#of COURSE he’s a d20

[acepalindrome]

Not surprised that Robbie got Matt in on Date Everything (Marisha, Laura and Ashley have already been confirmed,) but I’m delighted they picked the perfect thing for him to voice.

[vivitalks]

brennan, with a thousand yard stare: I Am Having A Good Fun Time

[finn-from-adventure-time]

Headcanon that Riz has to trick his friends into drinking water whenever they get too drunk. Like Kristen, fig, and Fabian are crawling around on the floor, unable to even walk, and Riz just goes “who wants another shot???” And gives them all shot glasses full of straight up water. Sometimes they’re so inebriated that they don’t even notice it, but other times one of them just yells “TRAITOR” when they realize Riz is trying to sober them up.

[brennan-lee-mother]

You ever think about how the Rat Grinders represent what the Bad Kids could have turned out to be if they hadn’t found each other freshman year?

Fig, the depressed rocker, all performance

Riz, the highstrung control freak who never found Penny

Fabian, the asshole jock who looks down on dancers

Gorgug, the uncommunicative loner

Kristen, the chosen

Adaine, the unwilling participant in her rich evil family’s plots

Because I do, and now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go scream into my pillow

[vultures-yay-or-nay]

Gorgug can have two weird undefined situationships as a treat

[danerom]

it was so nice for bill seacaster to have quality family time with his sons fabian and gorgug !

[fearbehere]

the thing about mentopolis that compels me so much is that brennan is CLEARLY a huge hank green fan and hank is CLEARLY a huge brennan lee mulligan fan. and it makes for the most interesting dm-pc dynamic

[gods-favorite-autistic]

If the bad kids played Minecraft

Gorgug: redstone builder my guy loves making rollercoasters and security systems and anything redstone for the others, loves the enchantment table and fights monsters purely for xp, has a little farm of rainbow sheep and flowers, his workshop looks like a flower (Fabian may or may not have made it he just came to the joint world and found it there one day)

Fabian: achievement maniac he must prove that he is the best at the game, loves all the fortresses and like the raids and all of that, fights any monster he sees and brings the spoils back to Adaine for her building, hoards all the gold and diamonds he finds and refuses to share, once killed a piglin on accident and had to give all of his gold to Fig, main person who finds and downloads mods for everyone (he has the nicest computer after all), has a list of which person got one mod after everyone started fighting about who requested a shaders mod that just makes everything look really pretty but also insanely slows everyone’s fps (it was Gorgug he liked how it looked)

Fig: trying to make and collect everything she physically can and if she can’t she will find a way, has about a million mods installed because why not (her personal world is like 4 fps), “rules the nether” (Adaine turned a fortress into a castle for her and she only trades with piglins), has at least one cd playing at any time and tries to start a campaign for one of her songs to become an official cd (it almost works)

Riz: automates everything and anything he can, just does insane experiments for funsies, has a gang of iron golems and a village that he rules with an iron fist (is very offended that fig refuses to trade with his villagers, has waged war on the nether multiple times but Fabian (his “knight”) and Gorgug (Figs “knight”) refuse to fight each other), Kristen is banned because she keeps trying to start a rebellion

Adaine: the builderrr girlie likes her games on peaceful and her structures luxurious, she made a castle for all of her friends in her joint world (even if Fig and Riz usually sleep in their kingdoms), does not know how to fight in the slightest so she just enlists Fabian and Gorgug (Riz makes her pay to enlist Fabian in tnt no Adaine he is not making another nuke what are you talking about), genuinely a good archer but freaks out anytime she sees a monster and becomes instantly useless so she mainly uses it for hunting purposes

Kristen: loves mining, also has a million pets like if she can find a way to make it a pet she will (she once tamed a polar bear nobody knows how), her room in Adaine’s castle is in the basement with little mining carts that Gorgug made her that go throughout basically their whole world, runs as fast as she can away from any Warden chamber (she cannot fight), has an army of snowmen in a cage, technically has a fee for being the blacksmith of the group but forgets every time, has a White House built somewhere in the world after the school election

Bonus!

Ayda: Crafts books so she can write in them, lives in Figs castle in another room than Fig (for the drama, according to Fig)(“the fans will love it!” “My love who are you talking about nobody is watching us” “excuse you my tumble audience is very much enjoying our live-blogged tragic love” “my paramour we are literal blocks”), rotates between living there and living in the tallest tower in Adaine’s castle, is fascinated by Gorgugs inventions

Ragh: Fighter, insists on only using his bare fists, drinks any potion he finds, is the only person willing to go on raids with Fabian and Gorgug, figured out a way to play bloodrush in game, loves elytra’s, lives in a dirt hut that is big enough for him to stand in next to a bed and nothing else, Adaine built him a room (that looks like a gym) in her castle but he prefers dirt hut

Aelwyn: Only on there for the cats, steals Kristen’s cats any chance she gets, surprisingly really good at fighting but refuses to fight unless absolutely necessary, has one mod on for herself and it’s the shapeshifting mod (no clue if that’s a mod or part of a game mode) so she can prank Adaine anytime she wants, loves making tnt even if she doesn’t use it (“the goblin uses it in funny ways” “Aelwyn he is exploding a village” “like I said funny”), fucking hates goats and polar bears for no reason

[darth-does-stuff]

ok everybody saying dan fucks is conrad’s dad you do you but for ME personally the fix will always be conrad’s dad because dan gives cool uncle vibes 1000000% percent more than the fix ever will. but we will both live our truth and we will both be happy 🤝

[lunarifie]

Keeping in mind that Rogue’s stereotypically have a criminal background, (and while its super funny that Riz is instead a private investigator who has a cop for a mom)

I started thinking about a bunch what if’s. Where, what if Riz was tired of being unable to solve the missing girl’s cases, tired of not being able to do anything because he wasn’t licensed. What if he went down a more vigilante route, with one unfortunate thing leading to another and he ends up wracking a few miscellaneous crimes on his vigilante name.

What if it gets worse? And he starts committing felonies, homicides.

What if he encounters his mom one night? What if Sklonda, with no knowledge of who this ‘criminal’ was, points a gun at her son?

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

"Attacking someone I love around me gets you dead. That's it." This sums Evan up as a character so well

[the-big-nope]

Not technically CR but related, but anyone that was ragging on D20’s The Ravening War while it was airing is a big ol’ dork. This campaign is so fun, all the players did a fantastic job, and Matt did some pretty impressive work with the limited run of episodes.

[vivitalks]

in an academics session with a student at school today who is learning about shapes, and the teacher held up a ball and asked "is the ball a square?" and i was resisting the urge to be like well according to my friend fabian aramais seacaster,

[fantasmadelaciudad]

genuinely this is so stupid but i am so fucking anxious about that fucking hollywood bowl d20 show. they're going to kill my boy in front of hundreds of people.

[brennan-lee-mother]

you better believe I’m already cooking up some gay Maxwell character study fic

[natjennie]

once you die the only choice being coming back full of rage or not coming back at all..... like.... maybe jace WAS a genuinely good dude, he chaperoned the rat grinders to the mountains of chaos because they weren't strong enough. and then when faced with the choice between dying himself, leaving them there all half-dead where no one might find them vs coming back wrong but being able to get them back to safety. like maybe he just knew it was his only way to protect them. maybe maybe maybe.