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twosomeofcuteness · 3 months

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DW Season Finale Thoughts! (Spoilers below the cut)

Sorry, Mrs. Flood is dead???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? She was teased the entire season and now she's just dead? WTF

Kate noooooo I miss you come back

Hey wait a second, where's rose?

Please don't nickname the god of death

What's this weirdo ship. Oh. Thx doc. Aw Mel hugging the tie

"We're on fire" gives me the same vibe as "I'm in danger" and I can't explain why

Great work gang.

Now wait a second cause I thought everyone was supposed to be dead except Ruby (based on the episode description)

goddamn it's 73 yards again

Okay this sutekh stuff is fun and all but can we get to the part where River Song is Ruby's mom and also please can River Song be Ruby's mom and also not dead and please can River come back I miss her

Welp. Everyone's dead ig 'cept these three.

Hey wait if everyone everywhere you landed is dying wouldn't that kill the Vashta Nerada on the library planet? Cause that'd be pretty cool actually

Aw nice the motherfuckers (daleks) are dead. A win.

Hey wait a second, why haven't we seen the daleks this season I kinda miss the mfs

oml doctor stop with the pity party it's gonna be okay

okay actually nvm gimme more of the feral screaming cause that's real as hell

Okay but also where is the fun in everything and everyone being dead? What are you gonna do with the rest of your life now Sutekh???? HUH?? Did you think of that???

Okay okay so Ruby is greater than the doctor that's interesting to know... Maybe cause her mom is River Song child of the TARDIS????? (Guys I really want River to come back, I can't help it)

doc if everyone is dead how are you talking to someone? I am confusion

Oh she dead now.

Ruby answer the time window sweetie

oh damn even the god of death wanna know who Ruby's mom is

NO don't tell her she's human please I need her to be River's kid.

NO MEL SWEETIE BABY NOOOOO

"Love a whistle" is holding hands with "love a tomb" gimme my wife back please

hey guys maybe pay attention cause Mel's not okay rn

no. leave Mel on the tardis please

this is the doctor who show. they can't kill doctor who. not permanently

nope nope, turn that screen around doc don't let me see

yessss send her to keep watch good job

poor mel. Sutekh don't hurt my babyyyy

Mel sweetie you're so strong you can fight him please sweetie

no MELLLLLLLLLLLLL BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

don't give him the name Rubes okay you can do it

literally an empty empire sounds so boring like wtf

Doc keep your mouth shut cause baby you ain't helping

RUBY NO

is ruby ruby's mom?

shut up scooby doo

YESSS RUBY

YES TARDIS BABY ILY WELCOME BACK HONEY I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD SUTEKH ON YOU FOR SO LONG WITHOUT CONSENT

MEL BABY WELCOME BACK

OMG ROSE DEAREST YOU'RE OKAY

hey it's that guy who died behind the tardis last episode. he's okay now

alright so mrs flood who tf are you?

yes welcome back the ood!!!!!

welome back random woman and her child glad you're okay

yo is doc gonna kill sutekh???

ah lit death is dead... Can River come back now??????

doctor sweetie it's gonna be okay

oh neat Susan Triad you doing great proud of you. lmaooo not with the tea then

hey wait a damn minute give ruby the credit she deserves for saving the world

NOOOOOOOO WHY ISN'T IT RIVER *SOBBINGS*

I'm sure louise is great but I wish she was River.

Nah that signpost thing was silly

lmao mel just pats his arm and walks away that's hilarious

Doc you idiot you can't take the girl to her mom and then expect her not to go in and see her mom

stop my adopted ass can't take this and neither can the doctor's cause he is not doing well.

imagine if that wasn't her though cause that'd be real funny

awkward for that store employee too

oh thank fuck I thought he was gonna abandon her

NO NO NO WAIT RUBY'S COMING BACK NEXT SEASON RIGHT?!?!?! CAUSE I LOVE HER AND I DON'T WANNA LOSE HER

DOCTOR STOP YOU DON'T LIKE GOODBYES PLEASE DON'T SAY GOODBYE NOT TO YOUR BESTIE

River didn't come back AND he said goodbye to Ruby wtf is this.

Oml mrs flood who even are you leave me alone already.

In conclusion this is how I currently feel:

#empire of death #doctor who spoilers

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abrahamshipwreck · 9 months

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Tryna watch 'The Holiday' and I wanna slap the fucking shit outta both these women. Cameron diaz ESPECIALLY

'Ohhh I havea super high paying job that doesnt require 40+ hours a week to do, a big house, plenty of food, a car, I am financially stable but my life is OVER because my live in boyfriend cheated on me! Oh my life is so terrible I can afford ultra last minute first class tickets on the holidays to fly to England ON A WHIM the buy tickets for a flight 12 hours later bc boo hoo Im so sad! Oh NVM Im okay to take the nonrefundable hit because Jude Law's dick so good'

At least Kate Winslet is SEMI relatable but she also left her dog behind to be taken care of by a stranger for two weeks....

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medusozoic · 3 years

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Only reason I'm ever rbing young avenges stuff is either wicklng or america, I'm sorry I don't give a shit about the others what r they even called

#but too lazy to make 2 seperate tags for them yk...#i know everybody cares about this #parm.txt #oh nvm kate is also okay #but only when shes with chavez #or laura

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charles-rxwlands · 3 years

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thoughts on hawkeye ep 4 / SPOILERS ⚠️

the banter. THE BANTER

clint eyeing the sword... 👀👀

woah okay eleanor's really going straight to where it hurts most 💀 bro you dont gotta mention nat im still mourning too yk

ELEANOR BITCH WHO YOU CALLING

i love how clint includes laura in his work and missions !!

lmao kate watching jack and eleanor dancing like 👁👄👁 ☝️

damnit jack is so sweet i want to like him (and i can tell kate does too) but i stfg he is evil-

leave the poor man alone jfc

nvm it's kate and i love her so

KATE THAT'S SO SWEET WHAT

OH MY GOD JACK IS EVIL

okay so i feel like kate is gonna see her mom happy with jack, and she's gonna love that, but at the same time she also knows she needs to take jack down so. conflict. :')

SCREAMING they're bonding so well!!!!

uh oh here we go w clint's tragic story

#vig watches hawkeye #hawkeye episodes #hawkeye spoilers

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twilightofthe · 4 years

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Chapter Eleven liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2! Let’s go!!!

Yeet water episode

Ok random planet, I’m assuming this is planet whatsit where Din’s supposed to be Space Ubering Frog Lady and her (remaining lol) eggs to

Oh yeah shit Shelob really busted up the Razor Crest last time

Awww everyone sleeby and lol Mama’s keepin’ a good watch over her eggs this time

OH MY GOD YODITO I WOULD DIE FOR YOU

“Dank Ferrik” as a swear word again, huh, I’ll note that

Surprise surprise once again they gotta crash land because this is Star Wars and ships never work right

Lol this Mon Calamari dude is just like “......well then”

Bro ur gonna break those eggs

WHY ISN’T THE BABY BUCKLED INTO HIS SEAT EXCUSE ME

Pffffff another happy landing

AHAHA I’M THE MON CALAMARI

Ohoooo, The Heiress, eh?

Din Frog Lady is NOT gonna give you those five stars on Yelp for this ride

ALSKDJFLKSDK WE CAN’T GET THROUGH ONE EP WITHOUT SOMEONE REMINDING HIS SHIP IS A PIECE OF SHIT 90′S HONDA CIVIC

Awwwww yay Frog Lady’s found her husband!!!!

I’m gonna cry why the hell are they so cute

Also my hat goes off to the effects/costuming department those costumes are amazing

DIN YOU MUST FEED YOUR CHILD MORE REGULARLY

Oh I guess Frog Man is gonna give Din the Yelp review instead xD

Damn so he actually does know where some other Mandos are

Ah and there’s Whatsherface the other pro fighter turned actress on this show, why the fuck can’t I remember her name

Oop Din saw her

I always forget what the squid faced aliens are

“My friend” BRO THAT’S YOUR SON

Aw yay goop for the babby!!!!

I’m guessing Calamari’s contact is gonna be Fighter Lady lol

OH NO BABY’S SOUP IS TRYNA EAT HIM

BAHAHAHA AND DIN GIVES EXACTLY ZERO FUCKS

Hmm yeah so I recognize Squid Face’s voice

I think this is the first big boat on water scene we’ve actually had in Star Wars, the brief bit in TROS excluded

Ohhhhh they’re called Quarren

Aw Quarren’s tryna be friendly to Yodito (or he could actually be sketchy let’s be cautious)

BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HE JUST FED THE BABY TO A FUCKING SEA MONSTER

AND NOW THEY’RE AFTER DIN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ARMOR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

WHERE IS THE BABY I DO NOT SEE THE BABY Y’ALL WHERE IS MY FUCKING SON I DO NOT SEE THE BABY

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

HOLY SHIT NO WAY

NO WAY

SHIT

THAT’S BO KATAN

FUCKING BO KATAN

THAT’S HER

OH MY GOD

OKAY CHILL CHILL CHILL CHILL

NEVERMIND AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

OK BUT THAT HAS TO BE HER THAT’S HER ARMOR AND VOICE????????

THAT IS TEN THOUSAND PERCENT HER MASK

AND WHO ARE HER FRIENDS

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

YES Y’ALL GET THE FUCKING BABY BACK

DIN’S VOICE IS CRACKING POOR PAPA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

“BROTHER” OK BO WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE EXPLAINING TO DO

Y’ALL I’M STILL REALLY FUCKING EXCITED SHE WAS LIKE THE ONE RETURNING CHARACTER I ACTUALLY WANTED

OK HOW IS MY SON HOW IS MY SON MY POOR BABY

OH MY GOD HE’S OKAY

THANK GOD

Bo how the fuck have you not aged

Oh whooooops yep I forgot Din’s an Orthodox Mando

“Child of the Watch” ohhhh????

RELGIOUS ZEALOTS OHHHH??????

I just fucking realized they STILL fucking gave Bo her boob armor I hate this with the passion of a thousand suns HELLO WHY?

Aaaaand Din doesn’t wanna listen ok

Oh boy this guy’s gonna be trouble

Oh no there’s a lot of them

THAT IS HIS SON Y’ALL SERIOUSLY

Ohhhh so we’re finally taking credit for when someone’s death is our fault, are we now Bo? (:

Gah sorry Katee but your wig ain’t that good

HOW DID THE OLD REBELLION FAIL

BITCH HOW DID YOU LOSE THE DARKSABER

“A new Mand’alor on the throne” uh sorry but I hope you don’t mean you Bo cuz uhhhhh

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND HOW DID DIN KNOW THE JEDI’S NAME I’M--???

OHHHHH “WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THE JEDI?”

Lol so are we gonna get an Obi Wan explanation, an Ahsoka explanation, an Ezra explanation, or is Bo gonna mention Luke?

Aaaaand she’s gonna lead him to Ahsoka fucking great

(lol I’m sorry y’all I’ve already talked about how I don’t want Ahsoka showing up in the show haha)

Oh so we’re really getting like really no explanation as to how the fuck Bo lost Mandalore again

Ok heist time?

They better explain some of why Bo’s doing what she’s doing now and yes I know it’s been like ten minutes but I’m still impatient

DIN NOOOOOOO YOUR SON WILL EAT THEIR CHILDREN

But I’m still crying Din is so okay with babysitters now I’m--

Wait wait wait why are these guys still well dressed and supplied Imperials? Lol I’m so lost

Ok damn fine Bo’s cool I’ll admit that she’s always been cool

Walk walk murder baby

And the Imps are tryna blast off again ok

Return of the music bombs!!!!!

Bro they’re gonna kill u

AKLSDJFLKSK THEY FUCKING SPACED THEM I LOVE IT

Ok I really wanna know why Bo’s a pirate

bitch shut up about ruling Mandalore I love you and all but you are SO FUCKING BAD AT IT

YOU’VE LOST THE WHOLE DAMN PLANET TWICE

YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE DARKSABER BACK

WHY IS AHSOKA HELPING YOU AGAIN HOLY SHIT

Ooop there’s Gideon, hello Giancarlo!!!!!! I really love his villain theme

Oh damn they’re gonna just suicide-- yep they sure are

Aaaaand Din’s being a damn hero because of course he is

Boi you have a CHILD TO LOOK AFTER

Whoop a dead pill

At least Ahsoka’s calling herself a Jedi now

Dammit I REALLY didn’t want Ahsoka to show up

Dammit dammit dammit

Gah nvm

OMG BABY IS BONDING WITH THE FROG FAMILY AND THEIR TADPOLES NOW

MY HEARRRRRRRT

DIN’S BEING A DAD PICKING HIM UP FROM HIS PLAYDATE I CAAAAAAAN’T ;_;

Din with all due respect your ship is kind of a piece of shit don’t question what the guy was able to fix

Baby Yoda I would die for you

Oh whoop there’s the octopus again

Don’t you try to eat the baby you bitch

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH

HELL YEAH PROTECTIVE PAPA

NO YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE TAKING HIM DIN THAT’S YOUR SON, AHSOKA AIN’T GONNA KEEP HIM LMAO

Oooooh another Bryce Dallas Howard ep, I like her episodes!

Welp Bo Katan is here now and soon Ahsoka will be too

I’ve already said my piece on what I think of R*sario D*wson and I’ll leave it at that

I think Katee Sackhoff did a lovely job with Bo Katan live action too, tho I’ll say again that her wig kinda sucked lol

Welp they explained absolutely nothing as to why or how Bo Katan lost the Darksaber and Mandalore for a SECOND time, I still think it’s kinda funny she thinks she gets to go for round three

Anyway, can’t wait for next ep, still holding out bitter hope that Sabine will show up too

Ah wait wait wait Bo Katan was supposed to be the fucking Heiress, wasn’t she

#liveblogging the mando show #sw the mando show #mando man of mystery #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 2 spoilers #star wars #star wars spoilers #sw #sw spoilers

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if-the-crown-fits-translate-it · 4 years

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Discord pt 84

[Date: 16/03, 8:40 PM GMT - 16/03, 9:06 PM GMT]

CONTENT WARNING: Mild body horror

[Direct continuation of pt 83]

kateza: “only thing i can think of is getting like

plant cutters?”

donti (e): “we can somehow simulate the exact opposite of what syd went through...?”

[kateza: “only thing i can think of is getting like]

donti (e): “potentially attached to brain”

[kateza: “plant cutters?”]

Renboo: “oh so weed killer is a no but plant cutters? yeah sure do that- /sarc”

[Little-K1ng: “alright how about damage mitigation? jack, you knew syd. you knew her through the..... uh... "process". do you have anything to share?”]

Jack the Observer: “Just. She had a headache. Bedridden. The warden said it was like red strings tying down her mind.”

kateza affectionate: “... right, right. sorry.

ignore me.,”

llyr: “you’re alright kate, it was worth suggesting. we’re just brainstorming for now”

Jack the Observer: “You could try wire cutters, actually. That’s not. A horrible idea.

I don’t know if it’s good.

But not like. That bad.”

Renboo: “how durible is gold anyway-”

[Jack the Observer: “Just. She had a headache. Bedridden. The warden said it was like red strings tying down her mind.”]

Little-K1ng: “speaking of bedridden i need to sit down or something, marcus, can you bring me 2 pills from the bottle on my desk ?”

donti (e): “good is an incredibly soft metal

and is usually impure to prevent bending”

kateza: “but with how fast it seemed syd's grew...

i don't know sorry sorry”

Little-K1ng: “i mean, syd had direct contact with crown outside of being a court member, right?

these boys kinda dont have that”

[kateza: “but with how fast it seemed syd's grew...]

Jack the Observer: “It was four days of headache at least before the trial

She was really ill”

donti (e): “... so we potentially have two days left?

dreaming: “we should try. cutting them off or something? it might delay it”

Void: “is it possible that crown needs to be around for it to grow and that's at least part of why you found him around your house?”

kateza: “might hurt him”

donti (e): “it might hurt max tho”

dreaming: “we could try and if it hurts we stop”

Maxwell: “please no”

[Void: “is it possible that crown needs to be around for it to grow and that's at least part of why you found him around your house?”]

donti (e): “point”

Jack the Observer: “Can he feel through the buds? Or would it be more like cutting hair/nails”

dreaming: “okay”

Little-K1ng: “oh yeah those footprints and handprint..... i heard about those

i still need to check those out now that its daylight, but i cant really do it like this”

donti (e): “can marcus do it?”

llyr: “it’ll likely just grow back, though. in order to get rid of weeds, you have to pull it out by the root, which in this situation might not be possible”

[Maxwell: “please no”]

Little-K1ng: “max, come sit on the couch with me ?”

[dreaming: “we should try. cutting them off or something? it might delay it”]

Renboo: “wasn't there a very brief mention of it hurting whenever someone so as touched whatever the thing is? just imagine how painful using wire or plant cutters would be- and with the possblility of it growing back too i dont think theres anyway to cut it without hurting max a lot”

[Little-K1ng: “speaking of bedridden i need to sit down or something, marcus, can you bring me 2 pills from the bottle on my desk ?”]

Marcus: “Of course! Sorry I was lost in thought”

[Little-K1ng: “max, come sit on the couch with me ?”]

Maxwell: “okay okay--”

kateza: “i don't think i can help with anything else here so i think i'm going to... go. /ic”

llyr: “ok, bye kate. i hope you have a good day :3″

kateza: “... i'll try. i just don't want to piss anyone else off”

dreaming: “okay that's logical won't do that then”

Little-K1ng: “dont worry, kate. we're not mad

at least im not, and you can keep that in mind”

kateza: “fetch was, marcus wasn't happy that i just said what was going on”

Little-K1ng: “in a way it works out”

kateza: “i just don't want it to happen again, y'know?”

Marcus: “I’m not mad

I just...

Max is under a lot of stress”

kateza: “i also remember when you smacked me down as Viscount so seeing it happen again kind of... i dunno”

Marcus: “All of whatever just happened wasn’t helping”

[kateza: “i also remember when you smacked me down as Viscount so seeing it happen again kind of... i dunno”]

Marcus: “I did what”

Jack the Observer: “Understandably so. This is a stressful situation.”

Renboo: “viscount what-”

donti (e): “it's definitely going to hurt him if unaddressed though”

kateza: “verbally smacked me down

not physically

although i was kind of being a little shit but it was because i just did not know what else to do”

Marcus: “I don’t... i did that?”

kateza: “frankly i kinda deserved it and anyone that saw it could probably corroborate that I deserved it”

[kateza: “verbally smacked me down]

Renboo: “okok i thought viscount like smacked the shit out of you or something-”

Maxwell: “You know....this...almost reminds me of when i was a kid, or well i guess younger....whenever I was sick or scared I would curl up on the couch with someone, even when I was anxious I would still do it.....I haven't done it in so long....”

Marcus: “Let me get you some blankets, Max. Ultimate comfort pile”

Jack the Observer: “Calm yourself”

Marcus: “Man, it would be really cool to just be able to create blankets when we need them”

Maxwell: “how....are we gonna get rid of em”

Renboo: “completely off topic but do you think we could all like group up or something and like- storm crown's mansion? like even if we only had a group of like 20 there's only abt 5 of them so they'd all have to fight 4 of us each like do you think that'd have any effect on anything like if we kidnapped crown or something do you think that we coud get him to tell us something”

Jack the Observer: “No

Barrier blocks.”

donti (e): “bad idea... remember the last time someone suggested it?”

Renboo: “no”

donti (e): “so many reasons no”

Jack the Observer: “so many reasons no.”

donti (e): “many many reasons”

Marcus: “...it wouldn’t be the best idea

I don’t know if you’ve noticed”

donti (e): “we don't even know the full extent of his power”

Grimm: “You would regret that immediately for multiple reasons”

Marcus: “But Crown has more powers than Ranboo does”

Renboo: “i completely forgot crown and ranboo have the same body nvm”

Maxwell: “fuck my heads hurting again”

kateza: “marcus i dunno if you wanted to see it but it was back when I honestly didn't know what else to do and viscount decided he'd had enough of me”

donti (e): “MAX u ok”

Marcus: “Okay turning the lights off”

[kateza: “marcus i dunno if you wanted to see it but it was back when I honestly didn't know what else to do and viscount decided he'd had enough of me”]

Marcus: “I don’t...I don’t remember”

Maxwell: “im fine just....hurts again is all”

kateza: “i won't send the link unless you give me explicit permission to, alright?”

Marcus: “What if I massage your head but steer clear of the buds? Do you think that might help? It’s kind of like growing pains right?”

[kateza: “i won't send the link unless you give me explicit permission to, alright?”]

Marcus: “I...don’t know if I want to”

kateza: “that's perfectly fine! your comfort is valued and I'll do my best to make sure that it stays that way”

Maxwell: “you could try if you wanted, i hope its just after pain and nothing new growing in...”

Marcus: “I don’t think they’d grow that fast, im sure it’ll be alright. We’ll figure this out

Okay, just let me know if it hurts too bad alright?”

Maxwell: “okay....

im....kind of tired...can i have a nap.....?”

Marcus: “Max, of course

You don’t need to ask to nap”

Maxwell: “just....wanted to be sure....thank you...”

Marcus: “Of course! Monas already asleep I’m sure she won’t mind if you use her as a pillow”

#on:discord #by:maxwell #by:marcus #if the crown fits

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asummonersdream · 5 years

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I'm in full-blown Eurovision hype mode right now, so here are my faves so far:

Norway: the first song I fell in love with this year. I love everything about it, especially the funky jolk man... I just hope the staging will do it justice, though what snippets I've seen of it so far look very underwhelming tbh. (okay nvm the bit from the second rehearsal looked awesome)

Finland: I wasn't too thrilled about this duo at first, but they grew on me a lot. The song is quite good, and Sebastian has good vocals (believe me, they're much better than they sound in the official national final footage. Yle has some weird-ass sound issues... They managed to make Saara Aalto sound bad! Even phone footage sounds better). Also they're such dorks and I love them. Awesome visuals.

France: actual king (haha, geddit?). Haven't checked out the rehearsals yet, but as far as vocals go, judging from pre-Eurovision concerts, they're pretty solid. OH FUCK I LOVE THE STAGING

Georgia: love these creepy apocalypse boys. The staging is effing cool and fits the song pretty well.

The Netherlands: another grower, I used to dislike Arcade but now I've fallen hard for it. I haven't checked out any performances though, so idk how good live vocals and staging are. Oof I'm kinda on the fence rn regarding the staging, it looks kinda boring never mind, it's starting to get on my nerves.

Australia: HOW DID I EVER DISLIKE THIS BEAUTIFUL SONG? I'M SORRY KATE, I WAS SO MISTAKEN... Might actually be my number one fave now, and it even has the best staging!

Portugal: totally not the kind of stuff I usually like, but this just has something about it... It's kind of a guilty pleasure BUT I DON'T CARE I UNIRONICALLY LOVE IT

Hungary: FUCK YEAH JOCI WAS AWESOME!!!

(updated!)

#eurovision #esc #esc 2019 #eurovision hype #might want to block the eurovision tag or unfollow me for a week or so if you don't wanna see all this eurovision stuff #the nut rambles

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kateanddevinreview · 6 years

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London Has Fallen

In which Kate and Devin write a porno

Devin: Okay, so this movie is just Gerard Butler being a badass right? Is this the one with Denzel Washington? Or are neither of those things right.

Kate: It’s something like that.

Devin: Well, Butler showed up in the credits, but so did morgan freeman?

Kate: It’s a trifecta!!

Devin: Or maybe I'm just racist and mixed them up.

Kate: Or maybe it’s the two of them being badass together.

Devin: I made some comment the other day about minorities being underrepresented at the oscars or something and they asked what actors I think should win instead and I blanked on literally every minority actor I knew.

Kate: Hahahah. It’s still true though. And to be fair, could you name any white actors?

Devin: My brain got stuck on Tom Hardy and forgot literally every other actor on earth

Kate:I think he’s on tv now anyway. So far this movie is starting a bit slow. Do you think someone is going to be shot soon?

Devin: I find it weird that we are in....India?

Kate: I think we’re at an Indian wedding. Terrorist’s daughter is getting married

Devin: This is set up for motive?

Kate: Probs

Devin: The Phantom of the Opera and Harvey Dent go for a jog

Kate: Why are politicians always running? I don’t think they do that much

Devin: I think cause DC? it's an easy excuse to pan around the lawn

Kate: Ok well fine, coming at me with movie reasons. Wait, is this a sequel?

Devin: Is it? Was the last one just called "London"?

Kate: I was thinking Gerald saved a president in the last one?

Devin: She has crazy eyes

Kate: She does but she’s pregnant

Devin: I'll forgive it if we get through this movie without her vomiting.

Kate: She’s in like her third tri already so she really shouldn’t

Devin: Google says this is a sequel, to Olympus Has Fallen. Lots of stuff falling apparently

Kate: Knew it!!! I’ve seen that one too

Devin: Really? I'm guessing last time he saved President Harvey Dent from terrorists, wooed or impregnated his wife, and got hired for secret service or unfired from secret service

Kate: Unfired, if it’s what I’m thinking of

Devin: This time he'll save the Prime Minister from terrorists, see his kid born, and...uh. Be knighted? That's my guess

Kate: Seems like a totally logical guess to me. I’m betting he discovers the Prime Minister was murdered. I don’t think people are expected to attend state funerals?

Devin: I think it's cause his vice isn't available? I think normally this is the kind of thing they send him for. But I am basing that on episodes of Madam Secretary so who knows

Kate: New guess!! President is killed and Butler has to protect Freeman

Devin: Hmmm. Maybe. Is Freeman the Vice?

Kate: Yes. He said “Hello, Mr VP”

Devin: I'm missing like half of this dialogue, idk how

Kate: Cause it’s boring

Devin: I want splosions!

Kate: This baby melodrama music is not my favorite. Once again I feel like writing is letting us down?

Devin: Yeah. Be better hollywood!

Kate: Also important people shouldn’t just sign shit without looking at it

Devin: is this the fringe guy? No. Who is he? He's someone

Kate: I think? No?

Devin: Fringe guy is similar but different. Oh! The Magicians? Magicians teacher guy?

Kate: No, definitely not him

Devin: IMDBing....

Kate: “Most protected event on earth”= everyone will die

Devin: Yup. This cast listing order is stupid. Do we know British Gerard Butler's name?

Kate: You mean the head of the British security? Also no. Also I think they’re going to use kids?

Devin: Yes, British guy. Mr. Sands! From Limitless. Thanks wikipedia, for your superior cast list

Kate: Limitless. That’s right, I never watched much of that

Devin: I really liked the main guy and all the arts and crafts in that show. I'm sad it was cancelled. Also we should add the movie to our review list

Kate: Yes!

Devin: Splosion! I didn't think those guards were supposed to have real guns? Then again EMTs should definitely not have rocket launchers

Kate: Hahaha, yeah, those cops are definitely plants. It’s clearly a very well orchestrated attack

Devin: Pretty sure only america gives their cops guns. Also, rocket launcher

Kate: Wow I don’t care how this movie ends the world would not recover from this

Devin: Yeah Kate, it's fallen. Show. Us. The. Egg. It's not London unless I see the big glass egg and the ferris wheel

Kate: How did they know that one president wouldn’t leave on time?

Devin: Trackers? Or they caused the traffic?

Kate: No, he decided?

Devin: Motorcycles, a car's only weakness

Kate: Nice driving!

Devin: Don't injure civilians!

Kate: Ummmm, Devin. I think that ship has sailed.

Devin: He rammed the bad guy into a non bad guy car!

Kate: Oh fuck. Ok so who is the black lady? Is she the First Lady?

Devin: Voight buddy, you could have moved. He's the driver, she's the head of secret service

Kate: He was driving! It was a bullet! Give him some credit. Is she?

Devin: Yes. According to wikipedia

Kate: She’s not doing much. And she hunkered with the president?

Devin: Right? Stop flailing. Where is your gun, woman?

Kate: Oh god. That was brutal

Devin: That was very brutal

Kate: Why didn’t they park closer to the chopper?

Devin: Crashing in 3...2...oh ok nvm

Kate: Hahaha

Devin: He's got a cane so you know he's evil

Kate: So true

Devin: Moral of this movie: don't trust the handicapped

Kate: And yet, they didn’t detect a plan of this magnitude

Devin: Uh, did those people just have labels?

Kate: Yes. NSA and something else

Devin: Like, movie? Movie. We do not care

Kate: I’m assuming it will be important later?

Devin: Why is the lady not doing anything?

Kate: Nice, flares! I like flares. Why are they flying so low anyway?

Devin: I got distracted googling the secret service

Kate: Anything pertinent to share?

Devin: Apparently the director just does the boring shit, so idk why she's even here

Kate: Ummmm, I think the movie should end here?

Devin: Yes they all died. The End

Kate: No way anyone survived that. I call bullshit

Devin: Also, I assumed presidents would have like one guy their whole time in office? But apparently they hire someone new a lot. Oh she dead.

Kate: For the secret service?

Devin: As director. Like Obama had 2

Kate: I mean, that’s four years for each

Devin: Trump has already had 2. The first guy for like 2 months? 1 month?

Kate: Well, Trump does that a lot. He’s had like 8 communication directors

Devin: I just wonder if they choose to leave or if the president purposefully swaps them out

Kate: Also working for the president is really intense, so maybe you just burn out and have to leave

Devin: Makes sense. The local biker gang is here

Kate: I don’t think bikes make that noise. That is dumb

Devin: Yes. Also no one checked the wreck

Kate: At least we know from earlier scenes they are fast runners!

Devin: This looks like he put his manifesto on youtube

Kate: What point is there in entertaining this phone call? Also why does he care about one president?

Devin: Imagine if he called before they watched the video! Like 5 minutes earlier

Kate: Right? He should take the uniform too

Devin:

"Who is this?"

"It's...seriously? You didn't see my video?"

"h/o googling it"

"It's on youtube"

"yeah one sec, gotta sit through this 50 shade of grey trailer"

Kate: Ahhhhhhh Being hunted by motorbikes!! Oh no

Devin: Sure, that's subtle. Also this is a regular subway

Kate: I like that he was able to loot the body for weapons. Very practical

Devin: Jesus Gerard Butler. WTF? You went from zero to torture in no time

Kate: I know, little intense. Definitely running on adrenaline

Devin: This is the most 'murrican fucking movie. You cannot convince me that huge squads of racists didn't come out of this movie going "rah rah ‘murrica"

Kate: Oh god. Unfortunately yes

Devin: Although these talky bits suck. I'd rather have more fighting. Oh, thanks label, I really cared what time it was

Kate: Everyone is dead, that’s what this discussion is. I mean surrender and then ambush. How many people do they think there are? You’re not going to be professional right now? Weird

Devin: Blah blah blah. Bitch it was a wedding. Of course his family was there

Kate: How did you not know his family was there? It was a wedding. So dumb

Devin: What even is the point of that dialogue? There better be drugs in his water or something

Kate: What kind of shoddy intel are you all operating on? This is dumb. Do criticize if necessary. You have to teach them. Also off color jokes?

Devin: "You know what's most important Mike? Children. That's why we are never going to spend time with ours in any subsequent movie."

Kate: Of course it’s not your delta team.

Devin: Yeah why was that message not in code?

Kate: Zoom in!

Devin: Enhance! Your safe house has a fucking skylight!?

Kate: Seems like a pretty lame safe house. Oh this is gross

Devin: This movie is very gratuitous with its gore

Kate: It really is. And president you should not have done that. You are not almost out of this by any long shot

Devin: There must be a porno of this where they fuck right then

Kate: Did all of MI6 just die?

Devin: I'm not going to lie, that weird pirate porno you made us watch that one time is better than this movie

Kate: Haha! Oh pirates. Also my taste is terrible because I still enjoy this

Devin: I don't believe the hackers would make this basic of a mistake

Kate: No, me neither

Devin: Also driving seems like the quickest way to be spotted?

Kate: They kept everything under the radar but you didn’t notice this earlier?

Devin: Ok I guess at least the car is bulletproofed

Kate: How many of these terrorists are there supposed to be?

Devin: It's just the same 4 guys, they're really fast. They keep healing when they're off screen

Kate: Seems like an infinite supply. Mutants!! Also Mike is still somehow always faster

Devin: Now I want an action movie where 3/4 of the way through you realize he's been re-killing the same 5 guys over and over and surprise! it's really a fantasy/horror movie!

Kate: That would be so good. Change the whole game. I do oddly think this would make a good porno with very very little change

Devin: It's cause there's so much standing really close while breathing heavily and the plot is basically just as thin

Kate: Yeah pretty much. It’s a male romance novel

Devin: Also there have been.....5 women? in this entire movie. 6, I guess. Wife, mother, secret service director, beehive, assistant cop, MI6

Kate: Assistant cop?

Devin: Black lady?

Kate: I don’t remember her

Devin: She was in the bullpen with not!Fringe guy

Kate: Ok sure

Devin: Oh, ok, and random lady who had a text label I didn't read

Kate: There was the turning 30 woman and one lady head of state.

Devin: Still, none of these people shooting right now? There's like 20 guys in this scene!

Kate: Nope. Can’t have women in harm’s way unless they don’t have a choice. Also no lady terrorists

Devin: Only lady terrorists allowed are dead motivation ones

Kate: Also I’m subbing lady because it’s faster to type than woman

Devin: Agreed

Kate: Omg. Whispered “Mike.” Straight out of a romance novel

Devin: What? Are you ahead of me or did I miss it?

Kate: Maybe? The president whispered it

Devin: No! I must have missed the Mike whisper

Kate: He should be really tired by now. He didn’t have dinner!

Devin: "Hear that? My boyfriend is coming"

Kate: He really should just kill the president. It doesn’t make sense not to

Devin: There is so much manly eye contact and face holding

Kate: So much

Devin: Like I'm pretty sure almost this exact sequence happened in Outlander

Kate: In the porn there would be a scene where the president seduced him, Mike walked in on it, and then they have a threesome

Devin: With the bad guy?

Kate: Yup

Devin: That seems like it would be out of place plot wise. Would the bad guy turn himself in or something?

Kate: No. Just random sex that doesn’t make sense

Devin: Weird. The sex should make sense!

Kate: It’s for real a thing that happens in porn, you get whiplash. Oh god. This is lame. Really?

Devin: One punch where he runs all the way across the screen. So stupid

Kate: Did we learn who the brit mole was?

Devin: Nope. They hacked the police station I think? Damn! Wheelchair guy didn't even get to make a speech about how bad America is. This movie is not even pretending to care about America's mistakes

Kate: Why didn’t he just shoot everyone?

Devin: Out of bullets?

Kate: He hasn’t run out of guns until now

Devin: What even is this dialogue right now?

Kate: Really dumb

Devin: "You fuck with America? OH HELL NO. WE BAT SHIT. WE WILL FUCKING MURDER ALL Y'ALL."

Kate: America’s not even 500. Witty banter!

Devin: "EVEN OUR PRESIDENT WILL PICK UP A GUN FOR MURDER TIME"

Kate: Also he’s not dead because you haven’t killed him?

Devin: Yeah you just punched him a bit and talked nonsense

Kate: Once again, another thing they wouldn’t have survived.

Devin: I feel like the porno version of this has them go back to their wives at the end with lots of meaningful looks and sly smiles between the two main dudes. Like "yeah, we'll do this again next mission"

Kate: Oh no! But yes probably. Why was there a lock in an elevator?

Devin: Is the president the only one alive from this whole thing? They would definitely make out in this elevator

Kate: I think one other world leader survived? There was a missing link to the terrorist?

Devin: I guess?

Kate: Who sent a fucking video?

Devin: Honestly this plot is stupid Yeah he's def the mole. Also he's running away? Like he obviously did it

Kate: Are we supposed to care about him or her? Because I do not

Devin: They would have had sex earlier in the porno

Kate: Yeah. It would have made more sense. Just kill him already

Devin: Also she would have just arrested him. I feel like the porno would have less murder

Kate: It’s weird that normally I complain about too much sex? But this would just be better as a porn

Devin: Yeah our review is basically "this would have made a better porno"

Kate: How would you have found him?

Devin: Who hears "look out your window" and looks up at the ceiling? Oh maybe that's what the missing link was?

Kate: Also the VP does not have the authority to call that type of strike

Devin: What is this 10 angled shot explosion? Ok, we've got a baby

Kate: So it’s been at least a few weeks

Devin: No prime minister but I didn't realize it was his funeral so I feel like the president is close enough. Now knighthood

Kate: Sure. They don’t know how emails work? Re: is for replies

Devin: "Many people would say this is our fault, but we're america so fuck those people. we'll kill those people."

Kate: “Commence spending no time with my kid”

Devin: In the porno version we end instead with a mirror of the earlier DC lawn scene, with them sitting on a bench watching their wives/kids, and the pres saying something like "still want to quit?" and Butler saying "and leave you, sir? Never." And then meaningful eye contact. Roll credits.

Kate: Hahahah

Devin: Okay, so scores

Kate: Yes. Scores.

Devin: 3/10 for the movie, 6/10 for the porno

Kate: I go a little higher movie? Like 4.5 for the movie. 6 for porno though. I think we can agree that no porn should ever rank higher than 7

Devin: Yeah. Like, even amazing porn is still porn

Kate: Ummmm tropes? So many, “family as our motivation”

Devin: “America is terrible and we never learn anything”?

Kate: Which is so hypocritical

Devin: “One man assumes command of literally every other character without argument”

Kate: Hahahaha. So like 7 on the tropes? They all fit the plot really well

Devin: Yeah, I mean it had a very particular niche and it played to it

Kate: Exactly

Devin: I'm going to give the title an 8/10. Catchy and accurate

Kate: I can agree. Thematic

Devin: London did pretty much fall. Like an old lady in a Life Alert commercial

Kate: Better than Olympus has fallen

Devin: Yeah, plus how fucking pretentious is it to call the white house "olympus"?

Kate: Exactly

Devin: What would the porn title be? I feel like they're usually puns?

Kate: Pun for sure. London may fall but our guys stay up

Devin: kind of long

Kate: It could be the tagline?

Devin: Oh yeah, good tagline. My brain gave me "Banging Private Ryan" which does not fit but is almost certainly a movie that exists

Kate: Hahahahaha. Banging president something? Whatever his name was

Devin: No idea, I called him Harvey Dent the whole movie. London Goes Down?

Kate: London laid down? Cause laid. Get it?

Devin: H/o I have to see if there is a real porn title for this. NSA people monitoring my internet searches, I'm really sorry

Kate: Gives them some spice! A story to take home

Devin: Top result for "London Has Fallen Porn Title" is:

"London Has Fallen movie condemned as racist 'terrorsploitation' "

"London Has Fallen is gun-barrel porn"

Kate: Whelp. Yep. I feel bad for enjoying it?

Devin: "London Has Fallen Is The Worst Film About Our City Ever"

Kate: Oh no it was a piece of shit for sure. Super fucking racist

Devin: “Blowing London.” That's my official submission

Kate: Nice! “Blowing London” is great. I thought you’d actually found it.

Devin: Ok, any parting words?

Kate: It was a dumb racist movie that I feel guilty for enjoying anyway? Which means we should have more action movies made with better plots and motivation. And female representation!

Devin: Or more action movies that are just porn

Kate: Or that. What about you? Parting words?

Devin: If you want to see a movie where Gerard Butler brutally murders everyone, this is it. Or, you know, go watch 300, it is less awful.

Kate: So true.

#kate and devin review #london has fallen #murrica

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Marvel’s Hawkeye Reaction-Episode 4

I’ve been avoiding trailers and previews and everything based on this show because I wanna be surprised but ppl still spoiled this ep for me lmao

Previously on… Hawkeye. That last episode was prob my fave so far. The car chase was great

Didn’t the last episode end with Kate’s future stepdad catching Clint and Kate in the house?

Okay I did remember correctly

Does Jack not recognize Hawkeye lol?

Okay now he does lol

Stop with the branding issue lmao. Poor dude doesn’t wanna be recognized he wants to retire

Poor Kate “I wouldn’t really describe us as friends”

Awwwwkward

“Avengers Level Threat” MyStErIo CoNfIrMeD????

Oof Clint recognizes the Ronin sword of course

The tension is so thick you could cut it with Ronin’s sword

Oh Nat…

Parents to parents

Damn slick Clint! How did you grab the sword?

STOP DOING THE CLOSE UPS ON THEM TEXTING IF YOU CANT EVEN GET THE ACTORS TO CLICK ON LETTERS ANYWHERE NEAR THE LETTERS SHOWING UP ON THE SCREEN MY GOD 😂 it’s so funny like this shouldn’t even be an issue. Don’t show them typing the messages from their perspective. Show them typing from the other side of the phone and either cut back to show their finished typed message or have like an on screen graphic even if that would be a bit of an eye sore. Anything better than this lol. Like dude is pressing the same keys over and over and keys that are NOWHERE near the ones showing up on screen lmaooo

Sketchy Eleanor

Wait what Laura knows Russian???

I’ve heard theories that she was supposed to be mockingbird in this universe but I beg you no… don’t waste that character. Don’t erase Barbara Morse aka Bobbie. Marvel, if you want to make Mockingbird a thing, contact me please lol. Even before these theories came about I’ve been talking with my friend who also loves marvel about wanting to be Mockingbird for marvel! She’d be like the perfect character for me to act! Anyways sorry off track

Rolex? Was that hers?

Please please please don’t make her Mockingbird

How did Clint and Laura meet anyways???

Poor kids

I still can’t get over that Clint’s older son looks like Kyle Rittenhouse lmaooo

Man I hate when parents talk about their kids within earshot of their kids. So awkward

I don’t trust Kate’s mom. I get the feeling she might be the big bad, or at least the big bad in some way. Like the show seems to have a lot of antagonists

Nice for Kate to like to see her mom happy but she is still so caring and suspicious

Awww nice seeing Kate smiling. It’s so bittersweet. She loves seeing her mom smiling and happy but she is still so suspicious

Oh poor Clint. Using frozen fruit drinks as ice packs

Oh man right as he lies down there’s a call

I wonder if it’s…

No it’s just Kate nvm.

BAHAHAHA PIZZA DOG MONCHING ON THE CHEEZITS

“Alright this is the classic Hawkeye costume we’ve been waiting for.”—the fans

THE SANTA CLAUSE YESSSS!!! That’s like my family’s classic Christmas movie! Love Tim Allen so much

Awwww thoughtful Kate

“Sword boy” lmao

The Thanos was right mug Oml did Kate’s (grandma? Aunt?) own that already??

Good doggy. Love seeing Clint loving the dog. It’s like the whole “dad never wanted a dog but he became the closest to the dog” thing

I love their camaraderie and chemistry as actors lol it’s so good

I know this isn’t like super exciting or whatever but this is so fun. Clint and Kate decorating a tree together

I’m so glad this shoe is actually respecting Clint and keeping him cool and talented unlike the Loki show that nerfed Loki so hard, especially to make way for a female Loki

THAT WAS ADORABLE AWWWWW CLINT TEACHING KATE TRICKS

Oh that got serious fast. The best shot is the one he never took?

OH ABOUT NAT

NO IM GONNA CRY

Oh man… I miss Nat so much…

“She was the best there was.” 😭😭😭 I miss her so damn much. She really was the best

Aw man the contrast showing the movie they’re watching about a dad reuniting with his family while Clint is here instead

“Is that where you met the Ronin?” Well…. Kinda

“It’s you isn’t it?” Damn she put it together quick huh?

Damn shatter Kate’s world

“My job has always been to hurt people.” “I was a weapon.”

Poor Clint… Clint if you could take in Natasha after what she did… if you could take in Wanda after what she did… you need to be able to forgive yourself too❤️

I’m glad this show is showing these different sides of the heroes without nerfing them

Hmmm too quiet… is a certain someone about to show up?

Dear autocorrect, for the past few weeks, every time I have written the word “show” you have autocorrected it to “shoe”. Please stop.

Oof I wouldn’t take out the hearing aid if I was you

Flashback time…

NO DONT MAKE ME WATCH NAT DIE AGAIN AGGHHHH

I like how they did that scene though. Even though it ripped my heart out

Okay seriously did Clint buy that “Thanos Was Right” mug on his own or did Kate’s grandma/aunt buy that lmao? Also wouldn’t that be like the equivalent of getting a “hitler was right” cup??

Oh right I forgot Kate wasn’t there for the LARPing thing lol

“Our arrows” communist Kate

What a bunch of nerds… man I wanna LARP…

“I’m his partner slash best friend” lmaooo

Damn what’s up with these LARPers being corrupt police lmao? Only helping out for favors?

Haha nice job Clint

“Oh don’t get me wrong I think you’re a doormat” lmao burn

Soooo what do the Track Suit Mafia even do??? Like they’re a bunch of criminals but I’m kinda confused as to how the show is trying to paint them

Oh what does he notice that Clint doesn’t? Or am I misreading just facial expressions?

Lmao he chucked his gun

Lmao Hawkeye is at a larping party with Kate

Oh no Kate is getting into LARPing too seriously

Ohhhhhhh dang I caught the set up. This lady is gonna be the one to design the new Hawkeye suits for them! The purple ones!!!

The Rolex. That keeps coming up. What’s special about the Rolex?

“My wife gave me this bag. It’s embroidered. It says ‘Bombshell’.” I’m cringing lol. “Bombshell”? Really? Lmao okay

Soooo what’s the conflict? Just grab the arrows and carry them? You have a backpack? Please don’t make this bag get destroyed just for manufactured tension…

Okay what is so special about this Rolex???

Dammit Kate come on!!! Did you really just try to do this on your own? Don’t do this to Clint. Also how did you make no noise getting away from him?

“I was talking to an avenger!” Kate… did you just… sigh… I would have just said “sorry I was talking to myself.” This man is either gonna think you’re crazy and it’s gonna be unnecessary, awkward humor, or someone bad is gonna hear and this is gonna cause an issue…

Lmao she’s weirding him out to get him to go away… you could have just helped him to the door and then left.

Lock picking machine!

Nice apartment. Open. Spacious. Plants.

She’s gonna get attacked or sum…

Please please please don’t have the watch belong to mockingbird and don’t make Laura mockingbird I beg you marvel.

Uh oh clint getting beaten up

KATE GET OUT OF THERE

Wait what?

Oh that’s Yelena huh?

Good thing Maya didn’t have a gun huh?

Awkward. I remember one time I got stuck on a zip line lol

Yea that’s definitely Yelena

Lmao Maya is int the fight now too

Yup that’s Yelena

Oh crap clint getting PTSD over Nat

Ouch sonic bomb arrow

Maya running away?

Hi Yelena! How ya doing?

Bye yelena!

Kinda disappointed Yelena wasn’t smart enough to figure out that Clint wasn’t responsible for Nat’s death

“You’re not my partner. Never were.” Aaaaaand here’s the manufactured “protagonists fight before the climax cliche”

Cmon Clint she just saved your life

Clint just doesn’t want to keep losing people… but damn.

We all know Kate ain’t giving up that quickly

Okay honestly surprised he didn’t recognize yelena, only that she was a black widow? Or maybe he did but just didn’t say? Because him and Nat were definitely close enough where Nat would tell him about her family.

Also surprised Yelena gave up that easily? Maya too. Maya got shot with the arrow but only seemed mildly inconvenienced by it then pulled it out and ran away. Then Yelena had Clint knocked down but then ran away cuz kate had her bow drawn on her?

Okay so episode three was still my favorite but this was good too. But my biggest concern remains, and it’s even bigger now. Now we just introduced Yelena into the show, and there’s only two episodes left. We still don’t know how much Jack or Kate’s mom is involved. We don’t know much about the track suit mafia or who Maya answers too or what her goals are outside of a criminal organization (especially odd since she eventually becomes a hero or anti-hero as Echo in her own upcoming show) nor who Maya herself answers to (although I’ve heard rumors it’s Kingpin?). I’m just afraid the show is gonna rush its ending… this episode had some weird pacing with the ending part but not too badly where it ruined anything.

Now we got two more weeks for the finale. Here’s hoping it sticks the landing!

#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel studios #disney #disney plus #disney+#hawkeye #hawkeye show #hawkeye disney+

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bella watches teen wolf 6x13 and 6x14

but before we do, a few metaish highlights from 11 and 12 since I watched them while internetless:

I wonder if the mass of crows with jennifer and the mass of rats now are similar

there’s this creaking sound in the background sometimes that was present in 3a, I believe, but I’ll have to look it up

they do this thing where you can hear the heartbeats of the people speaking sometimes (I have a stiles meta about it only showing up during the nogitsune) but can’t find it atm

what drew derek to north carolina? note to self

ms “trust me, I’m a guidance counselor” needs some lessons in undercover ops, gathering intel and counterintelligence bc she's about as smooth as sandpaper

I still ship marrish like a motherfucker and I think they’d be good for eachother

I also like malia and scott, at least in theory

“what’s it gonna take for you to explode liam“ I have read at least 250 fanfics that have started like this

my five years spent not trusting dr fenris worth shit unfortunately paid off on this day

it’s gonna be interesting to see what people are afraid of, if it exposes their fears.

The whole “it feeds on fear” and nogitsune!stiles going “I feed on what you feel” and counting off the coyotes and the foxes and the ravens- I think this might be the raven. It would also make sense to stick it in the hunt, in that case.

I’m guessing either satomi’s pack shared the tunnels with the hales or that they simply knew where they were

how are they not able to smell gerard

fucking sun tzu again. I guess I’m reading a book this weekend.

I’m gonna kill gerard. I’m gonna find him and kill him dead.

why is it always biology class with melissa and chris nowadays

like I want to like this chick but I fucking hate her at the same time

I want to hate this kid and I do fucking hate him

I genuinely want to punch him in the mouth

NVM LET ME STAB HIM INSTEAD

kinda regretting you didn’t just fucking kill gerard now, didn’t you

maaaamaaaa, just stabbed a guuuuuy, put a pen into his hand, outed a shifter, now I’m (hopefully) dead

I feel s1 and s2 derek’s justified rage flow through me

I’m oddly okay with melissa and chris with the way they’re doing it actually. if they’d gone into “I’m your stepdad”-territory it would have been bad but the whole “maybe we’ll call” thing works

WHAT THE SHIT

genuinely thought she was allison for a second

she’s my new favourite and if she dies I will fuck shit up

THIS IS WHY THE US NEEDS MORE RIGOROUS TESTS BEFORE COP SCHOOL

look. I've paused and read half of the art of war now and honestly, their best hope right now is probably malia, oddly enough. she may not be military or a genius or a very good leader but she’s good with making hard decisions and this is probably the first time I feel like her additions make sense in more than a grr I’m a coyote-kinda way

LMAO THANK YOU LYDIA

I can’t wait to see this little kid get stabbed in the fucking eye

I hope coach makes him feel worthless first

I want to make it very, very clear that gerard using a young woman employed at the high school to eradicate all supernatural beings in beacon hills is a direct fucking parallel to kate and I want to vomit

OH SHIT QUEEN LYDIA

NOW THE MORNING NEWS: NEWBIE HUNTER CHALLENGES LITERAL GODDESS OF WAR AND DEATH AND EXPECTS TO SURVIVE. FUNERAL DETAILS AT TWELVE.

“why do you only show up when there’s bad news“ lmao

WHAT KIND OF SHIT TEACHER

“ah, great“ in which noah is me and me is noah

wow this bitch is going to die an early death

HOPEFULLY SHE TAKES THIS PIECE OF SHIT KID WITH HER

lmao the first rule of anything: arrogance gets you killed faster than anything else.

HAH someone please tell her who it was, just to see her squirm

LYDIA IN A LEATHER JACKET I. AM. SO. GAY.

SEE THE LIGHTS FLICKER WHEN IT’S IN THERE. I BET MY BARBIE COLLECTION IT WAS IN THE VET CLINIC WHEN ISAAC NEARLY LOST IT IN THE BATHTUB. I also think the flickering is a sign of a trickster, not necessarily just the nogitsune

BLESS YOU COACH. I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

what the hell is that thing? the ghost of peter hale’s past?

YESSS SHE’S ALIVE

but who is she

my wife but still

quinn? that’s quinn? NICE

#teen wolf meta

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