#not terrible but

[theemperorsfeather]

I was expecting to hear something from my real estate agent on Monday, cause that was the official closing date, but I didn't, and alternated between worrying that something had gone Horribly Wrong and believing that if something HAD then someone would definitely have been in touch, and so I didn't bother contacting her to ask.

Today I finally got over my various anxieties and texted her and she said she -did- text me Monday, but she was out of town and her service may not have been all that great (Monday I was also in the process of setting up my new phone, so it's possible the problem was on my end), and everything is fine.

Which is certainly great! everything is fine! but I was also expecting her to tell me about the last important step: how to pick up the keys. I feel like I shouldn't need to um ask this, you know?? Especially since it's been known for about 2 months that the sellers would be staying in the house for 10 days past closing so the usual "sign and get the keys on the spot" process wasn't going to be possible.

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[scorndotexe]

i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?

[ozziyo]

Tis but thy name that is my enemy.

[stealthrockdamage]

her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

FUCK

[krembruleed]

astarion is cheating

[fuckdamn]

bugs when you lift up their rock

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

[jerich0two]

Surprise! It's not Hazbin Hotel, shock horror... but happy pride month! I like this Mordecai headcanon (edit: I've since been told that it's canon!)

[creepedfinnart]

i mean i think she would've had the time

[jofiah]

Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her

[svnflowermoon]

ok so i decided to try this bc everyone else is doing it and i seriously need motivation, so hello

if you get this to 15k (fuck that is a terrifying number, can you tell that I'm trying to make this absolutely impossible for you guys) by new years eve then i will finish the first drafts of:

my wlw christmas friends to lovers slow burn romance (it literally takes them like 8 years to get together)

my gay prince fantasy enemies to lovers mistaken identity forebidden romance

my dystopian queer found family extremely dramatic assassin story

edit: i am going to die. i can't believe you guys got it to 15k what 😭😭 im gonna have to start writing

[cannibalchicken]

[sunnythedawg]

Happy late mother’s day to the guy that brothered so hard he mothered

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

Thank god