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#on top of my cosplays and all so yeah
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Ooc update:
This weekend is the coming convention and such that's been draining my time and energy after work, so soon I'll be back to more free time soon!
I've got replies drafted and half finished and some I'll be able to queue as soon as I can finish them!
My ask box and DMs are still open if wanted for plotting and all!
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soupmanspeaks · 1 month
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you ever wonder if the Glamrocks's face tracking acts up when they look at Glamrock-Freddy, like they'll look at his face, and the recognition will register as Freddy, but their systems for whatever reason or another think that there is a face overlapped on Freddy's do you think they see two small squares next to him, at his side, roughly child sized, but no one is physically there.... right...?
#fnaf#michael afton#five nights at freddy’s#glammike#crying child#elizabeth afton#i wanted to allude something to william but idk#would the glamrocks go into the sinkhole? maybe#maybe next to glamrock freddy alongside the weird overlapping face he has and the two kid height faces#there is a face tracking box next to him...standing#remember that post about the ghost hunters comin to the pizza plex? maybe the weird face tracking happens too...#im watching garret watts and Andrew's constant facial tracking anomalies inspired this post lol#anyways i really like the thought that despite being the most friendly Glamrock; Freddy has this......feeling about him#his AI was made just this year! programmed with cutting edge and top of the line technology!#then....then why does he go off script sometimes? why does he say things that wasn't programmed show dialogue?#how does he know about Mr. Afton? the killer from the 80's who committed heinous deeds?#Why does he speak as if he knew him personally? if his AI is just pulling stuff from online; Why does he speak with resentment about him?#IM SORRY I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT!!#like just because this franchise has gotten more neon and sugery than ever; remember; lights can be blinding and sugar causes cavities#idk what that means just omg there is more horror potential than you think in the SB era of games if you look hard enough#off topic but back to freddy being a sweetie pie i think that its funny okay#freddy sasses adults okay okay but he isnt mean to kids okay maybe michael just idk; MATURED? maybe he just got some whimsy mkay?#listen if i was forced to be in a perpetual cycle of atoning for my own and my father's sins i would find any and all silver linings mkay#aw yeah this is sick i get to be a freddy mercury inspired glamrock bear WOOO#granted michael was probably tired of animatronic bands and pizza by fnaf 6 but ykkkkkkkk it.....could be worse? he could be his dad lmao#anyways headcannon michael listend to freddy mercury and this is the equivalent of cosplaying him scott told me so (trust)#tag rambles! theyre fun lol
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yukipri · 1 year
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Some photos of my Batuu Bound from my first day on Batuu!
I'm a bounty hunter from Krownest, of True Mandalorian heritage, hoping to work for Boba and Fennec🙏
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Photos taken by the phenomenal Photopass photographers at Disneyland Galaxy's Edge on 01/18/2023.
First two are by Asian photographer whose name starts with K I forgot their name sobs. Third is by DaveLPhoto on Instagram! Editing by yours truly
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izzy-b-hands · 7 months
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Izzy Hands cosplay is far from perfect (my grey hairs are still too few and don't show well, and I need actual leathers someday that eventually I'm gonna be able to save for dang it) but! It is v comfy and it's nice to dress up for the holiday
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Bonus Izzy pumpkin that Housemate helped me carve bc they Get It re: characters that live in your bones after the first time you see them and when something frustrating/sad/etc happens to them. They helped get the lil tattoo looking much better!
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annabelle--cane · 10 months
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it's fascinating to me the way that different social media platforms result in different types of fandom behavior. while s5 of tma was airing, I spent a good amount of time on tma tiktok (I log back in about once every two months now, going back to in-person school after a year a half of lockdown seem to re-blanace my brain and made me once again not really enjoy the format) while still using tumblr as my main socmed, and while there was a lot of overlap in the fan culture, some things were notably different.
tumblr tma fans had near-encyclopedic knowledge of the source material, but it was kind of an ongoing joke for tiktok tma fans that everyone binged the whole show in a week-long fugue state and lost memory of about 35% of it. tumblr has virtually no character limit and allows posts to be passed around by users indefinitely, which lends itself to fairly in-depth meta analysis being made and shared until most any fan could say "the time and space discrepancies at hill top road? psh yeah, I know all about them, I've read seven scrupulously cited posts that lay out all the details." for the entire time that s5 was airing, tiktok videos could still only be a minute long, and I know from a lot of personal effort that there's only so much you can fit into a one minute script that you also have to memorize and record (and cc manually with tiktok text stickers, as they didn't add the caption feature until april 2021) if you want the process to take less than four hours of your one mortal human life. and then you only see the video if your following or fyp algorithm shows it to you. there were a few tma meta-ish videos that got popular because other people would make their own videos referencing them and tag the account so their followers could see what they were talking about, but it's much harder to circulate content you like there. several times I saw people post videos saying "I got into cosplay to film some [agnes or annabelle or gerry or another secondary character] and I just realized I have no idea what their deal actually is 💀".
a thing that tiktok tma fandom was definitely better at than tumblr tma fandom was accurately remembering certain pieces of characterization and the flow of certain scenes. I've seen a bunch of posts on here where someone is trying to argue a point with excerpts from the text ("x character is nicer than you all give them credit for" "x character is so mean to y character in this scene" "z theory can't be true because y character said a line that disproves it") where the argument only holds up because the poster has gotten these excerpts from a transcript dive and hasn't listened to the episodes they're from recently, because while the text alone can be construed to mean one thing, the way it's delivered on-podcast clearly intends another. tiktok, being an audio and video based medium, allows audio clips to be shared around a lot, and cosplayers would often all make videos acting along to the same show clips of juicy interpersonal drama, and so tiktok fans, though they may have had less overall memory of what characters said, always had a better grasp on how they said it. an average tiktok tma fan might not have remembered melanie's subplot about war ghosts, but they would know the nuances of how the way she talks to jon changes between mag 28 and mag 155.
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anomaly-hivemind · 8 months
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Horror Convention || No. 9 Gloryhole w/ Horror Characters x Fem! Reader
Kinktober Masterlist
Word Count: 1995
Warnings: gloryhole, free use, exhibition, overstimulation, large cock, vaginal sex, gangbang if you squint, vagianl fingering, mask kink, stranger sex, cosplaying oral sex, blow jobs, hand job, spit as lube, multiple orgasms,
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You were going to a horror convention, it was your first one and you couldn't be more excited to go. You were wearing a slutty freddy krueger outfit excluding the knife coves because they sold out at the spirit halloween. It was too late to buy any online. You were wearing a ripped up black and red cropped top, a jean mini skirt, some stressed thigh-highs and wedges.
When you finally got inside the convention center, there were a lot of things going on with an unsettling low amount of security personnel around. It was a bit overwhelming but you were going to push through it just fine. It was full of cosplaying horror characters, new and old, popular and niche. Even horror shorts films, tv shows and games.
“Can I take a picture with you? I really like the freddy outfit,” the muffled voice of a guy said behind an old respirator.
Oh yeah sure, I like your outfit too. It's from my bloody valentine right?” you lean into the guy so he could take the photo. The guy pulls you close to him for the picture, then he turns to face you.
“Yeah I've had this for a while now.” he laughs and crosses his arm.
“Well it's super cool, practically identical to the movie.” you look him up and down, he was a carbon copy of the original.
“A bunch of my buddies and staff are hosting an event on the west wing in an hour. You should totally go. “ The Harry warden cosplayer handed a pass for the event. ‘Glory Horror’ printed on the card.
“Yeah I will be there.” you nod and take the pass. You can't believe you got an event pass for free.
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An hour had passed, you had bought a scream poster, a friday the 13th shirt and the regret of your shoe choices. You push past the last part and make your way to the event. It was a ways away from everything else which was a bit suspicious but not enough for you to turn around. You show the bouncer guy your pass and ID, because you guess this is an 18 plus event.
You take a seat in the front, the seats were really comfortable. The lights were dim and the walls around the panel looked sound proof. This was super fancy for a panel. It makes you wonder what's going to happen, especially with how fast the room is getting filled with horror fans such as yourself. Most of them were wearing masks from what you can see in the dark space.
A bright red stage light hits the middle of the stage. The familiar guy from earlier that gave you your pass to this event walks to the center. Two other people dragged something onto the stage behind him, also dressed up, one looked like Amanda the pig from the jigsaw moves or the dead by daylight game. The other person was dressed like the monster from Jeepers creepers. There was a large box with a set of holes of different sizes, odd but you find the tv and cameras placed inside and outside the box.
“Welcome to this year's Glory Horror event. Many of you who know about this event already know what's up, but for our virgin Marys let me explain what’s up.” Harry warden cosplayer says through the microphone, his mask muffling his words.
“We’re going to pick a lucky Slasher Slut in the audience to go into the box.” The man snickered as the crowd went wild. Harry looked into the group of seated people, presumably to find someone to put in the box.
“Anything goes when you're behind the veil.” he points to the closed door.
You look around the audience that you were in and they all seemed excited to either be picked or see who was going to end up being picked. You just stare at everyone in confusion.
“You, are you willing to take a dive into carnal pleasures and try out the box?” He points to you from the crowd, when you point to yourself he nods. You stand up, nerves run down your spine as you walk onto the stage. You were surprised with how excited every person in the audience seemed to be that you got picked.
“What am I supposed to do?” you asked while looking at the box.
“It's pretty self explanatory, but you get in the box, the cameras are already set up, we gave you a screen to see the reactions you're giving people.” You nod at him and step into the box, it was large and you could stand up right without being seen by anyone, not counting the screen that was broadcasting you to the outside.
“You can strip down any point and if you want out of the box just push the button to unlock the door.
“You want me to do what now.” you asked from behind the wall, your voice muffled mostly.
“Strip, take off those slutty clothes and either open that pretty mouth or a hole. Prepared to get stuffed in whichever you choose and you can switch at whatever time doll.
You think for a moment, you could back out right now but a part of you wanted to see what happened. With a shaky breath you take off your freddy krueger fit and finally take off your dreadful shoes. You were just in your bra and underwear, taking a seat on your knees in the middle. The bigger hole was covered with a black sheet.
A knock on one of the sides catches your attention, you turn your head and your eyes widen. A veiny cock filled the hole, making it look smaller than it was and it makes your mouth water. You looked over at your screen to see what you're working with, a guy wearing a Michael Myers mask. Your lip quivers as you wrap your fingers around his length.
His balls twitch as you tighten the grip on this stranger’s cock. You use your saliva to wet the tip of his dick. You hear the faint groan of the Myers look alike, it was hot and a turn on for sure. You take his cock deeper in your mouth, almost gagging on it, using your hand to massage his balls and or stroke the rest of his meaty meat.
Another knock from the others size makes you pull your lips off Myer’s member. Someone else had slid their dick into the other hole, the screen splits so you can see the masked figure. It was Brahms, down to the black messy hair, even matches the drapes decorating the base of this man’s uncut dick.
You take your other hand and start to rub at his cute dick. Both of your hands were being filled with their cocks. You were soaking wet from how hot this was and if your hands went filled you would be touching yourself right now. You placed licks on both the dicks one after the other. Even the thought that there were a bunch of people on the other side of this box, watching and listening or maybe even waiting to take a turn with you.
It was hot, you felt hot and you wanted more of all of it. You squeeze the guys dicks as you jerk them both off with determination. Michael myers’ dick twitching was the only short warning you get before he shoots a hot load onto your chest. Your bra ruined with cum makes you pout for a moment before you take the thing off. You put your mouth onto the remaining man and take him down your throat. Brahms cums down your esophagus, his seed tasting weirdly sweet on your tastebuds.
You lick your lips after pulling away the dicks both gone from the holes, making you sigh. You slide off your panties and just as you thought you dripped in arousal. You rub yourself and let out short moans, a guy that was looking like Jason Voorhees pushed his phat cock through the hole. It looked heavy, craving your touch. You touch yourself with one hand while sucking off this fat dick. Even if you couldn’t fit all or even most of it into your mouth you sure as hell tried. You moan against the length of this Jason.
Your fingers thrust into yourself at a similar pace as you sucked and stroked his dick. You come to a stand and turn around, your wet cunt fluttering with horniness. Lining your slit with a guy who looked like a slasher’s dick. You let out a hearty moan as this fat cock stretches you out. You could feel his dick twitch and the man moan from the intrusion. He bottoms out in you, your walls clench around him and then he starts to move slowly in and out of you. You rub your clit as your hole gets pounded into. Another dick pops into the hole in front of you and wraps your hand around it with hesitation. Peaking at the screen in the box you see that it's a guy dressed up in a ghostface outfit.
“Ohshit ohshit ohfucking hell.” you were on the verge of coming and the mix of a Jason hitting all your spots with his girth was making it harder to focus on stroking the guy in front of you.
You try your best to get the other guy to completion but your own impending orgasm was a bit of a distraction to say the least. This Jason guy’s thrust was getting relentless and it was super hot to say the least. You hold on for as long as you could but when you feel the man’s load start to pool down your leg sends you down the edge. Before you could complain about how fast the guy pulled out another guy pushed into you, somehow even thicker and longer than the Jason guy.
You squeeze the hell out of the ghostface and your thumb pushes on his slit. It makes the guy come all over you and hand it a messy gush. The new masked covered hottie was fast enough to work you past that previous orgasm but Jason had given you but now you were getting a bit overstimulated. The faint tapping of the man's pyramid helmet on the box wall makes you giggle. Yet the humor in all of this was cut short from the brutal thrust this pyramid head was giving you.
You were already about to fall into another climax, you couldn't help but scream out a moan that you're sure everyone in the panel heard. Maybe even people outside nearby could hear your whorish moans and whales. This massive curved dick was rubbing your insides just right and your lower half couldn't take much more of it, not standing up like you are right now at least. You reach another chaotic mind altering, pussy spasming, leg trembling, back arching, toe curling climax that almost gives you whiplash an.
You feel the sticky seed fill your cunt and pull out with lackluster pace, almost like he didn’t want to leave your warmth so it takes a minute or so before he actually does . When the pyramid head finally pulls out, your body drops to the stage ground with a thud. You were panting like a dog, cum was dripping out of you and sticking to your thighs. Your heart is pounding in your chest as you try to catch your breath.
“This is the best Horror con ever.” you say breathlessly, as you look at another dick slipping into one of the holes. Checking your provided inside the box you see who it is, the host of this event… it’s Harry warden.
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brivinty · 11 months
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LOVE IS NOT OVER, IT DOSENT MAKE SENSE, STILL. ★
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FEATURING; SPIDER-MAN!! Izuku x Reader (female)
— Masterlist —
CONTENT; You find out Izukus Spider-Man, things get heated, but like… in a good way. Fluff, Nicknames: Babe, baby. Fingering, multiple orgasms (f), one time spank to the ass.
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Izuku is Spider-Man. Now it may sound surprising that a normal teen boy, who you just happen to be dating is Spider-Man. He’s never told you about it, you just assumed he was really busy all the time, and only liked to hang out in the morning, so you never questioned him and his oddness. Though you did question the bruises that would appear on his face and his arms but you ignored it hoping it wasn’t from home, his aunt did seem nice.
Izuku was out patrolling the neighborhood swinging from building to building. Then his phone rang in his pocket. He jolted before tapping the button on his earpiece. He quickly landed on the building and let out a heavy sigh. “..Hello?” He muttered pulling his mask slighly over his lips. “Hello? Hey zuku, I’m at the store, what did you want again?” You asked and he could hear the faint sounds of the stores music in the back. Izuku blinked for a couple of seconds trying to figure out why you were buying something for him. “Oh! Um! Get me anything, yea! Anything is fine.” He was quick to blurt our realizing today was both of yours movie date.
“Mk, I’ll see you then, right?” You said into the phone. “Don’t be late.” You say before ending the call and Izuku sighs contently. “Lucky me, my patrol is officially over.” Izuku said before sliding his mask down. “Luckily no one wanted to cause a ruckus today.” He said but let out a laugh and annoyed sigh when he heard sirens and people yelling. “You gotta be kidding me…!” Izuku groaned swinging into the direction of the danger.
“Gotta get this over with, she’s been waiting all week for this.” He told himself, spotting the running car. He quickly shot a web at one of the wheels, stopping the cars movement. “Out the way everyone!” He yelled and everyone cheered for him, yelling out his hero name and such. Once he stopped the car completely, he didn’t spend time to Indulge with the audience, instead he swung to his home. Once he made it he was quick to open his window and climb into his room pulling off his mask and taking off the top half of his suit, but jumped when he heard a plate drop to the ground and a gasp.
“What.. the.. FUCK!?” You yelled out, your finger pointing towards him your blush evident on your face seeing his toned abs and arms. “Babe! Hi! Uh…!” He smiled awkwardly his eyes flickering from his mask in his hand to his halfway taken off suit and to your face. “I was…. cosplaying! Ha— yeah…! …as Spider-Man! And you caught me!” He said making you give him a look. “Izuku, I’ve been here for 30 minutes, you mean to tell me, you’ve been here the whole time…cosplaying.” You said with a raised brow and your hand on your hip. He smiled before spreading his arms out widely.
“Surprise I’m Spider-Man!” He said and you looked at him dumbfounded. “Give me a second, I don’t think I heard you well.” You said taking a deep breathe. “You? your Spider-Man??” You asked blinking at him while walking closer. “..uh yea! It was supposed to be a secret! Clearly.. but—I didn’t think you were here! So I was gonna shower and be ready for the date by then a-“ you cut him off with a kiss. “Sorry, I had to couldn’t resist.” You said with a smile and he looked at you surprised. “You’re not— like mad??” He said confused. “No..? I mean, at first I was worried you were cheating— or someone was bullying you.. but now I know you weren’t cheating, just been swinging around buildings saving people.”
“In a skintight suit none the less…” you say with a laugh pulling at the fabric before walking to go pick up the plate on the ground as he tried shimmying his way out his suit looking for shorts to wear. “I thought you were cheating on me for months, because anytime I said we should hang out you always bailed on me.” You say placing the bag of chips back onto the plate glad you put the dip in a container. “But now I know you’ve just been saving the world.” You say with a grin sitting down onto the bed making him laugh. “You are so odd.” Izuku says walking towards you now in shorts but still shirtless, standing in between your legs. “How so?” You asked with a raised brow. “Any normal person would be freaking out, yet here you are, calm.” He said bringing a kiss to your lips. “Oh I’m definitely freaking out, since when did you have these?” You pointed towards his abs and he laughed. “Ever since I got bit by a spider.” He said and you grin.
“I fucking knew it! I always knew Spider-Man had to have been bit by a radioactive spider.” You said making him roll his eyes at you. “Well do you like it?” He asked and you smiled at him. “Very.” You said and he pushed you down on the bed laying on top of you. “You’re such a weirdo.” He said and you smiled. “Says the guy who’s swings around buildings daily.” You respond and he chuckles.
“Where do the webs even come from?” You asked your hand stroking his hair. “It comes from the inside part of my wrist, I just yknow, tst-“ before he could finish you cut him off. “Oh yea you just tst..?” You mock laughing at him as he rolls his eyes before giving you a kiss.
You smiled as the two of you pulled away before going back in. The two of you start to kiss each other eagerly Izuku getting up slowly from his laying down position now bent slightly on his knees his hand underneath your chin as you two made out. You both pulled away breathing heavily Izuku looking down at you. “Damn…” you whispered out looking up at him. He smiled widely at you before placing a kiss to your forehead. “Oh yeah, act all cute after that?” You sass with a pout looking away from him.
“Did you wanna continue..?” Izuku asked with a playful grin. “I mean.. if you wanted to I don’t mind..” you say with a suggestive look lingering on your face. He chuckled slightly before bringing his lips to meet yours again this time his hands roaming around your body feeling up on your curves. His hands went down to your thighs squeezing them slightly before massaging your inner thigh. You whimpered softly and he smiled into the kiss before going down to your neck kissing and sucking it. “Zuku...” You whined as your hands played with his hair tugging at it softly causing him to groan at the feeling. “Calm down, im getting to it.” He said with a slightly chuckle his lips ticking at the skin on your neck.
His hands slid up your shirt grabbing both of your breast squeezing and flicking your nipples. You moaned out your head leaning back on the bed rest allowing him more access. He finally pulled away leaning his body back, he tugged at your shirt making your body move on its own quick to take it off. “—fuck” He groaned slightly his hands brushing over his face, his face slightly red and his cock hard against his boxers. “Your not wearing a bra?” He asked as his hands gently grabbed onto one of your breast his lips closing around one as he sucked slighly on it. “Thought—…thought we were just gonna watch— movie..” you moaned out your hands pulling at his hair.
Your back arched as you moaned out, he sucked harder suddenly motivated to make you feel good. His hand moved down in between your legs sqezzing at your thighs before softly caressing your inner thigh then looking up at you. You nodded your head slightly, giving him permission to go further. He pulled away slightly before backing up slightly pulling down your loose shorts, his smirk evident at your slightly damp panties pulling them off. He grabbed your thighs before pulling you down slightly then laying down and lifting your thighs onto his shoulders.
He kissed your inner thigh a smile fighting to form on his face as you whimpered loudly. His tongue swept over your folds and your clit. His fingers dug into the flesh of your thighs as he sucked your soaked lips into his mouth, tongue sliding between them. His thumb rubbed hard circles over your clit as he continued to pump his tongue into you, leaving you gasping and reaching for the covers. As your fingers sunk into his hair, you could barely hold on as your heart raced in your chest. You whined at the loss as he drew his mouth back.
You moaned out as he inserted two fingers in your soaking cunt. He brung his thumb up to your lips your instinct pushing you to take it into your mouth a smile evident on his face at the action. Your hips bucked wildly as you pulled on his green curls you kept moaning as you sucked his fingers in reaching your first orgasm. You whined and moaned out as his fingers abused you soaking cunt. “You gonna cum?” He teased as he felt your body convulse and squirm as you threw your head back into the sheets.
Your legs shook as your thighs shut together, his hands quick to pry them open as you hit your peak moaning out loudly. You breathed out heavily your eyes blinking slowly as you caught yourself Izuku kissing at your thighs muttering out. ‘Goods jobs’ and ‘you did greats’. “Want you in me..” you whined out boldly causing Izuku to look at you with wide eyes before he chuckled and With a swift motion, he lifts you from your laying position and turns you around, positioning you on all fours on the bed. His hand glides across your ass, giving it a firm smack, the sound of the impact echoing through the room. "Zuku—!” You gasped out at the action, you could feel his smirk from miles away.
He positions himself behind you, his cock pressing against your wet folds, teasingly grazing your entrance. He leans in close, his face hovering near your ear. "You ready?" he ask, his voice coming off as a seductive whisper. “Give me all of it..” you whined out and he groaned at your answer before he slides himself into you with a single, powerful thrust, impaling you fully. You squealed and gasped at the thrust and quick pace your hands gripping onto the sheets as you moaned and whined in pleasure.
His thrusts continue with an intensity, each one driving into you with a forceful urgency. The sounds of skin against skin fill the room, mixing with your moans and gasps, as he takes you completely, relishing in the power he holds over you. Your hands reach out for his as tears start to well in your eyes the pleasure to much for you to handle, not quite used to this side of your boyfriend. He reaches out, intertwining his fingers with yours, offering a sense of comfort amidst the intensity of the moment.
He quickens his pace, the force of his thrusts building in intensity as his own arousal reaches its peak. The sounds of your moans, your whines, fill the room, blending with his own carnal grunts. The pleasure and pain become intertwined, an intoxicating mix that pushes you both closer to the edge of ecstasy. “Where do you want it—?” He grunted out slamming into you. “I-inside! F—fuck! Inside of me Zuku!” You moaned out your head smushed againts the pillow as your tears stained the whole covering. With one final, powerful thrust, he releases himself inside you, his groans mingling with your cries of pleasure. He holds you tightly, the sweat-slicked bodies pressed against each other, as the waves of orgasm wash over both of you.
He slowly withdraws from your body, his gaze lingering on the marks he has left on your skin. He smiled softly before rubbing softly at your waist before turning your body over placing a kiss to your temples. “Gonna go grab a rag.. don’t pass out..” he says with a smile at the sight of your fucked out figure. He was quick to come back from the bathroom wiping off all the slick and sweat from your body before grabbing you one of his shirts to wear sliding it over you, the shirt oversized on you making him smile.
“Sorry.. think I went too hard.” He said with a slight frown making you shake you head. “No—! No.. it was good.. I liked it.” You say with a smile placing a soft peck to his lips as his grin grew wide. “Good for Spider-Man right?” He asked with a shit eating grin and you laughed slightly. “Mhm.. pretty good for Spider-Man.”
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lovingtetsurou · 8 months
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-`。 cosplay — kuroo tetsurou. ˚ˎ-
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cw : smut 1K. established relationship. somewhat pwp. self-indulgent. cosplaying. reader is shorter than kuroo. mentions reader has a slightly foul mouth lol. petnames (sweetheart, sweet girl, doll, princess). a/n : kuroo brainrot. word dump. not proofread. i'm just thinking with my pus– idk how or why but this idea just came to me, popped out of nowhere when i saw this cute elf-ish, cottage-core, fairy-core, outfit in a game that i was playing so... enjoy ig bcs i sure did ;) p.s. reader's not cosplaying a particular anime character!
after losing a bet, you now find yourself changing into an elf costume. it was kuroo's idea. it's a cosplay of a character, but you didn't know who it was since you weren't that much familiar with anime like kuroo was. (ironic, isn't it?)
'hmm, not bad.' you thought to yourself as you looked at the mirror and scanned the outfit.
a lilac themed palette. cinderella-like shoes. a short, ruffled dress that emphasized your waist and long, puffy, loose, chiffon sleeves that are fitted on the wrist. an off shoulder top that showed off the collarbones. daisy flowers tightly wrapped around the neck. crystal-like jewelry hung by the ears. and the cherry on top: a ferronnières.
“knock knock. you alright there, baby? you're not chickening out, are you?” your lover spoke at the other side of the door, the smirk evident in his tone. after rolling your eyes and holding back a smile, you took one last look at yourself and decided to show him what he's been waiting for. “hold your horses, will ya? i'm comin' out. and don't you dare laugh or you'll get kicked in the nuts.”
kuroo always found your vulgar language amusing as it contrasted your demure demeanor. he felt nice knowing you could be honest around him without holding back.
you opened the door and took a step back, letting the man in front of you get a better look at you.
beautiful. ethereal. pristine. elegant. pure. chaste. innocent. divine. heavenly. there were countless words to describe you, yet he could only stare. his mind had gone blank at the sight of an angel. his angel.
well, technically, his elf, right now,
“how is it?” you slowly asked, not knowing why you did. maybe it's because you initially thought that this was a dumb idea, but now that you've tried it, it might not be so bad. maybe it's because at the start, you wanted to just play and get a good laugh out of this, but now you actually wanted him to like it.
your fingers started fidgeting with the hem of the dress, avoiding eye contact at all costs, not wanting to feel more embarrassed than you already were.
“this might not be bad y'know. the dress is kinda nice. though i don't know much about the character so i don't know whether it would've been better if i had put on some makeup or not– mmph” before you could even finish your sentence, he snatched your lips with his, delicately cupping your cheek as he kissed you with much fervor, but at the same time, he was gentle and careful.
after he was satisfied, he pulled himself back to admire you once more since the first time, he got carried away and didn't have much time to take you all in. you normally take him all in.
“did you know–” he paused, eyes finally landing back on yours after engraving this image in his memory. “it's my favorite character because it reminded me of you.” he smiled that adoring smile of his that always got you so down bad.
“and why's that?” you tried to hold back a grin as you got ahead of yourself. kuroo chuckled, pinching both of your cheeks with a goofy look on his face. “because they look so innocent but they have the nastiest mouth.” he kids which earns him a playful (but strong, nevertheless) slap on his arm.
“i do not. i just curse, a lot.” you defensively retort.
“oh yeah? we'll see about that. i'd love to watch you eat your words, or in your case, spit it all up.”
kuroo is a man of his words, and he sure doesn't like to back down.
after the hazy happenings, you're now the one getting slapped on your ass. only this time around, it's kuroo's thighs that are smacking your backside with his length sliding in and out of your gaping hole.
your wrists were pinned above your head by tetsurou who's only using one arm to tie you down as his other is busy toying with your mounds, pinching and pulling. his mouth would alternate between sucking on your areolas, making out with you, and leaving bites on your collarbones, neck, earlobe, everywhere his lips could reach.
it felt hotter because he was fucking you with your clothes still on. your bare skin before was now decorated with blooming red and purple love marks.
despite getting all down and dirty, in kuroo's eyes, you still managed to look so magnificent, so angelic. the sounds you make were another case, however. spewing curses, lewd moans, salacious whines, lustful begging; it's a succubus speaking.
“yes? feels so good that you're finally showing your true colors, sweetheart?”
“ohh fuck me— yesyes right there that's the spot! your cock's going so deep inside me it's like your fucking me to heaven— hnng don't stop please, breed me, wreck my insides and reshape it, fill me up with your cum will you? please please—!”
he twitches inside of you from how horny you get that your rambles get so debaucherous.
“fuck. my sweet girl. every damn time, you still take my breath away.” he chuckles, amused, so turned on, and close to his high which was evident from his sloppy movements.
“shit, so close, doll. come with me, yeah? i'll give you all that i have. gonna fill you up to the brim and breed your dirty, little, hole. you'd like that, won't you, princess?”
“oh my god, yesyes i'd like that a lot— hnngah fuck 'm gonna cum so hard on your dick!” your walls pulsated around him, getting tighter and tighter from the pleasure that was threatening to spill. and after just a single flick, everything crumbles apart.
the aftermath was just as fun, especially for kuroo.
“curse a lot my ass.” he weakly laughs, giving you a kiss on your temple as he tries to catch his breath.
you lightly smack his shoulder, body slumping against tetsurou who instinctively pulls you to lay down on his chest, hands automatically brushing your hair to soothe you and calm you down, all the while giving you loving kisses here and there.
“but it's one of the things i love about you, so don't go holding back on me and just curse me endlessly. knew it was your love language from the start.” he chuckles, giving you a longer kiss to shut you up. not that you're complaining.
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Bad Maid
genre: smut
pairing: dom!Seonghwaxfem!reader
au/summary : You cleaned the best you could
waring: explicit smut
rating: 18+
wc: 1916
"Who told you to be such a bad maid huh?
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Waring: Dom Seonghwa (Sir) , cosplay(maid outfit), spanking, degradation kink, oral (male receiving), Pet names (doll), deep throating, fingering
Did you like cleaning houses? No, but bills had to be paid somehow.
You received the request a few nights ago. It wasn't a previous client, you would've remembered this one. He asked that you clean top to bottom, dusting the cleanings then wiping the desks and finally the floor. That was normal, but the floor requirements, now that was new.
First go over with a lint roller, then sweep, mop and finally the lint roller again. Who does all of this?
You were going to deny it as it didn't seem worth it but then you saw the note.
"I'll pay 5x your rate, 10x if you wear a maid outfit and a bonus."
A bonus? A maid outfit? Was this a kink? Most definitely but man did you need the money and what he was offering was 3 months worth of rent, you just couldn't say no. You went online and brought the outfit and then booked the appointment for next week.
You arrived at his apartment, wearing a huge jacket to cover the embarrassing outfit. You punched in the code and entered.
After removing your shoes and slipping on your slippers, you carried your equipment inside and took a look around. "Wha-"
It. Was. Spointless. I mean you couldn't believed someone lives here. There wasn't dishes, or dust or dirt. Just clean. You weren't really sure why you were here. What could you really do?
You sighed and decided to try, that's why you were here. You hung your jacket on the coat rack and began to work, doing exactly as requested.
The dress felt weird, you felt exposed while dusting but when it came to using the lint roller it was great having freedom on your legs.
After waiting for the floor to dry, you started the lint rolling process again, that's when you heard the door open again. It's normal for clients to return or even be in the home while you're working so you weren't scared until you remembered what you were wearing.
You were about to run and try to hide until he came into the living room. "I see you're finishing up."
"Ah, yes Mr. Park, just using the lint roller again."
He hummed with approval. "Do you mind if I look around and check?"
"Oh no. Not at all sir." You smiled at him as he walked around his apartment.
You returned to the floor, finishing the last of it. Once you finished you packed your supplies up and waited for your client.
"Is everything to your liking Mr. Park?" You asked.
He stood in front of you and glanced at your outfit. "You wore the maid outfit."
You were hoping he somehow didn't notice and became embarrassed. "Oh, um yeah I did." You laughed, trying to hide your embarrassment. "Is everything to your liking?" You asked again, ready to run back to your home.
"The bonus. Do you want it?" He asked, his eyes not leaving your face.
"Ah yes!" You completely forgot about that. "What is it?"
"I want to have sex. You can say no, you'll still be paid." He looked you in your eyes, showing that this wasn't a joke.
"I knew it was a kink!" You said to yourself but processing what he said. Sex? What kind of service does he think this is?
"I don't offer those services. Pay me and I'll be on my way." He nodded and pulled out his phone. A few moments later your phone vibrated. You pulled it out and saw he sent the pay. 10x your rate as promised. You bowed and left his apartment.
You stepped into the elevator and sighed. "At least he was attractive." His request played in your head as the elevator descended. It's been a while since you were intimate with someone and god was it tempting. He was tempting.
You reached the lobby before sighing and returning to his floor. 'Why not?' You thought. You rang his bell and he answered. "You're not paying me for this."
"Of course."
"We're just two adults."
"Naturally." He stepped away from the door and allowed you to enter. You closed the door and set your stuff down before removing your jacket.
He grabbed your hand and led you into the bedroom, the one you just cleaned. "Are you okay with me spanking you?"
You are stunned. This man is straightforward and god it was doing something to you. "That's fine." You answered.
"It's a yes or no doll."
"Oh, Yes."
"Yes sir?"
"Yes sir." It was a great choice to come back.
"Good." Seonghwa sat at the foot of his bed and made you stand in front of him. "Do you know what you did wrong today?"
You were stunned? Today? Did you do something wrong yesterday? This was your first time meeting him. You weren't sure how to answer.
"Can't talk now doll?" He cocked his head to the side and stared at you. Oh he wants an answer.
"No sir, I don't know." He shook his head. That wasn't the right answer.
"Lay across my lap." You swallowed your saliva and did as he told. This was new, this was exciting. The anticipation of what to come was killing you. Your line of thought was broken when he removed your underwear and threw it to the floor. "Wet already? Shameful."
Were you really? While you were lost in thought, Seonghwa took two fingers and slowly dragged them along your slit before dipping them into your hole. A quiet moan escaped your lips as you felt his finger enter you. Just before you could enjoy the feeling, he removed his fingers and slide them down towards your clit
What was he doing? You didn't have long to wonder before his hand came across your bare ass. "Ouch!"
"I come home and there's a mess everywhere" He slaps your ass again, ensuring to rub it after each slap.
"How can one person-" Again.
"Make such a huge mess." And again. It hurt, you weren't sure what he was talking about, his place is spotless.
"But sir-" Another slap.
"Did I say you can talk?"
"No si-" And another.
"Huh, since you like talking so much, get up. On your knees." You did as he said and got up from his lap and sat on your knees in front of him. "Open your mouth, nice and wide."
You opened your mouth and watched him remove his pants and pull out his cock. While you were staring at him, trying not to drool over the man in front of you, Seonghwa shoved his cock down your throat.
You began to choke, tears flowing from your eyes and drool sliding down your chin. "Who told you to be such a bad maid huh?" He pulled away, allowing you to catch your breath. "I asked you to clean and instead you make a mess. It's okay, I'm going to it today."
"Suck." He commanded.
You placed your hands on his cock before he moved them away. "I said suck. Don't use your hands." You nodded before sucking his tip, swirling your tongue around the sensitive head.
Soft groans came from him and it made you proud. You continued the acting before taking his length in, slowly bobbing your head up and down.
The groaning above became louder and longer causing you to pool up under your skirt. You slipped a finger into yourself and pumped it in and out of you. You bobbed your head faster, matching the speed of your fingers.
It was hard to contain your own pleasure, before you knew it, you were moaning against his dick. He felt the vibrations and looked down at you. "Look at you, pathetic. You just couldn't wait huh." He pulled away from your mouth and lifted your chin up with his finger.
"You must not need my dick then." No you did, the wait was killing you.
"Please sir. I need it sir." He smirked at you. He stood up and laid on the bed. He grabbed a condom from his night stand and slipped in on himself
"Do it yourself. Get on the bed and fuck yourself."
The embarrassment arose again, but you didn't want it to stop so you stood up, got on the bed and sat on his waist. You took in a deep breath before raising yourself up and lowering down onto his dick.
A moan erupted out of you as he sterached you. How long has it been? It didn't matter now, he was filling you up and damn did it feel good. You took a deep breath and looked at the man underneath you. He smirked proudly, glad to see you like this.
You placed your hands on his hips and began bouncing on top of him. The slow place allows you to hit that oh so sweet spot. Your moans loud and vibrant as you pleasured yourself with his cock.
"That's right, keep going." Seonghwa sais in a low, husk tone. Just hearing his voice made your walls clenched up. He chuckled felling you and moved his hands on top your thighs, slowing rubbing them up and down causing you to clench up more
"More sir, please." You begged. You wanted him to fuck you, you needed him too. "I did such a bad job earlier, didn't I ?" You weren't sure what came over you and caused you to say that, but god you were thankful.
Something clicked in Seonghwa's head, a light switch was flipped. He moved his hands off your thigh and onto your waist. He placed his feet flat down on the bed. Before you could process what was happening, he began thrusting up into you, continuing to hit that sweet spot but at a much faster pace.
"You are absolutely right." He said between groans. "You've been bad, you need to be punished, isn't that right." His fingers began to dig into your sides but you didn't mind, you couldn't. The way he was making you feel, that way your walls stretched around him, the moans he forced out your body, and he was too damn good looking, this was heaven.
"Yes sir! Please punish me." Your mouth spoke on its own. Your brain could only focus on the pleasure that your body was receiving and just when you thought you could handle it, he surprises you again.
He moved one hand and placed his thumb on your clit, rubbing it in circles. "You better cum when I tell you to. You hear me doll."
You nod your head furiously, words no longer being your friends. "Y-yes sir!"
Seonghwa smiled at you, seeing you become undone on top of him made him happy. He continued his vicious attack against your hole and you clit as his own pleasure built up. It was hard for him to hold back his own orgasm.
"Fuck, cum. Cum on me doll, Fuck." He groaned while he cummed himself.
That was all you needed to hear before cumming yourself. A silent moan escaped your open mouth while you threw your head back. Your legs shook violently as he continued to rub your clit.
"S-sir.."
He understood and wrapped his arms around you and laid you on his chest. He slipped out of you, allowing your fluids to flow out and onto him. He rubbed small circles around your back while you caught your breath.
It was better to be a bad maid.
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I hope you guys enjoy this one! I did proof read so i hope there's not many errors! Thank you for reading !
Edit: I meant to add a pic !-!
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stuffymcstuffsworld · 2 months
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World I once knew
Iruma had never imagined that he would be back on earth. The thought had never occurred to him. It was so odd. Completely surreal if he was honest.
There were many things that were familiar to him, and some things were different. It was strange. Some of the things that scared him before coming to hell no longer did.
Although he was still on edge. Why? Well... "Iruma-chi! Iruma-ich! What's that! Oooohhh and that! Woah! Look, Azz-Azz, it moved super fast!"
"Stupid Clara! Stop running off!" Ah... somethings never change regardless of where you are. "Clara! Wait!"
Though, Iruma was still scared of earth. Humans might try to steal or kill his two soulmates. He had to frantically tell people that they were cosplaying.
Not to mention, stop Alice several times from using his flames. "Humans can't do that Azz-Kun. Please don't burn down the car!"
Overall, it was an exhausting day. Full of running around and close calls. They had almost been arrested twice.
Thank goodness they were in Japan. Otherwise, they'd be lost on top of everything going on. But Iruma had recognized many streets and knew all the best hiding spots.
The only real issue was... how were they going to get back? He didn't really remember what brought them to earth in the first place. He didn't like it at all.
What if he never saw Grandpa again? What if they were stuck here? What if he never tasted Opera's cooking again?!?!
He didn't want that! He didn't want to stay here! He wanted to go back home! He didn't want his friends to suffer like he had!
Earth was never really home in the first place. All he ever really knew was danger ever since he was a baby. And while it was nothing compared to the creatures of hell, he still didn't want to go through it again.
Not after he had found a home. Not after making friends. Experiencing a real family. Having an endless amount of food! He couldn't go back to his horrible life before.
Yes, he admits it. It was terrible, it was horrible. He never should have been forced to make money at such a young age in the first place.
He shouldn't have had to sleep in a tent while his parents were in a comfy room. Or starve and only have grass to eat. He shouldn't have had any of that!
The Earth was a nightmare for him. A world he once knew. One he wanted nothing to do with anymore. He wanted to go home to hell.
"There you three are! I've been looking everywhere for you." Iruma spins around to see Sullivan leaning over them. He can't help the tears or the laughter.
"Grandpa! I missed you!" Throwing himself into the demons slender arms. Sullivan twirled him around. "Oh, my poor Iruma-kun! Were you scared? Don't worry, Grandpa is here now."
Iruma leaned into the affectionate hold as Alice and Clara ramble about their adventure. "Oh, I see. It seems like you've had quite the day." Sullivan chuckles.
"Yeah... but let's go home now." Iruma murmurs, looking up at the tall demon. "I wanna go home, Grandpa." "Of course. Let's go home now."
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icancdramahanfu · 2 months
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I live! Time to sew another hanfu cosplay.
So yeah, SQQ sewing project - um got relegated to the back burner last year for reasons. And will likely never happen unless I really feel like challenging myself more . . .
But I already have the fabric on hand and I was feeling like I'd be stuck not using it until I saw her.
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That's right! I have a con in just over a month and I'm gonna do Mao Mao from the Apothecary Diaries. I love me a pragmatic plant nerd.
I'll use my green fabric I already bought for the SQQ project, I found burgundy cotton/linen mix at my local fabric store getting the last of the bolt, and figure out the few accent pieces.
I'll try to post my process as I draft the pattern pieces and then sew it together! This will be much easier than my previous one since she wears what appears to be a simple wrap circle skirt.
Even though the series is set in a pseudo-Ming dynasty setting (it has to be after 1492 since chocolate is a luxury good), she is not wearing a Ming style outfit completely.
We can break down her outfit to: Aoqun - green top layer which falls around her hips. Narrow sleeves and a simple style. The neck placket has a dark green strip that goes to the end while a spring green strip on top for part of it. The white underlayer is a mystery - we can see the collar but nothing else. The design is pretty simple and we never see a white sleeve underneath, the light green are cuffs on the sleeve of the aoqun.
Circle/wrap skirt - burgundy skirt that is either a circle or wrap skirt. Not the historically accurate mamian skirt (with all the pleats). This could be due to the fact that animating it might be more annoying or to keep the Ming time period vague.
She also does not wear anything under the skirt in the anime or nothing that doesn't move as a part of the skirt, so I'm gonna skip trying to put something under the skirt.
Things to do: 1.) Draft aoqun pattern. I will use one of my old patterns from WKX but cut off the long skirt part. 2.) Draft skirt pattern. I am going to be a bit lazy on this one and either will do a full circle skirt or pull out a regular skirt pattern (4 panel) and use that. 3.) Determine placket pattern. Just rectangles, but what is the right size of rectangles on rectangles?
4.) Figure out white underlayer? Make a full top like my last one with short sleeves to hide under the aoqun?
Anyhoo, that's all for now!
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abravesoul03 · 4 months
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'consider it as a second birthday gift.'
2:27A.M
WAYB NOZE X FEM READER
Warnings: (GP Noze/Dirty talk/mentioned of cosplay?/ Noze calling herself mommy for readers reference.)
A/N: Well, happy belated birthday to my girl Jihye ❤️🥹🤚. It was originally supposed to be posted yesterday but someone deleted the draft instead posting it 😱. It wasn't me lol had rewrite it:-O
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'God today was so hectic~' Jihye sighed entering the front door.
"Y/N? Baby I'm home!" No response.
"Baby where- what the-!" A pair of cold hands covered up her eyes.
"Relax love it's just me~" your voice calmed her down.
"yah you almost gave me a heart attack! Hmm and besides what is this?" She asked holding your hands that were still warped around her face blocking her vision.
"well consider this as a second birthday gift for my girlfriend, just follow my instructions."
Jihye noded ready to follow your commands.
"walk straight up the stairs to our room carefully, I'm always behind you. And no peeking."
She nodded and started walking up. After reaching your shared room you pushed her on the bed.
Let's just say Jihye's jaw dropped when she finally saw you.
You were dressed in a pastel pink lingerie. Top offed with a Plush tail and a pair of kitty ears.
"I got this set just so I could surprise you on your day. Do you like it?"
Did she like it? Nah, she loved it. Jihye already felt herself growing in her pants.
"No, I love it baby! And it's all for me?"
You nod, biting your lip.
"mhmm what pretty sight. Come here~" Jihye motioned you over to her with 2 fingers. You complied and went to her.
She held your hand, admiring you from top to bottom.
"all so pretty for mommy's dick to ruin it huh? Mhmm your offering your sweet thight little pussy for mommy big friend to enjoy baby?"
Your getting wet by the moment with her words. Well what could you do?
She pulls you on to her lap immediately pushing her tongue into your mouth, her fingers making down your clothed core. Just one dip into you and see gives you this look.
"I barely touched you and your dripping? Hmm yeah it's confirmed your my slut."
-THE END-
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twilghtkoo · 1 year
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summary. you’re watching a new anime and you happen to fixate on a certain character that looks like your boyfriend…
pairings. jungkook x reader (f)
genre. fluff!!! suggestive?? implications of sex towards the end
warnings. uhm jungkook cosplaying as suwa rei :o let’s imagine jungkook’s sides are shaved but he has that haircut from his boxing live?? ok?
note. this is my first jungkook work and i just watched the recent ep of buddy daddies and IMMEDIATELY had to write this bc it hit me that rei and kook have the same hair *screams* also y’all remember jungkook had the shaved sides??? YEAH. YEAH.
“please!”
“no.”
“pleeaase!”
“noooo.”
you huff out a breath. “and if i run away and marry him?” you say questioningly, crossing your arms.
jungkook lets out a chuckle, not minding you any business as he prepares himself a late night snack, ramen.
“ok baby, go ahead.” he nods without any thought, stirring the seasonings in the pot carefully.
do you watch anime all the time? yeah, when you have the free time. he does too. sometimes both of you even cuddle together on the couch and binge watch a new show he or you have mentioned. you take a liking to certain characters, he can see a pattern, and gush over them occasionally during a scene where they pop up. for instance, you both are watching chainsaw man. he doesn’t know how, but you fell in “love” with the character aki. are tsundere men you’re type? is he tsundere?
“kook,” you spoke out, using your upper strength to push yourself off to sit on the countertop.
he hums in response.
you sigh, “baby, i just want to see what you’d look like. come on, a bad ass, game lover, hitman.” you expressed, he doesn’t have to look at you to see that you have those hopeful, beaming eyes. because he knows. he falls for them every time.
jungkook’s ramen is done and he takes the pot off the burner with a cork pot holder in his other hand to sit at the table. “why do you want to see me dress up as him so bad? you’ve never asked me to dress up as any of the other characters you’ve liked.”
you bite your lip, nervously. “yeah, cause i know you would’ve said no and i was too shy to ask. but kook, you’ll literally cosplay this man to a T!” imagining your boyfriend dressed up as suwa rei, from buddy daddies, an anime you recently started. one that popped up on your tiktok and you had found the plot quite interesting.
you realized you’re being ignored when jungkook slurps up a mouthful of noodles and is making angry noises as he chews.
huffing and jumping down from the counter. “fine, i’m going to assume you are thinking about it right now and don’t want to make your cute girlfriend said so i’ll ask you again later.” you ruffle the top of his messy, curly head and leave the kitchen to let him eat peacefully.
you had honestly forgot about it, a couple hours have passed and you’re finishing up an assignment you completely forgot that was due tomorrow as soon as you step foot into the class. you were in your room, sitting on your bed, back resting against a pillow against the headboard as you were quickly typing half-assed answers.
you assumed jungkook was showering, hearing the water running and some noises echo out from the door. he wasn’t crying for help, so all was good and you continued your work.
“babe?” jungkook calls out from the bathroom.
still typing but responding nonetheless, “yeah?”
“can you close your eyes?” your fingers pause above the keyboard, your head turning towards your bathroom door as you spot his feet’s silhouette.
you told your head, confused. “why?”
“just do it.”
“okay,” you do as you were told. “i can no longer see.” you responded, making jungkook giggle slightly which made the corners of your lips turn upward a bit.
after a few seconds of silence you hear the door open.
you hear him huff, “ok, open them now.” he mumbled, loud enough for you to hear.
slowly opening your eyes as you are met with your boyfriend standing before you, his hair slightly damp from the shower he just took, assuming he towel dried it. he’s dressed neck down in a black blazer paired with black dress pants that hug his muscular thighs. a white collar underneath with the grey little waistcoat and a maroon tie. to top it all off, his hair is up, he even remembered to let out a strand dangle, his shaved side burns being revealed.
jungkook is tugging his lip ring with his teeth as he nervously eyes you crawl off the bed with your mouth slightly open. he’s never really been into cosplaying, not sure if he could pull it off like the people he’s seen on social media, but he wants to pull it off in front of you.
“do i look silly?” his hands are tugging at the ends of his blazer, your eyes following it as you gasp with a hand over your mouth.
he even has gloves on.
jungkook’s eyes widen, “what? i look bad? do i look–“
you shake your head, quickly cutting him off as you admire the man in front of you right now.
“no, no, god no, kook. you look fucking hot.” making sure to emphasize the last word. you extend your arm to hold onto the fabric of his clothes, all of a sudden your legs feel like jelly.
he’s quick to hold onto you, tugging you against his front. “careful baby, this suit is designer.” he tells you, smirking. oh, now he’s confident.
“ugh, fuck you. god why are you so hot!” you push yourself away from his hold, voluntarily face planting onto your bed as you kick your feet in frustration.
you hear jungkook chuckling behind you as he slides his hands into the pockets of his pants. “don’t you want to take pictures? this won’t happen again…” jungkook sings out. he’s highly amused on how him dressed up as your favorite character has you acting all frustrated. perhaps, sexually frustrated??
immediately your heard perks up as you frantically search for your phone.
“can we have sex when you’re done playing photographer?” he asks during mid-shoot, continuously posing for you, even trying to mimic rei’s hard glare he has all the time.
“duh.”
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meganslife · 2 months
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Pen pals - p. parker (part five)
pairing: TASM! peter parker x reader
TASM! peter masterlist w/ series
summary: you find out that peter is spiderman, and your visit continues with more love and affection than you could ever imagine. (possible tw’s; past-self harm mention, slight panic attack on peters end)
a/n: HI HI HI!! i am so sorry that this came out later than i said it would. vacay was rough and busy. anyway, enjoy!
Peter stares at you like a deer in headlights. You stare right back.
“It’s… It’s a cosplay–” Peter tries.
“Peter.”
He puts all of the food back in the fridge. “I’m preparing for comic-con.”
“Peter, stop.”
“I’m serious! I- I take comic-con very seriously,” Peter insists.
You shake your head, turning away from him.
“Peter, it’s okay. You’re Spider-Man. It’s fine.” You sigh, noticing some blood on his suit. “Are you bleeding?”
He tenses up. “I– um, maybe.”
You grab his chin and inspect his face. He has a bruise forming on his temple, and a small cut on top of the bruise. “I’ll clean you up,” You say, yanking him by his wrist to the bathroom. No other house would have a full drawer of medical supplies besides Peter’s.
“Y/N, it’s fine,” Peter whines. “I just wanna go to bed.”
“I don’t care.”
He scoffs, leaning on the bathroom counter. You start a bath and make it all bubbly and warm. Peter was visibly stressed, and baths helped you, so maybe they’d help Peter.
“Okay!” You clap, “Uh, I’ll turn around and you can… Y’know.”
Peter nods, his face flushed.
He gets into the water, wincing at how warm it is. You ask if you can turn around, and he says yes, but you don’t really know if you’re ready to turn around. The bubbles in the water most likely made it so that you couldn’t see his bottom half… But you’d see enough to make you feel funny.
You slide off your hoodie, and then you realize you’re only in a bra and shorts. Peter notices too.
“Sorry. It’s just hot in here-”
Peter shakes his head. “It’s okay. Can you wash my hair?”
“Yeah,” You nod. He gets his hair wet, going under the water in the process. When he comes back up, he stares at you again. You pretend to not notice as you rub the shampoo into his scalp.
“What?” You laugh, washing out the shampoo. “You’re staring at me.”
Peter shakes his head, smiling. “It’s nothing,”
“No, what is it?”
“It’s an awkward question,” His posture slumps. He’s embarrassed.
You rub his shoulders. “Just ask it. I don’t care if it’s awkward.”
“Have you ever had a boyfriend?”
You gulp. “Yeah.” That was an awkward question.
Relationships have been terrible for you so far. The last boyfriend you had was the summer before college started. He was terrible. Super mean, especially about Peter. He didn’t understand how important Peter was to you. Talking about relationships kind of made you feel sick, mostly because no one had ever treated you right. You felt unloveable. Sometimes you worried that you’d die alone and cold.
“You never mentioned one in our letters,” He raises an eyebrow.
“I guess I just didn’t want to talk about it,” You shrug. “They were all mean.”
Peter looks at you, his smile gone. “Mean?”
“I don’t like talking about them,” You look down at your lap. “It’s kind of like re-hashing old wounds, you know?”
Peter doesn’t miss how you briefly look at your arm; the arm is scattered with white scars from old wounds you inflicted on yourself.
“Can you turn around so I can dry myself off?” Peter asks.
You nod, and he barely even dries himself off. You can hear how antsy he is.
The towel was wrapped around his waist when you felt him hugging you from behind.
“Peter, you’re all wet,” You giggle.
He laughs too. “Shh, it’s fine. You’re fine.”
“Let go.”
“Never,” Peter whispers in your ear.
“I’ll scream,” You warn.
“Yeah, right.”
When you and Peter finally make it to his bed, he wraps an arm around your shoulders as he reads. You really want to sleep. But Peter is right there. He’s warm and soft. He sets his book down and takes his glasses off when he feels you cuddling up to him.
“You tired?” Peter asks, smiling.
“No,” You murmur into his neck.
He rubs your back, making you even more tired.
“Do you wanna see my webs?” He whispers.
You shake your head. “Show me tomorrow?”
“Tomorrow.”
~
When Peter wakes up, he’s alone in his bed.
He groans, stretching. He heard the shower running, and you singing, and he smiled.
It was already day two of your visit. Peter never wanted it to end, no, the thought of you leaving terrified him. He had already become dependent on your smile to get him through the day. I’m whipped, he thinks as he makes breakfast for you and May.
May emerges from her bedroom with a slight grin.
“Saw you two sleeping in your bed,” She says. “You didn’t have sex, right?”
Peter chokes on his orange juice. He shakes his head with a blush rising on his cheeks and ears.
“Good,” May sighs, “I hated giving you the talk the first time.”
“What talk?” You ask, clueless.
Your skin was all red and slightly wet from your shower. Not to mention that you were only wrapped in a towel. Peter couldn’t form a single thought in his brain.
“Umm,” Peter stammers, “Being safe as Spider-Man. She noticed my latest injuries.”
May nods, tugging at Peter’s ear. “You’re gonna get yourself killed one day!”
You laugh, girlish and loud. Peter watches as you walk away, the urge to tug you back and kiss you is way too primal.
Once you’re dressed and have eaten breakfast, Peter wanted to go for a walk.
It was nice outside. Not too warm, and not too cold. Peter slips an arm around your waist as you walk through Central Park, and you seem none the wiser. He listens to you talk about the latest book you read, because how could he not? You’re beaming and beautiful and so excited about some book he’s never heard of. He thinks he loves you, but he’s not going to think too much about it.
“Was it supposed to rain?” You ask him. “I felt a drop.”
Peter feels one too, along with the guilt of taking you out when it’s about to pour.
“Sorry, bub. I didn’t know it was gonna rain… We can get a cab home if you want,” Peter shrugs, letting go of your waist.
“It’s okay,” You laugh, “I don’t mind getting a little wet!”
Peter’s fingers ghost over yours. You notice what he’s doing, and smile, telling him not to be shy. It was hard for him to not be. When your hand is in his, he feels a little more confident. Secure.
The rain starts coming down, and you mutter something about a paper in your pocket.
“What’s in your pocket?” Peter asks, “You keep digging in there.”
You let go of his hand.
“It’s nothing,” You stop walking to look through every pocket in your shorts. “Ugh, damnit.”
Peter raises an eyebrow, “Okay, what did you lose?”
“Promise you won’t make fun of me,” You whine. “Please. It’s so embarrassing.”
“So much embarrassment for one girl. Just tell me.”
You take a deep breath. “I lost the drawing you gave me.”
Peter ponders for a moment. Did he give you a drawing? He couldn’t even remember.
“Why are you embarrassed?” Peter grins, “That can’t be the right word.”
“Guilty? A terrible friend?” You grumble, hugging Peter. He hoped it was for comfort.
Peter chuckles, hugging you back. The rain is still pouring down on you both.
“It’s okay, lovie,” He smiles, “I’ll draw you something else, okay?”
You nod, still frowning.
Peter knew he didn’t draw you a lot of things. He would make drawings for you, but wouldn’t send them in fear that they were bad. Maybe he’d show them to you soon.
“I bet you can’t beat me to that bench over there,” Peter dares.
A smile spreads across your face. “I bet I can.”
“We’ll see about that.”
You count down from three, and you both start running. Peter immediately starts falling behind, and you can’t tell if he’s doing it purposefully or not. You and Peter’s giggles are some of the only noises around, other than birds chirping.
When you win the race and sit on the bench, he follows close behind.
“Fuck,” Peter gasps, “Why the hell are you so fast?”
Rain is still coming down, but the sun is peaking out. A rainbow is starting to form in the sky.
You blush, “I think you let me win.”
He laughs, still out of breath. “Maybe a little.”
The bench was wet and uncomfortable to sit on. You and Peter were both soaking wet. He wraps an arm around your shoulder, kissing the crown of your head. Peter mutters about something May said before you came; how you would have laughed so hard at her stupid joke. You try to listen, you really do, but Peter’s mouth looks so lovely and kissable. God, you need to get over this crush. Or do something about it.
“What?” Peter finally looks at you, “Is there something on my face-?”
“No. I was- uh, zoning out,” You lie, “Wanna go back home?”
He nods, squeezing your hand. “Let’s go, pretty girl.”
Pretty girl, you repeat in your head.
~
You and Peter get back home and shower, as neither of you wanted to get sick or smell like rain. He watches as you do your makeup afterward, even though you guys aren’t going anywhere.
“It cannot be that interesting to watch a girl do her makeup,” You chuckle.
“Oh, but it is,” Peter says, “I don’t know how you do it.”
You don’t respond, putting your signature lipgloss on instead.
May shuffles past Peter and into the bathroom, she tells you that you look pretty. Peter wants to say something like that, too, but he’s not sure how to word it. “I have a shift,” May says, “I’ll be gone for a while. No funny business, you two!”
“Bye, May,” Peter kisses her cheek goodbye.
You kiss her cheek too, and then she’s gone.
Peter walks off to his bedroom with his face flushed. He’s so annoyed with himself. Why can’t he just tell you he likes you? He could tell Gwen he liked her. He almost hears Gwen’s voice in his head, telling him to go get her. Scoop her up before someone else does. Gwen always knew what was best. God damn her and her wiseness. Before Peter knows it, he’s crying, holding his hands over his mouth and nose to stop the pathetic noises from escaping. He just really needed to tell you. And if you don’t feel the same, then he’ll just shrivel up and die—no big deal.
He pulls himself together before you can notice something being amiss.
“Do you have a roof we can sit on?” You ask, sitting on the kitchen counter.
Peter smiles. “You want to sit on the roof?”
“Yeah!” You beam, “I used to do it as a kid. Almost fell and broke my ankle once.”
“Don’t break your ankle sitting on the counter.”
You scoff, hugging your legs to your chest.
Peter moves around the kitchen. He’s cleaning what doesn’t need to be cleaned-- mostly because he needs to distract himself. You aren’t helping by sitting on the counter and watching his every move.
“So,” You tug Peter’s wrist, “Roof? C’mon, Pete. The sun’s setting. We can’t miss it!”
“It’s not that interesting,” He says, voice monotone. “Usually the same sunset every day.”
“Well, I haven’t been here every day.”
Your determination to sit on the roof almost makes him smile. Almost.
“Fine,” Peter sighs. “If you break a bone, it’s your fault.”
You nod, face flushed, and eyes creased from your bruising smile. Peter worries you’ll get stuck like that; your huge, crooked smile. Not that he would mind you being stuck like this.
When both of you are on the roof, you hand Peter one of your wired earbuds. He takes it and lays himself down on the shingles with you.
“Any song requests?” You smile. That goddamn smile, Peter thinks.
“All These Things That I’ve Done,” Peter says instantly, “You know, The Killers?”
The song starts playing. “I’m not sure that I’ve ever heard this one,” You confess.
Another head aches,
another heart breaks,
I’m so much older than I can take.
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no, no, no, no--
Peter shrugs, smiling. “I need to introduce you to real music.”
You look over at him, face flushed and a little sweaty because of how hot it is. Peter doesn’t look over at you; he’s too afraid. The fact that he feels nervous and shy because of you makes him smile, but it also scares him. “You’re not looking at the sunset,” Peter remarks. You glance at the sunset. It wasn’t that exciting, like Peter said.
“Peter,” You whisper, “I didn’t want to come out here for the sunset.”
He looks visibly confused. You frown.
“Why are we on the roof, then? I don’t want you up here, Y/N, you’ll get hurt.”
You groan, face falling between your knees.
“I like you, Pete,” You say quietly, so quiet that Peter almost misses it.
“What?” He practically squeaks.
“I’m not repeating myself.”
Peter puts his hand on your knee, he’s smiling. “You like me?”
You whine, trying to get away from him. You slide down the roof and onto the porch, Peter watches and follows. When you stride off to the front door, Peter stops you. He yanks you back with a web, his hands going to your waist. “Those were my webs, if you wanted to know,” He smiles, looking into your eyes.
Laughing, your hands fall on his face. The stubble of facial hair against your palms, his pink cheeks, and his stupidly gorgeous brown eyes were so close.
“For the record,” Peter twirls some of your hair around his fingers, “I like you too. Maybe more than like.”
You look away from his eyes, the fluttering feeling in your stomach becoming too much.
“No,” He whispers, “Look at me.”
You shake your head, smiling and squeezing your eyes shut. You didn’t expect him to do anything funny when you did that, but then he kissed your lips, and everything melted.
Peter felt bad that he hadn’t asked first. “Sorry,” He huffs, still holding onto your face.
“Don’t be sorry,” You smile, leaning in and kissing him.
Peter sinks into the kiss, hands roaming around your face and neck. You tried really hard not to make any embarrassing sounds or mess up. It had been a long time since you kissed anyone. Peter didn’t mind, he guided you with pleasure. When he touches his tongue to your bottom lip, you groan. You two were eventually french-kissing on his front porch, still not giving a damn about the sunset.
“We should-” You murmur between kisses, “We should go inside, don’t you think? This is a lot of PDA.”
Peter laughs, kissing the corner of your mouth. He leads you inside and into his room. You have a feeling that you know what’s happening next, and your heart feels heavy. It’s not that you didn’t like Peter. You loved him. You didn’t want to have sex with him, not now at least. And you didn’t want that to be the entirety of the visit.
You couldn’t have been more off.
“Do you wanna go out on a date?” Peter asks, lying down on his bed. “I wanted to take you out before kissing you. The buildup would’ve been nice, you know? But, I just couldn’t help it.”
You stare at him, standing in front of his bed. “What?”
Peter shrugs. “If you don’t wanna go out, that’s cool. I just wanted you to know that I want to be together.”
“You want that?” You ask quietly.
“Do you not?”
That was such a dumb question. Of course, you wanted it. You wanted to be with Peter since junior year of high school when you two first connected and started the letters. It was just a foreign feeling to be wanted for something. Peter was everything you needed and wanted, so why did you feel this nervous bomb in your stomach waiting to explode?
“Bub,” Peter coos, “Come here, will you? You look like you’ve just seen a ghost.”
You walk over to Peter, falling into his arms. “You want to be with me?”
“I wouldn’t have kissed you if I didn’t,” He assures.
“Oh.”
He laughs, loudly and unapologetically, not at you, but more so at the fact that you didn’t understand that he wanted this. He wanted to be close to you and be able to hug your waist. He wanted everything, only if it was involving you. “I think that when Gwen died, I knew,” Peter says quietly.
“Knew what?”
“I knew that she was right. She’d always tell me to be with you, even though you lived so far. The number of times I talked about you was unreal. I love Gwen, obviously, but she was right about you. You’ve always been my person.” He explains, toying with the necklace around your neck.
You smile, warmth pooling in your chest. Peter smiles too, kissing your knuckles.
“What would we do about distance?” You ask, “I won’t be in Queens forever.”
“I dunno. Maybe we just have to go with the flow and see,” Peter shrugs, “I wish you could be here forever.” He hugs you tighter.
You giggle, kissing down Peter’s hairline. His head remains in your chest, listening to your heart and accepting all of the love you were giving him. Peter was euphoric; practically buzzing with happiness.
He loved you, you loved him, and everything was at peace.
~
“Are you sure you’re not gonna go spidering?”
Peter groans, throwing a balled-up shirt at your head. He’s attempting to clean his room, but you’re bombarding him about Spider-Man duties.
“Stop calling it that,” He demands, “And no, I’m not going out.”
“Twitter is very concerned about your whereabouts–”
He snatches your phone from your hand, grinning.
Kissing your head, he says; “I’d rather be with you than doing NYPD’s job.”
“They should pay you for saving New York so many times,” You suggest, blushing from his proximity. You could feel the heat radiating off his face.
Peter pecks your lips, slow and loving. You laugh, pushing him away when he starts to kiss down your neck. “Go away,” You giggle.
“Go away?” Peter laughs, “You were begging me to lay by you earlier. What happened to that, honey?”
The soft hum of music plays in the background. City noises are making the walls rattle. Peter is warm and lovely. You want to stay here forever, you think. Peter and you, forever.
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gasterofficial · 2 years
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@kanrix too many pictures to put in a reply or anything so i'm just gonna make a post FHLDSKJFHDLSKf this also goes out to anyone else who could benefit from my little gaster cosplay tutorial fhjkghkfg
aight this is the earliest picture i have but basically I cut an oval out of 4mm foam, and used scrap pieces of the same size foam that i just had laying around to do another layer on top for added support and thickness. after that i did my best to roughly mark where my eyes, nose and mouse were and cut the eyes out so that they would line up with my own, and used the markings for the mouth and nose to cut a hole into the inside of the mask for my nose to fit into. the mask has a higher layer of foam only on the very tip of the nose because i had to keep my nose from sticking out or pushing the mask too far off my face lol.
anyway after all of that i used a heat gun to heat the foam (WITHOUT melting it and preferably in a well-ventilated area) on both sides and then held it to my face in position to help it mold better to the shape of my head. it looked like this when i was done (i also cut into the upper layer of foam to make the eye scars)
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after that I covered the entire thing with this amazing thing called foam-mo, it's basically like foam in a water-based binder that behaves like craft clay. it's easy to work with and SUPER lightweight when it dries and it's absolutely perfect for making organic textures
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it lost a bit of the dimensionality in the drips after it dried, but I just went over it with another layer where I wanted more texture, and used a dremel tool with a sanding bit to sand down parts that I wanted more depressed.
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then after that were the first and second paint jobs. this included using an ultra dark carbon nanotube ink in the scars to get them as black as possible (and matte). after the second paint job I used a type of fabric called "speaker cloth" to cover up the eye and mouth holes. I hot glued the speaker cloth down from the inside and then painted over the fabric on both sides with fabric stiffener on the mouth hole ONLY (it can make it harder to see through the eye holes) since the mouth hole is so wide and is most subject to the shape distortion from how the mask was heat-shaped.
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then finally the last paint job which included final shading touchups AND some extra work with white puffy paint, which I used to give the effect of the face dripping down.
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the very last step was adding the pupils as a dot of intense blue glow in the dark paint. it took a few coats to get it thick enough, and then on top of the bead of glow in the dark paint i added a tiny dot of plain white paint to make them pop even more. add a 1/2 inch elastic strap around the back of the mask glued down on the inside and you're done!
also, here's some pictures of the first glove I painted, if the reference would be helpful. The gloves were sewn using a self-made "hand turkey" pattern from tracing the shape of my hand onto paper. it's not a perfect pattern, but it's serviceable enough for stretchy fabrics. and I did use a stretchy fabric: white moisture-wicking athletic wear fabric, because I was worried my hands would sweat a lot. and I was right! but this choice of fabric makes that much less of a problem. and also makes you feel like your hands are freezing off (being in the void simulator ig)
the painting job was done with just plain black and white acrylics mixed with a fabric paint medium. i traced the finger joints where my fingers actually creased, and just kind of... did my best to make the palm holes match up lmfao
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As for the cloak and robe, I did sew those both myself, so I can't point you to a seller. BUT what I CAN do is tell you what patterns and fabrics I used and whether or not it was worth the intense labor of love! (short answer, for the cloak? yes! for the robe? NO.) I'd have to go dig up the patterns though, so let me know if that's of interest to anybody
but yeah, hope this post is informative and potentially helpful!
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queen-of-scissors · 2 years
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Okay so how about the reader coming home after an exhausting day basically dead on their feet only to fine the acolytes in their house
💧anon
This is a good one i like 👌🤌
İ think i read something like this before, time to make my own version!
(also would be so cool if you asked me on what characters you want me to add next time so i can make it even better for you :D)
Masterlist
More under the cut!
Halucinations??
The whole day you were thinking about going home, getting a nice, warm bath, and going to sleep after all the work that you have done.
You were so exhausted that even getting your shoes off and opening the door felt like a chore. So you took your time, its not like it was due anytime haha.
While you get your keys out, you realised a sweet aroma filling the air, maybe one of your neighbors is making food, which made you realise you are actually hungry.
The smell was so out of this world that you would kill to get a piece of whatever they were making, but your exhaustion didn't make you even move. So you decided to ask for the recipe tommorrow.
You finally opened the door and draged yourself inside. The smell getting stronger but you opened the windows before leaving so you brushed it off as the neighbor profably has as well.
You open the door of your room, passed some group of people that made noise and fall on top of your bed. Slowly dosing off.
......
.....wait a second.
You wake up and stand back up the second you realise what the hell is happening.
"W-WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
"Your Grace!! We can explain!"
"GET OUT GET OUT!" you grab the nearest thing you can use as a weapon.
suprisingly, that scares them?
"PLEASE DONT EXECUTE US WE DİDN'T MEAN TO!!!"
"İ SAİD GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
"PLEASE LİSTEN TO US FİRST YOUR HİGHNESS"
You throw your weapon at them and grab something else.
"İ WİLL CALL THE COPS!!!"
"WHO İS COPS?!"
"WHAT KİND OF QUESTİON- JUST LEAVE!!!!!"
"OKAY OKAY!!!!"
They slowly take a step back, "just don't be scared ok?"
Now that you regained most of your senses because of their calmer voice and further distance, you can analyse the situation.
These people, who are in a very cool cosplay of genshin impact, came in your house, and acted like you are the Queen of england for some reason??
İf you weren't scared out of your mind, you would be pretty goddamn impressed by all the cosplays.
Albedou's face looks like it's handmade made from chalk, Al haitham was super tall and well built, Like straight out of a Wattpad story. YELAN LOOKED SO HOT?!?! The only meh cosplay was Kujou Sara's cosplay. The material looked pretty hard.
Venti's outfit was unlike any cosplays you ever seen, it had crazy amount of detail. Nahida's hair looked so real that you bet it glows too! Even Ei and zhongli's eyes have a little glow on them.
".....why are you in cosplay..."
"Cos.... Play?"
"WHY ARE YOU HERE AT ALL??"
"Perhaps it is better that i explain" Albedou's mouth moved, you kind of got scared as it looked like it can break any second.
"Perhaps you don't recocnise us, but we are your followers."
"This is so weird...."
He continued without paying you any mind. "İ recently came across a knowledge that we can contact you without breaking the holy scripture.
So naturally, i experimented on it. And i managed to open up a portal that leads us to your world."
"Ok now you are talking nonsense."
"Quite the contrary, its only science"
"NOTHİNG ABOUT THİS İS SCİENCE!!'
"With that said" Kujou Sara spoke "we weren't sure if it was concidered a sin in your eyes." She fall to her knees, the other imitiating her. "We are ready to take our punishment you deem necessary."
You just... Stared at them...
THESE PEOPLE ARE İNSANE!!!!
"Yeah im not calling the cops. İm gonna call an ambulance"
Before you manage to take your phone and dial in numbers, Albedo asked you "uh, your highness...?"
"What?"
"İt seems that i forgot to take out the food from the fire. Could i go and make sure it isn't burned?"
"...the smell was your cooking?"
"Forgive me, i was looking through the devices in your world and got carried away, i wasnt sure on the purpose of the device, and decided to Cook something."
Your stomack rumbles at that, you aren't sure if you should eat anything an insane person does but you were too tired to think anyway.
"....could i taste it..?"
His eyes go wide "...realy?"
"İm... A bit hungry, i didnt have time to eat today."
"Of course! İll go grab you a plate!"
The others also raise their head "Can we do anything else?!"
"Uhhh???" You weren't sure, would they go aggresive if you don't let them? They might have actuall mental illness afterall...
"You guys can sit down in the living room, that would help!"
Al haitham looked at you "help with...?"
"Uhh, me to gather my toughts?"
"Of course! Take your time." Zhongli sais. And then adds "...sorry to disturb you but... Where is the living room?"
"Where television is?" You decide to test them
"Uhhh, huh... Vision.... Where vision is...."
"Oh boy just follow me."
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You ate your food. İt was so good! But you kind of wished you didn't wish for tasting the food before coming inside the home and wish for something else. Like all your work going away.
You joined them in the living room. Ei and Sara looks were sitting on the ground, in front of the coffee table. They all turned at you when you walk in.
"Feeling better?" Nahida asked "your face gained its color back!"
"...yeah, thank you for the food."
"Will you hear us out now?" Al haitham spoke up, he was getting tired himself.
"How did you come here?" You decide to ask. Maybe getting some clues on who they actually are and help the cops, who are on their way.
"We opened a portal from our world to your world." Albedo explained again.
"Right, right, but i meant how did you come inside my house?"
"We fell"
"Fell?"
"We were thrown out of some strange device."
"Device... You mean my computer?"
"Com.. comput-er?"
You decide to check on it, praying that they didn't break it....
İt was there! Safe! Not a single scratch! You thank whatever god that came to mind for it.
Then you Heard a strange noise coming from your computer. İt never made that noise before.
You opened your computer.
As soon as you do, wind pics up and sucks everything that is not supported by something heavy inside the computer.
The screen looks like a small version of the abyss, and you see your work papers/notes fly inside the screen.
You immediatly close the computer.
Yeah you are halucinating from working too much. When you wake up, everything will be back to normal.
No more maddness. Just sleep.
And with that you fall back on your bed.
After a dreamless slumber, you wake up to knocking on the door.
"Police! There has been a notice about 8 people forcefully getting inside the house, we are armed and will shoot if you ressist!"
"Your grace..?"
Uh-oh it wasnt a dream.
You quickly got up from your bed and opened the front door.
"Ah im sorry im the one who sent that. My friends were just playing a prank on me and i didn't realise it was them. İm sorry for disturbing you."
The cops just said something about fake notice and left.
"OH MY GOD THİS İS SO STRESSFUL!!"
"How did you call them here?"
"Nevermind that... God i need a break..."
"Will you listen to us for Real this time?" Nahida asked, actually worried about you.
You droped your head. You know what you saw. But you are still not sure if you should belive them. But at this point, what can you even do?
"Fine, please tell me from the start."
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You denied their request. You can't leave your own world, at least not yet.
But they weren't going to give up on you that easily. So they weren't leaving anytime soon either.
Yeah you aren't going to be able to open your computer for a while.
Well at least they are the best room buddies you can ever hope for.
Zhongli is confused about money situation but got the hang of it pretty quickly.
Yelan, Nahida, albedo and al haitham all tried to convince you into visiting Tevat.
"Man this house chores are pain"
"İt wouldnt be if you were in tevat smh" Yelan said.
Venti bought wine with your money. (They be expensive) but apologised with a song he made for you!
Ei acts like a guard dog for you. Not sleeping at all and keeping an eye on you (apperantly she stoped a criminal and is a Superhero now)
So its pretty caotic untill you decide to leave this world and go back home.
Where you belong :)
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