wouldn't shut up 'til you stopped, heheh...
ua-todoroki ... You're right.
If you don't want me to stop then how do you feel about it?
ua-monoma Ah?
Well.
The information itself is uncomfortable. Kind of increasingly so.
It's... always been hard, trying to reconcile that image you've been painting of him with what I've known for so long.
But it's good to know it. I'm glad to. I... suppose you can say I like being told about it.
In a weird way... Might be a little weird, I don't know.
ua-todoroki That makes sense.
I don't think of it that way. I guess that's because I've always known.
ua-monoma Yeah. It would be hard to visualize, I'm sure...
ua-todoroki If you want to know anything else you can ask.
ua-monoma ... I was never, like, a fan of Endeavor's. I respected him at a time but I had other heroes I liked better, but I... at a time, I... could relate, at least a little bit. To the fact that he was trying his hardest but his image was so smeared for so long by the media.
Cases like that always got to me. I never liked that he was sort of bullied by the public opinion.
... Now I don't give a shit, obviously.
ua-todoroki Makes sense.
He's lucky he gets off so easy with the media.
ua-monoma Luck has something to do with it, yeah. I'm sure his PR team works very hard.
ua-todoroki Far too hard for what they're paid.
ua-monoma I bet...
ua-todoroki At least he's nicer to them than he is to me.
I use the term nice very loosely.
ua-monoma Yeah. I shudder to think what working under him would be like.
I've heard... plenty of rumors.
ua-todoroki I'm willing to bet most are true.
ua-monoma Terrible...
ua-todoroki And yet. He's at the top.
ua-monoma Yeah........................
It's fucked.
ua-todoroki Something like that.
Seeing him more recently has reminded me why I was so quick to get out of the house when I could.
ua-monoma Right. ...
You have to go back soon, wouldn't you? Once winter break starts. Or were you planning on just staying at the school still for that..
ua-todoroki That's true. I'm sure it wouldn't matter. He might bitch for a second but as long as I see Natsuo and Fuyumi it'll be fine.
What are you doing?
ua-monoma Ah, right... Are those your siblings? Hm....
Doing... for break? I haven't decided yet...
ua-todoroki They are.
We should spend time together at some point.
ua-monoma Oh.
Yeah... We could.
I assumed I was gonna see you anyway.
All the festivities... PR events... charities or what have you... I get dragged to a few every year so I assumed I'd see you at one of those.
ua-todoroki Wanted to make it final.
ua-monoma Hmmmm. Alright.
ua-todoroki Seeing you in passing at an event isn't the same.
ua-monoma I suppose it's not...
...heheh.
ua-todoroki What?
ua-monoma >:3
You want to see meeee~
ua-todoroki So?
ua-monoma >:3c
It's adorable.
ua-todoroki Not really.
ua-monoma So, so cute~
ua-todoroki It's not cute.
ua-monoma Yes it is~
ua-todoroki What's so cute about it? It's just seeing you.
ua-monoma Oh, I'll spare you the explanation~ I don't want to overwhelm you with the details, heheh...
Bet you're flustered enough as it is.
>:3
ua-todoroki No, no. Please explain. I'm not flustered.
ua-monoma It's cute... because you wanting to see me means you miss me when I'm not there. Heheh.
ua-todoroki Sometimes.
ua-monoma Sometimes is more than never~
ua-todoroki It's mostly just missing company.
ua-monoma Deflecting.
You have friends, don't you?
ua-todoroki You're one of them.
ua-monoma Oh...
Am I?
ua-todoroki ...? Yes?
ua-monoma Mhmm.... I see....
ua-todoroki That's a surprise to you?
ua-monoma Yes, well... I might've lost my memo on the subject in the mail or something...
ua-todoroki Well here it is.
ua-todoroki Tada.
ua-monoma Wow... Amazing.
🎉
ua-todoroki Glad that was cleared up.
ua-monoma Ahaha...
... I have a question for you now...
ua-todoroki Oh?
ua-monoma Yes.
ua-todoroki Then.. ask.
ua-monoma You.............. are aware that 'friends' aren't supposed to hate each other, right?
ua-todoroki Oh.
ua-monoma I'm just wondering. Because I know you're still learning certain things.
Social cues, and such.
If there was another memo I missed, however, now would be a great time to catch me up, I suppose....
... And by that, I mean...
... Now is a perfect time to finally confess your undying love for me...
ua-todoroki Haha. Funny.
I guess it's just because the last times I've seen you haven't been... violent. Or bad.
If they were then that was another memo missed.
ua-monoma No, no, no memo or whatever...
I'm not gonna kick a man while he's down, Todoroki. 'Course I've been... non-violent. Or whatever.
ua-todoroki Yet you still came to see me. When you knew it wouldn't be like that.
ua-monoma ... I did, yes...
ua-todoroki Which... sounds like a friend thing to do.
ua-monoma Alright alright, I see your point...
ua-todoroki To conclude... friends. Or something similar enough.
ua-monoma Fine, fine, fine... One of those.
ua-todoroki Cool.
ua-monoma ... That stays between us, though. I don't need everyone bringing this up constantly to me...
ua-todoroki Why would that even be a problem?
ua-monoma Because I don't think you've noticed but people like to use every little detail about my life against me.
ua-todoroki I meant me talking about it. Because I have noticed that.
ua-monoma Hh.... Whatever, okay. Tell everyone if you want to.
Shout it from the rooftops.
ua-todoroki No. I won't talk about it. I'm not stupid.
ua-monoma Then why ask...
ua-todoroki Guess I worded it wrong. Me keeping a secret isn't an issue.
ua-monoma Oh. ... Good, I guess.
ua-todoroki If I'm not the one beating you up I'm not a fan. So.
ua-monoma Thank you. That means a lot.
ua-todoroki Does it?
ua-monoma Absolutely. Warms my heart. It's what I dream to hear, every night.
ua-todoroki Glad I make your dreams come true.
ua-monoma That sounds so weird coming from you, omf.
ua-todoroki Is the truth that hard to hear?
ua-monoma Oh my god....
ua-todoroki A shame. I thought you wanted to know about my undying love.
ua-monoma Mm... The moment's passed. Atmosphere just isn't right for it anymore...
ua-todoroki Right. The atmosphere.
ua-monoma Yes. Obviously.
ua-todoroki Exactly what should the atmosphere be for undying love confessing?
ua-monoma Oh right, I forgot you wouldn't be much of an expert, huh...
Mood lighting. Romantic music. A few strategically placed rose petals... I hope you're writing these all down.
ua-todoroki Wait wait wait let me get a notepad.
ua-monoma Well hurry up, I don't have all night...
ua-todoroki Okay... be patient, I'm a hospitalized man...
ua-monoma Yeah yeah, excuses...
ua-todoroki Got it. Continue.
ua-monoma Right.
Obviously, setting is very important... Should be somewhere spectacular... And expensive.
ua-todoroki Right right okay... yeah... spectacular... and expensive... how expensive?
ua-monoma The truer the love, the more money you'd spend to express it...
ua-todoroki Well I'm not about to blow my entire inheritance on some person.
ua-monoma Damn. Thought you loved me :/
ua-todoroki "The truer the love, the more money you'd spend" :/
ua-monoma ... Yeah???
ua-todoroki And I wouldn't spend that much on you.
ua-monoma Ouch. :/
ua-todoroki Sorry :/. Just not my type :/.
ua-monoma Wow, okay. :/ After all I've done for you...
ua-todoroki I can't help it :/.
ua-monoma You can stop making that face now :/
ua-todoroki I don't want to :/.
ua-monoma Fuck.
Guess you're stuck like this forever, huh... :/
ua-todoroki I guess so :/. Is that like a second quirk? :/
ua-monoma Oh yes... I have several, obviously.
ua-todoroki Right... obviously... and what would they be? Is making people hate you one, or just a natural talent?
ua-monoma Oh, that... That's just a gift that's been passed down my family for generations.
ua-todoroki So.... a quirk.
ua-monoma No, dummy. It's... an art form.
ua-todoroki You must practice a lot to be this good at it.
ua-monoma Oh yes. What better way to spend your childhood than making absolute sure everybody hated even the idea of you.
ua-todoroki I could name a few. Not that I ever experienced any.
ua-monoma Haah...
ua-todoroki Guess we can bond over that too.
ua-monoma Aha................. on what, our tortured childhoods? I suppose so.
Mine really is pretty standard, though. Especially compared to yours.
ua-todoroki Mine wasn't incredibly horrifying.
ua-monoma Are you sure about that...
ua-todoroki Yes?
ua-monoma Mm.
Alrighty then.
ua-todoroki ..... Yeah.
ua-monoma Yeah.
So, anyway.
ua-todoroki Right. Anyway.
ua-monoma ... Not to ask for clarification yet again but I'm, just wondering,, that whole last bit about not being horrifying was you making a joke still, right.
ua-monoma Just wondering.
Sometimes we go off the rails with our banter and get a little too, mm, real, so...
ua-todoroki ..? No, it wasn't.
ua-monoma Ah.
ua-todoroki I've heard stories worse than mine.
ua-monoma Yeah. I've heard stories worse than mine, too.
Like yours.
ua-todoroki I don't think it's that bad.
ua-monoma Well, I'm telling you it is.
ua-todoroki How can you even make that call.
ua-monoma Because it's common sense.
ua-todoroki You barely know what it was.
ua-monoma And? All that means is that it's worse than what I actually know, and what I actually know is pretty damn fucking horrifying already.
ua-todoroki No, it means you don't have the fucking context to say it was that awful.
ua-monoma Whatever. If you want to pretend getting beaten by your own father isn't 'that awful', suit yourself.
It's not normal, though.
And it shouldn't have happened.
ua-todoroki It was just training.
ua-monoma It was an excuse to hit a kid.
ua-todoroki Bullshit. It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't necessary.
ua-monoma Necessary to do what.
ua-todoroki Necessary to make me stronger.
ua-monoma Bullshit.
ua-todoroki It's not bullshit. I told you. You don't have the context.
ua-monoma Enlighten me, then? Or shut up about it.
Because if you're just gonna whine about me not having the details without letting me actually have them then this conversation is pointless.
ua-todoroki Because just doing physical exercise and quirk training only goes so far. Being in real fights is better and more helpful, and who would be better to simulate a real fight than the #2 hero. Everything is worth it for that.
ua-monoma That's idiotic.
We're in the best hero school in Japan and we've never once had a 'real fight' with a teacher at our age and you're telling me a grown man felt the need to engage in one with a child.
ua-todoroki We have plenty of fights with other kids. Like I said. It was just a faster and more practical way to get me ahead.
ua-monoma Keyword being 'kids'. Did you ever win a fight? Did he ever LET you?
ua-todoroki You learn more from losing.
ua-monoma Wow.
ua-todoroki Are you done.
ua-monoma Sure. You're not listening to what I'm saying anyway.
ua-todoroki I'm listening, you're just wrong.
ua-monoma Stop talking already.
ua-todoroki Fine.
ua-monoma Fine.
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DIABOLIK LOVERS Do-S Kyuuketsu VERSUS II Vol.1 Ayato VS Laito [Track 1+2]
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Original title: 月蝕のよる~total Eclipse~ & 蝕を背負って
Source: Diabolik Lovers VERSUS II Vol. 1 Ayato VS Laito [CD not owned by me]
Audio: Here & here
Seiyuu: Midorikawa Hikaru & Hirakawa Daisuke
Translator’s note: I’m only two tracks into this CD but I’m already loving the tension between Ayato and Laito. I like how this CD seems to touch upon their personal childhood traumas with Cordelia and how they harbor a completely different feeling towards her. This played somewhat of a part in their respective More, Blood routes as well, so I’m really glad to find out more about it! That being said, they do use a lot of vague expressions when roasing each other, so I hope I got all of the hidden implications right.
Track 1 ll Track 2 ll Track 3 ll Track 4 ll Track 5 ll Track 6
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Track 1: ~Total Eclipse~ of the Moon
Ayato: ...The moon is chipped. Tsk...!! No wonder I feel this restless inside...
You approach him.
Ayato: The lunar eclipse, huh...?
*Rustle*
Ayato: ...Ah? Chichinashi. Now this is new.
He turns around.
Ayato: What brings you here at this hour? Were you lured in by that moon as well? Hahaha...
You explain.
Ayato: Well yeah, makes sense. By this point, you’re basically one of us.
Ayato offers you a hand.
Ayato: Come here...I’m sure you know by now that resistin’ is absolutely futile?
*Rustle*
Ayato: Besides, I’m not in the mood for that right now...Come here!
You continue to protest, afraid he’ll suck your blood.
Ayato: Geez...Fuck...You really are a pain in the ass.
*Rustle*
Ayato: I’m not horny 24/7, you know? And here I thought I’d actually show you somethin’ nice. 
You frown.
Ayato: What’s with that expression? Are you disappointed or somethin’? Haha...!
Ayato suddenly lifts you into his arms.
*Rustle rustle*
Ayato: Heavy-hoh...! You don’t see this kind of nice view every day, so let’s take the opportunity to watch it from up close.
He launches himself into the air, eventually landing on the roof.
*WOOSH*
*Thud*
Ayato: ...There we go. We’ve reached our destination.
*Rustle*
Ayato: Chichinashi, follow me. Let’s go that way.
You seem scared.
Ayato: ...Ah? Are you shakin’ on your legs? What? You’re scared of bein’ up on the roof? Geez, what a drag...Come on, hold onto me.
You seem hesitant.
Ayato: What? I won’t try and pull anythin’ funny, promised. ...Honestly, I’m out here showin’ my good heart and that’s the reaction I get in return?
*Rustle*
Ayato: More importantly, look up at the moon! It’s chipped! Hahaha! Surprised?
You mention the lunar eclipse.
Ayato: I figured I’d show you since it’s a rare occurrence, but you know about it? Che...! Yeah, it’s a lunar eclipse. I don’t know ‘bout the details, but you barely get to witness one, right?
You thank him for trying to please you.
Ayato: Aah!? I wasn’t tryin’ to make you happy or anythin’! Don’t be so full of yourself! ...It’s just that the lunar eclipse makes us Vampires go crazy. How do I put it - it makes our feelings and actions unstable - to the point of madness. I guess you could say it shakes us up? I don’t quite know how to describe this feeling...
You seem somewhat worried.
Ayato: Well, that might be why I’m a lil’ kind to you, or why I brought you up here to the roof. 
You ask if he needs to rest for a bit.
Ayato: Ah? I don’t feel sick or anything. I just feel oddly restless inside...It’s a weird kind of feeling. 
*Rustle*
Ayato: So, how do you feel? Well, you’re not a Vampire...But, is that truly the case? Don’t you ask yourself that question at times as well? That perhaps, you’ve longーー
He leans in close.
*Rustle rustle*
Ayato: ーー Become a Vampire.
Your eyes widen in horror.
Ayato: ...Hahaha! Nice reaction! I mean, it makes sense when you think about it. You’ve been teased by these fangs countless of times, being toyed around with, becoming mine...It wouldn’t be strange if you had awakened by this point.
You tell him to stop messing with you.
Ayato: I’m not tryin’ to scare you. It’s the truth, isn’t it?
Ayato pins you down.
*Rustle*
*Thud*
Ayato: Honestly, even if you were to be a Vampire by this point, there’s nothin’ to be scared of, right? 
You shake your head.
Ayato: Vampire or human, it’s pretty much the same thing. As you can tell, our appearance is barely any different. 
*Rustle*
Ayato: The difference is that we suck blood. Also...Well, we just have a few powers here and there, you see?
You insist you’re not a Vampire either way.
Ayato: Yet it still scares you?
He moves closer to your face.
*Rustle*
Ayato: Say, Chichinashi...? ...Even if you were to become a Vampire, I’d still...
Track 2: Bearing the Burden of the Eclipse
Laito: Nfufufu~ Fufufufu...~!
Ayato: ...!!
Laito: Oh geez~ A love scene up on the rooftop? You’re more of a romantic than I thought, Ayato-kun~
Ayato: Laito...!!
Laito: Exactly, the one and only~ ...My bad for interrupting? 
Ayato: Che...Why the fuck are you here!?
Laito: There’s no deep reasoning behind it. Well, like you mentioned earlier, the lunar eclipse might have lured me out here. Fufu~ It messes with our heads a little, you see? So it wouldn’t be that strange for me to be lost in my own thoughts up here on the roof, no? Nfu~ I’m glad it gave me a chance at seeing that romantic side of yours which you usually keep hidden. Fufu...Look, it’s even making the moon flush a bright red. Fufufufu~
Ayato: You bastard...Are you makin’ fun of me!?
Laito: Hmー Not quite...If I had to put it into words, I guess you could say...I’m jealous?
Ayato: Haah...!?
Laito: Because Bitch-chan’s cheeks have become this flushed as she watches you with eyes full of passion...I guess~
You become even more flustered.
Laito: ...Say, Bitch-chan? I’m pretty sure this uncertain feeling inside of me is what you’d call jealousy. What do you think?
You tell him to stop teasing.
Laito: Fufu~ ...I’m not teasing you or anything? You are such a cruel girl. I wonder why you’re doubting my feelings? ...Being honest would make you much cuter, you know? Or at least pretend to be fooled by me. ...Oh, whoopsie~ I blew my own cover. Nfu~ ...However, I really do feel restless inside. I wasn’t lying when I said this might be jealousy either.
Laito leans in, whispering in your ear.
Laito: ...The thought of Ayato-kun stealing you away from me pisses me off. Furthermore, I’d love to just turn you into a mess right here, right now.
Ayato: Oi! You’re fuckin’ annoyin’! Showin’ up out of nowhere...
*Rustle*
Ayato: Just scram already!
Laito: Eeeh~? What if I say ‘no’?
Ayato: Then I’ll push you off this roof!
Laito: Big talk for someone who can’t even do that. ...That technique has already been claimed by me after all. 
Ayato: Che...You’re talkin’ ‘bout that shitty Old Hag? Honestly...Will you ever be able to forget her? 
Laito: Ugh...!
Ayato: Hahaha! What? Did I hit bull’s eye?
Laito: You decide to bring that back up at this exact timing, huh? Ayato-kun.
Ayato: Haah? You’re the one who staーー
Laito suddenly attacks Ayato.
*Rustle*
Laito: ...Fuck off! 
Ayato: ...! ...Kuh...
Laito: Do you think you’re in any position...To mock me like that?
Ayato: ...Aah!?
Ayato fights back.
*Rustle rustle*
*Thud*
Ayato: Whatcha mean...!?
You try to get in between them.
Laito: Oh...
Ayato: You’re in the way, Chichinashi! Stay out of this!
Laito: Fufufu~ You’re such a gentleman, Ayato-kun~ You’re scared she’ll get hurt from getting involved in our brotherly quarrel, aren’t you?
Ayato: Kuh...That’s not it! I just simply thought she was in the way, that’s all!
Laito: Hm...In that caseーー
*THUD*
Ayato: ...!!
Laito creeps up on you.
Laito: ...You wouldn’t mind if I were to hurt her, do you? Like this...
He bites you.
Laito: Mmh...
*Gulp gulp gulp*
Ayato: ...Ugh. You bastard...!!
Ayato grabs him by the collar.
*Rustle*
Ayato: Cut the crap!!
*THUD*
Laito: ...Ah!
Ayato: Keep your dirty hands off what belongs to me.
Laito: Look at you go...However, my blood is boiling right now as well...Ugh!
*THUD*
Laito: ...Owow. Geez, it’s been a while since I went all out like that. My hat’s crooked. Better fix it~ ...There we go.
*Rustle*
Ayato: ...That hurt. Whatcha gettin’ all worked up by yourself, huh?
Laito: Hmm~? I guess we can blame the lunar eclipse for that? Seems like I just couldn’t let your words from earlier slide. It’s rather upsetting how you keep on insisting that I still haven’t parted with that dead woman.
You grab hold of Laito’s arm.
Ayato: ...Ah!
Laito: Hm? What’s wrong, Bitch-chan? Are you telling us to stop fighting? ...But you know, I believe there’s times where you have to keep on going until the score is settled. 
Ayato: Hehe...I agree with that.
Laito: Nfu...~ What a coincidence.
Ayato: We can just decide who is the strongest by pure force and whoever wins get to keep that woman for themselves!
Laito: Makes you wonder which one of us is unable to move on...Fufu~
Ayato: ...Haah? What did you say just now?
Laito: Nfu~ I was just talking to myself. ...Well then, the moon has been chipped nicely. Shall we get started?
Ayato: Yeah! Bring it on!
You stand in between them, begging the two to stop.
Laito: Oh dear, oh dear~ How heroic of you, Bitch-chan! However, only fools get in the way of a fight between two men, you know?
Ayato: Exactly. Step back, Chichinashi.
Laito: Who knows what we’ll do because of this moon after all.
You shake your head.
Ayato: Aahn? What was that, Chichinashi? We’re not fightin’ ‘cause the moon is messin’ with our heads. 
Laito: Exactly, Bitch-chan. The lunar eclipse simply provides a perfect opportunity.  We’ve been unable to bridge the gap between us since forever. Up till now, we’ve simply chosen to constantly turn a blind eye to it, running away. Right, Ayato-kun?
Ayato: Kuh...!
Laito: I just figured it might be time for us brothers to stop running and face each other head on. Nfu~
Ayato: Che...You’re too damn persistent. Go stand over there!
*Rustle*
You lose your balance and slide down the roof.
Laito: ...Woah!
Ayato: ...Chichinashi!? What are you doin’...!? 
Laito: What do you mean? You’re the one who pushed her away too harshy, so she slipped and nearly tumbled down the roof!
Ayato: Che...Fuck off! 
*Rustle*
Ayato: Oi, Chichinashi! Don’t you dare let go! I’ll save you!
Ayato reaches out for you.
*Rustle*
Ayato: Come on, grab my hand!
Laito: Now who is the one responsible for this in the first place, huh? ...Are you okay, Bitch-chan? Instead of going for that brute over here...
Laito holds out his hand as well.
*Rustle*
Laito: You should take my hand instead.
Ayato: Shut up! Come on, Chichinashi! This way!
Laito: I’m stronger than you’d expect, so you can rest assured and entrust your body to me, Bitch-chan~
Ayato: Hurry up...!!
The wind picks up.
Ayato: ...This is bad!
You lose your grip and nearly fall to your death.
Ayato: Che...It’s ‘cause you kept on takin’ yer damn sweet time!
*Rustle rustle*
*Thud*
Ayato jumps down, catching you just in time.
Ayato: ...That was close. Don’t scare me like that!
Laito: Ayato-kuuun~ Is Bitch-chan alright~? 
He puts you down.
*Rustle*
Ayato: Che...Oi, Chichinashi. Come with me.
Ayato grabs hold of your hand.
Ayato: I’m sick and tired of havin’ to deal with that guy.
He runs away with you.
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
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Diabolik Lovers GRAND EDITION for Switch ;; More, Blood ー Laito Maniac [03]
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ー The scene starts in Yui’s bedroom
Yui: ( ...I wonder what is up with Laito-kun today? I haven’t seen him all day. )
( Wait, just because we live under the same roof, doesn’t mean we have to see each other every day, right? )
( If anything, nothing good ever happens when I run into him...I should be glad I haven’t seen him (1) but... )
...
( That should be the case, yet...Why is Laito-kun the only thing on my mind? )
( What on earth is this feeling...? )
*Knock knock*
Yui: ...!
Laito: Bitch-chaaaan? Could you open the door for a bit?
I’ve got my hands full, so I can’t open it myself.
Yui: ( It’s Laito-kun...! )
Y-Yeah, gotcha...
ー She opens the door
Laito: Hello, Bitch-chan~!
Yui: Wah!
Eh? A bouquet...?
Laito: A cute delivery for Bitch-chan. Here you go~
Yui: Wah, how beautiful...Where did you get these flowers?
Laito: I want to give you a present, so I went out and bought them.
Yui: Eh?
Laito: ...If I said that, I’m sure it would sound very romantic~
Unfortunately, they’re nothing but a gift I got.
Yui: I see...
Laito: Nfu~ You’re disappointed?
Selection
→ Yeah... (❁)
Yui: Yeah...
( Right. There’s no way Laito-kun would go buy flowers for me, would he? )
( I should have known that but...Why do I feel this sad, I wonder? )
Laito: I’m really digging that deeply hurt face of yours...It sends shivers up my spine, Bitch-chan!
Yui: ...
( Exactly, Laito-kun’s this kind of guy. )
( Feeling hurt is pointless... )
→ I’m relieved if anything
Yui: No. ...If anything, I might be a little relieved.
I just can’t imagine you going out to buy me flowers...
Laito: Nfu~ No holding back, huh? (2)
That dry side of yours is wonderful as well, nfu~
Laito: By the way, Bitch-chan, do you know ikebana (3)?
Yui: Eh? Ikebana...? You mean the kind where you arrange flowers and display them?
Laito: Exactly. Someone told me about it recently so I wanted to try it out. Why don’t we give it a go together?
Yui: You’ll try your hand at...Flower arrangement?
Laito: Nfu~ You think that’s unexpected?
Yui: Well...
Laito: Even someone like me is capable of appreciating beauty, you know?
Well, my way might be a little different from humans though~
Yui: ( Fair point... )
Laito: That being said. Let’s start this ikebana right away.
I’ll leave the needle-point holder on this table.
*Thud*
Yui: ...That’s a rather big one, huh?
Laito: Well, the flowers are big too after all...
Yui: Eh? But these flowers aren’t that impressive in size...
Laito: Nfu~ There’s one really big flower, isn’t there?
A flower called ‘Bitch-chan’, that is.
*Rustle rustle*
Yui: Kyah!
W-What!? Don’t lift me into the air all of a sudden...!
Laito: Well then. How should I arrange Bitch-chan~?
Yui: !
( Laito-kun intends to drop me on top of the needles...! )
Laito: Hmm. Having you stand on top would be nice too but...
But I guess going for the basic look and sitting you down on top of here would be ideal, don’t you think?
Yui: N-No...!
( It’d definitely hurt...! )
*Rustle*
Laito: Hm? You’re so passionate, Bitch-chan, willing clinging onto me like that~
However, I’m in the middle of my flower arrangement right now, you see. Could you not get in my way?
Yui: !
( At this rate, he’ll actually lower me on top of the pin holder! )
( I don’t want that, not on top of something so painful-looking...! )
I’m begging you, stop...
*Rustle*
*Thud*
Yui: Ow...!
Laito: Woah there. What a feisty flower we have here, kicking the pin holder right off the table like that.
Nfu~ However, seems like you went a little too wild and scratched up your foot?
Yui: Ah...
( It’s bleeding... )
Laito: Haah...I guess it can’t be helped. If you hate being arranged that much, I’ll give up on putting you on the pin holder.
Come on, take a seat over here and show me your foot.
*Thud*
Yui: Ah...
ー Laito inspects her foot from up close
Laito: Aah...Beads of bright red blood are oozing out one after the other...
It looks very pretty, Bitch-chan...Nn...
*Sluuurp*
Yui: ...
Laito: Haah...Sweet...
Nfu~ You really are a flower with sweet nectar...Nn, haah...
*Rustle*
Laito: I understand very well...Nn...Why so many ‘insects’ would swarm around you...Nn...
Yui: Uhm, Laito-kun...The bleeding stopped so it’s fine already...
Laito: Nn...No, no! There’s still this much blood flowing out...Haah...
*Sluuurp*
Yui: ( ...! It tickles... )
ー Yui drops the bouquet
Laito: Woah. That’s no good! You dropped the flowers!
...Aah, come to think of it, we were in the middle of our flower arrangement, right?
Nfu~ I wonder if I stabbed this white rose through the wound’s opening, would it absorb the blood and turn red?
Yui: Wha...!?
Stop...Laito-kun, not in the wound...
Laito: Your face twisted in fear is so nice. Only makes me want to do it even more.
Yui: ...I’m begging you...
Laito: Then where on your body should I arrange this flower?
Yui: Where...?
Laito: I’ll make an exception and let you pick. Hurry up and tell me.
I’ll dress you up beautifully with all of these flowers, okay...?
Yui: ( No way in hell...! )
ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー
Translation notes
(1) Yui says 合わないで済む or ‘awanaide-sumu’, by adding the verb ‘sumu’ at the end of another verb in the negative tense, it means something like ‘you get away without having to~’ or ‘you don’t have to go through to the trouble of~’, expressing a sense of relief. 
(2) Laito uses the phrase ビッチちゃんも言うねえ or ‘Bitch-chan mo iu nee’ which literally just means ‘you say (it/something) too, huh?’ but when used in this kind of context, it is meant in somewhat of an ironic/playful way to point out that someone said something rather rude with a straight face or a smile. 
(3) He uses the term 華道 or ‘kado’ here, which literally means ‘the way of the  flowers’, which is a synonym for ikebana. Since the latter is more known in the Western world, I translated it as such. 
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