#oatmeal friend

[warcats-cat]

*materializes into existence*

Hey, my wonderful moot :D

(if this is a duplicate, ignore it; wifi is picky, so idk if it sent already or nah)

I heard you felt lonely, so I got summoned cause I am your MOOT and I care goddamnit. All the affections for you (/p).

I saw ya like FNAF (specifically Sun & Moon's lines in Help Wanted 2), so: what was your fav lines from the Daycare Jesters? I call them that cause, ya know, the sillies.

Also: I don't remember well, but I think you also like Sanders Sides (correct me if I'm wrong). If ya do, have you seen the newest Asides? If so, I wanna hear about your fav parts. The funnies, the 'lore' (angst) parts, any sort of theories, or even just gushing about your fav pairings or characters.

Infodump about whatever!! I love hearing ya thoughts on things and such <3

Lastly: moths. I fuckin love moths. And tardigrades. And spiders and beetles and- okay, so I just really love bugs and insects.

✨moths✨

Anyway, have a good day and hope this helps the loneliness not be so lonely :D

Hewwo Oatmeal Friend! I love you too 💜💜

I have to say my favorite lines are the new lines for Sun's arts and crafts section because they're straight up hilarious. "I should turn the lights off myself" killed me. Someone please give this robot some Prozac and a teddy bear.

My interest in FNAF Sun/Moon is kinda the fault of Bamsara (who I won't tag because I'm not cool enough to interact with them) who has a fanfic called Solar Lunacy which is *chefs kiss* really fulfills my shameless need for x Reader content 💜 ((seriously if I could find familial TS Patton x Reader content I would print it out and hang it on my wall))

Yes the robojesters are very silly and I have to say I'm seeing the FNAF fandom leaning on the head canon that they may have not originally been child-care robots, but on-stage actors, and we're just given child-care programming later which makes me 👀 I love them being doting kiddo caretakers but also the idea of a dedicated thespian being throwing into a pile of wailing children and told to figure it out is absolutely hilarious to me.

Also yes!! I love me some Sanders Sides!! Love my boys. No one is surprised but Patton's bit with the tinier and tinier boxes absolutely was my favorite part. My parents did that when I was like ten and it started off with this GIANT box and I think there were at least six I had to go through before I found a plush of Snoopy and tickets to go to Camp Snoopy at Knott's Farm (forever salty that it was bought by Nickelodeon). I still have that plushy somewhere in my room 💜 and entire book of pressed pennies from Camp Snoopy.

Anyway I actually genuinely enjoyed the new Asides! I miss so much the original format of videos that were one-off and shorter, the conflict being self-contained and generally light hearted. And the interaction between Logan and Virgil was so adorable 💜

Tell me about moths 👀 I love moths and butterflies and BEES😍 (I'm lame, my favorites are the Lunar moth and the Rosey Maple moth. My fairy-sona's outfit is themed to a crossover of the two, though it was more lunar moth like when I first put it together. It's evolved a lot over the years.) Spiders and I have a love-hate relationship rn; the fuzzy ones make me want to cry (pos) and the spindly ones make me want to cry (neg). There's a colony of tiny spindly ladies living in my basement bathroom that I don't know how they got there and I don't know how they keep reproducing because there are no bugs down there.

I don't know what a tardigrade is .....

[suntails]

hijo de la luna

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

[merakiui]

Reading your tags on the courtroom post, and we have live reader reaction:

LOL there's Deuce who prepares for the debate with notes and talking points/arguments, and then there's Ace who is confident enough to think he can just succeed through improv. I like to imagine that, if it's for you, they will do anything and everything they can to save you. They were so determined to come to the player's aid during Scarabia book, so perhaps they prove to be worthy saviors. <3

[alpacacare-archive]

its DESTINY

[shadyufo]

and so the holiday baking begins! my dear old dad asked me to make banana bread for him to give to his friends at his church for christmas. so i made eight loaves today haha

[wolfylch]

Losing a case is never fun... but Belle's there to listen 💕

[babiejeeves]

oo boy I love drawing these kiddos and avoiding canon angst it’s my favoriteeee

also!! I’ve had a couple people curious whether is was okay to write fanfic/draw some stuff complimentary to this au, and first I want to say I’m so honored and thankful, and to please do so if you’re so inclined and feel inspired! (And PLEASE tag me in it, I’d love to see what you all come up with!!)

On that note, because I’m so thankful for everyone’s interactions, I’ve opened up my ask page! If there’s something you’d like to share, like personal hcs or thoughts for the kiddos, I’d love to hear from you all and use them for inspiration in future doodles! Thank you all again for your support, and enjoy this bonus doodle!

[curi0uscreature]

* Save me (characters that don’t technically have actual clear voices in theory)

[co27]

[ oc ] you know that we are living in a material world, and i am a material girl 🪙🏴‍☠️

finally after 30 years i finished this. day in the life of cobalt :) dont worry about that red thing in his pocket he did not steal that jewel i dont know what youre talking about

[katriniac]

Silvio hates your wedding customs.

... not all the customs. Just one:

The DOLLAR DANCE

Picture it:

Silvio and Emma emerge from the wedding ceremony and go straight to the reception. It's all taking place in Rhodolite, because she told asked him.

That means Rhodolite customs are taking place.

When the emcee announces the "dollar dance", Silvio is at the open bar getting his drink refilled, so he doesn't take much notice.

Until men begin lining up to dance with the bride. His bride.

Silvio stares in disgust as the first man has the gall to slip paper money into her sleeve at the wrist. They begin to waltz.

"What. The. Fu--?? Hold my drink. Nah, on second thought --" He slams the liquor back, crassly wipes his lips, and stalks towards the dance floor.

Now the next man in line is putting a rolled-up bill under Emma's hem at the top of her shoulder.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

A few tumbled chairs, many foreign swear words, and one broken wrist later, Emma is explaining at the top-of-lungs what this wedding custom is all about.

Silvio matches her volume and stubbornness in refuting the fact that the custom is "stupid" and that she should know "no one gets to throw money at you except me".

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Amid the quietly stunned guests , Clavis gleefully puts a wad of cash in Nokto's palm.

Luke: " Why're you so happy to be forking over cash? Didn't you just loose the bet that Silvio would go ballistic over the dollar dance?"

Clavis: "Ah, yes, yes. I took that bet gladly, and raised the ante so high that Nokto couldn't refuse. I knew if this much money was on the line, he'd make certain the dollar dance would be at the reception."

Nokto: "A pleasure doing business with you."

Luke: *confused baby bear*

Clavis: *shrugs, guffaws* A nice, normal wedding dance is boring. Boring, boring, boring. The bribe -- er, I mean friendly wager -- was a way to ensure the occasion would hold some excitement!

[gxlden-angels]

Love when fundamentalist christians call other fundamentalist christians a cult like I can accept telling children they'll go to hell if they don't hug the parent that spanked them and smile, but I draw the line at suggesting barcodes contain the mark of the beast

[leafeonb]

it's so hotttt

[thatcreepydoll]

lotf as things me and my friends have said part one (mostly groups)

✨rules✨

•if it has a 🤺 next to it, i said it

•if it has a ✨ next to it, razzle dazzle said it

•if it has a 🍎 next to it, apple vendor said it

•if it has a 😼 next to it, senpai oatmeal said it

•if it has a 💞 next to it, pinkalicious said it

•if it has a ⭐️ next to it, it’s a special feature person

~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~

🍎sam: I KINDA JUST SPAWNED HERE. ✨eric: THIS ISNT FORTNITE SAM!

🍎piggy: i will support you, but shut the f🚫ck up

😼maurice: IS RALPH A FURRY?! 🤺simon: *to jack* maurice just called your husband a furry 

💞jack: I WANNA BE A LESBIAN! 🤺piggy: BUT YOUR GAY??

🍎jack: that happened to me at the conch meeting today 🤺ralph: YOU GOT ROBBED OF CRACK?! 🍎jack: yea. i hate it when that happens 🤺ralph: WHAT?!

🤺roger: BYE I FORGOT THAT PIGGY IS AN ORPHAN

⭐️simon: ralph and jack act like a married couple

🤺maurice: *the first time seeing piggy* oh he’s so parched- OH HE’S ROUND

⭐️piggy: i can fix that problem!! ⭐️roger: yeah, by tossing it into the trash or the local fire.

🍎piggy: JACK IS A WALKING RED FLAG HE WEARS WARPAINT. 🤺ralph: yes and it enhanced his gorgeousness

🤺ralph: yes, gold star. ✨simon: that’s my second gold star!!!

✨eric: gordon ramsey vocal range

😼simon: THERES NO SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY

✨maurice: why did bro hit the griddy before dying??

[camping-with-monsters]

HI DO Y’ALL WANT TO SEE MY GIMMIGHOUL AND GHOLDENGO OCS???

Oatmeal and Periwinkle come in a package; they cannot be sold separately. Ever since they were both the tiniest of Gimmighouls, they had only each other’s hands to hold through the hardships of the tiny life. Periwinkle was the one who originally sought out the thousand coins to achieve evolution so he could better protect and care for his “Oats”. Though, as you can probably tell, it seems that something happened in between that… must’ve been a change of plans.

closer to accurate size comparison under cut

[bo-bo-bean]

Tea party with my new tea set I got for my birthday!