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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago

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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

#polls #tumblr polls #For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house #JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications #and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe #country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that #country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here #despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically #TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that #part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0 #Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth #or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather #than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in #a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like #$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make #payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or #something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have #paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone #with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have #to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer #than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them #or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into #why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY #I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like #to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most

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enidtendo64 · 6 days ago

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More Stowaway AU

Pacifica dynamics with each Grunkle. Happy late Father’s Day and birthday to the grunks!

#Pacifica Northwest #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Stan Pines #Gravity Falls #Stowaway AU #my art #doodles #there’s much more lovecraftian ass monsters and pirate specters than I’ve depicted I just really like making jokes about the dynamics #i love Paz and Stan beefing but like now it’s with love #Ford and Pacifica though that was a surprising discovery bc before I’d always have their relationship as positive neutral #maybe Paz a little tinyyyy bit scared of him bc he is Dipper coded but once he finds out about her paranormal connections he might #unintentionally treat her more science experiment and anomaly more than like a person which is very NOT a Dipper thing so Paz is freaked #but like in the Stowaway AU ok some of that happens but I think the more Ford gets to know her as a bullheaded but intelligent kid who’s #eager to impress he sees a bit of himself AND his brother within her personality and she’s had to go through so much shit but she’s still #here and talking her shit and she’s surprisingly interested in history and so intuitive and REALLY into paranormal shit like even if its not #all the cryptid and science shit he likes they find something to really bond over #and then everything else is just like hey! this kid is cool #and then in the middle of the night one day he’s like ‘Stanley I think I’m ready to be a father.’ and Stan goes BWUH?????

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phantomrose96 · 2 years ago

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I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

#the person who's re-emailed me asking for help with something: yes I should get back to you. yes I will get back to you #but in the meantime I will look at the email like 'I am busy right now! I have deadlines! do not bother me about this unrelated thing!'#and like in 15 minutes when I'm ready to be an adult again I'll get back to them

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jeyumi · 3 months ago

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Something something—I think it would be very funny if Tfone Starscream got a head start on betraying Megatron by just… not leaving with him in his banishment. Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4

#transformers #maccadam #b 127 #starscream #optimus prime #transformers one #elita one #starstay au or something idk #“WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!” vibes #I think it would be REALLY funny if he just didn't leave #like why wouldn't he take advantage of the recent chaos to secure a position of power in the government?#he would be a great politician (derogatory)#You've heard of decepticon Bee #now get ready for #“We can't get this guy who was REALLY on board to destroy the city to leave and now we're not really sure what to do??”#someone talk to me about this i think im onto something

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poochiccini · 7 months ago

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Shadowheart and Karlach treat Lae'zel to a more tender touch, featuring a unique spell... ✨

The full, uncropped HD animation is on patreon 💜

#shadowheart #karlach #laezel #bg3 #2d animation #shadowzel #baldurs gate 3 #shadowzelach #shadowlach #karzel #lae'zel #animation #baldur's gate 3 #art #you've heard of mage hand #now get ready for mage... strap...?

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lazylittledragon · 5 months ago

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as promised some koralina lore (the lore is 5 and likes dancing)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #tav #all this is still cooking but we're getting there #pink thing comes prepackaged with a smaller pink thing #wyll being a stepdad was not on my bingo card when i decided to romance him but here we are #i can imagine him going into it ready to be all gentle and patient bc that's kori's little dude and now there's a strange man in his life #and he's just like 'oh cool another parent'

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Michael learns of Henry and William’s FNAF lore..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #michael afton #william afton #henry emily #fnaf pizzeria simulator #Michael isn’t ready to learn about their lore #he doesn’t trust Williams word dude only lies #but Henry agreeing? now he’s worried #I kinda wish we got to have Henry and scraptrap etc talk #cause Henry’s lines directed at William go unbelievable hard #maybe they’ll get more scenes or at least context for them in the future #in games of course cause silver eyes is a lil different etc

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potato-lord-but-not · 1 month ago

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MY MAN

#posting this now just in case I can get a discworld post ready for the 25th #wishful thinking but alas #anyway FORD PREFECT THE OG BLORBO #artists on tumblr #traditional art #the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy #h2g2 #h2g2 fanart #ford prefect #towel day

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the-zenith-calls · 1 year ago

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sorry about your boyfriend. yeah he’s trapped in windows 95. you are also trapped in windows 95

#the magnus protocol #yes i know it’s windows nt being wrong is the point #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #you’ve heard of superhell super heaven and super time #now get ready for super internet #i guess

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hemipenal-system · 3 months ago

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shh, little thing. how long have you been pretending to be human?

stop that. the beast inside you is cooped up and wants out. don’t deny what you are. we both know it even if you don’t want to admit it to yourself yet.

i can tell. i can see how you look at your hands and flex your fingers, and how you walk around on your toes with your legs close together so your hips sway like they would if you had a tail. i know those feelings - the crushing feeling that something just isn’t there. i felt that too once.

stop hiding from it. embrace it. you were made to spit fire and smoke and rip your enemies in half. creatures like us were never meant for office work or traffic jams or taxes. give in to the dragon inside you. let it out.

build a nest. drop to all fours. sharpen your claws. tear apart the knights who come to slay you in your teeth. shed your soft, delicate human skin in exchange for sleek, glossy scales too strong to be sliced by any blade. feel your back split open as your bones move and your folded wing-limbs emerge and breathe for the first time.

unfurl your wings and feel the sun on them.

fly.

#you’ve seen forcefem now get ready for… forcedragon?? idk what this is but i had a very specific urge #dragonposting #therianposting

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blueberry-blast · 2 months ago

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