#om! thoughts

[daytaker]

In the Wanderers' Whereabouts app, we see the design of the House of Lamentation and it shocks and disturbs me that everybody except Asmo has to share a single bathroom.

Can you even imagine the chaos?

It's time for school and Lucifer is standing at the base of the stairs, waiting for his brothers. Asmo comes down looking perfect as usual and prattles on for a little bit about how nice it is to have naturally long and thick eyelashes, and they can hear the shouts and clattering upstairs all the while.

Beel comes down and informs Lucifer that Mammon, Levi, and Satan were fighting over the sink, Mammon knocked Satan over by elbowing him in the solar plexus, Levi used the commotion to kick Mammon out of the way, an enraged Satan turned both Mammon and Levi into eels, said eels are now hogging the bathtub, Belphie refuses to pee when the eels can see him, Satan refuses to change them back, and he, Beel, still hasn't gotten to brush his teeth.

Asmo just nopes right out of there before someone asks if they can use his bathroom, because the answer is no. "Bye-bye! ♡"

Lucifer sighs. Just another Tuesday morning at the House of Lamentation. Time to go enforce order. He smacks his hand with a coil of rope as he ascends the stairs.

[ironicallyyn]

The accuracy-!?

[vinniyam]

[featheredcrowbones]

the cast of OM after my MC makes them gayer except for the kids whose only worries are crayons and cookie dough

[hopeluna]

Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

[l3viat8an]

Lucifer is just so in love and obsessed with you. not in a scary way or anything- but in a very soft way, just melting completely whenever the simplest, everyday things remind him of his little lamb you.

it can be anything, really, maybe he sees your favorite pastry in a bakery or something in a shop window he thinks you’d like or maybe he simply passes somebody in the street that has the same hair color as you.

and before he can stop himself, Lucifer is reaching into his pocket for his phone to call you a soft little smile on his face. even if he can only hear your voice for a few seconds it’ll make his day so much better <3

[laurmaus]

i miss him😭

[legglesspotato]

Random scenario I thought of-

Imagine an MC getting babysat by Barbatos (not a child, I feel like MC needs to be babysat sometimes… just like the brothers…) and it’s the middle of winter. MC and Barbatos are outside, with MC playing in the snow. Barbatos is giving a small smile to MC when they try to get him to play in it with him.

“MC, what do you mean by wanting me to…. ‘play in the snow’?”

*MC laying down absolutely covered in snow*

“Just roll in it like me!”

“Roll in it?…. Hehe…. Very well, I suppose it’s beneficial to ‘let loose’ once in a while.”

*Barbatos proceeds to flop face first into the snow.*

[om340700]

bunch of stuff from insta doodle reqs (one hundred follows on me doodle place... crazy)

(honest to god i hope i didnt miss any deets LOL)

[fluffyluckyvampire]

What if the Demons and angles in Obey me have never cracked their back, simply because they never needed to/can't? Like, what if that's like... just a human thing. Imagine one of the brothers complaining about their back hurting, and MC is just like "oh just crack you back," and the brother is like, "CRACK YOUR WHAT?! 😨" and MC has to explain what 'cracking you back' means. Or, Imagine Solomon just stretches, and there's a loud 'pop', and everyone just automatically assumes he just broke his fucking back 💀.

[daytaker]

Ngl, MC is kind of unimpressive and it makes me wonder how lonely these demon boys were for someone to give them a shred of affection if that’s all it takes to make the entire bunch of them instantly* fall in love with you.

* results may vary

[ironicallyyn]

Simeon: so you're basically the therapist of the entire family?

Mc: pretty much

Simeon: who's your therapist then?

Mc: ....

Mc: I talk to cerberus sometimes

[tsukii0002]

Simeon: You're human, it's clear that you are afraid to do certain dangerous things… Or at least you should be...

Mc: *healing their wound* Are you sure about that?

Simeon: ?

Mc: Are you sure it's not you... No, you, as an angel who is afraid to do things?

Simeon: What are you implying?

Mc: Well, I know that angels look down on humans as unconscious, weak creatures…. Inferiors

Simeon: That's…

Mc: *looking at him fondly* Humans only have this one life, Simeon.

Simeon: …

Mc: We can't even be sure that heaven or hell exists, although I know ironically … Only this life.

Simeon: *looking into their eyes*

Mc: If you were in that situation? Would you prefer to live in a glass box without any danger? Or risk and live, really, live as long as you can?

Simeon: I…

Mc: *totally healed* Do you think humans should be like that because that's how you've been living as an angel?

Simeon: *feeling his chest heaving*

Mc: *smiling* Tell me, would you be willing to go on like this now that you're human?

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This doesn't make a lot of sense but I'm thirsty…Give me a deep conversation between Simeon and Mc about mortality, about the human beings, about being human, about angel standards, about angel thoughts about humans, about Simeon's feelings and everything that's in his heart!!!! Please.

I think I'm waiting too much for the new season right? 😂

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[shootingstarrfish]

the devilsitter has become a dogsitter! they need help!!!!

this was actually @aspiringtrashpanda's idea!!!! she's very cool and has the biggest brain please tell her how cool she is!!!!!

ive been watching a lot of dog grooming videos lately so i keep thinking about how well/poorly theyd behave when being groomed. lucifer would be the best and mammon would probably be the worst HAHA

[the-other-soup]

get smooched idiot

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw! hc

Levi is a really clingy drunk. Like usually he’s not really into pda it’s too much and he doesn’t like the feeling that ‘people are watching’.

But when Levi’s drunk that goes out the window!- His whole body is literally wrapped around yours, his tail too if he’s in his demon form <3 nuzzling his face in your neck, kissing any exposed skin he can reach and the whole time he’s rambling on and on about how amazing you are and how -hic- much he loves you and how lucky he is-

He’s not degrading himself for a change he’s just really happy you picked him!!!

If you’re sitting together in a booth he’ll get even bolder, pulling you in and kissing you all over your face. clumsily trying to make-out, before pulling you into his lap and grinding against you, whining in your ear…. saying it’s not fair how desperate and needy you make him feel…cumming in his pants right then and there if you don’t stop him…

The downside is Levi doesn’t remember anything the next morning- the only thing he knows is that he has a horrible fucking headache and you keep smiling at him and winking?-

what the hell did he do last night???