#now im just rambling

[hyacinthmonster]

My brain keeps making AUs, I try to ignore because that's too many for my brain to not overload, and now I have a thought of "Mortuary assistant X Undertale" kinda AU and I just yeah. Asgore is the one that hired you so that one guy who's name escapes me. And I silly person so I want it to be sans that takes the role of the one character in the game you play as.

I might actually go with this, my brain hurts. I need to focus on my boooook.

But I keep getting silly dumb AU ideas I wanna draw neglecting all my other sanss.

Gunna rewatch mark playing the game for some screenshots so I have ref on the rooms.

I am so slow at doing things I feel I should be doing.

It probably be called MortuaryTale or UnderMortuary or something like that. Probably already exists but Ima make my own for no real reason other than stress myself out lol. I honestly just think I'd have fun. I have fun making AUs even if I struggle to work on them past a point. Probably just my depression getting to me.

Fluff depression I wanna do thing I once loved so much even if it stresses me I shall be a butt and try untill I'm outta gass unable to be motivated to even watch shows or eat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm half asleep still, I feel.

[computerpeople]

fanon michael - the masked brother, usually some sort of jock as a kid who grew up to be a pathetic depressed adult. has a guilt complex. hates his father. hated by his father. super masculine. usually very bold and in your face in some way

my michael - the crying child. the golden child after elizabeths death. elizabeths twin brother. loved his father. was expected to follow exactly in wills footsteps. is basically a little clone of will, comes close to repeating the cycle of going from victim to victimizer. feminine. soft spoken. disabled adult with a stuffed animal collection

fanon vanessa - extremely competent, usually has a sister or her and vanny are two seperate beings somehow? usually very jaded and closed off from the world. much more willing to deal with gregory. stoic. lying about her childhood

my vanessa - extremely elated emotional moods and rapid switching behaviors, has a dissociative disorder thsat was used by will to create vanny. naive, new to the serial killer business, has no idea what shes doing. extremely competent in the parts that come to her naturally (pattern recognition, coding, computer programming) but completely clueless in other situations. low grasp on her behavior.

[k-femdove]

now hear me out... a series of unfortunate events au but it’s x reader. Idk how tf that would play out but it’s literally the best thing i’ve came up with in the last 10 days

[cameoutstruggling93]

Lord help the man i decide to procreate with because that future child's everything is going to be Lion King and Disney themed. End of story.

[tawaifeddiediaz]

you know what boils my blood.

over the last 2 weeks, i've seen countless patients walk into my urgent care center, symptomatic for so many things, refusing to get tested for covid and flu, citing that they don't want to knowingly bring it to their holiday tables. i had a patient tell me, verbatim, "i don't want to test for covid, because i don't want to be the asshole who brings it on a plane."

i understand that - i understand that holidays are times where people look forward to meeting loved ones that they might only see once a year, or where they get a break from the hectic back and forth of their lives.

but here's the thing - whether they get tested or not, they will bring whatever they have to their holiday tables. it's pure recklessness to know that you're sick, and walk into someone else's house spreading the disease.

today, january 2, i saw 91 patients, many of them who have tested positive for covid and flu. many of these patients are the same ones who didn't want testing 3 days ago, until their events were over, and now, they will have to reach out to everyone they know to let them know that they were positive because they were showing symptoms well before their event.

the next week or two? we're going to see many, many more, all people with symptoms that started around christmas. these are the only two viruses we test for rapidly in our office, but they are potent and can be fatal in many people.

so here's why i wrote this post, and maybe it's a little late, but - if you care about your loved ones, please get tested if you know you're sick. it doesn't have to be at a clinic if you don't want it to, because the over-the-counter tests work just fine too (if you test within 5-7 days of symptom onset). just...please don't try to run from the knowledge that you might have covid, because immunocompromised people, elderly people, people with co-morbidities like asthma, pregnancy, diabetes, etc...many of them may not recover. and they may not be sitting at your holiday table in the future because of it.

[sadmages]

In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

[h0nkshroom]

gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night

[newttxt]

apartment shenanigans

from utilities included, ch. 9 (mind the tags and rating!)

masterpost

[liecanthrope]

wait because seriously being an adult therian fucking rips, especially when you start being independent.

dog with a blog? nah. dog with a JOB. i come into work with my tail and my theta delta necklace and the building implodes from my sheer swag. weirdo teenagers love me. also having your own paycheck means you can get whatever gear/treats you want (once bills are paid, of course - bet youve never heard a dog say that!)

living in your own apartment? well the pet limit is 2 but if i include myself im going over the limit. whoops! good thing i love lying to landlords (fuck landlords). living alone (no roomie) is even better bc theres no one to judge you for your animal habits. i can make a huge den in the living room and who is going to stop me?

i even have my own health insurance. bro. imagine being a dog with medicaid. im climbing the walls and howling and barking. i love being a dog filling out government paperwork.

having your own vehicle? THIS DOG CAN DRIVE! if i feel like going to the lake i can just go to the lake! nobody is stopping me! midnight ride with the windows down to howl at the moon? yes please!!

you can literally just go wherever bro. i moved 11 hours from my hometown to the mountains to feel more at home. i lived in the great plains and now i can just go out for a hike in the rockies and howl at the sky.

being an adult therian slaps so fucking hard i cant wait for the youth to grow up and experience the joy of freedom. yes being an adult is incredibly stressful but if youve been stifled living with family, you get a real chance to develop who you truly are. adult therians i love you im rubbing against your neck and mixing our scents. mwah.

[crowsgrudge]

kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john

john:

[aimseytv]

please do not send me videos or clips about me where people spend the majority half of said video just making fun of how i talk and look. i do not want to see that. nobody wants to see that.

[wasyago]

they have so many belts....

[cherrirui-official]

"You know... You didn't have to take that with you."

"But I promised him I'd take him out to see the ocean one day."

[kate-bot]

REQUIRED READING for any noisecouple enjoyers: @manicplank 's "the colour pink" fic ITS SOOOO GOOD and i just had to do a little animation of their date.... so so so so cute i love them forever

gif version under the cut:

idk why it loses so much quality . kind of annoying but oh well

[bamsara]

being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now