#oikawa tiktoker

[iwaoiness]

Oikawa sees the Miya's doing that damn trend twin, where've you been and, of course, he has to do it too. Not having a twin, he settles for the closest thing, which turns out to be Iwaizumi, whom Tooru manages to convince with a simple I didn't know I'll marry a coward. Later, while Hajime regrets for having fallen so easily into the game, he also manages to convince Suna (come on, Rin-chan, I know you too want to see Tsumu-chan's face when we get over his likes!) and Sakusa (we're going to screw Tsumu-chan, you're on?) to help them with the recording and editing.

It takes them eight tries in the main gymnasium of the Japanese volleyball team (Kuroo, after mentally calculating the publicity gains from the video, manages to clear the place out of the players and promises Iwaizumi to keep a close eye on them while filming). On the first attempt, Oikawa trips over the untied shoelace of his sneakers as he steps out from behind the poster and almost falls to the ground were it not for Iwaizumi acting fast and catching him while Suna snorts in amusement and Sakusa complains because who the hell ties his shoes with a simple knot, are you nine years old?

On the second try, a nervous Hyakuzawa interrupts the recording looking for Iwa-san because Hoshiumi-san challenged Hinata to find out who had the smaller head and the two somehow managed to get their head into one of the holes in the net, but now neither can get their head out and Kuroo-san tried to help, but somehow ended up getting his head stuck too.

On the third, fourth and fifth attempts, Oikawa and Iwaizumi interrupt the recording in different takes because they get the giggles.

On the sixth try, it's Sakusa's fault because he sneezes so hard that Oikawa squeals and jumps out of fright just as Suna records it in close-up (if he has saved that clip and secretly sent it to Hajime to add to his compilation video of thirty reasons and one more why I am marry Oikawa Tooru that he wants to prepare for their wedding, well, Tooru doesn't have to know about it).

On the seventh attempt, Iwaizumi forgets his lines and has to go over his part two more times with Sakusa.

On the eighth and final try, the recording is interrupted because Atsumu keeps calling Suna to mess up the video (by the fourth call, Rintaro sends him a picture of himself pulling out his middle finger and then blocks him).

But finally, after more than half an hour of suffering, several extra minutes of editing by Suna and Kiyoomi, the TikTok with the caption "when you finally meet your best friend since ever, future husband and the starting setter of the Argentina men's volleyball team Oikawa Tooru (30) on the all star match" is done.

It starts with Oikawa stepping out from behind the poster (this time without stumbling), singing twin, where've you been? Then, there's a quick jolt as a transition to show Iwaizumi walking towards the camera gesturing with his hands while singing nobody knows me like you do it. Another transition shows Oikawa dramatically rubbing his back against the net during the line nobody gon' love me quite like you. The camera switches back to Iwaizumi, who closes his eyes, raises his face upwards and holds his hand to his chest at can't even deny it; and back to Oikawa who slaps his left wrist with the index finger of his right hand (making a good show of his engagement ring) as he sings every time I try it.

In the final fragment, during the line one look in my eyes, they appear back to back. Then, they turn around, pointing the other and end by singing you know I'm lying, lying to each other.

The video is posted on the official JVA account and, in less than 72 hours, gets 100k more likes than the Miya's video. This brings Sakusa satisfaction and Suna amusement at Atsumu's absolute indignation. Kageyama comments on the video, asking if they can finally use the gym for training, and Osamu reposts it from the official Onigiri Miya account as well Matsukawa from the funeral home account.

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oh to be an artist to stop this torture called describing dances

u can find me on my ao3 🌻

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[touchlikethesun]

if you told kageyama and hinata that they could improve their timing and strengthen their hitter/setter bond by kissing they would immediately start making out. even if they weren’t interested in the other like that at all before, those boys would do anything for volleyball

[gojosbf]

1) 2)

reblog after voting so it's not biased <3 (this is unserious)

[snoozefm]

well yes !

[douyinvids]

by 余知秋的高三日记 @ 37171633137

[iwaasfairy]

sukawa is a joke babe, one tiktoker put oikawa in one of those top 10 anime villian compilations and now this is an ongoing joke that hes as bad as someone thats literally wiped out a city

tbf I figured it was something like that bc my sibling told me about that I think. I’m just overly sensitive about it bc I’m still sour people did that to oikawa in the first place back in 2020!! im always on guard skNDKFJKD

[unicornsvsglitter]

Have fun with this lol

[pixiiipie]

the new haikyuu movie has made me dive headfirst back into my phase. i really miss them i miss my pretty boys <3

[freetobeafcknriot]

ᴩᴏᴠ: yᴏᴜ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟy ꜱᴇɴᴅ ꜱᴇʟꜰɪᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀꜱᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴠᴀʀɪᴇᴛy ᴛᴏ yᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏɴɢ-ᴅɪꜱᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ʙᴏyꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀy ꜱɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴅᴀy ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴇɴᴀᴄᴇ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ꜱʜᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇʀᴅɪᴇꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴋᴇᴇᴩɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ - ꜱʟᴀꜱʜ - ᴄᴏᴏʟ - ꜱʟᴀꜱʜ - ʜᴏᴛ-ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ᴩɪᴄꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ.

art by baydews.

[monstrsball]

i think people forget that suga is like... kind. he's a kind person. if your suga isn't kind it's not suga.

[iwaoiness]

Tooru's love life

Oikawa has become a public figure whose name has gone around the world. He has been featured in a multitude of magazines, both sports and fashion. He has appeared on various talk shows and participated in some entertainment programmes. He is the new face of Nike and every week he promotes world-renowned brands on his Instagram account (with almost 9M followers). On TikTok (with more than 6M followers) he usually shows his daily life and joins the funniest and most extravagant trends.

He is charismatic, intelligent, flirtatious and charming, and journalists are dying to get the tiniest tidbit of information about his private life, especially his love life, because Oikawa Tooru, despite everything, has learned very well (too well, in fact) how to dodge questions about his non-professional life, which he wants to keep under lock and key. The only thing that is known for sure is that he is originally from Miyagi and studied at Aoba Johsai, otherwise everything is a mystery (in fact, they tried to interview some of his former classmates, unfortunately running into Mattsun and Makki whose answers were a repertoire of "maybe yes", "maybe no", "I don't know", "who knows", "will this go live?", "Oikawa likes milk bread although he doesn't tolerate lactose, isn't it funny?"

But one day everything explodes.

Oikawa's name becomes a worldwide trending topic for weeks, millions of his fans flood the social networks with screenshots and kilometric threads, gossip magazine journalists go crazy camping outside the luxury flat block where Oikawa lives to corner him and bombard him with questions, his manager (who is torn between asking for a pay rise or an early retirement despite his 30 years old) tries to control and defuse the situation.

And the reason is his new TikTok video, with the black and white filter, where he appears lying face down on his king-size bed, recording his reflection in the room's wide mirror. Behind him, with his head resting on his bare back, is Iwaizumi Hajime, gently and slowly caressing his back, alternating those caresses with small kisses on his skin.

A song plays in the background for the first seven seconds until Tooru speaks and a soft Hajime comes from his lips. Iwaizumi lifts his head and, when he sees Oikawa with his mobile pointed at the mirror, he looks at the reflection of both and smiles (the playful, lopsided smile that turns on Oikawa as fuck) before winking. His hand, always firm and warm against Tooru's skin, slowly descends further down, his fingers tracing over the bare skin until they reach his nike sports shorts, caressing the fabric of the garment before his hand opens and wraps around his ass.

And there the video cuts off and starts again. In the caption, it reads: upss hehe (ノ≧▽° )ノ

Days later, when everything is still on fire, Matsukawa and Hanamaki are (surprisingly) called again to be interviewed by a young intern (judging by his dark circles under his eyes, the dried coffee stain on his pants and the endearing stammering in his questions) for a program about celebrity scandals to be aired later. This time, however, they decide to be more benevolent and Issei and Hiro look directly into the camera, with an aura of mystery and secrecy.

"Well, Tsubaki-kun"

"I-it's Subaru, Matsukawa-san."

"Well, Subaru-kun, you're in luck, we actually came with the intention of bringing a very, very important exclusive."

"R-Really?" Subaru blinks, incredulous as Makki nods energetically.

"It's something that even Oikawa himself isn't aware of, right, Issei?"

"Totally, Hiro. Are you ready, Subaru-kun, ready to know the truth and only the truth?"

Both, Subaru and the silent cameraman, nod their heads, totally expectant of what two of the people closest to Oikawa-senshu may finally reveal.

"Well, here we go, Hiro. Do the honors, you're the best at this."

"You flatter me, honey, it will be my pleasure." Makki clears his throat, cricks his fingers, exhales and inhales deeply, squares his shoulders, settles back on his seat and finally opens his mouth to say "Did you know that Oikawa Tooru is dating Iwaizumi Hajime and, exactly five days ago, Oikawa uploaded a TikTok (very un-family-friendy if you ask me) where he confirms their relationship? It's scandalous, right? I'm sure no one saw that video, but know that it exists."

That same night, during the weekly video call shared by the four former Seijoh members, Tooru's ramen comes out of his nose in a fit of laughter and Iwaizumi is unable to control his when Mattsun and Makki recount how they were banned again for the rest of their lives from (now) eight TV stations and two radio stations.

[cryolyst]

no because who came up with this outfit and decided that a teen boy would unironically wear it . because they were right.

[treasuringizu]

i really thought it was a canon thing that oikawa had a bad knee🤔

[engel-hageshii]

*Me checking how my husbandos are doing*

🐗💥Inosuke and Bakugo fighting to prove who is the best 💥🐗

🗡🌊Tomioka beating the shit out of Rin Okumura🌊🗡

🐱 Kenma running for his life 🐱

🃏🌟Hisoka chasing him💧🃏

🏐👑Oikawa fulfilling his dream of punching Kageyama👑🏐

🍻 The responsible adults watching the shitshow 🍻

🍰🏐Bokuto and L live streaming on Facebook the whole thing🏐🍰

[uc1wa]

yeah he was the captain of the junior national team so 18 and under dw 🙌 he just got drafted into the nhl at top pick but for the chicago black hawks 🤢 he’s so funny tho he did this lululemon promo and looked so done

most hockey guys are gross and cheaters tho they either cheating on you with some girl they met at their stupid AA tourney or with their own teammates they also just like love their rosters and from the ripe age of 14 will have a full roster of ‘birds’ beware 😰

nice to pretend tho 😜

BOOOOOO!!!!!! it was nice to dream while it lasted. gonna think ab a fake hockey player and fall in love w him.