#ok let’s do this again

[mxaether]

You ever spell your whole ass email wrong and have to repost the whole commission post entirely??? Just me?????? Okay let’s do this again

Hey darlings!! I am officially opening up some digital commissions!!!! This is a limited time kinda deal - I don’t offer digital commissions or via online very often. I’m not sure how many slots I’ll be opening, it depends a little on the demand as we go. The All Star Game is the first Saturday of FEBRUARY, so commissions are only going to be open from now to sometime in January, depending on how long it takes to get the scratch together!!

Why this is important to me: well, if you’re here - you know how far down the hockey hole I’ve gone. And the all star event is here, in MY TOWN!!! This year! My wife is a lifelong leafs fan, and the original instigator for me paying any attention to hockey after potvin left. My besties are planning to go, and I’d really love to get my wife and I there as well. I’m not looking to fund something ringside, we’re dead ass looking at nosebleeds so anything and everything helps.

How this works!: it’s pretty easy!! You decide what you wanna see me draw, in my style. Then, decide what kind of commission flavour you’d like - there will be examples at the end of this post!! Email me!!!! If you have photos, even better!! Especially with the blorbo squares! Even if you don’t have an exact photo of what you want, that’s totally fine! Send me anything you think is relevant! I’ll respond, say YEAH!!!! Payment happens, via PayPal! Then, you’ll get a rough version of your commission to approve. If you want to make changes, this is when you do it!! It’s the easiest point in my process. Once you say, YEAH!!!! I finish up the image and deliver to you, via email, high res images and .psds with the layers intact. Easy!

Examples:

Here’s an idea of what you’ll get. All commissions are drawn in procreate, at 8.5” x 11”, 300 dpi - perfect to get prints made for personal use, if you’d like. Blorbo squares are unique in that I do an 8” x 8” square, that I export as a transparent png. Great to make stickers out of!! Again - for - personal use! Uploadable to discord as stickers, with some compression! (This is something I can do for you, if you’d like, and a small compressed png will be provided as well.)

Follow me under the cut!!!! Snip snip snip snip

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[theeminentlyimpractical]

[gunstellations]

a little family

[daily-linkclick]

saw this in the comments of kdj's wiki and i haven't stopped laughing. its so true

[ID: Comments on a wiki page which read:

Coconuthamster: Who is this and why do people thirst over him so much

Hachnk: It is not even thirst he is just jesus for the mentally ill

Coconuthamster: Oh?? End ID]

[crescentfool]

orpheus and thanatos 💚

[royalarchivist]

Thank you Egg admins!

I wish Richarlyson's admin and all the other QSMP admins well in their future endeavors! Here's my silly little tribute to the Favela Five family, who I absolutely fell in love with thanks to this server. 💕 (Sorry I couldn't fit everyone! OTL)

Richarlyson is the second Egg who's make me bawl my eyes out until I have a headache, but I forgive him. He's given me more than enough laughs over the last few months to make up for it. :')

[witchinatree]

i know the whole "do you think jon ever used his powers to Know what his parents looked like" thing is far more devastating than this but what if he tried using his powers to remember original sasha? jon and sasha always seemed closer than the rest, he picked her (and tim) to work with him and tolerated a lot more nonsense from her than anyone else (using his password to access his computer [161], debating his pronunciation of calliope [25], etc)

and ofc jon and martin became significantly closer as the podcast went on, but in the beginning he was cruel to martin when he gave a statement but accepting of sasha? idk i think their friendship was a lot deeper than we realized (ESPECIALLY since his first murder in season 5 was because NotThem provoked him about sasha) and i think jon wouldve used his powers to Know the original sasha, not sure if it wouldve worked though

so so sorry to distract from the post but can yall read the tags for me because i suffered immensely for this post

[sleepinglionhearts]

Kana may, in fact, be named Kana because it is a simple name but also I know where I started, I'm borrowing that name with great respect u___u

[front-facing-pokemon]

[luna-lovegreat]

I know downfall duo has been posted about so much from this update but I've got another thought ok

Remember this? Last update before, here's them, questioning and wanting answers

Downfall duo wanting answers:

Legend and Hyrule when trying to find answers:

Downfall duo when they're being given the answers:

Really guys? Agents of sheer chaos right there

Literally the last time we heard from you you were serious detective wanting answers and then you're just cackling like maniacs what happened do you just get high from being near each other after not being within five inches for a few days YOU SAID YOU WANTED ANSWERS YOU POSERS

Art, comic, and adorable unhinged characters from Jojo @linkeduniverse :D

[fearmeeeee]

jijibolt

[k4pp4-8]

I'll never understand PV for choosing power over the perfect husband🙄🙄

[junesprince]

remember that one go for it hanamura art yeah that was me here's the sequel

[vellichorom]

actually, i'm gonna say it;

i'll never forgive the TSP fandom for taking the valid critique of " hey isn't it just a little weird that this character without a form is most often depicted as a conventionally attractive skinny guy "

& turned it into " guys let's not police anybody's designs here that's not cool, everyone's design is valid "

nobody ( competent ) said you HAD to change your designs or that they were bad, they just asked you to consider a very glaringly obvious trope IN the pool of designs, but you had almost everyone bastardizing that message as " policing "

guys, all that was being pointed out was that " conventional attractiveness " seemed / seems to be the norm for a character that doesn't even have a physical description, much less anything that alludes TO him being attractive beyond personal tastes.

we were just asking you to think about that.

[todayisafridaynight]

journalists underestimate the magnitude of my addiction and how far i'll go for the bit