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lesbianralzarek · 8 months

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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

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hinamie · 26 days

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idk about yall but life is good again

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk art #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #jjk leaks #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #HES SMILINIG MINUNGGJSGJVSFVSFJH #MY DARLING BOY MY SON WHOM I BIRTHED I LOVE YOU #fushiguro megumi the way i would kill/cry/die fr u ur smile cures depression waters crops etc etc #your zuko costumes pretty good but the scars on the wrong side...................#cant believe i lost the scar side coin flip smh leave it to me who does not know her lefts from her rights 2 predict the Wrong Side #sue me fr thinking yuuji lost an eye fr good n wanting them 2 have complementary injuries smh >:/#its ok im over it im over it im just so happy we got scarred!megu im so happy we got smiling!megu im so happy we got ALIVE MEGU #oh my god ive been up all night hand hurt hand ouch but its fr him its worth it i can keep going i can go all day if i need to #god its a good day 2 b a megumi stan

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caeliflammae · 21 days

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anne rice said "erotica", the fans said "oh hm this is horror and abuse! let's turn this into a deeply upsetting character study about how abuse can create cruel people who perpetuate cycles."

iwtv (2022) writers said "this is a literal fucking saw trap" the fans said "but what if they were in love <3"

#iwtv #amc iwtv #the vampire chronicles #devils minion #daniel molloy #armand #just finished “the spiral is unspooling” and oh god !#don't want to read the vampire armand #but it's also available through my local public library so im gonna read it and then go oh god!#marius. when i catch you marius. MARIUS WHEN I CATCH YOU MARIUS #sorry idc if you're a 2000 year old vampire who constantly feeds on the blood of akasha #im tearing you limb from limb #im ripping your throat out #im actually burning you alive #the things im doing to marius are horrifying in a deeply unsexy way.#there is nothing sexy about the war crimes i am about to inflict on this freak (derogatory)

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jaylaxies · 5 months

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i need him in ways that are concerning to humanity i fear

#insane #in fucking sane #oh god i’m losing my mind #hes the finest fucking man alive no shit #i need him to breed me #HOW DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD #LIKE #FUCK YOU JAY IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU

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heartorbit · 10 months

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a fool and a sinner

#heyy WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT[TRAIN PASSES OVERHEAD] I SAID WATCH REVUE ST [FOGHORN] [SIRENS]#revue starlight #revstar #hikari kagura #kagura hikari #shoujo kageki revue starlight #Girl you're so damn dramatic get your ass up and continue the cycle #STFU AND START ONCE AGAIN BUILDING THE TOWER THAT WILL INEVITABLY FALL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#i'm back in my bimonthly revsta haze. Oh my god starry session revival was SOOOOOOOOOO.#i missed seeing kukugumi performing together. And oh my god mayanana sirius. OH MY GODDDDDDD #PRIDE AND ARROGANCE WAS ONLY SUPPODE FTO BE KAORUKO AND THEY WERE LIKE THATS CRAZY CAN WE MAKE TOXIC YURI OUT OF THIS? IKUTERU GET UP THERE #i screamed. all i can say #semester AMOST OVER assignments MANAGEABLE status: ALIVE #pretend i didnt post a drawing of myself coughing uo blood on twitter 24 hours ago. teehee #i need to rewatch gekijouban. Will be a little treatfor me after my last assignment gets handed in #Also theres this rpgmaker game ive been following that finally came out this year and inknow it will give me brain worms im so excited to #play it. ALSO I HAVE AN EMU TO POST I DID AN AGGIE WITH MY CLASSMATE but i gotta clean her up. maybe tonight after homework. amen #its her n cinnamorolllll so cutessss SOOOO CUTES

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alowkeyclown · 6 months

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sure i'll go with u to the haunted ruins wreathed in half memories from your traumatic childhood PLATONICALLY COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY PLATONICALLY OF COURSE IM SO CASUAL ALL OF THE TIME DON'T EVEN WORRY

#theres no tension here dont even worry yourself #thats just the poor oxygen flow in the deathtrap ive just followed you into #because im so cool and casual as previously mentioned #oh my god alice please #step away from the horrors #really manifesting jonny keeping her alive so he can say his shitty lil tumblr humour through her (/pos)#tmagp vague #the magnus protocol #tmagp #alice dyer #tmagp spoilers #feel like im being overly cautious with that tag but maybe not ?#better safe than sorry and that #shes so gay #ik sams a bloke but like thats the most lesbian behaviour ive ever witnessed

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pocketramblr · 4 months

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fun as all the various other quirks-in-ofa manifest first are, i am now musing on a "the first power to manifest is the vestiges" au where Izuku, still functionally quirkless, is in the middle of the entrance exam when he uhhh summons seven and half ghosts who were not prior to this fully aware and/or paying attention.

#Izuku: i need to help that girl-#En: OH MY GOD IM ALIVE???#Nana: is this UA? what on earth are they thinking-#Kudo: robot apocalypse....?#Shinomori: MOVE MOVE MOVE NOT THAT DIRECTION #Banjo: USE YOUR QUIRK #Izuku: I DONT HAVE ONE AND WHO ARE YOU #Bruce: oh god wait no its us. we're the quirk. kudo was actually riGHT ABOUT THIS STUPID-#Yoichi: (already pushing Izuku towards Uraraka pointing out the best piece of rubble to brace against or use to help)#hm. could be a fun mix. you get the vestiges and izuku having to quirkless hero run #all might believes him when he describes nana but no one has any clue whats going on #and only izuku can see the vestiges #soooooo good luck man

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pup-pee · 29 days

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he is the dirt under my fingernails

#just a bunch of kons ive drawn over a time period #when im upset i draw him woopeee #snyways look @ my hcs boy #i hold unhealthy ass kon rlly close 2 my heart u dont understand ots so stupid #CAN U TELL WHEN U DRAW YOUNGER KON?? I RLLY HOPE SO PLS TELL ME U DO #kfjfoksnsnnngngngn hhhhhhhhhhhh #ive paniking all night staring @ the figure outside my window #now its afternoon & I CANT SLEEEEPPP tehehe #y doesnt melotinon melon mel something WORKKK #call back 2 the time i took a whole bottle of those tablets & stayed up 2 dayd that was weird #im rambling in my tags again mooommmm #yk what would b a good idea? taking my meds #imma do that yeah #kon el #kontent #U GET A TAG #konmen pls accept me as a konartist pls oh god #pls dont eat me alive #puppee art #oh hint of kart in there ofc bc im insane #i ordered stuff 4 etsy((i think idk if i did it correct)) & im working on buttons((FINALLY AGAIN))#me? doing work outside of work? insnae. its mot work im just drawing kon & bart send help #i need 2 shut up im so tired wikihow how 2 sleep

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sabo-torao · 19 days

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THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY PIECE IS REAL!!!!!!

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3416 · 6 months

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this is absolutely batshit... but am34 has his favorite :') I LOVE IT HERE

#toronto maple leafs #mitch marner #auston matthews #1634 #about 1634 #this is literally the most insane thing i have ever read with my eyes #theres been convos in the past.................. oh my god #ohhh my god #BROTHER I AM NOT ALIVE OR OKAYYY WHAT DO U EMANN #THANK U LOU FOR SHOWING ME #IM HEALED I CAN SUDDENLY WAIT FOR MITCHS RETURN KNOWING THIS #FUCK #fave #hockeymedia

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just-null · 11 months

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How do we feel about Beach wear Noritoshi....

Everyone thinks he'd go covered head to toe wearing those wet suits divers use, but no. Noritoshi isn't the type to want to attract attention to himself when it's not needed, so he'd try to blend in. Emphasis on try.

He's the guy wearing a covering or some shit. I think you'd have to fight him to wear a translucent one. (if you splash him with water, you'll acheive the same effect thoughahahaha) even though it's a beach, he's trying to find an appropriate way to cover up, hes just like that. yes to sunscreen ofc. I can see him in a sun hat, but it's not his.. maybe he took it from one of the girls

HIS HAIR WOULD BE UP BC ITD BE TOO HOT AND THE SUN HAT WOULD HELP HIM FROM GETTING OVERHEATED H.H....H IS FACE WOULD BE FLUSHED BC OF THE HEAT AND. AND. AND.. he's like the beach babe on the shore, soaking up the sun and reading a book or smth. if you splash him with water, i can see him trying to get you back. then boom bam, hes in the water with everyone else.

OH FUCK that's even IF he goes to the beach. it's like seeing God in the flesh, idk man I'd go blind........... hed probably come along when he realizes theres hot people at the beach. he cant have you looking at people in that state, hold on hes going. give him five minutes..!

EXTRA

[untied covering version under the cut. like his booefjehsaf are out aha.]

ahahahahahahahahaa *froths at the mouth*

mf dont even begin to look at me like that

#kamo noritoshi #noritoshi kamo #noritoshi #kamo noritoshi x reader #noritoshi kamo x reader #noritoshi x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #FAM IMA BE SO FR W YOU. ITS SO COLD WHERE I AM RN #AS OF POSTING THIS #BUT ITS FUCKING SUMMER SOMEWHERE OUT THERE SO LETS FUCKING GO #IM TELLING YOU WHEN I FUCKING SAW THIS ASK I FROZE #HOW ARE WE FEELING?????#FAM WE'RE FEELING FUCKING DEAD AND RESUSCITATED #GOD I FEEL LIKE YOU ANSWERED MY PRAYERS OR SOME SHIT BC I WANTED TO TAKE THIS MANS SHIRT OFF SO BAD BUT NEVER HAD A PROPER EXCUSE #OFFICER. GOD. TUMBLR STAFF.... THIS IS PURELY FOR THE SAKE OF ANDSWERING MY BELOVED CULT MEMBER'S QUESTION #I SWEAR THERE IS NO OTHER UNDERLYING REASON #OFFICER PLEASE #nah its embarrassing how hyped i got for this ask #you got me wide awake at 8 am bc of beach wear......#I WANTED TO SHOW HIS WAIST BUT THE FUCKING STUPID COVERING BLOCKED IT ALL.#WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME @ MYSELF?!??????#DOES THIS COUNT AS SUGGESTIVE????#NO. ITS JUST HIS CHEST. DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT 👊💥💥👊💥👊💥💥#HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE NORITOSHI THAT TEASES YOU BACK...... IM SUCH A FOOL. GOD STRIKE ME DOWN RN......#DUDE I DABBLED IN IT A BIT HERE BUT OH MY FUCK.... IT NEEDS AN ENTIRE POST OH FUCK #tysm anon I'll love you till my heart rots #you dont understand my devastation half way through when he kinda looked like beach geto. pinterest if you ever get your filthy paws on thi #and call him geto. istg ill gut you alive #null rot

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luck-of-the-drawings · 1 year

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FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT. AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT. THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS, BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS. A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH, A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.