(I had to write the Enid asking if Wednesday would still love her if she was a worm. It took me at gunpoint and forced me to write this.)
Enid knows Wednesday loves her. She got to first-hand experience the Addams family courting rituals, she shared her first kill with Wednesday— they are destine to be together for ever! The Addams love curse and werewolf mating seem about the same in terms of intensity.
But then she saw a Tiktok. Maybe Wednesday was right, maybe Tiktok is a soul-sucking void of sadness. Or whatever she said. Enid got distracted by her eyes.
"Ask your girlfriend if she'd still love you if you were a worm and film her reaction." The nasty robot voice said.
The couple in the video seemed excited. The person's girlfriend would still love them.
Would Wednesday still love her?
She needs to test something.
.
.
.
She walks into their dorm, Wednesday using her typewriter. Perfect; a normal environment would make Wednesday's answer more accurate.
She takes her phone and starts recording, she places it on her pillow, desperately hoping it can pick up Wednesday's low voice.
She flops on her stomach onto her bed and sighs.
She looks at Wednesday.
She's still writing.
She crosses her arms and rests her chin on her forearms, then sighs again, a bit louder. She looks at Wednesday.
Still writing.
She rolls until she's got her legs bunched up so she can face Wednesday, then sighs even louder.
She looks up.
Wednesday still hits the keys.
She gets upset.
"Sigh!" That finally gets the other woman's attention. She finally turns around.
"Did you just say the word sigh?"
"I'm fine, Willa." Wednesday turns back to her typewriter with a quiet "that wasn't my question."
"Okay!" She flings her arms out in defeat. "I'm not okay!"
Wednesday turns around and stands up. She walks past the line in their dorms and kneels in front of Enid's bed, facing her.
"What's wrong, my beloved?"
Enid looks at her hands, then at Wednesday's.
Their both normal human hands.
"Would—" she chokes. "—would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Wednesday goes completely still, her face stuck in her caring expression while her brain restarts.
"Would I fucking what?"
"So you wouldn't!" Enid rolls onto her side, facing the wall and facing away from the person who just torn her heart to pieces. "You wouldn't love me if I were a worm!"
"I— I— what? Am— am I having a stroke? Are you?" Wednesday stares at her hands. "I don't smell burnt toast."
"Go away, worm-hater!" Enid grabs her brightest, hottest pink pillow and throws it at her.
"What— why?! What did I do?!"
"You wouldn't love worm-me!"
Wednesday blinks, then sighs softly.
"My love, I didn't mean I wouldn't love you, I was just... in shock at your question."
Enid turns and looks at her. She sniffs.
"You'd still love me if I were a worm?"
"If you were an air molecule, I'd spend the very last of my days making sure no one breathes you."
Enid jumps at her and encases her in a hug.
"I love you!"
Wednesday sighs into Enid's shoulder, whispering a "why do you do these things."
She kisses Enid's shoulder.
"I love you too."
-Writer Anon.
God these two are so stupid, Wednesday's reaction is totally valid because I reacted like that when my ex asked the same thing 💀
(she said that if I were a worm she'd keep me in a terrarium and not at all let other worms near me)
And Enid just.. You're so dramatic you werewolf, omylord
I'm so happy for them, the cute couple
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Omyfycjignlordinallthingsholy I'm the anon that asked about the history omyfucking lord u actually wrote it...AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT PHENOMENAL ABSOLUTELY 10/10 I AM PROUD AND namjoon and Kaya omylord I can't they are just endgame for me I can't
Well now you know what you unleashed
Jk I loved writing this so much! I had it in fragments in my head but with no plan to write it but the moment I started, the whole thing just came to life 🥹
Thanks for the request - it was a great idea <3
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478 gave me pain 😔 and knowing you will put nightmare in the remix omylord ahsndksisjshs I will still read it because im in love with you and your stories ❤️
i simultaneously feel sorry n honored </3 thank u so much!! i'll let u know here in tumblr once i post the full piece on patreon!! <3
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