#oh for fuck's sake

[13eyond13]

@deathweak YES that sums it up 😭

[ramblebrambleamble]

Let us eat cake!

[aondaneedles]

[birdsthatsingaftermidnight]

And so it goes, yaddi yadda.

Sir Gavin Williamson sent expletive laden texts to Wendy Morton when he wasn't invited to the Queen's funeral.

Sure.

Rishi Sunak says he knew about the texts (having earlier claiming he didn't) when he appointed Gavin as Minister for the Cabinet Office, but hasnt read them.

Because being told your new appointee sent someone a conspiracy theory laden tirade full of swearing is very different to actually reading them?

I assume he thought it didn't matter, which is why he neither read them nor let them stand in the way of appointing someone who does that to a governmental position.

[glorybax]

Weather forecast: No rain until 7pm today :)

11:05am: *it's raining*

Weather forecast: Nope no rain until 7pm!

Me: MY WASHING YOU SHITLARK

[maniwakpa]

I have been cleared to get my driver's license by my neurologist.

I am crying, ugly crying. Ever since I was 16 when I was told my seizures make me ineligible indefinitely to drive, I have felt so helpless...like yay I get to spend my life depending on others!!!?

It's a gift of the magi type moment, now that I can learn to drive, I can't afford a car 😮‍💨

[nova-rpv]

a redraw of the first drawing i posted here to celebrate the fact that ive been in tumblr for more than a whole year posting my shit and havent deleted my blog in panic yippee \:D/ (mushy rant in tags)

[thepuppeteer-andthetrashmob]

Discord's New Usernames are now Pay to Win

[akalikai]

I know everyone says Needles is the Michael of TMAGP but I'm gonna be totally honest, I think Needles is MUCH more like Nikola than Michael.

Someone should draw Michael being cool and mysterious and then there's his weird cousins Nikola and Needles just being. themselves in the background

Additional note: i do actually have a fear of needles which probably makes this post all the funnier

[capisback]

does photoshop for thirty minutes: I am at my wit’s end

[cubbihue]

the plot on earth: happening. everyone crowing around the lore: okay but tell us more about pixie office shenanigans please

Once, a new Pixie intern accidentally ordered Blue-White paper with 97 Brightness instead of Cream-White paper with 98 Brightness. It sent the entire Pixies Corporation into an uproar, and they tried to take over Fairyworld as a result. Y'know. To ban Blue-White paper from existence.

It took weeks for Jorgen to resolve it all and bring the Pixies back in line. After that event, interns had to take a 2-course seminar on the differences of printer paper quality before being tasked to order more printer paper.

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[thepineapplegal86]

This scene was EVERYTHING

Also shout out @potato-lord-but-not you inspired me to actually use my sketchbooks lmao

[hiemaldesirae]

shitposting before i start scheming. truly the biggest tragedy of radiostatics divorce was that we never got to see these 6 interact in any capacity

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 117

Bruce does not enjoy magic. In fact he’s absolutely horrible at it, to the point it’s better that he avoids it in general. Getting thrown into some sort of summoning circle bullshit was not helping him feel any better about it either. 

At least he isn’t dead… probably. He might be surrounded by green and there might be a massive entity sitting on a throne, but he isn’t dead yet. Even if the cult had been rambling about sacrificing ‘the dark knight to the dark king’. 

… His kids are definitely going to kill him, but there are small children peeking out at him from within the being’s cape. Who seem happy enough, while the… king looks exhausted in a familiar way. Well. Maybe it’s his own parental exhaustion talking, but they can’t be too bad if their kids are happy to be there. 

[moon-song-and-star]

Insane that this doesn't end with a love confession. "I was an awful person. But then a Man showed up and stood fast against me. I lost, considered Him my enemy. Then He saved my ass and believed in me. I faked my death because I thought I was awful but then I remembered that He never gave up on his belief. He believed the truth was most important. And I TRUSTED Him. So i came back. And that person was You, Phoenix Wright. Additionally this is all platonic and heterosexual and we won't go into this at all."

[seilon]

i think the fact that edwin is like. mildly misogynistic in a period-appropriate way is a really really funny character flaw