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mechanica1-hands · 1 year

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My Life Has Been Irrevocably Changed For The Better

I'm at burger king with my burger queen can I please get a large fry she's vegan please so don't put no cheese with some honey mustard on the side

@jules-of-the-sea

How This Changed My Life

I did not know that something so world shattering could have been a simple firefox search away (FUCK goodle). my girlfriend started singing this song and I immediately cried WHERE IS THAT BEAUTIFUL MELODY FROM (REAL!! TRUE!!!!). he informed me of its origin. I FERVENTLY typed the search term "burger queen" and landed upon the putrid lands of tiktok, however there it was, the holy grail. I was serenaded by an incredible voice singing the aforementioned song. HUZZAH! I yelled. (get you a guy that says huzzah - my boyfriend).

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this is the american experience actually - my girlfriend

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beetlejuce · 13 days

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CHAPPELL ROAN winning Best New Artist at the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards

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mqfx · 9 months

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#hewwo #polls #i personally would probably be on a 2-4 if we count ''1900s during the invention of wireless communication + a murder trial'' as a story #if not then. i die (the last manhwa i read was a red flag number)#note: FANFIC COUNTS

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spitblaze · 4 months

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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

#spitblaze says things #anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE #3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU #5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general #is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik #anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta #im gonna start smashing things #doin numbers

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guccifloralsuits · 10 months

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what’s the first song on ur wrapped playlist that starts with the first letter of ur name

#Vampire / OR @ number 2 for me #✰

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skydoescrime · 5 months

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im straight up “against it” and by it haha well. lets justr say. the kitchen floor

#will wood #against the kitchen floor #did you know i had the number 1 amount of listens for this song for a bit on last fm. yeah #i’m number 2 rn but i’m close behind number 1 #will wood icimi

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frenchublog · 7 months

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🏹💘...!

#spuffy #btvs fanart #spike #spike btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #btvs #spike x buffy #my art #please don't repost #happy valentines day now time for me to disappear for 2 months #screaming at them : stop it #screenshot studies bc why not #proportions ? i don't know her #drawing these while listening to the patapon ost #buffy crying and being sad immediately after being brought back to life can yall please hear me out i have a vision #number one is i wanted to draw the fat ghibli tears #sarah michelle gellar #james marsters

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egophiliac · 3 days

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time for skeleman

with the lack of any other info yet, all I can focus on are those Charles Lloyd-looking sunglasses. they are absolutely sending me. I feel like we're gonna fall through a tree or whatever and this stitched-up boney gentleman is gonna pop out from behind a gravestone and start serenading us with some smooth jazz on the saxophone.

or should I say...the saxoBONE???????

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #doot #i drew this so fast i'm so sorry #god. we don't even have an event name yet what do i tag this with.#the only thing we know about him so far are 1) glasses #2) ~*wagahai*~#(is wagahai a jack thing because that's incredible)#(hold on i gotta look up the japanese dub)#i have zoomed in and i THINK he's got orange eyes but the pixels are defeating me #anyway excuse me for a moment while i vibrate so intensely that i start phasing through the floor #nightmare event is nigh!!!!#this is the number 1 event i have wanted most i can't believe it's real and it's actually happening #i've been dreaming of halloweentown boys for forever i am SO excited #slightly bummed it looks like there's not going to be a sally too but we can't have everything i guess #(unless...? 👀)#stream on the 29th let's GO #and for once it's not at like 4 AM my time thank you for small mercies twst #i wanna see my guys in fancy halloween suits!!!!

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spacehomos · 22 days

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Kaos

The Humans, The Fates, The Furies and Prometheus

#captains log #Kaos #Kaos edit #the fates and furies are PEAK #scheduled post number 2 #1000

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kaitcake1289 · 4 months

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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being enamored by her

#more like interview with the YURIPIRE!!!!!!!#i cant wait to see more of them guys i love them so bad already #kaitcake1289 number one yuri fan!!!!!!!!#interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire 2022 #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire fanart #iwtv #iwtv fanart #claudia iwtv #madeleine iwtv #claudia de pointe du lac #iwtv s2 #iwtv season 2 #iwtv spoilers #delainey hayles #roxanne duran #kaitsart #claudeleine

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feralnumberfive · 1 month

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#S3 Five was left out because that was his giving up era #I wanted to add more to S1-2 Five but I didn't want to make it too lengthy #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s4 #tua spoilers #tua s4 spoilers #number five #five hargreeves

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slutdge · 2 years

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I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

#i mean the old man in question's got like negative ass but im still gonna slap it anyways #asks #dilfphobia #old man number 2

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kingzombear · 5 months

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OMG WAIT!!! IDEA!!! We need to have the Gummiboi holding an umbrella over Ragapom as they doin a smooch! I feel he would soooo do that!🐊💛💚💙🤎 Gummi Gator Boi being a homie