#obey me shitposting

[winter-sol]

literally my reactions at today's Karasu lmao 😂

[jackalopesao3]

[phasmophobia-territory]

Okay Followers, Heads Up

I'm gonna be spamming y'all with like 4+ posts in the next hour. It was supposed to be a long one, but it was way too long so I had to split it in four.

Unfortunately It's not the Yandere Lucifer Post (that's still coming April 13th), and it's not Asmo or Belphie weekly appreciation day.

Speaking of weekly Asmo and Belphie appreciation, I don't think I can do them this week guys. I'm so sorry, I'm disappointed too! Editing this junk I'm about to post had me busy af

Have some memes i found on pinterest I hope can make up for that, dears:

Oh, and @acaribeau, I'm still gonna do the repost of my thoughts on your Levi post! Just hold tight!

[shootingstarrfish]

nothing happened but he deliberately says it like this to piss his brothers off

[boozye]

:3 *approaching violently*

[anintrovertedechoe]

Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

[devildomangel]

MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

[whatever-fanfics]

Headcanon that the demons and angels don't have that instinct when somethings wrong.

MC *feels the hairs on their arms stand up*: Somethings wrong

Solomon *feels a pit in his stomach*: I agree

Demons and Angels: What the fuck

*Something goes wrong*

The Demons and Angels: What the F U C K 🤯😱🤯

[cosmicstarlatte]

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

[authormars]

MC: How do angels reproduce?

Simeon: Well, it's a very complicated process and the Father-

Lucifer: Mitosis

MC:

Simeon:

Lucifer, pointing to Satan: Mitosis

[hopeluna]

Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

[jackalopesao3]

Y’all, we’ve already seen Michael! He’s a giant letter M! Solmare gave us a face reveal a few seasons back.

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

[shootingstarrfish]

solomon should get to blow things up and we should be able to support him fully, make it happen solmare

[boozye]

Questions from a guy who chugs mayo.

[anintrovertedechoe]

the brothers: mc let me carry ur bag for u ! ur human it might break ur back and then u’ll die :((

solomon: my back hurts !!

the brothers (and barbatos): lmao kys