#of the assignment document…

[moreaujeans]

fucka uou lab reports

[pigeonphd]

>first day of a class that the professor stresses is very difficult

>ask if it’s challenging material or taught poorly

>professor doesn’t understand

>pull out a diagram showing what is challenging material and what is taught poorly

>professor laughs and says “it’s a good class, sir”

>look inside

>taught poorly

[theythemmer]

dont unmute if u dont want ch 4 music spoilers !

i present to you: Guardian of the Waking World

i know im likely not the first to have done this but i AM probably the first to have badly drawn over the original album art. Probably . also have never made any kind of mashup before i apologise if this sounds unbearably ass

[the-gayest-show]

im takng this studio production class where one of the assignments was to fully develop a studio show (picture like quiz shows, news shows, etc. live television content) for production. wanna know what my dumbass submitted as a literal last resort because i had no original ideas?

a literal rehash of May I Have A Word. different name. different words (because girl ain't no one in my grade getting tripped up over the word perspire) and the works. no one ever knew. i probably commited plagiarism over the most niche game show that comes inbetween wordgirl episodes. hell. where i live (before i started pirating WG) i'd never seen May I Have A Word segments in my life.

no one suspected. no one said a thing. because who the fuck is gonna refer back to the word show segment that lasts one minute each? as far as they were concerned, it was an original idea, albeit odd in nature.

the production went smoothly ish, if yall were wondering. i didn't know when we'd start producing my show and came so unprepared that i was nervous the whole way down. i had to make cue cards out of the back of one of our rundowns. i was pacing back and forth. we had a bunch of trip ups. the graphics i had planned out wouldn't export to the (very old and odd) software that we use for graphics. so like. totall zoinked out, but it worked somehow! it was my first time manning a show and also playing as the host. so like 8/10 for effort.

yeah so that's how May I Have A Word saved me in a class. the entire damn show. i had to alter a few things though:

3 rounds bc the show is like 7 minutes long

im too unprepared to make videos for every fucking definition (look guys i finished the entire assignment in one day after procrastinating. bare w/ me) so i skiped that and replaced it with example sentences.

doing retakes is weird in these shows bc you kinda already know the answer....

obviously as mentioned before i had to look up harder words for the challenge to be hard. so yeah learnt new words too

2 contestants instead of 3 for reasons relating to classroom resources

the prize was a tim hortons giftcard because thats all i had in my pocket (literally) and i was once again unprepped for the shooting day

so uh yeah thanks autism, turns out liking the word show was good for smth

[shadelorde]

also can we stop doing the whole "400 words of an essay is NOTHING i'm a fanfic writer and i write 400 words every day" let's not fucking pretend that writing 400 words of a story you like and are personally invested in for fun is the same effort level or even skill set as writing an academic essay that's required to follow certain formatting procedures and wording. okay.

[ros-sauce]

People are using chatgpt to answer the discussion questions in business communications you people cannot do anything

[gorjee-art]

Having a crisis over what a nerd I am when I’m slowly starting to realize that I kinda like doing office work………

[ariadne-mouse]

Sometimes marking up an insufficient work document feels annoying and tedious, and sometimes it feels like fileting a fish with a satisfyingly sharp knife. Or perhaps killing prey with your bare teeth

[lannisterdaddyissues]

god why am i so fucking stupid. having adhd is truly a curse and i hate bearing it

[jerry-the-leech]

im fuckn trying ok???

[baeshijima]

born to teehee twirls hair fall onto bed kicks feet covers face in hands think about and write silly scenarios for fictional men, forced to lock the fuck in with assignments.

[sysig]

Coding woes (Patreon)

[reddamselette]

was thinking about the ice skater x hockey player idea i posted like literally an hour ago or something and i think my obsession with writing about nathaniel wesninski specifically needs to be studied or something.

its like second nature atp. new idea? BAM i'll find some way to make it nathaniel unless otherwise.

anyway as of rn: perfect court as our ice skaters

[alaskan-wallflower]

the worst summer reading assignment i ever got was when my sophomore english teacher made us read crime and punishment and analyze it, so im saying ponyboy had to do that too but that bastard would probably like that book

[saltdrinker]

Soooo now that all the EPIC sagas are released, I’m gonna dump this costume rendering of Penelope I did for a university assignment. Hope yall like it epic fandom 🫶

[kaziaxd]

For Arria: how would she react to seeing grey hair on her head for the first time? How early do you think that could happen?

thank you for the ask <3

ok, first the regular post canon answer: I think maybe in her late thirties or early fourties, so about 8-12 years post game. She's already put her body through a lot of stress throughout her lifetime and the events of the game really haven't helped at all. How she reacts? I think it's stages - at first it's disbelief and denial, then horror, before finally settling into a satisfaction that she's managed to live long enough to get them.

now for the diabolical au that I cannot stop thinking of (inspired by your worldstate, so thank you for that!): in this au, Arria is part of the bellavrookanis polycule, where Davrin died at Tearstone Island, Bellara got blighted and became a Warden, Lucanis became First Talon, and Arria got blighted because of the events of the finale (there's blight and darkspawn and what have you flying everywhere and you're telling me that Rook doesn't get blighted???), but doesn't notice until it's almost too late. becomes a Warden, but succumbs to the blight within like two years of the end of the game.

anyway, in THAT au, Arria's hair turning grey is a herald of the end times but also a worry that is rapidly outgrown by her ailing physical health in like all other matters so she doesn't think about it much