#oh the joys of making shitposts

[mari-lair]

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

sometime i need to just make an audio compilation of pericles lines and the extraordinarily horny way he says them, because like it's just really really good voice acting in general but also some of them make my soul lift out of my body every time. words cannot do it justice. if i have to have this in my neurons forever so do you

[moe-broey]

Why did I start like three other projects when I was already working on a big project when I just got hit with the autism exhaustion beam (requires. At least One Full Day just dead in bed, and then some more Taking It Easy time after)

[hgmason-hellion]

Wayfinder trio except they're the Elric Brothers from Fullmetal Alchemist and Aqua is Winry

Oh no, I went off in the tags

[acid-ixx]

lovefool by the cardigans

— series concept ft. soft yandere dc! x bimbo/himbo reader

soft yandere! dc characters x himbo/bimbo/careless reader... who's just a bundle of joy to be with... where all the villains have an agreement to never mess with you, hell even kidnap you occasionally from the arms of the heroes just to hear you rant endlessly about your 'mundane' life as if you weren't just abducted... where the heroes would quite frankly sometimes have to put you in some sort of human leash because you wouldn't literally panic if there's a gun pointed against you...

the urge to make a shitpost/romcom series just because i listened to lovefool by the cardigans... no idea of platonic/romantic but i'm just moving on with the flow... a bit more on the romantic side ig...

i'm going feral at the thought of a wild goose chase with you, because one second you're bundled up in the arms of the justice league, each one of them scheduled to strictly watch over you, another is stationed near the door as they'd be the one to get you anything you want or need— then suddenly you're at a villain's lair that houses all the bad guys and then oops! you accidentally inhaled the scarecrow's fear gas but you're not reacting?! is your mind filled with air...? all your response was a quirk of your eyebrows and a question that's just "is there any signal here? the league told me to call me if i'm in any trouble...?" which then you would quickly take back and instead would smile at them like some goons didn't just threaten you with a knife to your neck just because you screamed, calling the scarecrow's mask a sack of moving, possessed potatoes.

originally, most villains would whisk you away from the arms of your vigilante babysitters but then they discover you're just a bundle of joy who laughs at the shittiest joke anyone could make, who snorts at their 'funny' antics and words, who grins when they take pictures of you to use as bait that you're being held hostage. it kind of goes to the point that their original plans all go to waste and they decide to just, take you all for themselves. they don't even know how you were able to survive being thrown around carelessly by the shoulders of big, muscular men, but they're more jealous at the image of you giggling and running your hands through muscles arms and toned abs; so they took it in themself to be the ones to guide you through your now makeshift room, hoping you would fawn over them with those cute stars in your eyes...

and if you were taken back into the arms of the vigilantes? oh god, the heroes can't even scold you because you'd be already hugging the next person in the room, babbling endlessly about your adventures with the villains and ignoring their seething envy with just how much you brag about how some are "too hot to be evil! i think i can change them!" because why are you talking about some randoms who just kidnapped you for their own gain when you have them right there? no way are you now getting out of their sights, them trying so hard to even distract you from going outside because "it's just too dangerous to be out there, boo! you're safe with us."

and you just nod your head with that toothy grin of your! are you seriously unaware of how much the richest of the rich are willing to pay for just an hour of your already shining presence? hell, you're just too... out of it, to the point you'll be the one who discovers their secret identities just by accidentally noticing details that nobody with functioning thoughts would even think about.

"batman! you must be bruce wayne, right?" you randomly approach him one day, with a foot tapping the floor impatiently. you stare at him like you had made a scientific discovery.

"... how do you know...?"

"'cause you're both hot and rich and whenever i get a feel of mr. wayne's abs, they're the same size as yours—!" and you continue to guess his children's identities all correctly with a quip of how hot they are or how you wish one you were fit and toned enough to have honkers as big as them...

... that night, you're spending it in the batcave with bruce and his children trying their damn best to brainwash you into keeping their identities a secret, to which you reply with a nod and an airheaded smile. but then the moment they remove you from the straps constricting you in a comfy bed, you'll be running off to alfred, ranting about how you can't believe that you guessed their personas right and if he knew it all along too...

huh, guess that's what makes you all the more charming.

a/n: please do comment or send in asks if you're interested in this as much as i am... i wrote this in quick succession and altho i am planning to make this series a shitpost one or a lighthearted romcom one, i rlly want to amp the yandere-ness hehe. it was fun writing this albeit it being written in about 10 minutes or less. ignore the header ill change it soon 🫦

[kingofthewilderwest]

Gosh the amount of talent on this site is unbelievable. Breathtaking. Dumbfounding. Overwhelming. Every day you log on and see thousands of exquisite artists. Like, people say, "Oh I'm not that good," but that's because you're walking into a living art studio every time you open tumblr. You're good. You're great! You're all great. Look at all the drawers and painters. Look at all the writers. Look at all the writing. Look at the gif makers and the analysts and enthusiastic fans with fantastic recall for what they love. Look at the music. Voice acting. Video editing. Animation. Comedy. Look at the shitposting, a talent of joy if there ever was one. Look at the kindness to compliment each other's stuff. You think you're mediocre? Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Each person here is a star in the sky and together we make constellations.

[sparring-spirals]

Started writing an affectionate shitpost about the joys of the Bell's Hells plans going awry versus the joys of the Mighty Nein's plans going awry, realized I was just making this post again, and decided to make a visual aid instead.

[Image description: An edit of the "stepping on rakes meme".

The top half is a cartoon character, labelled "Bell's Hells", about to step on the rake, thinking "haha you know what would be funny", with a thought bubble of that same character stepping on a rake and being hit in the face by the handle.

The bottom half is a cartoon guy, labelled "The Mighty Nein." He's drawn in a different style, clearly doing some very fancy skate-board esque manuveurs on a rake, down a flight of stairs with no injury, with panicked cursing of "oh no" "oh god oh fuck" "oh shit oh god" "haha- fuck" throughout. His descent ends with him landing on the rake head at the bottom, still winding up hitting himself in the head with the handle, identical to the top image.

End id]

[conkers-thecosy]

List 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged something from you. Get to know your followers and mutuals! (Only if u want of course !!!) ⭐

Oh, this is so nice! Thank you! 💛

Okay, five things that make me happy...

My dog, Wilfred! He just fills my heart with so much joy! I would be so terribly sad and lonely without him, and I hope he knows how much I love him. He's a very good boy - my boon companion!

The Bagginshield fandom! Everyone is so kind, and it's such a fun, welcoming community to be part of! I love seeing new headcanons, reading fic, seeing art, laughing at shitposts and incorrect quotes. You guys are all so clever and funny, and it's just amazing to be part of a fandom that's full of such great folks! I feel so lucky to be included!

People reading my writing 🥹 I would literally die for you guys! I can't tell you how much it means to me whenever I see a new kudos or comment, when someone sends me a message or an ask, makes a post, or even makes artwork (which just seems crazy to me that anyone would do that!!)! It's honestly so gratifying for me, and I cherish every single person who takes the time to read my nonsense!

My garden! I've missed it this last month, what with one thing and another, but I sat out on the patio with a coffee this morning and it was so good to get out there, even just briefly!

Cooking! Since I caught pneumonia I've been living off pot noodles because I haven't had the energy to cook. I actually got up and made a nice breakfast today - just some pancakes and eggs, but it felt so nice to be able to cook for myself again!

This was really such a lovely ask to get and spend time thinking about! Thank you so much for sending it to me!

[frownyalfred]

Not really familiar with tumblr so I apologize if this should've been a message or something, but just wanted to say I love your blog and your fics so so much. Like obviously the writing quality and world building and perfect balance of humor and angst is phenomenal, but just your vibe as a person is very comforting. (This is a long way of just saying I use your blog and fics as escapism loll)

And I know you've mentioned a couple times that you tag your posts so people who don't want the info dump of asoh don't have to read it, but on the flip side there are so many of us who ADORE and scramble for every new tidbit about that world. So thank you very much for everything 🩵🩵🩵

(Also I hope you're doing better, there's no time limit on grief but with time it gets easier to continue on)

Oh 🥹 thank you so much for this lovely ask. It’s so very kind of you. I’m so happy that the shitposts and fics I create here bring others some even small amount of joy. It makes me feel useful.

Writing has been a good escape for me the last few days. Also answering all of these asks about ASOH has been so fun! I love sharing all of the tidbits that didn’t fit into certain scenes or that haven’t been published fully yet. So thank you 💜

[cozymochi]

🌻

Gonna go off on twst animatic woes, buckle up.

Someday I’ll make twst animatics at the level of the other crap shitposts on my youtube channel. Crazy how only like, a handful were ever posted out of the …uhh 30 something actually made. I find joy in private stuff.

…BUT WHEN I DO, only then will the thirst traps properly start. And the constant constant copyright claims because I’m poor :,)

I like how I keep telling myself “Oh SOMEDAY” as if that day will ever come. IT WAS REALLY CLOSE AT ONE POINT THOUGH!! Because I FOUND pre-production thumbnails and drawings shoved in the back of my medibang files. And I was like “oh yeaah i forgot I was doin’ that, wonder why I stopped”, then I remembered “Oh right. I am sad most of the time brrrrr”

I wanna redo didney movie scenes or recreate other existing anime crud like how I used to watch japanese yugioh artists on niconico douga did.

:(( those folk popped off fr. Too bad majority of those videos are lost to time, I think.

THAT or take a shot at boarding actual in-story stuff, but I’m so beyond picky. Naturally I’d have to sub it in captions, yeah. And my go-to will be the official translations for broader material (cuz tbh I don’t think it’s that big a to-do as others think) but any omitted lines I’d want to include, cuz y’know, it’s what they’re saying, but I recognize direct fan-translators are a little more protective of their personal translations regardless of how little the line is. And I’m awkward. Am I making this more complicated? 100%. This is how I psyche myself out of doing much of anything.

I think I got too rusty with storyboarding as it is. (Psyching out x2)

Aside from the obvious stuff, I think I have a few ideas that folk haven’t really tackled yet?? But i also don’t know. You see, I’m prattling now.

Pictured below: me @ my brain

Or vice versa…? who knows

[writing-for-life]

for the love your fandom asks: 10, 11, 25?

Oh, they’re all such good ones, @stellerssong

11. If you're a writer or artist, what fic or piece of art are you proud of making?

I’m both, although my art usually flies under the radar because I have hang ups about it, hence hardly ever post it, and if I do, I usually attach it to something else. But I’ll post it separately this time because this is actually one I can sort of appreciate (sorry for the low quality, lifted it off a Tumblr post because I’m on my phone and the hi res is on my desktop):

Writing I’m proud of: The Light of Stars, simply because the feedback I got meant so much to me. If several people tell you it helped them with processing grief, or thinking about their own death with less fear, you know you’ve done something that went beyond a silly little fanfic (I mean, I’m totally committed to Muhulhu of course 🤣), and that honestly mattered in ways I can’t even begin to explain.

My Sandman Haikus, simply because I stuck with them, and they were for the first fandom event I took part in.

I’ll do the other two as well:

25. A piece of advice for taking care of yourself in fandom spaces

Not so much advice rather than what I try to do myself (and since I’m human, I sometimes fail):

Stop engaging as soon as you sense bad faith takes and reactivity. Remember they come from a place of being human or being hurt, and keep that in mind. But it serves no one and will usually create more hurt if at least one, or even both sides, are not in a space to listen.

Have a close circle of mutuals who get you, but beware of echo chambers.

Step back when things stop bringing you joy.

Regularly do something with your hands or your body if you can (you can interpret that in any way you like 😜), and get off electronic devices and social media.

10. A blog (mutual or one you follow) that has made your fandom experience brighter

All blogs I follow make my fandom experience brighter, otherwise I wouldn’t follow them. So if I follow you, or regularly engage with you even if I don’t, you can be sure you make my fandom experience worthwhile, and I always hope I can give back a bit.

I find it impossible to choose, hence I won’t, but I’m leaning towards blogs by people who share my passion for deep (over🤣)thinking and meta-analysis.

But I love all my mutuals, and each of them enriches my fandom experience in unique ways through either friendship (and that has nothing to do with what they do with their blogs), art or story. Or just unhinged shitposting. And sometimes all four…

[mokacheer]

hahaha thanks for the mass tag game @ruanbaijie this shall be fun!

aka: nine albums or songs I've been listening to lately x nine people I’d like to get to know better x tag game with no name

1. why did you choose your url? - no idea, my theories are that i was obsessed with rosario + vampire so i took moka, and since moka is cheery/happy i just bam. i honestly don't know 💀

2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them. - i used to have a ton because younger me dabbled in the RP world (lets not remember those times but remember the cool people i befriended) but right now no just this blog and the other blog i help run <3 @otomokatsuhiro (if you love old anime youll immediately follow ;) )

3. how long have you been on tumblr? - since may 2012 😵 (save me)

4. do you have a queue tag? - nah

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? - an old friend of mine told me about it and actually made this blog for me. now thinking about it idk if it was her that came up with the name, if i had a different name to begin with... no clue :s

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp? - its yuki!!! must i explain why?! (plus it matches my vibe here alot of mutuals say im super sweet or a ray of sunshine ((ily it makes me happy everytime i get that hehe)))

7. why did you choose your header? - it just matches the overall pink cute vibe :p

8. what’s your post with the most notes? - still to this day its a 29 frame gif of a phone ending call... here

9. how many mutuals do you have? - i counted at the beginning of the year and i believe i had 108? but now obviously its 108+ :D

10. how many followers do you have? - 17.2k+ x-x

11. how many people do you follow? - 544! i remember at one point i wanted to keep the number limited but thats so stupid!!

12. have you ever made a shitpost? - uhhhh probably when i was younger. i used to constantly post #personal text posts so idunno

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? - help me

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? - yeah a small amount of times, most would be reposters telling me "no this is my gif i made this! i wont remove this from my blog!" with my watermark clear as day in the corner lol..

15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts - meh it's your blog at the end of the day, if you want to reblog something do it, if you dont dont. it's sad to see most people just like posts but they come from different platforms and fail to realize what kind of site tumblr is. hopefully eventually they will get it tho! amen

16. do you like tag games? - yes! i love that i get tagged in them but also forget alot of the time to ever get to doing them so i apologize for being late on this one hehe

17. do you like ask games? - plsssss i love seeing that notification light up in my inbox. it fills this bloggers heart with joy.

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? - oh i got a few @gojosattoru (where have you been ;w; </3), @hanae-ichihara (ill always miss you <3), DEFINITELY @taohs hehehe

19. do you have a crush on a mutual? - nope, having a crush on here has never happened for me :p

20. what is the last song you listened to? - charli xcx speed drive EASYFUN remix, its sooo gud

21. what are you currently watching? - the magical girl and evil lieun. are archenemies, fairy tail 100 years quest, maybe some other misc. stuff i cant think of rn.

22. sweet/ savoury/ spicy? - all of the above, i love sweet + spicy

23. what is your current relationship status? - single times *salute emoji*

24. what is your current obsession? - SMILING FRIENDDDSSSS asjdiaoshjdajsid

25. what are nine albums/songs you've been listening to lately? - aprils-bloom by julie areyouhome? by juno britpop by A.G. Cook right back by Frost children i like it by Frost children spring is coming with a strawberry in the mouth by Caroline Polachek magic sword by 4s4ki tome by veltpunch 365 by charli xcx

tagging: @taohs @cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga @oneechangoddess @yuujies @scary-friend @fuwanek0 and others that wanna have fun

[undead-knick-knack]

Just wanna say, thank you for your service. I've taken so much delightful psychic damage from you (and passed it on to my partner). You strike a wonderful balance of "pure unadulterated shit-post" and maintaining vibes that come across as respectful basically? Like that recent one of like its not about which character is a good person its about who's ur fav messy whore or smth.

Its so refreshing tbh. So thanks! Glad i followed you. I will be forever scarred (in a good way)

Oh my gods this is so fucking sweet?? Like wtf?? I was not prepared ��

I've never really thought of my shitposts as being respectful, tho I do generally try not to be mean-spirited when making and posting them. I also like to keep in mind that this is a show where a bunch of nerdy ass voice actors play d&d, and that it's not super serious! And that the most joy I get out of it is from watching it with my friends! I'm just trying to have fun!

Thank you again for such a sweet message, it's an honor to serve in this fandom 🫡

[myreygn]

Ooo, fun! For the character ask game, how about…(drumroll of anticipation) Askeladd! :3

AHHHH SQUIGGILY thank you for this, kiss on the forehead for you!! 🖤🖤

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First impression

when i watched the show for the first time i recall laying eyes on askeladd and saying "rat" out loud to myself

Impression now

on the one hand i am in absolute awe of this brilliantly written little guy who is definitely one of the most fascinating and intriguing characters i've met in a while and he's just a joy to think about and analyze and has everything i could ask for but also on the other hand i'm frothing at the mouth screaming crying throwing up clawing my eyes out and every other unhinged reaction you can think of because hngn. (this is the sound i make trying not to yell every time i think about him)

Favorite moment

you... make rey choose?? you make her choose like the game demands?? oh jail for squiggily! jail for squiggily for 1000 years! (it's. it's him killing bjorn. that's just. urgh it gives me so many emotions.)

Idea for a story

this modern au shitpost i whipped up when i was sick but also i might write a fic to the song Leave Everything Behind by Amaranthe, i was thinking pov thorfinn and have him look at askeladd from the outside and try to understand his moral code and his view on freedom

Unpopular opinion

okay so due to me not being up to date on both the show and the manga i'm not very involved in the fandom and i'm not sure what are popular and what are unpopular opinions. an opinion i have is that if bjorn had still been alive by the end of s1 askeladd wouldn't have sacrificed himself right then and there but again no idea how popular that is

Favorite relationship

squiggily. squiggily you know me right. you know i love bjornskeladd right. you know how much it pains me to not say bjornskeladd but askeladd and thorfinn instead right. because no matter how perfect a ship is, at the end of the day found family is my religion and fucked up found family is my god. i live and breathe messed up parent-child-ish relationships and it's gotta be these two i'm sorry bjorn

Favorite headcanon

i do believe askeladd loved bjorn. i don't know in what way he loved him and i couldn't tell you if he knew but he did. i'm not debating on this.

[commandertartarsmoocher]

Long ass text where I talk about humanity, the joy of creation and other stuff incoming:

Okay, this may seem incredibly silly but spending time being gay & goofy about Commander Tartar [and by extension loving the Splatoon series too] sorta made me appreciate humanity more.

Idk how to explain this but I guess it really made me reconsider my relationship towards humanity [we live in a society] and steer me away from diving balls deep into misanthropy. Yeah, there are aspects of humanity that are full of shit but there is also plenty of good things to like about this silly species. Like being able to connect about simple things such as creating & sharing art [Yeah, give me that delicious tartar fanart, mmmm yummy] or unhinged shitposts of Tartar exploding into pieces, I guess.

It's.. cool!!!!!!!

Yeah! This part of humanity is cool!!! 🎉

I want to experience more of this fun & absurd stuff! All the cool fanart I've stumbled across, headcanons, character designs, etc. are so full of life! Oh yes, it's passion, and I love it!!!

I created this blog very recently and tbh it's the most fun I've had in years of spending my time online. That's pretty neat! Over time it felt like being online was wearing me down a ton, with the rise of bigotry being seemingly everywhere and whatnot, coming online always made me think "oh boy, I wonder what terrible ass thing I'll see next!" and then I'd end up feeling like shit, being fed with a deep sense of resentment and despair for the world [turning into The Joker in 4k]. Stepping away from this sort of stuff & curating my online experience some more really helped a lot. There is so much crap happening irl and I don't need constant reminders of it, especially online.

Yeah, I'd rather be the silly funnyman making posts about smooching a dumbass telephone, heck yeah!!

Okay, I think I am done rambling for today, lol.

TLDR: yippie 🎉 i love this silly blog!!! I'm having so much fun compared to my time being online before this blog was made! 🎉 Tartar posting & sharing is my antidepressant rn 🎉

Also i love Tartar, i'm gay and so are you [probably]

[4letteraroace]

hi welcome to my dash :)

on the left you’ll see two of my mutuals at each other’s throats for no discernible reason. and just past them are two different mutuals. yes. they’re flirting and fucking. yes, i am also a part of the flirting and fucking.

now, as we come around this corner we get to see a variety of posts about my current interests and fixations. oh, and if you look to the right, you’ll see a beloved mutual thirsting over (spins wheel) fictional character number five.

next on our tour, a variety of shitposts and some fanfics that will either make me sob or explode from pure joy.