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drbtinglecannon · 9 months ago
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You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up
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zelkams-art · 5 months ago
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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this
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elbiotipo · 5 months ago
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Also I've said this before but advertising is an industry that should be considered as pointless and harmful as fossil fuels.
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koobiie · 5 months ago
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i feel strongly about this
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nikoisme · 6 months ago
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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captainobviois · 2 months ago
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Training my parents to be funnier
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boltlightning · 3 months ago
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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened
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ladymariayuri · 3 months ago
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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors
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demadogs · 7 months ago
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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cpericardium · 3 months ago
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qqchurch · 10 days ago
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ivyevescarlet · 1 month ago
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can u see me? just checking,,
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nicomoon69 · 4 months ago
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the song made me giggle a lil as a trans guy
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gumy-shark · 23 days ago
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i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes
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lemonbubble · 9 months ago
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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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