#oh that is gratuitous

[elfkissing]

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He talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young

[ffsg0jo]

i am taking requests and writing fics for gaza. check the linked post out to find out more !!

someone like ijichi isn't supposed to be with someone like you. you're the kindest and loveliest person he knows. always enveloped in an aura of warmth and comfort; everyone loved you. the students, the teachers, even the higher ups at the very least somewhat respected you. you're absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. everything about you screamed beautiful, inside and out.

and ijichi? well, he's more just drop-dead.

your presence lights up rooms, and your laughter sparks joy in even the coldest of hearts. your beauty was enough to launch ten thousand ships. you would've been perfect with someone like gojo, who's exuberant and lively. or even nanami whose steadfastness and maturity would've allowed you to flourish. instead, you were stuck with him. just boring, jittery ijichi.

he feels selfish, holding onto you so tightly. ijichi doesn't know what miracles he performed in his previous life to deserve you, but if death took him by the hand, his other would be grasping yours, refusing to let go.

you love him, of this he is certain. how can he not believe you when you hold him so tenderly under the pale moonlight. you're unashamed in the way you flaunt your love, the way you flaunt him.

he's never believed himself to be special, quite the opposite, in fact, but the way your eyes shine when you look at him, he feels like he's the only man on earth. he's suddenly orpheus, navigating through the hell that is earth, just to see you smile once more.

he doesn't quite believe he's all yours at times, and you, his. ijichi fears he can't give you the love you deserve, but in the name of everything that's holy, he'll never stop loving you. and if there's a life after this one, he'll wait for you and love you then, too.

at the end of every incredibly exhausting day, he comes home, almost falling into your welcome arms. he sighs and kisses every bit of skin he can reach. every inch of his body finally relaxes into his sweet homeland. an eternal bliss radiating through his body.

he's finally returned to his ithaca.

i am taking requests and writing fics for gaza. check the linked post out to find out more !!

© ffsg0jo 2024 — do not plagiarise, repost, modify, or translate any of my work, in any way shape or form; i will piss in your cereal if you do. all work belongs to me and me only.

[la-pheacienne]

Y'all. Probably the most UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED criticism against grrm is the abundance of gratuitous extreme sexual violence against women in asoiaf. GoT doubled down on that and is endlessly criticized for that. On the ONE (1) INSTANCE where sexual violence was NOT part of a female character's arc in grrm's work, HotD decided to introduce it as a means of giving "nuance" to a story and making a character more sympathetic. And now not only is this not considered a sexist narrative but on top of that you call this an inspired twist ffs I'm gonna eat my hair

[killemwithkawaii]

RIP Sal Fisher and Larry Johnson you would have loved Metalocalypse 🤘💀

[jessieren]

Am I using the excuse of Moustache Monday to gratuitously post clips* of notebook and tongue fidgets?

Yes, yes I am..

Any complaints?

*Posted the clip because the gif just wasn’t doing it sufficient justice

[munohlow]

Finally got around to them Re-Animator flicks all the kiddos have been goin’ on about

[mariocki]

Cape Fear (1991)

"Let's get something straight here. I spent fourteen years in an eight by nine cell, surrounded by people who were less than human. My mission in that time was to become more than human. You see? Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church, Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking."

[jicklet]

Nick: Jade isn't going to want to date me after what they saw :(

What Jade saw:

[naralanis]

Fuck this meeting, here's a sneak peek of Perhaps Chapter 48

“Bella,” Narcissa murmured, dejected. “Don’t do this. You’re my sister – I'm, I’m with you, wherever you are.”   Bellatrix’s posture seemed to relax marginally, but not her eyes. Her dark gaze seemed to burn with an altogether different kind of rage.  “Are you, Cissy? Are you really?”   Her eyes turned to the remnants of Narcissa’s desk, now lying in chunks and splinters over the marble. “Who were you writing in such a hurry, huh?”  Hermione could see Young Narcissa’s jaw working, clenching so tight there was an audible click. Her blue eyes were solid, impenetrable walls of ice.   “Severus. I was writing to Severus for an anti-emetic elixir – something stronger than what Healer Fairweather can give me. That’s all.”   The lie was desperate at best – that was plainly evident even to Hermione. She had no doubt it was even less convincing to Bellatrix. “Severus. You were writing to Severus for help with your nausea.”   Narcissa nodded, now committed to the lie.   “You know me, Bella,” Narcissa stalled, forcing her features to freeze into petrified nonchalance. “I’ve always had a such weak stomach.”   There was a heavy, tense pause, tense as the taut fraying ropes mooring a ship to shore through a storm. Bellatrix cut through it with a chilling cackle.   “Quite right, quite right, Cissy,” she chuckled darkly, threatening as opposed to amused. “I’ll pass along your wishes to dear old Sev.”  

[crafty705]

So uhh…this may be the most blursed thing I’ve ever drawn

Enjoy anyways :D

Inspired by this post

Rbing reference again

[kindahoping4forever]

As you can imagine, I'm being rational about this

[jamesunderwater]

OMFG!!! i woke up with this massive migraine today so i spent like 2 hours this morning lying perfectly still with a hot cloth over my eyes and i wasn't asleep but i somehow had these FEVER DREAMS i am JUST NOW remembering hours later--

i came up with MULTIPLE fic ideas of trans james / trans jily / trans prongsfoot. one was a whole ass multi-chap trans james modern AU jily fic, one was trans JP & SB jilypad smut??, one was trans JP and trans LE gratuitous smut... my brain went OFF and I somehow completely forgot.

well, thank the smutty trans gods for helping me remember now, i guess.

[deepfriedtrout]

I'm going off this wip with nothing but sheer vibes and this song. I am a crackfic writer and not normally one of angst because I'm not good with writing emotionally-charged things.

Featuring: google translated italian, multiple internet searches about orange varieties, domestic older verneider angst. Mind you they've been happily together for several decades and the storm has long been since gone. But at the same time the meatgrinder in my house called angst is howling for blood

[misty-missdee]

Why yes, I have been working out.

[flufflecat]

Can someone explain what the narrative stakes are even supposed to be anymore in jjk. All the characters are essentially guaranteed to die, the current cast is comprised almost entirely of characters who showed up 2/3rds into the story and we're supposed to care about them for some reason, and I do not even know what the threat is supposed to be anymore. The apocalypse? Destruction of an amorphous innocent society? Like has ANYTHING been shown of "here's the regular world that apparently needs to be saved" or are we just supposed to assume "this society is just Real Life+, so you're REQUIRED to care if some guy threatens to kill all humanity, because one of those humanities may be... a child" or something. Can you spare two seconds to show anything other than some magic randos fighting, or is it just a superhero story all the time now, minus the fun. Remember when yuuji had friends.

[the-himawari]

A3! Rurikawa Yuki - Translation [SSR] MANKAI Feature (3/3)

*Please read disclaimer on blog; default name set as Izumi

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Yuki: All ready. The costumes are perfect.

Tenma: I didn’t expect all of us to be told to appear in the spin-off…

Kumon: I’m super stoked though!

Yuki: It’s better for Washimiya to have lots of foils, isn’t it?

Izumi: Washimiya-san, use your carrot and stick to pull everyone along, alright?

Yuki: Of course. I’m going to work them to the bone.

Izumi: Fufu, sounding dependable! Alright, let’s start filming.

-pause-

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Line up!”

All members: “Thank you very much!”

Izumi: (All the members begin cleaning up and maintaining the grounds. Washimiya starts putting away the equipment.)

Akiyama [Kumon]: “I was told they’re fine with the clean-up over there, so I’m gonna help out over here.”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Thanks. That helps.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Say, how’s everyone doing these days from your point-of-view?”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “I suppose you’re all looking better than the beginning.” “But you’ve only gotten better. We need to keep improving everyone’s abilities from here on out.” “That includes you, of course.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “…Got it! I feel like we’ll be able to make it to nationals if we’re with you, Washimiya-san.”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Don’t feel it. We’re going.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “…So, Washimiya-san—"

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Hm?”

Izumi: (Akiyama seems to be asking something. However, Ono then interrupts them.)

Ono [Muku]: “Ah, here you two are.” “It sounds like it’s going to rain tomorrow, so we might have to take practice indoors.”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Got it. Thanks, Ono.”

Ono [Muku]: “No problem! Don’t even mention it!”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Alright, if it rains tomorrow, how about we crank up the muscle training regime?”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “I know it’s important to bulk up, but please don’t go overboard…”

Ono [Muku]: “She’s harsh as ever. But Washimiya-san’s cute saying it with such a happy look on her face…”

-pause-

Izumi: (The next day… it rained, just like Ono said it would. The baseball club is practicing inside.)

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “Since it’s pouring today, can’t we do a light workout and head home early!?”

Uehara [Misumi]: “I’ll do as much muscle training as I can, but…”

Inoue [Tenma]: “You know there’s no way Washimiya’s gonna let us off with a light workout.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Ahahaha…”

Ono [Muku]: “Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you should say it…”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Thanks for waiting, guys.”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “Not at all! Don’t worry ‘bout it. Anyways, looking cute today as always, Washimiya-san~.”

Uehara [Misumi]: “Her smile is dazzling…”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “I came up with a muscle training regime for all of you today.” “Even though everyone’s gradually improving, your strength and endurance still vary.” “Here you go. Take a look at all of your menus.”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “Lemme see~… woah, there’s quite a lot here, isn’t there!?”

Inoue [Tenma]: “Ugh… this menu doesn’t pull any punches either.”

Uehara [Misumi]: “I think I’ll get more and more into muscle training when I think about the fact Washimiya-san made this just for me.”

Ono [Muku]: “It looks like I’ll be able to train a lot. But I’m worried whether I can handle it…”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “…By the way, I forgot an umbrella today.” “The guy who finishes their workout first gets to go home while sharing an umbrella with me.”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “Seriously!? I feel motivated all of a sudden!”

Ono [Muku]: “I’ll try my best, Washimiya-san!”

Uehara [Misumi]: “I’ll be sure to finish first…!”

Inoue [Tenma]: “Those guys really don’t care whether she has a boyfriend or not, huh?”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “It looks like it…”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “If that gives them a source of motivation, then it’s fine.”

-pause-

Akiyama [Kumon]: “99… 100!” “*Pant, pant*… finished!”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Good job. What do you know, Akiyama finished first. Even you can do it sometimes.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Sometimes… well, whatever.”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “It looks like the other members are still going to take a while. Let’s wait a bit.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Got it. …I thought this as I was working out and watching everyone. It’s just like you said, Washimiya-san—all of us are getting stronger.” “We’re taking it one step at a time, but I feel like we’re getting closer to nationals.”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “…Hey, by the way. Weren’t you saying something to me yesterday?”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Huh?”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “It was back when we were chatting about nationals while cleaning up.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Ahh… right.” “You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to, but I just wanted to ask what nationals means to you.” “I mean, you’ve been saying you’re aiming for nationals from the very start, right?”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “What nationals means to me, huh…” “I’m sure it’s no different from any other high school baseball player.” “Nationals is the one and only stage of dreams for high school baseball players. It’s simply the same for me as well.” “The day my father took me to watch nationals when I was a kid…” “My heart was pounding at the passionate battles between the players and the cheers that resounded through the air.” “I decided when I was little… that I wouldn’t forget that passion, and I would also go there one day.” “That’s why I’m your manager now. That’s all there is to it. …See. Nothing different, right?”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “…Yeah, it’s no different. But in that case, you should’ve went to a stronger school…”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Well, there were some things I didn’t expect when I joined this baseball team. But pushing your team to the top by yourself is also interesting.” “In any case, I’ve decided I’m going to nationals with this team.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “Washimiya-san… Yeah. Let’s make it to nationals!”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “Hah, hah, hah. Done… err, you’re finished already, Akki!?”

Uehara [Misumi]: “Geh, Akiyama took first place…”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “We worked our butts off though~!”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “Good job, everyone! You guys hit it out of the park.”

Inoue [Tenma]: “It really did help improve their motivation.”

Akiyama [Kumon]: “I finished my workout first, but I’m fine. If someone else wants to go home with Washimiya-san, then feel free.”

Ono [Muku]: “A-are you sure!?”

Uehara [Misumi]: “Alright!”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “Akki! Thanks, bud! If that’s cool with you, then let’s decide fair and square over rock-paper-scissors!”

Uehara [Misumi]: “Bring it on.”

Ono [Muku]: “I wanna go home under one umbrella with Washimiya-san…! I hope I win!”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “Here goes! One, two!”

Enomoto & Ono & Uehara: “Rock, paper, scissors! And again! And again!”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “…Ah, I got a message on my phone. It sounds like my boyfriend’s coming over to pick me up. I gotta go.”

Ono [Muku]: “EH!? What about sharing the umbrella!?”

Washimiya [Yuki]: “I guess on another rainy day? Anyways, see you.” “By the way, you’re supposed to do the workout menu today, every day.”

Enomoto [Kazunari]: “S-say it ain’t so~!”

Enomoto & Ono & Uehara: “WASHIMIYA-SAAAN!!”

-pause-

*hits*

Tenma: Are you kidding me…!

Kazunari: Nice batting, Kumopi!

Kumon: Awww yeah!!

Muku: Ahaha. That’s certainly Kyu-chan for you.

Misumi: Amazing, amazing~! You’re so cool, Kumon! High five!

Kumon: Yay!

Tenma: Phew. Should we take a short break now?

Muku: Sure.

Yuki: Here. I prepared drinks.

Kazunari: Thanks, fam~! Phew, that hits the spot~. I’m coming back to life~!

Misumi: Hey, hey. Won’t you play some baseball, Yuki~?

Yuki: No thanks. It’s hot.

Kumon: Eh~. Even after all the effort you put into your passionate performance for First Crush Baseball~.

Yuki: …I feel like I can understand the current Washimiya better by watching over everyone like this.

Muku: ? Did you say something, Yuki-kun?

Yuki: …Nope, nothing.

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